#this show is a fcking circus

[gunsatthaphan]

#drink responsibly.

[master-of-stupidity]

Fuck it gonna put all my Tangled rants into a single thread that I'll just continue on if needed-

Oldest to newest btww (also spoilers most of these r about Eugene btw ik ik I'm a lil autistic spare me 💀)

That one part of Bruno is Orange but Eugene coded-

"Did you hear about that Father

Sent his own infant son away

And said "It's to *dangerous* for

you to stay so, I had to *save* you" "

I may be cringe but I am FREE

Yo omg ok so my brother is singin a Into the Woods song while I look at Tangled stuff n it made me remember a scene from the play where Gothel yells at the Prince "Rapunzel can think for herself!" n like- dude Cass said the same thing in Cassandra's Revenge to Eugene! Ooo girlll-

The way I would kill so many ppl if it meant getting a series about Lance n Eugene as kids like broooo imagineee-

Its crazy how like I'll be enjoying my day than suddenly I'll see a post of a mf going "Hey what if Eugene thought he was a yr younger cuz he was like a rlly scrawny kid?" Yeah ok sure n what if I hit u with a *metal pole*

My tangled ocs r so random its hilarious- like it goes from a bodyguard,a greedy businessman,a ringleader,n than that one serial killer who turns ppl into meat pies like how did we get here???? 😭🙏

I just remembered like just a few days ago my brother randomly said "vase" while playing Fortnite n my ass just said "vAHse" just to fck w/ him n like that kinda reminded me of that one scene of Eugene n Cass like damn they were sibling coded frrr lmao I miss em

Wdym there was a scrapped Eugene n Lance childhood episode??🧍And WDYM it's literally everything I ever wished for and more???????? 😃

Would love to see Eugene n Martin Kratt interact solely to see Martin be appalled n slowly lose his mind over how Eugene knows jackshit about animals 💀🙏

I think the Eugene genderbends look so weird to me because none of them kept the infamous goatee like cmon man don't be a coward give that girl some facial hair 🗣🗣

I should not be relating Heather's music to scenes from Tangled the Series yet here we r 😭

Omggg thinking about how Eugene proposing to Rapunzel in tts came from his abandonment issues n him literally not being able to see a life without Rapunzel omgg shut upppp leave me ALONEEE

Literally despise with every fiber of my being how the writers of the shitty Wreck it Ralph 2 movie had fcking RAPUNZEL of all ppl say "Do ppl assume all ur problems were solved just because a big strong man showed up?" They fcking HATEE the movie Tangled *so much* bro istggg

OMFG THE VOICE OF KING FREDRIC FROM TANGLED IS MR. FCKING KRABS WHAT?????

The way I wanna be bold n talk more about the "Over the Corona Walls" ep- esp about Staylan n Eugene n all the icky implications of that but I'm also so scared too cuz I fear ppl won't take me seriously or think I'm overanalyzing too much 😭🙏

Lowkey not over the fact Eugene was willing to trap himself back in an abusive relationship, "leaving" the one person he HAS died for n would die for again, all to save his best friend like bro don't TALK TO MEEEE

As u can tell I am totally normal n not at all ill about Eugene or this show 😁

What if I gave Eugene like- slight wedding trauma after the whole "Beyond the Corona Walls" incident??? I think it'd be kinda cool n in character ngll 🤭🤭

No but that prompt for the unaired Lance n Eugene episode STILL makes me so fcking ill bro stg can't STAND those mfss bro 😭😭

"And if I gave up on being *pretty* I wouldn't know how to be ALIVE" is SO Eugene coded idc idc idccccc

You think if I put Eugene Fitzherbert in The Amazing Digital Circus he'd be a walking dumpster fire considering he needs an identity to function n in TADC u like- quite literally don't have one??? 💀

Was listening to an audio last night n now I kinda wish we knew like- what Eugene's mom was actually *like* in a way considering I don't think her character was ever explored :((

Why is this plushie literally Eugene Fitzherbert omgg I want it nowwww

To the ppl who only see others as their pfps lowkey rlly hope y'all just see me as jester Eugene Fitzherbert cuz that'd be rlly funny n I'd love that 💀🙏 like yes I truly am just Eugene in a jester fit yappin my ass off on twitter dot com LMFAOOO (btw follow me @/theratbatjester)

[sweetestpopcorn]

I know you hate the tv show but saying that seeing a gif of show-daemyra make you wanna vomit is just very rude towards the actors. It seems like your berating the actors too and not just the show.

That’s the thing Anon 😊 you don’t. You really don’t. You also don’t understand the difference about a character making me want to vomit and the actors. You went straight into thinking I’m calling them ugly or something of the sort. That’s how short a sight you have regarding this and you feel the need to police what others are saying 😊

You and many others do not understand the full extent of my distaste for redacted and of what Ryan and co turned Daemyra into: a fcking joke.

