#this was in da drafts but im posting anyways look at!! US!!

[imageingrunge]

Update on my emperor solo romance run- at this point im just failing upwards as bhaalspawn i failed to stop isobel from getting kidnapped so the slayer got forced on me by the butler 😓 and the first time i transformed was in front of the emperor in the astral plane....everyone had a lot to say after that

But look at us who would've thought .... not me :)))

[skyburger]

i had a thought but i forgot it and now im sick pf trying and failinh to remember it so im just thinkinh about playinh loddlenauts again now aoighhuggghhh i brought my switch up to my room even tho im tired as fuck amd went ohhhh ill play for a bit before i sleep and then it had been two hours so when i went 2 get water i left my switch downstairs which was definitely the right choice becausr i reeeeeaally wamnq play more rn even though im strugglimg to keep my eyes open i dont know what it is about it but its like cleaning simulator on roblox kinda if you ever played that but you its under da sea and u get to befriend these little creature things called loddles thats why the game us called that and its awesome its the bedt game ever. u can make toys for them and pet them and flash your diving helmet lights at them and theyll flash their little cheek lights back at u and theyre so awesomr. i asked my brother what to name the first one i found and he said bobert (my sister suggested harvard first for some reason) so his name is BOBERT!!!!!! in all caps causr i turned it on by accident and theres 6 exclamation points bevause the charaxter limit for nicknames is 12 idk why i remember that. im like obsessed with this game dude i saw it on the switch news tab of new games and it mustve been like right after the switcg port released becsuse there was only a japanese version of the news post so i couldnt read most of it but i saw the art abd went phhh this looks cute! and i watched the trailer and bro i was fucking CAPTIVATED. and i finally had money 2 buy it (i got some money before today but i bought the replacement gamecube controller weve needed for ages first) so i bought it yoday cause i asked my sister and she eas like yes this looks so fun. i tried to convince her to play car turning simulator but she was like do not fucking buy that i will not play it (even though i think if she played it itd be the kinda game she gets way too invested in beating a <- AHAHAHAAAAAA MY PHONE DIED AND TOOK LIKE 20+ MINUTES TO RESSURECT BUT MY UNSENT POST SAVED THANKCOD...... i thiught i might fall asleep while thathappened but i perserveres vecause id be soooo annoyed if tumblr saved my draft after my phome died but i lost it again cause i fell asleep bwfore i could get it ect ect anyway i just finished rewatcging sagan hawkes' "creepy dinosaur game" video which os very cool i like it a lot :) im 4 eel abt to fall asleep like holy mackerel im so tired but omg i forgot its saturday today YAAAAY I HAVE ALL OF SUNDAY TOOOOO i spent like 76.4% of today thinking it was sunday anyway yeah i need to shut up or ill keep talking 4ever so thsts all 4 now fellas. (markiplier voice) thank you everybody so much for reading and i will see You in the next post. buh-bye!!! 👋

pic unrelated i just like to add images 2 post. images are pretty cool dontcha think. Peace & love

[perkvpsvcho]

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ontem eu tava assistindo candela e escrevendo meus surtos no bds, só pro meu notebook travar e eu perder TRÊS HORAS worth de comentários hilários...... not taking that chance again, pq essa porra aqui salva os posts como draft pelo menos. so.

NÃO MAS uns dias atrás eu vi o aniversário do ronin e (um dia antes do matt e eu, diga-se de passagem), ele veio NO DIA da transmissão de um ep da c2, horas antes deles ficarem live..... aí esse tempo todo eu tava me perguntando se a laura ia falar alguma coisa, quando ia ser, pq com as minhas contas, o ep que eu tava vendo tava em março e ???? aí no ep que tô vendo agora (o ep que a marisha se fode espirrandoKKKKKKKK iconic), ela FINALMENTE anunciou que tá grávida e agradeceu ao sam por estar escondendo a barriga dela esse tempo todo........... eu tô com raiva que não percebi, mesmo sendo praticamente impossível pela altura da mesa )o) ALSO ela 300% foreshadowing o nascimento do filho??? a mulher é uma bruxa! anyway vamos lá assistir a marisha lascando uma costela

BEAU WITH GOGGLES BEAU WITH GOGGLES

BEAU DOESNT CARE SHE LOOKS LIKE A NERD

...do you want me to see thru your clothes? this fucking lesbian

jester your laura is showing!!!

oh

oh

o fjord puxando os googles da cara da beau TEM QUE TER na animação

O EFEITO DA VARINHA NA NOTT TBM KKKKKKKK

JESTER OFERECENDO O ANEL PRO CALEB ANDAR EM CIMA DA ÁGUA E NÃO TER QUE SE MOLHAR KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

