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“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?
#fallout#fallout tv show#fallout tv series#they were raised to respect the Golden Rule they’re a bunch of fucking kindergartners#theyre MEANT TO BE CRINGE#plus if you keep watching you’ll SEE WHY THEY DO THAT#don’t quit in the first episode when you have so many more to explore wtf is wrong with them!!! it’s a good show!!!#sometimes I think people like to hate things just to hate them and I understand. truly. i am a certified hater too#but don't dog something that has reasoning!! you're meant to cringe! and you'll see why!!!#GIVE IT TIME IT WILL MAKE SENSE I PROMISE#fallout spoilers
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Here is another portion of that goofy victorian interaction
Can you tell im really enjoying their nose dynamic(💞)
Tbh the Legend of Baskerville theme from this series is a total banger, and considered a love theme (by me). Go listen to it on youtube now!(minute 25:55)
Having a lot of thoughts on the Baskerville episodes from this series being the most mysterious and entertaining (to me), especially as a kid, due to the soundtracks, almost complete absence of Sherlock, sudden change of setting to the countryside, etc., etc.
The last time i rewatched it though, they just appeared to me too long, but its probably because i was busy drawing throughout the sequence. I have to re-check sometime soon.
#victorian dads wow#shoulder massage is the realest love language i dont make the rules#sherlock holmes#soviet sherlock holmes#sherlock holmes x doctor watson#doctor watson#vasily livanov sherlock#vitaliy solomin#johnlock#vasiliy livanov#fanart#drawing#sketch#doodle#art#old victorian couple#long live#as they say#the gays#bro i completely fucked up that hats anatomy lmaoo#kinda deserves it tbh bc wtf is this#YO I PAINTED OVER#I JUST NOTICING THE FLAWS#FUCK AHHASHAH#but thats olright#innit
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i know tim would most likely already have multiple samples of his own dna while cloning BUT the thought of him just slashing across his palm in order to get his blood... deep enough to leave a scar that will forever remind him of what he did... in a desperate attempt to, if not get kon, but at least get something... like idk. kinda sexy if you ask me
#that would be so unnecessary dramatic plus lab safety rules are like bro wtf#but i just can't help myself#im just a girl#dc#dc comics#timkon clone baby au#timkon clone baby#tim drake#red robin#timkon
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godddd I love watching scandalous local news clips from places I've never heard of, never been, and will never go. like what do you mean the HOA is demanding residents leave their garage doors open for eight hours a day?! and you interviewed a nine year old about this?! wait did she say somebody was living in a garage? and that's why everyone is being punished? we glossed over that so quickly
#hoas are crazzzzyyyy#rules for a house u own like wtf#sometimes more strict than an apartment complex#like what do you mean you're demanding people leave their garages open#like first of all its literally not your business if they have people living in the garage
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The fandom god discussion is interesting, but I feel it’s sometimes hindered by an unwillingness to separate gods from mortal society, or even a sort of over-eagerness to project our own reality onto them, which simply doesn’t work. I've seen the gods referred to as rulers or tyrants demanding worship (which I kinda understand because it’s something Ludinus says in-game, though it’s funny to see fandom corners confidently repeat the inaccurate talking points of the antagonist) but more interestingly I've also seen them referred to as a higher/the highest social class, as colonizers imposing themselves on mortals, the raven queen specifically as new money. Overall these comparisons tend to talk about the gods and their actions regarding Aeor in the past and predathos/the Vanguard in the present less as if they're about saving their own lives and more as if they want to preserve their powerful position.
The gods, by their very nature, are above mortals. They cannot be compared to any mortal ruling class because they didn’t choose or strive for that power and cannot feasibly get rid of it/step down/redistribute it (nor do they actually in any sense rule; killing the raven queen, unlike killing an actual queen, will not end the 'tyranny' of death), they simply have it by virtue of being gods. Saying that’s unfair or unequal and that the gods should be killed because of it is akin to saying it’s unfair a mountain is bigger than you and demanding it be levelled, except the gods, unlike mountains, are living, feeling beings who shouldn’t have to die because some people can’t stand the idea of not always being top dog. Thing is, the gods themselves ultimately understood this power imballance and that they can't help but hurt Exandria the way humans can't help but step on bugs, and thus removed themselves from the equation by creating the divine gate. Saying this isn’t enough and that they're clinging to power is just demanding they line themselves up to be killed.