What is rude is that none of you seem capable of respecting my wish of leaving me alone with redacted based stuff and I am still getting asks of people who don’t get the memo that I only discuss the Asoiaf canon and don’t give a flying f:ck about redacted canon. Oh :( Matt wash not happy with Lana? Oh I’m sho shad for him :(

Maybe it was because she was a child :(

Also I wish Lana would have killed them all using Jurassic Park including her parents who tried to p:mp her to the local wife killer and especially Rita who smirked at the m::der victim’s funeral. Cause she’s another girlboss ����That would have been the only happy ending in redacted possible for me. Lana becoming queen and ending the other idiots.

On the show I am team “Lana please burn them all”.

Bottom line is anything related with this show makes me want to vomit. Not the actors appearances. The show. Are we clear? Wonderful.

I don’t even reblog something with redacted tag. That’s how much it makes me want to vomit.

And also for your information you have no idea how many asks I have of people insulting the actors’ appearances and I don’t share those. So spare me.

Let me also say this black on white: in redacted I don’t ship Matt and Renada. Let me repeat that I thought it was the equivalent of a fcking circus that Renada told Matt that they were “always meant to burn together” when she went to f:ck another dude with Matt’s saliva still on her mouth and finger grease on her cooch. Also fking rich he was telling her she was a child :( at what?! 19 when he married a 15 year old? Again Lana please end them all.

Matt is a limp d:ck loser of the highest order.

Renada is making Catherine on the Spanish Princess feel less unlikable by comparison. Girlboss, gatekeep, gaslight turned victim. So sad :( it’s really sad you guys. Murder daddy doesn’t love Renada and wants a boy.

[13thdoodle]

Hello hope you're having a wonderful day 💗 just wanted to say i absolutely live for the Freakshow concept in the kitsune au. It would be really interesting to see how it plays out and who has to rescue him. I also am a bit curious of if Freakshow would still make him do horrible things like he did in the show. Or if he still ran his circus using disguised yokai as acts and as a front to distract from the real reason he's in town aka performing an exorcism. Sorry about the long rant Freakshow has always been one of my favorite enemies.

oh hell yeah fcking same anon 🤝

Man i still dont know about the circus part coz it jsut feels.. off? somehow? but yea I was thinking Freakshow is one of those exorcist who collects spirits and yokais and make em to his biddings. He definitely would make Danny do bad stuffs yeah what that is? i have no idea yet

I really want Sam Tucker and Val team up to save him like val dont like him but she cant just let him being controlled like that. It could be super fun~

also this is one of those i got ideas for start and finish but like middle part?? who knows aksjdnaksd like idk where Freakshow gonna leave n how the trio gonna get to em but man i do want akjsdnakndsk

Freakshow could be like... try to make a name for being famous exorcist or sth but instead of actually good at it he got spirits n yokai to fight.. whatever it is he's supposed to purify. like so long no one finds out it would seem legit (or maybe it is a legit way to aksdaksdj idk man) that be interesting. n Danny being quite powerful would be a nice addition to his roster

[idairsauthor]

This Fcking Trial: Episode One, A Bowl of Soup

PLAIDDER: Hello and welcome to the first episode of our spinoff of This Fucking Impeachment: This Fucking Trial. In it, we will discuss the trial phase of Buttercup’s impeachment, which is taking place in the Senate, aka The Greatest Deliberative Body On Earth. With me in the studio is...rather unexpectedly, Ethir mac Briobh. Hello Ethir, did I invite you?

ETHIR: No, you invited Conn, but he really needs a personal day.

PLAIDDER: I bet he does. How many Nauchtian breakfast stacks has he eaten in the past 48 hours?

ETHIR: He asked me not to tell you. 

PLAIDDER: I’m eating a scone right now, I have no wish to judge. All right, well, everyone, meet Ethir mac Briobh, another upstanding Ideiren public servant and also a celebrity lawyer and extremely popular law professor. Welcome to this mess, Ethir. 

ETHIR: I wish I could say I was pleased to be here.

PLAIDDER: I know. It’s a fucking mess, isn’t it? I’ve been thinking all day about that trial at Mypril. I’m sure you have too.

ETHIR: Actually, I was thinking about Slythe’s trial. 

PLAIDDER: Really.

ETHIR: I’d rather go through that circus in Mypril 1000 times than go through Slythe’s trial again ONCE. But that’s the one I think of as I watch this. You think the worst thing that could happen would be for your president to get off scot free. But there are worse outcomes.

PLAIDDER: Uh...yay?

ETHIR: I’m sorry. I’m not as resilient as Conn is.

PLAIDDER: Well, we can’t all be. 

ETHIR: I suppose your...viewers...won’t necessarily know about Slythe’s trial. 

PLAIDDER: A brief summary might be helpful.

