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yoonohnct · 6 years

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What NCT 2018 Would Call You (all members!)

I think the members would likely use terms of endearment from whatever language you predominantly spoke with each other, or really any of the languages they speak. I included some Korean terms because I can speak Korean and feel comfortable using it lol.

Taeil: Darling/Dear - Taeil seems kind of classic to me, and for some reason can remind me of an old soul LOL. I think these terms would be perfect for him because they aren’t over the top, and embody both an element of being sweet, but also have an old-fashioned vibe. I don’t think Taeil would use terms of endearment too often for fear of them losing their effect. He would probably use these when you were just relaxing together.

“Darling, would you mind passing me the remote?”

Johnny: Babe/Love/Sugarplum - I’m all over the place with Johnny boy. The term of endearment he would use would really depend on how he wanted to make you feel. Babe shows a more flirty, American bro-y side. Love would typically be reserved for special, sentimental moments like if you were dancing or when he was saying goodnight over the phone from another country. Sugarplum is so funny to me and would probably be used when he wants to joke around and tease you with his cheesiness.

“Are you busy tomorrow babe?”

“Sweet dreams love.”

“What’s crack-a-lackin’ sugarplum?”

Taeyong: 자기야/여보 (Jagiya/Yeobo) - I think Taeyong is a very sweet, affectionate person. I also see him as being a very typical Korean (in terms of style, culture, thinking etc.) So I think these very adorable Korean terms of endearment would be perfect (they’re similar to saying “honey”). They’re very commonly used amongst couples in Korea, and would immediately become his go to. He would love using them to refer to you so you’re always reminded that you’re his.

“What should I make for dinner tonight yeobo?”

Yuta: Sweet cheeks - He 100% seems like he would use this type of name lol. I just picture the type of guy who would say this as being a cocky mf very self-assured haha. You would have to be to use something so cringe,. He would use it mostly when he was feeling a bit frisky or extra confident, like right when he would come off stage. If he wanted to be more sweet, I think he would still use this name (it’s his fave!!) but he would say it more softly, almost whispering it.

“So how much did you love watching me perform this time sweet cheeks?”

Kun: Princess - Honestly I think Kun is one of the sweetest, most kind, gentle humans lol. Like he is so soft and cute omg. I think he would literally treat his gf like they hung the moon, and would want to give her the world. So oc he would treat her like royalty, which is why a name like princess is so fitting. Princess can sort of be demeaning at times but the way Kun would deliver it (like how he looks at you when he says it omg) would 110% be from a place of love.

“How was your day princess?”

Doyoung: 바보 (Babo) - GUYS. I’m sure many of you know “babo” means “idiot/stupid”and I die because Doyoung would definitely have the type of relationship where you guys are both super witty and smart and always trying to one-up each other. You would insult each other but sort of affectionately? He would say this with the biggest smile and then do something cute like ruffle your hair or throw his arm around your shoulders and give you a little squeeze. At times, he would also use it to pretend he was offended or hurt to get a reaction out of you, and would probably dramatically place his hand over his heart and would pretend to gasp in shock lol.

“Hey babo, why didn’t you reply to my text this morning?!”

Ten: Sexy/Bae - Ten’s nothing if not confident lol. But unlike Yuta, I don’t think Ten is super sexual. He just doesn’t have any qualms about expressing how attracted to you he is, whether it be physically or personality-wise. He also seems like he’s very proud of his English, especially when he knows slang or stuff you may not learn in school so he’d be into using those types of pet-names for you. They’re silly and fun, but also a little possessive.

“Can you make it to my dance practice tomorrow sexy?”

Jaehyun: Angel/Sunshine - These terms to me are used when someone is just completely in love and in awe of who they are with. And let’s be honest, Jaehyun is an angel/sunshine personified? I think for Jae to date someone, he would have to truly believe in his feelings. He would look at you like you were too perfect to be from earth, aka you’re an angel from the heavens. He would just look you dead in the eyes and say something super sweet and you would be putty in his hands because you felt exactly the same about him.

“You look cold angel. Do you want my hoodie?”

Winwin: Sweetie/Sweetheart - Winwin is so cute, and I think he would want to give you a nickname that reflects what a special role you have in his life. You are sweet, caring and bring a light to his life which probably isn’t always rosy because of his lifestyle! I can see him using sweethart pretty often, basically finishing all his thoughts with it. He would use it so often he might even forget your actual name.

“We have to get ice cream after our dinner date sweetheart!”

Jungwoo: Kitten - Jungwoo to me sort of shows duality - sometimes he’s super soft and cute, but sometimes he’s a bit more flirty and confident (but not over the top). I think this nickname is perfect because it’s adorable and fluffy, but also doesn’t seem to deep like “darling.” Ultimately Jungwoo is a shy boy so I think he would reserve any pet-names for when it was just the two of you. Just imagine him calling you kitten in his soft voice omg.

“Kitten, did I do a good job in our performance last night?“

Lucas: Gorgeous/Beautiful/Hottie - This guy though. He would be his gf’s ULTIMATE hype man. I think someone like Lucas is confident enough to know he could score the most attractive girls, but would care more about someone’s personality. He is super sweet and would want his girlfriend to feel beautiful, confident, reassured and loved regardless of how she compared to society’s beauty standards. He would definitely YELL these names in his typical Lucas voice to embarrassingly hype you up regardless of who was around, or he would just use them when he was feeling particularly cutesy or felt like you needed a boost.

