#this shit is actually selfish smh

[muttoncon]

i saw the vampire mel au someone suggested and i raise vampire frank for ur consideration. frank, on the verge of sucking patients dry, stealing blood from the hospital just to survive, seeing mel willingly donate her own blood during the mass casualty event? omg. freaked out vampire frank and unbothered ethical blood donor mel… this has been bouncing around in my head. hope u enjoy

i’m like a sleeper agent when i hear someone talk about vampires so this will be a looooooong ass post. however fair warning my bestie/old roommate is a huge horror fan so they have lowkey made me a lil toooo freaky abt vampires so like... teehee (quick shoutout to my health science bestie for helping me with medical shit)

mel finding out that frank is vampire and he's so fucking nervous about it but she's like "oh! you can just drink mine!" and of course he jumps to conclusion of drinking it straight from the source but really she's suggesting stealing blood donation equipment and just handing him bags. it's the safest option but... man did he wanna drink right from her neck smh

after doing a few quick google searches you can safely donate whole blood about 6 times a year (every 56 days) and they take about a pint (or 2 cups) of blood each time. i am of the freak variety that believes that vampires should also be cannibals. this will be important for later.

anyways! they continue this cycle of mel bagging her own blood for frank, him drinking just the bare minimum to keep himself going, and stealing a bit from the hospital to supplement what mel can't safely give. frank is... getting by. he's not doing great! but he's not starving so it's better than nothing.

mel, however, is constantly worried about him. he's told her before that he's basically only drinking the minimum amount of blood possible so that he doesn't die. she wants him to feel full, to feel good, not just fine. and she's lamenting about how she's so sad that she has a whole week of bleeding blood that isn't actually drinkable blood, because menstrual blood has uterine tissue and just ugh it's such a waste.

now frank has the option of either being a good guy and telling mel not to worry about him or admitting to her that vampires can eat raw human meat as well. he is a selfish, selfish bastard and decides to go with option 2. mel is delighted. the only problem being that period blood doesnt really store the same as actual blood, so frank has to be even more of a fucking weirdo and wait around (or sneak into) the bathroom with mel while she's on her period to take shots from her fucking diva cup. (god he just wants to eat her out but he's tryna be somewhat of a gentleman).

somewhere along the line they start actually dating. and that's really dangerous. because now he has access to her body in ways he didn't before. he can get close enough to her neck to smell the blood pumping through her jugular, can kiss up her arms and trace her cephalic veins, when he spreads her legs to eat her out he mouths over her femoral. just fucking torturing himself.

mel gets a little caught up in it all and starts letting him eat her out during her period. it's a nice way to ease her cramps and he looks really good with blood all over his mouth. she starts to really consider letting him drink from her arm (the neck is a little too scary). he's so considerate that she trusts he'll stop when she tells him to.

frank, once again, is selfish and ignores all the major red flags in this logic. it's like having sex without a condom, there's not a real difference in the feeling, but your mind tells you there is. blood is blood, but god does it taste better when he's sucking it from a live body.

so they decide to try it on a night where they'll both have the day off the next day. mel eats an iron heavy diet for a week in preparation (she'd started taking supplements when this all started but it never hurts to be extra prepared!), they buy new sheets for her bed in case it gets a little messy, and buy new cute band-aids to patch her up when he's done.

it's very romantic. they light some candles, frank made the bed so that mel is perfectly propped up against the pillows, she's dressed in a cute silk nightie so he has full access to her arms, he even gives her a nice massage so she's all relaxed. he's sitting next to her supine body, gently holding her arm up to his mouth, looking to her for one last confirmation that this is okay, and once she nods it's like he blacks out.

his teeth sink in and once mel gets over that quick shock of pain in her arm, she watches frank close his eyes and feast. now she's donated enough times to know that it usually takes about 11 minutes, but frank keeps going even after her little timer goes off. mel starts squirming a little but all that does is make frank bite down harder and fuck it's really starting to hurt. she's feeling faint and she keeps calling out to him but it's like he's in his own little world. small droplets escape the corners of his lips and mel is so fucking scared but she can't help but think that frank looks so beautiful.

all mel wants is for frank to be happy, to be well fed, and if that means she might die then she's okay with that. maybe it's this acceptance of death that wakes frank from his blood-drunk stupor -she didn't even say anything, just went limp and calm - but he extracts his fangs from her forearm in a panic. she's weak but awake enough to answer questions and softly smile at him. frank patches her up, makes her take a few gulps of a protein drink, and tucks her into bed.

frank decides that he'll stick to just drinking from bags. unless it's a special occasion, then maybe he'll bite (ba dum tshhhh)

[11queensupreme11]

Beelieee 🥺 and loki 

"Congratulations, Lord of the Flies! Your son looks just like you-" Beelzebub:

How beel and percy be like fr:

Gonna be real with you, queen. I still stand with my concern for beel. His very actions are literally clashing with percy’s fatal flaw and idk i feel like shes gonna resent him 😭 and then bros gonna flip and idk burn down switzerland or smth. And that scene where he kinda basically admitted or showed that he would rather have percy miserable here in his universe than have her be with another man…I still find him mad attractive but it really does go to show that, at the end of the day, he’s still a god. And gods are nothing but selfish. While he “loves” her, his jealousy reigned more important to him smh

And yeah Loki’s bum ass got rejected womp womp.

