#this was late but shhhhh

[frownyalfred]

so with some bad math we can technically arrive at the conclusion that Lex Luthor is only richer than Bruce Wayne on paper because he doesn’t spend money on being Batman/the Justice League/donating to charity in Gotham, which is really just an elaborate way of saying Bruce Wayne has friends + hobbies and Lex Luthor really, really doesn’t.

[jsheios]

Stay fresh

[themisterhip]

🏖️VACATIONS!🏖️ "Expectation" VS "Reality" -

He's just a nerd. Wants to be cool but can't hang around the ladies TwT

[pocketpencils]

𝙸𝚗𝚞𝙺𝚊𝚐 𝚆𝚎𝚎𝚔 𝙳𝚊𝚢 4: 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚜

@inukag-week

[coddda]

My heart on a silver platter, for even a glimpse of yours.

Lawlight Week Day 5: Cannibalism

Alt crop (because I'm really indecisive LOL)

[wolfstar-truther]

gay people can’t end situationships normally they gotta say some shit like “it was affection that held us together” and proceed to form a cult

[orkidays]

got interrupted while editing

dnf week: chains

[hayden-christensen]

Some things can't be forgotten.

OBI-WAN KENOBI: PART IV dir. Deborah Chow | released June 8, 2022

[wordsofwilderness]

First Time for Everything

Inspired by this post by @drowninginthoughts27

Day 11: Role reversal (Trans James and cis Regulus with a dash of first time) - Jegulus Kinktober - @jeguluskinkoberr - 1.175 words - EXPLICIT

Regulus’ hands roamed over James’ bare chest, his mouth firmly attached to James’. They were on Regulus’ bed, James sitting up against the headboard, with most of their clothing already thrown about on the floor. Regulus pressed his knee up against James’ crotch. Groaning into the kiss, James rubbed the wet patch of his boxers against Regulus’ leg.

Emboldened by the reaction, Regulus honked a finger into the elastic band of James’ boxers.

James paused his movements, separating their lips to ask, “You’re sure you want to do this?”

Regulus’ voice had a bit of an edge when he said, “Yes, James. I’m sure.” They had talked about Regulus wanting to try this several times before, but it had always been more about the idea—how hot the thought of it was.

“You’re all tense, love,” James murmured, a hand brushing over Regulus’ cheek.

“Nerves,” Regulus explained, glancing away. With a knuckle under Regulus’ chin, James tilted his face back and raised an eyebrow. With a sigh, Regulus hedged, “What if I’m bad at it?” Even with the amount of research he’d done, there was bound to be something he had missed. He’d subjugated himself to straight porn for this. The length he’d go to figure out how to eat out his boyfriend. With learning to suck dick, he’d at least had the advantage of having one.

“Then you’re bad at it,” James said, shrugging. With a wink, he added, “And I’ll be your willing subject if you ever want to get better.”

“Just give me pointers, right?” Regulus said. He’d like to avoid needing to have another chat with any of the girls about this, it was bad enough they’d most likely be asking for an update at some point.

Dorcas had been little help, the long speech she’d given about flowers—while clearly holding in her laughter at Regulus’ expression—had been cryptic at best. When he’d asked Pandora, she’d simply recommended going to Lily, since she was good at it. Regulus wasn’t going to question in what way Pandora had acquired that piece of information. Speaking to Lily of all people did actually prove informative, though it had by far been the most mortifying conversation of his life. Oh, how he wished books had the answers to all his questions.

“Of course, love,” James replied with a smile, lifting his hips to let Regulus tug his boxers off.

Regulus settled between James’ spread legs, heart hammering in his chest. It was no secret between them that Regulus was very into James’ muscular thighs, but having his head between them was something else entirely. His dick twitched against the fabric of his boxers, begging to be touched. He kept his hands on James’ thighs. He couldn’t afford to lose focus now, not if he wanted to do this properly.

Regulus leaned in. Right, he could do this, he’d prepared for this. Spreading James’ folds with two fingers, he licked a strip up between them, experimentally. James was already plenty wet from their prolonged, heated snogging session. A sour tang with a sweet undertone played on Regulus’ tongue, not a hint of the saltiness he was used to when going down on someone.

Above him, James hummed, weaving his hand loosely into Regulus’ hair. This he at least knew—a comforting touch. He could imagine how James’ hand would grow tighter as James descended into pleasure, keeping Regulus right where he wanted him. And true enough, James’ hand jolted as Regulus’ tongue ran over his sensitive bundle of nerves. It was larger than in the diagram Regulus had found in the library, a suspicious stain on the page, making him put it right back instead of checking the book out.

