#this was delightful tysm for tagging me !!! <3

[kipperlillycopperkettle]

tagged by: @arithmonym <33333 ty for tagging me sorry i died for like three weeks </33333

rules: post the last lines of the last 10 things you've posted.

1. he almost wishes porter had kept going. i'm a winged insect, you're a funeral pyre.

2. instead, she looks at lucy, and her wide, pleading eyes, and the blood dripping from her chin, and the scrap of flesh still caught on the corner of her mouth, and all ivy can think is, oh, fuck, what have we done? who is the lamb and who is the knife?

3. kipperlilly thinks, distantly, that she'll be lucky if they stay friends long enough to graduate, and it’s as she thinks that that the tears she's been holding back all night finally start to fall. i can't wait to lose all of my friends tomorrow.

4. and when hardwon dies trying to get vengeance for the two people he loved most in this world — his greataxe in his hand and gruumsh’s sword in his heart — he has just enough time to think, ‘i hope that i get to see moonshine and bev again.’ i will follow you into the dark.

5. and then fig sings the lyrics she wrote about the man she loves, and she squeezes gorgug’s hand, and she’s in the studio with her best friend, and she thinks that she’s never been happier. i don't want you like a best friend.

6. augustine the first’s lip curls as he looks at her, and then he says, disdain in his tone, “you know that i’m not.” poor old sisyphus, poor old us.

7. “no.” i am not a fool entire.

8. court looks at max and then at fig and gorgug, and smiles. “yeah,” she echoes. “we’re in.” a teenage vow in a parking lot, til tonight do us part.

9. Her mini was sold during the Dimension 20 A Crown of Candy Auction for $1,250. kesaria kolbasa.

10. and angwyn leans in and kisses her again, and his mouth on hers tastes like everything she’s ever wanted. i wanna take you for all that you got.

tagging: @grasslandgirl, @jadeandquartzes, @cav-core, @aberfaeth, and anyone else who sees this and wants to !! (as always, don't feel obligated to do this if you don't feel like it/are busy/etc etc <33333)

[starsandhughes]

Penalty Box Series— Quinn Hughes Edition (Three)

23-24 Season Masterlist

previous: two

next: four

OCTOBER 17, 2023

yourusername

liked by _quinnhughes, lhughes_06, and 16,531 others

yourusername welcome back to my post game penalty box update show: quinny tried his best edition!

there were a total of fourteen penalties in this game, including some misconducts for laffy taffy, but none of them belonged to quintin! way to go, best friend! (this is lie. i’m disappointed. angry, even. please crime. i’ll give you a dollar.)

what did bring me immense joy was quinn literally jumping into a scrum and proceeded to get yanked out of it via his neck! he looked quite terrified after he did it, and i was laughing my ass off at home! (also him getting knocked down) (tysm flyers for that one) (took me back to childhood) (it was great)

this game was very painful to watch, but at least no one died! and at least we're 2-1-0! the devils are not that! that's a win in my book!

i love you way past infinity, quinny💙 drop gloves next time! i'm still proud of you for jumping in though! just spice it up for me!

p.s. to my blonde king and princess— i love you both, too! i'm so proud! you're both doing so great at human-ing!

tagged _quinnhughes

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jackhughes HEY!

lhughes_06 DOUBLE HEY!

yourusername @/jackhughes @/lhughes_06 hiya, dear brothers of mine!

jackhughes don't act cute! you know what you did!

lhughes_06 @/yourusername you're supposed to be a supportive sister!

yourusername @/lhughes_06 i am!

jackhughes to all of us! all the time!

yourusername that's too hard! i gotta pick and choose every day! there's too many of you! and i got a fiancé, too!

_quinnhughes @/yourusername it must be exhausting being you

yourusername @_quinnhughes it really is

user4 walker said "nah, shorty, get outta this scrum"

user55 let's play "who's sissy's least favorite hughes?"

yourusername it's still quinn? i thought we learned this last season!

_quinnhughes why would we die?

yourusername ahem

_quinnhughes i love you way past beyond, sissy💙

_quinnhughes are you threatening death?

yourusername i don't think so?

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes no

yourusername @/trevorzegras traitor!

trevorzegras @/yourusername i’m trying to keep you out of jail!

jackhughes @/yourusername if i bail you out of jail the next time you're in it then will you love me?

yourusername @/jackhughes i’ll think about it

_quinnhughes @/jackhughes if sissy ends up in jail again, it'll probably with you

jackhughes @_quinnhughes then use my debit card

colecaufield @/yourusername sissy no

yourusername @/colecaufield sissy yes

colecaufield well i tried

_quinnhughes @/colecaufield you gave a solid effort

colecaufield @_quinnhughes thanks, i know

user61 captain quinn is an entirely different man than non-captain quinn and i’m living for it

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes y/n pouted for an hour when you didn't "fight fight"

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras that sounds like a trevor problem

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes you used to be helpful

jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes it became a trevor and jamie problem!

_quinnhughes @/jamie.drysdale so let's not make it a trevor jamie quinn problem!

yourusername @/trevorzegras @.jamie.drysdale @_quinnhughes I AM NOT A PROBLEM! I AM A DELIGHT!

trevorzegras @/yourusername yes you are, my sweet girl! you're a delight, you're my light, and i love you, forever❤️

yourusername @/trevorzegras you sap! i love you, always❤️

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras good job, z!

user40 trevor and sissy are so somebody's probably by morgan wallen coded

yourusername @/trevorzegras thoughts?

trevorzegras @/yourusername absolutely❤️

user40 OMG I'M SO GLAD Y'ALL AGREE😭

user7 quinn looked so offended when he got knocked down and i was too! i’m coming after the flyers roster! unhand him!

bboeser thank you? i’m so happy i'm human-ing up to your standards, princess hughes! i love you, too!

yourusername you're so welcome <3

bboeser did you tell roope hintz that he's your blonde prince?

yourusername no :( i didn't meet him! but wyatt and harls were lovely! you should meet them!

_quinnhughes @/bboeser go with it

bboeser sounds good to me!

yourusername oh good! because it was going to happen anyways! and maybe i’ll have my blonde king, prince, and princess all together!

_quinnhughes @/bboeser go with that, too

bboeser mhmm, maybe!

