#this strayed dangerously close to like pet play? idek how

[excelsior9173]

i need a sugar daddy (or mommy or nb sugar guardian(?), i don’t discriminate) not like, in a sexual way, but in a “i will trade platonic companionship for money” kind of way. or maybe in the way we keep pets. like give me money to do things that make me happy and your reward is my unadulterated joy. like watching a dog play with a new toy

if someone would like to fund my concert habits that would be great. that’s all i’m asking. enough disposable income to go see every show that i want. maybe slip me a little more so i can travel for shows too. nothing too extravagant, just enough to keep my 2-concerts-a-month quota going. maybe enough to go see sleep token again in november

(totally not breaking down over not seeing their shows in toronto no way lmao. i feel insane. i am never this ravenous to see a band multiple times. i can usually go years between shows for my favourites. but not these boys. it’s wild)