#though i also read that there was unconfirmed soap found

[sporksaber]

I googled it and apparently it is possible and has been done. I also learned alot about world war propaganda.

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[ladynorbert]

Answer 10, tag 10

So I’ve been tagged to answer ten questions and tag ten people. But I was tagged twice, so I’m actually answering twenty questions! That’s a lot, so I’ll put it under the cut.

First, @elevanetheirin asked...

1) Who is your favorite (non-romanced) DA Character and why?

As you may have noticed, Varric. Why? Hey, Your Editorialness, they want to know why you’re my favorite.

[Editor’s note: Because she and I have way too much in common and yet are different enough to be interesting to each other.]

That sounds about right.

2) Besides the Dragon Age Series what is your favorite game?

I’ve loved the Zelda games since the first one came out when I was twelve. It’s a toss-up between them and Skyrim.

3) What is your favorite food?

Ice cream. Sadly, being diabetic somewhat precludes me from enjoying it as often as I like, and I still eat more of it than I should.

4) Wireless mouse or corded?

I use a laptop, so I don’t have a mouse at all - I have a touchpad.

5) Favorite season of the year and why?

Autumn. Not too hot, not too cold, the plants to which I’m allergic are dying, the bugs go away, and everything looks pretty.

6) What is your favorite holiday?

Christmas.

7) What book or series have you read several times?

Harry Potter. The books got me through one of the worst times of my life. Also, I may in fact be in the seventh book but this is unconfirmed.

8) Alistair or Cullen? Why? (bwahahaha)

Alistair. First video game husband is still my favorite. Besides, he’s too much like Lord Norbert for me to not love him best.

9) Do you have special dietary needs?

As noted above, I have type 2 diabetes. I’m also starting to suspect I may be sensitive to gluten.

10) Milk and Cookies or Coffee and Biscotti?

Milk and cookies. I don’t like coffee or biscotti.

Next, from @motherofgriffins...

1) Who is your least favorite romanceable character? (In any game)

Solas. I’m sorry, I know a lot of my friends love the egglord, but he really just doesn’t do much for me.

2) Fruits or Veggies? What’s your favorite?

I love fruits and veggies. My favorite fruit is apples.

3) If you had to spend $100,000 (84,979.82 Euro according to The Google) in 24 hours, but couldn’t buy real estate, what would you spend it on?

Honestly? A lot of it would probably go to GoFundMe and YouCaring campaigns that I thought were worthwhile. I’d also pay off my car and Lord Norbert’s car and my outstanding medical bills.

4) What is your go-to comfort food?

My chicken soup.

5) What is your favorite movie quote?

Gosh, I have a lot of those. If I have to choose, though, I guess it’s this line of Gandalf’s from The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. “ I've found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of kindness and love.”

6) What is your favorite thing about your face?

It does a perfectly adequate job of covering the front of my head. That’s about all I can really ask of it. (I’m not especially fond of it, but it does what a face is supposed to do.)

7) If you were given a one-minute ad slot during the Super Bowl that you couldn’t sell, what would you fill it with? 

I’d consult with my buddy @peterhollens about how he could make use of the time. 

8) Would you rather be the first person to explore a planet or be the inventor of a drug that cures a deadly disease? Why?

Invent the drug. I would have a panic attack and probably give myself heart failure if I ever got sent into space - it’s like a combination of all my biggest phobias in one terrifying package.

9) Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds? Would you use your power for good or evil?  

Teleport, definitely. I wouldn’t want to know what’s in some people’s minds! And of course I would use it for good. I could probably help quite a few people with that kind of ability.

10) Who was your first celebrity crush? (Or fictional character if you’ve never had a crush on a celebrity)

I don’t actually remember the first one, although bearing in mind that I am a lot older than most of you, it was probably somebody you’ve never heard of. However, I can crack up my Dragon Age peeps with the confession that my young teenage self really liked Brian Bloom. He was a soap opera star way back in the day! I didn’t watch the show he was on so I didn’t know much about him, but he was the guy in my teen magazines with the extremely gorgeous eyes. I legit felt faint when I discovered that he’s the voice of my beloved Varric; I had forgotten about him for a long time.

Now, for my questions...

1) To which fictional character do you relate the most? Why? 2) Is there a color which holds particular meaning for you? 3) Dream car? 4) Favorite breed of dog? 5) Who is your hero? Why? 6) Who was the last person to whom you said “I love you”? 7) In which art medium do you consider yourself most skilled? This includes things like writing, photography, and music as well as traditional art forms. 8) What’s a skill you don’t have and wish you could cultivate, but consider to be beyond your ability? 9) Baths or showers? Why? 10) If you could have dinner with three living famous people, who would you invite and what would you discuss?

I shall tag @sapphiredragonprincess, @tamar-kir-bataar, @peligin, @ladydracarysao3, @stylishanachronism, @the-tevinter-biscuit, @teenyturtle, @tealtiger, @tea-nyx, @galadryels, @hawkeyedflame, @hawkeyedriza, @haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey, @bleedingcoffee42, @waddiwasiwitch, @unseeliesidhe, @aerophin, @themusicalbookworm, @windrider01, @windysuspirations, and @queenxolivier. Enjoy!