Lmao but fr i kinda feel bad for the guy, like dude really was ready to sacrifice his life for her (which i find kind of sweet? Because its opposite to beelie’s selfishness. loki was ready to risk his life for her in a moment’s notice and it holds more weight for me cuz beelie is already suicidal in the first place, and loki’s whole deal is ltrly being selfish by being a little shit. So the fact that he resigned his selfishness for her to fight hades without the guarantee of an escape…..bro was real romantical in that moment not gonna lie). Tho that wont stop me from making fun of him through memes tho lol

And finally, apollo will be soloing the next fanmemes because i love him sm

ABOUT THE BEEL THING LMAO YEAH HE IS EXTREMELY SELFISH. and it's not even just because he's a god but mostly because he's the devil. yes he can be very sweet and loving ofc, but at his core, he's still the devil. you know about the seven deadly sins and stuff (like wrath, pride, gluttony, greed, lust, sloth, and envy???) he very much embodies those cuz you know... devil lol. but yes, he is very much gonna be VERY screwed in the later acts when percy finds out all the sabotaging he's been doing to her behind her back.... beelcy shippers, i don't have ALL of it planned, but get ready for angst 🤪

and as for loki I'M GLAD YOU FOUND THAT ONE SCENE SWEET 💖 but he's still a cringe loser and we should absolutely continue making fun of him as well as the other yans 💖💖

NOW ONTO THE MEMES

the beelcy baby 😭😭😭 this is so much funnier for me esp since i recently just found the perfect faceclaim for a beelcy baby LMAO 😭 i can just imagine percy in the background frantically trying to stop her crazy ass husband 😭

AND LOKI WITH THE POKI BABY! he's either just floating and making it LOOK like he's stepping on the baby's shoulders, or he actually is stepping on the lil one's shoulders and they just got shoulders of steel (which still checks out cuz godly babies are still gods after all), but either way, percy's whipping out that slipper to beat his ass. for stepping on her son AND for trying to kill anthonius 💀

[revvethasmythh]

I have nothing to add but I'm so glad to see all the posts you reblogged about the Ruby Vanguard situation like. I legitimately stopped watching months ago because the discourse around it was so stupid. IRL religion does not map to DND religion! They're killing people, and everyone somehow still on the reddit atheist "what if god bad actually" edgelord shit smh. Will probably start catching back up soon.

I think the ultimate rub of the situation is that it truly is irrelevant whether the gods are good or bad. The point is that the Ruby Vanguard is killing people, en masse, for the sake of releasing Predathos, which will also kill all the gods. en masse. and after that? who knows what it'll do when it gets hungry again. It is a MASSIVE threat to the universe at large, even for just it's unpredictability. Because what happens after all the gods have been eaten and it needs to still eat? What does it eat then? No one knows, not even the Ruidusborn who have connected to it. And besides, Predathos eating and replacing the gods would just give you one massive tyrannical god in charge of everything, especially if Liliana's claims that Ludinus is just a piece of Predathos' plan and does what Predathos wants him to do are true (I don't know that they are, but it's what she believes).

I also think people struggle at lot with the idea that the gods of Exandria are imperfect and fallible beings. There are evil ones. Even the good ones are capable of great harm. They're not that different from humans in that way, which makes sense because they created humans. And while I agree that you cannot map d&d religion onto any irl ones because in d&d the gods are 100%, explicitly real and that fundamentally changes how it works, I must say that as a practicing pagan polytheist it does lend. well. a specific and perhaps useful perspective on what it's like to worship a fallible and imperfect pantheon. The gods are not good or evil, they're just...the gods. Capricious and benevolent and stubborn and cruel and just and selfish and giving all at the same time. They are a force in the world. But, importantly, they don't demand faith. They simply reward it when given.

Ludinus and Predathos and the Vanguard--they demand faith, though, don't they? Or at least they will, when they're in charge. That is tyranny.

[im-out-of-it]

season 1, episode 7, I present part 3

23. FUCK I KEEP FORGETTING WHERE I LEAVE OFF but anyways, alec has made a fool out of himself and I’m here for it. the funniest scene in the whole episode

24. Luke took the “you’re pack leader, you don’t need to ask for help” when it comes to clary because it doesn’t mean putting clary above your wolves each and every time especially when it means downworlder lives are at stake smh

25. Jace saying this will take all day when clary is looking at pictures of her mom. bro her mom is gone????? usually I’m not on clary’s side but that was just a rude ass remark

26. “It’s not like this is the first time alec has saved your life. I doubt it’d be the last.”-Izzy. that’s the whole premise of the books and the show

27. well, simon is on his way to becoming a vampire

28. side note- I like how Camille and Magnus have similar styles. black nail polish, eye shadow, lace clothing, moods can be similar

29. “I’ve been so focused on my mom, i haven’t realized all you’ve done for me.”- clary 🙄 all jace has done? HE HAS RISKED NOTHING. Jace could go on and kill as many people and the clave still wouldn’t care. but if Alec did the same? then it’s a problem. Alec risked everything and now it’s come to bite him in the ass. Clary is one of the most selfish characters in this show. I didn’t realize all you’ve done? oh because we break clave rules for everyone? she doesn’t understand or care about rules or any of the ramifications. she only cares if she gets what she wants

30. I still don’t see why clary has the gifts “angels” gave her. the most undeserving, selfish character who uses the angel gifts to get what she wants at any cost (I see using them for actual purposes and when it’s needed but she abused the purpose for them)

