#tho it was SO cute to try n cheat him in a chess game

[imageingrunge]

Idk what I was expecting from romancing cullen but a workaholic with ptsd, AND recovering from a lingering heroin addiction was not it still super cute tho

[quirklessidiot]

What kind of parents would gojo and yn be IF they did have a kid? In the what if scenario of her getting pregnant, how would they handle the whole pregnancy too?

i feel like satoru would have to move y/n to a more secure area :( so he'd be an absentee father because he'd want to keep y/n and the kid safe :( that's lesser times to see each other i believe. y/n wouldn't mind ofc! i jsut feel like they'd both want to keep their children out of reach from the elders (esp if ur looking into what satoru is doing and how he wants the kid away from the current world of jujutsu...plus lets say hypothetically the kid turns out to be a girl (impossible in y/ns side but lets say hYPOTHETICALLY) he’d def not want the girl to be exposed to that sort of thing)

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. Another for the playlist

Can y/n relate to the line at 00:53 i rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you? Or is she still "i wanna live no matter what"?

:)))))

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. Does gojo have pics of her in his phone? How about y/n? Or is she too tech ignorant for that?

headcannon time honestly them as a couple who has more polaroid or those film cameras idk (satoru only has a work phone that he rarely uses and y/n finds cellphones too out of reach goodbye grandma) so you’ll be seeing more photo albums and satoru keeping a polaroid pic on his wallet (simp) hipster couple tinsgz idk T-T plus i think he’s all about putting them around the house where it can be seen by everyone (like their new pic in sendai) + i feel like he’s also developed a weird hobby on photography now that he has a subject.

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. What kind of hairstyles does gojo put her hair in?

anything that can keep her hair away from her face (uh i think hes always noticed how y/n likes to keep her hair away from her face, it’s why he likes tucking the strands behind whenever he sees it fall welp, u can imagine whatever hairstyle u want tho!!)

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. Does y/n still get dressed in a separate room or does satoru go out to give her the privacy?

she has a walk in closet, she usually dresses up there but i dont think she minds being bare these days bcos satoru is usually still asleep when shes changing (y/n the early riser)

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. Looking back at how they started, during the wedding and after what did they do? Did they even talk to each other? Were they together during the wedding? And after did gojo just change to his regular wear and get back to work when it was finished leaving her by herself for months?

satoru deadass didnt want to do anything with y/n, he literally just walked out after they were finished with the wedding (after telling sum people to buy her whatever she needs). the second scene is literally a few months after the wedding and he didnt have time to do the laundry on his own so he went home just to do it and left after. minazuki!satoru more or less just saw y/n as a fly that time (and y/n didn’t mind as well)

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. What does y/n do when she's mad at satoru? The type of mad when little annoying things they do pile up and becomes an issue.

rn? i feel like she would try to call him out on his bs honestly. its not like she can hide it for a long time (satoru had always said honesty was so mhm between them so she wouldnt bother hiding it)

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. What is y/n's view on the idea of love?

rn its more positive <3 in her perspective its more or less a generous thing between two individuals that everyone should experience.

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. Does y/n still wear yukata at their new home or does she go for a more modern look now?

depends! she does wear traditional clothing sometimes but she wears modern wear sometimes as well. usually when she sout doing groceries or when she and satoru go on brunch dates or go gardening shopping she wears those cute dresses

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. I remember there were among us related asks before so bringing that back. How good is y/n at among us if she played? Is she good at lying and gaslighting others? Will she always vote out gojo XD

yes she will. she’ll win that game. she’ll def beat satoru in chess, as well. 

