#this should not have come to me as easy as it did djaksjjss

[seokjinsonlyone]

Good morningggg Ari gworl! Now don’t judge me on this and mainly why I’m thinking about this in the am. But like I love your headcanons so I just needed to know 😂

What percent BDE does each member give off???

girlie you don’t even wanna know what be going through my mind in the morning sksksjjd so this is a judgment free zone 🥳 also THANK YOOOUUU now let’s get down to business 😈

yoongi: 613% walks around with it draped over his shoulder like a cape like anyone who’s masculinity is as secure as his gotta have a third leg

joon: 444% think about the fact that we never seen joon naked the rest of them (aside from yoongi) have bared their souls to us like okay we had the occasional nip slip and his biceps make appearances and he’d have to wear a binder in order to hide his tiddies but like we ain’t got the full effect thus far like he’s the only one that got the hoes weak in da knees over thoughts silhouettes freaking words he starts talking about art and the girlies start swooning also look at his feet

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jin: 212% i’m not even referring to the king condom scandal like this man he just does and says whatever he wants you gotta be hanging to not care as much as seokjin like

the way he ate the tannies up in his investment evaluation like a whole singer said the music industry’s six feet under sjakjdnekwjs if his dick ain’t big his balls sure are huge (i know bc they was chilling on the counter that one time)

tae: 110% he’s just so self assured in his weirdness that you know it’s big like he got a easter island head tissue dispenser and

whatever this is going on and a host of other atrocities and then his affinity toward jazz like he’s in a league of his own and so is his junk

jungkook: 98% i mean… if he doing it every hour every minute every second seven days a week and it ain’t shrivel up and fall off yet gotta be a pretty big package nah mean

jimin: 95% now this is one very domineering man and he really does seem decently hung but even more so he seems like it doesn’t matter what size his dick is he knows how to use it very well like man without a doubt will have you seeing stars and ya know that’s what bde is all about me thinks

hobi: hobi is not a sexual being he’s a little baby cutie pie and he belongs in my pocket HOSEOK on the other hand stands at a solid 75% tbh he got them fboi vibes like the ones that you know get around but at the same time they’re really cool and funny so you don’t dislike them he has that energy where you’re like you think it might be but you’re not sure and you kinda wanna find out J HOPE is at a good 87% like a very diligent ceo type beat tbh but like a benevolent ceo he’s a great boss to work under but can and will crack the whip if necessary especiallywhen he’s in dance teacher mode you just KNOW that he’s packing something serious and JAY has like 1000000% bde he got that MONSTER Schlong like god it’s just bopping around smacking anyone within a 5ft radius BEWARE of jay bc honestly that’s one ride that you may not make it back from 😭😭😭