#this post is 1000000% positive btw

[minevn]

first ramble of many: im feeling insane but hear me out. i’d just read this reddit story, in which OP’s bf would bully them online, anonymously, with different accounts and platforms, resulting in OP turning to the bf for comfort.

in irl circumstances, this is gross af, obviously, but i genuinely feel like kei is the type to do this same thing if he’s dating mc. you know, with his hackerman abilities and whatnot…..

he does hate seeing mc hurt in any capacity; mental, emotional, physical, etc. but he also takes a sick pleasure in being the cause of a certain pain that’ll make mc see him as a safe/comfort object, even tho he’s so deeply ashamed of his actions.

the less rational part of his mind tells him that he only wants to show you that he’s safe! that at the end of the day, he’s in control of all of this, so he can get as personal or distant with the insults coming from “pinkluvr26” or “madrabb1t” as he wants. these people can’t be kei, your wonderful, caring boyfriend who’s been nothing but supportive this whole ordeal. he’s there for you no matter what; even if your enemy is actually him.

even if you do find out, it’s not like he meant any of that stuff! he loves you! he loves you so much that he’d give or do anything to get you to love him back 💕

Your brain is absolutely massive, just huge. Mega mind literally cannot compete with you. Honestly, rn I'm not going to write a drabble for this cause my brain is fried and for some reason I just don't have any ideas, but I would eventually LOVE to write something with this concept. (I'm also sadly not the best story writer. Scripts I think I write fine, but I hate my writing whenever I write a drabble/story. Anyways I'll be working on this juicy story slowly in the background<3) For now lemme gush and brainstorm some ideas for this because I'm losing my MIND over this.

At first I really struggled to see it because it is a really shitty thing to do and I just couldn't imagine sweet baby Kei doing something like that. But the more I read this and thought about this, he ABSOLUTELY WOULD! (Bro manipulated ME even though he's my character?? like what?) Even better, he'd pin it on one of the other Li's since he knows you're already being stalked. Haruto would even be an easy target to blame for saying really personal thing, since he's known you since you were babies. And Yani and Kage are not THAT subtle with their stalking, he could easily pin it on them. Maybe even a Kage and Haruto two for one special, where Kei pins Kage saying the information, but Haruto was the one that gave it to them(He could do this with Jun and Aki as well). And the twins, the twins would be so easy to frame, they're already jerks to you anyways. Kei could say some of the most hate-filled and hurtful things to you and frame them for it. Minato might be a bit more tricky but maybe if you and Minato were friends, he could blame Haruto telling Minato your secrets or making up lies about you, after all, Haruto has been known to do that stuff in the past. He's great at mimicking their texting styles as well so it's just even more believable.

This is so devious and awful but I can really see Kei doing this, like I can't get this out of my head. Like I know I just read this, but like I'm gonna be thinking about this for the rest of my life. I'm feeling insane now too/pos. Dude, you're brain is literally on another level, this is like, one of the best things I've heard. I'm literally so in love with this concept. I do think Kei would be one of the most dangerous Li's, like mentally and emotionally, Yani is def the most dangerous when it come to physical strength(and using it. Hoshi and Minato would probably be able to beat them, but also if Yani is fighting for you then nothing can stop her)

Like especially if you have a pretty big following, I think he'd put out more personal information or spread lies that way you lose your following and get more hate that doesn't even come from him, and he'd try to use that to feel better about himself as well. Like "I may have started this, but I stopped a while ago and only said one thing." or "I didn't even say anything rude."(Because he wouldn't have to, he would just have to get the info out with proof)

He would 10000000% feel guilty, I think it would eat away at him and maybe even make him more sick and twisted. Like you said, he feels guilty, but he does get pleasure from it as well. It would just further his beliefs that you NEED him. Even if you found out it was him, who else would you turn to if he ruined your social status, no one else would want to talk to you. But it's okay, he'll ALWAYS love you. Even if he didn't mean any of that stuff, other people definitely think that stuff about you now, but he doesn't. And if you think he DOES feel that way, well, he'll work on making sure you know he loves you eventually, but for now, he uses it to his advantage a bit. You can think he feels that way about you, and he'll say things like "But I'm staying by your side, no matter what." or "I won't let you go through this alone." just to make you feel even more grateful towards him. Because everyone else has left you. Everyone but your sweet, caring boyfriend Kei.

Idk if anyone here knows what smau's are, but I would love to try a topic like this with smau. Just in case you don't know what smau's are, they're "a type of fanwork where fans create graphics that look like social media accounts for fictional or RPF characters" I've been really wanting to work with that but I wasn't sure with what, but I might have an idea relating to this concept if anyone is interested.

[legends-live-in-memories]

I Have Too Many Opinions. ep. 1

lmao. i got encouragement to post my opinions on fandom things and now i want to make a miniseries doing just that. so here i am. doing just that.

im putting it under the cut cuz this was 4 whole pages including the disclaimer. yes i put a disclaimer and i explain why.

Anyways, here is the first piece in what inevitably will become fandom info dump, this time on thomas astruc’s writing on miraculous ladybug. but only some of my opinions cuz we would be here all day otherwise.

So… a disclaimer before I begin… 

I do not hate Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir (yes i'm using their government name). I am quite a fan of the show actually despite its faults. I am also older than the intended audience but was obviously younger when the show first aired which is how my interest was piqued (the fact that its been 6 years and only 3 seasons says more about the show than me being a fan for that amount of time but also i never want to rush content creators cuz they're doing their best) and due to my age, there will be inherent bias in my approach of what i'm about to say as there is in EVERY opinion. The fact that it is an opinion should imply the presence of bias but most people tend to lack the critical thinking skills required to draw that conclusion ANYWAYS…

If I did hate the show I would not have this blog nor would I be even writing this because i tend to not give more than 2 seconds of thought to things i actively dislike (some of yall should give this a try) and i'm allowed to like things that are designed for an audience that i was originally a part of but grew out of. (I don't suddenly stop liking things because I'm older despite what many younger fans seem to believe about older audiences. I also don't need to be ‘allowed’ to do anything cuz i wasn't asking for permission anyways.)

