#this won't get notes but i just wanted to gif my bbs

[we-are-maladaptive]

a story in which katsuki's bratty son tries to blackmail his mother! how terrible

— characters. katsuki, reader, katsuma (the son)

— contents. fluff, katsuma is a little shit

— word count. 600

— authors note. GJFCK MFGVFDXK GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDOMESTICTRASFJNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGJBJFNVDSLM

Your son is alot like his father, in good ways mostly.

He stands up for himself at school, and is mostly independent. For the most part, Katsuma was a pretty easy kid.

However, he can also be the most major little shit on the planet, much like in the situation you're in now. He's learned what blackmail is, and he loves it.

You were in the kitchen, baking cookies, when you heard Katsuma’s voice from the living room. "Ma! What's this?" he yelled.

You turned to see your five-year-old holding the pregnancy test you had thrown away earlier.

Oh no.

Your heart skipped a beat. "Katsuma, where did you find that?" you asked, trying to stay calm.

"In the trash," he said with a mischievous grin. "I'm gon' tell Dad unless you give me extra cookies- and I wan' that brand new hero figurine at the store...AND I wan' my own bb gun- AND!!! I wan' a brand new pair of boo-"

"Katsuma." you sighed. You've known your son to be a major handful all his life, but also know realizing he did indeed have you in a tight spot. "Katsuma, this is important. I wanted to tell your dad in a special way."

Katsuma pouted, crossing his arms. "Fine, but I still want extra cookies...and the figure...an' can I still have the bb gun?" You sighed once more.

"Alright, you can have two extra cookies- AND the figurine... but you have to promise to keep this a secret for now," you said, hoping to buy some time.

"Deal," he said, his eyes gleaming with pride.

As you handed him the cookies, you couldn't help but feel frustrated, yet a bit amused. Katsuma was a lot like his father—brash, stubborn, and always wanting to be in control. You watched as he stuffed the cookies into his mouth, crumbs falling everywhere, and shook your head with a small smile.

Just then, you heard the front door open. Katsuki walked in, looking as intense as ever. "What's going on in here, hm?" he asked, sensing the tension.

Katsuma jumped in before you could speak. "Mom's got a secret, but she won't tell me!"

You shot a look at Katsuma, then turned to Katsuki. "It's not like that! I just…I found out something today and wanted to surprise you..."

Katsuki raised an eyebrow. "Yeah? What's that?"

Taking a deep breath, you decided it was now or never. "Katsuki, I’m pregnant. We're having another baby."

For a moment, he just stared at you, processing the news. Then, a rare, genuine smile spread across his face. it was sadly short lived, and replaced with a smirk instead. "Oh really?".

Katsuma looked between the two of you, his earlier mischief forgotten. "So, does that mean I get a little brother or sister to boss around?"

"Katsuma, you will not be bossing your them around." you said, ruffling his hair. "You have to be a good big brother, okay?"

Katsuma's eyes widened. "I’ll be the best big brother ever! Can I teach them how to play hero games?"

You chuckled. "Sure, but you'll also need to help take care of them."

Katsuki walked over and pulled you into a gentle hug. "I'm really happy, you know," he said quietly. "This is good news."

You relaxed into his embrace, feeling a wave of relief. "I was so nervous about telling you."

He pulled back slightly, looking into your eyes. "Why? You know I’m always here for you, no matter what."

Katsuma tugged at Katsuki’s pant leg. "Dad, does this mean we need to buy more baby stuff?"

Katsuki laughed. "Yeah, it does. And you can help pick it out." "Good! Yknow dad...when we go to the store,I wanted to see if you could buy me a new figurine..or a bb gun...or a brand new pair of boo-" "No." "Oh.. DAMNIT!"

The rest of the evening was filled with excited chatter about the new baby. Katsuma kept asking questions about what it would be like to have a sibling, while Katsuki suggested names and joked about teaching the new baby how to be tough like him.

Later, after dinner, you all sat together in the living room. Katsuma was snuggled between you and Katsuki, half-asleep from all the excitement.

Katsuki looked over at you, his expression softer than usual. "You know, I never imagined myself having a family like this," he admitted. "But I wouldn't trade it for anything."

You smiled, feeling a warmth spread through you. "Me neither. We’ve come a long way, haven’t we?"

He nodded, reaching over to squeeze your hand. "Yeah, we have. And it’s only going to get better from here."

[aprillikesthings]

I ONLY HAVE FOUR EPISODES LEFT oh god oh god I'm full of adrenaline ngl

okay

s5 ep10 return to the fright zone

before we start I just want you to know I posted another short fic, it's explicit, thank you

Also Saer made the pattern for the ears and tail of my Catra cosplay :D :D :D

okay

I'm so weirdly antsy and anxious about this

So this is why, last episode, I had trouble recognizing this as the spot where Glimmer and Catra had fought ages ago. The way Netossa was standing in front of it made it look TINY. With Sea Hawk and Swift Wind standing there right in front of the entrance it's clearer to me.

Netossa is explaining everyone's weakness, and I'm lol'ing because the illustrations in the notebook are so obviously Nate's art style

(I also roll my ankle sometimes, that hurts like A MOTHERFUCKER)

those drawings are so fucking cute help i can't

"whoa whoa whoa, that's like, really personal compared to fire" lolol

yeah this is just for my "accidentally inappropriate screenshots" collection

every possible screenshot I could take of this is perfection AHAHAHAHA

anyway roll intro

Scorpia apparently wreaked havoc on some town and then went back to the Fright Zone.

Perfuma: bc it's her home Catra: that pile of fucking trash isn't anyone's HOME Perfuma: okay but she could probably resist Horde Prime's programming

oof

but also: true

Anyway Catra points out: the chip is the important thing, not WHO is chipped

omg

Catra: "The only reason Adora, y'know....saved me or whatever....is that the chip got damaged first!"

look at how smug she is

Perfuma: "I know all about how you treated Scorpia back in the Horde!" Catra:

yeah that's not nice to think about huh

(I talk about finding Mean!Catra hot but the scenes where she's just viciously cruel to Scorpia are just...not. They're hard to watch.)

Perfuma: "Things are different now! Scorpia knows the kindness of a true friend."

bb has some regrets

(bb has a LOT of regrets)

look at poor Melog ;_;

Bow's dads haven't responded to Bow since they got back, shit. Glimmer offers to teleport them there to check on them.

I can't help thinking of the moment in Nate's fic where Adora runs into the bunk room to get some clothes for Catra and these two are cuddling and are startled, and Adora apparently just smirks at them before leaving the room again lol

Anyway, everyone else is off to see if they can save Scorpia

They use Melog to sneak into the Fright Zone

Man I wish it wasn't a pain in the ass to gif this stuff, because their faces are so good, but:

Adora: "It's weird, isn't it? Being back. So many memories here." Catra: "Most of them bad."

Catra: "Hey, I bet I can still beat you to the forge." Adora: "Uh, yeah, because you always cheat!"

look at them *sobs*

But yeah there's still destroyed stuff all over the place

"before we were taken by Horde Prime." LOL

Perfuma just starts shouting Scorpia's name to everyone else's horror, but electricity starts sparking everywhere before something blows up

and there she is!

Perfuma is still convinced Scorpia won't hurt her...and is v v wrong, and Adora has to tackle her out of the way

oh god

Catra starts apologizing but Scorpia just zaps her and she goes flying

Adora's "Catraaaa!" is very satisfying

She transforms to She-Ra in record time to keep a big chunk of machinery (that Scorpia threw) from crushing her.

Netossa: "Pretty sure she can tell it's us." Perfuma: "Yes, but I mean, it's Catra. Can we really blame her?"

LOLOL

Back at the library, Bow's dads are nowhere to be seen

There's a great line of Bow saying "They can't protect themselves! They're dads!"

PFFT they find a note left specifically for Bow. It has a dad-joke-level pun.

How smart is Melog? Is it like having a cat that can talk? Or is it like, A Person. Because Melog is clearly fine playing the role of Therapy Cat Who Can Also Make Things Invisible. But Catra and Melog are clearly having a conversation where Melog has some things to say!

One of Catra's ears twitches. It's so cute. Help.

OH SHIT (there's water aggressively leaking from nearby pipes)

wait wrong cartoon XD

but I'm glad I was able to find that exact gif because:

yeah

Adora in general is a Golden Retriever Girlfriend but this is so funny

"We don't throw tanks at our friends!" I mean she's got a point, they don't want to actually hurt Scorpia

Spinerella shows up and Netossa runs to chase after her

PFFT LOL

YAY

Anyway the Dads say they found something that might help things. I think I know what. Oh god.

Catra and Mermista get in a fight, and Catra realizes she can't just slash the chip out of Mermista because it's clearly like, putting tendrils/connections into the rest of her body. The moment of hesitation means Mermista gets the upper hand, and Catra barely escapes (riding on Melog!)

She-Ra and Perfuma are still trying to deal with Scorpia, and She-Ra gets banged into a wall and is just Adora again. She looks confused and unhappy about it.

Perfuma: "What happened to She-Ra?"

they end up running into Hordak's little throne room and OH SHIT FUCK

see this is why I made myself stop reading the synopses I forgot

Scorpia ties up Perfuma and Adora's hands with electrical cable things

Adora: well you still can't have She-Ra

Horde Prime: "Not anymore. My little brother's research has given me everything I need to know. The technology of this planet is familiar to me. Ancient, crude, outdated. It will be child's play to bypass its defenses and take the weapon at its heart for myself, with...or without you."

shit

y'know it's been a while since a random line in this show made me think of a song

and...oh no the lyrics kind of work for Catradora, in any case the vibes definitely do, and now I'm hella distracted, FUCK

🎵My hands are tied My body bruised, she got me with Nothing to win and Nothing left to lose And you give yourself away And you give yourself away And you give And you give And you give yourself away With or without you With or without you, oh I can't live With or without you🎶

*resentfully adds it to my spop rewatch spotify playlist*

(it's still a really great song tho, just saying)

OKAY back to Bow's dads

George: "We unearthed an ancient secret, long forgotten. A rebellion from the time of the First Ones, fighting against a powerful tyrant, just like we are. Watch. Eternia."

Anyway they bring up a huge globe kind of map thing?

Lance: "But then we remembered that message on your tracker pad and how it used coded language based on the star formations of the distant past."

George: "Friend of..."

"Mara wasn't alone!"

Hologram: "There is one recording available. Would you like to review?" Lance: "Play it." Serenia: "This is our last transmission. If anyone's hearing this, you need to listen."

AND I'VE HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT I'm surprised it took this long lol lemme reblob

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Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons. A staple, for sure. I get in and out of the Simpsons fandom often but it's usually Bob who draws me back in. He's elegant, in aesthetics and voice and mannerisms. He has little ways of moving and speaking that are intoxicating. He's also quite complex and sympathetic. He's been ready to murder before and physically abuses people. He's in no way reformed. But his heart is hurting. He really doesn't feel appreciated or seen enough by anyone.

Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman, Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul. I already knew I'd love this character in BB because I love Bob Odenkirk in Tim and Eric. He turned a fairly minor, silly character into one of such depth and complexity. Fun fact: watching Better Call Saul lit a fire under my ass to pursue a law degree myself. Jimmy is very sympathetic but sometimes does things that are beyond cringy (all part of his plan, of course).

Light, Death Note. I just love this character; he's fucking horrible. The book could have gone to anyone, so it's interesting to see it in the hands of this red pilled asshole with a serious god complex. He loves himself for being so smart, but when it really counts...

Ryoko, Tenchi Muyo. I don't remember much from that show, nor much about Ryoko. But I bring her up because she was the first female character I developed a serious crush on.

Zhao Yunlan, Guardian. An excellent show, really fun and filled with characters and concepts. Zhao Yunlan is gorgeous of course but his real draw is his personality. He's technically a cop but at least he works on more supernatural cases and tries to help people. He is smitten with his co-worker from the beginning, and their love story promises to expand over may lifetimes

Villianelle, Killing Eve. Very cute, beautiful, sweet...and deadly. She acts like a typical uncaring killer in the beginning but she begins to unravel as the show goes on. Her obsessive love for Eve is fascinating, makes me hopeful for some consummation, and tragic. What really got to me from her is how deeply sad and empty she in inside no matter what it seems. Her job is assassin and she's expected to do her job well. But in her heart, she doesn't really want this.

Maurice Moss, the IT Crowd. I only just started watching this show, but it's very cute and funny. I don't dislike anyone. Maurice is adorable and his mannerisms and shyness remind me of myself. I can absolutely get that way around people. And I love "nerdy" stuff (esp. in the context of this show, where nerd meant STEM field devotee)

Jimmy Conway, Goodfellas. Definitely a character I think of when I'm writing my Mafia stories. I like that he's a "gent" to some people, esp. those who cooperate. He could be a good partner, till the second you disagree with him or no longer want to play ball.

Rochelle, Left 4 Dead 2. One of my absolute favorite games for years. I miss playing it (my computer can't handle it). She's cute and got a lot of fun voice commands. Of all the survivors I can identify with her and Nick the most (and I ship them). She loves Depeche Mode! She's brave but you can tell she's just hanging on and depends on the team to keep going. She seems defiantly hopeful and determined to reach the objective.

Biff, Back to the Future. At first he just seemed like your typical meatbag villian, and I won't pretend he's much more complex than that. But there's something that draws me to him, maybe seeing his struggles, mostly against himself. Bullies like him are usually compensating for something or are being abused themselves. He already gets treated like shit by the principal, and he's probably used to being figuratively spat on by teachers and other elders. He's loathsome, but I want him?

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49. Well, this is awkward

Jasonette

49. “Well this is awkward…” Marinette was climbing back in the window of her apartment when she was met with the figure of her roommate coming in the front door.

"Why are you coming in from the fire escape?" Jason asked slowly.

Marinette blinked twice. "I forgot my key?"

Jason raised an eyebrow. "You could have called me? I was on my way home already."

"I- well you see." Marinette started and Jason laughed.

"Look, I get it, but be careful next time. Climbing up a fire escape is a good way to get spotted by a bat, and trust me, you don't want one of them to think you're a criminal."

Marinette rolled her eyes. "I think I could take them."

Jason smirked. "Sweetheart, you grew up in Paris, Gotham is a whole 'nother ball game."

"Whatever you say Jay." She walked to the kitchen. "Want some cookies? It feels like a stress baking kind of night."

"Sure, but I have to go out for a while later. I promised my brother that I would help him with something tonight."

"Works for me!"

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#4

26 jaytim

26. “I got you a present,” Tim said as he landed next to Jason on the roof.

"What is it?" Jason asked looking down his scope towards the building he was staking out. His helmet was next to him and he was just wearing a domino.

Tim walked over and held out a flash drive. "Information."

Jason looked up at him. "You don't usually hand out free favors, what do you want?"

Tim fidgeted for a moment. "Do you want the information?"

"Depends, who's it on?" Jason countered.

"Your current case. I tracked down Whitehead's main operatives." Tim continued to hold out the drive.

"What do you want?" Jason repeated the earlier question.

"It's something easy." Tim was avoiding looking at him.

"Baby Bird, tell me what you want so I can decide if the information is worth it." Jason rolled his eyes and looked back down the scope. He could hear Tim fidget again and closed his eyes for a moment. "It can't be that bad."

"I want you to share my heat with me," Tim whispered it out in one breath and Jason almost didn't catch it.

Once he realized exactly what the kid had said he whipped his head around to look at him. "What?"

"You heard me." Tim looked at the ground, not making eye contact with him.

"You're a 'mega?" Jason asked in disbelief.

Tim nodded once.

"And you want me to spend your heat with you?" Jason asked.

Tim nodded again.

"Why not, Wing? Wouldn't a safe 'mega packmate be better?" Jason asked.

"He's off-world," Tim replied.

"So... let me get this straight." Jason finally put the rifle down so he could fully turn to look at Tim. "You're a 'mega, you're about to go into heat, and instead of asking someone from your pack to spend it with you, you're asking an Alpha who not even three years ago almost killed you. Did I get that right?"

Tim nodded again. "Won't spend it with B, Wing is off-world, and Black Bat and I aren't close enough to spend a heat with."

"What about blondie?" Jason asked.

Tim shook his head once. "We don't mesh well when I'm in heat."

"You think I'm closer to you than BB?" Jason asked, still trying to figure this out.

Tim blushed red. "I-I, well it's just that-"

Jason cut him off realizing that this was a lot more than Tim started with. "Holy shit, really?" He got up and walked over to Tim. "Tell me the truth Baby Bird, why ask me?"

Tim continued to look away from him. "I just... I trust you..."

"No there's something more to it." Jason tilted Tim's head up. "Tell me the truth, how long have you wanted to spend your heats with me?"

Tim licked his lips and then leaned his head into Jason's touch. "Since I knew you were alive," he whispered and Jason drew him into a kiss.

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#3

6 & 26 Jasonette? 🤟🏻

6. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?” Marinette asked.

26. “I got you a present.” Was Jason's response.

"...... But why are you naked?"

"Okay, so the present is me, but like, covered in ribbon." Jason responded.

"There is no ribbon." Marinette gave him a critical look.

"That's because I asked for Plagg's help." Jason had the decency to blush.

"Meaning?"

"He tied my hands in an unbreakable knot and I haven't been able to break out."

"Oh" Marinette smiled. "Well then, you did get me a present."

83 notes - Posted March 23, 2022

#2

Some bio dad prompt 38?

38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.” Bruce was holding his youngest carefully.

Marinette laughed and tried to stand but he didn't let her go. "I'm fine! Really."

"Marinette, you fainted." Bruce gave her a stern look.

"Just a little." She tried to defend herself.

Bruce made a face so she knew that he had raised an eyebrow under the cowl. "You fell off the roof, I had to catch you."

"Tikki wouldn't have let me get hurt." He let her go and stand on her own two feet.

"Marinette, when was the last time you ate real food?" Bruce asked her already expecting the answer.

"What classifies as 'real'?" She did finger quotes around the word.

"Nope, if you have to ask that then you're going home." Bruce turned her towards the manor. "You can go the easy way or the hard way but you are going."

"Finnneeee. But I'm helping on the stakeout tomorrow." She crossed her arms holding her ground.

"If you pass a blood sugar test you're more than welcome to." Bruce conceded. "So go home and eat."

She gave him a two finger salute. "Yes, sir."

Bruce sighed as he watched her tracker make it's way to the cave. He needed to keep better tabs on her and Tim's sleeping and eating patterns.

106 notes - Posted March 21, 2022

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Daminette, cat café AU. Make it sad and I will haunt you

Damian smiled softly as he walked into the new cat cafe that had opened up in Gotham. It was run by a french couple and he genuinely enjoyed their presence. They were about his age so it was a little weird that they had traveled from France to Gotham of all places, but who was he to say what was weird? He still runs the rooftops with his family.

"Hello! Welcome in!" Marinette called from behind the counter and Damian snickered when he saw Adrien trying to explain to a couple that, yes, they could eat in the cat room, but no, they shouldn't eat the parfait around Lunar because she liked to steal yogurt.

"Your usual today?" Marinette asked him.

"Yes please." Damian looked around to see that the place was reasonably busy, but his normal table was empty except for Coal who was undoubtedly waiting for his treats.

"You spoil him you know," Adrien said, looking at Damian's line of sight. "He's been yowling anytime someone else tries to sit there."

"That's because he has good taste." Damian raised an eyebrow.

He smiled hearing Marinette's laugh. "Go ahead and head over. Here are his treats, I'll bring your coffee over when it's ready."

Adrien followed him over to open the door to the cat room to help make sure that no one made a break for it. "You know... If you wanted to ask her out she'd say yes."

"What?" Damian paused and looked at Adrien. "I thought-"

Adrien shook his head. "She's like my sister."

"Oh, well then." Damian looked back at where she was making his drink. "You're sure?"

"Abso-pawsu-lutley." Adrien laughed at his own terrible pun. "Coal, your favorite person is here."

Coal got up and stretched then looked at Damian and started to purr.

"I'll leave you to it!"

Damian sat there waiting for his drink and feeding Coal some of his treats.

"Here you go, Damian." Marinette placed his latte in front of him.

"Marinette, I was wondering, would you like to go on an outing with me?" He stumbled over his words and internally cringed. That was a horrible way to phrase it.

She just smiled at him though. "You mean like a date?"

"Yes," Damian nodded. "I would enjoy your company at dinner if you would like."

"Pick me up at seven?" Was her response.

"That sounds perfect."

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Cold Hearted

Masterlist

Steve Rogers x Reader, Steve Rogers x Sharon Carter, Bucky Barnes x Natasha, Bucky x reader x Nat(past), Reader x ????

Reader is a former Black Widow and engaged to Steve Rogers. What happens when Sharon Carter is pardoned and comes to the Avengers compound?

Note: I seem to get ideas for a new story when I'm in the middle of another. I'll get back to the others when inspiration strikes. Hope y'all enjoy this.

Warnings: swearing, angst, cheating, noncon/dubcon/rape, reader and Nat are bisexual.

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#4

Cold Hearted

Steve Rogers x Reader, Steve Rogers x Sharon Carter, Reader x Bucky x Nat

Chapter 8

Warnings: swearing, angst and a splash of smut.

Notes: I'm sorry this chapter took so long but I've been struggling. I knew where I was going but trying to get it how I wanted was a challenge. I hope it was worth the wait.

There will be another chapter to wrap it all up but this is the big climax. Enjoy.