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. "I can never get mad at you"

Used you as chess piece

Not mad

Possibly projecting an ex on him

Mad

Gojo will forgive her for almost anything but if she cheats even emotionally that's gonna end badly 😔

Satoru had stated that he wouldnt have stayed angry with the haibara thing as he stated in ch13, how his mouth may say another thing but truly within his heart, he probably felt something else ahha so </3 he would literally forgive her for anything. its, i believe, the effects of having geto walk out on him so he’d be desperate to keep y/n within arms reach (in some way <3)

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

More of the Misadventures of Aish rereading Misadventures and fixing typos, like a cowardly fool because I can’t sleep

chapters 21-25 oh no here we go

(actually I did this in like November on my phone but only just now remembered that I never posted it so here ya go, this is all weeks old)

Okay so with the chapter titles, I didn’t actually start naming them until about ch27 or so, but I had already nicknamed this chapter something like “IT’S FRIENDSHIP YOU COWARDS” bc this one got a surprising amount of notes on tumblr and I’m 99% sure most of the people who read it did not realize that this is in fact a Kimax fic

And also THIS CHAPTER WAS THE TURNING POINT. I could either have kept the fic rly lighthearted until way near the end, or decide to start shoving in the Angst much quicker. 3 guesses what I picked >:D

Oh highkey same Alix?? except for me it’s not superpowers or anything it’s just called “anxiety disorder”

The obliviousness physically pains me

I’m the guard who just blatantly lets Alix steal popcorn. also why was there just casually popcorn there. god I don’t even know what I was thinking when I wrote any of this

Oh yeah I remember!! I was mad at people setting off the smoke alarm while making popcorn in the middle of the night!! just uni things am I right

...why am I noticing now that the whole popcorn thing is just a metaphor for Kim’s entire love life I am going to throw this fic out of the window I swear

IT REALLY IS, UGH I HATE THIS, ARE YOU TELLING ME I DID THAT BY ACCIDENT

this is a freaking game of Civilization where one civ takes a runaway lead in the science victory while the rest are all still stuck in the industrial era

Kim is me watching dinosaur movies too tbh, dinosaurs are so frickin rad

well this is depressing

and adorable

I hate so much that I know what the Bad Dream means I hate it I hate it I h

IT’S OKAY KIM I’M PROUD OF YOU, YOU’RE MY SON AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

“It’s not up to you to question why people care about you so just roll with it” damn past me, that’s actually some really good advice???

Alix is a Kimax shipper even this early in the fic, btw. whenever she talks to them about each other she’ll always say stuff like “oh yeah you two are so close” or “he cares about you so much” without specifying whether she means that platonically... my dudes... she’s shipping it

Kim having an existential crisis in early hours of the morning is such a mood because it’s 2am and I’m having one right now

BAD FORESHADOWING, YES BAD THINGS ARE GOING TO START HAPPENING SOON LIKE ASSASSINATIONS AND STUFF, YOU WEREN’T WRONG

Alright chapter 22 now

the carriage guards!! my favourite characters in the entire fic!!!!!! they’re the BEST okay they just casually chill at school through the entire thing and only show up again in the last chapter omg they’re so amazing I love them??? absolute LEDGES

Kim’s parents being all like “yeah if our son doesn’t wanna come home from school then just KIDNAP HIM and bring him back lmao”

“Hey, do you want me to threaten your guards with my snake or something?” WAS THAT FORESHADOWING??? BECAUSE SHE VERY MUCH DOES DO THAT LATER. TO DIFFERENT GUARDS YES BUT IT’S LEGIT A THING SHE DOES

talking on the phone is stressful? yes it’s that good old “anxiety disorder” again, really a pain tbh

god I’m so proud of Kim, already that good good character development

also Kim’s grandma is me

omg I have to put Kim and Alix’s dumb chess games in the sequel, I came up with an entire thing about how they blatantly cheat etc and it’s ridiculous and Max gets a headache whenever he has to “referee” (aka make sure they don’t fight), it’s so great okay

me: *thinks about chapter 34 and throws up*

oh I’m the snake too btw. the snake also will hate chapter 34

Max holy moly repressing your feelings isn’t healthy??? stop that

hhhhhhh chapter Lila now, like literally that’s the entire chapter 23, it’s basically just Lila

this is just the damn Volpina episode

dupainchien!!!!! dupainchien!!!!!!!!!

