#this was hella fucking funny

[ysabelmystic]

I’m going to tell you all a little story of a thing that happened at work today.

I work at a grocery store.

A store next door is doing renovations.

This has resulted in the water main being shut off.

Our toilets have been closed for weeks. We have fancy air conditioned porta-potties (complete with air conditioners) to resolve this problem.

A lady in typical Karen haircut arrives at the store and asks my coworker where the bathroom is.

My coworker informs her that the bathrooms are broken, and that we have porta-potties in the parking lot behind her (note: arguably much closer to her than our bathrooms).

She says that no, she needs to use the indoor bathrooms. This is an emergency.

My coworker again points to the porta-potties and also informs her that the bookstore next door does have working bathrooms (note: also closer than our bathrooms).

She moves past my coworker into the store.

She approaches the bathroom hall.

In front of the hallway, there is a large sign stating that the bathrooms are broken. Each bathroom is taped off. She ignores this, and charges forward.

Another coworker sees her and tries to stop her. The woman informs her that “this is an emergency”.

She ducks under the tape and locks the door.

ANOTHER coworker knocks on the door and tells her not to flush, as it will flood the store.

Thank god she did not flush.

At this time, I and another coworker, who had watched this unfold, were due to clock out.

We exit the break room just as she reopens the door.

We make eye contact.

As she ducks under the tape she says, “don’t worry. I didn’t flush!”

As if this changes the fact that someone will have to manually scoop her shit out.

Something about the audacity of it all broke me. I jump back into the break room and proceed to die laughing. Tears down my face. Borderline hysterics. My coworker is prancing around the room holding her fist in the air shouting “SHITTER’S FULL” ala Cousin Eddie of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, which makes it worse.

Yet another coworker enters the room and asks who’s laughing.

It’s obviously me.

He informs me that the lady had walked into the center of the store and gotten outright belligerent that I am laughing at her, besmirching my name to everyone and no one, frothing at the mouth, shaking her fist God.

She is escorted out of the store by a supervisor.

Myself, the supervisor, and the other coworkers go to check the damage.

It’s #2.

She has been banned from our grocery store for life.

[nidbaesenpai]

Context: friend got Memory of Sadness on their first friendquest to the end of the House. Big emotional whiplash but I love it, Siffrin just wants to stay in this happy bubble with allies. :)

[ratatatastic]

how much longer do i have to wait before "cats fill up the sin bin like they get a special little bonus if they send a friend in there too" season starts again

[stealingyourbones]

Working on the twitch streamer Tucker animatic and I decided to cave and switch from animating in Photoshop to Adobe Animate and oh bOY are the controls confusing

Oh and update on it all, I have completed the script, storyboard, and Tucker’s emotes. Next is voice acting and animation.

[codacheetah]

[custom-emojis]

Drags my corpse in here.

Hi obviously, I’m not dead. Just insanely burnt out. My boyfriends gonna be visiting me and I’m on new meds so I think by the end of the year I’ll be more normal. I plan to just not even attempt emojis until next year. This has just been a hard year for me art wise okay.

Next year I’ll try to actually be filling the queue again, but some things regarding emoji style will change and I can’t promise I’ll ever be able to deliver daily new content again. My OCD likes to pick up on habits like that way too easily and 2023 was really bad for me with the emoji queue in terms of absolutely obsessing over needing one to be posted daily at exactly the same time Or Else to the point I was missing sleep and food to fulfill it etc. I just can’t let that shit happen again and honestly daily content is an insane expectation from one person anyways.

So yeah, just a little update. I’m still active on my server but the tumblr will be just used to promote my other art until next year when I can stand to try emojis again.

Thanks for the understanding and support!

[winn-wynn]

Percy Weasley fans finding out who Percy married too: WHO THE FUCK IS AUDREY?

[wikitpowers]

actual footage of jace herondale when yet another person tells him he can’t be with his “sister”

[bluebellplayinggames]

hades 2 is extremely funny if you think about it from chronos' perspective. like imagine. for YEARS you've been getting things done your way. you and your army have been holding strong against the olympians, and your son who caused so much trouble before, along with his family, are in your hold and have been since the beginning. you have control of the underworld, and of the house of hades, and you're reaching for olympus, sure that too, will be under your control soon enough

then. SUDDENLY. your captive son's missing daughter turns up out of nowhere. initially, she's no threat. can't even get past her own mentor, most likely. then, she quickly gets stronger. she learns, and the olympians support her unconditionally. she starts tearing through the underworld, escaping every trap you've laid, invading your house which was supposed to be impossible for everyone else except for the daughter of hades who still lives and who escaped your clutches as a mere infant.

suddenly you're left scrambling because this is not according to plan. she's not supposed to be here, nevermind the one person who poses a threat to your progress. she's like half your height and barely a full witch, but still.