31. ew the worst kiss ever 🤢 I won’t torture y’all and attach a gif. I actually care about y’all 🥹

32. side note- the straight characters can kiss for hours on end or pages worth but when it’s a gay couple, it’s like a second or half a page. not saying I need them to make out for 20 minutes or so, but it’s something I constantly see in media 🙄 straight characters always gets more screen time but at least here, Malec gets a better developed story

33. “I want this institute on high alert, clary only matters” -jace. bro you can’t just force the institute to look for her. you aren’t in charge of it and thank the devil for that

34.I just want to talk about Alec for a second. everything he’s been dealing with I’m assuming in the last few days- feelings about jace, jace not choosing him, family duty, family honor, meeting Magnus, trying to decide if he can be happy, gay, and a shadowhunter all in one, being a shadowhunter, covering up for a girl he doesn’t like, taking all the heat, watching the guy he supposedly loves (I’m not here for Alec and jace stuff) catch feelings for the girl who keeps ducking up his life, and now has to watch that guy make out with that girl who is making shit worse for his family HAS TO FUCKING HURT

35. and Izzy knowing how Alec feels 😭

36. I’m just so sad for Alec. I don’t want him with Jace but it hurts my heart to see Alec sad over this worthless dick. he deserved so many apologies and amends from season one. ALEC WENT THROUGH IT

37. Izzy stealing the spotlight one pair of heels at a time (this happens in the next episode but whatever, Izzy slays)

38. now let me go cry for Alec 🥹 ITS OK HE WILL BE HAPPY SOON

39. well Simon is dead now so clary is going to care until he’s dead. vampire Simon coming soon 🫶🏼 I mean, raphael did warn him but this can 100% be blamed on clary. and I can’t wait for Simon to go off on her about this lmao CLARY CHOSE FOR SIMON

thank y’all for attending our Alec deserved better meeting and whatever name we used before. 39 (I think) was the number today 🥲 let’s see what we get for our next one, and thank you to anyone who is here and reading the dumb shit I post, love y’all

[ohwell-itsme-but-danganronpa]

me when people are hating on Ouma's actions in game like. I just support him, actually

Ves: REAL she looked good doing it

if it were me I would get more crazy for a lot more selfish reasons, and I would punch Kaito back sooner, good for him for keeping his eyes on the goal

fr fr, look at him in the closing argument, that's my babygirl

Ves: the closing argument artist thinks so too

he did not have to go that hard but HE DID IT FOR ALL OF US. A HERO

haters will act like he's irrational, but he stuck out so long with no support system since he couldn't trust anyone and managed to play things off even when he was finally starting to lose his shit in a situation when it was reasonable for him to feel like this (tbh even fans make him often crack way more easily to make shipping content, when he's so resilient and then on the other hand not really lone wolfing it either bc he cooperated as much as he could) his way of going about things was smart, there isn't much else he could do, Tsumugi was setting up others to distrust him as well

Ves: AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! he did he lasted so fucking long in the worst possible situation he tried so HARD to cooperate and it just. did not work. if i think abt how quickly his plans fell apart i will explode i'd b doing so much worse in his situation

sometimes it's just like, you're talking about paranoia? trust and attachment issues? untreated mental illness? I think we have to be introduced, there's so much I could show you. I am not saying he doesn't have anything of the sort, but there's a lot more of reasonable justified distrust there, and still, it could be so much worse, trapping the next person who thoughtlessly assigns him diagnosis in a demonizing way in a room with me and making them listen to me rant about my failed relationships history for educational purposes

they will learn about all kinds of issues

Ves: it's trueee people act like he's so strange for breaking down but LIKE??? HE'S PRETTY NORMAL FOR THAT ACTUALLY???? he clearly already had Issues but the killing game was perfectly packaged to dig into those this is why DRS and UTDP mostly suck at characterizing him they're still stuck in the idea of him at his absolute worst he was nicer even in ch1 than he is in some of those events

[and then my amazing wife dropped this bomb, and she says I'm the smart one smh] Sini: The thing is, there’s him being shitty on purpose and him pretending to be the mastermind/making himself appear suspicious. There is a clear difference in how he acts. In DRS and UTDP he usually just comes across as playful. Yeah he’s a jackass, but I think his whole “bad guy” persona (the one we see in the beginning of the game) goes beyond the killing game. I see it as a way for him to protect himself, to push people away and not appear as vulnerable. As he’s said before, everyone always sees him as a villain so it’s the perfect role for him. I think that reasoning goes beyond what was happening to him in canon. I do agree his characterization could’ve used a bit more reworking, but I think for the most part they did a good job in showing how differently he acts in a peaceful setting in small ways. The fact that he never uses his scary sprites once or is seen to be more nice with characters like Mikan and Gonta. Especially with Gonta, where he seems to be more vulnerable around. And while this was probably just a mistake, I like to think him being shown as not as pale in DRS as a sign of him getting better. In a non killing game environment he seems to be doing pretty well for himself. But that’s what I believe, anyway

Ves: h that's really sweet actually,,,i may have been a LITTLE hard on the side modes. it's mostly the way he treats kiibo that drives me INSANE, the mikan n gonta stuff is [ok hand emoji].