NENHUM DELES VALE UM CENTAVO QUE SEJA

jester i see you romancing your player's husband

UGH JESTER IS SO MY FAVORITE THIS CAMPAIGN

man i miss ashley

my girls being cute

"it doesnt smell of blood and feces" sam e liam: YET

LIAM TEACHERS PET CONFIRMADO

JESTER BEST GIRL LETS GOOOOOOO

dmpc: What's your name? Travis: Fjord dmpc: Do you have a last name? Sam: Tough a mesa:

essas piadas com ford vão LONGE

the ruby of the sea is the best lay ever

[harp sounds] laura bailey

jfc from laughing hysterically to awful traumatic mommy issues background reveal moment I LOVE THIS TABLE

grrr saaammmm's mug

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT:

molly: extremely charming beau: very in shape BEAU. YOU FUCKING LESBIAN.

nott: are we sure we want to leave this place? people like us here jester: its only a matter of time before they dont lmfao

caleb: a todo mundo: INSIGHT CHECK

QUEBROU O CORAÇÃO DA NOTT EU TENHO CERTEEEEZAAA

marisha is a fucking beast e aí o matt leva ela pro hospital e termina preso dentro de um banheiro esse casal, sabe.........

how u doin bby

im dying babe how u doin

everybody's worried about marisha and thw whole time she's talking looking at matt

I'M GONNA GO TAKE CARE OF MY WIFE in the cutest most loving worried voice

LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO KEEP IT COOL [and failing] DOING THE ADS LIKE HES NOT LOSING IT BECAUSE HIS BABY IS INJURED

break gotta pee

MATT. IS. SO. CUTE. SHUT UP

HE FUCKING MOUTHED I LOVE YOU TO HER??????????? THIS FUCKING GUY im gonna kms

fut fut

wow... it took laura bailey being pregnant for me to think the belly is kind of cute? just dont think about it too much or its gonna backfire

nine [figures]? are they mightier than us tho?

omg we're fighting the ninja turtles

you have to be careful, we all have syphilis... EXTREME syphilis

37 POINTS OF DAMAGE ON ONE GUY

sam: oooh that's vax numbers

esse ambush TAMBÉM PRECISA ESTAR NA ANIMAÇÃO PQP

they havent had a bath in days, they kinda look like caleb

fucking love beau

marisha: this guy is our new gilmore liam: i am not seducing this person matt: you say this now marisha: 500 hours later we're fighitng gods with him

mds a marisha morrendo de rir e segurando as costelas

POOR MATTS SOUL

...eu ia só assistir esse,MASD A ASHLEY VOLTA NO PRÓXIMO FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE

[botwstoriesandsuch]

YES! POST THINGS! IM BORED!!!

Okie Dokie here you go!

The real reason I wanted an ask was because the original person who asked for this prompt isn’t in my inbox anymore...? Someone requested a one-shot about Revali failing at his gale, but I can’t find it in the inbox because I’m dumb/technology issues? (I think their name was trash mammal or something, idk). Anyway, here’s that, although I kinda, accidentally turned it into a character analysis of Revali...But an anon said that I apologize too much with requests. Therefore, I’m NOT sorry about that, I’m NOT sorry for the wait, and I’m NOT sorry that this is 3487 words long. Enjoy!

Edit: Sorry if the format looks weird on mobile, idk why!

The Pride of the Rito

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild

Revali x Reader

The night was bitter in more ways than one. The snow that tumbled down on the Flight Range was thick, leaving clumps of ice on the roof. The air was hazy, a silver atmosphere that commanded the winds to howl towards the sky. The rugged mountains that surrounded the area isolated him and the trench. The only thing that could be seen past the lingering snowstorm was the faint blue glow of Medoh in the sky, for even the stars were captured under the white, with not a twinkle in sight. Outside, the flurries rested on the tips of his feathers and beak, a delicate moment in the midst of his relentless training.

Again. Let’s do it again. I need to be more precise.  

Revali knelt on the edge, teetering between the solid ground and the emptiness below him.  

He brushed the tips of his wing against the rocks, the winds rushing between his feathers. His body relaxed for a moment, closing his eyes and feeling the air. Then, he tensed, stiffening his wings on either side, in a motion as if to summon something from the earth. Well, he was summoning something. The air, the wind, the movement, the authority to conjure a draft below him. The winds were now picking up, swirling violently and circling under him, he could feel his jade anklets clinking around from the rampant air.  

Keep going. Keep. Going. It needs to be stronger, faster. 

