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[footballxixstars]

Thorgan Hazard

Thorgan Hazard born on the 29th of March 1993. He plays for Borussia Dortmund and Belgium National Team

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Blurbs

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OneShots

Decoration Time ~ You and Thorgan decide it’s the best time to put up the Christmas decorations with your children

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Smuts

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MASTERLIST

[emwritesfootball]

I believe I’m a bit late out but if not could you maybe write a blurb about being away from Thorgan because of the Euros and then even as the two of you go on holiday with Eden basically next room the two you fuck just about ALL! THE! TIME!

"Do the two of you ever sleep?!" Eden grumbled the next morning at breakfast when you and Thorgan arrived, looking unbelievably perky and satisfied. "The walls are thin, you know."

"Oh, we know," Thorgan quipped, smirking at his brother before turning to you and kissing you for show. When he was done, he wrapped his arm around your shoulders and pulled you into him. "I've just missed my girl, and we've gotta make up for lost time."

"Can you at least be a little quieter?" Eden groaned, shooting you a look. "I really don't need to know how good my brother's dick feels inside you."

"I'll try," you said with mock-seriousness, "but I make no promises."

That night, there was a banging on the opposite wall the moment you started getting loud, you and Thorgan bursting into giggles at Eden's annoyed antics.

[chilly-me-softly]

Heyhey

I was the one who asked if you only write for England players. Thank you for responding! Okay so my request, bcs I'm from Belgium I like to request something for Eden and Thorgan Hazard maybe something that they both have an eye on you or something like that if you don't like the idea any Belgium footballplayer is good for me as long as it's you're writing I'm happy :)

Thank you❤️

Hope you like it x

There were some newcomers that year in the Belgium team and you were among them, you wouldn't be in direct contact with the players but you would be there for them if they needed anything.

Eden Hazard as team captain comes in to introduce himself to the new faces, staying a little longer to talk to you than the others. Something that helps you leave your nervousness aside and carry out your duties in the best possible way.

Time passes and every time the team gathers for international fixtures, you find yourself enjoying the fact that the captain has been called up again. He and his brother were two good people with whom that time passed very quickly.

Thorgan had come forward a few moments later than his brother, approaching more to tease his brother than to get to know you properly. But eventually something inside him had clicked and you'd found yourself with the two Hazard brothers around you all the time for some reason.

And you couldn't help but notice that you enjoyed their company but behaved differently with the two of them. With Eden you used to chat and confide in each other as if you were among friends, while with Thorgan you found it more difficult to have a relationship as embarrassment was always there. You didn't want to create problems between the two brothers because you had seen something on their side and so you made things clear to the eldest of the Hazards, sharing things with him, who was mature enough to understand how things were. That had helped make you even closer if nothing else and since then he had done nothing but exchange smiles and winks with you that had been misread over and over again by the others.

"(Y/N)!" Thorgan comes running into the kitchen where you're eating before your shift begins, startling you slightly.

"Thorgan, what's going on?" you ask as he approaches you confused.

"Edan told me you weren't feeling well..."

"Um no, he must have misunderstood" you too are confused at that point but the elder Hazard's face peeking out of the small glass of the door giving you the thumbs up makes you realise it's another scheme of his to push you towards the boy.

"So you're okay?"

"I'm right here in front of you Hazard"

"Ugh don't call me that" he complains, "you make me sound like everyone else"

"What do you mean?"

"You call my brother that and I... nothing just leave it"

"Thorgan" you call back to him getting up from your seat when he turns his back to you. You rest a hand on his shoulder and the next thing you know you're up against the table a couple of inches away from his lips.

His gaze shifts from your eyes to your lips for what seems like an eternity before you lean forward, wrapping your lips around his.

"Is this unique enough?" you murmur before his lips are on yours again.

[footballffbarbiex]

Come Here, Rude Boy.

 Rude Boy with Thorgan? his gf let's him be the dom after the won game

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Come here rude boy, boy

Can you get it up

Come here rude boy, boy

Is you big enough

Take it, take it (yeah)

Baby, baby (yeah)

Take it, take it (yeah)

Love me, love me (yeah)

Thorgan had fully intended to take control when he came home but the look on her face told him she had other plans.

Dressed in only his jersey, shown by the way she’d bent over, showing her exposed naked pussy as she’d done so, she leads him through their home and shoves him into the large cuddle chair. Already semi hard, Thorgan rakes his eyes over her, smooths his hands over her thighs as she straddles his lap.

“Someone played well today.” She comments, her hand dipping between their bodies and strokes over his growing erection through his tracksuit bottoms. 

“I did.” He agrees, trying not to buck his hips and make a noise. He clenches his jaw as her hand gets to work, stroking him to a hardened state. The muscle in his cheek twitches as he does it again, trying his best to keep himself quiet.

“What’s wrong baby? Not enjoying this?” She asks him and his eyes lock with hers. 

“You know I am.”

“Really? You’re not making a sound,” she comments, her brow furrowing as she grips him, making him hiss out a breath and rolls his eyes. She watches as he bites down on his lip, his eyes slowly focusing again with heavy lids. 

“Is that what you want?” He asks her, “for me to be making the noise?”

“It’s the best way to show your gratitude.”

“Showing my gratitude would be to eat your pussy.” Her core tightens at his words, two contractions and a rush of wetness soaks her entrance, no doubt wetting his joggers in the process too. 

“You scored the winning goal.” she tries to reason with him. 

“So let me,” he begins to say as he grips her wrist, stopping her from touching him again, “seek my reward however I choose.”

Her mind blanks and all that she can think about is the wild look upon his face. She allows him to manoeuvre the two of them onto the floor, his jersey now pushed up high on her chest, exposing her boobs. He considers for a moment sucking her nipples into his mouth but he needs to taste her. “My girl is waiting for me, in my shirt, with no underwear on and she thinks I shouldn’t take advantage of such a sight?” He speaks into the skin of her thighs, “baby you’re crazy.” he says it slowly, pressing a kiss to her with each word until he’s exactly where he wants to be. 

She chooses not to talk, just opens her thighs further and closes her eyes as his hot mouth licks over her.

“Oh, and baby? I’m gonna need to hear those moans.”

[lxndonorris]

booty boy - Thorgan Hazard

Y/N x Thorgan Hazard

Theme: Smutish, Touching, Teasing (not too explicit)

you catch Thorgan wearing his new christmas underwear x

word count: 960+

tagging: @sunslittlesister​

It’s nearly midnight on this beautiful Monday night and you’re just getting ready for bed after spending the evening on the sofa, cuddling with your boyfriend Thorgan. He left a while ago to trim his scruffy beard while you finished watching your favorite show on Netflix. Yawning widely you slowly get up from the sofa and stretch your arms, feeling like you could fall asleep right here in the living room. Then, you turn the flashlight of your phone on before you turn the TV off and walk through the dark apartment towards the hallway.

You can see light through the gap underneath the bathroom door and the closer you get, the more you hear the faint buzzing sound of the razor. As soon as you open the wooden door, you see Thorgan standing in front of the mirror, wearing only his new Christmas-themed underwear, red boxers with little brown reindeers all over them. Giggling underneath your breath, you yawn once more while he turns the razor off and looks at you through the reflection of the mirror, his mouth forming into a soft smile.

“There you are, I thought you fell asleep back there.” He says, running a hand along his chin and neck, looking at himself in the mirror. “I nearly did.” You say, strolling towards him and you cannot help yourself but notice how good he looks in those boxers, everything fits perfectly and is really flattering to his body. Thorgan giggles quickly until he rubs his eye carefully, he’s obviously tired as well. “I’m so tired.” He yawns deeply as you hug him from behind, stroking his tummy gently.

