#this was fast n goofy I kinda wanted to do more with it but ehhh

[lynxfrost13]

Happy smaugust u may have one silly dragon

[yandere-islandvn]

*laughs in gay*

Possible NSFW alphabet for the boys? Do I know what they look like or their names? No

Not at all, but that won’t stop me from simping

We're gonna play, I'm going to color code them, and you get to guess who it is~ enjoy the nsfw

A = Aftercare: Makes sure you're hydrated, Aftercare KING, A little confused, but he has the spirit, cuddles under the blankets, ...ngl, he asks if you need something, and he's happy to get it, but he's not much for cuddling , will stay as close as possible... maybe even inside for as long as you'd let him.

B = Body part: Very much a thigh man, likes his own thighs too, chest and stomach, give him places to smooch, he likes his hands, necks... he's a biter, he's pretty proud of his soft looks, chests... he'll squeeze em the entire time (if you're comfortable with that). He's pretty proud of his own chest too. Def a butt man, smack em, bite em, he'll give you an experience... he'll say his best part would be his abs or his d~ck. Hands, he wants to hold them... specifically by the wrists, he likes his hair, if that counts.

C = Cum: He enjoys marking you with it, will bj you for days, wants to see it all over your face, either inside or on your thighs. back or butt , inside, but if you won't let him, he'll settle for on your stomach .

D = Dirty secret: will def do things in secret around you, wants to overstim you soooo bad, loves marking you, sometimes wants to make you cry, wants to claim you, even if that means doing it in front of others, wants you to suddenly take control and top.

E = Experience: HAH, yeah, he was pretty popular, surprisingly yes, surprisingly no, eheheh... ish?, was too busy to do regularly, but got that itch scratched.

F = Favorite position: missionary, 69, ride him, against a wall, doggy style, assisted riding

G = Goofy: Pretty serious, he's very focused during it. Goofy, he wants to make sure you both have fun, It... honestly depends on what you're doing? Mmmm, not really, no. He can, but it's a 50/50 shot.

H = Hair: ...they're all on an island... none of them are very well groomed, I just can't draw body hair that well. As soon as I master that, you're all done for... fun fact: hehe, red

I = intimacy: very... bitey... wants you both to have fun during it, will caress your hair if you're giving him a bj, but will also have no issues marking you up. Very sweet, makes sure everything's comfortable before absolutely railing you, mmmmm kinda rough, but has his moments, mans is sugar water, will make you into putty.

J = Jack off: almost never before you came along, spent a lot of time in the woods, did you think he was just chilling there? eeeeeh, kept busy, but like yeah, yes, so much... not really, man has a lot of self control, and every little noise made him feel like one of the guys was gonna spot him, oml the time this man... I need a horny stick for him.

K = Kink: Praise kink, orgasm denial, pet play, bondage, dacryphilia, impact play

L = location: his cave, his room, he'd find it special if you did it in his garden, his room, forest, his room

M = Motivation: hearing you moan, when you're having fun, spending time with you, when you get flustered, when you get mad, if you pull his hair

N = No: All the normal turn offs ngl

O = Oral: likes receiving it, loves giving it, will do both, ehhh, not really a fan for either, will bj you if you bj him

P = Pace: Fast and a little careless, ngl, slow at first but speeds up; wants to make sure you're both having fun, slow because this is making love, will absolutely pound you, man will do you until you cannot walk, lol, will go slow, fast, and repeat for another round.

Q = Quickie: anywhere anytime, he'll claim you as his. Eehhhh, more into taking his time, sometimes will beg you for a quickie just for the relief, nah, not really a fan, fast but EFFECTIVE, he's down for some, especially in the morning before breakfast.

R = Risk: All of them are def game to experiment, they want (for the most part) to make you happy, and they're willing to try anything at least once.

S = Stamina: Only goes for one round and then cuddles, but if you want more he'll do his best to provide, goes about 2ish rounds and then will bj you if you want more, has a pretty quick refractory period, but happy with 1 or 2 rounds, will go multiple rounds and it will drag out as long as he can take it, as many rounds as he needs until you can't walk, will do you, take a lil brake while staying inside you, and then do it again.