“DAMN HOTTIE, YOU LOOK SO FINE!”

“I love you beautiful. I’m so happy I got to see you today.”

Mark: Babe/Baby - Mark is kind of swaggy and for some reason these just seem like something a cool dude would call his girl (even though they sort of make me cringe lol). They’re also very commonly used in North America. I think he would mostly just use your name around the other members, but I can see him shyly using these terms when it was just you guys, especially in more sentimental moments.

“It’s so good to finally see you. I’ve missed you so much baby.”

Renjun: Cutie - I think Renjun would want to call you this because amongst NCT, he’s always sort of portrayed as cute and quiet (even though we know he has a very witty side) so he would like to project that and have you be the cute one in your relationship! He wouldn’t use it too often, but it would probably come out when he was saying hi, really missing you, or when you actually did/said something he thought was cute and he wanted to call you out for it!

*you trip when you’re walking together* “You’re so clumsy, cutie!”

Jeno: Honey - I think honey is just the right amount of mushy to be cute, but not cheesy. When I think of someone using it, I picture a guy who is gentlemanly and kind, but has a clear role in the relationship as a strong, masculine person. That to me is Jeno! I think he would try out a bunch of different nicknames for you, but ultimately settle on this one when he realizes it makes you blush the most. He would definitely use it regardless of who was around!

“Honey, come join us all for a movie at the dorm!”

Haechan: Girlfriend/Wifey - These can either be cute names, or very possessive names. And I think Haechan would use it more as the latter. He is just SO happy that you are his and he wants everyone to know. Like he will literally yell “HEY GIRLFRIEND!” at you from down the hallway at SM just so everyone around knows you’re together. And he doesn’t just use it when speaking to you; he will literally refer to you in conversations with other people as girlfriend or wifey.

*to his hyungs* “See you guys later! Wifey and I have a date tonight!”

Jaemin: Baby Girl/Doll - We all know Jaemin is the ult flirt, and to me, these are VERY flirty nicknames. I feel like someone who uses these terms is very sure in his masculinity. Kind of like he wants to be the dominant one but not in the sense that he wants power over his girl. It’s more like he wants to provide for and protect her. His tone would really really determine whether his intention was to come across as more manly or suggestive.

slings his arm around her shoulders* “Happy to see me baby girl?”

Chenle: Pumpkin - Similar to Johnny using sugarplum, I feel like Chenle would use a term of endearment that is super playful and teasing. It’s so silly and you would clap back by pretending like you hated it, but really, he knew you loved it. I don’t see him using it all the time, but I think he would pull it out when you were feeling a bit down, or maybe when he was trying to annoy you until you’d do what he wanted. He would also use it when he was in a really good mood!

“So pumpkin… Since I got lunch, you’re treating me to coffee later, right?”

Jisung: Y/N - LOL. To be honest, I just see Jisung as super shy with girls (which might change with age!!). Even if he wanted to, I don’t think he would feel comfortable using something other than your name until you had been together for a while and were very sure of each other and the relationship. Occasionally, a term of endearment might slip out but he would probably get flustered and try to act like it didn’t happen. He wouldn’t want you to think he was weird or cheesy or something.

“So sweetie I MEAN Y/N OMG… ANYWAYS WHICH MOVIE DID YOU WANT TO SEE AGAIN?”

Excuse me while I go cry because when will any guy call me one of these names, let alone a member of NCT haha. But real talk, I had so much fun writing this and I really hope you guys enjoyed it!! Ngl, it wasn’t easy coming up with 18 different terms of endearment that fit to each of the members, but I’m happy with how it turned out! Feel free to leave me feedback or requests. I love getting messages from you guys!

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stan-and-the-newbie · 6 years

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A kpop newbie’s reaction to BLACKPINK

Alexa: bold Alex: italic

today you are reacting to... BlackPink!

o damn, are you sure this band isn’t your favourite?

pFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT- ok, good one, anyway this is them :3

((she tried sending me a picture but it didn’t work))

awh come oN

~ technical difficulties, please stand by ~

dfgfd shhhHhhHhH i know wot im doin smdh. this is alreaDY GOING BADLY

...should i just google them?

its okay, i got it. this is them

o damn. they're very pretty, but that was to be expected

yep.. so what concept do you think they have? lol as if it isnt obvious

idk man three of them are giving me death glares. uhh black? and pink?

tbh,,,,,they have the girl crush concept, like, theyre all badass and stuff

oh, well that’s.. interesting

i cant believe im letting you edit this post.. anyway, opinion on them? they dont look that similar, thank god

well the red-haired one i like the most so far since she doesn't look like she wants to choke me (and not in the kinky way)

fgjgfghj yes i see

the one wearing the 2b outfit is probably your goth waifu

omf

and the pink(TM) one looks like she's the sugar mommy of the group

m o o d

i'm guessing she's the leader? it could just be the thanos throne

they dont really have a leader.. this is also them

ah, lovely, a picture where they don't look like they want to murder me

yes, finally

a bunch of talented asian cuties, wot is new

to be honesT. i'll start with the first one from the second picture

alrighty

her stage name is rose

the first two from left to right are the prettiest imo

o rlly

i'm gonna get lynched alive for saying that, aren’t i

so, opinion?