“Me too, babe.” You say softly, leaning your head against his firm back. For a while, both of you just enjoy this moment, the feeling of his warm body pressed against yours and the faint smell of his cologne tingling in your nose. “You look so good in those.” You whisper, your voice barely hearable but he just growls deeply, his hands now running down his chest, looking for yours but instead, the tip of your fingers slide into his underwear, teasingly playing with its waistband. “You’re a naughty girl.” Thorgan groans slowly, leaning his back against your body while your fingers follow the outlines of the boxers to his butt.

“I like this the most.” You smirk, tenderly tracing his spine before you start caressing his ass through the fabric of the underwear. “Right? They fit so good.” Thorgan smiles, seemingly enjoying every part of you fondling him nicely. “Oh yeah, and those reindeers are so cute.” You giggle shortly before you turn your attention back to him, filling the boxers fully. Thorgan lets out a deep grunt before his whole body shudders for a few seconds and his hands sink lower and lower until you assume he’s touching himself as well. “Enjoying yourself huh?”

You place several sweet and tender kisses all over his back until you look at him through the mirror once more and see his face tensing at every little move of your fingers. “You know me very well.” His mouth turns into a coy grin as your eyes meet his, “Of course I do.” You say, placing one last kiss on his shoulder before he slowly turns around, putting his hands instantly at your waist, pulling you closer towards him. His face now just inches away from yours, the tension gets nearly unbearable. Then, Thorgan leans into you to kiss you lovingly. Once, twice, his lips leaving drops of his delicious taste in your mouth, leaving you wanting more.

Your hands still on his butt, you trace the outlines of his underwear with your fingers until you can feel a dent already formed in his boxers. Tenderly, you start stroking his bulging dick, causing him to moan into your mouth, his warm breath sending shivers down your spine. However, Thorgan starts to giggle louder and louder. Bewildered, you separate from him, raising an eyebrow while he tries his best to regain his composure. “What’s so funny?” You say, searching his eyes for a possible reason for his weird behavior. “Have you seen it yet?” He smiles widely, but you still don’t understand him.

Then, he looks down and your eyes follow his gaze to the huge bump in his boxers, but something is written on there. ‘Don’t open till Christmas.’ Blinking a few times, you think about what to say before he gently lifts your chin up, forcing you to look into his eyes. “That’s part of your present on Christmas eve,” Thorgan smirks playfully and licks his lips. “Just if you’re not a naughty girl.” He gnashes his teeth, causing you to raise both of your eyebrows. “I can’t promise that.” You hiss, grabbing his bulge firmly, making him flinch quickly.

He takes a deep breath, desperately trying to keep a straight face. “Then I have to use the rod.” Both of you smirking mischievously until the two of you can’t keep up the charade any longer. “But, I really can’t wait to unwrap it.” You say, now running a hand across his strong chest to his neck, tracing his jawline through his now trimmed beard. “It will be worth it.” He says, kissing you one last time, this one, however, is a more gentle and soft kiss, his lips barely brushing over yours before he separates from you again. “Promise?” You pout, looking at him with your best puppy dog eyes. “I promise.” Thorgan smiles shyly and strokes your arm.

“Okay.” You say, caressing his cheek tenderly. “Let’s go to bed.” He nods slowly and together, you head into the bedroom. Now, you spend some time cuddling underneath the thick blanket, with him kissing your arm lovingly while you snuggle up against his chest.

[spotofimagines]

urs and thorgan’s love language is constant touching - sometimes innocent, sometimes… 👀

Your hands rarely ever left the other, stuck to each other's bodies like magnets. It didn't matter where you were or who was around, you both just craved the contact. You were lucky you got a boyfriend with the same love language as you because it meant love was easily expressed between you all the time.

Thorgan has a hand on your leg a lot; when you're slumped on the sofa watching tv, when he drives you places, when you're sat in the booth of a club and he's whispering dirty things in your ear as his hand wanders.

You have a hand playing with his hair a lot; when you're slumped on the sofa watching tv, when you hug after a couple days apart, when you're straddling him and whispering dirty things in his ear as you kiss his neck.

His touch is often causing more trouble than he expects. All it takes is one person to notice him drifting his hand down to squeeze your ass for you to be slapping his arm with a grin to match his smirk. A lot of paparazzi pics of you two are of Thorgan standing behind you with his arm around your shoulders, pulling you close as he focuses on something else. Or of you holding his bicep and playing with his fingers as you wait in line for something.

You just can't help touching each other when you're close. His friends joke and call you lovesick, your friends joke and tell you to get a room. But when his fingers stroke over your skin - innocently tracing patterns on your legs on the sofa or devilishly making you melt - he takes you one step closer to heaven, or at least that's how it feels...

[footballerimaginess]

2020 Imagines

Here are all of my imagines which I have posted in the year 2020. It has been a long year, so of course I have posted so much that I actually forgot I even wrote some of these imagines. But please enjoy reading these, I would love to know what your favourite imagine I wrote is. Also can you show this some love, I have put so much effort into writing all these imagines as well as putting this list together. 

