#this professor flirted with On a flying car (is not a irl professor. he looked like a dude from Star Trek) and I jumped off the flying card💀
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had a very weird dream.
#i was even speaking in french????? IN FRENCH???#like a professor was speaking in it thinking I did not understand and I went like “bro i did 13 years of French”#in French obv#(which is true)#also flying cars???#this professor flirted with On a flying car (is not a irl professor. he looked like a dude from Star Trek) and I jumped off the flying card💀#but the creepiest thing was my family and other people (idk who they were) that wanted to play real Russian rulette#and I did not wanted that#because there was EVERYONE (my gramma#mom;..)#and my mom started mocking me for it?? and she told something like “ah l’amore e le stelle sapete che lei è ossessionata” (she told this#to a NUN that was there btw)#and this mocking actually also happened irl…💃#idk what she has against Dante#but I corrected her SCREAMING CUZ EVERYONE WAS CRAZY LOUD#but I bet. like you know you could shit yourself…#shot* NOT SHIT💀#nobody was listening to me so I took my grandparents and went out#oh my#i need to get ready now#I have a beautiful 17 km trail for today💃💃#have a good day if you made it this far:)#my blog stuff#dream
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