#thor god of lesbians

[august-parker]

I feel like as a huge "fuck you" to all the homophobes and transphobes that started using Ironman, spiderman, thor, captain America or really any avenger for sigma male, gender stereotypes they all show up at pride parades, partying like they've never partied before.

Tony stark himself turns up in a painted bisexual flag Ironman suit, Peter goes shirtless wearing only his mask and the hello kitty pajamas showing off his top surgery scars; thor god of lesbians waves around flags and wears the "free dad hugs" shirt.

But here's where it gets insane, Steve and Bucky show up completely casually, and nearing the end of the parade they get on top of a statue or even stand on a parked car and just straight up kiss.

Even if you don't ship them they can do it platonicly showing that love comes in any form and you shouldn't be embarrassed as a man to show affection to your male friends🏳️‍🌈

[crypticroyals]

I was reading about Loki in Norse mythology and how people worship him and such and how usally that was queer communities.

Anyways, MCU Thor is in fact, god of lesbians, but Loki too, would be a god of lesbians and just everyone at this point.

Idk just a food for thought

[chaosinthehousepart2]

OHMAGAWSH NICK IS THE MORTAL INCARNATION OF THOR GOD OF LESBIANS WTF

nick nelson is the head of the lesbians protection squad.

[padchai]

*ahem* marvel… stop calling me out for being gay GODDAMN

[iwillfightgodandwin]

Neil Gaiman and Taika Waititi are out here doing all the work™ for queers right now and that's beautiful

[334iwatchshit]

thor !!

and i'll say that to your face bitch

[king-the-third]

Thor quietly whispers “let’s go lesbians”

Thor finishes his meal at a small cafe and the elderly waitress approaches him to clean the table. She puts the dishes on a tray and sets them aside, picks up Mjolnir, wipes the table with a damp cloth, then puts the hammer back down. “Have a good evening, dear.” she says, and returns to work.

[mightily-oats]

That Loki finale was beyond my wildest dreams! It means so much to me as a long time Loki fan. Seeing him go from a character with such potential, to being dropped to a shallow side character used for gags was so frustrating to see.

Yet we had hope. We kept bringing him back despite the MCU trying to kill him off for so long. And now its all come full circle. His potential has been realised so beautifully.

I think for a lot of us, it doesnt just feel like Loki has finally been appreciated. But that we have too.

Remember when people would just dismiss loki fans as vapid fangirls. Just into him because he's played by Tom Hiddleston. And that women just love bad guys.

[mcrfobpatdtop]

if thor is the god of lesbians

is hozier the demigod?

[belle--ofthebrawl]

I like the idea of the drummers before Mountain all being ghoulettes just so he can be their tall strange son and I don't mean that in an "all female characters are mommy" type of way I mean that in a "Thor is the god of lesbians" kind of way.

[locuas642]

I am beating a dead horse I know. but I thought of something else about James Somerton.

Because it recently came to my attention that, right around when the video that destroyed his career came out, Somerton had been fishing for Neil Gaiman to like his Good Omens video.

Now, this in an of itself is nothing weird. youtubers fish for people to share their stuff all the time, sometimes it is reasonable, other times it is rude. and other times is like "Please dont force creators to interact with you". but it is nothing weird or uncommon for what is Youtubers.

Neil Gaiman being associated with Queer content is also nothing weird. The guy was the "Thor god of Lesbians" before Thor was a thing. He is such an ally there is a whole section of the community ready to explain to people the context of Wanda in the Sandman comic. So Somerton trying (excuse the expression) "to get Gaiman-Senpai to notice him" (Yes, go ahead shoot me i deserve it) is also not weird.

but I cant help but see it as part of a certain pattern.

Because we all saw the video, and how Hbomberguy points out the inherent misogyny in a lot of Somerton's views and how he erase people's gender and orientation in order to shit on women (and how that also ties him to transphobia, biphobia, and a lot of other things). And also how he will dismiss criticisms by claiming it is white straight women harassing him.

Except between that video and Todd in the shadows, I did find one particular instance of him talking positively of a woman. Jo Rowling. A Cis Straight Woman who nowadays is defined by the transphobia she constantly tries to rules-lawyer deny she ever expressed.