JANUARY  1) Leroy Sane - You’re hiding something from me part 2 2) Roman Burki - Adopting A Princess Part 2  3) Jesse Lingard - She’s A Bully Part 2  4) Karim Benzema - Girlfriend Or Wife Part 2  5) Ben Chilwell - Member Of The Crew  6) Eric Dier - Birthday Love  FEBRUARY  1) Jack Grealish - After Game Fun  2) Andy Robertson - Friends Or More?  3) Trent Alexander Arnold - Press Conference  4) Kostas Manolas - Cup Of Tea  5) Dele Alli - Rebound  6) Pierre Emerick Aubamayeng - Not A Secret  7) Hector Bellerin - Back Home  8) Paulo Dybala - Down To The Wire  9) Trent Alexander Arnold - Morning Riser  10) Frenkie De Jong - Coffee Date  11) Dele Alli - Playstation  12) Trent Alexnder Arnold - Supportive Boyfriend  13) Hector Bellerin - In The Stands  14) Jan Vertonghen - Hard Times  15) Niklas Stark - Feeling Lonely  16) Mauricio Pochettino - Dad’s The Word  17) Federico Bernardeschi - Spa Day  18) Piotr Zielinksi - Pamper Session  19) Jesse Lingard - Secret Fan  20) Marcus Rashford - That Ex  21) Jesse Lingard - Mummy Daddy Fighting  22) Jesse Lingard - Jealous Boy  23) Federico Bernardesch - Surprise Birthday Party  24) Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Home Sweet New Home  25) Paulo Dybala - Old Football Club  26) Alex Meret - How We Met  27) Dele Alli - Say Goodbye  28) Jesse Lingard - New Boots  29) Federico Bernardeschi - Disney Princess  MARCH  1) Jan Vertonghen - Stupid Fight  2) Ben Chiwell - Barbecue Night  APRIL  1) Eric Dier - Baby Kicks  2) Paulo Dybala - Friends with benefits  3) Alex Oxlade Chamberlain - I want pickles  4) Jesse Lingard - Gender Reveal Party  5) Trent Alexander Arnold - Multiple Babies  6) Roman Burki - Baby’s Room  7) Harry Winks - Hormonal  8) Ben Chilwell - 9 Months  9) Kylian Mbappe - Missing The Birth  10) James Maddison -  Daddy’s Day Out  11) Julian Brandt - Sick Baby  12) John Stones - John The Softy  13) Frenkie De Jong - Blurb  14) Eric Dier - Easter Blurb  15) Neymar - Just No More  16) Julian Brandt - Easter Blurb  17) Harry Kane - Easter Blurb  18) Paulo Dybala - Easter Blurb  19) Eric Dier - Easter Blurb  20) Christian Pulisic - Baby Goes Home  21) Federico Bernardeschi - Sweet Music  22) Antoine Greizmann - Can We Have A Baby  23) Leon Goretzka - Baby Shopping  24) Dele Alli - I Feel Sick  25) Joshua Kimmich - Baby Kimmich  26) Virgil Van Dijk - My Little Mascot  27) Eric Dier - Lego Buddies  28) Tyrone Mings - Gym Workout  29) Ben Davies - Afternoon Nap  30) Jadon Sacnho - FaceTime Calls  31) Frenkie De Jong - Blurb  32) Julian Brandt - Blurb  33) Kepa Arrizabalaga - Blurb  34) Jesse Lingard - Blurb  35) Frenkie De Jong - Blurb  36) Pau Torres - Blurb  37) Christian Pulisic - TikTok Challenges  38) James Maddison - Night Walk  39) Dele Alli - Playstation Games  40) Reiss Nelson - Distraction  41) Alvaro Medran - Snakes And Ladders  42) Paulo Dybala - Work Work Work  MAY  1) Jan Vertonghen - Virtual Quiz  2) Ben Chiwell - Dinner Party  3) Hector Bellerin - Shaved Head  4) John Stones - Lockdown Date Night  5) Kai Havertz - Bake With Me  6) Julian Brandt - I’m with you  7) Pau Torres - Sore Loser  8) Thorgan Hazard - Painter  9) Harry Winks - The Baker  10) Ximo Navarro - Bored In The House  11) Ben Chilwell - Member Of The Crew Part 2  12) Jesse Lingard - Blurb  13) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  14) Eric Dier - Blurb  15) Virgil Van Dijk - Blurb  16) Eric Dier - Beauty Therapist  17) Hector Bellerin - Come Live With Me  18) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  19) Roman Burki - Blurb  20) Marcus Rashford - Blurb  21) Julian Brandt - Blurb  22) Federico Bernardeschi - Blurb  23) Paulo Dybala - Blurb  24) Sergi Roberto - Blurb  25) Dele Alli - Blurb  26) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  27) Dele Alli - Blurb  28) Harry Winks - Blurb  29) Marco Asensio - Blurb  30) Eric Dier - Your Biggest Fan  31) Hector Bellerin - Two Dogs  32) Eric Dier - Amusement Park  JUNE  1) Trent Alexander Arnold - My Eyes Are Up Here  2) Kylian Mbappe - Grip your hair  3) Trent Alexander Arnold - You haven’t lost me  4) Ben Chilwell - There’s A Monster  5) Kylian Mbappe - Why are you in my room?  6) Jack Grealish - Don’t Leave  7) Kylian Mbaeppe - Stretch Marks  8) James Maddison - Dog’s Best Friend  9) Kylian Mbappe - My Body Wash  10) Marco Asensio - First Zoo Trip  11) Dele Alli - We’re not just friends  12) Neymar - I fell in love with you, not them  13) Dele Alli - In The Loft  14) Ben Chiwell - Nothing is wrong with you  15) Lukasz Pisczesk - Single Life  16) Donny Van De Beek - You make me weak  17) Marco Reus - The alcohol’s taking  18) Paulo Dybala - Stubborness  19) Nicolas Taglifico - Is That My Shirt?  20) Anyone You Like - Father’s Day  21) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  22) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  23) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  24) Ross Barkley - Blurb  25) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  26) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  27) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  28) Dele Alli - Blurb  29) Kylian Mbappe - Blurb  30) Dele Alli  Blurb  31) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  32) Lionel Messi - Blurb  33) Olivier Giroud - Blurb  34) Eden Hazard - Blurb  35) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  36) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  37) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  38) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  39) Harry Kane - Blurb  40) Robert Lewandowski - Blurb  41) Sergio Ramos - Blurb  42) Eden Hazard - Blurb  43) Jack Grealish - Blurb  44) Sergio Ramos - Blurb  45) John Stones - Blurb  46) Frenkie De Jong - Always On My Mind  47) Antoine Griezmann - I’m not being used no more  48) Leon Goretzka - You make me safe  49) Federico Bernardeschi - I think I’m in love with you  50) Jesse Lingard - It’s always been you  51) Marcus Rashford - I’m not going anywhere  52) Eric Dier - Bubble Bath  53) Antoine Griezmann - Rest Of My Life  54) Stefanos Kapino - Up All Night  55) Trent Alexander Arnold - So Kissable  56) Trent Alexander Arnold - The things you do to me  JULY  1) Dele Alli - Black Joggers  2) Ben Chilwell - Member Of The Crew Part 3  3) Hector Bellerin - To My Ex  4) James Maddison - A Little Miracle  5) James Maddison - A Little Miracle Part 2  6) Eric Dier - In The Shed  7) Isco - Blurb  8) Eric Dier - Blurb  9) Marcus Rashford - Blurb  10) James Maddison - Blurb  11) Ben Chilwell - Blurb  12) James Maddison - Blurb  13) Ben Chilwell - Blurb  14) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  15) Dele Alli - Blurb  16) Leon Goretzka - Blurb  17) Eric Dier - Blurb  18) Federico Bernardeschi - Blurb  19) Federico Bernardeschi - Blurb  20) Toby Alderweireld - Blurb  21) Julian Brandt - Blurb  22) Christian Pulisic - Blurb  23) Tyrone Mings - Blurb  24) Harry Winks - Blurb  25) Jack Grealish - Blurb  26) Jadon Sancho - Blurb  27) Eric Dier - Blurb  28) Eric Dier - Blurb  29) Sergi Roberto - Blurb  30) Hector Bellerin - Blurb  31) Allison Becker - Blurb  32) Raul Jiminez - Blurb  33) James Justin - Blurb  34) James Maddison - Blurb  35) Steven Bergwijn - Blurb  