Steves retirement party is today. He and Sharon have been a bipolar couple, either fighting or fucking, not much in between except in those few moments of warm haze after sex. Sharon was never satisfied with anything. The house, him, the team's icy treatment. Everything was a drama but every time Steve was really considering ending it she would seduce him back into her bubble.

No one was really looking forward to the party except for the fact that Steve and Sharon would be moving out the next day. They were all exhausted with Sharon and her constant bitching but also of Steve and his whining and waffling. He would go back and forth from the good man they thought they knew to the arrogant Captain America who felt entitled to everyone's adoration.

At least Thor and Val would be there with some Asgardian liquor.

BB, Nat and Wanda were relaxing over brunch discussing the evenings activities

Wanda took a sip of her mimosa and giggled at the bubbles "I just want this all over with and Sharon away from the compound. The animosity and stress is getting to me. Every time I'm anywhere near her all I feel is her hatred for the team. I don't know what Steve sees in her."

Nat nodded "It's like he's under a spell but a really bad one that keeps slipping when they aren't fucking"

BB smiled sadly "I don't know what's happening but he's not the Steve I thought I knew.

Wanda, you'd be able to tell if she was using any kind of magic, right?"

Wanda nodded "Most likely. I'd get some kind of vibe off of them but all I feel from them is anger and lust. Those emotions are too prominent for me to read any thoughts."

BB sighed "I feel that too. It makes them so uncomfortable to be around."

Nat rubbed BBs thigh "enough of that, soon they won't be our problem anymore.

So, Wanda what are you and Vis wearing? Bucky has a copy of his Army uniform that Tony had made for him and BB and I coordinated our dresses so should look pretty hot. It's our first public outing as a throuple so we want to impress. No press but Tony will have a photographer and pics are going to People magazine exclusively so they will notice us. We've even been practicing dancing together."

Nats smile was infectious and Wanda couldn't help but tease her "You seem happier than when you married Bucky. Should he be jealous? Are you and BB gonna run away on him."

Nat giggled "No. We're not going anywhere. I was so happy when we got married but BB was always our missing piece. She was happy with Steve and he was happy with her so we didn't want to mess with it but back in the day it was always the three of us."

"I'm not complaining, the lust and contentment I get from the three of you is so sweet and gets me started. Vis isn't complaining" Wanda smirked.

BB has to tease "So happy our feelings are helping your sex life. One of these days you'll have to give us some details."

Wanda blushed and hid her face while Nat and BB laughed. Maybe this could be a good day.

Steve and Sharon had slept late after staying up half the night tangled up in each other. He watched her while she slept, she was so beautiful. Especially when she wasn't nagging him about one thing or another. He had convinced himself it would get better when they moved out away from the team. They would have their own space without the animosity the team was still radiating. He had believed everyone would come to accept his relationship with Sharon but they were still angry over how he treated BB. Bucky still wouldn't talk to him outside of Avengers business and he missed his friend. After all they had been through Bucky let a woman come between them.

He knew there was something going on with BB and Bucky and Nat. They were always together and BB looked at them the way she used to look at him.

Steve thought about BB for a minute and smiled sadly, she really was incredible. He felt bad for everything but he wanted kids so bad he could taste it and BB couldn't give him any. It was a shame but life was full of them and he moved on.

He started softly running his fingers over Sharon's body to distract himself from thinking about BB. She moaned softly and her eyes fluttered open. "Already Captain? How do you still have any energy after last night?" She rolled over on her back to give him more access. Steve pushed BB out of his head and drowned himself in Sharon.

Once they finally got up Steve went to work out but Sharon declined using the hours of sex as an excuse claiming she'd had enough exercise.

Bucky and Sam were having lunch after spending some time sparring after a morning run when Steve wandered into the kitchen. Steve greeted them both, Sam waved and Bucky just nodded in response.

Steve sighed "Is everyone gonna hate me forever? Don't I deserve to have the American dream after all these years defending it? Why don't my so called friends want me to be happy?"

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80 notes - Posted August 25, 2022

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Masterlist

Aarrgh! Going back and forth between my husbands pc and my phone is causing some issues with links so I’m starting over.

Here’s my stories, all are Bucky Barnes x Reader/OFC

If you prefer AO3

Miss Velvet- Completed

Y/N is a disabled equestrian and therapeutic riding instructor who helps Tony Stark with his PTSD after returning from Titan. When the Avengers bring everyone back he hires her to work with Avengers and SHIELD hires her as therapist and teaching basic riding skills because you never know when a horse will be the best mode of transportation.<;br />

Bucky Barnes is a manwhore who is enjoying his freedom for the first time in decades and pays no mind to y/n when she meets the team because he learned to ride from Hydra and too is busy pursuing his next conquest.

Post Endgame but everybody survived, because I said so. And Steve helped get Sharon Carter pardoned so they are together.

Little Bird-Completed

Bucky Barnes x Mutant OFC

Notes: This idea just came to me while I was working on my college au and I'm pretty excited about it. Canon has been taken out back and shot, I do what I want. Enemies to lovers

The Avengers find Rika being held captive in a Hydra base and try to figure out who she is and why Hydra wanted her.

The Cowgirl and the Engineer

Notes: this is some sort of Heathers/Mean Girls/The DUFF mash up, in college au. I tried to make it original but will admit to being influenced by other stories I have read. I have not intentionally stolen or copied anyone else’s work.

Summary: Reader is a hard working vet science major. I tried to keep the description vague except she’s a she, tall and not thin. Bucky is a studious engineering major with a mean girl girlfriend, Sharon whose sister is Steve’s ex Peggy another mean girl. Steve & Nat, Sam & Wanda, Brock Rumlow is a dick, brief reader x Jack Rollins, Maria & Carol

Friday’s Place

Bucky Barnes x Reader 

Mob AU

Friday is an equestrian who runs a therapeutic stable that works with special needs, at risk kids and veterans.

Bucky Barnes is the boss of SHIELD a mafia family and involved with a business deal that requires Friday's Place and all of the homes around it to be demolished for new buildings.

 Brock Rumlow is second in command with Hydra and in charge of the deal Friday is fighting. He's not afraid to fight dirty, in fact he prefers it. 

 Sharon Carter is Friday's oldest frenemy and Brocks girl. 

 Friday won't go down without a fight. What happens when her and Bucky clash?

Cold Hearted- Completed

Steve Rogers x Reader, Steve Rogers x Sharon Carter, Bucky Barnes x Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes x Natasha Romanoff x Reader(past), Reader x ????

Former Black Widow Reader is engaged to Steve Rogers but what happens when Sharon Carter is pardoned and returns.

Low Expectations

Reader is low on self esteem. Can Bucky convince her that she's the one he wants?

Note: just a simple love story. Many of the people, situations and quotes were plucked directly from my past experiences. It took my husband a lot of time and angst to help me look past the image that my ex carved into my psyche. Luckily he really did want me and was patient enough to help me carry my baggage.

Names have been changed to protect the not so innocent.

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87 notes - Posted February 9, 2022

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Low Expectations

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Reader is low on self esteem when she meets Bucky. Can he convince her that she's the one he wants?

Chapter 2

Warnings: swearing, mostly fluff with a little angst

When he hadn't contacted her for 2 days Y/N officially gave up. It was nice for a minute but her experience told her that guys who looked like James didn't have relationships with girls like her. She hadn't seen Terri all weekend so she was spared the questioning but it didn't make her feel any better. After drinking way too much on Sunday afternoon she slept fitfully and showed up at work hungover, never removing her sunglasses until she returned home that night. When Sheila tried to ask about her data, Y/N just shook her head and Sheila let it go.

When she saw Terri, her friend didn't even need to ask, she knew by the look on her face and hugged her.

Y/N pulled away "It's fine, nothing that hasn't happened a hundred times before. I don't really want to talk about it" and poured a glass of wine to take to her room. "I'm really tired. I'm going to take a bath and crash."

Terri nodded, worried about her friend but unsure of how to help without making things worse. Calling Sam to bitch him out about his friend came to mind but it went straight to voicemail.

On Wednesday Bucky finally had a minute to breathe and was in a place where he had a signal so tried to call Y/N but kept getting her voicemail. He texted her, frustrated but figuring she was at work only sent one and tried to relax while he could.

Y/N overslept on Wed and forgot to grab her phone so was antsy all day at work. The office was chaotic because some big executive that was just hired wanted to tour the offices and look for ways to cut costs. That usually meant layoffs so everyone was in a tizzy trying to look perfect.

When she got home her phone was dead since she had forgotten to plug it in so she had to charge it while she made dinner. When she sat down to eat she grabbed her phone to see what she missed. She was shocked to see a bunch of missed calls one voicemail and one text from James. He apologized profusely and at great length, explained he was called away for an emergency and without a signal most of the time. She tried to call him but it wouldn't go through so sent a text and laid down to read while she waited to hear from him again. She fell asleep without hearing from him.

After 2 days of playing phone tag Bucky was relieved when he was finally able to get through to speak with her. He apologized some more, she was skeptical but agreed to give him a second chance with a warning that it would be the last one. They scheduled a date for the coming Tuesday for dinner at the same diner and he promised up and down that he would be there and explain everything.

Y/N got a text from James on Tuesday morning confirming their date and had to talk herself down from getting too excited. As Terri helped her with her make up she warned her "He better not flake again or I'll kick his ass. I don't care who his friends are" which made Y/N laugh.

Her boss was being a tool again, everyone had to document their typical work day and basically prove to the new management that they were worth keeping on and lower management was stressed and stretched thin. She ran late again but was happy to find him waiting for her this time. With flowers in his hand. She felt her stomach flutter.

"James! I'm so sorry I'm late. My supervisor was being a pill all day and wanted to talk to me which made me miss my train. I hope you can forgive me" she fluttered her eyes at him while sporting a cheesy grin.

James laughed softly "I'm pretty sure that bosses being difficult is an acceptable excuse for tardiness in the book of dating rules but don't let it happen again. Besides you look beautiful and I'm not sure I could stay upset with you if I tried."

Y/N noticed his eyes sparkle when he smiled and got lost for a minute when she realized he was trying to get her attention. "Wait, what?"

He couldn't stop smiling "Where did you go?"

She felt her face heat up and hoped he couldn't tell "You have such pretty eyes"  she blurted out before she could stop herself. She covered her mouth, mortified "Sorry, just a little striking. I couldn't see them when we met."

He blushed at the compliment "Thank you but You don't need to apologize for complimenting me, doll. My eyes don't hold a candle to yours. You're even prettier than I remember. Why don't we go inside?"

A waitress approached them, looked Bucky up and down then looked surprised when she saw Y/N was with him "Hey Y/N, who's your handsome friend?"

"Hey Cindy, this is James. James, this is Cindy."

Cindy put on her best flirtatious smile "Hi James"

Bucky smiled and nodded "Cindy, nice to meet you" then turned to Y/N which made Cindy huff out in annoyance.