_eliaspetterosson i love you, too! thank you! you're human-ing amazingly! i’ll facetime you tonight

yourusername awww petey! i’m whooshing🫶 thank you my blonde king! mwah! i’ll be in my favorite pjs for your call! and i’ll kick z out!

_quinnhughes i don't get you two

_eliaspettersson @_quinnhughes you wish you were us

yourusername @_quinnhughes stay jealous

_quinnhughes yeah, okay

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes are you a little jealous?

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i don't want to talk about it

user19 hockey twt: they pushed my man! i’m coming for them! sissy: do it again! harder!

_alexturcotte @_quinnhughes who are you?

_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte at this point, i'm not even sure

yourusername @_quinnhughes you've been sissyfied <3

_quinnhughes @/yourusername there's no way after 14 years i only just now got "sissyfied"

yourusername @_quinnhughes not with that attitude! @_alexturcotte lexi, tell him!

_alexturcotte @_quinnhughes i’m not sure what i’m telling you, but i’m telling you! so hard! i mean it, too!

_quinnhughes yeah, okay

yourusername @_alexturcotte tysm! now give me back my bong

_alexturcotte @/yourusername no <3

lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes should've gotten a penalty to please sissy

yourusername yeah! @_quinnhughes please me!

_quinnhughes @/yourusername gross that's trevor's job

trevorzegras damn right it is

lhughes_06 EW EW EW

jackhughes @_quinnhughes WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

yourusername @_quinnhughes QUINTIN! NO!

_quinnhughes @/yourusername it's not so fun being on the other side of a gross comment, now is it?

yourusername @_quinnhughes i see what you did there🙄 now take it back

_quinnhughes @/yourusername no <3

[campgender]

i was scrolling your “life is in your home too” tag, which I love btw, and saw a post about how you learned to be a good dom from experienced expert doms by reading how they dom and some of their best scenes, do you think you could point me in the direction of some resources for me to study that too? thanks in advance, if not, thanks anyway!

(post referenced is here - link 1)

first of all tysm for this ask (+ your incredibly kind follow-up), it was a delight to receive + i’ve been wanting an excuse to talk about a lot of this for a while so i very much appreciate the interest!

as always please keep in mind that i am Just Some Fem, nothing is universal including when it comes to D/s & i can only speak to what works for me. i try to focus on starting points rather than specifics but ultimately my advice will always be limited by what i needed to hear & wasn’t told, which may not be what’s helpful for a different person. with that being said, here’s some suggestions!

i’ve posted a previous reading list (link 2) with relevant recs; particularly the practicality + sex writing sections have the kind of thing you’re looking for. specifically, The New Topping Book (2003) is a solid starting point; i definitely have my issues with it (haven’t read it recently enough to recall many specifics but i have the sense of general pervasive racism & ableism) but it did a good job at making me think & i appreciate the supportive tone they were going for

another book added to my tbr since then is Coming to Power (link 3), released by SAMOIS in 1983

other authors whose sex writing has been influential in my life: Sandra Cisneros, Natalie Diaz, Joan Nestle, Judy Grahn

the fic At The End of His Rope by Letterblade (link 4) is genuinely some of my favorite sex writing of all time & accomplishes the incredibly impressive feat of representing a broad array of dom styles & changes over time in the same piece

my “impurity culture” tag (link 5) houses the building blocks of my sexual ethic

i’ve found many of those foundations by poking around the incredible bodies of work original & archived @newsmutproject @woman-loving @gatheringbones

for me, studying sex is the same as studying poetry – reading for craft is a different process than for pleasure (not that there isn’t a great deal of pleasure to be found in such practice, especially for sadists – perhaps that’s why as a child i never resonated with Billy Collins’ “Introduction to Poetry,” like i love tying poems to chairs & beating them idk what to tell you). so, keeping in mind that these are suggestions not requirements, here’s how i read for + work on craft:

there is no such thing as too much journaling. this can take whatever form you prefer – voice memo, discord message to yourself, the noble notes app, your own personal sexy red string corkboard, a vast & stunning array of other approaches i can’t even begin to imagine. i personally have an elaborate web of spreadsheets & google docs lmao. what matters is developing a collection of ideas you want to play with + a practice of continually reflecting on past experiences.

pay attention to structure, not just content. find a scene you think is disjointed and pick at the seams, brainstorm better transitions. then find a scene that flows so smoothly it carries you with it and figure out what makes it work.

rewrite a scene you’re drawn to or affected by to suit your own preferences. i first did this when i couldn’t shake “Interlude 3” (link 6) from my head after reading The New Topping Book; you can read my variation on the theme here (link 7) if you’re interested.

write or think through a scene fantasy you have from negotiation to aftercare. obviously it’s very difficult if not impossible to fully script a scene in advance; the purpose isn’t planning something you’ll later do but rather getting used to coming up with ideas to get from one disparate moment / act to the next.

revisit a scene you’ve read, written, thought about, etc and list the physical & mental acts that are required / expected of the sub (eg, kneeling for 10 minutes; making eye contact; counting to 30, etc). then rework the scene for a sub who has the same interests & goals who cannot do 20% (or 50%, or any) of these acts.

revisit a previous scene and list the places where you think a sub might safeword & why. then rework it with the sub safewording somewhere that isn’t any of these places.

i also recommend keeping in mind that like… for me, reading about ethical sex can often be a very distressing process for the same reason that it’s liberating: because it proves that things i’ve experienced are not the way sex has to be. i’ll tell this story in its fullness one day but the first time i read S/HE by Minnie Bruce Pratt i literally had a flashback to events i’d repressed for years, it was devastating, i’m so grateful for it. hell, in the process of compiling resources for this post i cried twice editing this quote (link 8) because between reading that book the first time & now someone did “respond with scorn or ridicule” when i safeworded. so i would really encourage folks to approach this kind of work with as much grace & comfort for yourself as you can muster or borrow – if it’s really fucking hard, you’re not alone in that, & it’s okay to take your time + pace yourself + seek support.

your + others’ interest is definitely motivating me to actually write posts i’ve been tossing around for months so thank you again & feel free to keep an eye out for more shut-in sex tips in my new “tomorrow sexting will be good again” tag. would love to hear your thoughts on any of this post / these or other books / whatever really lol. wishing you all the best & i hope today is kind to you! 💓

[jinkookspencil]

Helloooo how are you????? Could I plz request for a jungkook drabble where he and his gf spend an evening at a funfair...so stuff like them going on scary rollercoasters together...feeding each other typical funfair snacks...and ending their day on the ferris wheel with kisses (cliche i know hahaha)... also I saw how you wrote that you have been feeling down recently...Wish you better days :))))

hi!! tysm for requesting! this is adorable and unintentionally reminded me of the speak now taylor swift album, i listened to it as i was editing <3 and thank you for your words/wishes/concern - my mental health has been…. rocky but at the very least, I’m in a better place mentally than i was when you submitted this. and it took a whiiiiiiiiiile to feel better so it took a while to do anything and write this (sorry) - but better late than never! i hope you like it!! <3 

wonderstruck | jjk

jungkook convinced his fearful girlfriend to try out a rollercoaster at the funfair...

tags + wc: jungkook x reader (f) / fluff / one-shot / established relationship / clean / ~1.5k

“If I do this, you owe me a churro,” you say, looking up at the rickety death trap looming over you.