36) Giovani Lo Celso - Blurb  37) Giovani Lo Celso - Blurb  38) Emil Krafth - Blurb  39) Nick Pope - Blurb  40) Tyrone Mings - Blurb  41) Virgil Van Dijk - Blurb  42) Jack Grealish - Blurb  43) Ruben Loftus Cheek - Blurb  44) Hector Bellerin - Blurb  45) Max Aarons - Blurb  46) Mason Mount - Blurb  47) Ruben Loftus Cheek - Blurb  48) Virgil Van Dijk - Blurb  49) Wilfried Zaha - Blurb  50) Hector Bellerin - Blurb  51) Sergio Aguero - Blurb  52) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  53) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  54) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  55) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  56) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  57) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Blurb  58) Aaron Connolly - Blurb  59) Raul Jiminez - Blurb  60) Jesse Lingard - Blurb  61) Dele Alli - Blurb  62) Trent Alexander Arnold - Blurb  63) Che Adams - Blurb  64) Neco Williams - Blurb  65) Todd Cantwell - Blurb  66) Jack Wilshere - Blurb  67) Todd Cantwell - Blurb  68) Jack Grealish - Blurb  69) Callum Wilson - Blurb  70) Sander Berge - Blurb  71) Tyrone Mings - Blurb  AUGUST  1) Eric Dier - I’m moving teams  2) Neymar - I’m moving countries  3) Reiss Nelson - I can’t ignore this  4) Paulo Dybala - I’m you number one supporter  5) Leon Goretzka - Surgery  6) Marcus Rashford - I can’t handle it  7) Dele Alli - The Media  8) Dele Alli - I’m so proud of you  9) Ben Chilwell - Dream  10) Marco Asenio - Medal round your neck  11) Harry Winks - My biggest game of my life  12) Federico Bernardeschi - I can’t play this season  13) Rhian Brewster - It’s an honour  14) Marc Bartra - My Baby  15) Ruqui Puig - I’m struggling not playing  16) Jadon Sancho - Play for your country  17) Alex Oxlade Chamberlain - Daddy has to go now  18) Ben Chilwell - Why does daddy need to go? 19) Trent Alexander Arnold - That Trophy  20) Dele Alli - I should have done better  *21) Noah Beck - Broody Beck  22) Kylian Mbappe - You could have been nicer  23) Eric Dier - The Dirty Text  24) Tyrone Mings - Sigh  25) Christian Pulisic - Attention  26) Jadon Sancho - Kissing your best friend  27) Trent Alexander Arnold - Naked  28) Tyrone Mings - Is your man still around?  29) Ben Chilwell - Rating the day  30) Trent Alexander Arnold - I ate all your snacks  31) Jordan Henderson - The wrong name check  SEPTEMBER  1) Paulo Gazzaniga - I have a human growing  2) James Maddison - You are pregnant?  3) Ben Chilwell - I miss daddy  4) Nicolas Tagalifico - Stretch Marks  5) Federico Bernardeschi - Pregnancy Test?  6) Marco Asensio - Wrapped round your little finger  7) Eric Dier - Bump is in the way  8) Harry Winks - My life is complete with you  9) Julian Brandt - The First Meeting  10) Eric Dier - You bought the kids a dog?  11) Eric Dier - I’m too young to have a baby  12) Kai Havertz - Troublesome Twins  13) Paulo Gazzaniga - I’m Late  14) Eric Dier - I can’t do this  15) Reiss Nelson - He is kicking  16) Jack Grealish - Skin To Skin  17) Marco Asensio - Pregnancy is hard  18) Paulo Dybala - I need a plaster  19) Antoine Greizmann - Stomach Bug?  20) Frenkie De Jong - Pregnant Again  21) Ben Davies - It’s your turn  22) Roman Burki - We do make cute babies  23) Joshua Kimmich - Pregnancy Hormones  24) Leon Goretzka - You are pissing me off  25) Nemanja Matic - Sneaky Wine  26) Jadon Sancho - Where do babies come from?  27) Harry Kane - Triplets  28) Trent Alexander Arnold - Homework  29) Dele Alli - Baby Clothes  30) Trent Alexander Arnold - Nothing fits me  OCTOBER 1) Tyrone Mings - Story - Trick Or Treat  2) Tyrone Mings - Story - Trick Or Treat Chapter 2  3) Tyrone Mings - Story - Trick Or Treat Chapter Three  4) Tyrone Mings - Story - Trck Or Treat Chapter Four  5) Tyrone Mings - Story - Trick Or Treat Chapter Five  6) Reiss Nelson - Trick And Treating  7) Dele Alli - Halloween Party  8) Leon Goretzka - You scared me  9) Dele Alli - Scary movie night  10) Ben Chilwell - Sweets  11) Jack Grealish - I hate scary films  12) Marcus Rashford - Ghost  13) Eric Dier - Halloween Decorations  14) Eric Dier - Scaredy Cat  15) Trent Alexander Arnold - Scary Date Night  16) Tyrone Mings - Prank War  17) Emre Can - Someone touched me  18) Reiss Nelson - Bedtime Story  19) Harry Winks - I’m not dressing up  20) Jadon Sancho - Ouijia Board  21) Christian Pulisic - I want them sweets  22) Eric Dier - Ghost Train  23) Ben Chilwell - Blurb  24) Eric Dier - Burb  25) Jack Grealish - Blurb  26) James Maddison - Blurb 27) Jesse Lingard - Blurb  28) Ben Chilwell - Blurb  29) Son Heung Min - Blurb  30) Stefanos Kapino - Blurb  31) Takumi - Blurb  32) Jack Grealish - Blurb  33) Hector Bellerin - Blurb  34) Eric Dier - Blurb  35) Hugo Lloris - Blurb  36) Mason Mount - Blurb  NOVEMBER  1) Pierre Emile Hojbjerg - Blurb  2) Eric Dier - Blurb  3) Harry Winks - Blurb  4) Eric Dier - Blurb  5) Jack Grealish - Blurb  6) Eric Dier - Blurb  7) Jack Grealish - Blurb  8) Eric Dier - Blurb  9) Eric Dier - Blurb  10) Jack Grealish - Blurb  11) Andy Robertson - Blurb  12) Jack Grealish - Blurb  13) Eric Dier - Blurb  DECEMBER  1) Ben Chilwell - Christmas Song  2) Toby Alderweireld - Wrapping Presents  3) Eric Dier - Die Hard  4) James Maddison - This Is my present  5) Ben Chilwell - Santa’s Naughty List  6) Dominic Calvert Lewin - Meet Santa  7) Trent Alexander Arnold - Cooking Dinner  8) Christian Pulisic - How many more times?  9) Christian Pulisic - Ugly Christmas Jumper  10) Ruben Loftus Cheek - You’re the biggest child  11) Jack Grealish - Such a pretty face  12) Julian Brandt - First Christmas  13) Mason Mount - I’m not going shopping  14) Jack Grealish - It’s absolutely freezing  15) James Maddison - Ice Skating  16) Harry Winks - Kiss me under the mistletoe  17) Marcus Rashford - Snowman  18) Eric Dier - Hungover On Christmas Day  19) Paulo Dybala - I hate Christmas  20) Jesse Lingard - Cat Climbs The Tree  21) Giovani Lo Celso - Advent Calander  22) Anyone you Like - Snowball  23) Eric Dier - Christmas Blurb  24) Jadon Sancho - Christmas Blurb  25) Trent Alexander Arnold - Christmas Blurb  26) Tyrone Mings - Christmas Blurb  27) Matty Cash - Christmas Blurb  28) Matty Cash - Christmas Blurb  29) Matty Cash - Christmas Blurb  30) Jack Grealish - Christmas Blurb  31) Anyone you Like - Blurb  32) James Maddison - Christmas Blurb  33) Anyone You Like - Blurb  34) John Stones - Christmas Blurb  35) Bastian Schweinsteiger - Christmas Blurb  36) Anyone you like - Christmas Blurb  37) Leon Goretzka - Christmas Blurb  38) Jack Grealish - Christmas Blurb  39) Eric Dier - Christmas Blurb  40) Reiss Nelson - Christmas Blurb  41) Mason Mount - Christmas Blurb  42) Eric Dier - Christmas Blurb  43) James Maddison - Christmas Blurb  44) Ben Chilwell - Christmas Blurb  45) Trent Alexander Arnold - Christmas Blurb  46) James Maddison - Christmas Blurb  47) Eric Dier - Christmas Blurb  48) Kalvin Phillips - Christmas Blurb  49) Trent Alexander Arnold - Christmas Blurb  50) Eric Dier - Christmas Blurb  51) Anyone You Like - Christmas  Tagging: @footballffbarbiex @evie-pr @lawsandother @meteora-fc @sanchos-dream @spursondele @kingkepaff @farmers-league @kkim120 @glam-khal @lxndonorris @footballxixstars 

