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[lordgolden]

wheel of time two truths and a lie but they're all true, there's thirteen of them, and it's just the forsaken's villain origin stories. I mean, we have an evil philosopher who wrote shit titled "the disassembly of reason" that wasn't very mainstream so he was probably salty about that, a guy who turned evil bc of a thirst for power (ok legit) but then wasn't productive as a general bc he had so many lovers, one guy who was born a day after lews therin and held a grudge against him since then, ANOTHER guy with a grudge against lews therin bc he's taller (who was a professional athlete btw. this is like idk, lebron james holding a grudge against obama), ANOTHER man obsessed with swordfighting who was ALSO jealous of lews therin, a biologist who was mad that the ethics committee came down on him for human/animal hybrid experiments, a historian with a bad temper, a musician who was mad that another pop star's album got a better score on metacritic than his, a researcher who literally bored a hole in reality and released the dark one but above all else just wants to get back with her ex, a world famous doctor who could heal anything short of death but loved torturing people, the worst teacher you had in high school x1000 and murderous, a holier-than-thou therapist who just said fuck it and indulged in every single sin, and an evil ACCOUNTANT