Once they were seated and looking at the menu Y/N spoke up "So how does a guy named James get Bucky for a nickname? Braces? Bucked off of a horse?"

He laughed softly "My middle name is Buchanan and there were too many James' on my block growing up."

She laughed with him. "I guess it's not too bad, I've heard worse nicknames but I like James better"

Bucky blushed and felt butterflies in his stomach at the way she said James. "When I was a kid only my ma ever called me James but I'll give you a special dispensation" and smiled

Y/N felt her insides turning around and a tingle in her core when he smiled at her. This man is beautiful she thought to herself. And the way his nose crinkled when he laughed! All the more reason to keep her hopes in control. She had a ton of male friends, 'You're such a great girl with the best personality but I just don't see you that way. More like a little sister' Guys act like they're the only ones trapped in the friend zone. No way would someone this sweet and funny and good looking want her.

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My #1 post of 2022

Low Expectations

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Reader is low on self esteem when she meets Bucky. Can he convince her that she's the one he wants?

Warning: swearing and a little angst. Almost Canon compliant

Notes: just a simple story. Might be a couple of chapters if anyone is interested. Much of the situations, people and dialogue are from my real life. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Let me know what you think or if I should keep going.

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Y/N and her bff/roommate, Terri, were putting on the finishing touches before going out. "Terri, do we always have to go dancing? Once in a while I'd like to go somewhere that plays rock n roll, I'm full up on EDM and dance pop"

"Next time, I promise but I heard this club is supposed to be really good."

Y/N looked down on her tiny friend, being almost 6 feet herself "Good like great music or good like lots of hot guys?"

Terri smirked "Why not both?"

She sighed, maybe this place would be different. Every club or bar they went to all the guys flocked to Terri's side and she was practically ignored by everyone but the bartender. She didn't blame Terri, it wasn't her fault that she was a natural platinum blonde who tans like a freak and was a genius with make-up and clothes. Y/N on the other hand was tall, taller than a lot of men, curvy wearing a size 14 compared to Terri's size 2 and barely wore make-up. Life was too short to spend hours on your face.

It wasn't different. She sat at the table while guys lined up to dance with Terri. A couple bought Y/N drinks and tried to chat her up but it didn't take long for them to start asking about Terri. One guy that looked old enough to be her father but with his shirt unbuttoned and way too tight pants did ask her to dance but she couldn't bring herself to say yes.

After that she stopped agreeing to go out, claiming work or a headache or cramps or anything she could think of that might convince Terri to leave her out of it.

After a couple of months, Terri had enough.

"Y/N! I'm home now come on, we're going out tonite!" the door slammed as Terri walked in.

Y/N sighed "But Terri, I have a meeting in the morning and can't be out late drinking"

"No, no, no. You haven't left the house for anything but work in months. When is the last time you had a date or got laid? You'll never meet anyone like this." Terri scolded

Y/N shook her head "Like I'll find some meaningful connection at a bar. Geez, you sound like my aunt."

"Maybe but I'll bet your aunt has gotten laid more recently than you have" Terri teased

Y/N rolled her eyes, her aunt was a party girl who never grew out of it even in her 50's "Keep up that kind of talk and you'll turn me off of sex forever. Definitely for tonight"

"Oh no you don't. Freshen up and let's go."

"Fine but two drinks and I'm coming home. I really do have a meeting." Y/N smirked "and we better go somewhere that plays some rock."

At the club Terri picked up the first round and started looking around the room for potential victims. She stopped when she saw a good looking guy with a beautiful smile and gap between his front teeth and a brunette sitting together with her nemesis Tina Larson hanging all over the smile.

She nudged Y/N "Look at Tina, sleazing all over tall dark and handsome. I'll bet you the next round I can steal him away from her. I'll even direct the brunette towards you, his hair is kinda long, like you like."

Y/N's eyes got wide "Isn't that-?" Terri nodded.

Y/N shook her head "That's a sucker bet, no guy actually wants Tina Larson all over him and all of them want you. The brunette is cute but not my type."

Terri scoffed "He's totally your type! Why are you talking yourself out of it without even meeting him?"

Y/N shook her head "Because none of them even look at me when I'm with you. Remember last time? You had like 8 guys clamoring to get near you and a creepy senior citizen asked me to dance. Go get handsome but leave me out of your schemes."

She pulled out her phone to keep busy while Terri worked. She was distracted from her phone when Terri came back with TD&H and his friend. Smirking at Tina who was glaring daggers at Terri.

Terri sat on the smiles lap "Y/N, this is Sam and James, boys this is Y/N."

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[sheikah]

Boikova/Kozlovskii ⛸️ Training

[swanimagines]

Jen<3 i'd like to request an imagine pwease!

Imagine Kaz seeing his normally very sweet girlfriend get really angry and he's just 0_0

thenk you so so much<3

FREDDY EVENT, send in requests for any of Freddy Carter's characters (NOT the man himself (= no Freddy Carter (the real person) x readers), only his characters)!! The event will be on for an indefinite time, if you're unsure, see if the event post is pinned. If it is, then it's still on. (Other requests are open too, but they go to my normal to-do list which I'm not able to start doing anytime soon)

Love this scenario tbh 😂

Also I've been productive this weekend, but now it's time to return onto dad's stuff as the week started 😵

Warnings: hinted sexual harassment and reader flips out

Word count: 434

Kaz didn't really see what exactly had happened, but the collective gasps around the club made him turn around, seeing you standing in front of one of the customers, who held his cheek. Kaz frowned upon seeing the fire in your eyes, you weren't the type to get angry, but Jesper and Nina glaring at the customer made him quickly realise what had happened a moment earlier, and he quickly made his way to the scene.

The poor man probably thought he was there to lecture you, presenting his red cheek to him while glaring at you, but soon all the color was drained from his face as he saw Kaz's face. Kaz took his cane, and whacked him over the head with it, making sure he got dizzy from the impact.

"Take him away," he told some of his goons, and they nodded, dragging the slimy customer out of the club. He then turned back to you, seeing the fire in your eyes fade away upon seeing the trash being taken out.

"Are you okay?" Nina asked you while laying a comforting hand on your shoulder, and Kaz asked the same question with his eyes. You nodded slowly, taking in a shaky breath to calm yourself. Nina raised her gaze to Kaz, still stroking your arm. "She tried to push him away and told him to back off, but he just kept trying. Jesper even threatened shooting him if he didn't stop but even that didn't help. And then, he tried to snake his hand under her shirt."

Kaz flared his nostrils upon hearing this, glancing at the door as the two Dregs came back inside, glancing over at him and nodding.

"I'll make sure that man won't get near you ever again," Kaz grumbled, trying to hold back his will to go out there right now and beat the guy until he begged for swift death. He knew you didn't like it when he beat people like that, and he knew that the best punishment for that guy was that everyone at the Barrel knew that he had touched Dirtyhands' girl - nobody would want to associate with him anymore. If someone was stupid enough to touch you without your consent, everyone would know who that person was.

If they got to live, that is. But if they did, they wouldn't get along in the Barrel anymore after that as nobody would sell anything to them or even talk to them anymore, they were as good as an outcast. It was an unwritten rule, and Kaz was more than content that it existed.

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Kaz tags: @scandalous-chaos @brekkers-desigirl @bb-skyrunner @mrs-brekker15 // send in an ask to be added, and specify which of Freddy's characters do you want to be tagged on! (This taglist is for Freddy event only, I won't take character taglists for anyone else than Freddy's characters. And note: after the event, Kaz pieces will get the full SaB taglist again, this taglist applies only during this event)

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Realignment - Sam Porter Bridges Imagine (Death Stranding)

Title: Realignment

Pairing: Sam Porter Bridges X Reader

Word Count: 918 words

Warning(s): attempted theft of a B.B (that is the funniest warning I've ever written)

Summary: After making it to Mountain Knot City, (Y/n) and Sam are told that the B.B- Lou- needed to be "realigned". While Sam reluctantly agrees, (Y/n) is not so easy to convince.

Author's Note: I had to go dig through Jacksepticeye's playthrough of this game to fact-check something... it was an absolute pain in the ass. (I love Jack, it's just hard to dig through 2 - 2.5-hour videos)

Oh! DEATH STRANDING FANS, I HAVE A QUESTION! What characters would you want me to write about? I wanna get an idea of what y'all wanna see.

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I grew attached to Lou almost as soon as I saw them.

I hadn't even been hooked up to the pod, but he immediately drew me in.

I had been sent with Sam to connect the Chiral Network. Not that either of us understood why. I wasn't anything special. I think they just thought that I would keep him in line.

We both seemed to bond with Lou, which led to us bonding with each other. Lou was the only other person to talk to and they seemed happy with both of us there.

It all had been going relatively well. Relatively meaning that I hadn't died, and Sam hadn't needed to bring himself back to life yet.

We had made it to Mountain Knot City, which was farther than I had ever been. I thought it was nice. Almost peaceful if you didn't count the normal dangers that Sam and I faced.

I stepped into Sam's private room to see Deadman there. I walked in just as Lou was peeing on Deadman. I froze, furrowing my eyebrows at the scene.

"Why," I asked.

"Deadman's taking Lou for a while," Sam replied.

"What?"

"It needs to be realigned," Deadman explained. "This BB is leaning too far toward the world of the living instead of sitting between the living and the dead worlds."

"He's gonna do a surgery to fix it," Sam added.

"Okay," I muttered.

"It may erase Lou's memories."

"Excuse me," I looked over at Deadman. "You're joking, right?"

"This is the only option," he replied simply before grabbing Sam's arm and pulling his cuff off. "Now, I would sit and talk with you both, but I am absolutely filthy."

We both just watched him walk into the private room's shower. When the water didn't start, Sam looked at me. I shrugged. He shrugged back before walking over, going to check on him.

Deadman grabbed him and pulled him into the shower stall.

I blinked at the sight for a few moments. I considered walking over to ask what was going on, but then I looked at Lou. They put their little hand against the pod. My heart broke.

I couldn't let Deadman take them. I couldn't let their memories of Sam and me be erased.

After tossing another glance to the pair in the shower, I grabbed the pod and ran out of the private room.

"It's okay, Lou," I promised. "You'll be okay."

I had made it to the platform just outside of the distribution center when I heard Sam speak up.

"(Y/n), stop!"

I stopped and turned to face him, holding my gun in one hand and Lou's pod in the other. He stopped a few feet away from me. Deadman stood behind him.

"Let me go, Sam," I said. "Just let me run off. You can find a new B.B."

"I can't let you do this," he replied. "If you do this, Lou will stop functioning in a matter of days. They'll die."

I took a deep breath, glaring at him. "You're lying."

"No, this is what Deadman told me."

I shook my head. I didn't want to believe that this was the only option. I needed to have the choice. I needed to hold onto Lou.