I know this isn’t even that much of a big deal in this fic but like... can Marinette and Adrien just get together already lmao

hskdjhdkjfhgs for the record Lila and Kim is actually a pretty good ship?? but they’d both try to out-brag each other and it would be ridiculous so uh

hm anyways. time for CHAPTER AROACE

Kim’s like. ABOUT TO start falling for Max oh thank god, I need this

Lila: *just stabs Kim’s homework with a parasol*

Kim just... Did That??? WE STAN

(oh and later note: in this he just treats Lila like how Adrien treated her in Chameleon lol)

I remember at this point I wasn’t sure if Lila would actually really return in the fic, and then literally like 2 chapters later I brought her back already because damn that girl needs a redemption arc

do I hug Kim or do I hug Max?? you FOOLS, you ABSOLUTE BUFFOONS, I am going to hug ALIX for having to deal with all their romo bullshit

Max trying to get drunk on orange juice is the mood

JULEKA’S MAGICAL GAYDAR!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!

(also Juleka is absolutely wearing a Reflekta dress)

Juleka, outright: “Max. my dude. alix is aroace you dense idiot. you are all idiots. you absolute fuckwits.”

I’m still the snake btw

hhhhhhhhhh I wanna make a daisy chain now, or just go outside and sprawl in some grass, I can’t because it’s 2.30am and I live in the city and it’s winter, screw this fic for making me miss my school days

oh no I’m having an allergic reaction again

I mEAN IT’S CUTE THO, IT’S CUTE, BUT I KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN A BIT LATER SO THIS IS JUST PAINFUL

“You need more sleep” me calling myself out

I am going to hit Kim over the head,,

STOP BEING WEIRD JUST TELL HER YOU LIKE HER?? GOOD GOD I DON’T EVEN SHIP IT AND I STILL WANT YOU TO GET A BLOODY MOVE ON

oh good, he wants to smack himself in the face too

no nonono no Alix I think you are cute too. but you see, I mean it in the adopting way. but you ARE objectively adorable (source: the Reverser episode and also like all the other episodes) people just don’t say it in this au because of your TERRIFYING PET SNAKE

she offered to give him a telephone... lov that foreshadowing

*unimpressed* “are you in love with me?” OH FUCKING FINALLY

skdfhskdjfhsd avoiding people and having a heart attack when someone knocks on your door? I see the return of that anxiety disorder eh

Alix didn’t bring the snake (me) with her on purpose bc she knows Kim is still a bit scared of it at this point and doesn’t want him to be in a bad mood while she’s crushing his heart and soul

GOD YES I LOVE THIS SCENE

I hate myself because when I was writing this I was thinking “oh mood?? oh mood worm same hat???” and yet still. didn’t. realize. I’m. aro. *le sigh*

I’m gonna cry this is so sweet

“So are bossy, intimidating, hot girls your type?” no actually because Ondine is neither bossy nor intimidating (tho yeah she is hot) (and not particularly relevant in this fic unfortunately)

Alix is not in fact as oblivious as she claims to be btw, she just thinks it would sound mean to say “oh yeah I guessed you had a thing for me but I aggressively ignored it bc it annoyed me since I’m aroace lmao”

I’m genuinely going to hecking cry omg I remember now why this was my Ultimate Brotp for so long ugh it’s so good, @ ZAG LET KIM AND ALIX BE FRIENDS

I’m laughing?? so hard??? at the fact that their height difference is so ridiculous that literally like he has to kneel down??? god this is the funniest thing

oh also btw she was internally debating with herself like “should I give him the mistletoe kiss?? sounds gross but I feel so bad for him dammit” and decided to right there on the spot because she was lowkey curious anyway, which I’ll be honest is still an aro mood

OMG I’M ACCIDENTALLY SUCH A GENIUS OMG LISTEN NO LEMME EXPLAIN

SO LIKE. there are two (2) instances in this fic where I tried to pretend to be funny by dropping in the word “heartrate”. one is near the beginning, and the other is right here

in other words, the exact start and end points of Kim’s crush on Alix?? AND I DID THAT BY ACCIDENT OMG I’VE CHANGED MY MIND I’M PROUD OF MYSELF NOW

oh... oh no. uh oh. the dreaded evil Chapter Twenty Hecking Five

it’s called “Pain” for a reason. also my OG nickname for it was “Death”. also for a reason.