she's uhhh 23? and a singer, and she's the goofy one

well youre right about her being a singer.. shes 21, and yes, she is pretty goofy. she is fluent in english because she is australian

n i c e

this is her kickin everyone's ass

((Then she showed me this video))

skinny legend

and they said infinity war was the most ambitious crossover... asian idols wearing brazilian carnival outfits as some dude sings that song from shrek 2? sign me tf up

LMAOO gee her voice still gives me chills rose step on me

alexa that's lewd, let us move on swiftly

sorry i just like her shes also a good dancer

i'm guessing she's gonna be my favourite

english speaking idols get bonus points, and she seems to excel at everything else, so...

yes, she is amazing. oh, she also cried over her fish's death

;-; oof

:( bless her anyway, you have any questions?

nop, she's gucci, let us proceed

right, the next one is jisoo

she's a qt ;; she looks like a dork i want to shake her hand and give her a hug

this is her smiling

see thats the heart smile

is she the radiance? because my retinas are burned

SDFGFDSADFG MOOD

literally no one is gonna get that joke

wat if they do?

then they are people of culture

opinion?

uhh, she is the soft one, and.. she's short because why not, and she's 22 and she sings ;;

o- i mean, she isnt really tall, but she isnt that short. yes, she is a singer, the oldest, 23 y/o and she is a goofball, a derp. very entertaining tbh

she looks adorable and has a cute name and is a goofy dork god bless

all of them are good at english but her. but she Tries- and is confused.

o o f

tis a baby

she deserves all the hugs

she isnt the best dancer, but shes a Great singer, and very stable on stage

their hair alexa their hair is so fucking aesthetic

i KnoW

i am in pain, pack your dictionary we're moving to korea

fuck yeaH the next one is lisa

abs of JUSTICE

hot diggidy she's the sass queen, and she's uh.. 23, and a rapper

oh, this is also her

she is also 21, and yes, a rapper!! a very swaggy one

jackpot

but shes a whole cutie, and the youngest

awh ;;

and she gets embarrassed easily

i see, so she's the tsundere of the group

she is from thailand, and i think shes fluent in four languages, including english

nice, man

she is also an Amazing dancer

n i c e , m a n

shes kinda my wife but theyre all my bias so i cannot decide it is Too Hard

i only have one bias u-u

ofc u do

remember to only have one waifu alexa, too many waifu will ruin your laifu

a baby

they’re all cuties this is fucking illegal

it i s do you have any question about baby lalisa over there :(

so far this is a very solid kpop band

lots of english speakers, cute dorks and pure babies everywhere

;-; yes

it has my seal of approval

n i c e the last member is jennie

o damn. jennie? j-just jennie?

just jennie. she doesn’t need anything else

is that an ACDC shirt

apparently

why do they all look so good and fashionable, and both glamorous and cute and pure at the same time, alexa the space-time continuum shouldn't allow this

pffft opinion?

hmm.. she's both a rapper and a singer, and uhh.. she's the second sassiest, but also a goof, and she's 23. I'LL STICK WITH MY 23 also damn nice thighs

she does have amazing thighs tbh.. WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW SHES ALSO A RAPPER AND A SINGER

well usually in smaller kpop bands one of them does the support for both singing and rap..r-right?

,,,,,,,,,now that you say it

it finally happened folks, i taught alexa something about kpop

badass

THEY'RE ALL SO PURE, FUCC

THEY ARE, they have the badass girl crush concept, BUT THEYRE ALL FUCKIN CUTIES IRL also, take this

my poor heart

jennie is so smol ;; jennie is the smolest

i'm sorry, i was distracted by the thicc

mood tbh she is also fluent in english lmao

pack your shiT ALEXA WE'RE GOING TO KOREA

y ES theyre all really cute and entertaining, they dont go over the top, but theyre still pretty funny - as funny as a girl group can be anyway

pfft i find all of them entertaining tbh. show me some songs fam

o, alrighty. this is a dance practice, it was the first thing that was released and everyone went nuts

((Then she showed me the dance practice video))

lisa is the one with shorts, jennie has the cap, rose is the one with braids and the last one is jenniejisoo

oof, a bit too edgy for my taste, sorry. but the routine is great!

well, they were kinda made to be badass

yeah, i figured

also, a little side note

their company is one of the biggest companies out there, but theyre known for their shitty management, as in, they dont really give idols many comebacks or promotions, so they dont have many songs;; even tho they debuted two years ago

well, that kinda sucks

yep..

i imagine this business is pretty finicky behind the scenes. i guess it can’t be all sugar and glitter all the time

true.. anyway, this is is one of the two songs in their debut ep lol

((Then she showed me “Whistle”))

also, may i add, their mvs are hella aesthetic

they seem to be.. not a fan of the super edgy american-ish songs though

yeh, their second ep was better. this is from the second ep

((Then she showed me “Playing With Fire”))

pyromaniac title, piano in the first second. this one's gon' be gud

yeah, this one was definitely better - well, not objectively, just imo

yeah then theres this beautiful beautiful song

((Then she showed me “Stay”))

that title gives me the hibby jibbies

y e p p

nvm i saw a mcdonalds in the background and now i'm chuckling

sdfdsdfg honestly the mv is So Pretty

ALEXA I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR SAD TIMES

shhh its a nice lil song just dont read the lyrics lmao

...i'm reading the lyrics now I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A BADASS GROUP WHAT IS THIS

the chorus is so nice tho, with the claps

it is.. well, that was mildly depressing

at the end they hold hands and laugh and jump around in a circle in the mv and its just.. i rlly like the mv and the filter is very pretty

a e s t h e t i c

anyway, back to badass

((Then she showed me “Ddu-du Ddu-du”...?))

this is their most recent release, this time with a mini album

and i see thanos’s throne is back

y eS

these sets look expensive as fucc.. is that a fennec fox?

maybe..

and the evil parrot from rio? what is this, a crossover episode?

