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[kristineknowlton]

This Just In News Comedy Club Show! Saturday September 25th at 7PM!! Join A-a-ron and Kristine Knowlton, and for an hour of laughs! Guest starring these great comedians: Linda Marcus Smith Ashley Gutermuth Edward Ruben Bruce Lipsky Headliner: Matt Blevins #standupcomedy #comedy #humor #zoom #thisjustinnews #comedians #zoomcomedy #saturdaynight https://www.instagram.com/p/CUKpnwiL-a9/?utm_medium=tumblr

[tjinews]

Thomas Cleared of all Charges!

Thomas The Tank Engine was released from custody as his lawyer says the evidence is "coincidental"

"It's just so happens that Thomas girlfriend happen to be walking on the tracks where he was working. And it wasn't his fault that his conductor forgot to set his brake. We are sorry that he drug her for 5 miles until he came to a stop." - Leonard Cheated, Attorney.

Thomas girlfriend, Emily is recuperating in hospital. Doctors say that it might take weeks to remove Thomas' coupler from her nether regions. Her lawyer will be pressing civil charges for her being railed against her will.

@TJINews 

[kristineknowlton]

TONIGHT!!! This Just In News Comedy Club May 9, 2022 Showcase! Join us for an hour of comedy from the comfort of your home! On May 9, 2022 (MONDAY) at 9pm EST its: This Just In News Comedy Club Showcase! Join A-A-Ron, and co-host Kristine Knowlton for an half hour full of laughs! Guest starring these great comedians: Shari Linick Lana Siebel Ed Smyth and Headliner: Goldberg #comedy #comedyshow #comedians #zoomcomedy #thisjustinnews #thisjustinnewscomedyclub https://www.instagram.com/p/CdWna4XOyd0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kristineknowlton]

On March 7, 2022 at 9pm EST its: This Just In News Comedy Club Show! Join Aaron Duspliva and co-host Kristine Knowlton for an half hour full of laughs! Guest starring these great comedians: Jana Kelly Laura Nelson Ritu Tirthani and Headliner: Bill Douglas Tickets available thru donation: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/this-just-in-news-march-72022-comedy-club-show-tickets-289504274077 . . #comedy #tjin #thisjustinnews #comedyshow #funny #laughs #zoomcomedy #thisjustinnewscomedyshow #awdlyfunnyproductions @tjinews https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca0O7Xyu5fM/?utm_medium=tumblr

[kristineknowlton]

On March 7, 2022 at 9pm EST its: This Just In News Comedy Club Show! Join Aaron Duspliva and co-host Kristine Knowlton for an half hour full of laughs! Guest starring these great comedians: Jana Kelly Laura Nelson Ritu Tirthani and Headliner: Bill Douglas Tickets available thru donation: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/this-just-in-news-march-72022-comedy-club-show-tickets-289504274077 . . #comedy #tjin #thisjustinnews #comedyshow #funny #laughs #zoomcomedy #thisjustinnewscomedyshow #awdlyfunnyproductions @tjinews https://www.instagram.com/p/CasBEnluFaT/?utm_medium=tumblr

[kristineknowlton]

Check out some sweet shows coming up!!! Happy to be cos-hosting with the amazing Aaron Duspiva @tjinews Comedy Club and very excited to be returning to the Sounds Proper Comedy Online Showcase @soundspropercomedy!!! . . #comedy #comedian #tjin #thisjustinnews #ukulele #host #cohost #comedyshows #onlinecomedy #kristineknowlton https://www.instagram.com/p/CZdIhhGrzu8/?utm_medium=tumblr

[kristineknowlton]

A triple treat today!!! Come see me in three amazing shows: A Christmas Carnage at 3:30PM EST as Samantha Loomis This Just In News Comedy Club at 7PM EST Co-hosting with the amazing A-A-Ron! Kat Box Comedy RiffTrax at 10PM EST on Twitch!! Message me for links!! . . #acarnagechristmas @kymnashstandup @michaelmonkhouse @brookemakesfun @levine.maggie @lloydlegacy617 @tjinews #thisjustinnews #christmas @emp_comedy_ @paul.kilmer.5 @desiree.lisa.walsh_ @sharianntics #katboxcomedy @katboxcomedy #comedy #theatre https://www.instagram.com/p/CXoJk2SLDmB/?utm_medium=tumblr

[kristineknowlton]