T = Toys: They're on an island and have no toys...

U = Unfair: Not really a tease, will absolutely tease, lol, you tease him, loves to tease and fluster you, will tease you until you get mad or cry, whichever comes first, will tease you until you're a blushy mess.

V = Volume: Oh yeah, loud, has loud moments but mostly just talks a lot. pretty, pretty noises, ehhhh, not really, yeah, no. loud... will make sure the entire island knows if you let him.

W = Wild Card: likes it when you play with his hair, will give you back rubs, call him 'puppy', see what happens. just... casually sit on his lap, let him wrap his arms around you and pull you close, man both hates and loves the amount of control you have over him, will swat your butt in public.

X = X-ray: Thicc for anything you're thinking about, surprisingly buff and it curves up slightly, thin but will make it his business to carry you and looonnnggg, listen, the tanktop doesn't hid much and neither does the swimsuit, he's proud of his body, and his other parts, thicc, prob has the d~ck of the group and knows how to use it.

Y = Yearning: They've all been stuck on an island for 6 months, so there's two facts you should know. 1)they all have pretty high sex drives, and 2)they've all experimented with each other.

Z = Zzzz: pretty fast ngl, makes sure you're all set first, will fret over you until you pull him down and then he's out like a light, calm cuddles after aftercare, ehhhhno... will stay in you and fall asleep if you let him.

[myonepiece]

Hello there! Your writing is always so good! May I ask for Kaido NSFW alphabet, please?

Kaido NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

quiet, he’ll lay on his back and let you curl into his side. if you talk he’ll answer with grunts or hums, but he’s pretty dazed after sex. usually he tunes everything out and just runs his thumb up and down your arm until he falls asleep. he’s not for aftercare so good luck

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

on his partner probably their ass/boobs no matter what size (whatever gender you are) but he also likes their stomach, any size 

on him it’s his dick 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

lots of it, thick, kinda bitter but not enough for you to gag.

he likes cumming on your face/boobs/ass/stomach, he’s not that big a fan of cumming inside you actually- he prefers to dirty you with it instead (if he cums on your boobs/pecs/chest he licks it off himself)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he doesn’t have secrets- he wants you to masturbate in front of him and the calamities/whole crew

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

experienced, I mean a lot of people wanna ride that x_x

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

anything where he can see your ass/boobs/chest and grope it or see it bounce. or anything with him on top and he can see and/or feel how big he is overall compared to you- he has a size kink

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

serious 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he doesn’t groom so its’s kind of matted, it’s a bit darker than his other hair and he has a pretty thick happy trail

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

ehhh- he- yeahh... no, purely fucking

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I want to say he’s busy but I’m not actually sure, at least 1-2 times a day (that's jerking off if you’re not there)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

size, begging, nipple play giving and recieving ;)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

against the wall basically anywhere or bending you over the table (also almost anywhere)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

S/O showing skin, S/O grabbing onto him for whatever reason, moans, seeing someone else check his S/O out like if one of the calamities makes a comment on your figure or what skills you probably have in bed, a good victory (bloody violent big)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

don’t tie him up, no degrading him, nothing against your will

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

definitely prefers receiving- whole lot of face fucking and dirty talk, he’ll be standing up and have both hands on the back of your head, slightly hunching over as he thrusts into your mouth, when he cums he practically folds in half and your head is pressed between his lower torso and thighs

he also likes you sucking him off when he’s laying down, when he cums like that your head ends up getting squeezed between his thighs

omg and he likes riding your face, rimming but also sticking his dick in your mouth and thrusting in. he almost suffocates you because he’ss focused on his own pleasure- you might have to pinch him to remidn him to let you have air 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

fast and hard- he either fucks you in one position or he switches it up everything 2 minutes covering the whwole room or wwherever you are 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

yes and yes

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

yes definitely, location more so but he’ll try kinks anytime- but when he hears the name he knows if he likes it or not and will say yes or no, if he says no there’s nothing you can do to change his mind

