#those freaky ass confessions omg

[deepixerii]

did someone say something about cows

[captain-n-crunchies]

My Zuzu!

Izuku Midoriya x Reader

Let talk about how Izuku would be the perfect boyfriend in the history of boyfriends. Like forgot Bakugo tough but soft love and Kirishima gym rat love and look at how Zuku is like total boyfriend material!

-- Izuku who when he first discovers your pretty face quickly asks you about your quirk and backstory even how you got your hero suit designed! Writing everything you say with a quickness, but he doesn't even notice himself writing notes about your appearance like how your lip pucker when in thought, your eyes simmer when you talk about your favorite thing about your hero design, and how quickly your face animates itself to a new emotion every few sentences. After meeting him he makes a huge effort to get to know you besides your quirk and heroic morals he wants to know everything about you even things about your parents (he used those facts for when you start dating)

-- Izuku after months of being your friend fighting alongside you and you tending to some of his scars he starts to have more unfriendly thoughts about, and no not any freaky stuff more of he hates how you laugh at every flirty joke Denki makes or how he love that you fuss over him and his recklessness he just eats up every new hairstyle you get, every new shoe, new dress he just hasss to complement you making you smiles at him so hard he blushes under that gaze you give him. Too bad it took practically a whole pregnancy for him to confess!

-- Izuku would when makes dates makes sure he gets everything perfect from a small date to a cafe he gets you a tiny allmight keychain as a momentum, dates at the aquarium? a jellyfish plushie is in your arms by the end of shark's exhibit, a concert for the two of you favorite band? Oh, baby got a favor from Bakugo to get you their new album. He makes sure any cuddle dates are so cozy and warm so you can't leave his arms; with pillow forts and fresh popcorn and a cute Disney movie with his strong arms around you warming you up nicely. Izuku who covers you up in his bed is you fall asleep fist and gets one of his allmight plushie and places it in your arms

-- Izuku who is always touching you doesn't matter if it's your leg on his thigh or his hand holding your pinky, he just needs to touch you if you're going to be close to him but what about far away? He has a whole keychain of allmight that everyone knows is his and he attaches it onto your bag and boom now everyone even your teachers know your " Zuzu Baby"

-- Speaking of Zuzu baby, he loves pet names and since his name Izuku has about fifty names in it you choose ' Zuzu' which when you first called him it he face reddens a bit since you always gotta call him babe or baby he naturally registers his name to be Zuzu. He's a boy who doesn't care if his friends hear you call him this name because you call him it out of love and he can't ask for more, I mean your his baby what the need to go getting mad because you didn't call him Midoriya he doesn't even call you by your real name you baby, pretty boy/girl, beautiful, pretty, anything he could think of that remind him of your called it

-- Now even though he's soft he ain't no punk he just doesn't really get bothered by mean commets anymore (he was quirkless majority of his childhood this dude got more thick skin than Bakugo) he just laughs awkwardly and when alone he talks all his shit

" And Bakugo gonna call me useless!?"

" Nooo baby why you didn't say nothing?"

" He got kidnapped and nobody wanted to save him but Kiri! I would be pissed everyday too"

" Omg! Izu stop!"

-- Like Zuzu is messy also he was a quite kid y'all so when you thought he wasn't listening HE WAS, and since your if s/o then bookie he is talking so much shit and gossip with you to the point you look at him differently like where did my softy go? He just said he would whoop Todoroki's ass if he called him a mutt

" Baby really?"

" It'll take a while but I could!"

" Shoto? The fire and ice combo package?? You could whoop his ass?"

" If I was called a mutt! He'll have two scars"

Yea... he talks too much but, he gonna back it up especially if it was about you. He cares about your mental a lot so if you ever tell him you're feeling a bit down simply because a hoe talking shit, he got 508 Instagram accounts to troll them, and you'll never know

-- Izuku who is only a boy so sometimes that cute miniskirt gets the gears in his head turning, in his room right behind the hero journal he got a little book filled with drawings of you so detailed it almost creepy, a small page of you drawn in many lewd styles. Every make out session you feel hi hand twitch trying to stop himself from touching our hips or to fondle your chest when you cuddle

-- Izuku who when the time is right will show you, he isn't just Zuzu baby all the time his mind evreytime you change clothes wondering what will happen if he takes a peek at your naked form?

-- 'That'll never happen though, Izuku is too much of a sweetheart to be a perv right?' You think looking at him scribble in his book today you're in his room studying, you ask to see his book and he blushes shaking his head and hides the page from. After a few minutes he gets up to go to the bathroom now your chance!