“Done,” Jungkook smiles, kissing you on the cheek. He forcefully pulls your hand from your own grasp until he’s able to hold it, giving you reassuring squeezes and pep talks throughout your short wait in the line to the rollercoaster cart. With your hand still in his, he pulls you to the very first cart.

“Oh fuck no,” you protest, trying to pull him away to another cart, but failing. He barely moves an inch.

“Baby, baby,” he giggles, succeeding when he pulls you closer to him. “The front is less scary!”

“Don’t lie to me!”

“Ask him!” Jungkook points to the attendant, who merely nods in response, hiding his annoyance that your resistance held up the visitors loading onto the ride. 

Reluctantly sitting on the cold piece of metal, Jungkook could see the terror in your eyes as reality sets in when the safety bar is pulled down against your bodies. 

“You good?” he peeks, trying to read your face and think of any possible way he could calm you down. Jokes, a kiss, ill-timed dirty whispers, and flashing his abs always did the trick - but none seemed appropriate or doable then and there. If all else fails, he hoped his smile could do something.

“If we die…. we die together. There’s something beautiful in that…. right?”

Jungkook smiles when your eyes finally land on him, and he sees most of your fear fade away, replaced by what he could only assume was love, if not comfort. Either way, it meant the same. Whether his smile was what did it or not, his happiness only grew.

 “There is. Pretty dark, baby, but… there is. I mean, I do want to spend the rest of my life with you.” 

The smile on your face was too brief. The cart is jolted onto its tracks, and Jungkook is deafened and delighted by the sound of your screams and calls of his name, which last all the way through the track until the cart comes to a complete stop once again. 

Peeking at you at once, he tries to conceal his amusement, yet it shines through along with his concern. “Are you okay, baby?” he asks with raised brows, a hint of a smile, and wide eyes as you catch your breath.

“….I think I can do that again,” you murmur. 

Laughing, he throws his head back against the headrest. “I knew you’d love it. Let’s go to another one, the scarier ones. I’m not letting you settle on this one.”

“Deal, Jeon Jungkook,” you say. The metal bar whizzes away from you and Jungkook hops out of the cart just as fast, holding his hand out for you to hold as you jump out after him. “But only if you hold my hand like this whenever you can, alright?”

“You don’t even have to ask.”

Jungkook kisses your hand before you can take another step, holding you tight as you whizz and weave through the crowds. 

“Wait, Jungkook! About that churro….”

+

“It all seems like toys from up here. Not scary at all, actually.” 

Looking over the funfair far below you, each ride, stall, and booth was now lit up in an array of neon colors and flashes. Distant screams and carousel melodies are faint from so high above, people seeming small as ants, pixels on a computer, or, he guessed, miniature toys as you described it. 

“I knew you had it in you,” Jungkook giggles, kissing your cheek and pulling you tight against his chest, not caring that it was practically impossible for you to be any closer. Already caged into his body, you rub your head in the crook of his neck, taking off your matching animal headbands to better fit against him. His other hand only leaves your thigh a couple of times to grab the occasional handfuls from the popcorn bucket resting on your lap. “There’s nothing you can’t do, honey.”

“I think that statement applies to you, Koo,” you giggle, gesturing towards the third-wheel accompanying you on your compact Ferris wheel seat: the giant plushie he’d won you at a game booth. “I nearly took the guy’s eye out trying to win it. And you beat me at the duck shooting game and that stupid guessing game.”

“Well, first of all, you won this,” he begins, showing you the cheap plastic watch on his hand, “- at the ring toss, which is notoriously difficult. Don’t sell yourself short. And you could easily win the guessing game, too, you know? It’s just physics! It’s not so hard to guess how much candy was in the jar!” Jungkook ignores you rolling your eyes.  I’ll give you the others, though. Darts is a skill I mastered in the dorms…. and I was going to let you win the shooting game but I won before I even realized I was in the lead. I guess I just have a good eye.”

“Well, obviously. If you didn’t have a good eye, you wouldn’t be with me, now would you?”

Jungkook chuckled heartily at your comment, and considering the way you moved your back and snuggled in position, he was sure you’d felt the laugh escape him through his chest against your back. He couldn’t help it - he loved seeing you all confident. “Well, obviously. It’s the perfect set of eyes, actually - it has a secret power, too. Want to know what it is?”

“If you see the future, then you probably missed a very cool job opportunity of opening up a booth here.”

“Make that two secret powers, actually. One for each eye!” Jungkook is too excited at his sudden idea, sitting up to face you directly and make sure you were following along and listening to every word. “This eye,” he begins, pointing to his right one. “This eye acts as a compass. It led me to my soulmate. That day we met, I noticed you the moment you walked into the room. I know it’s a compass pointing to my soulmate since I’ve been unable, and unwanting, to take my eyes off you ever since.”

You roll your eyes in an attempt to tease Jungkook’s cheesy words, but you know his words to be true - it was always hard to ignore both his gaze and the rush you’d feel whenever you feel his eyes on you, always lingering for far too long. 

“You were right about the other eye. The left eye sees the future. My future.”

“And what do you see in your future, O’ Mystical Jungkook?” you tease, widening your eyes and waving your fingers.

“I see you.”

Jungkook’s tone is serious, yet it doesn’t stop a shy smile from appearing on his face when he sees the same on yours. 

“Exactly where I should be,” you reply. “A mysterious, traveling fortune teller I’d met as a child told me that I’d fall in love and spend the rest of my life with another clairvoyant.”