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he can last 15-20 minutes but he can go 7-9 rounds (10 when he’s particularly horny or you’re in touble, or he’s mad)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i don’t knoww if these are considered toys but sx swings, leather bindings, that hard bdsm stuff, he has that but he doesn’t use it often because he doesn’t care, forgets about it, and doesn’t need it for either of you. he’ll buy a fuck machine if it’s something you like and he does have an anal plug for you, oh and one of those ball gags, and those hardcore chokers

he has this one choker that has beats pirates jolly roger on it and he has you wear that, then shows it off to the crew by taking you doggystyle on the table in front of them while they cheer

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he doesn’t tease I strongly suggest not teasing him

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

ehhhh, had to think for this one but it’s motly r e a l l y loud grunts and dirty talk, about a half mile away is when you can’t hear him

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he’s had you masturbate in front of a fallen foe, a marine too :D and he’ll have you do it again when he feels like it- sometimes he fucks you in front of them too. or or or, has you tease them (like they’ll get horny when their limbs are misisng)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

h u g e, bigger than a horse. I can’t even think of inches because I feel like that would be underestimated, but roughly the size of a grown man’s thigh, in length and width but could even be bigger than that 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

high

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

about 3-7 minutes

[tosikoarts]

SFW Alphabet | Mail Jeevas

Let me know if you want alphabet for Near as well. You can check tosikowrites tag for more! Warning: there’s a lot under the cut.

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

For Matt, being affectionate is as natural as breathing. You can’t call him over-the-top, his love is immature like he just got first teenage crush, and therefore it is difficult to predict his thoughts. In the beginning, awkwardness can slip through accidental hands touch or misplaced kisses. He giggles a lot to cover insecurities and it kinda works.

At the same time he tends to hesitate when things are about to get intimate. New experiences overwhelm him. If relationship seems to develop too quickly, Matt will subtly slow them down without making a fuss.

Won’t ever let his loved one go to bed in tears. It cuts him deeply as a friend and a partner to see his favorite person suffering. Of course, Matt lacks a bachelor degree in psychology, but he knows how to use active listening skills: he actually gives them space to speak their mind, makes pauses when necessary, and asks questions to hear the answers and not to simply imitate a concern.

One of the ways to show affection is to introduce loved one to his friends. We are talking not about a casual “this is name1, this is name2” but a special bond establishing, where everybody is treated with the same respect, trust, each person plays a specific role. Matt basically builds small “family” of closest people, ride-or-die gang from photos on which you see comments like “I wish I had friends like that”.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Matt is the type of friend you never knew you needed in your life. It is easy to overlook his quiet persona so you the only way you can meet him is through mutual friends during DnD session, night out in the arcade, etc.

He speaks the language of memes and irony and ironic memes, which he will send the second he sees something you would be interested in. Sharing is caring, so Matt will introduce you to anything he finds even a little bit entertaining. Friendship with this guy involves a lot of inside jokes that are completely incomprehensible to unenlightened people around.

Chill aura follows Matt everywhere he goes and you will experience its miraculous effects as well. Problems do not exist in his plan of reality, any extreme negative emotions do not either. It may be strange at first but later you crave his presence and stability that comes with it. In short, wholesome person in a grungy shell.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

The miserable situation in which person is truly snuggble (is it even a word?) but has to be in specific mood for it. Matt turns into panda, wrapping his limbs around the partner’s body, today but keeps it modest with only his head lying on their lap next day. He has a bad habit of nestling to the loved one after smoking weed so a sickly sweet smell imprints on their clothes, hair, and whatever he touches.

Without ongoing conversation, Matt starts dozing in a few minutes. His embrace turns into a bear trap, and poor soul, who was (un)lucky enough to get caught, has low chances to escape.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

I mean, mentally he is already settled down with his console and Mello? Yes, that sound like him, there’s a good chance Matt would want to have nice comfy life with the loved one. He can’t cook for shit and is an incorrigible slob but, boi, he will try to make their home the coziest nest out here. He will try really hard to be better cook and keep house clean when domesticity hits him.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Matt is a mess. His heart drops when a thought of break-up arises in the mind. He even starts to think that ghosting isn’t that cruel and there’s nothing craven in breaking-up through message. This would deprive him from the sight of them crying at least. After much hesitation, Matt will meet with them close to their house to explain what was on his mind lately. Despite how it goes, he’s filled with unpleasant feeling of betrayal.

