#this was of course inspired/stolen from that one Joe Lycett bit
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swanfireprincessmydear · 5 months ago
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Henry: Dad, I've got something to tell you. I'm gay. Neal: Okay. Henry: Wait. You're not mad? Neal: No, why would I be? Henry: Come on, give me a story! Punch me! *Silence* Henry: I'm taking drugs! Neal: *Shrugs* Don't tell your mothers. Henry: You know, I don't think Freddie Mercury was actually that great of a perfo- Neal: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
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