Sini: Yeah, I agree. I can understand the Kiibo hate, but he doesn’t have to go as hard as he did in game. It’s not like there is a reason to suspect him. The only thing that could maybe explain it is maybe he suspects he could be tied to Monokuma? Since he, the Monokubz, and Monomi do exist here. He was rude to Monomi and seems to suspect her of being not what she seems ALSO, he’s always gonna be a little shit cause he’s a greedy whore. He wants attention and entertainment so badly.

Ves: THISSSSS it's so important i have seen so many people question why he does things where the answer is literally just that he wants attention like there is not always a plot sometimes he just wants shuuichi to chase him

Sini: That’s all there is to it He wants his crush to chase him like in his favourite novels Live the fantasy

Ves: it's part of why they're so good together!! shuuichi as a detective is v used to obsessing over details and giving his whole attention to something in the way kokichi wants HE'S A NERD THAT ALSO EXPLAINS MANY THINGS

Sini: They’re both nerds. Even more reason to why they are soulmates

Ves: kokichi receives the Detective Stare and goes TEEEEEHEE

Sini: IT’S HIS DREAM COME TRUE It’s just like anime! He’s living anime rn

Ves: i think his hair should curl up at the ends when he gets excited as a treat

Sini: To compliment Shuichi’s sentiment ahoge When he goes to his room after an exciting day with Shuichi, he flops on his bed, kicks his feet, and squeals into his pillow

I feel a little ashamed when reverse happens and I am posting something someone else started and I took over, but with this all I can say: follow @vespertin-y and leave nice comments for my wife so we can prove it to her that she is smart and her takes are divine.

[sneeblbop]

MOONFALL VANESSA !! who is she what is she like what job does she have what does she like abd or dislike!!! :D/nf

HIII THANK YUO MOEAN !!!!!!!!!!! just a heads up I'm really bad at putting my thoughts into words properly so this might be all over the place. lmk if I need to reword smth that doesn't make sense

okay so. Vanessa tehee i love vanessa RAAUAUHHAGGHEEGHEGHE EGRGHGR RGRGRGHHGRGHR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok so if you didn't see the post from a bit ago abt moonfall she's gonna be one of the main characters so her lore will be pretty relevant + WE'LL BE FRIENDS WITH HER !!!!!!!! KIND OF !!!! YAHOOYIPEE

So she's going to be the nightguard like in the game, and she does NOT like to work with people. Which is pretty reasonable bc ppl are annoying and loud and can't take the hint that she can't handle it.

She just like me fr she'll explode if anyone interacts with her at all but at this point it just aggravates her more than anything. She's at the point where her hair is always broken and split and greasy and her nails are never cut and she can't even keep up with brushing her teeth. Her hygiene isn't really really bad, she just hasn't been able to take care of herself besides what was absolutely necessary for the longest time. (Though it might get worse at some point. tehee) She's rotting in bed all day yk

She's kind of like Sun except maybe a little worse. She's selfish and a bit rude but probably way less clingy than Sun is.

Why is she like this you might ask ? well. hheehe teke grhge rgeghr HHGRGJE R HHh GR AAIHHHRI RAUAHAHGG! V!!@@@!!!!!!!!!!!anyways

So I'm not actually 100% sure what's going on in sb with her or whats canon so I'm making shit up so don't maul me for getting canon lore wrong pls I'm having fun ^_^

For moonfall i think even before glitchtrap got to her she was still like. uhm. mentally ill .i don't know how else to explain it💀

When she was younger her mom was pretty strict with keeping her perfect image. Vanessa often had emotional outbursts or got upset over small things easily and her mom demonized her for it. She expected her to be agreeable and perfect all throughout her life smh

She was reminded quite a bit that she shouldn't be like this and she shouldn't ever be mean or angry or have intrusive thoughts or do any wrong whatsoever. She was told and reminded over and over again that she shouldn't be like that.

She wasn't treated like a kid that was just learning and growing. Her parents really fucked her up and drilled the thought into her head that she isn't allowed to be angry. tehee

There's also the fact that she had no social skills whatsoever at the time (technically still doesn't) but other kids were just. eeueuhg.

She was the type that would only be in a friend group bc one of the mean girls decided to make her their pet/didn't treat her as an equal.

Even if she did make a friend it wouldn't last for long because god she does NOT know how to maintain friendships. She wasn't the smartest in making decisions either, so being alone really affected her. (She also wasn't the smartest academically, which also sucked.)

Growing up and graduating didn't help either. She was still alone and basically thrown into something completely new with no one to support her. Her first few years were trial and error.

And also lets talk abt the virus and how that affected her. I'm not sure yet how she got it but ill figure it out later probably.

So as you can imagine you probably wouldn't react lightly to being forced to kill someone. Or watching yourself kill someone without being able to stop. I think at first she'd deny that it was real and maybe try to get some help because she did NOT want to see that again, dream or hallucination or whatever it was.

At some point the "hallucinations" got so bad that they started affecting her during work, too. (The virus showed up some time after becoming a security guard) And they got pretty specific too, like putting chips in the robots at your work.

That's when she started to see glitchtrap !

live vanessa reaction

HFEHGJW anyways that's when we come in yayyy :3 We'll basically get to see her get worse and worse until she's forced to ask for help (woah she didn't know she could do that !!)