“Then I guess I’m in the right place, too,” he smirks, wiggling his eyebrows. 

Before you could nod in response, his lips are on yours, and his arms pull you close to him once again. You don’t pull away from one another until a loud boom sounds out from behind you, alerting the two of you to the sudden visual of colored sparks lighting up the brighter night sky. Jungkook always loved fireworks. Every time, the sight of a colorful sky was always so enchanting… but was even more so was the love of his love right beside him. Captivated, he takes in every wonderstruck expression on your face, every burst reflected in your eyes, and every second. Yet he held himself there, resisting the urge to spill out his heart and kiss what enchanted him most, to take in the scene a moment longer. It was practically a scene from a movie or a fairy tale ending, too picture-perfect to forget. Jungkook could wait patiently to do what he wanted to - certain he’d have the rest of his life to do so…. yet no ride that day gave him the same burst of adrenaline as the second you pulled him by his collar and kissed him soft and slow with the same certainty of an eternity together. 

[vampirewillows]

tag game! choose some of your favourite lyrics and list them below

tagged by @ronandreams tysm dear!

i have a master doc of my fave lyrics of all time that's currently about 28 pages long so uhhh i cherry picked some absolute faves AND recent faves to put here <3 i also have a separate tag where i occasionally post about lyrics that make me particularly insane

tagging (no pressure as always) @zhalar @scarymovies @gayvampirate @miwtual @greensaplinggrace @mykinkiskarmas @daenerys-targaryen @queencalanthes @kazzsbrekker @the-maidofmischief + anyone who sees this and wants to! just say i tagged you

all time faves

new order, "true faith"

I used to think that the day would never come I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun My morning sun is the drug that brings me near To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear I used to think that the day would never come That my life would depend on the morning sun

pet shop boys, "this must be the place i waited years to leave"

I'm listening to the words I thought I'd never hear again A litany of saints and other ordinary men

mika, "good guys"

If we are all in the gutter, it doesn't change who we are 'Cause some of us in the gutter are looking up at the stars

orville peck, "nothing fades like the light"

Time goes by, I wanna rise up And I know why things change And I know why I stay the same And I know everything must die But nothing fades like the light

the amazing devil, "inkpot gods" (so many TAD ones to choose from but i picked this since i have a whole ass tattoo of it)

And what you hear is not silence It's just the trees waiting to hear what next you'll hum And what you see is not the dark It's just the gods upturning ink pots 'cause they know what you'll become

camel, "west berlin"

And I'm looking out over West Berlin Feeling freer now than I've ever been When the sun sets over West Berlin I'll be leaving, I can't come back again

metteson, "second heart"

Why do I let my lips touch lips impure, like I've never seen a fire before? Why do I always have to burn before I learn how to let you go? Why do I rush to lay myself down bare, like I have a second heart to spare? Why do I always have to burn before I learn how to let you go?

and a few new/recent faves

metteson, "naturally"

It must be easy to notice It must be obvious Like a meteor coming Not some flicker of dust It must be something frightening But still a dream like the open sea Some people struck by lightning But nothing comes natural to me Nothing comes naturally

ethel cain, "sun bleached flies"

What I wouldn't give to be in Church this Sunday Listening to the choir, so heartfelt, all singing God loves you, but not enough to save you So, baby girl, good luck taking care of yourself

taylor swift, "who's afraid of little old me?"

So I leap from the gallows and I levitate down your street Crash the party like a record scratch as I scream "Who's afraid of little old me?" I was tame, I was gentle 'til the circus life made me mean "Don't you worry, folks, we took out all her teeth"

depeche mode, "blasphemous rumours"

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours But I think that God's got a sick sense of humour And when I die, I expect to find him laughing

[lorei-writes]

for my second pick, kindly: 5, clavis and thrill for venu, tysm <3

Ahh, another lovely request! @venulus , a little something with a special dedication for you <3

»All the things we choose to share«

Clavis x Reader Thrill Content Warnings: food(?)

Wake up

Knock.

You refuse to wake up.

Knock. Knock.

The pillow lands over your head, pushed there by your very own hands.

Knockknockknockknock.

You do not want to hear the sound.

The door springs open despite your most sincere grief over the fact; you wish not to be interrupted. You’ve enjoyed your dreams so far – thank you, whoever it may be that is impudent enough to trouble you, but no. You’d rather remain cradled in the arms of your love, somewhere in the land of Morpheus, for as long as heavens allow… provided that heavens do allow.

Something latches at your ankles, velvet it is clad in contrasting with the firmness of its grip. A snare that has found you by itself, it yanks at your legs, pulls you towards the edge of the bed, completely disregarding the duvet and the state of your undress. Your eyes snap open, greeted only by soft silk darkness.

You do not protest, however.

You can’t.

Lips fall over yours just as you’re about to scream. Your arms push at whoever it is, but your resistance ceases, the familiar scent of mint, chamomile and some closely unidentified mixture of herbs embracing you as he does.

“Usually I’d be delighted to hear your squeals, but it is a little too early for that,” he murmurs, each word a caress to your skin, a feather-light touch followed by the slight gust that is his breath. Carried forth like dandelion seeds, goosebumps scatter over your bare chest.

“Clavis…?”

His finger presses against your lips. “Ah-ah-ah. It is not very gentlemanly of me, but I need your trust now. Be quiet for me.”

Saliva is thick in your throat as you swallow it down forcefully. You try to consider his words, but it is hard to think when your love holds you after, for some godforsaken reason, having your legs bound. Nevertheless, you do as he asks, his oh-so dexterous hands draping a robe over your body before lifting you up.

Clavis’ footfall is silent.

You cannot tell where you are.

It is only his touch, his fingers just barely pressing into your flesh as he carries you, his warmth keeping the cool of the corridor air at bay. You pray nobody is there to see you, not in this state. Not while minutes are hours, not while the hairs at the back of your neck raise at the slightest of his sighs. Not while you absolutely cannot tell what it is that Clavis plans, but meekly agree to it regardless.

You are set down. You feel a chair. Wooden frame, cushioned rest.

You are pushed forward, slowly.

Your blindfold gets removed.