THE MOST AMBITIOUS CROSSOVER

first we had the shrek 2 song, now this they gon' hit me with dat turu turu du alexa halp meh

i k r wat u gon do

is that.. a sparkly tank?

y ES jennie is an icon

i feel like i've ascended

tbh all these things were so unnecessary yet they did it anyway

well i certainly don’t regret it

that breakdown at the end is kinda cheap, but i think the diamond tank made up for it

definitely

sdfvbvGJHGthere are two mvs left

oh, just.. just two?

y es

i feel bad for them ;; did u say it's been two years

yeah..

this is so r00d

yes, always feel bad for yg artists

what’s yg?

its a company - their company

ah, i see

their shitty company

oof

here's their debut song (which i dont really like but Oh Well.)

((Then she showed me “Boombaya”..? who the hell comes up with these names?))

well, in all fairness if they're one of the biggest they probably have a lot of bands to manage

not really.. they had very successful bands though, so that kinda paved the way for the ones nowadays

ALEXA THESE FUCKING LYRICS ARE KILLING ME

ASDFGBFVDS MOOD CLICK CLACK BADDABING BADDABOOM QUEEN

"i'm so hot i need a fan i don't want a boy i need a man" BISH YOU'RE A 5 FOOT 20-SOMETHING ASIAN IDOL CHILL

hjkjhghj shhHHH

this is a whole drugtrip

it iS

are those.. black leather biker pants... mixed with blue jeans? this is some next level shit alexa i can't handle this

y ES fashion icon

why do coke when you can watch this for free and legally?

ikr theres one last mv, and its better, trust me

..alright...

theyre cute in this one

((Then she showed me “As If It’s Your Last”))

jisoo is the one with the heart magnet and i love her

awh ;; man these titles are edgier than 13 year old me

oh come on, its a love song

that dancing, it's s-so lewd <-<;;

it iS oh, i forgot lisa's rap is in english

n o i c e i didn't know jennie had her own ice cream business

girl is going places okay but 1:36

what about it?

th-the cotton candy part

pfff

sorry i remember the first time and saw it and was like fukc thas cute

well, it was. it was pure ;;

alright, final thoughts?

well, they're a bunch of cute and talented dorks, but that ain't nothing new. either way, 10/10 for the lewd dancing and the fact that they speak english. give dem more comebacks, fam

they have lewder choreos, but thats for another day. justice4blackpinkcomeback edition

yeS, let’s make a petition

Heya peeps, it’s a boii mod Alex here. This was the first time I put together a Reaction Wednesday post, so uh.. yeah... I think it turned out pretty good! But seriously, a lot of work goes into these, even though it may not seem like it. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it! See you next week!

#reaction wednesday #kpop reaction #kpop #blackpink #lisa #jisoo #jennie #rose #mod alex #mod alexa #reaction #introduction #guide #kpop guide #kpop introduction #blackpink guide #blackpink introduction

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lyra-the-youngblood-blog · 6 years

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So, here are finally my pictures from the Mania Experience last Sunday!!!! ((I went with my bestie Shelby, she’s the one dabbing and I’m on the left, we accidentally matched lol)

((I wanted to add this tweet I found because I kid you not the entire hour we were standing in line Shelby kept screaming, “OKAY, WHO HAS THE BROWNIES!!” And the people in front of us were staring at us like we were crazy))

Here’s the door to the Experience *sound effects*

My wristband

This quite ominous picture of the pill bottle in the Sunshine Riptide room

Me with the scary pill bottle (yes I know I’m ugly please just ignore that fact~)

sHELBY STOP DABBING

fall out BOYYYYYYYY being reflected on the hall

Hey look! The music box room! My headset didn’t work in here, and all I could listen to was a crappy cover of Wilson (Expensive Mistakes)

The sheet music pressed against the wall (I believe it’s the notes for Heavens Gate)

Heavens Gates Lyrics printed on the wall looking swaggy as heck

i THOUGHT I SAID STOP DABBING SCREEEE

FINALLY

I kinda look like I have a halo.. I also look very tan from the lighting xD

“I wanna sleep on every piece of fuzz, and stuffing that comes out of you” Dude the bear we were leaning against was right by the speaker so we were low key having our ears blasted out from the bass line

Okay, by far THIS WAS THE COOLEST ROOM!!

I’m kinda dissappionted that the guys weren’t here on Sunday too, but whatever, I still had a great time ^^

This is what I drew on the floor, a small sketch of my fursona Lake Effect- forever love the boys ^^

Shebly drew this, of her in a trash can (I relate) and her fursona Mighty

And that’s my adventure at The Mania Experience!!! Sorry for such a long post, hope you like my pictures!! Have a good day my friends ^^

#mania experience #Mania #fob #fall out boy #purple waves

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therealmrconley · 3 years

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sooooo at one of my first anime cons, when i was cosplaying Uraraka from Mha, there was a big cosplay meetup where some dude would yell out “all deku cosplayers come to the stage!” and then they would take a picture and then so on and so forth. So at this cosplay meetup I saw someone and experienced what i can only describe as love at first sight. They cosplayed Deku and they looked so fucking swaggy and when the urarakas and the dekus were taking a picture together they asked me if they could pick me up for like a cute pose. So as you can imagine i have spent every day since thinking about them. Now, today I decided I was going to try everything in my power to find them. Before I did this, I had to get appropriately suited up.