OH yeah I forgot you asked me questions . likes and dislikes okay hhm

likes: Her fav animatronic is chica yayy😁 - maybe she'd have a chica plush too that'd be cute actuallu - sewing/making anything with her hands- she would have tumblr. what a freak. - collecting things yayyy!!

dislikes: being talked over - being babied - trying to get the stupid fucking fursuit on (ik shes supposed to be brain dead when shes mind controlled or smth but its so funny to me. Actually maybe she can kind of just be herself. IDK anyways) - taking care of herself. worlds sleepiest soldier

okaayy im done rambliing now thank yuo moeen !!!!!!!!!!!!

[grape-jucie-dog]

Next TE/MOverse tap session goes to...

TAROT TWINS!

The Tarot Twins, Upright and Reversed, are inspired entirely off of Teagan's Tarot EP albums, and their designs and personalities are based on the songs in the album! (Upright's pants may change to better fit the song smh. Same with Reversed.)

Behold the twins in all their glory!

After Teagan had finished writing the Tarot EPs, these little guys kind of just... appeared. No one quite knows where they came from. But they haven't left, and Teagan ended up falling in love with them.

They're the shortest of the crew, and definitely the most mischievous, but they are NOT, I repeat, NOT. Children. They're both grown adults, please don't baby them 👍🏽 (This hasn't actually happened, but just to be safe.)

Upright is the more outgoing of the twins. She's very egotistical, and she might come off as a little selfish at times. She's the loudest of the two, and she's definitely not afraid to speak her opinion.

Despite this, she really does care for her sister. For how many times they've gotten into fights, she would do anything for Reversed. She never means to hurt her, but her ego can get in the way of things sometimes.

Reversed is a little more... For lack of better term, depressed. 💀 She's definitely the more depressed of the two (not that Upright isn't), and she can get a bit obsessive sometimes. As much as she loves her sister, and would truly do just about anything for her, she often feels Upright can be slightly manipulative at times.

This can be a huge factor in their arguments, and they can go fast without talking. Typical sibling shit. They always make up eventually, but Reversed is growing tired of it.

Oh! Fun fact! They're not human. Good luck trying to guess what they are.

Also! New characters! :3

[dawn-the-rithmatist]

I wanna hear about Hazel!

THANK YOU BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HAZEL!

Hazel is a grave cleric of Shar and also a very old lady and ex-adventurer. She used to be her party’s rogue, but they’ve all passed away now either as a result of their adventures or from old age. Please imagine a very witchy neighborhood grandma who flips between saying the Weirdest Shit You’ve Ever Heard and the Wisest Shit You’ve Ever Heard.

She’s adventuring again for the first time in decades with her new party, who she’s about four times as old as (except for the elf. The elf doesn’t count though, because while the elf party member has TECHNICALLY been around longer, she’s not actually old by elf standards. Still a whippersnapper smh smh). Her hope is that she’ll get together enough money to visit her family, who moved to another continent.

Her brother was in her adventuring party, but he died in combat- it was what made Hazel give up adventuring. She raised his daughter, her niece, who always quietly resented Hazel for not being able to save her dad. The neice is the family who moved away, and has since gotten married and had kids of her own.

So Hazel is this person who has dealt with so much loss, both of friends and family, and is having the experience of isolation and loneliness that comes with old age. She’s a grandma who has made scarves for every party member, and she’s also an ex-assassin who killed five people in our last game. She has a bet with the Shar that being the god of loss does not make her inherently evil, and is striving to embody what that would look like. But also, she’s selfish and refuses to let any of these upstart whippersnapper adventurers in her new party die before she does (because she’s old, dammit, leave the dying to those who have already lived!) (because she is very tired of losing people, dammit, hasn’t Shar collected enough?)

Anyways uhhh yeah Hazel. I’ll stop now or this post will never end.

[transwicky]

Ok but superpower au where metaphysicality isn't Johnson's only power.

It's just the one he focuses on.

Johnson's low-key the strongest mutant/meta/super/whatever word you want to use, but he does NOTHING WITH IT.

He's like 625 from the lilo and stitch cartoon tv series. He has all these powers and abilities, could cause the WORST hell in the world, but he chooses...

"Sandwiches"(aka just vibing and helping Ngozi with the comic).

It'd be fucking hilarious, especially if like, only 1-3 person of each grad year on SMH actually had powers. He's the only one his year.

Shitty is the only one in his and Jack's year, though John's p sure Jack has one too. Shitty can make anyone trust him, but even Shitty doesn't know that's a literal power; everyone just thinks Shits is a casual (normal person)

Lardo has a power, Holster and Ransom don't, but John thinks they have low-key powers that aren't "powers" (stupid power classification laws). Lardo never tells him what hers is, and that's fine with John - the less he knows, the better.

Bitty, Ollie, AND Wicky all have powers, but they're definitely not "real" according to the super power classification laws - Bitty can alter time for a small bit, not long enough to be a Real Power, Ollie is a power amplifier, and Wicky is a speedster like the Flash from DC Comics, complete with wearing a power suppression necklace under his shirt (he still eats a lot, and the coaches actually made him not follow the diet plan because that's federal law: speedsters eat a lot, even on the suppressors, so Wicky just needs to eat, and John was kinda jealous).

Dex has a power, the other 2 frogs don't. Dex can fix literally anything mechanical. Maybe not technical, but electrical/mechanical? Yeah. Car, an oven, toaster, electric wiring, shit like that he can fix, even if it's DEAD, but that's a temp fix, you have to replace things eventually. It's cool. And handy.

Whiskey is definitely on the government's watch list, John just isn't sure what his power is.