"(Y/n)," Sam said softly, going to step toward me. I pointed my gun at him. He held his hands up. "You know that won't do anything. Even if you shoot me, I'll come back."

"It'll save me some time," I replied. "You can't take Lou. You can't."

"You'll get it-"

"Them."

"-back as soon as I fix it," Deadman promised.

I shook my head, blinking back tears as I tightened my hold on the pod. Sam stepped forward slowly. When I didn't do anything, he placed his hand on the gun and guided it down.

"Sam-"

"I know," he cut me off. "They'll be back."

"They might not remember us."

"We'll work through that, I promise."

I let Sam pull the pod from my arm.

"I'm sorry," he muttered.

I looked down at the pod, waving goodbye to Lou. Lou seemed to pick their hand up and wave back to me. I chuckled, hiding any tears that threatened to fall.

I stayed on the entrance platform of the center as Sam carried the pod away. It felt weird. Empty. Lou being there had become a natural feeling for me. Without him, it felt like I was missing something vital.

By the time Sam had walked back out, I was sitting on the floor, looking out into the distance. I looked over when I heard him move to sit next to me.

"It'll be okay," he promised. "We'll get Lou back and-"

"Please stop," I said. "Don't try to make it better."

He looked down.

"I know you're trying to help... but please don't."

We sat in silence for a while. I could feel him glancing at me every once in a while, but he wouldn't speak. He just let me sit there with it. I wouldn't say it, but I appreciated that. The respect. Nothing showed me that he cared more than him being willing to be there without speaking, without me explaining how I felt.

As the first drops of time fall started dropping outside of our cover, I felt Sam move closer to me. A gentle reminder that he was there to help me. We were there to help each other.

And that was the only thing either one of us was certain about.

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24 and/or 26 for Poe 🥺

P.S. your writing is so beautiful. I love it so much. 😘

The Mission Brief Poe Dameron X G/N Reader (Fluff prompt) Word count : 1400 (ish) Warnings: Banter and fluff Rating: T Summary: Poe tells you about your next mission and it isn't what you expect... Prompt 24/26 (from fluff prompts): "Your hair is really soft." & "Are you blushing?"

A/N : Thank you for your lovely note about my writing! And for sending me a prompt for my favorite :) I hope you like this!

There has been no beta on this, so sorry for any mistakes (feel free to point them out and I'll fix it)

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You can't help it, it's just too tempting not to. Poe is so engrossed in the data pad he has balanced on the controls, you know he has no idea you've wandered into the cockpit and crept up on him. Taking both hands you run them through his dark curls, scuffing up his hair.

"Hey! Get off." He turns to glare at you, slapping your hands away. Laughing, you unceremoniously throw yourself into the co-pilot seat, as he goes back to reading. "The next time you do that, I'm putting you out the airlock." He grumbles in warning.

"But I can't help myself, Poe. Your hair is really soft. I just have to touch it. It's like a compulsion." You laugh as he huffs. The first time you'd ruffled up his hair, he'd looked fit to murder you, but now his words held no conviction, and you can see the start of a smile, hiding at the edge of his lips. "What are you reading?"

"Mission briefing details. Where's BB? " You can feel him watching you from the corner of his eye, as you start to spin back and forth on the chair, staring at the blur of glittering stars through the transparisteel, as you travel to your destination.

"Charging. Don't worry dad, your kid is fine! No need to stress," You tease as you spin. Throwing out his foot he catches the edge of the chair, jolting you to a stop, and preventing you moving as he runs a hand through his hair.

"Leave it. It looks good messed up." You say softy. Poe raises his eyebrows and drops his hand. I should not have said that.

"So… uh...mission details? Anything I need to know?" You change the subject quickly, not yet quite ready to go down that flight path with him, despite the fact you know it's the entire reason Leia forced you on this mission.

You'd protested that you absolutely did not want to spend any extended amount of time with the cocky, self-centered pilot, who listened to nobody but himself. But she'd given you a knowing smile, and sent you anyway. It had taken a few awkward days and arguments for you to soften to each other, a couple of weeks to fully relax, and eventually you had realised your judgments of him may have been a little hasty.

Surprisingly, you'd found him to have a quiet confidence rather than cocky, considerate rather than self-centered and you couldn't remember anything you ever said, that he couldn't repeat back to you, word for word, even when it seemed like he wasn't listening. The only problem was that you had softened to him, just a little too much. Maybe a lot too much, you consider as you watch him flipping the data pad around in his hands, distracted by the way his fingers let it go, only to easily catch it again. The same fingers that had accidently brushed your thigh this morning at the table, leaving a searing heat behind. The same fingers you thought about in so many other situations.

The same fingers that are now tapping the data pad against your leg, dragging you out of your daydream. Your eyes snap back to his, realising he's been talking and you've taken none of it in.

"Sorry, say that again." Poe rolls his eyes, but repeats himself without protest.

"I said, there is something important you should know, but I'm not sure how you're going to feel about it." He pauses, waiting to make sure you're listening this time. You give him a nod. "The place we are going to, has some very strict rules that we have to adhere to while we are there. I mean, they won't even let us land unless we agree to it." You nod again. It's not unexpected for planets so far out to have unusual customs, so this doesn't come as any surprise.

"So what? We have to learn a dance or some ritual thing? Do we need to sing? Actually no, don't ask me to do that. Nobody needs that!" You laugh.

"I don't know, you sounded alright in the shower this morning?" You stare at him, your mouth falling open. "What? It's not soundproof. I thought you knew that?" Involuntarily your fingers tighten on the chair arms, wondering what else he's heard from the tiny shower room. If he has, he thankfully chooses not to bring it up.

"Mission. Information. What do I need to know?" You remind him after a long moment of silence.

"Oh. Yeah." Nodding to himself Poe checks the data pad information again. "Says they have a strict policy on clothes. That being that...uh… they don't have any." He must catch the confused look on your face, and he shifts awkwardly on his chair. "As in… we can't wear any either."

"I…Wh....Are you serious?" You can feel the heat creeping up into your face as the information sinks in. Not that you hadn't been naked in front of people before, but the thought of being naked in front of him, has your fingers tapping nervously against the chair. Not that the thought hadn't entered your mind of late, probably only a thousand times or more, the longer you spent with him. But there was no way you could possibly do this. Not with him. Not now.

"Are you blushing?" There's a teasing edge to his voice which only makes your cheeks burn more. You desperately try to push down the awkward feelings, concerned he's going to see them written all over your face.

"No! It's just warm in here. Are you sure you've read the information right? I mean… we can't wear anything… at all?" You swallow hard, looking anywhere but at him.

"Nope! I mean, I'd let you stay on the ship but I think I'm really going to need the help getting them on side. Are you going to be alright with this? Obviously we can keep it purely professional." His eyes flick between yours, as you pull your gaze reluctantly back to him. For a moment you think of how sweet it is; That he seems to be worried, that he's checking how ok you are with this, that he actually cares about your level of comfort.

"Um...yeah. Yeah of course. Why wouldn't I be? It's what we have to do right. We can be professionals about this." You shrug trying to act nonchalant while your heart hammers in your chest, your mind racing, trying to think how you were going to hide your feelings. A twitch of his lips into the start of a smile catches your attention And the longer you look at him the more suspicious he becomes. You start to notice that he's trying very hard not to laugh.

Jumping up, you snatch the data pad out of his fingers, bringing up the briefing information, right as he dissolves into howling laughter. Scanning through the planet and mission information, you notice there isn't a single thing he's said that's true.

"You...ugh! Kriffin asshole!" You complain, throwing the data pad down into his lap. "So, you just lied about everything!"

"I really expected you to see through it straight away. You should have seen your face." He positively beams at you, evidently proud of his own joke. Sitting back down you fold your arms, and pushing your foot against the console, spin your chair away to stare out of the window. Biting back your amusement, you contemplate how you let yourself fall for that so easily. You're almost a little proud of him for it as well.

"I don't want to talk to you for the rest of the trip." You try to keep your voice serious, but you know he can hear the laughter that you are trying desperately to hide. There's the sound of rustling fabric as he gets up, and a second later your chair is spun around. Poe kneels down and leans his arms on your legs, his eyes crinkling in the corners as he grins up at you.

"Are you annoyed because you fell for that or," He pauses with a tilt of his head as he studies you. "Are you annoyed because you don't get to see me naked?"

"Poe!" Heat flares across your face again as you look down at him. He looks up at you with an innocent expression.

"You're definitely blushing now." He observes with a soft smile. He opens his mouth to say more but a low beeping fills the cockpit, signaling a need for manual flight takeover as you reach your destination. Poe jumps back into his chair and takes over with practiced ease, while you take a moment to slow your stuttering heart.

After a quiet moment he speaks again, keeping his eyes trained on the transparisteel, taking you by surprise. "When we get back home I'm taking you on a date." It's a statement, not a question. You don't protest, but nor do you tell him about the flash of excitement you have at the prospect. Instead you simply turn your chair away, so he won't see the smile on your face. Yes, you had softened to Poe Dameron, just a little too much.

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[fluffytriceratops]

Let Her Go - Atsumu Miya

Note: Yet again another old hq imagine. This time featuring my bb Tsumu. Bit of an au, both Atsumu and [Name] are older in this one. I imagine they're in their twenties. Atsumu is a professional vb player at this point. Also- I know it says [Name] instead of Y/n, but I just haven't decided which one I like better yet. So until then, have both? Idk. Thanks for reading! <3

Warnings: mature language,

"Kiss me," She practically begged, her fingers were cold against his skin as she cupped his face in her hands. He watched as the tears rolled down her plump rosy cheeks.

"Atsumu, kiss me." She said again, pressing her forehead against his own. He squeezed his eyes shut, not having enough strength to watch her break before him.

"Don't do this. Please... Don't leave like this." Her voice cracked and the Miya twin flinched, inhaling shakily.

"I'm sorry," He whimpered, lifting his hands up to gently grasp her wrists. Atsumu slowly pulled her hands away from his face.

Opening his eyes once again, he forced himself to look down at her. "I'm sorry, [Name]. But I have to do this. And I don't think - I don't think I'll be able to leave if we.." He swallowed thickly, trailing off and not being able to finish his sentence. Silently hoping she would just understand where he was going with this. He didn't want to hurt her, but it had to be done.

Her face twisted into a look of pain as she ripped her wrists from his grasp. "Don't. You don't get to do that. You don't get to use and dump me, only to feel sorry for yourself! I have supported you and your career, I never made you once choose it over me! I went to all your games, even the practice ones! I was there for you whenever you needed me. And you -" A small sob slipped past her lips. [Name] shook her head, forcing herself to look down at her feet.

"You used me. You're leaving me here, while you go off to be a champion. What was I to you? Was I nothing? Does our relationship mean nothing to you?" [Name] reaches up and began to wipe at her tears roughly. Almost as if they burned her.

"No. No you know that I loved you-"

"Loved? Past tense. Nice. Real lovely of you." She yanked a hand through her hair, chucking bitterly.