This will not be character bashing, astruc bashing nor fandom bashing cuz, again, that would imply i hate any of those elements and if i did, i would not dedicate brainpower to them. Analyses and criticisms of media are fun and engaging and required if you wish to produce good enjoyable content. Now most of this should be already assumed and self-explanatory but people on the internet like to play morality roulette roll dice on purity culture and I rather have documentation that I am in fact not bullying fictional 14 year olds or a grown man. But alas, people get trigger happy whenever someone has less than 1000000% positive opinions on something they like and will throw out words they can't define (gaslight, baiting, toxic, problematic, gatekeep etc) in an attempt to defend their blind devotion, 

which is not needed, if you like something you never have to defend it, even if i don't like it. If you respond to anything I post saying you disagree with me, I will not argue with you. I won't debate back and forth and try to convince you that the things you like are wrong. Unless you are being absolutely tone deaf to what i'm saying, you wont get a negative reaction from me. So don't try to fish for a fight. Please. I got metaphorical hands for days and I'm mean, you don't want me hurting your feelings on the internet. Do yourself the favour. Difference of opinion is how we get diversification in media and is inherently a good thing. Now that that's out of the way, please don't ever let me have to say that again. I beg.

Now onto the fun stuff

I didn't know what I wanted as a first topic so my trusty internet friend @moonlitceleste suggested astruc’s writing… 

AND BOI do i got some opinions on ole tommy boi. Again I don't hate the dude. In fact, he has worked on a few shows that had defined my childhood, including but not limited to W.I.T.C.H. (all eps available on youtube for those interested, 2 seasons, general fun time all around).

So I don't think he’s scum of the earth but I do think his approach to writing mlb specifically has more misses than hits.

The first big miss is that he has no idea how to write 14 year old girls. At all. Almost every girl he has ever written feels like some terrible archetype built entirely for marketability and childish projection and pubescent self-insert (kind of). He has never been a 14 year old girl. I have. In fact when the show first aired, I WAS around the (assumed) age of the mlb characters. The behaviour he passes off as quirky or awkward or just the character’s genuine personality tend to perpetuate harmful stereotypes of teen girls found in the media and are never actually addressed as harmful. they just get swept under the rug. Marinette’s exuberant collage of teen heart throb model boi Adrien Agreste and her very painful almost fan worship she has of him (which flip flops like a paper sandal in the rain) being portrayed as a cute school girl crush uwu, Chloe being the y7 Regina George, Alya being the token best friend of colour with her ‘sassy’ personality (i want y'all to imagine me eyerolling so hard i bust a vessel in my eye), Kagami being the very damaging Perfect Asian Child stereotype. And before y'all get on your dusty soap box and defend going on about “BUT IT'S FOR CHILDREN”,,,, know this.

 i don’t give a solid fuck. 

Not one. 

Children arent stupid. Children are always going to remember the richy bitchy blonde who bullies the art kid, and the big kid, and the shy kid, and the non white kids, and was only nice to her equally rich white friend who she probably had a crush on or was only ever civil to her equally white lapdog. They're going to remember the half asian girl who was never allowed to actually be asian or the only black girl who existed solely as a soundboard for enabling bad habits or chastising the main character for the same habits she enables in the first place (boi aint THAT a topic for later). Like do i really need to explain that alya chastising marinette for taking max’s spot in gamer just to play with adrien rings absolutely hollow when she actively encourages her to sabotage the contest she’s in just so Kagami doesn't win?? Like I don't have to explain that right?? Again kids arent stupid and its quite something that Mari gets chastised for proving herself the best video game player regardless of her intentions just cuz it comes at the expense of max’s feelings/ego but is actively encouraged to sabotage not only kagami but herself by extension cuz kagami is ‘competition.’ Adrien is not a trophy to be won. And no I don't expect 14 yrs old to be perfect and to always make good decisions but these decisions are never addressed as being bad decisions. they get swept under the rug cuz those decisions were necessary for the ‘plot’ but astruc can barely keep characterization consistent and his characters suffer for it and it's the same children you preach are watching it that suffer as well. Cuz guess what? I KNOW 14 yr olds aren't like that cuz i've been there done that (this is the last time i'm saying that i promise) so I know astruc is just metaphorically throwing darts to figure out who says and does what without consideration for pre established personalities to drive the stalemate plot along. The same kids you say are watching this don't know that that's not how preteens work and will absorb and internalize those dynamics like baking soda and vinegar. Cata-fucking-strophically. 

And I haven't even gotten to the boys yet. Which honestly doesn't require much explanation anyways cuz they suffer the same fate as the girls. Tired archetypes with nothing to give them life. Nino falls into Adrien’s person of colour token best friend who dates the female lead’s person of colour token best friend so they can have cute double dates uwu. Except the plot goes nowhere and we have no inclination of romantic development beyond moments that only act to actively convince me to anti ship the lovesquare (i don't want to do that so i self indulge in fanon that actually cares about the characters and plot. may i interest you in True Sight on AO3?). Max is the residential nerd but it doesn't matter (cuz he and everyone are dumbed down for the sake of ‘plot’), kim is the sports jock (which interestingly subverts the asian comedic relief stereotype but only barely) and luka is cute older guy ™ that wears black nail polish and is in a band. The point of all this is to say there is no depth in the characters. It's especially blatantly obvious with the characters astruc doesn't like (chloe). Again, it being a show for kids is not an excuse to be absolved of putting effort into the characters you make.

This is one of the biggest misses astruc has. I haven't even gone into all the nuances of this particular miss. And i havent gone into how that works against him in the plot either. Mostly because the plot itself hasn't gone anywhere and partially because I wanted to go into the plot (or lack thereof) separately as its own miss. 

AND BOI is it a miss. 