Obviously, the video wasnt about him Defending Rowling, but it was a weird video in which he tried to claim Rowling was more progressive than she actually was, at one point even claiming when the books were written she was pro-trans folk. Which is a lie. There was this need of him trying to sell Rowling as this tragic figure, this person who changed for the worse. And this was from the guy who was quick to dismiss the intentions of any woman or GNC person.

And then I remembered his weird claims about Bob Iger. This... honestly revisionism of the fight of Gay Marriage (the thing he also dismisses in importance in a different video) as Iger pressuring Obama into making it law among other things that tried to elevate Iger, a Cis Straight Man, into an important role in queer history.

And then there is the "Stupid Sexy Nazi" stuff I wont even go into detail.

My point is, there was this weird trend in his videos that I noticed. That he would rather elevate straight and their participation in queer history at the same time he dismissed plenty of non-cis gay men. Sometimes even doing revisionism to describe a version of history that did not happen, but which weirdly feels like the version of history he would want.

And again, Neil Gaiman is an ally and there is nothing weird in and of itself for him to want Gaiman to like his stuff. But when taken into context with everything else, both his antagonism with actual queer people, and his elevation of non-queer people, I feel that says something.

[aroaceleovaldez]

do you have any 75% god ocs?? like, children of demigods who have a godly parent

i imagine that it wouldn't be a common thing at all but mixing all of this ancestries it's really fun i love doing it, even if they end up kinda op,, sometimes that's the fun of it yknow

I would prefer to not refer to them by any percentages, because that feels extremely uncomfortable, but yes I have oc legacies who are also direct descendants of deities. I talked about Anton in a previous ask (legacy of Mars, child of Ceres), and I have a legacy of Summanus kid in the works who is also a direct descendant of a wind god, but I haven't decided who exactly yet and I only have one doodle of them because they are a Literal Baby and that one doodle is them as a toddler being tiny and babey.

So let's talk about some rogues I've been working on!

These are my waterfowl lesbians. They are born out of me learning that in some myths, the Graeae can turn into swans and I thought it'd be fun to make an Enyo & Nemesis duo who can both turn into waterfowl, plus I also wanted to make an Enyo & Lua combo kid who can just telekentically throw weapons around, because that's cool. Also just playing around with Enyo kids having fire eyes/demigods with nonhuman traits, because Yes Please. It's just fun. Knives ended up with an Odile/Black Swan theme, just cause I thought it'd be neat and I wanted her to look cool. Anser has some swan Valkyrie theming kinda sprinkled in there just for flavor, ergo the Thor legacy (also just fun for her being super loud + a personal hc of mine about Norse rogues being more common) even though she's a goose, not a swan.

I have plenty of other multi-legacy demigods as well, just not ones who are direct descendants specifically, because a.) I always find it fun to think of how powers and themes would mesh, and b.) I actually have a very specific headcanon that multi-legacies are super common in the First and Second cohorts, due to the whole their-families-are-more-likely-to-live-in-New-Rome thing.

I've actually been bouncing around an idea recently of Roman demigods who are children of lares, because there is mythological precedent for that and technically they are house gods. It's just the mortal parent is probably a New Rome citizen and that's sure to get awkward quick some way or another. There's no way a lar parent can not end up awkward, which is hilarious. I also have a fun OC whose concept is based on the idea of two mortals who moved to New Rome with their demigod partners but one way or another ended up single again and then married each other and had a completely mortal kid who just. Grew up in New Rome and joined the legion anyways. I'm just a big fan of getting really funky with riordanverse ocs.

[spocks-got-a-glock]

I know it's not pride month anymore but I don't care

ASSIGNING IDENTITIES TO HTTYD CHARACTERS

1. Hiccup

Given that Hiccstrid is canon him being bisexual would be more canon compliant, but personally I could also see him being gay. He also gives such massive trans guy vibes even though I know canonically it isn't that supported. All I know is there's no way this guy is cishet.

2. Astrid

Her and Heather definitely had a thing going on, but given her relationship with Hiccup her being bisexual would be canon compliant. Also a good opportunity for a battleaxe bi pun.

3. Snotlout

Bisexual. The most bisexual man ever to exist. We all remember that crush on Thor Bonecrusher (badum tsss). Pretty much has a crush on every girl who kicks ass and particularly manly men. Love that for him.

