#this picture sucks sorry he is so hard to take pictures of ☹️☹️☹️☹️

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◇ 1993 baby simba plush

◇ so sorry for the delay on posting!! school just started ☹️ anyways!! thought i should start this account out with my first ever piece of merch!! he was my older brother's when he was a kid and was handed down to me :)

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okay first, id like to be 🏴‍☠️ anon please <33. second, request idea for the christmas thingy; what if like reader threw a christmas party and invited yan neighbors izuku and kirishima (not poly) and like maybe reader has their house all  bougie white christmas decorated so both have existential crisis because they realize they both suck at decorating so maybe they like spend all their time working on their indoor decorations, trying to impress reader but shes like "☹️ i have no one to hang out with now" IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE, i wrote all this as a brain dump and did 0 for grammar so

Thx for asking 🏴‍☠️ anon!!

I played around a bit with the concept and I hope that's ok

Honestly I think all of these will be in a more suburban au

Luv u guys🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Yandere Neighbor Wars: Missing Something

Kirishima 🥊 vs Midoriya🥦

⚠[Warning: Yanderes and their behavior, violence, competition, and law enforcement]⚠

🥊🥦Both Kirishima and Midoriya are very loving people so naturally falling for your expressive personality was nothing short of inevitable

🥊🥦Midoriya would be your main stalker who is trying to get enough pictures to make up for all the years he didn’t know you

🥊🥦Kirishima I’d feel wouldn’t originally go in order to watch you, in the beginning

🥊🥦First, he’d notice his neighbor’s super creepy vibes when he lingers near your house to get a drone he ‘accidently’ ran out of battery

🥊🥦He’d follow Midoriya around to find out what he’s doing only to realize he too shared his neighbor’s obsession

🥊🥦Stealing Midoriya’s photos and after being caught outright bartering for them too

🥊🥦“Here you can have the fork she used at my house if you give me the water balloon one”

🥊🥦Out of all of the Yanderes to fight against one another are Midoriya and Kirishima are the most amicable

🥊🥦Both are forgiving and friendly yanderes who can coexist with healthy competition (for a while)

🥊🥦But where they share their mellowness they also share their tendency to escalate things quickly

🥊🥦Touch my love-lose your job,

🥊🥦Speak to my love-You lose your arm

🥊🥦Oh you only needed to ask about your project? Oh, sorry for disturbing you guys. Good luck, hope you do well.

🥊🥦Borderline delusional about how you interpret their actions

🥊🥦“Hey Guys come on in.” You open the door wide open letting your friendly neighbors inside

🥊🥦While you turned to take their dishes to the table they’d have a pseudo friendly competition over who goes through the door first

🥊🥦“You go first, I insist.”

🥊🥦“Honestly man, if you just go in first it wouldn’t be such a problem”

🥊🥦You turn around to see them both in the house, glaring at one another

🥊🥦You ‘ahem’ and they look at you with smiles on their faces

🥊🥦You roll your eyes and show off your Christmas decorations

🥊🥦They look in shock at the White Christmas themed pillows on your couches, your white throw blankets, and even your appliances had some design of the holiday season

🥊🥦Practically having to tape their mouths shut with how hard they gushed over your house

🥊🥦You made a comment along the lines of ‘I can’t wait to see what your decorating is like’

🥊🥦They’d make their totally real excuses before running back to their houses

🥊🥦Usually I doubt these two would so much as leave the room when you expected something from them

🥊🥦But in the case of something having been missing in your set up would have them tearing through their home in minutes in search of this piece

It’d probably go something like this:

“Oh you can just put that there.” You pointed Kirishima, who had a steaming pot of (f/d) coming from the kitchen, to the designated place mat for the food. “(Y/n)! Can you come see if I’m cooking this right?”

“Sure” You rushed into the kitchen to look over Midoriya’s shoulder completely missing the dejected to envious look on Kirishima’s face. When you invited the two for a Christmas Eve dinner you didn’t expect both of them to be so eager about helping you with making food. So you were struggling to find tasks for both your puppy-like neighbors who would become perturbed if they didn’t have an equal or greater job than the other. It was like dealing with two twins who silently throw a tantrum when they're not equally balanced. You noticed how they practically ignored each other especially when you equally pay attention to each of them, you were hoping some holiday cheer could fix this.

“Are we almost ready (Y/n)?”

You broke out of your reminiscent drifting to nod to your broccoli neighbor. “Yeah so you can sit there and there, and I’ll sit here.” On your miniature rectangle shaped table you placed their seats (coordinated by their hair color) on the long side and you alone on the opposite side. I heard its harder to show aggression if your sitting right next to each other. The two neighbors didn’t exactly like their assigned seating but your house, your rules. Alright everything was almost set. You settled down and clapped your hands in sync with the males across the school. “Thank you for the food!”

You had made your plate and dove in but you realized you were missing something. “Darn! I forgot about my gravy boat!” You had lent it to your cousin who lived nearby with their boyfriend. You meant to pick it back up next time you visited but with busy schedules it gets hard to get a dish you don’t use often. As if setting off an alarm both neighbors fling themselves up to sprint out the house.

“Don’t worry love, I got it”

“I’ve got one back at my place, I’ll be back.”

There you sat as the boys ran to their respective house and you huffed like a tired mother. This is going way too far. You continue your food and put some of the gravy into a tiny cup before using it. In your pouting you miss the beginning of a wild brawl on your lawn. After both men ran to their houses and returned with a decorated gravy boat it was over, no longer could they just silently ignore one another when they’ve been stepping all over each other’s toes all morning (literally).

“You know it’d be pretty convenient for me if you just finished your meal and left.”

“And you know it would be the most manly thing to do? Leaving my girl alone.”

“Your girl? I’m sorry you must be confused, that's my future wife.”

“Wife? No, she’s my girlfriend because I plan to ask!”

“Well I will too but I can’t help it if small minds have small goals.”

With that Izuku turns to head into the house only to be pulled back by the rough hands of Eijiro which begins the tackling and eventually utter destruction of one another. By this time you had been tired of waiting and went to call them in only to see them fighting it out, in the snow, on your front lawn. Well I don’t mind dinner and a show. You move your chair, your plate, and set your phone to record watching as shoes were flying off, clothes were being ripped, and incoherent yelling could be heard muffled in the comfy warmth of your home. And from your front row seat you can see your other peeking neighbors in their lit up, decorated homes watching with interest at two grown men fight in the snow.

You and your neighbors decided (on the neighborhood group chat) to call the police when it got serious. And when they were finally separated by multiple police officers and arrested, you figured calling your cousin over to eat this food might be the only balance you’d get today. Hopefully getting your boat back.