"I didn't - [Name] please try to understand." Atsumu sighed, taking a step towards her. She took a step back in return.

"Understand what exactly, Atsumu? Please explain this to me, because I'm having a real hard time understanding your stupid and cowardly actions." Her tone was venomous and tongue sharp. She wasn't playing around anymore.

"Volleyball has always been my life. My number one goal. You came into my life unexpectedly, and it was great. For a long while I was happy to be with you. But then you became a distraction. You were turning into my number one. And I couldn't.. I can't  let that happen, [Name]. I promised myself I wouldn't let that happen. I can't have anyone holding me back, not my friends, not my family, not you. Volleyball is my dream, please, please try to understand. It won't work between us. I'm sorry."

She was silent for a good long while. Finally getting enough courage to look at him, her gaze was cold and piercing as she glared. "No. No obviously I'm the one who should be sorry. For holding you back and ruining your dream. Because apparently you can't play volleyball and love someone at the same time. Or maybe I'm just stupid and don't understand it. But then again my career means everything to me as well. And I was happy not being in a relationship. I was happy. Until you came along and fucked everything up for me." She jabbed him in the chest with her index finger, tongue clicking in annoyance.

"Fucking hell, Atsumu. I was happy, I was fine with my life until you waltzed into my heart like you fucking owned it. And now you just walk away? You throw me off to the side like I'm one of your petty fans? I won't do it, I won't have it. I won't let you make me feel like a piece of shit. You're the piece of shit. Not me." Her tears had returned and Atsumu could tell she didn't want to be crying right now. He wanted to reach out to her, to hold her in his arms one last time. But he knew there was no going back. His mind was made up. This was it.

"[Name]-"

"No. I'm done, you hear me? I'm the one breaking up with you. Go on your fucking trip, have fun, I hope you do well in your competition. I truly do hope you have a wonderful life. I hope that your dreams come true. Just know that I won't be here waiting for you when that happens. Don't even bother looking for me... Goodbye, Atsumu. I wish you the best of luck." Wiping at her face with the back of her hand, she turned around and began to walk away. And he let her.

He didn't bother stopping her as he watched her leave. Atsumu's eyes were locked onto the back of her until he could no longer see her. And even then, he stood there. Knowing he had just cut off the last person who truly cared. The one person he could actually see himself make a life with. Someone who could've been ten times more important to him than volleyball. He let her go.

[shuckinbeanz]

Older!Zenitsu Agatsuma HCs (150+ Followers Special!~)

warnings/notes: some Older!au hcs(and me being thirsty) about how i picture Zenny to be <3 there's no spoilers in here, but this assumes you know at least the minimum ab him. this includes (a few of, he may or may not have more 👀) his kinks, which are praise, impreg(breeding) & preg(preggers s/o does things to him), as well as consensual somno and a lil somethin' consensual somno-spicy. 🥴 as usual this is nsfw, so minors dni or imma 👏 virtual 👏 smacc 👏 u 👏

Underage characters are Aged Up!

MINORS 👏 DNI! 👏 AGE 👏 IN 👏 BIO 👏 OR 👏 DNI! 👏 Head on over to @candybowbeansies please for my SFW pieces, or be blocked if you interact here! 😇

part 1 of a 3-part 150+ followers special

older!zenzen beneath the cut <3

-I hc older Zenitsu as a hella lot more mature, having to build himself a facade over the years of his career.

-he is v bubbly tho

-lowkey...um...er...no spoilers in this au! but yea his confidence is obliterated HIS FACADE IS A FRONT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND THOSE INBETWEEN

-so give this poor man some lurb and compliment him over the moon and back!!1!1

-100% D(ude)ILF material

-appearance and voice

-he's 5'5 like Tanjiro was when he was younger(lets be realistic ya'll boys tend to stop growing in height at 16 maybe a lil more after😂)

-i think he's the type to keep his hair short. he grooms himself! shaves the face stubble(blonde bb looks hawt with it tho…) and keeps the pubes neat, not too short where it will rash

-YES the carpet matches the drapes! hes an electrocutie ffs

-i can totes imagine his body hair a couple of tones darker than the hair on his head

-his voice is definitely deeper than when he was 16. his voice is warm, and his laugh is as equally as warm with a husky undertone. and his morning voice? consider my panties drop'd.

-his thang 😩

-hes a little longer than average, maybe 7.5 inches?

-hes got a few bulging veins at the base of his cock

-theres a pleasant bulge on the underside of it

-and it tilts upwards and to the right a lil bit 😩

-his balls are biggish but can be held in the palm of your hand

-they have a few sensitive bulging veins so play with them 😩

-he has a relatively short refractory period

-(some of? 👀) his kinks 😩

-PRAISE KINK, HALLELUJAH!

-just fucking praise him! all the fucking over! nothing will fluster him quicker than praise! and compliments! just don't overdo it and make it sound fake

-fucking tell him he's strong and God 😩 you love it when he puts you in a mating press and rails you 🥴

-compliment his PRETTY MOANS and THROATY GRUNTS

-tell him HOW SEXY his blissed out face is when he cums for the nth time 🥵

-OVERSTIMULATION

-man can't get enough of the pain and the pleasure

-it literally DRIVES HIM NUTS

-which bleeds into his

-IMPREGNATION AND PREGNANCY KINKS

-what can I say?!!? MAN WANTS KIDS 💞

-as many kids as you will let him have!

-he will literally worship you and the ground you walk on!

-man will 120% be at your EVERY FUCKING BECK AND CALL during pregnancy(ies) every minute he's home from work!

-no MATTER how weird it gets!

-to be able to see your belly grow with his kid(s) is his life's happiness! (it does THINGS.... to him)

-and if you decide to have more than one

-HE DOES THIS FOR EVERY CHILD and he won't stop! 😭

-cuz you're his freaking angel sent from heaven, and he is completely and PERMANENTLY whipped!

-CONSENSUAL Somnophilia

-okay so man has this thing for being fucked

-AND A TENDANCY FOR FUCKING(ill speak ab this in a bit)

-in his sleep

-man is akin to a breeding sex machine 🥵

-high blood pressure means he always has morning wood

-as this is a consent blog yall have consented to this beforehand!

-give him a morning handjob, you'll soon find him fucking your fist

-or engulf him in your wet gooey heat

-his hands wander and grope firmly

-or flick your tongue on his slit he'll release the most beautiful sounds

-mans shuddering moans and soft whimpers are 👁👄👁👌

-but beware, sleeping Zenitsu has a mind of his own 🥵

I'll graciously leave the rest to your imagination until part three. 👀

[chaussetteblanche]

part two of “i just want an answer, goddammit!”

pairing: jj maybank x reader

summary: jj finds out about why you left the OBX

word count: 1′892 

warnings: swearing, sad jj, angst, also i wrote this in the dark and could barely see my keyboard so forgive any typos

requested: "omg can i request a pt. 2 to the fic about the reader getting a death threat and leaving JJ. Maybe something about him finding out why she really left?" by @mylovewasbulletproof​ thanks so much for requesting bb!!!

JJ sat on the edge of Y/N's bed, his head between his hands as he shook with silent sobs. He couldn't believe she'd left. That she'd left him. He remembered all those late night on that same bed where she had promised she was there, that she would stay and that he was safe. 

JJ lay with his head buried in Y/N's stomach, his arms wrapped around her waist as they lounged on her bed. Her fingers ran rhythmically through his hair, grounding him as his thoughts spiraled into darker and darker places. He choked another sob and Y/N hummed.

"I'm here, J, I'm here and I'm never letting you go. You're safe,"

JJ wanted to laugh. Empty words. Broken promises. She had let him go. She was a ray of sunshine in his otherwise heavy-clouded life. And she had left. He got up and ran a hand over his face, wiping his tears away with his fists. He shoved his phone into his back pocket and headed to the Château. He threw the front door open and marched inside, not noticing the dark looks covering the three other teens or the heavy atmosphere in the room.

"You know what I'm feeling like? I feel like a kegger. Man, I'm talking alcohol, girls, weed-"

"JJ," Pope said softly, standing up. The blond turned to him.

"What is it?" he noted the sad looks and red eyes, "Why do you all look like you've just attended a funeral?"

"JJ, Y/N left..." Kiara murmured, looking up at him with a tear-streaked face. JJ felt the knot in his stomach tightening even more with his friends' words. He pinched the bridge of his nose and closed his eyes, desperately trying to keep the tears at bay. His friends cautiously looked over to him. Without Y/N to keep him sane, who knew how JJ would act?

"She wrote us all a leter," John B breathed, handing his best friend a small yellow enveloppe. JJ took it carefully between his fingers. "We'll give you a second to read it, bro," the curly-haired boy added before squeezing his shoulder and walking out of the house, Kiara and Pope right behind him.

JJ sank down onto the old, creaky couch, his hands trembling in front of him. He let out a shaky breath, biting down on his bottom lip harshly. He pressed a kiss to the enveloppe, closing his eyes as he breathed in the scent of new paper he knew Y/N loved so much. Then he tore the top open and pulled out a piece of paper.

To my love, my one and only, my beautiful, beautiful JJ,

I want to start this seemingly horribly cheesy letter by saying that I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I know I made so many promises that I won't end up keeping and I'll never forgive myself for it. I love you. Please remember that. Please, even if you want to hate me, then hate me, but please, don't forget that I love you. I always will.

I had to leave. I was being threatened by a gang I joined a while back, when I was desperate for some quick cash. It was stupid and I see that now. It's too bad it's too late. After selling a few drugs here and there, I wanted to stop. I'd gotten enough money for a while and didn't want to continue risking my life and freedom. They didn't like it too much and gave me twenty four hours to leave the Outer Banks. I knew I had to go. Even if they didn't kill me, they could hurt you or one of the others. I couldn't deal with that. You know that.

So I decided to leave. I'm so sorry it had to end this way. I love you, but please don't let me hold you back. You need to find yourself someone who loves you just as much as I do, if not more. Don't settle for anything less, you don't deserve it. I don't think I'll come back. I don't want to risk putting anyone in danger.

I have a new number. I attached it to this letter only. Please, only use in case of an emergency. A life or death situation. Or if you're on the run. Please don't try to contact me otherwise, it could put you in danger.

I love you.

- Y/N Y/L/N

JJ's whole being shook with loud sobs as he finished the letter. How had he not noticed? How had he not known you had gotten involved in such thing? He couldn't believe himself. He let out a strangled yell and punched the wall next to him with all his strength. Memories flooded his mind like the tsunami of despair he was currently drowning in. 

"Oh, you're so gonna get it!" a ten-year-old Y/N yelled, rushing forward to jump onto the blond boy in front of her. He grinned, showing off a missing tooth and fell down with the girl's weight. He grunted then squealed at the feeling of the cold milk being spilled upon his body. You grinned wickedly at him from above, emptying the bottle onto him. The teacher gasped at the girl's actions and ripped the milk bottle out of her grasp.