Before you there is a table, set so improperly it has become proper in its own way. Pastries(?) pile on top of pastries(?), soup(?) so radiant it could be a dye, cutlets(?), roasts(?), seafood (fish-octopus hybrid, squid(?), mules in painted shells, rainbow prawns, and a variety of other dishes you cannot fathom to name), all surround a mountain of icing and lustre that is the four-stories-rabbit(?)-themed cake. Probably. Probably cake.

“Hahaha, I see that I’ve taken your breath, my love!” Clavis exclaims, the world refocusing, to include him this time. “Joyous anniversary, to us!”

You blink at him. At last, the pieces fall into their respective places. Except for one.

“Clavis?” you hum, your expression blank.

“Anything my lovely lover wishes to try out?”

“I see the feast, and I do appreciate it. But. Why did you yank at my legs so hard?”

The question has the air grow stagnant, the expression over his face shifting to that of embarrassment. Clavis frowns, then frowns harder, his face and ears alike putting on a blush.

“A mechanism malfunction,” he admits after a pause.

You shake your heads with a laugh. Legs still bound, you reach for the ladle and fill up your bowl.

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[aka-tsubaki]

Hello hi!! I just wanna say that ur Shizaya art has invigorated and nourished me, I’ve been a Drrr fan since I was a middle schooler and I have no been so obsessed with these two until finding you. You’re truly an inspiration and have pushed me to write deeply unusual and slightly sinister fanfics involving my fav boys, tysm <3

LMAOO that is so fantastic to hear! I am beyond delighted that my art has inspired you!!Spamming the shizaya tag with fanart for over a year now has finally paid off if it helped revitalize the fans. May this ship never sink LOL

Honestly I didn't even realize how much of a mess I've always been for this chaotic couple until I reread some fanfic around early last year for the nostalgia and ended up falling hard for them all over again. Much respect for fic writers like yourself carrying entire fandoms on your backs. I put all skill pts into art and have none left for writing so PLEASE send me fic links if you end up posting any!! 🥰🙏💞

[rebel-revenant]

scandalous glimpse at my library of confusion

Tagged by @desertfangs tysm friend!

1) The last book I read:

The Vampire Armand by Anne Rice!

2) A book I recommend:

The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle is the most exquisitely written work in all of existence in my opinion. I recommend it to everyone. It is just so very touching. Grapples with morality, innocence, corruption, greed, what can be kept and what we must release. All of life's painful and beautiful little truths in one very sweet and painfully insightful book.

3) A book that I couldn’t put down:

Anything by Riley Sager keeps me captive, sometimes against my will, LOL.

4) A book I’ve read twice (or more):

I read The Lord of the Rings trilogy every autumn! It's a tradition! Peter Pan is also my favorite book ever.

5) A book on my TBR:

To finish The Divine Comedy.

6) A book I’ve put down:

The Sun Also Rises by Hemingway, I might attempt again. I only seemed to get it while traveling? I was annoyed while I read it and then I went to New Orleans and all I could think about was the Parisian vibe from the book, and it just hit me. All at once. And then I realized it was a pretty special book.

7) A book on my wish list:

Wish list... That's devoted to Manga collections and Manga art books I think. I need everything by Kaori Yuki. Everything she has EVER done.

8) A favorite book from childhood:

Hah, I was a sucker for Babysitter's Little Sister, Karen Brewer was such a devil child and it was delightful.

9) A book you would give to a friend:

Jane Eyre. It is a must-read. For everyone. But only if it hasn't been spoiled yet. I never spoil that book even as incessantly as I'll chatter on about it.

10) A book of poetry or lyrics that you own:

I have a book of poetry a friend of mine wrote! Immersion by Kylie Cheshire.

11) A nonfiction book you own:

Tons, I love nonfiction! Don't Be A Tourist in Paris by Messy Nessy Chic blog is lovely.

12) What are you currently reading:

Fanfiction!

13) What are you planning on reading next?:

I want to refresh on Tale of the Body Thief next!

PLEASE DO THIS, I know I didn't tag anyone, I'm just dog tired! Forgive me!

[sarahjswift]

Twin Wounds Chapter 7

Don't hate me!! I know it's been a while since Twin Wounds have been updated but I was kind of at a loss for what to write. Then I started my new fanfic and I got inspo for this one lol

Warnings: Language, Verbal Abuse/Manipulation, Mentions of Eating Disorders

Word Count: 1.3k

Tag List <3: @backtobl4ck, @aelinchocolatelover, @blue-bird17, @renxzs, and new member *drumroll*...@autumnbabylon! tysm <3

Okay, I hope you enjoy this episode! IWHAIWSA update coming soon :D

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Three weeks after Aelin arrived at the Center, Rowan had only just seen her eat more than a small portion of food. 

He watched her eat - slowly but surely - a tray of mashed potatoes and fried chicken. Honestly, it looked pretty terrible, but he was just happy to see her eating. 

“This is amazing,” Eillia breathed beside him. As the nurse mainly stationed to Aelin, she’d voiced her concerns on Aelin’s food intake over these few weeks. After scheduling Aelin for some physical activities, she was finally hungry enough to eat. 

“You were right. Thank you, Rowan.” Eillia’s eyes were wet as she turned to the therapist, squeezing his arm. Rowan’s calculations had been correct - Aelin wasn’t trying to starve herself, she just didn’t have an appetite. After enough physical strain, she would finally regain that. 

“But - how did you know this wasn’t a case of an ED?” the nurse asked, frowning. 

Rowan looked at the beautiful woman sipping from a milk carton and smiled slightly. “I once felt that way.” 

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“I cannot believe you,” Aelin grumbled into the phone. Her cousin’s laugh sounded through the receiver, and she glared at the wall.

Aedion still hadn’t picked her up, no matter that he’d said two weeks here and she’d be done. His feeble excuse, made a week ago, still rang in her mind - “I’m sorry, Ae. I just…you sound so much better. A few more weeks? Please?”

“Chill, cousin.” Aelin couldn’t help but smile faintly at the sound of laughter in her cousin’s voice. She hadn’t heard that - at least around her - in a year. “I’m coming to visit tomorrow.”

Aelin almost dropped the phone. “What?? You are?” 

“Yeah, I figured I’d drop by.”

Her joy over her cousin coming was quickly replaced with anger. “What, so you could’ve come to visit me this whole time and you just decided not to? What the fuck??”

Aedion gave a long-suffering sigh that made Aelin grind her teeth. “Yes, I could’ve, but I wanted you to adjust - give you time to make some friends.”