Tango is also on the government's watchlist. His power is telepathy and telekinesis (like Jean Grey from the X-Men). He wears a power suppression bracer on his ankle for it, too, a thing John thinks is bullshit, and it's no wonder Tango asks all these questions, between the autism and his suppressed power, poor kid is confused.

Foxtrot's power is a lot like Black Canary's from DC Comics.

Louis can manipulate sound vibrations, it's part of why he's obsessed with music. Pretty strong, John's a bit surprised he was let into America.

Bully has no power.

Hops has a mundane one that has the potential to be insanely powerful. He can manipulate things if he focuses hard enough, but it's not strong enough to be noteworthy from the government. (It is why he's great at video games though.)

John hopes he gets strong enough, and he'd love to see him and Tango team up for some wicked awesome super hero shit, it'd be swawesome (no seriously, if they went rogue, it'd be devastating, but hilarious).

But then there's the others.

Guy from the Falconers has fast healing, it's why he gets into fights on the ice.

Kent can mildly see the future by at least a few moments - he wears a suppression thing too, during games at least.

Scraps wears a suppressor too, he can mimic voices/sounds.

Georgia Martin does too. Hers is mundane too. Scouting isn't the power, but her power is why she's scouting for the Falconers, despite being the assistant GM.

Snowy has one.

That dickhole Carly has one.

Three people on the Schooners have a power too.

Just people having powers and some not even realizing (Holster), or being painfully aware of it (Ollie, Wicky, Bitty, Tango, Foxtrot).

John feels bad for the ones who know about their powers, or have the government watching them, the ones that are strong enough that they're suppressed.

Maybe that's why John hides his.

He doesn't want to be watched, or suppressed by the government; he's seen how much it hurts Wicky, and he's selfish, and doesn't want to be in pain.

After graduating, John goes into hiding.

[11queensupreme11]

Your favorite and least favorite things about ror and pjo?

PJO

favorite things:

pretty much the entirety of the first series!

i love how rick was able to perfectly (imo) entertwine the ancient greek world with the modern world

i especially love how most of percy's journey was similar to the ancient greek heroes' journeys in the myths

THE FACT THAT PERCY REJECTED GODHOOD TO TRY AND GIVE DEMIGODS AND MINOR GODS A BETTER LIFE HE'S SO SWEET I LOVE HIM OMG

no seriously, i LOVE how instead of being selfish and becoming a god, he tried to actually fix the root of the problem so no other child would ever go through the same things his generation of demigods went through THATS HOW YOU END AN OPPRESSIVE REGIME, I'M PROUD OF YOU PERCY

everything about the last olympian. he writes war and battle SO well, my heart was literally pounding throughout the whole book!!!

the character deaths.... they gutted me, but they were executed so well

least favorite things:

the gods weren't very similar to the mythical counterpart.... like how pjo!poseidon was a chill, mostly nice guy whereas in the myths he was a rapist psycho.... and how pjo!ares was implied to be abusive towards clarisse whereas in the myths ares respects women and killed his daughter's rapist (tho i get why he couldn't do that since this is a kid's book)

the entirety of heroes of olympus 💀

no seriously, i didn't like any of it

the lost hero and the son of neptune were okay, but after that things started getting messy. probably because of how many main characters he had to write about

the plot was very very.... weird??? especially around the part where they were looking for the physician's cure. a side quest took up a major chunk of the book

BLOOD OF OLYMPUS WAS SHITTY OMG

the final battle against gaea was so lame!!!! the seven weren't even fighting here, only a few of them were!!! the fact that piper was able to put her to sleep too even though rick literally wrote a list of ways charmspeak would fail AND GAEA CHECKED EVERY ONE OF THEM???? yet piper succeeded anyway???

no seriously, i was expecting the last olympian kinda shit in blood of olympus, but i got NOTHING

rick's shitty view of 'feminism' wasn't feminism at all, it was more misandry (the hunt) and piper ESPECIALLY had some glaring internalized misogyny

i get he was trying to make her a feminist icon, but he really failed with piper. piper clearly hated femininity and looked down feminine girls AND SHE WAS PROVEN RIGHT because 99% of her enemies (major or minor) were girls that were comfortable with their femininity and rick had her triumph over them every time

rick's favoritism over piper. her charmspeak worked on opponents that it shouldn't have worked on (gaea and khione), every other female character suddenly gets downgraded whenever she's around (drew, aphrodite, annabeth, the entire fucking aphrodite cabin, etc), none of her actual flaws were called out (this is mostly because rick never intended for her internalized misogyny and obsessiveness to be her flaws, they were created by accident and noticed by the readers).... and you get the point

ROR

favorite things:

the character designs are sooooo 🤤

99% of the characters have 8 pack abs OR MORE

THE GORE!!!! WOOHOO I LOVE THE VIOLENCE (in the manga at least.... the anime censored it smh 🤦‍♀️)

there isn't really much worldbuilding yet but i love what we've been given so far!!!!

the fact that the mangaka was able to create a universe where ALL the gods of ALL the pantheons are in it and it doesn't look like a hot mess??? much respect!

THE FACT THAT FAMOUS HUMANS ARE FIGHTING TOO!!!