A week later Matt will try to get in touch just to see how they’re doing. Are they okay? Are they mad at him? Do they want to talk? What if they want to stay friends? Because Matt wants to stay friends, he planned to stay close to them after breaking-up. Even if some things do not work out, Matt still wants to support them and share all the best in their life.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Seems to look for someone like a best friend to marry and won’t plan anything before he’s fully convinced in a person’s fit. It takes, maybe, two or three years for him to start thinking about proposing, though Matt doesn’t make a big of a deal of this event. His approach is very unpretentious: no restaurant date with small red box, no witnesses with cameras and whatsoever, Matt fondly asks a question while cuddling or eating ice cream out of bucket in silly pajamas. A smile never leaves his lips after they say “yes”. He probably cries on the wedding day too.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Matt is pretty inconsistent when it comes to gentleness. His laid-back nature doesn’t negate his soft side but doesn’t add up to it either, giving his behavior a touch of indifference. His comprehension of physical aspect is better than emotional because it doesn’t have such blurry undertones and can be controlled more precisely. Therefore Matt needs a bit of time to find the correct love language for a new partner and give them clear answer which one works the best for him.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Surprisingly, not so fond of hugs? He won’t ever reject them but it seems like he tries to keep small distance at the same time. You may have experienced it, defective hug when a person does not hug you in full force but also doesn’t let go. In this case, you don’t really understand the reason since person hugged you, right, they must like you to do it but ehhh. Matt takes initiative half of the times, but remember about the quality of dollar store kush.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He says “I love you” every so often. For Matt It’s a phase used not only in romantic way but also as an expression of appreciation for your friends and family. In the beginning Matt will also say “I love you” (like he does to Mello) to make person acknowledge how much they mean to him but later its meaning shifts to more serious one and is accompanied with long tirade about his feelings. So yeah, as fast as they become good friends which may take month or two.  

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

On a scale of jealousy Matt scores lower than average and it takes a lot of time for him to realize someone is seriously hitting on his loved one even if another person acts pretty straightforward. After realizing what’s going on Matt will act needy. He won’t stop following his loved one and holding their hand, placing small pecks on their cheeks and giving his rival dirty look.

If he witnesses his lover acting too flirty, he won’t say a word. Only after they are alone, Matt reluctantly will try to set record straight. Relationship takes two to work, and he won’t force them to stay just for the sake of staying.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

You’ll never get bored with this goofy kisser: he is sloppy, but also gentle and sweet. Well, not that sweet since you can taste the tobacco bitterness on the tip of his tongue 99% of the time. Sometimes, Matt gets so carried away that he will kiss his loved one right in the middle of the sentence. Prefers classical lips kisses and kisses on the forehead for both kissing and being kissed.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Man, Matt can connect to little ones on the spiritual level. He talks to them like they are his equal in every way possible and from the outside it looks adorable. Teenagers need space? Good, here you go! Kids want a piggyback ride? Jump on it, he got you! Baby-toddler screams the lugs out? Mail prepared ear plugs, pacifier, and a collection of toys! Even when they are causing troubles, this guy remains very understanding.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Night work puts both Matt’s laptop and himself into sleeping mode at 5-6 in the morning. If you are the early bird, you have high chance to find him at the dawn, with his heavy head resting on his hands. The best option is to wake him up gently and send him to the bed before those muscles get stone-stiff.