"Y/N!" she scolded, waving her finger in the young girl's face, "you can't just spill milk on everyone that annoys you!"

"I can too!" Y/N argued loudly, crossing her arms over her chest and glaring up at the old woman. She glanced back down at a milk covered JJ and offered him a small smirk. That was the beginning of a very long frienship.

JJ let out a heart wrenching cry, pulling at his hair. His friends rushed back into the house and immediately crowded around him. But it wouldn't stop. The memories just kept coming.

"Don't listen to him," a twelve year old JJ said as he plopped down next to Y/N on the school floor, "you're really pretty. He's just an idiot,"

"You really think so?" she sniffled, wiping at her nose and eyes with the sleeve of her sweater. 

"Yeah," the blond nodded, "you're probably the prettiest in, like, all of America!" he claimed, gesticulating wildly.

"Right after Beyoncé," Y/N chuckled, her tears finally dry. JJ felt a burst of pride at this. 

"Yeah, right after Beyoncé... But you can't beat her, so really, it's like if you were the first," he explained wisely. Y/N seemed to consider this for a second before breaking out a huge grin. She bumped her shoulder into his.

"You're so full of shit," she laughed. JJ didn't mind passing as a liar for once. One day, he would tell her what he really felt.

He was now laying his head down on Kiara' thigh, lips trembling with his continuous weeping.

"Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing, huh?" a seventeen-year-old JJ asked aggressively, pulling Y/N off a cute Touron. The boy raised his hands up in surrender and took a step back.

"Sorry, man, didn't know she was taken," he apologized before walking away, shaking his head.

"What the fuck?" Y/N nearly shouted. "What are you doing?!"

"He was all over you!" JJ defended, frowning.

"So? Maybe I was okay with that! Maybe I even liked it!"

"What- it wasn't like that, Y/N,"

"How the fuck would you know? You're too busy sucking some girl's face off every other night to notice anything!"

"That's different,"

"Is it? Because the way I see it, you can have every girl you want, but I can't have just one good fuck!"

"Jesus, Y/N-"

"Don't Y/N me, I'm out of here. Come talk to me when you're ready to apologize for being a stupid asshole," she grunted, storming off the beach. John B whistles lowly. JJ sighed.

He remembered that night perfectly. It was the night he realized that what he felt for Y/N wasn't as simple as friendship, or physical attraction. It was something much deeper. It ran in his veins and ignited whenever she was close. He'd been stupid to not have seen it before. it was her. It had always been her.

"I'm sorry," he mumbled about a week later, standing out her front door.

"What are you sorry for?" Y/N raised an eyebrow, arms crossed over her chest.

"For being a stupid asshole?" he asked tentatively, a small smile on his lips. Y/N huffed a small sigh before giving in and pulling him inside, out of the pouring rain. 

"You wanna tell me what actually happened?" she asked, handing him a towel to dry himself. He blushed and looked down, mumbling a few incoherent words. "Sorry?"

"I was jealous," he repeated, louder this time.

"Excuse me?"

"I was jealous of him. All over you. It was sickening, really," he said, grimacing at the memory of his hands on Y/N's hips.

"Why- why would you be jealous of him? He's nothing compared to you, J, you're so much more-" she cut herself off, cheeks reddening by the second.

"So much more what?" the blond pushed, taking a step forward. Y/N didn't back up. She stood her ground.

"You know what I mean," she mumbled, looking down at her feet.

"Say it," JJ demanded softly. Y/N sent him an unamused look before pushing her lips onto his. 

That was their first kiss. It had been the first of many. And Y/N had unsurprisingly initiated it. He would never get another kiss from her. Never.

They were now both eighteen. JJ's lips trailed down Y/N neck as he pushed her back against the closed door of John B's room. She let out a few pants of his name, her hands coming up to carress his hair and tug lightly at his roots. JJ let ouf a soft moan, his hands slipping underneath the thin fabric of her shirt and tracing small shapes on her sides. He moved his head back up to caputre Y/N's lips in a kiss again, her teeth grazing his bottom lip.

"You're so beautiful,"

JJ's eyes fluttered closed as she took a step forward and pushed him down onto the bed, straddling his hips. She leaned down and pulled his shirt off, discarding it somewhere in the room. Her hands traced the muscles of his stomach and chest, soon followed by her tongue.

"Hey, guys- OH MY GOD, SORRY!" Kiara slammed the door shut, covering her eyes and groaning about her innocence. JJ laughed at Y/N's horrified expression. Her cheeks had turned adorably red and her eyes were wide, lips parted open.

"Mood killer, much," she muttered, sheepishly getting off her boyfriend's lap. JJ laughed and took her hand, pressing it to his lips.

"We'll make up for it later on," he promised, winking dramatically. Y/N laughed.

One of JJ's favourite things to do (except for Y/N herself) was to make her laugh. The way her lips would part to reveal her pearly white teeth, her cheeks growing slightly. The sound that would escape her throat was his favourite song.

And now he would never get to hear it again.

[aprillikesthings]

Man I got through that last one fast

s4 ep8 Boys' Night Out

(This one took way longer but also I stopped partway through bc Mal the cat had zoomies and I must appease him with the laser pointer)

ALSO this ended up with multiple Our Flag Means Death references, you're welcome

Glimmer etc. save a bunch of sea elf people from a little village as Hordak destroys it, roll intro

Apparently Double Trouble is refusing to tell them anything more

also they're still arguing about Glimmer going off on her own

also Mermista is taking a long bath and eating all the ice cream in Bright moon apparently

But yeah more arguing with Glimmer, and specifically getting mad at any hint of Adora telling her what to do

Which reminds me of a quote I copy/pasted into my fic notes (I do not remember where I got it I just know Nate said it)

"I think Adora has a huge character flaw where when she feels responsible for someone, she'll do anything to protect them to the point of fencing them in and accidentally taking away their agency. She thinks this is something that she's supposed to do, and I don't think she's fully addressed this part of herself. Catra and Glimmer think it comes from her ego, but she was raised to believe she was only worth anything to anyone if she was useful to them, so really she's just trying to prove herself to them. To prove that she's worth existing, even."

and like

ouch

but yeah it's hardcore on display here

Swift Wind invites himself along lol

lol

Hordak is a big dick, is gonna try to conquer more of Etheria himself so he looks all badass when Horde Prime shows up, orders Catra back to the Fright Zone

and she's stressed out and smooths out her hair D:

the bit of this character being asleep, getting elbowed awake, and iMMEDIATELY starting to play is so funny

why does Swift Wind know the words

new headcanon: Sea Hawk was a stripper at some point

*adds to "this wasn't meant to be a Sex Joke...probably"* collection

THE PHRASING DOESN'T HELP

Look I make so many jokes about cartoon bondage, and here Sea Hawk PAID SOMEONE TO TIE HIM UP AND PRETEND TO KIDNAP HIM I just

I can't even add to that lolol

something something insert "Our Flag Means Death"-based joke here

Swift Wind: I will contact Adora via MAGIC

back to Bright Moon

Adora: "what is going on with you? I know things are bad right now, but we can fix it!" Glimmer: "Why is that always your answer to everything!" Adora:

If you don't let me fix it I HAVE NO WORTH OR VALUE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Glimmer: we haven't fucking fixed a god damn thing and shit is getting WORSE Adora: WELL YEAH BC YOU WON'T LET US HELP YOU,

Swift Wind: "She hung up on me!"

IS IT GONNA BE KARL

playing Sea Hawk was probably fun in general but he did in fact make seagull noises

omg it is Karl

okay so Admiral Scurvy is just like I WANT MONEY which brings me back to asking WHAT CURRENCY ARE THEY FUCKING USING

mopey kitty. do you need laser pointer zoomies, too

oh no she doesn't know Scorpia has left and is pouring out her heart not realizing nobody is listening

"Listen, I'll kill you if you tell anyone this, but...I thought winning would be different. Or at least more...I don't know, fun?"

poor bb

Back to the boys: the Horde paid their ransom 😬

oh god this is great

but also Glimmer and Adora are having a screaming match and Glimmer punches LOW, including the line "Maybe your best isn't good enough! If it was, my mother would still be here!"

I took a screenshot of Adora's face in response but I can't post it it's too sad

but anyway, bigger things to worry about

Mermista: "The boys are in trouble!!"

oh hey I remember that scene

Bow: Friendship takes work!!

that is a very good point

also let's face this episode exists in part just so we get to have an episode in which three male characters get rescued by three women :D

okay I like Mermista's song ngl

omg the double meaning of "fight with friends" catching up to them near the end of the song

and Catra goes looking for Scorpia and goes into her room and

omg this is so funny and cute

I forget where I read it (I've gone through so many interviews etc at this point omgggg) but iirc the note just says "sorry"

Back on the ship: Glimmer reaches out to try to talk to Adora--who smacks her hand away and stomps off

😬 oh boy

ADORA GOD DAMMIT

Mermista and Sea Hawk are still singing and having a good time, Bow stares off into the distance singing along, end of episode

...I took way more screenshots than I expected on this one lol

[ipurpleyou1993]

My thoughts on:

Rookie Historian Goo Hae Ryung

Starring: Cha Eun Woo/Shin Se Kyung/Lee Ji Hoon/ Park Ki Woong

- Stand up for what you believe in. I think this is very important. People usually take advantage of those who are weak. So make your stand - especially if your boundaries and rights are being poked.

- Sometimes, being different is okay. Averting the community's standards is okay too. Why be like everybody else when you can be yourself?

We do not have to compromise our identity to match other people's standards. ✅😊💯

- Let us be each other’s support system. Let us value encouragement over discouragement. If someone wants to sing/dance/act/write, let them. Let them find what they are passionate about and support them.

Encouragement and kindness are free.

- Equality has come a long way. 👍🏻

The series is set during the Joseon Era where the status of women depended on who they marry. They are practically born to serve men during this time. So, I’ve come to appreciate the liberties we have now more than ever.

- Do your part. Do not be afraid when you are just doing what you are supposed to do.

- Adapt to the changing times. Change is the only thing that is constant. Let's all move forward with lessons from the past. 💜

- Wouldn't it be nice... if the world was Cadbury? Char! Hahahaha! Wouldn't it be nice if someone makes the decision to let go of everything just to be with you? #SanaAll

It may sound cliché but it's really romantic - how two persons can come together to achieve everything together. Wouldn't this really be nice? 😊❤️🥰

- Safe to say, no matter what era we are currently in, women make the world a better place. HAHAHAHA!

The Gist:

The series depicts the story of two young individuals who, despite being in different social classes, fell in love against all odds.

Shin Se Kyung plays the role of Goo Hae Ryung. She is a quirky young lady from a noble family who enjoys reading a lot. In saying so, she works as a book-reader to noble ladies in her neighborhood to earn money. Although, due to her book preferences, she always ends up not getting paid.