SO home boy astruc wanted to reap the benefits of a serial show with ‘engaging’ plot without putting in any of the work to make a linear storyline and relying on the episodic format for, again, marketability. You can't have the best of both worlds, you are not Avatar: The Last Airbender. Which btw has a lot less episodes and a desired end goal that didn't involve top dollar. Legend of Korra did but that's not the point and it had its failings with that too. I challenge you, tell me how many episodes actually contribute towards a plot point or introduce new thematic elements to the show? Can you name them? I can and I'm going to include the plot points that moved the story in some direction if only temporarily. Yes only temporarily for some of these and i will explain later. (if you're in the server you already saw this list *wink*)

25/26. Origins- self explanatory, the beginning of the story, 

24. Volpina- introduction of the grimoire and Master Fu (kind of) and no, Lila is not a plot point,

28. The Collector- proper introduction of Master Fu,

37. Sapotis- introduction of Rena Rouge,

41. Syren- introduction of new aquatic power ups,

44. Anansi- introduction of Carapace,

47. Frozer- introduction of new ice power ups,

48/49. Style Queen- introduction of Queen Bee,

51/52. Heroes’ Day- introduction of Mayura and mass akumatization,

66. Startrain- introduction of Pegasus,

67. Kwami Buster- Marinette wears multiple miraculouses,

68. Feast- backstory as to how the miraculouses were lost,

69. Ikari Gozen- introduction of Ryuko,

70. Timetagger- introduction of Bunnyx,

71. Party Crasher- introduction of Roi Singe and Viperion,

73. Chat Blanc- alternate timeline that essentially means nothing but got a reaction out of fans anyways (myself included)

 77/78. Love Eater/Battle of Miraculous- Marinette becomes guardian and other heroes lose their miraculous,

New York Special- other heroes exist and there is an American miraculous box,

That's 21 episodes. 21 out of a heaping 78 plus 2 specials. Everything else was just your typical akuma of the day episode and everything that happened outside that had no lasting consequences on the plot thanks to the miraculous status quo. Was it entertaining to watch Lila stir the plot of the class dynamic? Hell yeah. Too bad it meant nothing by the end of the episode cuz we were struck with miraculous status quo. She literally doesn't appear again until Heroes Day. that is from episodes 25 all the way to 51, she means nothing and yet she is treated with the severity of a b-villain/rival thing. She means nothing by the end of Volpina if I'm being honest. She is only relevant for 20 mins of episode time she’s in then it's back to magic status quo that undoes any shift in dynamics and relationships. It's like Spongebob who can't get his driver’s license. The worst part is I actually like Lila and I wish the story treated her with the seriousness we as an audience are expected to treat her with. Despite being painfully inconsequential by the end of each of the 3?? 4?? episodes she’s in, it's entertaining to watch a character create drama just because. 

Too bad it means nothing.

Astruc is constantly building up suspense to something ‘important’ only for it to not deliver and fans are constantly having the rug pulled out from under us. Oblivio teased us with a reveal only that gets undone cuz memory akuma. Chat Blanc teased us with romantic development but that gets undone cuz time travel bullshit. Feast introduced more miraculous lore and the history of the guardians but that means nothing by the next episode or ever (i'm not including any reference to the season 4 trailer cuz i've been around the block a few times and im familiar with this lil dancy dance). Heroes Day teased us with a possible future team of heroes but that gets undone in Battle of Miraculous cuz ????? why?? (here's why; astruc was having a jolly ole time letting us know how irredeemable Chloe is at the expense of shooting his own stagnant plot in the foot. Again, discussion for later.)

Too bad anything that slightly swerves off course from the akuma of the day gets undone or ignored. Too bad nothing has any lasting consequence. I mean, if anything did, the episodes would have had a consistent order and release schedule so im not scrambling to watch the leaked ep in Portuguese or something while the french dub is two episodes behind while the english version hasnt even been dubbed. I really wonder how he plans to conclude the show when he’s so afraid to step out of the corner he painted himself in.

Again, not going into nuances. If you want you can ask for more specifics (i doubt anyone would) but this is really just a slightly detailed general overview of my opinions on astruc’s writing. 

I was going to include another miss in his approach to this show but imma save that for another time. 

How’s that for a ‘first’ post?

[clairvoyantsam]

#JUSTINDESERVEDBETTER talk & 13 Reasons Why S4E10 thoughts

So ... I’ve already watched the series finale, did it right after episode 9 but it was hard for me to watch and write my thoughts simultaneously because I was ugly crying the whole freakin time. Thus, I’m posting this now. Haven’t cried this much in a LONG while. My heart is fucking broken. I’m gonna start by talking about my favorite character whom the show did SO. FUCKING. DIRTY. JUSTIN FOLEY DESERVED BETTER. (obviously, OBVIOUSLY, it was gonna be MY favorite character who gets screwed over and dies a horrible death, just my luck, why did I expect a happy ending, I don’t even know).

Justin was the most tragic figure of the show. Raised by a junkie mother who never gave a damn about him, sexually molested as a little kid by one of her many drug addict & violent boyfriends, he often went to school dirty and hungry because of the neglect. He never had a positive influence in his life. He only managed to do better with Bryce’s help (Bryce was a bastard but he did care about Justin in his own way, that’s for sure). 

After the events of S1 with Hannah’s suicide and the tapes and everything that happened with Jessica and Bryce, he left his abusive home and lived in the streets where he barely ever found food and what money he got from charity or the men who paid (and hurt him) to use his body, he gave to drugs. 

In S2, Clay and Toni, found him and saved his life, helped him get back on his feet and he tried his best to set things straight with everyone. He even saved Clay’s life who came so close to killing Bryce and even worse himself. He didn’t hesistate to face the legal consequences if it meant helping the girl he loved. And Clay eventually became his brother as his parents decided to adopt him. 

In S3, he started going to school and doing well, got a job, tried to start his life over, this time in a safe environment with a real family and friends who supported him. He was doing exceptionally well, he looked much happier, he finally felt what it’s like to be loved by a mother and father and a brother and he got some sense of normalcy in his life. He was there for Clay when things got bad, believed in him and he had his back ALWAYS. (still emo about their scenes together where they told each other “I love you” & “I’d do ANYTHING for you”), Plus, he was one of Tyler’s biggest supporters stating Tyler deserved a second chance to be better.