The falling snow was now alive, dancing around as they were swept into the hurricane-like entity that was now surrounding Revali. His braids were flapping in the air, his cream colored scarf billowing. The winds were now cutting, bitter cold nipping despite his feathered features. 

Now, up. Release with control, direct it upwards. Not all at once. Keep the energy. Follow through the whole way. Command the ascent. Steer the flow. This is it!

A shaky breath escaped him. A strange charge now filled the air. The winds, once turbulent, now suddenly stilled, seeming to wait for their cue. He could feel it still swirling, inside of him, ready to burst at any moment. Then, his wings, still strained on either side of him, gave a mighty flap. The air now roared back to life, swelling beneath him. 

A tornado, a great pillar of air, now released into the sky. 

And he flew

…straight into a rocky cliff. 

“ARGH–”

The wind, quite literally, was knocked out of Revali, as he connected with the rocky ridge. He dropped, and then fell on the ground with a thud. He laid there, aching for a moment, before letting out a deep sigh.

Revali started to move, slightly, just enough to get his head out of the dirt. Then he knelt on the ground, for what seemed like an eternity, contemplating. Finally, he got up. The Rito armor, now dusted with grey snow and rocky debris, had protected most of him, however, it couldn’t protect the blow to his confidence. He cursed under his breath.

It seemed that instead of streaming Revali towards the sky, the gale had pushed him back, sideways towards the surrounding cliffs. With another flap of his wings, he moved back towards the wooden hut, shaking his head.

He landed on the armrest of the balcony, making his way to a little oaken desk. Snatching his journal (astutely named The Diary of Revali, the Rito Legend) he started scribbling down notes. Of course, being so focused on recording his latest happenings, he failed to notice the Hylian sitting amongst the pillows and blankets behind him. Putting the rest of his thoughts onto paper, Revali turned around and was greeted by your smiling face.

“Gah! [Name]? What– when did…how long have you been here?” 

You gave a quiet chuckle.

“Just half an hour or so. A blizzard was coming in and I knew you would be out practicing again. Being stuck here, alone all night, isn’t really ideal. So…”

You moved the blanket off of you, spreading your arms wide as if to present yourself or pose. A cheeky grin on your face.

“Ta-da! Now you have company!”

Moving the leather strap around your shoulder, you tugged a satchel onto your lap. Digging through, you pulled out two sealed containers.

“Plus, I brought some spicy meat stew.” 

Revali shook his head, moving closer to the blankets, but not daring to sit down.

“That’s alright, I’m not hungry.”

Acknowledging, and subsequently ignoring his comment, you shoved the soup container towards his chest, forcing him to hold it. 

“What? You get full from eating the snow and pebbles from your fall just now?”

His eyes then narrowed, “I’m trying to train.”

“By starving and injuring yourself?”

“By perfecting my technique– Listen, [name], if you came here to distract me from my goal, I’m sorry to inform you that your efforts will be for naught.”

Revali turned around, placing the spicy meat stew on the desk. He started making his way towards the landing outside.

You have out a huff. Getting up to follow him, you tossed both of the containers back into your bag and started walking.

 “Instead of focusing on long forgotten spiritual magic, why don’t you just focus on being the best you, you can be?”

“Farore above, did you really just say that? Incredibly cliche, I expected more of you–”

“I was joking.”

“Hmm, we need to work on your sense of humour.”

Outside, the air stung on your cheeks. The snowstorm still clouded the sky, masking both the heavens and the earth in white. Shivering, you asked,

“Rito can already fly, can’t they?  This seems a bit redundant, you already have wings. What’s even the point of creating an updraft?”

Revali slowed his pace to give out a hearty laugh. In fact, he stopped outright, on the edge of the landing, the echoes of his laughter filling the air. At this point it wasn’t entirely clear if he was being sarcastic or not. You crossed your arms, he stopped when he met your stiff gaze.

“Oh, so you were being serious then…”

A familiar smug expression crossed onto Revali’s face. He hopped back onto the railing, perhaps so he could physically look down on you. He tucked his wings behind his back, leaning forward ever so slightly. A professor about to give a lecture. This should be good.

“Well, as understandable as it is that a Hylian couldn’t comprehend the benefits of such an ability, allow me to enlighten you. Rito style archery is the most superior in all of Hyrule for a multitude of reasons. The light crafting of the bow, the quick and efficient draw, our graceful movements and technique, 

“But most importantly…”

He took one foot of the edge, half hovering over the windy pit.

“…the ability of flight!”

Both feet were now off the railing. Revali dove head first into the abyss. While you knew he was probably going to be fine, instinct kicked in as you hurried to the edge to check on him. 