I even listened to Death Valley (the FOB song) on repeat while writing it (along with the next like 9 chapters lol) because the word DEATH just seemed so accurate

no really this is THE real turning point in the fic, where it stops being just a dumb teen movie and starts being all A N G S T Y

like this is the first chapter that has NO lightheartedness AT ALL

okay. here we go

this is all??? foreshadowing??? for dumb chapters like 30 and 34??? I Hate

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SNAKE

I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK JUST READING THESE WORDS THIS IS SO HORRIFYING ALEXA PLAY DEATH VALLEY

this is the equivalent of seeing a kwami die, for the record. like I know kwamis can’t die but THIS IS HOW IT WOULD FEEL

god this is even worse in hindsight knowing what happens later, bc poor Alix is all like @ herself “oh well it’s a nightmare so it’s not real” and I’m just like... oh dear. honey. sweetie. welp. I mean on the bright side you’re psychic so that’s kinda cool right

I love how Jalil is actually really sweet and a genuinely cool brother, you just never get to see it when Kim’s around bc he hates Kim lmao (I mean for good reasons..)

“I can’t live without this snake!” I MEAN YOU’RE NOT WRONG

these timeline powers are SO cursed man. why was I so evil and cruel holy actual shit

(the whole “some character deaths but not really” tag refers to all this clusterfuck btw)

okay it’s funny how this bit with Adrien is the Collector episode despite it not having aired yet when I wrote this, I guess I’m psychic too

Nathalie being sympathetic huh? not so much in the sequel when I get round to it...

Adrikins being all “I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER” I’m dying

uh yeah there’s a difference between being grounded, and like, literal actual house arrest

damn... capitalism really is bad

so is imperialism

fix this damn typo thing where I used the word “soon” twice in one sentence like was that really necessary

DUPAINCHIEN

I love how Kim is so obviously bi that even Marinette notices and straight-up tries to set him up with a hot commoner boy

oh noes here comes The Death

Hi Aish Snekwami, I am afraid

god imagine how horrible it must be??? to have something traumatic happen in another timeline but you’re still aware of it in this one so you still suffer the effects even though nothing bad happened in this timeline????

Max shows up for two seconds this chapter to remind everyone that I have an anxiety disorder again and then hecks off, good for him

HOLY FUCK?!?!?! IMAGINE LITERALLY DYING ACTUAL DEATH IN ANOTHER TIMELINE AND EVEN THOUGH YOU SURVIVE IN THIS ONE YOU STILL HAVE TO LIKE. FEEL THE WHOLE TIME YOU’RE DYING OF GODDAMN COBRA VENOM HOLY FUCK WHY DID I MAKE THIS SO ANGSTY

I mean I think I remember writing this when I was on a very heavy painful period which full-on incapacitated me but like even that’s nowhere near as bad as fucking. snake. bite (ye I did some research, it was creepy...)

man this is so evil... I can’t

THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO DIE

god that’s so haunting ughhhhhhhhh

honestly whenever I stub my toe etc I always think to myself “is this karma for that time I lowkey killed Alix off in chapter 25?” and yeah, it probably is

OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH FOR NOW

[amicicidalgambler]

Equiusona: The Contextening

violin (violin): he's asking vriska to play https://trolljacksparrow.tumblr.com/post/158809245829/new-idea-hell-chess hell chess with him