“I’m not your fucking kid, Aedion. I don’t need your help making friends!” 

“Well, it’s also a long drive away from my house!”

“Ah yes, one long suffering hour away from your fucking mansion. I guess one hour is too far to see your cousin who is fucking stuck in a rehab center!”

“Alright, cool it on the cursing.” Aelin snorted - he was one to talk. “I’m sorry. It was shitty. But I’m excited to see you?”

The nervousness of the last sentence made her heart soften - ever so slightly - and she loosed a breath and leaned against the wall. “Yeah, okay. That’ll be nice. And by the way…I have made some friends.” 

“Oh? Who?”

“Well, I go everywhere with my therapy group - like we go to lunch together, yoga, outside and shit. So it’s kind of hard to not..make friends. I’m closest to these two women, Lysandra and Elide. Selmer and Luca are both nice but they mostly hang out with Tiela, who…kind of hates me.”

“Why - do I even want to know?”

“Shut up, asshat.” Aedion laughed, and Aelin smiled too. Time to give her cousin all of the pretty little details. 

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“How are things with Remelle?” 

Rowan shot his friend a look. Lorcan was deadlifting 500 pounds, and he gave a dark grin, his face red from exertion. 

“Fine,” Rowan gritted out. He was rowing 3,000 meters on the rowing machine, an exhausting workout. 

“Who is Remelle?” Fenrys gasped with delight. He had finished his workout and was stretching in the corner. The three men were in their usual spot at their gym that everyone knew was theirs. Even the strongest clients didn’t use their claimed spots. 

“This bitch Rowan’s sleeping with,” Lorcan informed him, doing another set of lifting. 

Rowan paused his rowing and glared at him. “That’s such a terrible thing to say, first of all. Don’t say bitch when describing a woman, please.” 

“Yeah, that’s lame, man,” Fenrys echoed, frowning. Lorcan shrugged, keeping his eyes over their heads. “Rowan, you give me the details.” 

Rowan sighed and glanced at his meter: 2,834 miles. That would have to do. He walked over to a bench, legs trembling, and collapsed. After gulping down some water, he began to fill Fenrys in. 

After he was done, Fenrys looked disturbed, not delighted like he usually was. “Rowan, my dude,” he began. “This girl sounds..not great.”

“Ah-ha! That’s what I said!” Lorcan near-shouted, grinning. He had finished his workout and was currently unloading the weights from his bar. 

Rowan pinched the bridge of his nose. Lorcan he didn’t care about, but Fenrys? The man knew how a woman’s mind worked, a skill Rowan wished he acquired himself. “Is she really that bad?” he asked weakly, hating the babish pain in his voice. 

His friends must have heard it too, as their faces softened and they sat on either side of him. “Look,” Fenrys began, then hesitated. “I know you’ve only had short flings since..”

Rowan felt his stomach empty out and a small ringing sound began screaming in his ear. He could feel his hands tremble and he squeezed them together, trying to focus on Fenrys’ words.

“...since, you know. And that’s totally fine - they were harmless. But this? This doesn’t feel good for you, for your health and your wallet.” 

Rowan looked at his friends and nodded slowly. “All right. I’ll break it off.” 

___

Me: Hey, can we talk?

Remelle: my shift isn’t over for 3 hrs can u just text? 

Me: I can wait

Me: That sounded weird I’m not going to kill you it’s just important

Remelle: k c u there babes. Kisses

Me: Uh, kisses

Remelle: old man lmao

___

It was eleven at night, and Rowan was pacing in a deserted parking lot. Not the way he wanted to spend the night, but oh well. 

He loosed a sigh of relief as he spotted Remelle strutting toward him, in her usual outfit. She giggled when she saw him, skipping up to him and pressing a kiss to his lips. “Hi muscles,” she said sweetly, batting her lashes. “What brings you here this fine evening?”

Rowan attempted a smile - but from Remelle’s expression, it was probably more of a grimace. “I wanted to talk.” 

She rolled her eyes. “Well, obvi. What’s up?”

Rowan hesitated. He fucking hated this part. “I..I don’t think this is working.”

Remelle sucked in a sharp breath and took a step back from him. He didn’t dare look up to see her expression, and he squeezed his eyes shut as he hastily continued. “I-I really do like you but I don’t think this relationship is healthy for either of us-”

“Wait, wait, wait,” Remelle interrupted. “Relationship?” She let out a laugh. “Oh my Gods, who told you that we’re in a relationship? This was nothing more than release for me.” 

Rowan felt mortification burn through him. “Yeah, yeah, I’m sorry. I just, I don’t think me giving you money is appropriate-”

“Oh my fucking Gods!” Remelle’s voice was shrill. “I’m a student! You’ve got a ton of money - honestly, that’s really shitty of you to say that. You think because you’ve given me money you own me?” 

Rowan coughed, his face burning, and he started as Remelle grabbed his face and forced him to meet her gaze. Her face was twisted with hate, and he felt his chest grow tight as her grip on his face tightened to the point of pain. “You,” she snarled, drawing her nails down his cheeks, “are such a piece of shit.”

“I-I know…I’m so sorry.” He felt nothing but shame now, shame and misery and she held him in a chokehold. At his words, she released him and he wheeled back. 

“It’s okay, Muscles. I forgive you,” she said sweetly, the beauty returning to her face. He felt relief at her words; She forgave me. It’s okay, she’s not mad anymore. 

Remelle hugged him, kissing him deeply. “C’mon. Let’s go find your car.” 

[simpmasterv2]

Get to know you game! Answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to know better.