Snow still fell through the air, flurries were once again sticking to his feathers. But all he felt was adrenaline, along with the rush of air as he plummeted towards the bottom. Before hitting the watery depths, he unfurled his wings, catching the natural updrafts of the Flight Range. Now soaring towards the sky, Revali gave a few more mighty flaps to get even more height. 

Still on the landing, you watched as a blur of navy blue rose above the cliffs. Contrasting with the grey and silver landscape, the blur shot through the air. Then it hovered, just below the clouds, still as a leaf.

Above the Flight Range, Revali shifted the bow off his back, allowing it to drop. Repositioning his weight, he dove down to catch it with a practiced grip. Falling through the air, he flipped upside down, just for show. Taking arrows from his quiver, he knocked them into place. Three arrows, all at once, were released. 

Thud! 

Thud! 

Thud!

All made perfect contact with the bullseye, the blue luminescent paint on the targets showing evidence of Revali’s accuracy and precision. Revali fastened another round of arrows, drawing them back before letting them through the air.

Thud! 

Thud! 

Thud! 

Perfect, as should be expected of me.

Now, he was about halfway down in his descent. 

I think [Name] might be impressed if I warm up the place…

Taking the arrows near the bottom of the quiver, he took out three heavier bomb arrows. Round, scarlet heads held a good amount of gunpowder. Sparking them with a piece of flint on the arrow rest, the fuses were lit, and he let them loose. 

BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!

The once frigid air now subsided in the wake of three explosions. The colors of a sunrise clashed in the air, bits of the once turquoise targets nearly flung into your face. You ducked, the warmth of fire now filling the Flight Range. 

Revali spread his wings, catching the natural drafts once more, then settled back on the railing. 

“As you could see from my demonstration, taking to the sky allows for Rito to shoot our enemies without becoming a stationary target ourselves. However, you can only shoot for as long as you’re falling, and taking to the skies takes time.

“You can’t just flap your wings and get into the air immediately. That only works with natural updrafts, again, as I just demonstrated. An average Rito would have to start at an already elevated position, such as the landings in Rito Village, in order to gain enough momentum and height. Or, alternatively, use a long stretch of land as a runway, gaining height at an gradual angle.

He turned to face you, smirk still on his face.

“Both options take too long. You asked the significance of my ability? It’s the fastest way in all of Hyrule to take to the air. Instantaneous height, the ability to attack whenever, wherever. Thought impossible by everyone, but something that I have solely mastered.”

Or, will master, anyhow…

He strode towards you, bow returned to his back, wings, once again, folded behind him. He gave a deep bow.

You gave a polite clap, humoring his grand show.  

“Fantastic performance, Revali. Encore?”

“Tsk. If you came by more often I might consider it.”

Now it was your turn to put on a smirk. “Yeah, yeah. When I finish begging the elders to reward you with a statue, maybe I will.”

“I don’t want, nor need something like that.”

“Oh? But I have to reward you somehow…how about…”

You took out the stews from your satchel. Presenting it like a trophy, you held one out. Then, you tilted your head towards the hut with the pillows and blankets, as if to say, over there! You urged Revali again.

“You didn’t eat lunch, or breakfast!”

“Didn’t I just explain, a literal five seconds ago, how important it is that I practice my–”

“Aaaaaaand you can’t do that on an empty stomach, can you?”

You tried to catch his eye, maybe if he just looked at your eyes, you could get him to change his mind.

“You don’t need to put on an act around me.”

A jade eye shot up, meeting your gaze.

“I’m not–”

Revali looked at you, a new charge filled the air. 

“…fine. Just for a minute.”

. . . . .  

“Did you even attempt to heat this?”

“It’s almost midnight, and I made it at nine. You’re the one who decided to coop up here all day.”

Despite the temperature, the stew was delicious. For the last hour or so, he and you had been devouring in the flavorful dish. Apparently, it was an official recipe from Rito Stable. The meat, tender and soft, complemented well with a savory broth that you slurped every drop of. The spiciness tingled through your bodies, warming the both of you up. Outside, the blizzard was still present, but now less violent. A thin slice of the moon could be seen beyond the edges of the mountains. 

It was you who made most of the small talk with Revali, an incredibly rare occurrence since it was usually the Rito Champion who spoke for extended periods of time. He kept looking outside, near the cliff he had crashed into earlier. 

Damn, he’s really still stuck up on that, huh? You thought. 

Trying to change the subject to something that would get his attention, you piped up.

“So, the move you’re working on, what’cha gonna call it?”

Revali turned his head back at you. He fiddled with the spoon in his half eaten stew, thinking.

“Something with ‘Revali’ in it, so my name’s out there. Revali’s Flap, Revali’s Hurricane…Revali’s…something. I’ll work out something.”