Come S4 ... he’s fresh out of rehab, looking better than ever. His friends welcome him when he gets back but everything is different. EVERYTHING. And everyone has changed. THE ENTIRE SEASON, NOBODY, NOT A SINGLE PERSON gave a fuck about him except for the coach and to a point his adoptive parents. He had done so much progress, he wanted to make his new family proud so bad, he was clean, he was doing great at school, he even got accepted into college!!! And what did he get in return???? NOT ONE OF HIS FRIENDS HUNG OUT WITH HIM ONCE, NOT EVEN ONCE. Every time he tried to approach someone or help THEM deal with their problems, he was turned away and even insulted. They would tell him he shouldn’t be giving advice and that he would never change who he used to be. He confessed to the coach that he felt like nobody believed in him and frankly?? NOBODY SHOWED THEY DID!!!!!!!! Jessica brushed him off all the time because she was MAD he broke up with her so he could FOCUS ON HIS HEALTH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT??????!!!!!!!!! She kept parading everywhere with Diego when she knew this was hurting him deeply. Clay was so fucking MEAN to him and I didn’t understand WHY after their great bonding their previous two seasons. Sure, he had his own problems, but there was NO reason for this, absolutely none. He was jealous of the moments Justin shared with his parents and how he was doing well at school and sports and got accepted in college. He even told in his FACE that Matt and Lainie are his parents ALONE, not Justin’s when he knew Justin’s biggest need was to feel the love and warmth of a family. Justin wanted to go to a free college so that Clay could have the money go to the BEST one and so the Jensens didn’t have to spend any on him. And I’m 100% sure he never told them how sick he was until it was too late because he didn’t want to be a burden so he decided to die quietly and slowly without upsetting them. Clay had the NERVE to pin the positive drug test on Justin when Justin was fucking CLEAN and then went on to smoke POT at that party. It broke my heart in 1000000 pieces when Justin asked him why he hated him so much. Zack wasn’t better either, basically telling Justin that he’d be a junkie his entire life and he could never change. The others mostly didn’t give a flying fuck, focused on nobody else but themselves and stayed far away from him the entire season. His mom died of OD and he didn’t tell anyone but the Jensens and Jess and he had to deal with everything all on his own again. He only had the coach to listen and there was a limit to what help he could give. So, he finally broke. He stopped caring since nobody was giving him a chance, he started using again, he lost his job, he didn’t care about anything. Jess and Clay knew he was using again and did NOTHING to help except tell him “Hey, I thought you quit! I thought you were getting better!”. Wow, BIG HELP, ASSHOLES. They all left him alone on prom night, and Clay SAW how sick he looked but he preferred to go to prom rather than stay with his brother who needed him.

Justin, with what little strength he had left, got dressed and went to the prom towards its end, he looked so beautiful in his suit, like Prince Charming. He lived one last carefree moment with the girl he loved and then he collapsed. And THAT’S when everyone said “OH, NO! Let’s go see our sick friend!”. Well done, now he IS DYING, YOU IGNORANT IDIOTS. Now that he’s at death’s door, you want to be there for him but WHERE WERE YOU WHEN HE WAS SO DESPERATELY TRYING TO LIVE?????????? Yes, it was proven that he had HIV, probably from the time he lived on the streets and without the proper care it went on to become fully AIDS and he had numerous other issues with his health as a result of that and the drugs to the point that he could no longer breathe on his own. BUT. Had he shared his problems and told the Jensens how sick he was feeling for so long, his death could have been prevented. I know someone in real life who got HIV in his 30s and he’s now in his 60s and his life is perfectly fine. He has friends, he has family (didn’t get married), he travels, he does what he wants. Justin could have been saved if someone had NOTICED. Like HANNAH could have been saved if someone, ANYONE was paying attention. Needless to say, I fucking died during his scenes in the hospital, it was so hard to watch him waste away in that hospital bed. When they took the tube out so he could say his goodbyes to Clay, Jess and his adoptive parents ... I LEGIT haven’t cried so hard in SO long ... I still have a headache from all the crying. My poor CHILD, he was scared but he told them all how much he loved them and eventually died in his sleep, holding his brother’s, Clay’s hand. The episode was meaningless after that for me. I only watched to see how everyone’s stories would end, even though I didn’t care and knew that they’d get their happy (mostly) endings. The one character who TRULY deserved the best and happiest ending, got royally fucked and buried six feet under while everyone went about their lives like nothing had happened.

I really don’t have much to comment on the rest of the story. Clay did one final extreme act by walking in the police department, saying he had a gun. Not convinved he didn’t really want to die too after Justin but perhaps his psychologist was right and he was just trying to make people notice he was hurting. I’m happy for Toni for doing what’s best for him and deciding to accept the scholarship and go to college, same goes for Tyler, he deserved to be happy and I’m glad he ended up with Estella. Relieved that Jess and Diego tested negative for HIV but disappointed they were ready to get back together so soon after Justin. Winston decided to not use what he found out about Bryce’s death against Alex and the others and that made me respect him a little bit. (Winston and Ryan btw? hehe, I kinda saw it coming ever since I saw Ryan and Courtney at the graduation-did anyone also notice Bryce and Monty in the crowd too??lol). Liked the graduation and Hannah’s little cameo (although it was archived footage) but it left me with a sour taste because Justin wasn’t there among the rest, only as a ghost in Clay’s mind. Also that Heidi girl talking to Clay, uh, SO cheesy and unnecessary. Clay reading Justin’s college essay with Justin’s ghost in their bedroom and seeing how it was all about him and Justin calling him his brother ... IT DESTROYED ME. UTTERLY AND COMLETELY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. WHY WOULD YOU KILL THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHARACTER OF THE SHOW. THE MOST COMPLEX AND DAMAGED ONE. WHY COULDN’T HE HAVE A HAPPY ENDING LIKE THE REST OF THEM. IT’S FUCKING UNFAIR.

I’m glad the final scene was just Clay and Toni driving away, always enjoyed their friendship. Having no word exchange between them was pretty powerful because you only needed to read their expessions to feel the emotions.