Then I was ready. Because this con was in 2019, pretty much the only things i can see are 404 pages and dead ends. I have tried extremely hard to find them, but I’m having a tough time. As you might expect, the con keeps a ton of shit locked up, for privacy’s sake. I also really don’t want to do anything illegal, which limits my options. So if y’all have any suggestions of what i could do please tell me

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hime-hana · 7 years

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WANNA ONE ❃ AS TYPES OF BOYFRIENDS

YOON JISUNG

the funny guy, your own personal living meme

jokes 25/8 and sometimes even in his sleep

a true sweetheart and is always there for you

gets protective whenever you go out and glares at everyone who gives you a second look

daydreams a lot about you and lots of cute things he wants to do with you

always brings you lunch or waits for you at home with home-made dinner and even dessert

HA SUNGWOON

doesn’t like it so much when you wear highheels so you two won’t be going to a lot of formal events because he doesn’t want you to be taller than him

extremely lovable otherwise

a true cinammon roll who is too dumb for his own good

anything you need, this boy got you and i mean ANYTHING

has a weird way of showing his love sometimes “i think i love you as much as i love food”, “you’re so cute you could puke rainbows and unicorns”

HWANG MINHYUN

the smart boyfriend that will tell you about all sorts of things you didn’t even hear of

brings a book to all of your dates and asks you if you have a library at home that he can look through

so many quality conversations

but then he has this side which i will only say two words about: DAD JOKES

the most terrible and idiot type of jokes to which no one laughs but him

ONG SEONGWOO

the one that your family will love more than you and your parents will probably want to adopt him

tries to be smooth and suave, but fails the moment he opens his mouth

likes having you in his lap as he hugs you from behind and leaves small kisses on your back or your nape

always mimics your favorite characters from movies or cartoons while asking “y/n do you love me?”, “y/n am i handsome?”

KIM JAEHWAN

you’re dating a karaoke machine

you can name any kind of song and he will sing it for you after listening to it once

always tries to make you smile, but makes the stupidest jokes possible

which often turn sexual, but he always acts innocent, as if he doesn’t know what he’s saying

has a weird laugh but you love him for it

KANG DANIEL

probably loves his cats more than you but won’t admit it

always sends you pictures when he is away or if he’s bored he would send pictures of his cats

insists on playing video games together on the weekends

calls you kid no matter what age you are

thinks you’re cute when you get mad, so is always mocking you for being tiny and shorter than him

“you’re so adorable... like a child... a very small child”

PARK JIHOON

it’s actually like those princes from Disney movies

acts more manly than he is in reality around you just to impress you

you’re blessed by always being the first person to see his new aegyo poses

probably got taught some weird-ass pick-up lines by his hyungs

“y/n do you know why you can’t be ice-cream? cause you’re so hot... and also a person”

PARK WOOJIN

wakes you up at 3 am “you me dance party now!”

“go to sleep dude”

“no y/n, you need to tell me what should i change to my choreography, ok?”

you act like best friends most of the time and people often wonder if he’s your brother or not

goofs around a lot with you and is not afraid to do it in public too

takes you with him to the studio all the time and most of your dates are spent there

BAE JINYOUNG

the insecure little puppy who feels lost whenever you are not around

very sensitive and most likely to cry when you watch animation movies

somehow his personality fits yours perfectly and you complete each other like puzzle pieces

very shy and if you want something from him you have to do the first step

probably does aegyo for you to buy him food or to get cuddles

LEE DAEHWI

your number one hype man who is always cheering for you no matter what

like i imagine you can commit murder and Daehwi would stand behind you with pom poms singing to Mansae and yelling “THAT’S MY GIRL Y’ALL! NOW GO FOR THE JUGULAR BABE”

you two probably spend almost everyday together

sleepover parties where you listen to old music and spazz over childhood crushes

probably enjoys doing your make-up and nails for you and picking your outfits too

LAI GUAN LIN

seems to hate you most of the time and sometimes you wonder how you started dating

gets jealous quite easily even though he doesn’t show it

probably forgets to answer your texts because he was too busy sleeping or looking at pictures with swaggy rappers

will ask you to teach him your native language or help him study Korean

always is late with his answers and reactions and you have to wait 5 minute for the answer to a yes or no question

#wanna one #wanna one scenarios #wanna one imagines #wanna one reactions #yoon jisung #ha sungwoon #hwang minhyun #ong seongwoo #kim jaehwan #kang daniel #park jihoon #park woojin #bae jinyoung #lee daehwi #lai guan lin