You let out a soft laugh. “As expected from you.” Shoving another piece of meat into your mouth, you added, “Maybe, *munch* maybe do something like Revali’s Turbulence. Oh! How about Revali’s Boldness! Wait, *munch* no, that’s stupid. But maybe a name more along the lines of Urbosa’s Fury, or Mipha’s Grace, ya know?”

He shook his head. “I don’t think I need to copy from the likes of Champion Urbosa or Mipha.”

“What? They both got cool powers. You know the saying is ‘good artists borrow, and great artist stea–”

“As I said, I don’t need to copy, steal, or piggyback on my fellow Champion’s esteemed reputation. Further associating myself with them will not be necessary”

You set your bowl down, looking at him with a raised eyebrow.

“Nayru save me, don’t tell me you hate them too?”

“What?”

“I mean, I guess I know from experience that you insult people that you like.”

“I…what?”

“Although, not just personal experience. From what I could gather, you seem to actually hate Master Link, but everyone else you just insult because that’s how you make friends. Wait, or are you actually trying to be friends with Link and you just suck at this kind of thing overall…”

Revali interjected in your rant, turning all his attention to you.

“I don’t hate them.”

“Master Link?”

“No, Urbosa and Mipha. Well, perhaps that knight too I suppose. I–I haven’t decided yet.”

“Then why have you been so bitter lately?”

This caught him off guard. You set your bowl down, holding his gaze. This whole week, Revali had isolated himself in the Flight Range, being sharp-tongued to visitors, much more than usual.  He wasn’t eating, Hylia knows if he sleeps. You decided to stop beating around the bush and got to the core of the issue.

“Revali, I’ve known you for a long time and I know by now when something’s up. You’re angry about something, or scared, you tell me.”

“It’s. Nothing.”

“Is it your new ability?”

 “No.”

“You only got the title of Champion two weeks ago. If you’re feeling pressured, that’s natural”

Revali let his bowl clatter on the ground. Getting up, he made his way outside.

“I’ll eat the rest later, I have to start practicing now.”

You raised your voice slightly, starting to get irritated. “Why is that so important, that you’re sacrificing your health and well being for it?!”

“I don’t expect you to understand.”

“Are you trying to prove yourself? To me? To the Princess? The King? The Champions?”

Revali turned back towards you, but was still walking backwards. The sky was now serene, and full of stars, despite his not so peaceful expression

“I’ve already been deemed on an equal level with all of the other Champions. You know, the team made up of royals and accomplished warriors? I’m here because I’ve shown that my skills are superior to everyone else. Either way, I don’t need to prove anything to people that are of the same rank as me!”

“Hylia, you’re always so blunt with everything else, why not be straightforward now?”

“I am. I’m training because I’m an accomplished Champion who needs to train, not because I’m some mediocre warrior–”

“So you’re afraid of mediocrity?”

“OF COURSE NOT!”

Both of you stood there, stunned. While the tension was building between you two, Revali’s sudden outburst was sudden. You both stood there, wind playing with your hair, and dancing through his scarf.

“…of course not.” His final lie, whispered into the air.

For a moment, there was no sound but the whistles of the wind. You took a step forward, arm outstretched.

“Revali…”

He shook his head, shaking his wings, exasperated.

“OK, Fine! You want the truth, about the updraft? It’s not about the practical use, or the grand show, or defying odds. It’s about me, ok?  Right now I’m nothing, just a random cuckoo walking amongst royalty and legendary warriors.

“Daruk, the Goron Elder with an impenetrable force field. Mipha, the Zora princess, whose healing prowess is said to counter even the most devastating of wounds. Lady Urbosa, Chief of the Gerudo who can summon lightning at a literal snap of her fingers. How did I get in here? I’m put beside warriors who are obviously better than me, and what am I supposed to think? Without anything distinguishing about myself, I’m going to fade into history, behind the actually competent people. I thought I worked my ass off to get where I am today, but then I’m put behind some random knight with a shiny sword. So am I worth something or not? Everything’s contradictory, nothing makes sense.  Did I just get lucky? Am I getting screwed over? 

“The only way I can wrap my head around this whole situation is to confront the fact that I’m just an ordinary Rito who is only here by chance. The work I’ve put in my whole life isn’t enough, I need to go beyond. And beyond means actually mastering this cursed gale!”

An ugly pause. You could cut the heat and tension with a knife. Revali, realizing how much he had just poured out of his soul, gave a half-hearted chuckle.

“Heh, you put wine in that stew?”

His attempt to lighten the mood didn’t fully work. Nonetheless, you stared at him for another eternity. Then you went in for a hug.