(ctc) the nyandertaker: oh my god shes. slightly surprised honestly but accepts

violin (violin): why is she surprised omg

(ctc) the nyandertaker: i mean. it says straight up the basics are the same so the options are 1) nadaya does not know the basics of chess but thinks vriska does 2) nadaya does not know the basics of chess and knows she doesn't really either, and thinks that would improve the experience 3) somewhere down the line nadaya got told more about chess than she did

violin (violin): 1 with maybe a bit of 2, he hopes she doesn't know either but he brought a bag of a bunch of chess pieces so they can draw from it to get a random assortment and that sounds incredible to him Also you can throw the chess piece at the opponent??? What's not to love

(ctc) the nyandertaker: vriska definitely does not know chess but she does like chance based games and throwing small objects at people

violin (violin): exactly

(ctc) the nyandertaker: i hope youre ready to get hit square between the eyes with a pawn nadaya

violin (violin): "nadaya how is your face so bruised" "chess" he is throwing pawns back at her - in fact, thats what he does when vriska is a turn away from eating them

(ctc) the nyandertaker: nadaya..... neither of them win, they just run out of pieces to throw

violin (violin): FUCK YEAH... Nadaya, upon drawing 4 knights: I have a cavalry :D bc they look like horses...

(ctc) the nyandertaker: oh no that's cute

violin (violin): they're ridiculous nadaya would be equally happy if any of them won he names his queen vriska

(ctc) the nyandertaker: "8eing adora8le is cheating when I have to throw things at you."

violin (violin): "pirate"

(ctc) the nyandertaker: and just like that now she Has to win she is going to abuse the fuck out of the "if you look away from the board your turn ends" rule and nadayas attention span

violin (violin): f u c k he starts wearing sunglasses so she can't tell if he looked away

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she will steal them don't test her

violin (violin): LOL

(ctc) the nyandertaker: theres a line and shes drawing it right there

violin (violin): he bats off her hand

(ctc) the nyandertaker: look nadaya you can either take off the sunglasses or suffer her progressively trying more obnoxious ways to get them off

violin (violin): now its a challenge

(ctc) the nyandertaker: hell chess has been paused for an Extreme Sunglasses Fight

violin (violin): FUCK he throws streamers on her to distract her

(ctc) the nyandertaker: see, that mightve worked earlier, but now that hes activated her trap card: motivated by spite she has to take it as unflinchingly as possible while maintaining eye contact

violin (violin): Oh. My god. He starts filming it

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she is not going to waver she is going to take those goddamn sunglasses off and hes never getting them back

violin (violin): I'm whEEZING WHAT IF HE GETS SUNGLASSES WITH GOOGLY EYES WHAT THEN

(ctc) the nyandertaker: OKAY SHES LAUGHING BUT SHES STILL MAD SHE SWEARS GODDAMMIT NADAYA

violin (violin): FUCK he has the most shiteating grin

(ctc) the nyandertaker: did he know that he is actually the Most Terri8le

violin (violin): yeeeeeeees ://)c

(ctc) the nyandertaker: at this point she is walking over to the other side of the table and trying to snatch them off all while dramatically going on about how hes made her have NO OTHER CHOICE but to come ALL THE WAY OVER HERE

violin (violin): FU JCKCHZSHAGJAHAHA he tries running to her side of the table to claim her seat

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she stays on his side and takes all his knights she is holding his cavalry hostage

violin (violin): then he is holding her royalty hostage! : O

(ctc) the nyandertaker: WELL HES GOING TO NEED A HORSE TO TAKE THEM ANYWHERE AND GUESS WHAT HE DOESNT HAVE

violin (violin): WHAT IF HE STEALS HER HORSE

(ctc) the nyandertaker: DOES HE REALLY THINK HE COULD CONTROL ONE OF HER CASTLE'S WELL TRAINED HORSES??

violin (violin): OKAY THEN HES KIDNAPPING HER CASTLE (the rook I think) HOWLS MOVING CASTLE BITCH