Regulus pressed his face closer, his tongue repeating its trail ending with at James’ most sensitive point each time. He catalogued each of James’ hitched breaths, and how James’ fingers pulled at his curls. “Regulus,” James hummed, tugging on Regulus’ hair to keep his mouth where it finished its path upwards. “You’re doing so well,” he murmured, running his fingers over Regulus’ scalp.

Encouraged by the praise, Regulus wrapped his lip around the sensitive, protruding bud. Sucking lightly, he was met with a moan falling from James as his hips jerked. Well, at least a fraction of his dick-sucking skills seemed to be transferable.

“You can use your fingers, baby,” James directed softly. Regulus pushed a finger into James’ wet heat, marvelling at the ease of it. He thrust it in and out a few times, glancing up to gauge James’ reaction. “One more? And you need to curl them against the wall,” James instructed, “There’s an area right at the entrance that feels a bit rougher, that’s the sensitive bit.”

At least Regulus’ blush from James’ corrections was thoroughly hidden. Was it really too much to ask that he’d be perfect at this the first time around? But for James, he’d brave the embarrassment.

He added another finger, dragging his fingertips along James’ walls each time he withdrew them. True enough, there was a patch that was rougher than the rest.

“Fuck. Just like that,” James groaned as Regulus began to develop a rhythm.

The praise went straight to Regulus’ dick, twitching in his boxers as he redoubled his efforts. With a whine, he took James’ bundle of nerves back into his mouth. Getting the hang of fingering James while eating him out was an electrifying experience. He chased James’ praise, a shiver going through him as the words began to get muddled up by moans.

James’ thighs shook on either side of Regulus’ head. Above Regulus, James was a mess of whines and moans, the pitch of his voice rising as he approached the edge of his orgasm. Tightening his hand in Regulus’ hair, James’ hips jerked up as a loud cry fell from his lips. He ground down on Regulus’ fingers as he came. Regulus did his best to manage the onslaught of movement and his need to breathe to not ruin James’ orgasm.

Eventually, James’ frantic movement stopped as he collapsed back against the headboard of the bed. Carefully, Regulus extracted himself from between James’ legs, looking up at his boyfriend. His eyes closed behind his glasses, his chest rose and fell as he tried to catch his breath. Still bathing in the afterglow, his head lulled to the side as he opened his eyes, meeting Regulus’ eyes with a wide smile.

“See? You did brilliantly. No need to worry,” James grinned, reaching out to cup Regulus’ blushing cheek. A finger running over Regulus’ wet lips, James hummed under his breath, “Such a pretty mess.”

With his face soaked and hair surely in complete disarray after James’ hand, Regulus didn’t doubt it to be true. A needy whine fell from his lips without permission, his own needs making themselves known now that James’ was taken care of.

The corners of James’ lips perked up. With a tug on the hem of Regulus’ boxers, he said, “Let me return the favour?”

[lesbian-gnome-village]

GLOW WEEK DAY 5: Family/Friends

Today, I bring you fluffy, cheesy comics. Tomorrow, who knows? For real though, I was considering doing an angsty comic about Steven and Connie discussing their parenting anxiety due to neither of them having the best childhoods, but I just couldn't do it to myself after already having kind of a rough week. Either way, I'm pretty happy with how this came out!

[3cosmicfrogs]

enough girlboss, time for girlfailure

[itsrainingrabbits]

@zelinkcommunity Thank you so much for hosting this event, even though I'm a thousand years late! But I still wanted to participate bc...zelink...them... let's pretend Zelda's face is in the right perspective pls :> for her sake!/j

[sandypelo]

mk is the best revival character idc . i love it when girlz are up to mischief . she and julia were yuri ing lesbianism and stuff

mkulia song yippeee !

[sapling-clangen]

Moon 26

First of all, thank you for all of the encouraging words in the notes of the previous moon! I really appreciate it!

Mole has joined the clan! And Kestrelrip's single kit, Mistlekit, is born!

Moon 0

Moon 25 - Moon 27

[freshvanillapng]

my entry for week one of @shepscapades hermitcraft character design event!!

this is scar as a wild magic sorcerer who is convinced he's a wizard. the design is based off his elven look from early s9 (i miss that skin sm,,,,,) - and of course jellie as his familiar

[rotten-gal13]

Val Velocity is the type of person to give trick-or-treaters boxes of raisins on Halloween