“You’re the dumbest Rito alive if you really believe any of that. You are not mediocre. You’re incredible. Incredibly annoying, incredibly persistent at talking my ears off, but incredibly skilled and smart too. Hell, that’s why I’ve loved you for so long.”

Ignoring whatever reaction just escaped from his beak, you continued. 

“I would like to reiterate my point that you’re a moron. You can’t isolate yourself here and expect to get better. You can’t go through all this as a solitary warrior. If mastering this ability means so much to you, then go for it. I don’t doubt you for a second. But just know…just know that you’re a complete idiot if you think that you’re not worthy. You’re a fool if you think for even a second that you’re average or inferior, because…

You gulped.

 …because you’re everything to me.”

OK, I’ll admit that was super cliche. But catharsis is catharsis I guess.

The moment settled, and silence returned once more.

“Hylia, maybe I did put some wine in there.”

Revali gave out a soft laugh. Then, more quiet. Finally, Revali whispered.

“Did you really mean all that?”

“…yeah.”

A pause, a strange charge filled the air.

“Thank you, [Name]. That, uh, means a lot, coming from you. Truly.” 

The air was still once more. However, Revali’s thoughts still swirled like wind.

Say something idiot, they just confessed! 

Haha, yes, of course you like me, considering I’m the best around. 

Holy– They just called you out on your crap! Don’t say something like that

I love you too…

Wow, cheesy and not really part of the mood. Haven’t I presented myself as more sophisticated than that?

Spirits above, what do I do now???

“I’m sorry.”

You looked up at him. “What?”

“I’m sorry I’ve been making you worry all week.”

“It’s fine, I–”

“No, it’s not fine. We just established how that was not fine.”

Revali looked back at you, clearing his throat.

“Hey, so about all that about love, and stuff–”

“Oh my goddess, yeah, no, if you want to just stay friends I can–”

“Oh no, well. Just to be clear, you were talking about me, correct? You weren’t mispronouncing someone else’s name, or referring to someone else named “Revali?”

You cocked an eyebrow.

“No…I–I was referring to you. The person I was talking to.”

“Ah. Good. Glad that’s clarified. That’s great.”

“…so do you–”

“OH-oh-oh, right, uh yes.”

Revali took a step back, pointing at you with both index fingers. His beak was open, but no sound escaped for a moment. 

Say it! They said it a few minutes ago!

I love you too!

“I have also, liked you, a lot, for a long period of time. You’re, pretty great. Yep. Yeah. This is mutual, yes…” 

Gods, I’m really am an idiot

[evakaname]

10 favourite fictional characters

I was tagged by @sakurabunnie edit: AGES AGO and forgot the almost done post in my drafts- and i still cannot decide but there are a few certain ones as of late in no particular order, cuz theres no system for me to fit different people into, like your

Maxwell Trevelyan, @sakurabunnie​ The most adorable blessed hearted inquisitor to ever exist.

YES im counting him as legit cuz he IS, using my own art of him cuz i CAN, and while at it i must mention my Soren and Caren as big faves too but i guess own characters are too far a shot lol, but maybe i could also mention Hadiden cuz hes also a unique piece of elf XD

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Dorian Pavus from Dragon Age Inquisition the sassiest most fabulous gay mage ever -if we dont count the next entry of...

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...a bisexual warlock who trumps anyone with class and being fabulous and all, with golden eyes, silver tongue, and a gentle caring heart to fit worlds in it, the magical  Magnus Lightwood-Bane from Shadowhunters tv series (a HUGE FAVE) of course

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but a Magnus without an Alec? i need both sides of Malec pls, so enters Alexander G. Lightwood-Bane one of the best and hottest and gayest of shadowhunters, who blooms from his shell in Magnus’s light  (also hes great and would get a spot anyways)

and get the HEALTHY, supportive, trusting, caring, loving, understanding, etc amazing power couple of the centuries, the absolute peak for all to aspire for, which i must add as a unit entry for the sake of wholesomeness  :3 :D as u see im pretty far deep with them XD but seriously just most of that shows characters are so amazing they could hold 1st place in their own show each

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Ezra Bridger from Star Wars Rebels Im sure just a few know him but oh boiii my fave jedi ever.

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mr im a MUCH sappier hopeless romantic than i look Venom of course

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and how could i leave out Deadpool

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and Carol Danvers aka Captain Marvel 

but i could go on marvel characters like Tom Hollands Pieter, and dr Strange and Tony Stark and Pepper and  Shuri and Okoye and Rocket and Natasha...

