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Finished Draculaura painting!

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chilchuck is so small. what if he fell in the bong and they smoked him

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chilchuck doing airport dad poses

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The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make

Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?

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an old jaytim i forgot to post

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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

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something has gone deeply wrong when "focusing pragmatically on issues you can influence and working to make life better for yourself and your community" is considered an unserious distraction while "endlessly exposing yourself to media about distressing situations you can't control" is considered political engagement

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I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

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reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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Hmm, this sounds familiar, but I can’t quite put my finger on why…

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just cast the fire spell. dip shit