On rare occasions he goes to bed right after you just to have a major sleep-in. Nothing can disturb his sleep, not a blasting cannons, nor a nightmare, since his mind goes off and shuts down like a corrupted program.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Let’s not talk about work days, we already know how it goes. On his free time Matt likes to stay at home and have a quiet evening with his loved one or by himself. After pizza is ordered, he jumps on the couch and lies down for a bit. If his loved one is here as well Matt asks what they want to do. His suggestion would be build a pillow fort and wait inside, chatting about stupid things. Trite, but playing video games is second option on the list. They can play together or take turns, Matt is down for anything and will definitely let them beat him in Mario kart.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Reveals facts about himself slowly, but tends to have deep conversations about things like fears, dreams, emotional experiences, even traumas. Seeing the sincere intentions of a person, he will reciprocate the effort to get to know them better. Also, when Matt is in playful mood he will play that “well, try to guess it” or “well, that’s true… or is it?” card making conversation even easier. He may have few topics like life in orphanage he is not comfortable with so he will politely refuse to talk about them or cover them with jokes.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Tibetan monks called, asked if they can book a private lesson in tranquility for their unexperienced young apprentices. This man is the embodiment of appeasement, he is good-naturedly calm and his peaceful mood easily transfers to this around him. He perceives the anger of others and unpleasant incidents as short-term events that do not deserve much of attention. When someone is mad at him he just smiles lightly, explains himself and, oh god, actually tries to get another person’s point of view.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

While his mind is always occupied with unnecessary stuff, Matt manages to remember about half of what you told him. Most of his knowledge comes from endless online chats, jokes, and memes, common interests, and (who thought!) numbers. He is especially good at remembering anniversaries and it flatters his vanity a lot.

To maintain a never-forgetting-boyfriend reputation Matt keeps in touch with your mutual friends and acquaintances. When he needs to clarify something he’ll reach to the most suitable candidate who will answer the questions but also won’t ruin surprise with their long tongue.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The night he broke down and cried. Just sent his ps-controller flying across the room and covered his eyes, and tears started to roll down his cheeks. Soothing words of the loved one made him shake even more vigorous because the connection between them never felt so strong. Matt didn’t have to hide anything from them. There was no need to keep on a happy face 24/7. He squeezed them in his arms like there was no tomorrow and never ever forgot this moment.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Despite the wild life that was supposed to teach Matt to adequately assess the danger of outside world, he remains as laid-back as always. He assures loved one that no matter what happens he will be all right. And they will be all right too. He believes they both can just slip away from any unpleasant situation and there is no reason to be overprotective. Yes, for someone associated with Mafia, Matt feels way too frivolous.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

The exact opposite of Mello. The more time passes, the more confident he grows in his feelings and it shows in the way he expresses it. When it comes to presents Matt chooses hand-made mess over expensive shiny but lifeless gifts. His fingers are glued together and sequins on the nose emphasize bags under the eyes but it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters, actually, because Matt finally wrote their name in cursive just the way he wanted to. For the anniversary there is huge box waiting for them, filled with candies, candles, discs, photos, short notes, and every little bauble he could think of. No doubt he stands right beside the person with puppy eyes, evaluating their reaction.

Dates aren’t big of a deal. He leaves date plans up to them since he doesn’t care what to do while it is with them. If they specifically ask for Matt’s ideas he will think about it for 5-10 minutes and then suggest first thing Google search gives him. Pray to God it’s not a DIY in 5 minutes because he will try it too.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Matt has a strong tendency to justify people when they obviously do not deserve it. Maybe this is not entirely conscious, but he ignores red flags until everything falls apart. He doesn’t see a pattern here and how all these people are alike so cycle repeats again and again.

Sometimes you have to worry. Sometimes circumstances oblige you to stop brushing off your problems. That’s not a case with Matt tho. To solve problems with a sober head, cool mind, yes, this is amazing, but the keyword is to s o l v e which he may completely ignore. Being laid-back dude is a talent but it shouldn’t be taken to the point of “if I close my eyes, maybe, it will go away”.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Well, let’s say his style leaves much to be desired. I can see his closet being full of the same type of clothes in approximately similar faded colors. No patterns, no game of textures, it’s just plain. Those goggles with amber-tinted lenses are one of two pairs Matt owns. The other one is similar to famous Kurt Cobain glasses and he keeps them for ironic purpose.