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Geralt of Rivia from Witcher got a special spot too

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now if im back to games again i must mention Ezio Auditore da Fireze from Assassins Creed  (yes still a fave XD) right along with “his” Leonardo da Vinci 

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there are so many from animes tho i CANT even... ok ill pull a few from the top of my head but...

Shirayuki and Zen from  Akagami no Shirayuki-hime

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Yuuri Katsuki and Viktor Nikiforov (among others) from Yuri on ice u know it i know it we all know it

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Izuku "Deku" Midoriya from  Boku no Hero Academia 

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Kotetsu Kaburagi aka Tiger from Tiger and Bunnie  

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Naruto and Sasuke from strictly FANFICTIONS, u know, the characters they had the potential to grow into  yes romance included but even without just agh kishi is an evil cow farmer

ah the joy of digging up old drawings and have a use for them

GOSH WHATS WITH ME AND COUPLES XD BUT i like great duos on both sides lol, and a great duo is sometimes a couple so... fanfic Sasuke and Naruto can be either so i choose couple version cuz reasons

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Kaname Chidori and Sousuke Sagara from Full Metal Panic

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talking of full metal, Edward and Alphonse totally should get a spot from Full Metal Alchemist

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talking of siblings, Rin and Yukio Okumura from  Ao no Exorcist 

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talking of yuki, Yukine and Yato from Noragami

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Yuuichirou and Mikaela Hyakuya from Owari no Seraph (this duo being actually a couple is still under heavy “discussion” XD but yeah thats an opening pic also...)

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Chise Hatori and  Elias Ainsworth from  Mahoutsukai no Yome two dysfunctional dork making a functioning couple its just priceless and fun

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WAIT its been way more than 10 already for sure... oh f, whatever. gosh and i havent even get to the old ones like some Slayers or Kyou Kara Maou characters and Inuyasha or new ones like from Suisei no Gargantia and also more movies and gah TOO MANY 

I want to tag everyone but at least @hadiden-lavellan​

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Da Rules:

Hi, this is a bit lengthy - but first, thank you for checking out this post! It means a lot to me and I hope we can interact! <3

1. Themes might vary with this blog. I’m typically SFW, but keep in mind this is NEGADUCK. He’s not morally sound and will certainly not be nice to everyone who has the unfortunate opportunity to come across him. Be prepared for dark themes of that nature.

Things will be tagged! I’ll try my best, anyways. If you want something in particular tagged, please let me know. The format I use for tagging is, for example, tw: swearing.

I don’t have any triggers but I do ask you tag all of your NSFW content.

That said, I won’t do anything NSFW - gore is okay, though.

I’m of age.

2. I’m a little selective, so I might be a pretty picky when it comes to who I interact with. I’ll interact with anyone, including canon, AU, Crossover, and original characters - as long as they’re literate/write para.

If it’s a crossover, I have to know the fandom and be at least a little bit confident with it. This is so I’m able to work with you, our thread and have muse for it.

No godmodding or Mary-Sues, please.

This is bound to happen given Negaduck’s character, but this rule goes especially in fights. I will tread carefully in these and give partners fighting chances, so obviously I expect the same. i.e, don’t assume all attacks hit, keep dodging, etc; all that. Keep in mind Negs does not put up an easy fight, though.

Please don’t be offended if I don’t want to interact with you (and please don’t try to guilt me into doing so!).

As for following back, I usually take a week tops to do so - but if you’ve hit up my promo, I go through that eventually.

I’ve worked through a majority of Negs’ media, including his episodes, comics, and even small comics. That said, there are a couple I’ve missed (that are in another language) - so if I miss anything in reference to them, forgive me.

I haven’t completely finished Darkwing Duck, either, so as far as unrelated references ago, I might miss a few things.

3. Please don’t rush me for starters or responses.

I have a lot of blogs. Pretty much an understatement - so I’m pretty busy with stuff, and it’s all dependent on what muse I have. Motivation and life also exist.

Please note the mun deals with anxiety and depression - this might affect how frequently she roleplays.

Chances are, I’ve probably has seen that bit of interactivity and just haven’t gotten around to responding yet.

My roleplaying style being para/multi-para, I may take a while to respond. I hoard drafts like a dragon - it’s really just the motivation to write and ship those out.

Additionally, if I don’t end up responding to an ask or something, the case might just be I don’t have the muse for it, or I’m not interested in the thread. Apologies!

4. Shippings? Eeeeh, with Negaduck, I’m picky about them, depends on the muse and/or proposed relationship. Long story short: he’s an outright jerk so don’t expect much from him.

If I don’t happen to be interested, don’t force anything on my character.

I do not ship incestuous ships. Do NOT follow/interact if you do.

The ship has to have chemistry; I’m generally shipping trash, but if they don’t click, they don’t click, sorry.