[hellagator]

Meme drawover for Frumptile 🪑

[blindsherpa]

Freud would be having a field day with my grandma and uncle

[rotisseries]

the dabihawks bachelorette au is the only true mha canon to me and I mean this completely seriously in that I literally thought a major plot point from that fic was fully canon to the extent that I used said plot point as the rationalization in my brain for a certain plot point in a DIFFERENT fic

[hella1975]

the closest ill ever get to being a pick me girl is the joy that fills me when the chefs at work so clearly favouritise me. like im there nicely cleaned up in my smart-casual uniform just a 20 year old waitress smiling my customer service smile and behind me spawns Scary Dog Privilege 10x in the form of several burly middle-aged chefs at least three of which have criminal records and would all stick a bread knife in someone for bothering me

[seven-stars-in-his-palm]

ok, mscm au pitch idea i won't ever write but is cool to me. i always wondered what happened to jesse in the worlds where they were "made useful" by pama with the headset on and now i'm thinking about how damaging being absorbed into a VR world that knows your every waking thought would be. so: au where the headset plan is not successful, but instead of making jesse "useful", pama traps them in a nightmare VR world while ivor and petra/lukas save crown mesa without their psudo leader.

here's what i'm thinking. 1: jesse is about to save harper, but is found out by pama. 2: pama realizes "well i can't get u from where you are and i can't make you useful without a chip, soooo i'm gonna lock ur body down until i find a way to get you out. yay!" and then locks jesse's consiousness from the outside. 3: jesse is now stuck in VR World while their body is just dead in the Real World. ivor and petra/lukas freaak the fuck out, but like, what can they do?? nothing!! all they can hope for is to keep jesse's body safe down there while they head up and face the Horrors. so they leave jesse in harper's bed, take the water buckets, and head out. they can only hope to save this world, or they're fuckedddd

so adventure ensues. they go out, but since its mostly canon compliant, what we'll focus on is jesse. i can't decide between a fucked up Time Loop (i love time loops, mmm) and have the horror be subtle or have each of their deepest fears just WHAMMED at them without pause. i feel like pama would do the former, since its just subtle enough to keep them busy and not make them realize the fakeness--time loops are weird enough. i guess it'd be something like...hmmmm. actually?? there could be a lot of possibilities. could be a world where killing the withee storm goes wrong, a dimension in the portal network killing them leaving beacontown to rot, SEEING beacontown be succumbed to monsters in jesse's absense, and such like. something just fake enough for them to believe there's something else going on that isn't VR (but just as terrifying).

and at some point, pama comes up with the brilliant plan to MINE up to the surface, because PAMA KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE. so they then pilot jesse's body to make it upside and join in just in time for the climatic battle at the redstone heart--a sort of added pizzaz. so ivor fights one and petra/lukas fights the other...and the whole time, jesse thinks it sjust another illusion in their VR World, so they fight HARD. and, ofc, no one can really beat jesse in a fight, its Plot Armor, so the person fighting them JUSTTT lives. like straight up almost gets fucking murdered.

so redstone heart is yanked out. petra/lukas is unchipped. but pama won't get away that easily, because guess what, the headset isn't a part of pama's whole network. they can hack into it, yes, but the programming is harper's. so then there's a Jesse (Not Really) vs Everyone Else fight lmaoo sorry i have to do it. its so very emotional to me. the solution will be simple ofc (knocking off the headset) but that's HARD since they have to get through JESSE to do that.

and in that minute or so fighting, the rest of the gang truly begin to see past the surface of totally confident and brave jesse. they're vulnerable, they're scared, and pama keeps flitting between full control and none since they're dying, but jesse keeps fighting anyway, bevause they think its fake. they seriously believe they're in a whole other situation than what they're really in, and like. that's pretty important. to finally see through the shell of your friend, your leader, reduced down to their very, very scared core. petra will finally understand why jesse feels the need to be the one call the shots. lukas will finally understand that jesse is not the perfect and epic hero that he found himself to believe, and will love them even more for it. ivor will finally understand that gabriel's predecessor is both just like and nothing like him, and damn it, he needs to stop holding that shit against them. and harper will learn that jesse needs to get the fuck home, because wow, they really are just a scared kid trying to get home. fucking hell im making mcsm angst someone save me

[hplonesomeart]

Wohoo animation update I guess wow cool fast paced camera pan stuff wowwww

[badlydrawnsbahj]

doodles b4 i inevitably get put down for being. awful. sick in the head even.