4. Fishlegs

He's straight. He hasn't had romantic chemistry with anyone who isn't a woman and I can't imagine anything else for him. He's a cutie though.

5. Tuffnut

He's never shown any romantic interest in anyone ever and he genuinely couldn't care less about it. Even when talking about Ruffnut getting married he imagines himself just moving in with her and her partner rather than imagining the same for himself. His only loves are his chicken and his mace. He's an icon.

6. Ruffnut

Just as Snotlout is the most bisexual man ever to exist, Ruffnut is the straightest woman ever to exist. By God does this girl like men. She really really really likes men. Good for her.

7. Heather

She definitely had a thing going on with Astrid so she's not straight. I know she canonically dates Fishlegs which would make bisexual more canon compliant, but she gives such strong lesbian vibes.

8. Dagur

A few reasons. Firstly he just gives major chaos pansexual energy. Secondly he eventually married Mala and also seemed to flirt with Hiccup all the time. Thirdly he seems to experience attraction despite gender as his taste in women is exactly the same as his taste in men. He just likes skinny people with short hair and green eyes.

9. Viggo

He's gay. Trust me on this one, I can tell. My gaydar is never wrong. I will not be taking questions. There's no reason for a straight man to serve cunt that hard.

[saccharinescorpion]

randomly had the thought that if toshiro was white he'd be getting the "thor god of lesbians" treatment in relation to farcille instead of whatever the goddamn hell is actually happening

ahahahaha

[kayina-san]

I Present you Thor:

Both God and protecter of the lesbians

[ghostykapi]

lucky girl! how lucky can i get?

park jihyo & fem!reader // LESBIANISM FOR GOD // fluff

jihyo thinks, that she’s doing the best she can as your girlfriend.

don’t get her wrong on anything, she’s actually been doing great with balancing work and personal matters. she gets to go on dates with you and still has a busy schedule for her idol life.

still, she can’t deny that she isn’t always doing her best as your girlfriend. more often than not these days, she always goes straight to bed after her schedules back in the shared dorm, forgetting to chat you or call you that she got home. she only ever remembers and actually chats once it’s the wee hours of the morning and it’s you this time that’s knocked out, who spent hours waiting for a text from her.

she feels guilty every time she thinks about it, so on the next free days she cancels her plans with other people and heads straight for your home.

she chats when she’s passing by to a convenience store, and feels the surge of excitement when you enthusiastically respond with a series of heart emojis. seriously how lucky can she get with you?

y/n <3 you know i don't mind you just wearing like, a pair of sweats and that hoodie you stole from me

hyo <3 how did you find out i stole it

y/n <3 it's always by my chair,,,,,,, of course i know. now come over faster or i'm revoking your kisses

hyo <3 running right now 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

y/n <3 😘😘 get here safe

her curious eyes peek from the front door as she sneaks in your apartment, slithering in with practiced ease. she doesn’t even need to knock anymore, the keys that dangle on her fingertips proves a point of how she got rights to a copy of your keys months ago

jihyo’s footsteps echo in the apartment, bringing her the chilly air from outside into the warmth of your home. you don't mind about that, not when you see that it's god herself entering your living room, with a bag full of your favorite drinks and snacks.

"hey there" she teases, eyebrows going up and down in a teasing manner "you come here often pretty girl?"

you bark out a laugh as you lift up a bit so you can give her a peck on the lips. your hands moving up to tangle your fingertips with her hair when she kisses you back with more passion

"woah there" you pull back from her temping taste much to her dismay "we have all night for you to do that to me"

“that i dooooo” she sings as she tucks your hair and traces her thumbs on your lips “so what’s tonight’s plan honey?”

she’s giggly when you still blush when she says any terms of endearment. it doesn’t even matter how ridiculous it sounds. she swears it’s kinda cringy when she says something like ‘sugar lips’ or ‘honeybun’. it’s just that when you sport that blush on every time, then she can’t help it.

“can we rewatch some marvel movies?” you ask, your hands now playing with the strings of her hoodie “i wanna rewatch like some thor or some iron man”

“of course we can” she brings up one of your hands and starts kissing each knuckle, maintaining eye contact all the time “anything for you”