#this reads like a shitpost and i am hammin it up but honestly for real

[mspbandj]

ok look im just gonna say it, the idea of being thin scares the absolute shit out of me, fr. wheres the security?? wheres the structural integrity?? out there lookin like a pothole could snap your paper straw ass lookin leg. I was out walking in a major wind storm last year and a flyaway pizza box hit me in the shin, and honestly that GOD im built like an abandoned nuclear facility or buddy.... big yikes.