Getting up from your spot you take a peek at the page and it just a drawing of you listening to music from earlier with cute love notes along the side, smiling you hide the page again not looking at the page behind it with you drawn with your tits out glistening in the sun.

We love Zuzu!

[lilwaynelighterflick-blog]

Criminal Minds se12 ep11

0:09 Oh Oh Oh shit 0:12 If Victoria Justice and Sarah Hyland had a baby. 0:17 stupse 0:28 I would whoop,burst,fade and dust his ass. 0:35 All straight males named Kevin are douches. 0:49 There's a leg flopping off the table morons 0:53 Yes, one of my favourite things. A black woman in a position of authority 1:01 *Eddie Haskell* 😅😅😅 1:19 Suck it up bitch. 1:28 Or they can be like ya side boo. Ya check in, stay a lil while and ya check out. 1:37 DraMaTic MuuusSSic 1:52 OH MY GGGGOOOSSSHHH Spencer Reid is back 2:09 😅😅😅I just remembered SNL called Jane Lynch America's number 2 lesbian 2:30 .........He's leaving already? 2:35 I'm telling you if they get rid of fucking Dr.Reid I will burn this show to the ground. 3:30 Looks like a constellation 3:53 I miss Elle 4:24.........Jane Lynch's acting...... 4:38 You dumb fuck 4:57 Get your ass to Florida Spence 5:05 The opening credits do things to me 5:43 ...hmmm... Is this a devil worshiper thing? I can't handle that 6:24....I don't like this AT ALL!!! This could be a way for Spence to leave the show. So that he can take care of his mother. 6:57 Words to live by. 7:08 She might be suicidal... 7:24 OMG Mine too 8:48 mmmmhhhhhhmmmm Hot angry grieving widower  9:34 He's gonna remember something 10:38 She's shady 10:53.....Where are his needle tracks? This is a heroin od right? 11:29 From what? 11:58 Dude, what the what? 😫😓😲😩😌🙂 12:03 What's with the shrine? I feel like he's a satanist, I'm just getting a vibe. 12:19 Blap blap blap 12:54 Awww? 13:17 She better not bolt or do anything to upset him 13:17 Why doesn't my mom ever close the damn door? 13:21 Why you shutting the door, Spence? 14:16 Don't make that gulping noise 14:31 14:44 The unsub took it 16:04 I'm not sure how i feel about this.... 16:15 ....I bet the unsub is there 17:09 Honestly though,y'all lacking. EVERY NEW VIC IS ANOTHER LINE TO THE DRAWING, STUPIDS. 17:45 To degrade him? Because it means something to him? 17:56 Put her back in the clinic Spence. 20:09 Fucking duh you loser 21:55 Why is Diana so quiet? 22:33 Confess, get off ya chest, stay blessed. 22:58 I thought Spence was supposed to be helping? 23:09 What's that red stuff? 23:52 Once a man, twice a child. 24:01 White male, mid-late twenties,homeless?, burns on torso and arms (self inflicted), light brown hair, has parental and moral issues, loner. 24:47 Freaky looking 25:06 Deep 25:58 She's the next vic vicky victom 26:07 What the ass is that? That's not chicken. 26:12 I've never understood the whole "The eyes are the window to the soul thing" 26:15 What she says: Have a nice day. What she means: Get the fuck outta my face 26:59 I hope this isn't true. 27:07 As if I would ever step into America's Inferno, Florida. 27:43 Talk nerdy to me 28:03 OHHH SO NOW YOU NOTICE! 28:28 Does the camera man have nerves? Stop shaking! 28:37 Oh Oh Oh shit shit shit 28:44 You mean to tell me, that he didn't try to turn the door handle? 29:24 OHHHHH *I just shouted out loud and my bf told me to and I quote "Shut up like Rasshole" 29:29 Flinch, bitch. 30:21 I sometimes forget she has Alzheimers 31:43 NO it does not. 32:06 Why haven't you gone through this book Spence? 33:41 I feel so warm and fuzzy 34:08 He probably became one of those do- gooders who hand out flyers and other depressing shit. 34:20 Sooo helpful 36:06 It's "found", but I get where you're coming from. 37:25 Revelation music 37:36 I hope that isn't a cell phone 38:06 What the fuck 38:13 What the fuck 38:29 I'm out. Don't fuck with that devil shit.