Matt never used any creams even when his skin resembled tree bark. Tobacco smoke can cause dryness of lips so you can expect his being chopped and covered in small cracks.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

You cannot tell it from his face but deep down he is devastated. People notice his silent thoughtfulness, lingering daydreaming. Hours spent in games grow an alarming rate as well as his expenses on cigarettes. A lot of time has to pass by before he goes back to his old self.

If they left for any reason Matt accepts it and tries to remain their friend. He knows there should be a pause in their relationship to establish new boundaries and stop perceive each other as… lovers. But he can’t stay away.

If they died both related and unrelated to Kira case, Matt seems to disengage from everything except helping Mello and videogames. His brain freezes in white noise and repetitive actions keeping him going like a programmed robot. Months later, he promises to get well because this is exactly what they would want for him.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Matt likes to smoke devil lettuce once in a while to clear his head or fog it completely. However, he doesn’t like to drink at all. His organism reacts poorly to alcohol and nausea rises to the throat before he can feel any kaif. Once Matt made a huge mistake (read – decided to get drunk with Mello): it ended up with Mello roaming around the city aimlessly for two days while Matt was almost chained to the bathroom because… well, he didn’t feel very well. In the end of the day they suffered a small loss: Mello lost his golden chain he never really liked and Matt lost the urge to drink forever.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

There is excess of negativity in this world already so if the only thing person is going to do is to complain, he will slowly push them out of his life. Cancelling plans, ignoring massages, hanging up early in the calls and, finally, he will disappear from their life like he was never there.

Boring people. It doesn’t mean person has to be into craziest stuff, you can be interested at knitting and present your hobby as the most interesting thing in the whole universe. Problem arises when person fails to show their passion.

Arrogance makes Matt yawn. It usually comes with qualities such as duplicity, hypocrisy, and he is not buying it. He is simple guy and feels uncomfortable around those who put on a brass face.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

His sleeping hours vary from 45 minutes to 14 hours per day and you never know what tomorrow will bring. It depends on many factors, but mostly on whether he has any work next day and if there are any upcoming games that he was waiting for so patiently.

Matt knows how to sleep anywhere and anyhow, even in standing position with hands crossed. His ability to fall asleep in 0.5 second is something Mello is envious of. Also, he can sleep with loud TV on the background, dogs barking, and Mello yelling at someone at the same time. It’s honestly a superpower.

The mere fact that somebody is sleeping next to him (it doesn’t have to be a loved one) gives him a feeling of serenity. If they sleep under the same blanket, he without a doubt will steal it.

[truly-aninspiration-blog]

BER ALL OF EM i ain't even gonna put it on anon we all know it's me

nsfw proceed at ur own risk bc im pretty candid though not overly graphic

A = Aftercare Berlioz is at his cutest and sweetest after sex!! If Simba wants to learn any of Berlioz’s weird quirks/secrets, he knows 2 ask after sex and Ber will tell him without much anxiety ahahah. it rly chills him out and makes him very cuddly and affectionate. 

B = Body part Berlioz uhhh doesn’t think much of his own body. He likes...his... uh. His. sh...oulders. tbh his cock is not bad as far as cock goes which is exactly what berlioz would say if asked about his cock who is asking him about his cock only simba, 

SPEAKING OF SIMBA-- berlioz ugh loves his whole body. he rly has a thing for Simba’s chest (the infamous chest) and thighs though. into those #thighs. C = Cum Berlioz is a cumslut which means that he loves. cum. He is into the idea of Simba coming on him, he loves being all sticky and he swallows. 

god he’s gross /#kinkshamesD = Dirty Secret aye i mean uh... that he wants simba to fuck his face probably?? but they talked about that so it’s not exactly a dirty secret. Maybe he hasn’t fully admitted how much he loves come bc that is pretty dirty of u berlioz 