#critical role#cr3#downfall#nella talks cr#ultimately all these 'ruling class' comparisons are simply flawed and don’t work when under the slightest bit of scrutiny#gods arent rulers or tyrants bc they don’t rule and can't be deposed#they are representantations and guardians of (mostly natural) concepts#and those concepts won’t go away bc you killed the gods. death and nature and the fucking sun will still remain#they aren’t colonizers of mortals (wtf lmao) who demand they be worshiped and mortals live according to their oppressive rule#again did you watch calamity? not even before the divine gate did the gods demand worship or even respect#they were never less respected than during the age of arcanum and still they were just chilling#(until someone released the betrayers and they had to step in to stop the ultimate destruction of exandria)#technically you could argue they were colonizers against the titans but even that feels like a stretch#the titans to me feel less like people and more like representations of the chaotic and deathly side of nature#being angry they were killed sounds like being angry someone stopped a hurricane just bc the hurricane was there first#I'm sorry but that hurricane would've flattened you. it wouldn’t appreciate your support bc it isn't a person#and 'a higher social class' fucking NEW MONEY? this is just blatant projection#I'm sorry but not everything more powerful than you is a stand in for oppression#sometimes it’s a narrative stand in for nature and i promise nature isn't oppressing you
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Idk y'all like at this point it just feels like there's nowhere to go for long time mtg fans who are more interested in the game's original settings and stories.
Half of all sets in a release block going forward are UB, and now UB is legal across all formats? Grand, sprawling stories like the Phyrexian invasion are given a set (and a shitty half If they're lucky) to resolve, when they would've been given a whole release block to themselves in the past.
Nothing against those who enjoy UB, I'm not gonna stand here and pretend I didn't buy the fallout edh decks. If you like an IP and it comes to magic it's exciting! If it brings in new players that's great! But at a certain point what's the true priority here?
Old players generally aren't interested in most or every UB set. Players drawn in by their fave IP being in magic are a lot less likely to invest in the next sets. More casual players often can't afford the premium usually placed on UB sets. Wizards has to pay out God knows how much in licensing fees to monster companies with more money than them like marvel. Clearly this isn't sustainable.
But at this point it truly and genuinely feels like magic is not interested in telling it's own stories in its own unique settings. It doesn't care about giving it's writers the time to actually Write. It's more concerned with original settings staying "on theme" then actually feeling like fleshed out worlds with deep and complex lore.
I'll be shocked if magic Doesn't become nothing more then an IP blender game within the next 5 years. And if it does become that then it'll be an even quicker limp into the coffin.
Draft is dead. The future of EDH is uncertain at best. Standard is basically just for competitive players and tourney grinders hoping to make money. UB is going to dilute any remnants of originality and writing magic could be bothered with.
But hey the hasbro stock holders are happy right? Number go up? Number go up good? Damn it all for short term profits. Who cares what happens in the long run.
(I want to clarify that I do not bash the writing and lore of magic to bash the People writing it. Rather the Company that does not properly support them and give them the room to nurture their stories. I don't even necessarily want to heap all the blame on wizards. I have no idea how much hasbro forces their hand. What a slap in the face to see magic have some of its most successful sales ever with lotr and bloomburrow and Still face massive layoffs. This. Isn't. Sustainable.)
These are my opinions I'm venting
#mtg#magic the gathering#sky speaks#I could make a separate post about the new blocking rules#um wtf are the new blocking rules#why
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Prompt 273
You know what? We need more Good parents Fentons.
And you know what else? Technically, Jack helped Danny defeat Pariah via the use of the Ecto-Skeleton. And like, that’s his son, his baby boy. Sure Danny is and has always been a mommy’s boy, but it doesn’t change that fact. They’re both already feeling horrible about the fact they could have hurt him, they could have hurt their son- they have hurt their son, killed him with their inaction and never again.
So when these oversized jello-eyeballs try to insist that their baby, their precious baby boy, take a crown? Become a king when he’s not even out of highschool, when he doesn’t want it? No. Hell no! That is his Danny-o, his baby boy who was terrified of his own parents!
Which is how Jack, despite technically still being alive even if so-very ecto-contaminated, became the Ghost King.
And for some reason there’s several ghosts rather happy about this- oh, these are his Danny-O’s ghost-parents? Not-ghost parents seeing as some of them have never been anything but a realm denizen? That’s really fascinating- y’know what, want some fudge and we can exchange childcare- Maddie dear come over and meet our co-parents apparently!
Now it’s not all easy, but they’re trying their best, and that’s all that can be asked.