(ctc) the nyandertaker: BUT HAS HE NOT CONSIDERED HER CASTLE GUARDS???????? ROLL FOR INITIATIVE, 8ITCH

violin (violin): HES KEEPING THE ROYALTY HOSTAGE THEY GOTTA DO WHAT HE SAYS BUT HE PULLS OUT A DIE AND ROLLS FOR INITIATIVE

(ctc) the nyandertaker: i hate these two

violin (violin): m e

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she is. also rolling for initiative though and respecting when her turn is BECAUSE DID HE REALLY THINK SHE MEANT THE GUARDS OVER THERE? NO, SHE MEANT THE GUARDS RIGHT HERE and then throws a knight at his face

violin (violin): fuck IM CRYING

(ctc) the nyandertaker: did he keep recording this...

violin (violin): MAYBE HE FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF HE PROBABLY DID He reaches over to throw his own pawn at her THEYRE RESCUING THE CAVALRY VRISKA

(ctc) the nyandertaker: THESE HORSES ARE HERS AND IT WILL BE N(E)IGH IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THEM BACK

violin (violin): i was thinking of a horse pun and got distracted WHAT IF HE ATTACKQUIUSES HER WITH HER OWN PAWNS? that was terrible but its intended to be

(ctc) the nyandertaker: oh my god

violin (violin): eyebrow waggle they are so fortunate no one is witnessing this

(ctc) the nyandertaker: they really really are

violin (violin): her block doesn't have a camera in it does it?

(ctc) the nyandertaker: im 90% sure it doesn't though nadaya still has whatever hes recording with and. if they were doing this at the base. the walls are notoriously not at all soundproof

violin (violin): OH, MY GOD, THEY ARE doing this at the base I mean bc nad couldn't wait and went immediately Also, he grabs one of her bishops and yells YOUR BISHOP IS DECLARING A HOLY WAR AND SECEDING FROM THE MAIN RELIGION, HES MINE NOW

(ctc) the nyandertaker: what a dweeb, i say, as if that wasn't already obvious she says WELL WHY NOT MAKE IT OFFICIAL THEN and grabs a bishop of his color out of the bag of pieces to throw at him

violin (violin): snrk FU CK He grabs the bishop, replaces it, and starts playing like his bishop is there, by attempting to eat something

(ctc) the nyandertaker: g o d i guess she just has to fucking. reach over and try to counter him.

violin (violin): oh my god that's how they're playing now, from each others seats

(ctc) the nyandertaker: WELL HE HAS HER KING AND QUEEN IF SHE LETS HIM BACK OVER TO HIS SIDE SHE CANT WIN

violin (violin): HELL TRADE THEM FOR HIS HORSES

(ctc) the nyandertaker: now see, that's a fair deal nad, but how can she trust him at this point to not make off with both her royalty and the horses

violin (violin): what if they just throw their hostages at each other

(ctc) the nyandertaker: fuck

violin (violin): ITS IN THE SPIRIT OF THE GAME

(ctc) the nyandertaker: IT IS so now they just. synchronized throw their hostages at each other and try to catch them

violin (violin): Y ES

(ctc) the nyandertaker: and then both go back to their own seats and resume Hell Chess

violin (violin): Y es he still has the sunglasses tho HA

(ctc) the nyandertaker: what sunglasses there are no sunglasses she refuses to acknowledge them

violin (violin): he shakes his head so the googly eyes move

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she just cant see what hes doing, such a shame

violin (violin): he, while staring at the board, makes little sunglasses out of cut paper for one of his hORSES

(ctc) the nyandertaker: "Equius is not a valid part of the canon chess universe."

violin (violin): ".....heckuius."

(ctc) the nyandertaker: god...

violin (violin): im dying

(ctc) the nyandertaker: again, neither of them is going to win, theyre just going to run out of pieces to throw or get tired of playing

violin (violin): y es they're just gonna be lile *like "who won?" "entropy"