#those are my buddies tess and danny. i know them personally.

[livvyofthelake]

watching ticket to paradise with my mom tonight :) i love you tess and danny ocean slayyyyy

[patt-off]

sasi quotes i flooded the discord server with as i rewatched the series again (season one)

bold is me saying something

starting at negative thinking because i originally promised i wasn’t gonna spam quotes

i’m an adult, me-me-big-boy- thomas sanders 2017

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also “i’m sorry did he just hiss at me”

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“time to panic and/or cry”

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“while that was savage, it i was quite extra”

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“look whom needs another lesson in adultery”

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“well it’s just 5 am and you need to go to bed”

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the fact he actually had to eat this irl XDD

helena contribution: That looks... way too much

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“t: you have to hit me with a car for your video

j: i’ve dreamed of this day!”

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“what is the gosh-darn-ding-dang-point”

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“you look like the man...i fight the man... i wanna fight you”

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“is no one going to acknowledge that he just dabbed??”

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“might as well make it short and fantastic... like danny devito”

i really wonder how tf patton-cake works XDD

not u tess

ash contribution: I remember seeing a tumblr post ages ago where someone explained how they thought patton-cake works, and it was a ride to read

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“boy what an ass-eat to your personality” and “you make an as out of su and me” have the same vibe imo

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“uhoh feelings” whoose feelings...

v:you know something is off

l: what is?

v: something

l: ypu can’t even give an example

v: something is off

t: i hate it when your just vague!

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“excuse me i am still a man, a manly man, a man who is manly!”

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“i’m a fun guy whose fun sized.... LIKE DANNY DEVITO!”

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“you both deserve a patt-on the back for that one... up until that point i was patton-pending”

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“up high, down low-gan”

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“he looks like a wet bandit form home alone”

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iris contribution: "By the screams of snipped snakes at a gorgon salon, why would the audience remain"

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“hello my name is talyn, i’m short and un i’m threatening”

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also... “vetal miking”

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“did i make you proud logan🥺 you proud of me🥺”

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“great googily-poogilies i don’t know who i am anymore!”

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anna contribution:

V: Look. I'm not choosing sides here

P: Sanders Sides!!

Hmm yeah no I'm pretty sure its "I'm threatening"

i guess you can say thomas is a man of many.... tanyns!”

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“my name..... is talyn”

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i’m skipping becoming a cartoon but...“anxiety’s the fairest of them all!”

“don’t worry everybody loves the villain”

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“you good fahm!?”

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“then you might say the amount of mistakes you’ve made is... *infinitesimal*”

“YOU MAKE ONE MISTAKE... AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!”

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“time out for thee, time out for thee, focus on issues of focus one me”

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“havin trouble with adultery”

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“well don’t go shortening the word family but cutting it my 3 favorite letters, I-L-Y”

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“you have kind hair... kind of hair that grown on a dogs butt!”

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“i’m not *hoss* i’m prince roman!”

**fwsa: max, no man**

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“well, love has failed me!”

helena: *insrt clip that i can’t add here*

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roman: *says he doesn’t like virgil*

thomas: *points it out*

wroman: gets all defensive about it and denies it when it’s brought up

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“i’d rather go to pattons can we go there?!” **heh**

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“let’s call them what they are roman (spider curt-) *creepy-crawly-death-dealers*”

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“v:it’s because i decided to duck out

p: quack”

t: duck out?

p: quack-quack

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“v: except you patton... your a funny guy

p: i love my dark strange son”

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“big-bumbling-couch potato-man”

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“now that i still have your attention... do you think we can switch places!”

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“he’s a creepy cookie! you’re a creepy cookie anxiety! you’re like an oatmeal-raisin cookie *primarily composed of raisins*

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“pump the brakes princey! you pump those brakes!!”

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iris: “I'm sorry! I'm just feeling a little- extra passionate today!”

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“does it look ok? because a prince has got to slay!”

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“you shine... bright liek a diamond!”

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“patton! eyeshadow buddies!”

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“unless you’re too tall and you get decapitated on it’s a small world”

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**there’s a lot of quotable stuff in this chunk**

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“i am bitterly, jittery, and not very glittery!”

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“E=MCSCARED!!”

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iris: I can quote like.. 80-90% of AA2 (same)

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“YERKES DODSON!!!!”

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“but i’m more proud of myself *for enduring the great spider threat of 2017*”

“they were just curtains, patton“

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“shut your ever-flapping gobtalker”

**i quote that one a lot**

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my name... *wellsfargo ad*

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*insert the whole virgil name gig* **too lazy to type it out but it’s funny**

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“and ypu are nothing compared to the others... *hand slaps over his mouth*”

**question is... was it roman or janus that slapped a hand over his mouth cuz janus can do that...**

iris: Yesss I was thinking that tooooo

it’s a good question could easily go both ways

and then...

sorry that was long... i did say i flooded the server

this took a while cuz i had to c+p them over then reformat it so it looks normal