THE MATCHUPS ARE AMAZING LIKE IMAGINE BEING TOLD NIKOLA TESLA WAS FIGHTING THE DEVIL

the death scenes!!! yes they're tragic, but they're so well done!!!! the way lu bu's men rallied up to join him in niflhel, the way every human grieved when adam, their father, died, how tesla's last words were to give hope to humanity, I LOVED IT ALL 😭😭😭

least favorite things:

i really need them to explain wtf a demigod is cuz i get how humans are considered demigods (they're humans with the strength of a god) BUT I REALLY NEED AN EXPLANATION ON HOW THE VALKYRIES ARE CONSIDERED DEMIGODS 💀

the gods were.... kinda underwhelming. they seemed more like superhumans than actual gods. poseidon didn't use his water powers? hades didn't summon the dead? no lightning from zeus? most of the gods were fighting physically and not using their actual powers which was kinda...... meh

the list of fighters for both humans and gods.... the gods literally have 5 greeks and 3 norse gods whereas the humans have 4 japanese fighters 🫤 i'd like a lil more diversity

the way the fight scenes are animated in the anime..... they are so bad..... like SO bad 😭😭 my jaw dropped when i watched them

the censoring of the violence and gore in the anime 😔

[https-dreamaboutme]

this is so real smh. "but what if joking abt it makes them feel better-" at the expense of everyone else being comfortable?

like my ex friend from ages ago used to just randomly talk abt her

sh mid convo and then rub her wrists whilst joking abt cutting herself like DUDE. WE WERE TALKING ABT TWILIGHT. we were nervously going hahhaaaa real.... bcz how tf else r we going to respond???

same when she randomly went on and on abt how poor her family was (it was actually a lie she made up too ^^) and everyone was just kinda...

like we didn't know how to respond to that shit but she'd start saying stuff like "omg im sorry for joking abt such dark things, i can't help being hilarious" no, you are selfish and make other people awkward bcz you wanna make them feel bad via trauma dumping.

[im-out-of-it]

I honestly for the fuck of me cannot remember what happens in 3x11 so if jace does show remorse for hurting Alec and Magnus sacrificing everything, it’s been blocked out of my brain

but for the time being, I will be that salty bitch until I get to the moment

but my comments still stand true because jace in the entirety of the show (worse in the books) does not give a fuck about Alec

🗣️ JACE DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ALEC

because let me break it down if any jalec fans read my shit or someone says “but actually” NO. if jace cared about Alec, he would’ve made amends a long fucking time ago. if the parabatai bond actually mattered and wasn’t one sided, jace would be feeling Alec a lot more. (you know that parabatai bond lighting up his stomach) but jace just likes what Alec can do for him and how Alec constantly saves his ass

IT IS NOT ALECS RESPONSIBILITY TO BABYSIT JACE OKAY!!!!!!!!

and I truly think Alec just keeps saving jace because he’s been living with that dude for so long and because the writers don’t have any balls to actually make jace pay any bloody consequences

those are five cents I’m adding. this whole storyline was one of the worst they did and blah blah blah the books and whatever but they could’ve actually gave clace some growth and not made it all about them

because now I have to watch the most selfless sweetest man give up something he’s had for centuries and is a part of him just so he could save the toxic tainted insufferable egotistical insecure selfish narcissistic bastard of a dick!!!!!!!!

(did I use enough adjectives?????)

and instead of giving focus and thanking Magnus, it’s going to be another save clary campaign because apparently we haven’t done enough of this smh

SO I APOLOGIZE (NOT REALLY) IN ADVANCE FOR MY SALTINESS JOURNEY THANK YOU ✨

[villainouscloaksarecool]

mk just finished TFATWS in preparation for thunderbolts*. NO SPOILERS PLS. also. this is a rant so be warned adnjskbnjk bro how did they do john walker's story so well but fuck of karli's so bad????? like brooooo. she was so horribly written. she was a straight up terrorist who was pissed off about an event that literally nobody could control. and she fucking THREATENS SAMS FAMILY but guys its fine bc "well i wasn’t ACTUALLY going to kill them" like no fuck you fuck you fuck you. just fuck off like threatening CHILDREN just to get sam to... talk to you? thats low dawg thats like ugh omg. this story wanted to make me feel for her but they kept fucking that up bc they needed her to be an antagonist so there were some kind of stakes. so they made her super trigger happy and willing to kill ppl. like it wasn't like she was even pushed and this was her last resort SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO NEGOTIATE WITH THE SENATORS SHE JUST KIDNAPPED THEM AND THEN TRIED TO KILL THEM LIKE DAWGGGG. like that's not even smart how is that going to further your plan at all???? ugh smh. literally everything else in this show was done really well but the flag smashers plotline was a clusterfuck and they should have just cut it all together. and then sam insisting that they're not terrorists when they were literally terroizing ppl like sam... why do you care so much about karli dawg she literally threatened your family and is clearly beyond reasoning with. she doesnt even seem to care about the people she's fighting for. when they're all questioning her methods and being like "hey... maybe we shouldn't kill these senators like we're not comfortable with this" she literally doesn't give a single shit she just forces them to go along with her selfish plan. and no amount of the writers throwing in scenes of her sobbing crocodile tears and going "i'm sorry....... :c" will make me like her. fuck you.

[barbatos-sama]

i've been trying to think on the positives so i've started a list of things that i will not miss once my mom is gone:

* the clutter: obviously the biggest one. no more stuff she brought home even knowing she had no purpose or space for it. no more stupid birdcage in the basement that's been sitting there for 15 years unused. no more pile of junk in the dining room that i have to sift through to get to the bottled water. all the stuff piled on top of our fridge and cabinets are gone, we can actually close our medicine cabinets again, there won't be shit tons of her laundry stacked in the basement.