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shineethinks · 7 years

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key as a superhero

hero name:(key: it’s not “the pew pew” go AWAY TAEMIN)

it’s actually just “key”

he wanted to keep it simple

also the names ot4 suggested were a hard pass (onew: pls be wattson plS / jong: no srsly what’s wrong with lightning mcqueen)

wears sunglasses all the time so it’s become his signature look

he thinks they make him look swaggy especially when he coolly takes them off before using his powers

they’re not special sunglasses at all so sometimes when he does forgets to take them off before he shoots lasers from his eyes, he burns holes in them (key: DAMMIT THESE WERE GUCCI)

he has kamehameha’d before while using his powers bc his members are anime dweebs and KEEP SAYING IT WHEN HE PRACTICES

so he did the hand motion and it was admittedly kind of awesome to shout KAMEHAMEHA and ot4 was like “HIS POWER IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

at first when he had trouble with his powers, he fried five of his phones bc he got annoyed while playing candy crush

and when he asked to borrow one of ot4′s phone, they quickly learned (after he short-circuited taemin’s phone) to dial for him and put it on speakerphone (taemin: 9v9 i was so careful not to lose this one………)

the members made him their personal wifi-hotspot

it’s called batterkey (key: *indignant af* i am a persON)

also uses it tho

ot4 also rub balloons on him a lot and they stick bc he’s a lil bit more prone to static electricity than others

but all that static’s gotta go somewhere and he chases them to shock it out (key: YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR!!!!!!! / minho: *stretching out of the window to safety* IT WAS WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!)

the coolest thing that he’s done was probably literally pulling lightening from the sky during a battle

redirecting that much power was electrifying

it also took a lot out of him and had to be tended to by onew for the next two days to heal his body and soul

BUT a lucky photographer got THE ultimate superhero picture with key glowing with energy and striking down white lightening

and it’s the picture that comes up whenever key’s mentioned in the news and he highkey loves that picture a lot

there were posters made and he totally has one framed in his room

invaluable during blackouts at hospitals bc he pops through (with taemin’s portaling help) and restarts their machinery asap

designed everyone’s costumes

except jong’s bc he tried, he really did but dude turns into a WOLF and putting him into a spandax suit is a no go (jong: how about a cape???? like just a cape / key: NO CAPES)

but you know, sometimes they don’t have time to change into the costumes that, for the record, he spent a LOT of time designing, and they show up to fight villains in sweats and pajamas bc evil has NO respect for key’s brilliant design skills

which is SO rude

has experimented in trying to cook food with his powers

& everything tastes burnt but he keeps trying (onew: let’s just use the stove i cannOT watch you incinERATE our dinner again)

#no capes!!!!!!!!!!!#how did he get his powers???#well #oh look at that the other tags are coming in #key #kibum #shinee #shinee scenarios #shinee as superheros #i don't think i'm going to go into much about fighting and stuff #more like what their lives are as powered individuals #we'll see~#shinee5

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thepatricktreestump · 8 years

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Pretty Odd. (ask challenge)

PRETTY ODD. ASK CHALLENGE Tagged by @emoxxtrash my beloved fren

WE’RE SO STARVING: LAST THING YOU ATE? I went to Starbucks and had a Coconut Milk Mocha Macchiato and a sugar cookie NINE IN THE AFTERNOON: WHEN DO YOU USUALLY SLEEP/WAKE UP? Well I have insomnia so I go to bed anywhere from midnight to four a.m. it just depends. This week I’ve been going to bed around two in the morning. And I wake up at six a.m. to seven a.m. but on weekends I usually pull all nighters lol. SHE’S A HANDSOME WOMAN: WHAT FAMOUS PERSON DO YOU FIND THE MOST AESTHETICALLY PLEASING? A lot of people come to mind but mainly: Johnny Depp, Carrie Underwood, Tim Burton, Lady Gaga DO YOU SEE WHAT I’M SEEING?: DESCRIBE THE WEATHER WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW Well we just had a fucking tornado a couple days ago where I’m at lol so uh lots of rain and gray skies. THAT GREEN GENTLEMAN (THINGS HAVE CHANGED): HOW ARE YOU DIFFERENT FROM HOW YOU WERE TWO YEARS AGO? Um two years ago I was in a super dark place in my life, I had extremely bad depression, self-harm issues, an eating disorder, it was just very bad. I’ve gotten a lot better since then. I’ve also gained a lot more confidence and have better friends. I HAVE FRIENDS IN HOLY SPACES: HAVE YOU MET ANY FAMOUS PEOPLE? WHO? I don’t know if any of you watch Dancing With The Stars, but I came super fucking close to touching Val Chmerkovskiy and I was freaking the fuck out I was like five feet away from him. I know I’ve like DMed conversations with Riley Bria (American Idol) and Anthony Amorim (Youtuber) so yeah idk if that counts. NORTHERN DOWNPOUR: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I was watching Moana yesterday and yeah, Disney movies got me with all the feels and emotions. WHEN THE DAY MET THE NIGHT: DO YOU PREFER SUNSET OR SUNRISE? I love the sunset! Where I live there’s lot of trees and forests and lakes and the sun filters through the branches and reflects on the water and it looks so pretty and the skies turn yellow to orange to pink to purple and it’s so gorgeous I take so many pictures. PAS DE CHEVAL: IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY ANIMAL FOR A PET, WHAT WOULD YOU PICK? I want that little chameleon from Tangled, that little dude Pascal, like he’d be pretty swaggy to just carry around in my pocket or someshit like that. I’d love that. THE PIANO KNOWS SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW: DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? I play acoustic and electric guitar and I dabble in the bass. BEHIND THE SEA: WHAT WAS YOUR LAST DREAM? So um, I have this thing, it actually exists and a lot of insomniacs actually have it. It’s called Nightmare Disorder and so I have really bad dreams at night. Last dream was being trapped inside this auditorium and being held hostage by a terrorist organization and having some of my friends tortured in front of me in order to get information. Um, you can ask @ani001011 my dreams are like weird apocalypse, horror, thriller, adventure movies or something like that and they often scare the shit outta me. It’s not really the monsters or “bad guys” that scare me, but it’s the thought of losing or hurting the people I love that terrify me the most. FOLKIN’ AROUND: DO YOU HAVE A REGIONAL ACCENT? IF SO, WHAT KIND? Nope I’m just an American SHE HAD THE WORLD: IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, IN ANY TIME PERIOD, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? Idk I really like the European Renaissance or Medieval Era, but I also adore the American 60’s and that kind of stuff, but honestly I’d just want to go a couple years back and be able to attend the Twenty One Pilots, Panic! at the Disco, and Fall Out Boy concert from the Save Rock and Roll era FROM A MOUNTAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CABINS: EVER BEEN CAMPING? DID YOU LIKE IT? Yeah we go camping every year and it’s always great, there’s a hella ton of people and we stay up all night all week long and just cause trouble and run around and just, it’s amazing. Especially when my best friend comes. MAD AS RABBITS: WHAT DOES “REINVENT LOVE” MEAN TO YOU? Actually lol my soulmate/bestfriend and I are going to get matching tattoos of “reinvent love.” I think the phrase is beautiful and personally I think of it as saying that each one of us see the world try to sell us this concept of perfect love and a lot of times, it’s not what we perceive it as. It’s not perfect body, love at first sight, cliché coffee dates and valentine day presents, no fairy tale prince charming or princess, not a romantic chick flick high school sweetheart, nothing like that. Our own love is personal and defined only by ourselves and that other person. It’s unique, it’s different, it’s not standard. We break our own hearts searching for what we’ve been told all our lives and driving ourselves crazy trying to find what we’ve been told the definition of love is, but we need to first understand to push those concepts aside and recreate our own version, in order to truly find the person that our heart belongs to. We must “reinvent love” in order to find our own. If that makes any sense.