E = Experience Before Simba, Berlioz had i think about 7-8-ish partners under his belt though he was having pretty typical sex. He’s tried the most positions/used toys/food etc with Simba only. F = Favourite Position From behind when he is on his hands and knees. He also likes when he has his legs over Simba’s shoulders bc then u get that nice eye contact plus some deep thrusts why am i answering these,G = Goofy: AnsweredH = Hair: AnsweredI = Intimacy: Answered. J = Jack Off Ber used to masturbate p regularly, usually in the shower bc he’s a lazy guy who doesn’t like 2 clean up after himself ahah. After getting into a relationship, this probably went down to idk once or twice a week? Now that Simba is too tired to have sex with him though ( :( ) he’s probably masturbating more frequently. Again, he’ll probably do it in the shower in the morning. K = KinkCum. Uh. Foodkink? Getting dominated in general/told what to do. Likes getting tied up, likes being blindfolded and gagged. Also orgasm denial he loVES/hates orgasm denial. L = Location Berlioz likes having sex in weird places like the kitchen or in a public place but idk he probably would pick the bed over these places bc you can do a wide variety of positions more easily M = Motivation Simba. lol. 

But no, Ber wants to have sex for many different reasons. When Simba or himself is upset, sex can be comforting. When he hasn’t seen Simba in a long time or feels like idk things aren’t-- going well, he will try to initiate some sexual~ intimacy~ because it makes him feel reconnected and confident in their love and Simba’s desire for him. On the day to day, it can be just a way that Simber plays honestly-- a good way to end the day, especially if they’re flirting with each other. ugh im really upset this entire meme is upsetting me. N = NO Uh. Honestly I really do feel like Ber would try anything once if Simba asked. He is not as comfy roleplaying but does give it his best shot ahah. He’s not as much into topping but he’d do it more if Simba asked. O = Oral Berlioz loves to give oral bc he’s a cumslut like i said he just loves it. P = Pace Berlioz does prefer fast and hard sex but he loves slow and sensual esp if paired with orgasm denial ahahaQ = Quickie Berlioz prefers being able to take his time-- he likes sex ot feel like an activity or an event tbh. Like-- not something you have to rush through, something you set time aside for? Except not literally bc Simber has not (yet) scheduled sex ahah. But yah, not as big a fan of quickies, though he and Simba have done ‘em i’m very positive. R = RiskYUP very down, loves trying new things. S = Stamina Berlioz is usually ready to goooo ehhh 15, 20 minutes if he’s rly feelin it that night, though i mean rly its more liek once every hour and-- idk i know he and simba have gone two or three times in a night if it’s been a while or they’re feeling especially pASSIONATE. T = Toy YES Simber does have toys they r getting an impressive collection. We’re talkin TIES, handcuffs, lotions, cremes, ediblesss. I don’t think its out of the realm of possibility for them to own a cock ring. Ber would, be, into, the, cock ring. U = Unfair Berlioz does tease a lil bit but he loves getting teased and Simba really is the one doing the majority of the teasing. Orgasm denial my friends,,,, V = Volume Berlioz is VERY noisy. He has a wide range of sounds, from soft grunts and whines to louD moaNS. He begs all the time. The more tortured u make him, the more likely he’ll just dissolve into a babbling mess. W = Wild Card WOW i dunno what to do for my wild card-- uh. 

Berlioz would be very much into mutual masturbation if Simba could ever keep his hands to himself. He used to do that kinda thing with other #boys back in the day when he wasn’t rly out but he thinks its really hot to watch Simba jack off so X = X-RayAck-- Berlioz is uncircumcised, probably around 6 inches, a slight veer 2 the right. Y = Yearning Ugh super high. I mean THE THING that I want to take the time to clarify is that Berlioz is an anxious person, who doesn’t know how to use words, and also doubts his own reality (has been known to have dissociative episodes). For him, sex is a very physical thing he can latch onto. It makes all of Simba’s romantic fancy schmancy love declarations concrete, like--ok here is evidence, right here, that Simba really does love me. And on the flip side, though he might not feel like he can tell Simba in words how he feels, he can tell him physically, if that means cuddling/snuggling or u know-- going down on him ahah. If Berlioz were a mentally healthier person he wouldn’t need sex so much, though gosh knows i think he’d still want it. 

Z = ZZZ Really depends on the day. Ber could very easily fall asleep within a few minutes tbh but if he wants to go again or Simba gets him talking, it can be later.