#this took WAY too fucking long

[linkerbell]

stop resisting, narinder 🧐

[orkidays]

We fought together. We die together

[aenthroppe]

speír tumblr would be wild 1 note

🦜slippery-rigger On toilet duty again 🙄 might just throw myself into the clouds later 3 notes

🐺the-travis-matagot Winning another round of illimat. Just your typical Tuesday ✨ 🐦a-different-bird That's why you're the best Travis! 8.3k notes

🐺the-travis-matagot Winning another round of illimat. Just your typical Tuesday ✨ 🤡jolly-jack-official You'll never win back this name 8.3k notes

👩‍💼aenthroppe I think The Island is kinda neat 👼daddy-sovereign Friendly reminder that you cant reclaim the island and doing so is insenstive to victims of drowning 💙 🪂call-of-the-sky So we should just let the mariner come and take whatever he wants? ⛵real-boat-head only people who descended from seafaring cultures or are/were seafarers can reclaim, actually :/ 🏝 islander Not the saltwater purist 🙄 Islands are literally where everyone of us lives?? I think it's time we stop with the stigma around islands and the sea 1.2k notes

🏝 islander Time for my vacation 😎😍 Can't wait for the beach ⛵real-boat-head I hope you sink on the way there 75 notes

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💀 call-me-spit The next skyjack caught jacking off will walk the plank! 💀 call-me-spit *slacking 💦thejerkerrrr

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👼daddy-sovereign Getting so tired of the heretics. This blog is my only sanctuary 😈dead-daddy-soverign But for how long 👼daddy-sovereign 😦 6 notes

🍁 queen-of-forests I swear on my dead husband's corpse if I find another witless idiot bumbling into my glade to become a changeling but NOT being ready whatsoever to pay the price will become a worm 🦜slippery-rigger Hey cool place you got ther-- 🪱🪱🪱🪱 12.7k notes

🌬 express-delivery Postal work is second nature to us couriers, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the hazard haul guidelines and one or two wax seal techniques 🍃righting-wrongs and stamps of course 🌬 express-delivery of course.

[oneshotgremlin]

Surge said the thing and the brain worms overtook me I'm afraid

[kiwikeewan]

fight scene commission for a kind soul on facebook who gave me money in exchange for goods and services

[smoshidiot]

2006 !

[theyoshimister]

does cheshire Have a crush?

Does Cheshire have a crush? Oh, he has PLENTY of crushes. Why don't I just go ahead and list them all~

First and for most in his list of crushes is the lovely Queen of Hearts herself, Queen Emeline~

Hmmm, you're right... Well, why don't we get into the more obscure crushes then, hm~?

Hey, don't you have a crush on that Boo Quette gal? You certainly turn rosy red when she's mentioned~

And what about Tasque Manager? That girl you knew when you were a child?

That may be true, but that didn't stop you from crushing on Cordelia. You know, a literal God.

There's also that Talli girl — a killer doll from another world entirely who has a hatred for clowns.

Now that I think about it, don't you like an alternate version of your beloved Queen as well?~

Alright, alright. I'll leave you be for now.

[appurupai]

he hates his poopy glasses

[ravenwoodalum]

It's here. The long awaited Wizori dissertation. Enjoy!

(and while you're at it, listen to the wizori playlist <3)

[z0mba0]

Millie! :3

Next page of Kayla. A coming soon:)

[zinkleberg]

me & the boys raiding a multibillion-dollar Japanese corporation to kick some ass and cure brain cancer

[newnevermind-sanity]

I am never doing this ever again

[moochio7]

“Polaroid picture” of some self inserts my friends and I made. From left to right it’s hacker, coach, and helpmate. Click for quality that isn’t shit (thx Tumblr /s)

[corals-corner]

Draw King (VERY WHOLESOMELY) playing with Lancer w/ like. Blocks or smth (VERY WHOLESOMELY) please and thankies <3

Playtime :)

Your only getting a very small panal of wholesomeness.

You can see the panel where I just gave up. Also, Angst :).

[blueberry-bees-gay-place]

cutely shares this

sure he has the base Dalish Inquisitor name but I love his gay ass so much 🥰

NOTE: this is my own Mahanon- I accidentally didn’t name him when I started the game and now this is the version of the Mahanon I know

[bending-sickle]

okay so that photo is not a walrus.

that is an elephant seal, and not just any elephant seal but southern elephant seal Minazo raised in Japan's Enoshima Aquarium. if you don’t recognize him you may at least recognize his bucket, which he can has.

these are walruses with humans for scale:

^ Balzak, a male Pacific walrus, Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium (Tacoma), Seattle Times

^ Odin, a male Pacific walrus, Hagenbeck Zoo (Hamburg), Daily Mail

I feel like even people who are saying they'd be more surprised by the walrus are underestimating the visceral shock of being surprised by a 4000 pound animal. That's the size of like, 20 humans! That is so much animal to be anything but overwhelming, right outside your door! I don't care how rational you are a little sparkly guy is not gonna be more of shock than 4000 pounds with spears coming out of its face