*okay this was fun! Rollercoaster ride :) I’m going to tag @chubbybrendon because she’s a fucking Panic! queen and she basically owns pretty odd soooooo

#send me asks #challenge me #questionairre #ask me shit

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flauntpage · 6 years

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NBA Summer Vacation Watch: Shots from the Mid-Range of Summer

Look, there’s little to no preamble needed for this one. We’re in the thick of the season, my friends, and like the bounty of any good summer harvest there’s a lot to digest—so slap on some SPF and crack a cold bev of your choice, ‘cause summer is fleeting and there’s no time to waste.

Joel Embiid

A first for simultaneous hashtags in the sand and Chopin’s "Funeral March" on SVW. Also, shamefully, a first for the classic vacation gag of burying somebody up to their head on the beach. However, Embiid is nothing if not a league trendsetter so watch this space to see if this catches on and we get more of our favorites covered in extremely large quantities of sand before the off-season is turned, regrettably, back on.

Rating: Lots of fun and a little bit spooky, set to the soundtrack of a classic 19th century composer? Carefree middle of summer, we have arrived unto thee.

Jimmy Butler

Look who is still on vacation! Jimmy Butler is ostensibly making it right the hell up from his lack of downtime last summer, with some QT in Italy, a quick dip into Spain for Pau Gasol’s birthday, then skipping like a beautiful piece of beach glass down to the Greek islands in an oceanic teal Stella McCartney linen tunic and shorts combo to get his reps in as he’s spotted by the Aegean.

Rating: Is this our Eat, Pay, Love?

C.J. McCollum

After last week’s Lillard sighting—wonderful as it was to see Dame crooning down the Colombia River on a Jet Ski—I was concerned one of the Blazers might not make it to a more exotic locale but McCollum has come through, for all of us.

Rating: Congratulations to C.J. for acquiring the pool and matching geolocation tag of my dreams.

Nick Young

There is no one of this earth that gets as much use out of their Disney World season’s pass as Swaggy P, and no one who gets as much enjoyment out of Disney World as Swaggy P. In one visit we have two hat changes and four era changes—puritan, pirate, something with lights, log driving—plus P doing an immaculately timed selfie the moment the roller coaster took his family’s photo, like summer Inception.

Rating: Could have used a big turkey leg but I assume he’ll be back before the summer’s out.

D’Angelo Russell

Just when you think you thought you knew how to relax poolside, there’s D’Angelo Russell getting a massage beside his.

Rating: Rude of the postal service not to deliver the memo that swimming has herein been elevated!

Kenneth Faried

Please enjoy Faried and his toucan swim trunks yachting; parasailing; and posing in, on, around, and over the Adriatic Sea.

Rating: Faried is a free agent next summer and the Nuggets or whomstever better not lock it down before summer vacation re-signs him, once again.

Gorgui Dieng

Turns out all it takes to get me interested in the World Cup is Gorgui Dieng and a little thing called his huge patriotism!

Rating: Dieng went on to best both Croatia and France and take home the big, gold global cup for himself.

Tim Hardaway, Jr.

Freedom’s just another word for Tim Hardaway, Jr. on a yacht in Miami.

Rating: Somewhere between Madonna in the music video for her cover of "American Pie" and an extremely chill Uncle Sam who wants you to have a good summer.