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Which is perhaps why it’s so exasperating- or as Maddie would put it, downright infuriating- that it is now, almost an entire year and a half later that the Heroes finally arrive to investigate. Well, at least he has plenty of fudge since it’s almost time for the council meeting.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Ghost King Jack#Jack is never picking up a gun again#Why yes they did have a one-night stand with Constantine before#The fentons adopt Ellie as soon as they can which also ends with some conversations with Vlad#Lots of conversations & therapy and Y E A H#Jack is like an unmovable object and Danny is like an unstoppable force#Dan gets snatched up the moment he goes back in time from his timeline#He has no clue wtf to do because it’s Not Fair that Danny gets this#That he gets his parents- that he gets acceptance#Dan doesn’t realize until the whole Fentom Family (& Vlad) hugs him that he realizes he can#Jordan is very overprotective of his second chance at family thanks to trauma#Somehow him and Vlad get on well together- probably the villain-leaning habits#GIW had a complete info blackout on Amity to the point they erased the existence of the city#Hence why it took so long for the heroes to find out#Eventually via Deadman after he disappears for a bit & returns telling them there’s a new king & everyone#is getting little information packets on new rules & getting their paperwork taken care of#Pretty much getting visa (Sp?) cards on what they’re doing in the living world
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cheng weimin and shao yuanyuan abandoning cheng xiaoshi at the tender age of 8 years old gets even more fucked up when you think about how they know about the photo diving ability and that bahati is a school related to abilities
like okay listen. one of you has the ability to go back in time by clapping your hands while looking at a photo. presumably you know that abilities are passed on to children. they can activate at any time, perhaps during traumatic moments like with the twins. one of you went to teach at a school for superpowered kids so presumably you know how this works.
and you think you can just abandon a kid with unactivated powers?? leave him with trauma ripe for awakening abilities? what if it wasn't the bridon photo that triggered it huh? what if cheng xiaoshi, at the tender age of 8, cried so hard wondering about his parents and then he accidentally claps himself into a random photo (IN A PHOTO STUDIO! A SHOP ABOUT PHOTOS!! WHERE HE LIVES!!!) with no one to guide him? what if he gets stuck there??? as a kid???
like okay yeah lu guang discovered his ability at 7 years old but apparently someone was there to help him. and also his ability doesn't like, harm him physically. he's not possessing someone or anything. so we're all just lucky cheng xiaoshi never discovered his powers until he was an adult because like. if he discovered that as a kid, lonely as he was?? he'd be so fucked. oh my god. just thinking about it gets me heated like what the fuck cheng weimin. shao yuanyuan. what the fuck. what if your 8 year old kid with abandonment issues got stuck possessing some random person and he doesn't know what's happening. he doesn't know anything. his parents left him and he's not even himself anymore and he's not home and how does he fix this, how does he go back. the horror of it all.
#mine musings#liveblogging link click#link click#link click spoilers#syy you're still one of the most interesting characters but wtf girl#every day i think about how cxs has such a strong heart like. my god#i can make this more fucked up actually because imagine if what triggers this is the earthquake news#bc we KNOW cxs was so distraught by the news that he cried to ql wondering if his parents were caught in it#so imagine a scenario where he's watching the news he sees pictures of the earthquake and he's thinking of his parents#and accidentally. claps there#like. oof. TERRIBLE way to find out your powers. mayhaps worse than how it happened in yingdu#sorry i'm trying to write a horror lc fic so my brain is leaning towards this kind of thinking these days#actually wait what if i write this as a closed loop oneshot au kinda thing#like what if 2008 cxs accidentally dived as chen xiao holding the camera......... thinking of his mom.........#and then flash forward to S1 earthquake arc and cheng xiaoshi Remembers this#wait no he can't dive as chen xiao so i guess he'd dive as the cameraperson from the news#unless cctv footage rules apply#if someone else wants to write it btw feel free#i'm not staking claim or whatever. ideas are free on this blog
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"Oh I don't even know if you exist, as I understand existence."