[emwritesfootball]

Could you do a fluff with Thorgan where you pick him up at the airport and the rest of the day is spent lazily cuddling? x

"I missed you so much," you murmured, running into Thorgan's arms before he could even set his bags down to hug you properly. You buried your face in the crook of his neck, reveling in the feel of finally getting to hold him again. On the drive back, you couldn't keep your hands off him, touching him as much as you could until the two of you were finally home. You ordered in, both of you wanting to spend as much time together as possible before club competitions started back up. With a sigh, you snuggled into Thorgan's side, happy to be back in his arms once again.

[chilly-me-softly]

Thorgan Hazard

New interest and his brother

[lxndonorris]

Lovefool - Thorgan Hazard

Y/N x Thorgan Hazard

Theme: Smutish/Teasing

Thorgan being occupied, you want to check his priorities x

word count: 1310+

You’ve been at work for what feels like a week without any little break, but there is a silver lining shining across the dark, grey sky. Thorgan, your boyfriend, promised you a week ago to spend the whole evening with you, watching Netflix and cuddle on the sofa. However, he tends to forget such things easily, so you’re not expecting too much.

Now, you’re just entering your apartment and hear him screaming and shouting out of the living room. Raising both of your eyebrows, you walk through the barely illuminated hallway and listen to him, talking to someone. “You’re not winning that easily.” He says angrily, telling you exactly what he is doing right now. As soon as you peak around the corner into the room, you see him sitting on the sofa, wearing a headset, playing Fifa on his Playstation, probably with one of his brothers.

Even though he’s hooked onto the game, he notices you standing in the doorframe, casually leaning against it. “Eden, give me a sec.” He says quietly, trying not to be too obvious. “Babé, you’re hoem already?” Thorgan gets up from the sofa, walks towards you and kisses you lovingy. “Already? It’s six pm.” You embrace his kiss, stroking his cheek gently.

He check his watch and sighs. “Fuck. I totally messed up.” Your hand still softy at his cheek, you trace his jawline to his chin, tenderly lifting it up to look into his beautiful eyes. “It’s okay. We can spend some time together after the game.” You say, walking past him, giggling.  “Uh,what?” He says and you stop right there, blinking a few times before you turn around again. “Don’t tell me you forgot about it again.”

You say, reaching for his arm and you can see in his eyes that he is thinking really hard about what he could have forgotten. “Eh, no?” Thorgan smiles inncoently, but you can see right through his charade. “Thorgan.” You say quietly, raising an eyebrow. “Okay, you got me. Eden asked me to play and I agreed, we’re in carrer mode, we cannot stop now.” He says pleadingly, trying to convince you with his best puppy dog eyes.

You take a deep breath and let out a huge sigh, as you are a bit disappointed. “It’s okay. Another time.” He runs a hand through his already messed up hair, also letting out a relieved sigh. “Thanks babé.” Thorgan kisses you deeply, his hands firmly at your waist before he heads back to the sofa, and puts the headset back on. “I’m back, boy.” Now raising both of you eyebrows, you watch him enjoying this game with his brother, and you cannot be mad at him for long anyways, so you head into the bedroom, to get into more comfortable clothes.

Still able to hear him scream through the whole apartment, you decide to have a little fun with him, because maybe that way, he will learn not to be that forgetful. You take your favorite hoodie and shorts out of your closet and put it on. Then, you get into the bathroom to use some perfume, fix your hair and put some lipstick on, just the way he likes it. 

After you’re done getting ready to tease him, you head back into the living room, where Thorgan is sitting on the couch, lost in the match with his brother. Carefully, you walk behind him, gently brushing your hand over his shoulder, his neck before you sit down right next to him. “Babé, I’m ticklish.” He giggles,slightly tilting his head to cover his neck. “Oh I know.” You mutter to yourself, barely hearable.

Smirking deviously, you lean into him, to whisper something into his ear. “Who’s winning?” You say, your lips barely brushing over his cheek. “Oh, did you put perfume on?” He says, confused, turning his face towards you before Eden scores a goal. “Yeah, do you like it?” You say, smiling innocently, but his narrowing eyes tell you that he is on to your games. “You know it’s my favorite.” He says quietly, not even realizing that his brother just scored a goal.

“Is that so?” You tilt your head slightly as you start playing with your hair. Thorgan covers the microphone with his hand and leans into you. “Look, I’m sorry that I messed up, but this is not fair.” He whispers, his face tensing and softening every few seconds. What do you mean?” You shrug quickly, but he just raises his eyebrows. “Please, Y/N.” He says breathlessly, pleadingly, just hoping you’d give up, but that’s not how you planned it.

However, you nod slowly, pouting before he turns his attention back to the game, but he looks at you from time to time, while you check your phone. Then, you carefully lay down, your head now resting on his lap as you watch him play, gently stroking his thighs underneath his short shorts. Thorgan knows that there is no point in arguing any further, so he just accepts that you’re teasing him more and more, but he’s trying to play it off.

“You’re very good.” You say, your hand running along his thighs, closer to his crotch, causing him to take a deep breath. “Thanks, babé.” He says, forcing a weak smile while you turn around, so that you’re facing his chest now. “I’m so tired.” You yawn widely, stretching your arms, letting them run down his chest, stroking him through his shirt. “Babé?” He says, his eyes now following your hands further down his body and you close your eyes.

“You’re so comfortable.” You yawn again, your hands now sliding underneath his shirt, feeling his warm chest heaving against the palms of your cold hands. “And you’re so warm.” Thorgan sighs deeply. “I need to stop, Eden. Gonna tell you later.” He takes the headset off, closes the game and turns his face towards you. “Are you happy?” You smile brightly, your eyes still closed, but you can hear from his voice that he’s atleast pissed.

“I never told you to stop the game.” He scoffs, while you start stroking his chest gently, tracing the outlines of his muscles tensed by your teasing. “Would you have stopped, if I didn’t end it?” Thorgan says and you see him looking at you with his eyebrow raised, already knowing the answer to that question. “Don’t tell me you did not like it.” You say, pretending to be offended, quickly getting up from his lap. “Don’t try to spin it around, I- I am not wrong.”

He stumbles over his words, trying to find a way back to his arguments. “I just want to make you happy, and that’s how you thank me.” Crossing your arms in front of your chest, you slightly turn away from him. “Babé.” He says softly, now leaning in against your back, placing kisses all over your neck. “You made me happy, you always do.” Thorgan says, his soft kisses giving you goosebumps.

“I just want to spend some time with you.” You say softly, turning towards him, looking into his eyes once more. “Okay. Come here.” He says, opening his arms for you to cuddle with him. Happily, you get closer to him, resting your head against his chest, your hands instantly finding their way underneath his shirt again, stroking his belly tenderly. “Thank you, Thorgan.” You say, burying your face into his body.

“I should thank you, for reminding me how good your hands feel in my skin.” He smirks, kissing your forehead lovingly. “I know you like that.” You giggle, now looking up to catch him smiling brightly. “You read me that easily, huh?” Now his hands find their way underneath your hoodie, stroking you as well. “Like an open book.” You say quietly and then you cuddle for a while, just enjoying your time together.

[emwritesfootball]

for blurb day: some thorgan hazard choking 👀

Choking (Smut)

Thorgan pounded into you from behind, the sounds of skin against skin mixing with your moans. He loved fucking you like this because he was able to slap your ass and put his hands on your body in ways he couldn't with other positions. "You like that?" He grunted, pulling your hair so you could arch your back and give him a better angle to fuck your pussy.

"Y-Yes!" You cried out, the word cut off as you felt Thorgan's long fingers encircle your throat. Your pussy naturally clenched around his cock when he choked you like this, and you were rewarded with a groan ripped from Thorgan's chest.

"Good girl," he praised, knowing what it did to you. His grip on your throat tightened as his orgasm built, and you saw stars when you came around his cock, feeling him fill you up as his cum coated your inner walls.

[emwritesfootball]

a blurb for Thorgan where he's all happy seeing you in a belgium shirt for him after the match and having his name on your back but its actually 'E. Hazard' and youre teasing him about supporting your fave player, hugging and laughing with eden which has Thorgan rolling his eyes with a chuckle 🤭

Eden's Belgian Kit

"I can't believe you're wearing my kit," Thorgan said in disbelief, his eyes wide. He'd been trying to get you to wear one and support him for months, and now that the moment was here, he was giddy with excitement.