During this time, women tend to enjoy books about cringy love stories - most of which are written by “Maehwa”. Hae Ryung, on the other hand, prefers western literature which usually end depressingly. Hence, the no-payment scenario.

Little did everyone know, Maehwa is the pen name of Prince Dowon Yi Rim (played by Cha Eun Woo). He is the King’s son who lives at Nokseodang - the most secluded area in the palace - where he stays with a eunuch named Sam Bo and 2 young court ladies.

Naturally, as a kid who never left the palace, he is very innocent, naive and gentle. He found writing as a means to pass time inside the palace. Thus, the inspiration for the novels he usually writes are the secret love affairs of eunuchs and court ladies.

Digging deeper into the conflicts inside the palace, the king and his right-hand man decided to request the hiring of female historians. They meant to spy on the queen dowager who seems to be plotting against them behind their backs by doing so.

This move took a turn when the crown prince - Yi Jun - approved the plea on the condition that the female historians should take the civil service examination for government employees and that their involvement should not be limited to the queen dowager but to ALL members of the royal family.

A lot of controversy rose as females were not allowed to hold any position in the government during this time.

Hae Ryung and Yi Rim's story start to blossom here - when Goo Hae Ryung decides to ditch her arranged wedding to take the civil service examination to work inside the palace as a female historian.

They are set to an adventure of finding out their real identities and the people behind their past experiences.

The rest is for you to find out. So, watch this. It will be worth your time. 👍🏻💕

What I liked about the series:

- I love how unconventional the theme of this series is. Well, it's a gender bender type of story. The aggressiveness of the female lead and the innocence and naivety of the male lead is fun and fresh. ❤️💕😍 It makes the story more interesting since it's different from the traditional sageuk we are previously acquainted to. 👍🏻😊❤️

- I was thrilled when I found out that Cha Eun Woo was casted here as the male lead. I grew fond of him when I watched My ID is Gangnam Beauty. He's such an eyecandy! 😍😍😍

Of course, in relation to his outstanding visuals, we get to see a glimpse of his beautiful physique *wink wink*

On a serious note, what I liked about him in this series is that he has a very demure personality. Rarely do we get to see men in sagueks who are effeminate - mainly because historical dramas are very patriarchal in nature (IMO, ✌🏻).

I also liked how his character really transformed from this very innocent prince to a very mature potential king. The character growth was well-displayed so it was very satisfying to watch. ❤️😊😍

His acting is one to praise as well. I could say that he has improved a lot in the duration of the series. You might find this hard to believe in the beginning. But wait til you see him in the last few episodes. You'll get to appreciate his improvement more. 😊👍🏻💯

Aaaaand, may I just say, the term "Face Genius" really works for the man. Well, who wouldn't love this BB's face? TELL MEEEEE! 💕😂😊

- I was impressed with the acting skills of Shin Se Kyung here as well. The role of Goo Hae Ryung suits her! Her portrayal of the character was so on point that it actually came out naturally. Good job! 👍🏻👌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I love how her character is so independent, responsible, intelligent, fun, aggressive (in a good way), lovable and just plain quirky with a sunshine-attitude. Like I said, I enjoyed seeing women do what is considered taboo in this particular era. It's something fun and interesting to watch. 💕😊👍🏻💯✅

In this day and age, I think we need more Goo Hae Ryung's in the world - someone who stands up for her rights; someone who is not afraid to do her part for the common good; someone who is not afraid of power; someone who does not bend over backwards for power; someone who is righteous and responsible.

Very few are blessed with this kind of courage. So, if you're one of these very few individuals, SALUTE!

Also, I love how she looks so elegant in a Hanbok. She's rocking the traditional outfit as if they were casual attires. No wonder she was part of the 2017 Hanbok PR Ambassadors. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

PO: I honestly think not all korean actresses look good in this traditional outfit. ✌🏻

- Their chemistry is 💯💕💕💕💕. They look good together. All their scenes made my heart flutter and skip a beat. 😍😍😍

- I like how the series tackled a bit about Christianity. There's this one scene that I really liked between Min U-won and another historian who was willing to let go of his position and to sacrifice his life for his religious belief.

I honestly appreciated my faith more because all this time (in my 26 years), I was and I am still reminded that all are equal - rich or poor - in the eyes of God. 💯😊✝️

- Friendship appreciation post: I loved how the friendship of the people in this series protected and cheered up each other.

It's always good to know that someone has your back - all the time. 😊✅💯

- Yo, I also loved the big reveal regarding the leads' identities. Goosebumps, everywhere! Especially...

SPOILER ALERT!

Especially when they confronted the king on the latter part of the series. Ooohweeee! Daebakkk!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

- Storywise, it's good. 💯

It talks about love, forgiveness, friendship, faith, loyalty, dignity and responsibility.

Kudos to the team for a job well done! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Cons:

- Okay... I have to admit, I did find the acting skills of Cha Eun Woo a little mediocre at the beginning. It was as if he wasn't ready for the role...

Some of his facial reactions were either exaggerated or repetitive... ✌🏻

But, let me tell you this. Do not let this bother you. He's got something in store for you on the latter part of the series. Do watch. 👍🏻😊✅

- I was a bit sad too when I heard that Cha Eun Woo was paired with Shin Se Kyung. My first impression on Shin Se Kyung is not that good. I honestly thought that her acting skill is not that impressive (Personal opinion, friends ✌🏻)

I have watched her in The Bride of Habaek and I was quite disappointed. Same with The Girl Who Sees Scents. 😔

But then again, all more reason to watch this because she really showed off what she's capable of. I've come to love her here because her acting prowess was showcased beautifully! 💕👏🏻👍🏻

- Again with the villain predictability. One can say that this story has the usual sageuk villain. ✌🏻

Soundtrack:

Rookie Historian Goo Hae Ryung OST

My personal favorite is Fall in Luv by Henry. It's the first track in the link provided above. 👆🏻👆🏻

Highly recommended for those who want to stray from conventional dramas. This one's fun and really enjoyable! You won't regret it! 💯👍🏻😊

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#modern anime caters far too much to the self-destructive otaku lifestyle at the expense of other styles of anime

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

all I can say is with the events going on tonight, and I NEVER say this, I just do not fucking want to see fanfic about this shit just do not clown for once in your lives

36 notes • Posted 2021-01-07 00:42:34 GMT

#4

can’t wait for inevitably a transformers comic to have a decepticon combiner made of gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss 

52 notes • Posted 2021-04-25 17:42:47 GMT

#3

okay so funny story

Today was a horribly shitty and depressing day 

But then I get an SD Gundam kit in the mail, and here's the thing: I love SD Gundam kits. Cute little chibi robots always make me smile.

So I figure, okay, I'll bulid it. It won't take long.Then I open it and take out the parts, and I'm assembling it, wondering "huh, this seems pretty bare bones, pretty familiar, like I've built it before"

When I get to the last frame, and see a spring, and some spare parts, I'm like "Oh for fuck's sake" 

I built a version of this kit back in high school--a kit from 1988 

This kit is from 1999 THEY LITERALLY RERELEASED THE OLD KIT WITH A NEW CREST AND BACKPACK AND AK-47 and I showed it to my Gundam-loving friend and he's howling

and I'm like "huh how could this have happened"

and I check the gunpla wiki

ALL OF 1999's SD KITS WERE FROM 1986-1992  

RIGHT DOWN TO THE MINI BB GUNS.

here's the box art. note that the backpack is purple.

HERE IS WHAT IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE

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53 notes • Posted 2021-06-08 02:15:56 GMT

#2

the amount of callouts on this site over the pettiest bullshit is proof y’all never learned jack shit from the Satanic Panic.

Let me give you a short lecture as a horror fan.

Back in the 80s, the entire US got whipped up into a frenzy (and to an extent, in other countries too) about mass-murdering satanists. Who were apparently everywhere! It was like QAnon, but if everyone took it seriously.

Play D&D? Satan. Watch Saturday cartoons? Satan. Horror movies? Rock Music? ANYTHING NOT APPROVED BY THE PURITY POLICE? SATAN.

And you know who was driving all this shit? Terfs. Homophobes. Con men looking to make a buck. They shoved themselves into every discussion to try to get people to turn on whatever they didn’t like by making the wildest fucking accusations, all while no one was looking at their ranks (which turned out to have, shock of all shocks, a whole slew of pedos and abusers.)

So here I’m seeing people starting shit over not liking a fucking fictional character or an unpopular ship and READING ENTIRE FUCKING BLOG ARCHIVES FOR DIRT TO JUSTIFY SOME SALEM BULLSHIT.

Like no. Fuck you. Go outside and deepthroat some fucking grass. Just do it. Dee Snider didn’t insinuate Tipper Gore was into kinky shit in front of Congress when she was trying to get Twisted Sister banned for y’all to just start going “I saw Goody Proctor not simping for tumblr sexyman/girlboss #234324.”

THINK FOR YOURSELVES.

(Now obviously I’m not talking about R. Kellys and Weinsteins of the world. BUT YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT IN A PERSON JUST BECAUSE THEY SAID YOUR WAIFU WAS SHIT.)

58 notes • Posted 2021-09-19 00:41:41 GMT

#1

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When you first had started crushing on Pin as you started riding at Bright Fields when you were just children, you would have never imagined that six years later you would be there, lying on a luxurious bed in his arms and watching Netflix together from a huge tv mounted on the wall. Arthur had made you some evening snacks to enjoy while watching the movie, and the tray he had brought to you when you started the movie was now sitting by your side on the end of the king size bed, piled up with grapes, breadsticks, olives and various cheeses. You had to admit, such snacks made you feel like royalty too.

Pin had told his butler to go sleep early that night, insisting that you'd take care of the dishes. He had been working so hard for the whole day, and his exhaustion started showing on his face. He had thanked Pin, retreating to his room as Pin had pulled you to lie between his legs, your head against his chest and he wrapped his arms around your hips. That's how you had been watching the movie, occasionally snacking on food from the tray or resting your head on him, feeling safe and protected under his strong arms.

The movie was interesting, but you started feeling tired after you had watched half of it. Your eyelids became heavy and your eyes involuntarily closed as minutes passed by, and soon you had fallen into sleep against Pin's chest.

Pin didn't even realise you had fallen to sleep at first, too invested into the movie himself to notice. But as the ending credits began rolling and Pin put the movie away, you began to snore lightly. He held back a chuckle and gently laid you next to him, sneaking to the other side of the bed to take the now-empty tray and put it on the windowsill. He crept back on the bed, settling down beside you and stroking your hair with gentle fingers. You smiled in your sleep, snuggling closer to him and Pin wrapped his arms around you, smiling tenderly at you sleeping. 

Then finally, he let himself fall in slumber too, knowing there was no other place where he'd rather be right now.

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