Bonus: Walton trying to put down his glass but the table being too small or too low for him to put out the effort lol
#why did i thoroughly enjoy this movie lol#jack was so funny though!#and garrett good lord dude#he has no right being that hot all mopey wtf#that hair is fucking gorgeous#i get why jack got all obsessed#seriously what choice did he have#you walk around all sad dusty cat and you get a hot desert stalker!#it's the rules!#there were so many little moments of Tom just being moody and gorgeous and it was so hard to decide which ones to gif!#mojave movie#garrett hedlund#stalking in fiction tw#spoilers#I feel like this should get a depression tag#i mean that's what this movie is ultimately about right#depression in fiction tw#a tag for my gifs
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#seriously wtf was that#a clusterfuck#Hungary and Monza and the luck not talent comment#and when they finally get on stage the presenter says papaya rules 😭#the team is designed for cringe#love them through all their cringe#landoscar#Lando and Oscar reliving the emotional crimes they did against each other throughout the season
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People cheering when Damian gets beaten by his older siblings will never fail to make my blood boil
#like wtf#his older siblings have the right to defend themselves#but that's a literal child what are you cheering for#hes traumatized with ass parents#you wouldn't turn out the best if you were raised told you were a king born to rule and spent ever damn hour training to be a soldier#dc comics#dc#damian wayne#robin#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason todd#black bat#cassandra cain#tim drake#red robin#Damian Al ghul#damian wayne al ghul#talia al ghul#batman#ra's al ghul#batfamily
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have you see this website? it looks like a useful resource if you want to look up some of the moves in a particular wrestler's repertoire, or if you dont know what theyre called
#postzon#i saw this and was like wtf this rules. how useful!! i have trouble remembering what things are called#i mean otherwise i'd be looking at ____'s top 10 coolest move compilations on youtube but this is a really nice overview#wrestling#aew#must be a blessing for ppl who regularly make CAWs
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Saw asshole earlier today and he sneezed bc it was dusty and my immediate response was "lmao gross" as it always is, but then he fucking goes "some people get off on that, you know" and naturally I was horrified 😭 but he laughed at the face I made probably bc he though I was scandalized, and he doubled down with "yeah some people think sneezing is sexy so you're welcome" LIKE DOES HE KNOW. DOES HE KNOW OR IS HE JUST MAKING FUN OF ME
#snz#i hate it here bro wtf was that 😭#like genuinely idk if he knows about the kink#or if he's rule 34ing in and assuming it exists#or if it's neither of those and he's just poking fun at me for being a germaphobe#but regardless i was mortified#like i was fr just trying to vibe#how am i supposed to be normal under these circumstances#also idk what to call him here ahdkkask#like he's still my partner but that word has Connotations and he's just my work partner#for now lmao#but still idk how i should refer to him so he can just be asshole for now ahdkakks#partner posting
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Never understood how the IC was additionally mad at Nesta "whoring" herself and using sex as a coping mechanism as a bad thing yet say nothing when she's pursued and does the very same thing with Cassian despite her emotional state being exactly the same in both settings.
They already forcefully stopped her movements. Stopped her drinking. And fuck, even stopped her damn sugar intake. Why not go a step further and stop her sexual endeavours too, seeming everything she does is so destructive and uncontrollable?
Wait, what? It's fine if the person she fucks is a male that has no respect for her boundaries, they approve of and also cares for HIS feelings more because of some stupid mating bond, yet they never push Elain to explore hers because they don't give af about Lucien? Of course, right. How silly of me to think the force proximity trope in this sense was anything but predatory behaviour on someone forced into a world she wanted no part in and gain further trauma from. Made worse when by the end of the book, Nesta still feels unworthy of love, but figured complying to the IC was a better option than the alternative - made into an actual enemy they'd feel justified in opposing because she's such a "danger".
#Cassian needs and emotions always being catered to is so childish#if they wanted to help Nesta - why not introduce her to the literal therapist that support the abused women in the library?#Nesta has to do life their way - otherwise its too chaotic and uncontrollable for them#says the same people that party at Rita's - drink loads - fuck in public - and are canonically violent regularly 😑#rules for thee but not for me#sjm critical#pro nesta archeron#acotar critical#anti acosf#anti rhysand#anti ic#wtf cassian?#cassian critical#feyre critical#Free Nesta - ol girl is trapped with jealous bitches
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Is there anything more bone-chilling as a woman who teaches in a middle school than when a male coworker starts to complain about kids breaking the dress code? (Or not EVEN breaking the actual dress code since ours is really lax, but breaking the dress code in their mind)
It's never good.
It's never a good time.
#sir please the children wearing leggings are not being immoral wtf#no its not just about following the rules leggings arent against the rules remember#no i understand that you think they should be against the rules but thats not the same thing#no i do not think that a tank top is a safety issue I teach English not woodshop#sir I will kill you if you say its about self respect again I dont care if its gonna make the teachers lounge uncomfortable
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Bro the amount of fandoms I was in but not in was insane. I have like over 200 art prices that have never seen the light of day and are just sitting on my iPad. But they aren’t good to me anymore so I don’t wanna show ummm 🫠
Like take this picture:
Rodrick looks like himself and the picture is old but fun to look at
BUT THIS ONE
RODRICK LOOKS BOTCHED AND CHOPPED 💀
#rodrick heffley#digital art#fanart#original art#rodrick rules#diary of a wimpy kid#greg heffley#old art#wtf is going on
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