#this woman carries around emotional support bottles of sinex
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the weird thing about living with a sibling you didn’t grow up with as adults is that you will literally act like siblings regardless and because you were raised completely different you will each think the other is the weirdest fucker on the planet. not sure how common this experience is but I could write a novel about all the weird ass shit my sister does. like refrigerating cosmic brownies and refusing to use tissues and instead blowing (literally) through toilet paper at a frantic pace. she literally keeps a roll on her desk and bedside table. tell me that isn’t serial killer level shit right there. I keep a box of tissues in the bathroom at all times and I constantly remind her that she’s free to use them but she seems to be under the impression that her nose produces so much snot that she’ll go through them way too fast. girl you have a deviated septum you don’t have an open geyser on your face!!!! it’s not the boogers making you unable to breathe it is your own damn nose!!!!!
#this woman carries around emotional support bottles of sinex#guarantee she has plenty of beef with me too#but the difference is that I KNOW I’m weird and I’m just kinda like Yeah What About It#whereas she thinks she’s normal and she thinks she knows everything about everything#she really is our dad’s twin in that regard. and boy howdy am I a carbon copy of my mother#sorry I swear I love my sister it’s just so bizarre#I’m so looking forward to moving in with my partner next year#I am CERTAIN we’ll be so much better living together than my sister and I are
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