#those law breakin trouble makers down at the dusty wagon been causing me some trouble lately
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there is a hole in my soul in the shape of a cowboy hat and cowboy boots
#life would just be better if i were a cowboy#i do hate horses and am incredibly scared of them#but thats besides the point#its not my fault that when i was 13 at school camp they made me ride the biggest horse they had#im 5 foot (as an adult) on a good day#freaking gigantic horse#and i cried and i wept and begged not to go on the godzilla mutant horse#but yet#they made me ride him#anyways so now i have a fear of horses i dont think ill ever get over#also i think theyre horrendeously ugly and vile creatures with evil in their heart#im deist and dont believe in original sin#except for horses#horses are born with sin and there is no repentance that can save their souls from eternal damnation#anyways#i can totally be a cowboy whilst having a bone deep hatred for horses#the yearning i feel for the wild west is insaitable#now im kind of thinking of seinfeld#and how epic it would be if george had a cowboy arc#he did have that hat that one time#but i mean like#’say kramer#those law breakin trouble makers down at the dusty wagon been causing me some trouble lately#yer see#barman wont let me use his private outhouse#now i got a problem with that#it just aint demoractic im telling yer#so i says to him: partner#what yer doing here aint right by no one#its unlawful im telling yer
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