This is a multi-ship blog, meaning there will be more than one ship without them conflicting with eachother.

If you want to ship and I already have a ship of your choosing going with a duplicate, please don’t hesitate to hmu! My ships aren’t exclusive and each character/relationship portrayal is unique to me!

Relationships are eternal until you deem otherwise.

5. Whilst I am of age, I’m not aiming for sexual content on this blog (and will not be dealing with fetishes). That stuff makes me uncomfortable, and I typically don’t recommend pulling it with my characters if you’re interacting with me. Nonetheless, should it arise, I will tag it appropriately.

6. About reblogs…

I am not a meme source, and reblogs clog up my activity. Please reblog any memes you find on this blog from their SOURCE. The exception to this rule is if there is no source; go ahead.

I don’t feel comfortable with Personals reblogging my IC posts, so please don’t do that.

A few times is fine, as it happens, but repeatedly breaking these rules will result in me soft blocking you.

I try to participate in reblog karma as much as I can, but always reblog from the source/a meme source.

If a post or ask is for you, you’re free to reblog it to save it though - but only if you’re an rp blog!

7. I’m a para / multi-para blog, novella if I’m adventurous and have time. Whilst I may roleplay crack threads with shorter responses, this does not apply to all threads I write. This means:

I write my replies as detailed as I can muster.

Short responses (such as one-liners) in more serious threads where I’ve written a decent deal can instantly kill my muse for that thread.

Whilst I’d prefer for partners to at least somewhat match my length, it’s entirely up to you - just try your best and make sure you give me enough to work with. ♡

If my muse happens to go nuts out of nowhere - like, overboard - don’t stress too much about matching them.

If para roleplays are not your forte at all, it’s not recommended you roleplay with me seriously. Anything else outside that is fine, though - we can still have fun outside of proper threads.

8. Threads typically happen naturally with me, but if you’re looking for interaction opportunities:

I’ll have a permanent starter call somewhere for you to hit up; honestly though, if you’re a mutual? Pls feel free to hit it up.

I reblogged a starter meme? Send something! If I’m interested, I’ll answer it!

If there’s a verse you’re interested in, please specify.

If you want to turn an ask into a thread, go ahead!

I may not roleplay with every starter I am given - I’ll do a ‘background check’ if you’re a new blog on the block. If I don’t feel your writing style/length matches mine, I might not respond. Apologies. ;__;

In that sense, I don’t recommend writing starters for me unless we’ve discussed something. I really don’t like to leave anyone hanging.

IMs are open to mutuals, if you want to do any in-depth plotting.

9. Guidelines on mains and relationships:

If we’re mutuals and we interact a lot, you’re welcome to ask me if I’d like to be your main!

Please don’t be offended if I deny, though; I typically want to pick those I trust to be my mains as well as people I can comfortably write with.

Not limited to them! I roleplay with duplicates galore so don’t be afraid to hit me up if you want to interact!

Pre-established relationships are a-okay in my book; if you have an idea for a relationship between our muses we can work towards, hit me up! I reblog those pre-established relationship memes every so often too. Romantic relationships link back to the shipping guidelines.

Also, friendship/family/rivalry relationships are EXTREMELY valid to me - Negaduck is generally a terrible person, but if you hmu, I’ll see what I can do.

10. If you have any issues, please let me know and hopefully we can resolve it!

Unlike the evil duck, Mun is actually super nice, so don’t be afraid to hit her up!

IM-ed me and I haven’t responded? Social anxiety is a jerk and it’s exhausting for me to communicate sometimes. Know that I’ve seen your message and will get around to it eventually!

Please leave me out of drama; I’m here to have a good time, as is everyone else, and it pains me to see people arguing.

11. It’s easier with a clean dash for me, so I’m more likely to follow people who:

Trim their posts.

Don’t spam reblog memes.

Have rules and about pages! I always read those before interacting or following!

12. On threads…

If you’re not interested in a thread anymore, and would like to drop it, please let me know! I’d feel terrible if we’re both not having fun with it or if partners feel overwhelmed with the amount of threads we have.

Honestly, unless I let you know, our threads have no expiry date - so no need to worry about me dropping them without telling you. I can just be quite slow sometimes.

13. Mun does not equal muse! Anything Negs might say does not reflect on how I think unless I explicitly say so. He’s a chainsaw crazy villain; mun is not.

14. The mun is TERRIBLE at breaking the ice. If she follows you, she’d like to interact - but she’s super nervous about approaching people.

15. These rules may be subject to change.

Please like this post if you’ve read the rules! You don’t have to, but it’s of personal reassurance to me if you have.