All in all, a powerful season who dealt with so many important issues, well directed and full of action but disappointing for me where it mattered the most ... Right now, I don’t want to even touch another show for a long time, I need a break to recover from this, it was too much. I wish I didn’t get so attached to certain characters, but I do and it hurts me deeply when shit like that happens to them. Anyway ... Goodbye, show ... it was (mostly) good while this journey lasted ... I sure hope I see all these HUGELY talented actors and actresses in other projects in the future, especially Brandon Flynn (Justin), Dylan Minnette (Clay), Katherine Langford (Hannah) & Justin Prentice (Bryce). I also hope Brandon & Dylan get ALL the awards for their performances in S4. THEY DESERVE EVERYTHING. I’d love to hear other people’s thoughts on all this, it was such an intense experience.

[zibizuba]

15 Reasons Why You Are the Most Annoying Person on Facebook

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You immediately considered at least one particular person once you noticed the title of this listing: 15 Causes Why You Are the Most Annoying Individual on Fb. (All of us thought the identical factor.) It’s that individual that irrespective of how a lot you’re keen on them or how nice of a good friend they are often in actual life, they’re undoubtedly essentially the most annoying particular person in your Fb. It is a listing of the 15 issues that make for essentially the most annoying particular person in your Fb. Fortunately for you, you aren’t that particular person. No means… #OhHellNo #It’snotme #Normalfacebookuser 

Oh, and you could need to ensure that one way or the other that annoying good friend of yours on Fb takes a take a look at this, too. Consider it as your good deed of the day…or an funding in you and your good friend: Hopefully, you received’t should take care of a few of these annoying issues that they do anymore, and hopefully they get a clue.

Arguably, every of those 15 issues that make you essentially the most annoying particular person on Fb holds the identical weight so far as the extent of their annoyance issue goes, however we’ll depart it to you to determine. Vote up those you’re feeling make for essentially the most annoying particular person on Fb.

  You Can’t Get Sufficient of Yourselfie

You don’t know why, however you simply can’t get sufficient of your self! I imply, omg, you look so rattling good proper now, the remainder of the world actually ought to see this… So you’re taking a selfie of you in your automobile… You scantily clad in a mirror… You strolling the canine we used to suppose was cute til we noticed it 22 instances a day… You in a tub… You attempting on a brand new outfit on the retailer… You and allllllll your amaaaazing besties… You bare together with your “hopes and desires” lined up simply so… We get it, you’re keen on your self. You like your self so rattling a lot. Properly, right here’s a reality for you: Each time you present us how a lot you’re keen on your self, we hate you just a bit bit extra. And #WeHateDuckFace.

We Don’t Care About Your Love Life

Each date you go on, what you intend to put on, the place it’s best to go, what it’s best to say… “omg what do they consider me,” “omg greatest date ever,” “when will they name,” “why received’t they depart me alone,” “omg they love me a lot, take a look at what they simply purchased me at this time,” “omg regardless that we broke up they’re nonetheless so head over heels in love with me, they hold calling me on a regular basis…” We don’t care, you look dumb, and we hate you. And in case your potential lover/present lover/former loves sees all of your pathetic outpouring of a private matter, they most positively hate you, too.

Newsflash: We All Know Your Life Isn’t So Nice

You’re the individual that incessantly talks about how great issues are: “The youngsters are superb!” “My important different is so candy to me on a regular basis!” “Take a look at all these superb experiences I’m having!” “Take a look at all these new issues I simply purchased!” So… you recognize that we know you, proper? Your youngsters are disgusting brats, your lover cheats on you, you want booze to get via the day, and also you’re broke. We all know it. Cease attempting to trick us into believing in any other case.

You Are the Feed Clogger

Doesn’t matter how sometimes we go surfing to Fb, it’s a certain factor that each time, you can be there, posting again and again, clogging our feeds together with your minute-by-minute updates of your pathetic life. Ever hear the phrase “Absence makes the guts develop fonder?” If not, right here’s a tip: cease posting about how cute your canine appears proper now and go look it up. It’ll do wonders for you (and your relationships). How do you do it? How do you handle to all the time be there? 

Oh, and btw… Have you ever observed how folks aren’t responding to your posts a lot? They’ve blocked you from their feeds. So by this level, you possibly can very properly be oversharing in a vacuum. Nevertheless it’s not too late: Attempt scaling again to posting as soon as per week. Watch your social standing in actual life enhance very quickly. Positive, you could undergo withdrawals, however you’ll reside. Til then, we hate you.

Your Emotional Outbursts

Omg, you have been simply at a celebration and your boyfriend walked out on you, omg you have been simply on the retailer and somebody offended you, omg your trainer was completely such a jerk to you simply now… You’re a sufferer, and the universe has one way or the other wronged you. For some insane cause, you actually really feel strongly that the remainder of us have to find out about it– and never simply the difficulty at hand, however a extremely, actually, actually lengthy paragraph about it. Guess what, we don’t care. We hate you. You’re performing like a child. Shut up together with your rants.

Have you ever by no means realized about self-control? Give it a shot. Follow this train: In case you actually really feel strongly about a problem, however know you could be emotional about it: Step. Away. From. Your. Fb. Suppose on it for a day, after which determine if you wish to share this problem nonetheless so badly. By placing some area between the difficulty at hand and your legion of followers, it removes the emotional component fairly a bit… And please, if after a day you determine it IS nonetheless value speaking about, for the love of all issues holy, try to hold it brief and candy.

We all know, we all know: You’re the solely particular person in our feed that actually issues, however consider it or not, now we have a lot of different folks we are attempting to maintain up with, too. You might be the middle of your universe, however most of us produce other buddies to are inclined to as properly. (We all know this may occasionally come as a shock to you.)

Me, Me, Me!

That is for the individual that can’t cease speaking about themselves. There was a time limit the place neighbors regarded out for one another and folks would follow random acts of kindness to assist their fellow human. You appeared to have disregarded that chapter.

Did you ever for a second suppose that perhaps, as a substitute of speaking about your self on a regular basis, you possibly can do some good on the earth with this superb platform we name social media? Set up a neighborhood clean-up, elevate funds for a great trigger, ask your self what you are able to do to assist another person (not, all the time, what they’ll do for you)… In some way enhance another person’s life. (And no, that doesn’t imply that it’s best to begin oversharing your private beliefs on how the world could be a greater place if solely we agreed together with your private or political opinions on every little thing).