Tagged by @theloopus tysm for tagging me this was fun ✨️

Last song listened to: had to be I Don't Live Here Anymore (feat Lucius) by The War on Drugs while I was on my drive home. 10/10 song to dissociate to if you just got off work

Currently reading: a few things! I'm in the middle of listening to A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K Le Guin for the first time and Greenwood by Michael Christie (I had to take a break from this one) and I'm also currently trekking through a reread of Orlando by Virginia Woolf bc I haven't read it since college

Currently obsessed with: uuuuuhhhhh oh god I haven't felt the true passion of a hyperfixation in so long, yall know my ride or dies always gonna be star trek and mash but I have had and will continue to have baldurs gate 3 brain worms

Currently watching: like intently? Ghosts UK! Incredibly delightful i will be rewatching

Tagging some friends and moots- pls feel free to ignore, I hope you have a great day :)

@thoughts-of-jellie @ds9mp4 @gunstreet @trashbinary @dykebeckett @halliwellynn @justveeing @remyfire @hunnyhawks @sp0ckism

[beldaroot]

I do NOT KNOW how to appropriately tag/mention someone on this app despite using it for years so I wanted to message you and say your tags on my reddie drawing made my day fr and I will look at them whenever I’m feeling self conscious about drawing, tysm :’)

omg thank you so much for sending this lovely and kind message - it made my day!! i'm so delighted to know my tags can give you a bit of confidence in your drawing abilities! you have a wonderfully polished style already so i hope you don't feel too bogged down by self doubts :') and truly i should be thanking you for creating such wonderful art in the first place that allows me to scream in the tags haha! <3

[camelliacats]

I posted 108 times in 2022

54 posts created (50%)

54 posts reblogged (50%)

I tagged 108 of my posts in 2022

#not a fic - 57 posts

#hp - 52 posts

#harry potter - 52 posts

#ask meme - 33 posts

#send me an owl - 33 posts

#fic rec friday - 31 posts

#mewling about haripo - 22 posts

#3rd pov - 19 posts

#romance - 18 posts

#angst - 13 posts

Longest Tag: 34 characters

#notif arrived just a few days ago~

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

you're nobody until somebody loves you (261-270/∞)

100-word drabbles for a range of ships. *Requests always welcome! Repeats allowed~*

Chapters 261-270: [FFN] [AO3] | ←   → | start from the beginning

Pairings/Characters: Oliver Wood/Terence Higgs, Victoire Weasley/Hannah Abbott, Regulus Arcturus Black/Frank Longbottom, Luna Lovegood/Blaise Zabini, Alecto Carrow/Narcissa Black, Theodore Nott/Draco Malfoy, Amelia Bones/Alice Longbottom, Harry Potter/Cedric Diggory, Percy Weasley/Penelope Clearwater, & Lily Luna Potter/Scorpius Malfoy

Rating: K

Words: 1,000 collectively

Additional info: romance, slash, femslash, cross gen, angst, fluff, hurt/comfort, AU fic, Marauder era, Harry's era, Next Gen era, 2nd person POV, 3rd person POV

Summary: Song by Sammy Davis, Jr., 100-word drabbles by mew. So is unrequited love always unrequited? | Various pairings, eras, etc. Includes het, slash, femslash, cross-gen, next-gen, but nothing too bad. Read it all or only what you like!

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3 notes - Posted March 20, 2022

#4

a proper sit-down

My two favorite Marauders confiding… :'3

Fic: "a proper sit-down" [FFN] [AO3]

Pairings/Characters: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin

Rating: K+

Words: ~1,240

Additional info: romance, slash, lightangst, Maydayverse, Harry's era, 3rd person POV

Summary: With a new war on the horizon, Sirius and Remus finally have a chat, just the two of them, nearly fourteen years in the making…

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3 notes - Posted July 17, 2022

#3

Fic Rec Friday!

Though tagged as Percy/Alicia, this delightful drabble is more of a pre-Percelicia fic with an entertaining focus on Alicia’s friendship with Angelina and Katie. :D After all, who else knows you best, esp when you pipe up that perhaps the Weasley twins are getting a little carried away with their pranks? XD So of course Angelina and Katie have to get to the bottom of Alicia’s new tune... Bursting with friendship feels for the Gryffindor Quidditch witch trio, this drabble will surely put a smile on your face, so give it a read and leave a kind word in a review when it does~ -w-

Follow for more stories and recs with the minor characters!

3 notes - Posted June 24, 2022

#2

@sethmi - Oh, wow! Tysm for requesting for this ask meme! :’D And tysm for the compliments on this Drastoria fic of mine (as well as the follow <3). I’m super happy about that since I’ve got such set hcs about Draco and Astoria, and I’m rather fond of that fic, esp in the Maydayverse. :’)

5 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

A Flight of Fancy

Aaaand this is what happens when you get to thinking about your freckled favs. XD

Fic: "A Flight of Fancy" [FFN] [AO3]

Pairings/Characters: Oliver Wood/Percy Weasley

Rating: K+

Words: ~2,490

Additional info: romance, slash, barely anyangst, fluff, Harry's era, 3rd person POV

Summary: Oliver's got something plaguing his thoughts, so he drags Percy out for a flight around the pitch with him.

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25 notes - Posted February 5, 2022

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[justalilguyoops]

tysm for ur reply about suf em!!! and what u said in the tag ahhh i get it so bad suf had so so much amazing work it’s really just impossible to answer a question like what’s ur fav………….??? i LOVE illinoise too and the lyrics of casimir pulaski day omg :((((((((( (and i just wanna say that i also spell the album name as illinoise with the e idc idc illinoise just makes much more sense than illinois)

and omg there’s a playlist for wipip?!?!?!?!? i failed……. as president of wipip fan club………. so you’re tired being in it is crazy ha ha im going to reread and cry more yay!!! jk THANK U so much em for always having a playlist for ur work really i remembered i was listening to impossible soul when i was reading the ending chapters of wipip and was bawling my eyes out with the last part of that song like “boy we can do much more together” wipip is just so beautiful ahhh after watching saltburn i literally felt like i got trapped there w this sad sad sad story and sad ollie and fully d3ad but also in a way also sad felix (rip) but wipip is like it got me out of that maze (the way that it literally got burned down in ur story like YES)……………………. ok i will stop now tysm ily lilguybabie!!

apologies for taking a lil bit to respond ; ; of course of course!!!! sufjan just really pops off and I feel like he has SO much music that usually gets overlooked? Granted, of course, I don't like it ALL but i do feel like other albums and songs deserve attention too ; ;

when casimir pulaski day comes on i just get so like introspective and have to sit down and listen to it it's just so,,,, hng. the mandolin. the lyrics. it just makes my heart ACHE! and HAHAHA yes!! Illinoise makes more sense AND that's how it's spelled on the cover art!!! sufjan!!! which is it!!!