"I had to go with my favourite footballer," you replied, "but are you sure I'm wearing your kit?" You asked, smirking. In typical fashion, Thorgan had been so excited that he'd completely misread the 10 for a 16 and you were looking to capitalize on the error.

"Thanks for all the support," Eden cut in, giving you a hug and a kiss on the cheek while Thorgan glared at you as he finally figured it out.

"You'll pay for this," Thorgan joked, the promise sending a little shiver down your spine.

"I know," you said, giving him a wink before turning back to Eden as the two of you laughed about pulling off your little prank.

[emwritesfootball]

Blurb Masterlist: 5-7 July 2021

Click here for the rest of my blurbs xx

Erling Haaland (No smut, please!) Nightmare About You (Angst/Fluff) Sunburned (Fluff) Fame (Angst) Clothes (Fluff) Sleeping On The Couch (Fluff/Angst) Secret Relationship (Fluff) Meeting The Team (Fluff) Drunk Erling (Fluff) Bake Off (Fluff)

Marcus Rashford New Manicure (Smut) Spit Kink (Smut) Love Language: Touch (Fluff) Praise Kink (Smutish)

Sander Berge Broody (Smutish) Professional Horse Rider (Fluff) Drunk Sander (Fluff) Marks (Smutish)

Joe Gomez Silent Sex Challenge (Smut) Busy Distraction (Smutish)

Dominic Calvert-Lewin Tipsy Sexy Time (Smutish) Flirty Friends (Smutish)

Yann Sommer Lazy Day (Smutish)

Thorgan Hazard Choking (Smut) Eden's Belgian Kit (Fluff) Lazy Cuddles (Fluff) Holiday With Eden (Smut Mentions)

Martin Ødegaard Back To Madrid (Angst) Drunk Sex (Smut) Relaxing Yacht Holiday (Fluff/Smutish)

Merih Demiral Riding (Smut) Birthmark (Smutish)

Kieran Tierney Cheering Up (Fluff) Tough Time *Sensitive Topic*

Christian Pulisic Just Sex (Smut) Lazy Day (Fluff)

Kylian Mbappé Euros Consolation (Fluff/Angst)

Jesse Lingard Mykonos (Smut)

Mason Mount Vacation (Fluff)

Jack Grealish Starting Eleven (Fluff/Angst) Beach Day (Fluff) Leaving (Angst/Fluff) Depressive Episode *Sensitive Topic* Smut (Smut)

Kasper Schmeichel Loss Comfort (Fluff/Angst) Dominated (Smut) Cuddly Night (Fluff) Faking An Orgasm (Smut)

Federico Chiesa Italy v England (Fluff) Congratulations (Fluff)

Tyrone Mings Praise Kink (Smutish) Scoring (Fluff)

Taylan Antalyalı Driving Home (Smutish)

Dennis Praet Euros Consolation (Angst)

Aaron Ramsdale England Call-Up (Fluff)

Calum Chambers Public Sex (Smut)

Benjamin Pavard Euros Consolation (Smut)

Ben White Tracing Tattoos (Fluff)

Tom Davies TikTok Trend (Fluff)

Douglas Luiz Copa America Win (Smut)

[footballffbarbiex]

50 Ways To....

[edited as there have been some confusion]

Ok, so as I said earlier, you may remember me asking for a LOT of player names so I could write some blurbs. Now, this seemed like such a good surprise you with a lot of new writing, but in truth, it was harder to look at the requests and see the names I’d taken and found trying to assign them myself was a little tricky, because I suddenly realised I couldn’t choose. 

So instead, I’m now presenting it to you.

Now, this being said, I did post my posting schedule for here which goes right up to October and I still have a lot of requests to write, but these will be written in between when I’m stuck for ideas and need a little blurb or drabble to keep me going. So please keep it in mind. 

So, if you’d like to take part, I need to know what player you’d like to see and what number/list you’re choosing from. I’ve had a few asks with just names which is fine, I’m happy to write these but again, I don’t know what number for. So please send me a number and which list you’d like to see that player written for.   

Below are the players put forward but feel free to add anyone else you’d like:

Dele.

Adam Lallana

Virgil

Leon

Marco Reus

Hector Bellerin

Paulo Dybala

Erik Durm

Eric Dier

Marco Asensio

Trent

Jack Grealish

Fede bear

John Stones

Jordan Henderson

Antoine

Harry Winks

Ben Chilwell

Kepa

Christian Pulisic

Rafinha

Paulo Gazzaniga 

Julian Draxler

Loris Karius

Andre Silva

Mario Hermoso

Tony Kroos

Alisson

John McGinn 

Sergio Ramos

Frenkie de Jong

Thorgan Hazard

Neco Williams

Please check before sending an ask as I’m updating constantly with who/what has gone. 

50 Wordless Ways To Say I Love You.

Holding their hands when they are shaking. Eric dier

Tucking the sheets around them when they stir during the night. Marco Reus 

Traveling long distances just to see them. Erik Durm

Making their favorite meal when they are having a hard day. Hector Bellerin

Giving them a kiss before going to work and they are still in bed. Trent

Tucking your head into their neck during a hug. Harry Winks

Lightly kissing on top of a freshly formed bruise. Mario Hermoso

Buying them something unrequested because it made you think of them. Leon

Participating in their hobby even if it doesn’t personally interest you. Antoine 

Sitting in comfortable silence while eating a meal. Dele

Telling them a dumb joke just to see their smile. Puli 

Following their family traditions that they enjoy. Rafinha 

Playing your fingers through their hair while sitting next to them on the couch. Leon

Singing and dancing to their favorite song. Ramos

Calming them down when they have a bad dream. Fede 

Having a tickle fight until you’re breathless. Virgil 

Folding their clean laundry and putting it away.  Antoine 

Sharing a soft smile across a crowded room. Paulo G

Bringing them a plate of their favorite sliced fruit. Bellerin WRITTEN

Washing their back/hair in the shower. Thorgan

Sharing your umbrella with them in the rain. Draxler

Listening to them while they vent. Kepa

Taking a picture together to print and hang later. Chilly

Tracing your names together in the sand. Anyone you want WRITTEN

Wearing clothes in their favorite color. Kroos 

Doing a chore for them that you know they aren’t fond of. Stones

Leaving a plate of food in the microwave for when they have a late shift. Hendo

Sharing a drink with them from the same straw. Grealish

Tucking their hair behind their ear to help them get it out of their face. Antoine. PLOT ALREADY SUBMITTED

Helping scratch that itch on their back they can’t reach. Loris

Pulling a chair out for them to sit down at the table. Reus

Wrapping a blanket around them when they are sitting on the couch and watching a show. Silva

Throwing away their piles of tissues when they have a cold. Frenkie

Mending an item of their clothing that was ripped. Puli

Running out in the middle of the night to get a food item they’re craving. Virgil 

Helping brush their hair after a shower. Ramos 

Making sure to be quiet while they’re taking a nap. Asensio 

Letting them warm their cold hands under your shirt. Draxler

Giving them your dessert when you eat out because it’s their favorite. Lallana

Making a goofy face until they notice and laugh. Antoine

Giving them space when they express wanting to have some time alone. Fede

Holding their hand while walking, even if there isn’t a crowd. Harry

Holding shopping bags that are too heavy for them. Virgil 

Standing between them and a busy road. Alisson

Rubbing the back of their hand with a thumb. Neco 

Giving them a back massage when they flop on the couch or bed. Leon

Staying up half the night to finish a game with them. Trent

Getting them a coffee just the way they like it. Alisson

Giving them a tight hug that makes them lose their breath. Dele

Buying them a special treat when you go out shopping. Harry 

50 Ways To meet. 

You had an assigned seat next to them at a wedding for a mutual friend. Paulo Dybala

You accidentally sprayed them with yogurt when you opened the lid the wrong way. John Stones

Studying at the same table in the library, you see they are pulling the same study resources as you. Leon Goretzka

They mistook your bowling ball for theirs in the shared ball return. 