Give This a Attempt: Exit of your means to assist another person primarily based on THEIR wants. This will likely come as a shocker, however it’s not all about you.

#Hashtags

You suppose you’re being enjoyable and witty by talking in hashtags: #ImJustSayin, #OhHellNo, #HowCuteAmIRightNow, #BestThingEver. You’re lame. #AndWeHateYou

We’re Sick of Your Opinions

By now, everyone knows your stance on the present political agenda or the way you suppose the world needs to be or what you suppose is the easiest way to do one thing… no matter it’s that you’re continuously stuffing down our throats. We get it. We too, are educated and know how one can learn. We see what you’re saying. All. The rattling. Time. Cease It. We don’t agree. We are going to by no means change our opinions and aspect with you. Or worse, we do agree, however we all know you’re driving a good larger wedge between us and people who disagree with us. Fb and its plethora of advertisers finding out all of your knowledge overload thanks, however we hate you. Simply. Shhhtop.

You Suppose You’re Cool. We Suppose You Want Assist.

Clearly by your fixed try to endorse one thing unhealthy: “I’m ingesting wine on a regular basis, I’m so cool,” “Hey, take a look at me smoking on a regular basis,” “Hey, right here I’m standing on a ledge 30 tales off the bottom. Don’t I rock so arduous!?” You’ve got issues. Really. Your folks might not inform you this as a result of they don’t need to offend you. However clearly you’re exhibiting the tech-based cry for assist and are searching for some kind of assist or endorsement on your self-destructive or dangerous behaviors. For actual, you need assistance.

Cease attempting to get everybody to assist your poor selections, and as a substitute spend a while researching how one can treatment your self. Good place to begin? Try the advertisements on the edges of your Fb feed. Ever marvel why they’re all associated to self assist? Sure, the universe IS telling you one thing, and so are all of the advertisers finding out your fixed information overload– who’re more than pleased to capitalize in your issues.

The Enabler: Probably the Worst Sort of Fb Offender

Ah, the enabler. OK, so that you’ve already acquired that one good friend in your listing that you simply hate for being essentially the most annoying– however maybe simply as equally annoying, if no more annoying, is that particular person in your listing who continuously helps the annoying good friend: We name this particular person The Enabler.

The Enabler reinforces every little thing the annoying good friend believes. The Enabler likes all of the annoying particular person’s posts, helps all their beliefs, says constructive issues in regards to the annoying good friend’s ridiculous or drunken rants and silly selfies. What’s worse? The Enabler greater than probably is aware of how annoying the annoying good friend is however nonetheless exhibits them assist for some unholy cause, be it out of insecurity or worry or no matter.

The Enabler makes the annoying particular person really feel like they’ve an viewers, thereby growing annoying particular person’s confidence in posting an increasing number of and extra– a fireplace from which we so desperately need to suffocate all oxygen. And also you, Enabler, are like gas for that fireside, serving to the hearth to develop, larger and larger, and you’re the enemy. And, due to this fact, we hate you, too.

You’re a Meanie

You’re the one who continuously has one thing snarky, caustic, or offensive to say about, actually, every little thing. You in all probability suppose you’re being humorous or insightful or have a proper to spew your venom since you had a tough childhood or some crap, however it’s hurtful, and all of us have already got sufficient powerful stuff we’re coping with in our private lives. We don’t want extra negativity. So cease it.

Be a part of an anger administration group. The professionals there are paid to care about your points. We aren’t. Secretly although, you marvel why nobody needs to be your good friend and be part of your whiny destructive grievance periods? Properly, you get what you give. Attempt remembering what you realized as a child: In case you don’t have something good to say, don’t say something in any respect.

You Are An Addict, and We Know It

What you’re watching on TV, what you’re serious about this very minute, your newest popular culture dependancy, your omg megacrush on an actor du jour (tomorrow, it’ll prob be a boybander; subsequent day, a sports activities hero), the six outfits you’re attempting to determine between for the banal occasion you’re attending later tonight. Guess what? We don’t care. And also you clearly have an dependancy: Over-sharing on the Web.

Give it some thought like this: You’ve got a favourite music artist, proper? You like their songs, however there’s a cause artists put out an album, let it run its course, after which disappear for a pair years earlier than they launch a brand new album. If that artist launched a track daily, you’d get so sick of them, you’d hate their guts. Properly, Fb offender, you’re that “artist.” And secretly, folks hate your guts. So give it a relaxation. Go get a interest. Step. Away. From. Your. Fb. Get hooked on doing one thing productive together with your life.

One-Trick Pony

Ever heard the phrase “Selection is the spice of life”? If not, look it up. As a result of for these of you who continuously speak about the identical factor again and again and over… It’s simply pics of your youngsters all of the rattling time, pics of your canine all of the rattling time, posts about your political opinions all of the rattling time, pics about how a lot weight you’ve misplaced all of the rattling time… Why do you suppose we care greater than as soon as? Greater than twice? Ever? We don’t. Change it up.

Foodie Overload: Chew on This

Photos of what you’re consuming for breakfast, lunch, dinner, an in-between-lunch-and-dinner snack, your late-night binging episode, the meals you’re consuming at a restaurant… You might not know this, however we predict you’re actually gross. More often than not, we simply need to inform you to cease consuming so rattling a lot, get on a treadmill, or purchase a self-help or weight-loss guide.

Do you not notice that all of us already know what a steak appears like? We all know it. Cease exhibiting us. It makes us need to attain via our laptop screens and beat you within the face senselessly together with your disgustingly fats and greasy over-stuffed burrito you retain exhibiting us. And we hate you.

Your Drunken Rants

Expensive Drunken Ranter, A reality: Booze and the Web Do Not Combine. (Re-read that if you happen to didn’t already get that via your thick, self-absorbed cranium.) So irrespective of how cool you suppose you’re or how entitled you’re feeling after just a few drinks to inform the world what you actually take into consideration one thing, likelihood is, if in case you have a clue, when you sober up, you notice how dumb you regarded by sounding off whilst you have been a drunk idiot. However heyyyyy, guess what? The remainder of us realized how dumb you regarded hours in the past once you posted your ridiculous drunken rant. Bear in mind the previous adage that ingesting and driving don’t combine? Right here’s a brand new one for ya, memorize it: Consuming and the Web Don’t Combine.