YES I love making playlists for my fics <3 it really helps with these longer fics, just because it really immerses me in the ~vibe~ and the circumstances of the relationship!! and !!!! I'm so glad that you enjoy my silly lil fics ; ; truly it is such an honor to hear these words and you're gonna make me BLUSH! I am constantly surprised and delighted that ppl seem to enjoy my work and the imposter syndrome fr fr goes hard but!!! i am always so touched to hear that my work seems to resonate with ppl ; ; i truly miss writing WIPIP but i am so proud of it and love it dearly <333 so glad to have released you and them from the maze!!!!! I LOVE YOU TOO <333333

[icouldhyperfixatehim]

🌹💛 send this to ten other bloggers you think are wonderful. keep this game going. 💛🌹

[hello!!! i'm sliding this under your blog door because you're one of the most delightful people this side of tumblr and ideally you should be reading this message at least twice every twenty four hours <3 your tags and energy could power up a big city for weeks and i hope ur having a lovely day!!🌻]

well fuck, i am nOW 🥺🥺😭 tysm loveen, this was so nice to receive, like you just did this to me

[crepuscularqueens]

thank youuu for the tag <3 @apatheticjoy (sorry i made this on a new post bc the other was very long and i live in fear of taking up too much space on a dang website? i don’t know. it doesn’t make sense.) 

Rules: tag nine people you want to know better

three ships: sambucky, wickoff, penntin

first ever ship: idk how to like... keep track of that? probably like tenrose and wolfstar before i really knew what shipping was, once i did probably merthur

last song: the living by san fermin... i was in a Mood (i forgot to post this yesterday morning when i was originally going to so now this is a lie. last song i listened to was self esteem by the offspring please roast me)

last movie: i watched paddington last night to fall asleep to but the last movie that i saw for the first time (obviously not like a new movie but the first time i saw it) was high anxiety. no wait i lied, it was batman under the red hood. i have to consume all the jason todd related content i can.

currently reading: im in my illiterate phase baby! haven’t opened a book in months! i know i said literally six months ago or something i was gonna read this is how you lose the time war and i still have not read it lmao! can’t read can’t write xoxo

currently watching: i just finished titans and im so tempted to start it over again bc i need to be obsessed with media or i will cease to be.

currently consuming: i just finished breakfast i had an egg and spinach on toast w hot sauce. i guess im still drinking my tea tho, so barry’s irish breakfast tea

currently craving: some motivation!

um okay definitely not going to be nine people but here we go @infp-obsessing-over-everything @jedbartlet @stoppablethetramstory (the usual note that you should not feel like you have to do this if you don’t want to)

[stormyoceans]

monica hi!!! reading your vegaspete tags is always such a delightful experience so anyway can you recommend some of your fave vegaspete fanfic?? tysm!!

hello!!! if i have to be completely honest, i still haven't had much time to read as many vegaspete fics as i'd like, and im pretty sure most of them are already pretty well known, but here are some i've really enjoyed and saved in my bookmarks!!

1. Boar Taint by @clandestinegardenias

“When a boar hasn’t been castrated–-do you know what castration is?” It doesn’t seem wise to admit to that either way, so Pete stays silent. “When a male hog is young, they tie a string around its balls. Tight.” Oh god. He’s actually going to explain it.  ------ When Porsche is whisked away from the minor family's compound, Pete stays behind as collateral. He doesn't mind, until he does. He wouldn't do anything to jeopardize his mission, until he will. Until the prince of the family finally sees him, and decides he's worth keeping.

2. golden hour by honeydrip (lmeden)

Pete stretches as he wakes, a languid gesture that fills up the bed and presses him against Vegas. His spine cracks and the muscles in his shoulders scream and he feels the bruises on his side begin to burn. He is a symphony of pain, and he smiles into the flesh of Vegas’s arm. Pete and Vegas get ready to go out on a date.

3. hoping at the gates they'll tell me that you're mine by puckbaes

Missing scenes between Vegas being gunned down and waking up again. Pete takes care of an injured Vegas, what's left of the minor family's business and Macau. He's reminded that while he resigned from his job, the family that loves him are not going to abandon him. Bamf!Pete, found families, and glimpses of life after Vegas wakes up.

4. i fill you up, drink from my cup by petes_vegas

It was evident even from as far away as they were that the man was flirting with Vegas, his laughs echoing throughout the hall in a way that made Pete embarrassed for him at the obviousness of it all. Vegas seemed to play along, to flirt back, his smile and laughter with the man appearing genuine—but Pete knew better. The second the man glanced away from Vegas to look at his phone, Vegas’ eyes were locked with Pete’s. A grin, all sharp teeth, spread across his face. -- Pete and Vegas fight before the first big event they’ve gotten an invite to in six months. They each take it as an opportunity to play a game of jealousy chicken, seeing who will break the other first.

5. let me have you (by my side) by incendir

He would much rather die believing Pete wanted him than live long enough for Pete to regret his choice and leave Vegas all over again. Vegas wouldn’t survive that a second time. [Or, six times Vegas wakes up]

6. lion in my living room by Pettecal72

Vegas looks down at his hands. Hurt him, his fingers say. Do it while Macau isn’t here. You’ve already exchanged the poetry, the pretty words. So do it now. You can make him cry so prettily. Isn’t that how you’ve always shown love best? Isn’t that the only thing you’re good for? Do it— The head on his lap shifts. The breath along his hip skitters, then disappears as Pete turns and looks up. His eyes are black—blacker than black—and he smiles. “Good morning, Vegas.” Vegas swallows. --- Pete helps Vegas recover. Vegas confronts what he wants. Pete eggs him on.

7. Lost Pet by @clandestinegardenias

Vegas has very few things he truly allows himself to care for, in this life. Going through the routine of feeding his hedgehog, only to find that a second pet has left him in as many weeks, might finally be the thing that pulls him under.

8. Pain & Pleasure by @onstoryladders

A VegasPete Tattoo Parlor AU

9. Sweet Disposition by fruitsoda

All Vegas wants is some alone time with Pete. He's going to shoot the next person that interrupts them. Even if they're from his family. Especially if they're from his family.

10. Switchblade Jealousy by kerrikins

When Vegas is called to step in to torture someone, Pete goes along to watch. He doesn't expect to get jealous.

11. Tear You Apart by Scarlet_Fever

Someone tries to kill Vegas, which turns VegasPete into horny murder gremlins. Chaos (and sex) ensues.

12. where it's so sweet and heavenly by saru

Hornbills mate for life. Vegas thinks he understands. — or, Pete is the perfect business partner, lover and father. Vegas wants him to have his babies. Figuratively speaking.