They caught you when you slipped on ice and nearly fell over. John McGinn

Accidentally stepping on their heel in a crowded room. Winks.

You both do the side-to-side dance when you try to pass them in the grocery store aisle. Leon. 

Humming a song and having them begin to hum with you without thinking. Winks. 

Tripping while getting into your seat in the theater and spilling your popcorn on them.  Giovani Lo Celso

You matched with them in an online chat roulette room. Antoine

Both of you wore the same ugly Christmas sweater to a party. Virgil.

You kick a ball and your shoe flies off, hitting them in the back of the head. Eric Dier. 

Accidentally opening a door on their face. Dele

They cover the small amount of change you are short on for a purchase. Tyrone Mings

You both go to the counter, having the same type of coffee called for pick-up. 

Riding together up the ski lift. Trent. 

They pull you out of the way from the busy bike path. Virgil. 

They see your ice cream drop to the ground and buy you a new one. Sonny

You see your favorite book on their desk during class and ask them about it afterwards.

You walk out of a dressing room asking if the outfit suits you, but it’s not your friend waiting outside the room like you thought. Pulisic

Almost spilling a drink because you met their eyes and got distracted thinking how cute they are. Scott McTominay

Getting paired up in a line dance.

Happening to sit next to each other on a park bench, reading the same book. Eric Dier. 

Being paired up at a beginners ballroom dancing class.

Sharing an umbrella at a bus stop as it snows.

They get your attention and return your phone that fell out of your pocket.

You help catch their dog when the leash slips from their hand. Eric Dier. 

They ask you to pretend to be their date at a bar to prevent an ex from talking to them. Winks

You help pull a loose thread off the back of their shirt.

Meeting their gaze after throwing a coin in a wishing fountain.

Sitting next to each other at a very boring meeting and bonding over your shared lack of attention. Trent. 

You wear matching masks at a masquerade party.

Holding the elevator for them and getting off on the same floor.  Tyrone Mings

Bumping into each other while trying to pass through a doorway.

They jump into your car breathless and tell you to keep driving.

You throw a snowball at a friend but miss and hit them instead.

The two of you wear costumes from the same fandom at a costume party.

You help a lost child find their parent together.  Tyrone Mings

Walking into the incorrect bathroom and meeting eyes with them before quickly realizing the mistake.

You help catch their hat as it flies away in the wind.

The person sitting next to you on the train is wearing clothes that match your lucky colors from your fortune that morning in the paper.

They knock on your apartment door instead of your neighbor’s.

You both reach for the last umbrella in the store on a rainy day. Paulo G

You fix your hair in the reflection of a window to see them smiling at you through it. Winks.

You get scared by them in a corn maze and lash out and hit them, quickly followed by apologizes.

You reach for the same bouquet in a flower shop. Eric Dier

Texting the incorrect number but continuing the conversation.

Sitting next to each other at a sushi bar and sharing a roll.

You both reach for the final donut in the case at a bakery.

Getting paired up on an amusement park that requires even numbered riders.

50 Things To Do With Little One.

And people specifically asked for these players to be considered for baby daddy but again, you can add your own and don’t have use these:

Rhian Brewster.

Dele

Eric Dier

Fede bear

Ross Barkley

Nico Tagliafico

Raúl Jiménez

Diego Reyes

Lisandro Martínez

Edson Álvarez

Paulo Dybala

Roman Burki

Hector Bellerin

Leon Goretzka

Trent

Todd cantwell

Little one jumping in puddles wearing rain boots.

Shopping for nursery furniture for little one.

Holding the little one for the first time. Virgil

Being immensely proud when little one takes their first steps alone.

Little one’s first reaction to seeing/feeling snow. Marco Reus

Singing nursery rhymes to get little one to sleep.

Finger painting with little one. Eric Dier. 

Little one getting food all over their face.

Going on a walk together with little one.

Little one coming to sleep with you after having a bad dream.

Picking out little one’s first Halloween costume. Leon. 

Little one’s first birthday.

Keeping little one from trying to eat crayons.

Little one’s first trip to the zoo or aquarium.

Showing little one a lightning bug for the first time.

Little one sticking their toes in their mouth.

Little one pulling on your hair with surprising strength. Ramos.

Helping little one go down a slide at the park.

Little one needing an emergency bath.

Tickling little one’s chubby thighs until they laugh.

Singing songs and rocking little one to sleep.

Reading a book with little one on your lap. Virgil. 

Having to show little one that the food tastes good by having some too.

Playing airplane/train to get little one to open their mouth and take a bite of food.

Little one chasing after bubbles to pop them.

Playing peek-a-boo with little one.

Little one snuggling with a stuffed animal. Tyrone Mings.

Playing “This Little Piggy” on little one’s toes.

Having little one help mix cookie dough.

Little one eating a slice of fruit and getting juice all down their chin.

Kissing little one where they got hurt to make the pain go away.

Little one stripping their clothes and running around in their diaper.

Waking up to little one crying out in their sleep.

Little one biting everything they can stick in their mouth as they teethe.

Little one sticking pretzel sticks up their nose.

Little one leaving sticky fingerprints on everything they touch. Dele

Having little one help flip pancakes.

Giving little one a raspberry on their tummy after changing their diaper.

Watching little one go in and out of the kiddie pool.

Little one pointing out colors and shapes that they recognize.

Having little one wear their first formal wear.

Little one drifting off to sleep with a smile on their face.

Little one settling down after you finally figure out what they need.

Choosing little one’s name together.

Watching little one attempt to blow the seeds off a dandelion. Grealish.

Little one getting in a laughing kick where everything is funny.

The first time little one picks their own outfit.

Little one chasing down the pet to rest their head on them and hold them tight.

Being unable to stay mad at little one when they give you puppy dog eyes.

Little one playing dress up with a grown-up set of shoes.

[footballffbarbiex]

Hey just a quick q, do the things you post on patreon get posted on tumblr after some time or are they exclusive for patreon? X

Hi bb, 

The patreon requests remain on patreon (but will be noted to say they’re patreon requests to avoid confusion, though the ones to come 16-21 are all patreon only excluding the Henry Cavill smut), as do the smut blurbs/friday fluff and any patreon series (see below but needs updating as there’s now more). 

Anything that’s been requested via here, will be posted here but delayed. Some are quicker than others, like with Toothbrush that I posted recently to tumblr, I’d posted that at 1am on Patreon, explaining that it would be posted here that day. But as a general rule, there’s a couple of weeks, not just a few hours. 

In terms of the delay for example, the last day on that schedule for Patreon, the Tumblr blurb for Harry getting posted on the 31st May, isn’t due to come here, to tumblr, until the 5th July. And for an example of series updates, Monday’s HEA chapter coming here to Tumblr was posted there on the 3rd Feb. 

Patreon users asked that their updates be put throughout the week too, so they have something to look forward to every couple of days, whereas Tumblr users said to keep it just Saturday and Sunday with no extra days for any additional blurbs taken outside of the requests.

That being said, there is slowly beginning to be more one shots added to the second tier which gives patron’s the decision to say if they want it remaining on Patreon or brought to tumblr.