ETHIR: She had been accused of practicing dark magic. Her trial was intended to function as cover for the people who were really responsible for corrupting the Order. To make sure nothing went wrong, the Seat voted to change the rules so that magic users could sit on the jury--which we normally don’t allow, for reasons you know, and which your readers don’t care about. This way, they could put enough corrupt people on the jury to ensure a guilty verdict and everything that entailed. 

PLAIDDER: You sound kind of stiff, Ethir. Are you OK? Is it just that I haven’t written you for a while?

ETHIR: Take how Conn feels right now and double that and that’s how bad it feels to me to talk about any of this.

PLAIDDER: I appreciate your being here. So.

ETHIR: Well, I knew the game was rigged. I’m not stupid. But I just thought--I mean their case was terrible. It’s hard enough to get a conviction in a dark magic case even when the defendant’s guilty. And Slythe, you know, she wasn’t like Theamh, she didn’t make enemies. Excuse--

PLAIDDER: I won’t take it personally.

ETHIR: Everyone who knew Slythe at all liked her. And then the way she stood up and denounced them all during the debate--you know--she was riding high, in terms of the ordinary people, she became a very popular figure. So much easier to love than Morat. I thought, I’m a good lawyer and a good speaker and if I just do my job well enough then they’ll just HAVE to acquit her. They’ll realize it’ll be worse in the long run if they don’t. And anyway, she’s my client, she’s a thurking hero already, and a good defense is about the only thing anyone can give her right now that matters. So I went out there and I crushed it. I did, don’t laugh--

PLAIDDER: I know you did, Ethir.

ETHIR: There were more spectators in the courtroom every day. The Cretid repeaters showed up with their cameras. I was RIVETING. Every time I looked over at the finders’ box the ordinary people were just radiating empathy for her. Those dark-hearted bitches sitting amongst them were a different story, but I thought, you know, they have to deliberate before they find. They won’t want to have to show their hand. I suppose they could mindforce the other finders but still, public sentiment--

PLAIDDER: Can we wrap up the summary? Ethir?

ETHIR: Well you know damn well we never got to deliberations. They saw what I was doing and they knew how it was going and they knew they were losing public support. I’d been thinking all along, either they convict and there’s a rebellion, or they acquit because they don’t want that. And they came up with a third option that had never occurred to me.

PLAIDDER: Which was to stage Slythe’s suicide.

ETHIR: Why did you kill her? WHY?

PLAIDDER: I’m sorry, Ethir--

ETHIR: And not even for dramatic effect. She’s just a--a footnote--

PLAIDDER: No. That’s not fair. We don’t see her death but we feel it. It was a war, Ethir. Someone had to die. And given that you fall in love with every shriia you meet, it was probably going to have to be someone you cared about. I’m sorry it hurt you. But our viewers are wondering what the takeaway is--

ETHIR: Well I’ll give you the thurking takeaway: everyone on your side is so excited about how well the House managers are doing and they’re all thinking what Theamh told me before that trial at Mypril--

PLAIDDER: Which was: “Under these conditions they could convict a bowl of soup. Even if the bowl of soup had a really good lawyer.”

ETHIR: No, the other part.

PLAIDDER: OK: “I don’t need you to get me off. I need you to make sure that WHEN they convict me, everyone watching knows I’m innocent.”

ETHIR: Right. Win in the court of public opinion. Well you know what happens when the process is rigged, the jury is corrupt, the government is in the grip of evil, and you’re winning in the court of opinion? 

PLAIDDER: Well--

ETHIR: THEY KILL YOUR CLIENT.

PLAIDDER: Not necess--

ETHIR: When they can’t afford to win OR to lose, they just kill their opponents.

PLAIDDER: All right, but...that only happened once.

ETHIR: If that trial at Mypril hadn’t been broken up, it would have happened twice. I only agreed to represent Theamh because I was in contact with Istria. I went in there knowing I wasn’t going to let that trial finish. I took their tarbhfnaa and I pulled it on THEM. 

PLAIDDER: But in this case...the client is American democracy. Doesn’t that change things? They can’t just...kill it.

ETHIR: They will do their level best.

PLAIDDER: Right about now Conn would normally--

ETHIR: Yeah, he’s not here. I loved the law. I loved it with a passionate love. I watched them corrupt it. I had to live without the rule of law while still being a lawyer. And I am--to use a phrase we’re all picking up from the locals--not OK.

PLAIDDER: At least I kept you out of Redemption.

ETHIR: At least in Redemption it wouldn’t have been my own country doing this to me.

PLAIDDER: You look like I feel, I guess.

ETHIR: I suppose I do. 

PLAIDDER: I guess I have to be the one hoping for better things.

ETHIR: Hope away. 

PLAIDDER: I don’t know how many episodes of this show we’re gonna do. But if we do, I guess I’ll see you next time.