Tonight at 7PM EST!!! Check Meowt in This Just in News with an amazing group of comedians!!! https://fb.me/e/3Lyc18yQL . . #thisjustinnews #A-A-Ron #comedy #comedyshowb #newcomedy #comedians #kristineknowlton #krackedkatcomedy #saturday https://www.instagram.com/p/CK9iV8ZjRPU/?igshid=11ubstjqfqzii

[kristineknowlton]

Tonight check Meowt on This Just In News Presents: Bombing Run hosted by A-A-Ron!!! . . #thisjustinnews #bombingrun #comedy #comedyshow #zoom #comedian #krackedkatcomedy #kristineknowlton https://www.instagram.com/p/CJyzWPBnq1K/?igshid=11nbxo6x14ov1

[tjinews]

Airfare To China Now Being Sold At Extreme Discount!

China airlines is now offering airfare  at bargain basement prices. 

"Part of the China Tourism Dept, we are forced, I mean, we are asked to bring people to China. We have discounted air tickets so families can explore the greatest country on earth. This is an outstanding opportunity as travel has been restricted because of a little flu bug. Come see China and take a part of it back with you!"- Mr. Ming Wa Balls

The WHO is calling this move a "bad idea", yet won't come out and say don't do this.

"We feel if people want to expose themselves to a culture with a potentially deadly virus, they have every right to do so.  We're not their parents."- Dr Zeus Simian.

In other news, Disney's Medieval Times Ride was shut down after some patrons caught the bubonic plague.

@ThisJustInNews

[tjinews]

KFC's Firelogs Are Potentially Dangerous Says Duraflame!

KFC Firelogs Potentially Dangerous Says Duraflame!

Duraflame is claiming that KFC's Firelogs are potential fire hazards. "KFC might think they can fool the consumers with their good smelling logs, however we know what they're doing. Our tests show that these logs are made from the grease from their deep fat fryers. These logs could catch houses on fire instantly if someone were to actually use them.  We recommend people to throw away those logs and purchase our Jack Daniels BBQ Duraflame Logs. They're guaranteed not to catch houses on fire and smell delicious." - Durable Rep.

KFC denies Duraflame's claim. "Our logs meet within Chinese fire safety codes. The possibility of our logs catching houses on fire are one in 10,000. However the Duraflame JD BBQ Logs are doused in 100% alcohol. If they don't catch you on fire, you'll get drunk just lighting it."

 In other news, Arby's Roast Beef Paint has been recalled due to high lead and asbestos levels.

#KFC #humor #funny #ThisJustInNews #satire

[tjinews]

Shark Tsunami Hits Detroit!

Shark Tsunami – A Sign of Fishy Global Climate Change?

We have our finger on the pulse of changing weather patterns with our “The Sky is Falling Weather Reports.” Today the Good Doctor is deep into the weather report as he’s skydiving into a tsunami. That’s right a tsunami. But there seems to be something fishy about this tsunami. It’s full of sharks and it’s heading for the city of Detroit! As odd as that sounds it could be a sign of unusual things to come as our weather gets stranger and stranger? Stayed tuned to This Just In News for your latest weather forecast!

New Format To The News

Those who have been watching our news grow and grow, you have noticed the quality of the videos have improved over the last couple years. Now we’ve added Sports and Weather to our broadcasts to give you a more rounded newscast. This Just In News will be the only news you will ever need!

Loyal Subscribers

As we grow our channel we want to recognize our loyal subscribers both on the Blackberry and YouTube channels.   Those who like and comment on our videos have a chance to win to be a topic of one  of ours news stories! We will pick a person at random and use your likeness in a story! Doesn’t sound like much but you get to be internet famous and what’s better than that? Well it’s better than being an intern for Dave Weirdoh that’s what! So become a Newsy. Like and subscribe to our YouTube Channel https://m.youtube.com/c/ThisJustInNews

[tjinews]

Breaking News! New Discovery Found In Secret Egyptian Tomb!

Researchers have discovered something amazing in an secret Egyptian tomb! Watch the video and find out more!

This Just In News https://www.youtube.com/c/ThisJustInNews   

[tjinews]

Recording The News Under A Dog Pound Can Be Tough

Sometimes when we record the news, we have interruptions, like the dog pound that's above our news studio. (Watch previous episodes on our YouTube Channel www.YouTube.com/c/ThisJustInNews to find out more) Also send in your pictures of us under a dog pound to: davew.tjinews at gmail dot com