Sorry this was so long, I just wanted to explain things as clearly as poss.

x

Thank you for being my patron one shots which have been requested:

The Suit. Federico Bernardeschi. Smut. 3759 words

Count To Three. Marco Reus. Smut. 2100 words

Bitter Sweet. Kylian Mbappe. 2480 Words.

Wrong Keeper. Roman Burki. Smut. 2948 words.

Tout Doux. Theo Griezmann. 837 words but it packs a punch.

smut blurbs for all tiers:

one. antoine griezmann

two. anyone you want

three. dele

four. neymar

five. ruben loftus-cheek

six. harry winks

seven. jadon sancho

eight. reiss nelson

nine. dele

ten. roman burki

eleven. antoine griezmann

twelve. harry winks

thirteen. dele

fourteen. ruben loftus-cheek

fifteen. marco asensio

sixteen. federico bernardeschi

seventeen. dele

eighteen. harry winks

nineteen kylian mbappe

twenty. trent alexander-arnold

twenty one. harry winks

twenty two. harry winks

twenty three. paulo gazzaniga

twenty four. john stones

twenty five. harry winks

twenty six. paulo dybala

twenty seven. jadon sancho

twenty eight. harry winks

twenty nine. full length os. luka jovic

thirty. roman burki

thirty one. dele

thirty two. reiss nelson

thirty three. ruben loftus-cheek

thirty four. roman burki

thirty five. full length os. harry winks

thirty six. jadon sancho

thirty seven. dele

thirty eight. full length os. harry winks

thirty nine. thorgan hazard

forty. marco asensio

forty one. justin kluivert

forty two. harry winks

forty three. federico bernardeschi.

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I miss you. Anyone you want. 

You Can’t Hurry Love. Leon Goretzka. 

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Safety. Marco Reus. 1778 words (available to all tiers)

Brat. Luka Jovic. 456 words ($3//£2.32/€3tier)

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The Brother. Sergio Aguero. 1220 words.

Coffee For Kyle. John Stones. 2080 words.

Miles From Home. Neymar. 1827 words

Wedding Cake. Thorgan Hazard. 2119 words

Drunken Words. Sober Thoughts. Thorgan Hazard. 1379 words.

Slings And A Hello Kitty Band-Aid. Roman Burki. 1124 words

The Trip. Kylian Mbappe. 1280 words.

Motivation. Hector Bellerin. smut. 3496 words

Marks Out Of Ten. Roman Burki. smut. 1684 words.

Figure 8. James Rodriquez. 1032 words.

The List. Roman Burki & Rafinha Alcantara threesome. 3787 words

Rambling. Jadon Sancho. 1426 words.

Bring The Beer. Eric Dier. 2014 words.

Bumps In The Night. Harry Winks. 925 words.

Pay Attention. Theo Griezmann. smut. 1024 words.

Wake Up. Roman Burki. 878 words.

Extra Work. Dele. 1133 words.

Use And Abuse. Antoine Griezmann. smut. 2683 words.

Snowed In. Kylian Mbappe. 1172 words.

Oops I - Antoine Griezmann. 1136 words

Hoe Hoe Oh. Antoine Griezmann. 1021 words.

No Longer Afraid. Paulo Dybala. 847 words.

Happy Belated Christmas. Thilo Kehrer. 1285 words

Long Overdue. Dele Alli & Jadon Sancho threesome. 2149 words.

Twenty Years. Virgil Van Dijk. 1593 words

These Arms Of Mine. Harry Winks. 1219 words

Joyeux Anniversaire. Virgil Van Dijk. 1119 words

An Easy Process. Rafinha Alcantara. 1713 words

You Made Me Wait. Sergio Ramos. smut. 3566 words

The Big Spoon. Paulo Dybala. fluff. 1450 words

Valentines Day. Kylian Mbappe. smut. 2366 words

Bad Things pt 2. Marco Reus. smutty but fluff. 1387 words.

Glad The Curls Are Back. Leon Goretzka. smut. 1874 words

Hit Send. Leon Goretzka. smut. 1767 words.

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Tier: $5 Summary: Erin is Roman. Roman is Erin. She had a soulmate. Roman has never had one. One twist of fate changes everything.

Part One.  1311 words Part Two. 1199 words Part Three. 1494 words Part Four.

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Tier: To Be Decided. Summary: Sent in to gain access and try to win the trust of Bernardeschi, a rival leader, you quickly realised how hard it was to get close without overstepping boundaries and for your own morals to be compromised. With one, came the other. You couldn’t get close without sleeping with the enemy and you soon found out that once behind enemy lines, all bets are off. Falling into bed with his was easy, keeping your mouth shut was another and trying not to be discovered? Harder than you thought.

Warnings: strong language, mention of violence, mention of threats, the threat of gun use, oral sex (for both male and female), unprotected sex, ejaculation on body parts (most likely her ass, back, stomach and tiddies), what could be perceived as dub con if you squint hard enough and just Fede being a mobster.

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Tier: $5 Summary: Tired of failed relationships but having little to no time to organically start something new, Eric is alone and missing companionship. When he’s suggested to message a girl by Dele’s girlfriend, Eric, at first, shuns the idea. He doesn’t want to pay for someone to pretend to be interested in him just so they can receive a cheque. But Eric finds out what he pays for, exceeds any expectations and anything he could have found naturally.

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A good time to bring this back?

Come Here, Rude Boy.

 Rude Boy with Thorgan? his gf let's him be the dom after the won game

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Come here rude boy, boy

Can you get it up

Come here rude boy, boy

Is you big enough

Take it, take it (yeah)

Baby, baby (yeah)

Take it, take it (yeah)

Love me, love me (yeah)

Thorgan had fully intended to take control when he came home but the look on her face told him she had other plans.

Dressed in only his jersey, shown by the way she’d bent over, showing her exposed naked pussy as she’d done so, she leads him through their home and shoves him into the large cuddle chair. Already semi hard, Thorgan rakes his eyes over her, smooths his hands over her thighs as she straddles his lap.

“Someone played well today.” She comments, her hand dipping between their bodies and strokes over his growing erection through his tracksuit bottoms. 

“I did.” He agrees, trying not to buck his hips and make a noise. He clenches his jaw as her hand gets to work, stroking him to a hardened state. The muscle in his cheek twitches as he does it again, trying his best to keep himself quiet.

“What’s wrong baby? Not enjoying this?” She asks him and his eyes lock with hers. 

“You know I am.”

“Really? You’re not making a sound,” she comments, her brow furrowing as she grips him, making him hiss out a breath and rolls his eyes. She watches as he bites down on his lip, his eyes slowly focusing again with heavy lids. 

“Is that what you want?” He asks her, “for me to be making the noise?”

“It’s the best way to show your gratitude.”

“Showing my gratitude would be to eat your pussy.” Her core tightens at his words, two contractions and a rush of wetness soaks her entrance, no doubt wetting his joggers in the process too. 

“You scored the winning goal.” she tries to reason with him. 

“So let me,” he begins to say as he grips her wrist, stopping her from touching him again, “seek my reward however I choose.”

Her mind blanks and all that she can think about is the wild look upon his face. She allows him to manoeuvre the two of them onto the floor, his jersey now pushed up high on her chest, exposing her boobs. He considers for a moment sucking her nipples into his mouth but he needs to taste her. “My girl is waiting for me, in my shirt, with no underwear on and she thinks I shouldn’t take advantage of such a sight?” He speaks into the skin of her thighs, “baby you’re crazy.” he says it slowly, pressing a kiss to her with each word until he’s exactly where he wants to be. 

She chooses not to talk, just opens her thighs further and closes her eyes as his hot mouth licks over her.

“Oh, and baby? I’m gonna need to hear those moans.”