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You immediately considered at least one particular person once you noticed the title of this listing: 15 Causes Why You Are the Most Annoying Individual on Fb. (All of us thought the identical factor.) It’s that individual that irrespective of how a lot you’re keen on them or how nice of a good friend they are often in actual life, they’re undoubtedly essentially the most annoying particular person in your Fb. It is a listing of the 15 issues that make for essentially the most annoying particular person in your Fb. Fortunately for you, you aren’t that particular person. No means… #OhHellNo #It’snotme #Normalfacebookuser 

Oh, and you could need to ensure that one way or the other that annoying good friend of yours on Fb takes a take a look at this, too. Consider it as your good deed of the day…or an funding in you and your good friend: Hopefully, you received’t should take care of a few of these annoying issues that they do anymore, and hopefully they get a clue.

Arguably, every of those 15 issues that make you essentially the most annoying particular person on Fb holds the identical weight so far as the extent of their annoyance issue goes, however we’ll depart it to you to determine. Vote up those you’re feeling make for essentially the most annoying particular person on Fb.

  You Can’t Get Sufficient of Yourselfie

You don’t know why, however you simply can’t get sufficient of your self! I imply, omg, you look so rattling good proper now, the remainder of the world actually ought to see this… So you’re taking a selfie of you in your automobile… You scantily clad in a mirror… You strolling the canine we used to suppose was cute til we noticed it 22 instances a day… You in a tub… You attempting on a brand new outfit on the retailer… You and allllllll your amaaaazing besties… You bare together with your “hopes and desires” lined up simply so… We get it, you’re keen on your self. You like your self so rattling a lot. Properly, right here’s a reality for you: Each time you present us how a lot you’re keen on your self, we hate you just a bit bit extra. And #WeHateDuckFace.

We Don’t Care About Your Love Life

Each date you go on, what you intend to put on, the place it’s best to go, what it’s best to say… “omg what do they consider me,” “omg greatest date ever,” “when will they name,” “why received’t they depart me alone,” “omg they love me a lot, take a look at what they simply purchased me at this time,” “omg regardless that we broke up they’re nonetheless so head over heels in love with me, they hold calling me on a regular basis…” We don’t care, you look dumb, and we hate you. And in case your potential lover/present lover/former loves sees all of your pathetic outpouring of a private matter, they most positively hate you, too.

Newsflash: We All Know Your Life Isn’t So Nice

You’re the individual that incessantly talks about how great issues are: “The youngsters are superb!” “My important different is so candy to me on a regular basis!” “Take a look at all these superb experiences I’m having!” “Take a look at all these new issues I simply purchased!” So… you recognize that we know you, proper? Your youngsters are disgusting brats, your lover cheats on you, you want booze to get via the day, and also you’re broke. We all know it. Cease attempting to trick us into believing in any other case.

You Are the Feed Clogger

Doesn’t matter how sometimes we go surfing to Fb, it’s a certain factor that each time, you can be there, posting again and again, clogging our feeds together with your minute-by-minute updates of your pathetic life. Ever hear the phrase “Absence makes the guts develop fonder?” If not, right here’s a tip: cease posting about how cute your canine appears proper now and go look it up. It’ll do wonders for you (and your relationships). How do you do it? How do you handle to all the time be there? 

Oh, and btw… Have you ever observed how folks aren’t responding to your posts a lot? They’ve blocked you from their feeds. So by this level, you possibly can very properly be oversharing in a vacuum. Nevertheless it’s not too late: Attempt scaling again to posting as soon as per week. Watch your social standing in actual life enhance very quickly. Positive, you could undergo withdrawals, however you’ll reside. Til then, we hate you.

Your Emotional Outbursts

Omg, you have been simply at a celebration and your boyfriend walked out on you, omg you have been simply on the retailer and somebody offended you, omg your trainer was completely such a jerk to you simply now… You’re a sufferer, and the universe has one way or the other wronged you. For some insane cause, you actually really feel strongly that the remainder of us have to find out about it– and never simply the difficulty at hand, however a extremely, actually, actually lengthy paragraph about it. Guess what, we don’t care. We hate you. You’re performing like a child. Shut up together with your rants.

Have you ever by no means realized about self-control? Give it a shot. Follow this train: In case you actually really feel strongly about a problem, however know you could be emotional about it: Step. Away. From. Your. Fb. Suppose on it for a day, after which determine if you wish to share this problem nonetheless so badly. By placing some area between the difficulty at hand and your legion of followers, it removes the emotional component fairly a bit… And please, if after a day you determine it IS nonetheless value speaking about, for the love of all issues holy, try to hold it brief and candy.

We all know, we all know: You’re the solely particular person in our feed that actually issues, however consider it or not, now we have a lot of different folks we are attempting to maintain up with, too. You might be the middle of your universe, however most of us produce other buddies to are inclined to as properly. (We all know this may occasionally come as a shock to you.)

Me, Me, Me!

That is for the individual that can’t cease speaking about themselves. There was a time limit the place neighbors regarded out for one another and folks would follow random acts of kindness to assist their fellow human. You appeared to have disregarded that chapter.

Did you ever for a second suppose that perhaps, as a substitute of speaking about your self on a regular basis, you possibly can do some good on the earth with this superb platform we name social media? Set up a neighborhood clean-up, elevate funds for a great trigger, ask your self what you are able to do to assist another person (not, all the time, what they’ll do for you)… In some way enhance another person’s life. (And no, that doesn’t imply that it’s best to begin oversharing your private beliefs on how the world could be a greater place if solely we agreed together with your private or political opinions on every little thing).

Give This a Attempt: Exit of your means to assist another person primarily based on THEIR wants. This will likely come as a shocker, however it’s not all about you.