* no more fridge/freezer that's full to bursting: she'll buy food that's on sale in bulk despite us simply not being able to eat it all. you might remember the time she bought 20 sticks of butter at once. that one pissed me off especially because i was thinking about how many ppl less fortunate than us could have used that sale and how she decided to be selfish and buy more butter than we could possibly use all for herself. it made it so shit could never fit in our freezers or fridge because there was stuff just piled in there getting freezer burnt, and then she'd blame us, especially me, for "not eating it" even when we didn't ask for it / we simply can't eat the 20 macaroni meals you bought in time for you to buy 20 more.

* no more eating my freaking pies. this is a small one but it's always made me butthurt, whenever she gets a cheesecake or pie "for me", i get like one piece and then i wake up the next day and she's eaten it all. she's always like "well you didn't eat it" and im like i Was eating it i just can't eat an entire fucking pie in one day, normal people finish a cake/pie over the course of a couple days they don't eat an entire fucking pie in one sitting. you're just eating my pies mom! (that isn't to say one is a bad person if they Can eat a pie in one sitting but these are supposed to be Shared pies. just drop the pretense that the pie is "for me" if ur just gonna eat it all mom 😭)

* no more becoming enraged if i lock my door.

* no more of her loud music. she'll have her phone blaring music at the maximum volume and act so fucking offended if i ask her to please turn it down. it's fucking loud i can hear it across the house and it sounds like SHIT through the phone speakers anyway why do you wanna hear it like that. acting like a teenager smh

* no more judging me for being awake at night while she is also awake at night

* no more seeing her pull down her pants before she's actually made it to the bathroom + no more of her not locking the bathroom door

* the bathroom thing actually makes me so mad, she won't lock the door and acts like you're the one at fault for assuming it's unoccupied since it's Not Locked. also she doesn't even make any effort for you Not to see her on the toilet as well like she just lets you come in and see her without trying to stop it, as if she wants you to see her pissing or something, it's weird. if you complain about it she's like "i shouldn't have to lock the door in my own house" and i'm like that's something you say if you live Alone not with two (sometimes three) other people. lock the door asshole

* no more of her blaring loud ass alarm in the morning. she has it once again at max volume and the thing that is most annoying about it is that her phone isn't even next to her while she's sleeping most times, it's across the house in the kitchen charging, aka right next to my and my dads room. why she can't charge it in the living room? no idea. but i have to hear that shit every single morning and now i won't anymore.

* no more slurping her fucking soup so loud you can hear it in the next room 😭😭

* no more of her dog snarling and barking at me in my own home

will add on more if i think of any

[tomodachi-stargaze]

TVD 2×8

Ugh not the ‘noble ancient werewolf whatever’ kidnapping arc… I remember finding this dull bc of how much they end up dragging it out 😑

Elena why were u even alone???

-Jeremy and Stefan using their brains: hmm where Elena? 🤔🤔🤔

Me: she's kidnapped duhhh

Steffy has the NERVE to accuse Damon of kidnapping Elena… ugh.

And now we got Bonnie doing gross witchy shit.. why do they always cut the palm???yuck

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Jeremy wants to save his big sis, come on u guys..

And again Stefan is all “why would u help..?” to Damon.. like bro pls.

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Stefan: “why are u here? Is it cuz you love Elena? U CAN TELL ME >:|”

Damon: “idk who that even is sooo”

Stefan: “>:| srsly”

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Petrova curse lore finally droppin… yeah Elena they're gunna kill you even though it should be Hagerine. 🙄😒

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Bonnie and Jeremy being a thing was always kinda weird to me… ngl. 😬

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Damon sharing his blood bank caprisun with Stefan is kinda sweet…?

Then he finds out Stefan is drinking Elena's so he gets vindictive smh

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Elijah IS one of the baddies that I actually like.

…

Even if he is creepy. lol

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Vervein doesn't affect the oldie vamps, huh.

But flash grenades do. :)

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Elena showing up at the top of the stairs.. gazing back at Damon and then Stefan stepping between them… thx I hate it. :)

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Steffy FINALLY apologizing to Damon.. :’)

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And Damon showing up in Elena's room again..he looks so torn. Ugh.

Elena: “Damon no. Pls-”

Damon: “let me say it just this once- I love you, Elena… And because I love you I can't be selfish.. I don't deserve you.. but my brother does.” *wipes her memories*

Me: N O O O O OO O O O

[meangan-thee-lesbian]

So this type of thing is a daily mf debacle in one of the Australian girls advice groups I'm in and literally there will always be dozens of comments being like 'you should have the kid uwu' and not any actual realistic advice like 'an abortion is gonna be a lot cheaper than raising this child, which I dunno how you're gonna do if you have no house, no job, no partner, etc. You really want to drag someone else into this shitty life you got? You want this kid to grow up in poverty with an absent father? That's presuming there's not something wrong with this kid already on account of all the drugs and smoking the baby daddy's been doing. But actually who cares about this man's opinion on whether you get an abortion or not, he ain't gonna be the one paying for this kid, that's gonna be me and every other tax payer who'll be funding this needless procreation, so maybe that's who you should be asking. And this tax payer says GET THE GODDAMN ABORTION FOR THE LOVE OF GOD'