[fearedfully]

a very dandy intro to dandy mott ( fc: chris wood ) from ahs: freak show!! big yikes. tw / murder, mental instability, clown mention.

where do i begin with this hot mess???

mr dandy mott is .... disturbed. and everyone who knows him knows that, but never really did anything about it because for the most part they were just like him. the way he is now is as much learned behavior it is genetic.

he just got to castle rock from florida!!! he left because he was .... drum roll pls .... bored ! he had no one left, who he didn’t

he finds genuine joy in the demise of others! it’s a hobby he has grown fond of during his lonely & isolated childhood with his mother. he literally exhausted all other pastimes and ended up here

ok so to stop beating around the bush, canonically dandy is a serial killer & mass murderer but i am switchin it up a bit. he did NOT commit mass murder. he has/does kill sometimes, just not nearly as often, or as brutally, as he did, in the show. he also doesn’t just fcking kill innocent people, his victims are BAD people & people who piss him off

short ass attention span, will throw tantrums when bored, don’t let him get bored pls. as a kid his mom often hired clowns / took him to the circus / freak show to keep him entertained. he’s a big ass baby but don’t get me wrong he is SMART. he is CRAFTY. just super delusional

his mom gives him literally anything he ever wants ever. he’s spoiled rotten & always has been. this was how his mother has shown him love because she was never affectionate or present for him.

he likes to host actual tea parties. also... he is a fcking WORDSMITH. he is very good with words n writing poetry n stuff. he also keeps a diary

VERY wealthy, can pay off authority figures to overlook his disturbing ass behaviors so he doesn’t even really ... try to cover his tracks at all 

dandy doesn’t just think he’s above the law he thinks he’s literally god or the grim reaper or somethin. and everyone around him fulfills this prophecy of his by enabling the behavior ok.

his catchphrase is sceaming, “I HATE YOU,” about 14 times at the top of his lungs

find some more info about him here (eventully)!

[killinbills]

I reeeeally love the way you write fred for clueless (also for briar, but clueless fred has something else) and I don’t know if you’ll understand the question, but how do you see him? Like, traits and everything else... because we don’t really get a deep personality from the hp books, so... yeah

ok first off i feel u i feel like there’s a difference in fred in clueless vs in briar (and im v glad that u can tell??) but i’ll try and keep this fairly general and not mention briar too much 

right ok sooo:

he’s a gryffindor, which means that he’s brave and whatever, but also,,,,,, he’s an aries so like he’s probably very chaotic??? and as well there’s that quote of ginny saying “everything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve” or something, and for that she was referring to the twins’ influence, so that also suggests him being pretty chaotic but in a fairly ambitious way?? like with the shop…….. im not being funny but u have to be pretty fcking ambitious to think, at seventeen years old, you are capable of running an entire business and having the shop on the street that’s basically the wizarding world’s oxford circus

also for the longest time i’ve always felt that like, out of him and george, fred is the one that’s a bit more…. out there. like george isn’t exactly quiet he just isn’t as in your face as fred?? like for example if both of them had their respective girlfriends/boyfriends,,, fred would be a lot more public with showing how much he cares for this person,, whereas george wouldn’t really,,, he’d sort of just make sure that that person knows how he feels (if that makes sense??)

bc of the shop and how detailed all of the joke products are, both fred and george must be thoughtful. but like with fred especially i feel as if he would make such an effort to make the people they care about feel special and cared about (there’s a scene in clueless that sort of shows this but like……… that’s not for a while) (and even in the chapters published already….. he literally INVENTED something so that he could talk to briar likeeeee!!!!) like he wouldn’t necessarily call it romantic but like…. kinda sorta is lbr

also from the books we can get that fred is hot-tempered and also i think he’d be quite protective as well?? like getting involved in arguments because he wants to stand up for his friend (cough briar.) other times it would just cause unnecessary arguments but like in general it wouldn’t take much to piss him off if you tried to lol (and then like he’d say stuff without really thinking it through and there’d be Issues bc of it)

and then there’s like the general things like he makes jokes and whatever but i think he’s a lot more caring than what comes across in the books and like he’d definitely have a soft side it’s just that harry, his little brother’s friend that stopped voldemort, wouldn’t see it. like,,, in terms of the deathly hallows – there’s no way he saw his twin brother with his ear cut off after the battle of the seven potters and he wasn’t panicking about losing him. like u can’t tell me he wouldn’t have been shitting himself

also in terms of briar in clueless……. i wouldn’t necessarily say he would be scared to admit his feelings but rather it’s more like he doesn’t know if she feels the same and doesn’t want to risk their friendship bc of it. but also in general she’s one of his closest friends and like he cares about her so much anyway

ask me questions!!

[gunsatthaphan]

kant, bison, fadel and style meeting each other on the beach, each thinking they killed each other