#Hashtags

You suppose you’re being enjoyable and witty by talking in hashtags: #ImJustSayin, #OhHellNo, #HowCuteAmIRightNow, #BestThingEver. You’re lame. #AndWeHateYou

We’re Sick of Your Opinions

By now, everyone knows your stance on the present political agenda or the way you suppose the world needs to be or what you suppose is the easiest way to do one thing… no matter it’s that you’re continuously stuffing down our throats. We get it. We too, are educated and know how one can learn. We see what you’re saying. All. The rattling. Time. Cease It. We don’t agree. We are going to by no means change our opinions and aspect with you. Or worse, we do agree, however we all know you’re driving a good larger wedge between us and people who disagree with us. Fb and its plethora of advertisers finding out all of your knowledge overload thanks, however we hate you. Simply. Shhhtop.

You Suppose You’re Cool. We Suppose You Want Assist.

Clearly by your fixed try to endorse one thing unhealthy: “I’m ingesting wine on a regular basis, I’m so cool,” “Hey, take a look at me smoking on a regular basis,” “Hey, right here I’m standing on a ledge 30 tales off the bottom. Don’t I rock so arduous!?” You’ve got issues. Really. Your folks might not inform you this as a result of they don’t need to offend you. However clearly you’re exhibiting the tech-based cry for assist and are searching for some kind of assist or endorsement on your self-destructive or dangerous behaviors. For actual, you need assistance.

Cease attempting to get everybody to assist your poor selections, and as a substitute spend a while researching how one can treatment your self. Good place to begin? Try the advertisements on the edges of your Fb feed. Ever marvel why they’re all associated to self assist? Sure, the universe IS telling you one thing, and so are all of the advertisers finding out your fixed information overload– who’re more than pleased to capitalize in your issues.

The Enabler: Probably the Worst Sort of Fb Offender

Ah, the enabler. OK, so that you’ve already acquired that one good friend in your listing that you simply hate for being essentially the most annoying– however maybe simply as equally annoying, if no more annoying, is that particular person in your listing who continuously helps the annoying good friend: We name this particular person The Enabler.

The Enabler reinforces every little thing the annoying good friend believes. The Enabler likes all of the annoying particular person’s posts, helps all their beliefs, says constructive issues in regards to the annoying good friend’s ridiculous or drunken rants and silly selfies. What’s worse? The Enabler greater than probably is aware of how annoying the annoying good friend is however nonetheless exhibits them assist for some unholy cause, be it out of insecurity or worry or no matter.

The Enabler makes the annoying particular person really feel like they’ve an viewers, thereby growing annoying particular person’s confidence in posting an increasing number of and extra– a fireplace from which we so desperately need to suffocate all oxygen. And also you, Enabler, are like gas for that fireside, serving to the hearth to develop, larger and larger, and you’re the enemy. And, due to this fact, we hate you, too.

You’re a Meanie

You’re the one who continuously has one thing snarky, caustic, or offensive to say about, actually, every little thing. You in all probability suppose you’re being humorous or insightful or have a proper to spew your venom since you had a tough childhood or some crap, however it’s hurtful, and all of us have already got sufficient powerful stuff we’re coping with in our private lives. We don’t want extra negativity. So cease it.

Be a part of an anger administration group. The professionals there are paid to care about your points. We aren’t. Secretly although, you marvel why nobody needs to be your good friend and be part of your whiny destructive grievance periods? Properly, you get what you give. Attempt remembering what you realized as a child: In case you don’t have something good to say, don’t say something in any respect.

You Are An Addict, and We Know It

What you’re watching on TV, what you’re serious about this very minute, your newest popular culture dependancy, your omg megacrush on an actor du jour (tomorrow, it’ll prob be a boybander; subsequent day, a sports activities hero), the six outfits you’re attempting to determine between for the banal occasion you’re attending later tonight. Guess what? We don’t care. And also you clearly have an dependancy: Over-sharing on the Web.

Give it some thought like this: You’ve got a favourite music artist, proper? You like their songs, however there’s a cause artists put out an album, let it run its course, after which disappear for a pair years earlier than they launch a brand new album. If that artist launched a track daily, you’d get so sick of them, you’d hate their guts. Properly, Fb offender, you’re that “artist.” And secretly, folks hate your guts. So give it a relaxation. Go get a interest. Step. Away. From. Your. Fb. Get hooked on doing one thing productive together with your life.

One-Trick Pony

Ever heard the phrase “Selection is the spice of life”? If not, look it up. As a result of for these of you who continuously speak about the identical factor again and again and over… It’s simply pics of your youngsters all of the rattling time, pics of your canine all of the rattling time, posts about your political opinions all of the rattling time, pics about how a lot weight you’ve misplaced all of the rattling time… Why do you suppose we care greater than as soon as? Greater than twice? Ever? We don’t. Change it up.

Foodie Overload: Chew on This

Photos of what you’re consuming for breakfast, lunch, dinner, an in-between-lunch-and-dinner snack, your late-night binging episode, the meals you’re consuming at a restaurant… You might not know this, however we predict you’re actually gross. More often than not, we simply need to inform you to cease consuming so rattling a lot, get on a treadmill, or purchase a self-help or weight-loss guide.

Do you not notice that all of us already know what a steak appears like? We all know it. Cease exhibiting us. It makes us need to attain via our laptop screens and beat you within the face senselessly together with your disgustingly fats and greasy over-stuffed burrito you retain exhibiting us. And we hate you.

Your Drunken Rants

Expensive Drunken Ranter, A reality: Booze and the Web Do Not Combine. (Re-read that if you happen to didn’t already get that via your thick, self-absorbed cranium.) So irrespective of how cool you suppose you’re or how entitled you’re feeling after just a few drinks to inform the world what you actually take into consideration one thing, likelihood is, if in case you have a clue, when you sober up, you notice how dumb you regarded by sounding off whilst you have been a drunk idiot. However heyyyyy, guess what? The remainder of us realized how dumb you regarded hours in the past once you posted your ridiculous drunken rant. Bear in mind the previous adage that ingesting and driving don’t combine? Right here’s a brand new one for ya, memorize it: Consuming and the Web Don’t Combine.

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