Malcolm Brogdon

A very mysterious photo of Brogdon off the coast of Cartagena looking extremely relaxed. No real clues as to where he is headed or from where he has come, equipped as best he can be in a muscle tank and swim trunks, ready for whatever this vacation may throw his way—

Rating:—which, from the looks of it, might be a cool sea breeze and the company of friends.

Dillon Brooks

Bet you didn’t know how much you needed to see a photo of Dillon Brooks skanking down an old alleyway in Girona, in the Catalonia region of Spain, until you did, huh?

Rating: M-m-m-my Girona!

Langston Galloway

The Great Wall continues to be an extremely popular SVW destination this offseason and true to the tradition of guys unable to go there and not work out for just one second, Langston Galloway attempted to run up 2,000 stairs, thankfully tiring out at around thirty.

Rating: UNESCO does not stand for U Need Extra Stairs, Cardio Obsessively

E’Twaun Moore

Here we go! Pelicans guard E’Twaun Moore also on the Great Wall, hopefully via gondola, looking not at all out of breath and without a sweatband or compression tights in sight. This is how you do the Great Wall, guys! Communism allows chilling.

Rating: UNESCO does (not really) stand for U’ll Never Ever See Chiller Objects

Demetrius Jackson

Jackson looking like the most Not-a-dude-not-yet-a-dad in Hawaii with the process shot of him getting the shot, then a picture of the shot, then him all of a sudden on top of a horse to go off and get an even better shot.

Rating: A man and a horse worth trading your whole entire starting roster away for, honestly.

Ron Baker

Oh good Lord, here we have Ron Baker up to his old tricks again, somehow always being bad at summer vacations despite all of the privilege and resources afforded to him. Ron was in Vegas for Summer League and decided to do a little excursion out of Sin City to go to a… giant, boring dam.

Rating: Dam you.

Aron Baynes

Nice of the Bad-At-Summertime MVPs to make my life easier and hopefully get it out of their systems this week, because next up is Aron Baynes! We catch this Taking-It-Easy Fraud descending a whole bunch of stairs he just climbed up in Hawaii instead of doing as Demetrius Jackson would and simply enjoying himself.

Rating: Baynes of vacations everywhere.

Ben McLemore

But we do need to end this big week on a high note and that’s why I’ve saved Ben McLemore, mere days before he was to wed, doing the "In My Feelings" challenge atop a pool fountain as an outro. Please, enjoy this balm and watch on repeat until we meet again next week.

Rating: Like a sunburn, bad vacations fade, but tandem dance routines with friends and loved ones that end with a leap into crystal clear waters last forever.

NBA Summer Vacation Watch: Shots from the Mid-Range of Summer published first on https://footballhighlightseurope.tumblr.com/

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amtushinfosolutionspage · 6 years

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NBA Summer Vacation Watch: Shots from the Mid-Range of Summer

Joel Embiid

A first for simultaneous hashtags in the sand and Chopin’s “Funeral March” on SVW. Also, shamefully, a first for the classic vacation gag of burying somebody up to their head on the beach. However, Embiid is nothing if not a league trendsetter so watch this space to see if this catches on and we get more of our favorites covered in extremely large quantities of sand before the off-season is turned, regrettably, back on.

Rating: Lots of fun and a little bit spooky, set to the soundtrack of a classic 19th century composer? Carefree middle of summer, we have arrived unto thee.

Jimmy Butler

Rating: Is this our Eat, Pay, Love?

C.J. McCollum

Rating: Congratulations to C.J. for acquiring the pool and matching geolocation tag of my dreams.

Nick Young

Rating: Could have used a big turkey leg but I assume he’ll be back before the summer’s out.

D’Angelo Russell

Just when you think you thought you knew how to relax poolside, there’s D’Angelo Russell getting a massage beside his.

Rating: Rude of the postal service not to deliver the memo that swimming has herein been elevated!

Kenneth Faried

Please enjoy Faried and his toucan swim trunks yachting; parasailing; and posing in, on, around, and over the Adriatic Sea.

Rating: Faried is a free agent next summer and the Nuggets or whomstever better not lock it down before summer vacation re-signs him, once again.

Gorgui Dieng

Turns out all it takes to get me interested in the World Cup is Gorgui Dieng and a little thing called his huge patriotism!

Rating: Dieng went on to best both Croatia and France and take home the big, gold global cup for himself.

Tim Hardaway, Jr.

Freedom’s just another word for Tim Hardaway, Jr. on a yacht in Miami.

Rating: Somewhere between Madonna in the music video for her cover of “American Pie” and an extremely chill Uncle Sam who wants you to have a good summer.

Malcolm Brogdon

Rating:—which, from the looks of it, might be a cool sea breeze and the company of friends.

Dillon Brooks

Bet you didn’t know how much you needed to see a photo of Dillon Brooks skanking down an old alleyway in Girona, in the Catalonia region of Spain, until you did, huh?

Rating: M-m-m-my Girona!

Langston Galloway

Rating: UNESCO does not stand for U Need Extra Stairs, Cardio Obsessively

E’Twaun Moore

Rating: UNESCO does (not really) stand for U’ll Never Ever See Chiller Objects

Demetrius Jackson

Rating: A man and a horse worth trading your whole entire starting roster away for, honestly.

Ron Baker

Rating: Dam you.

Aron Baynes

Rating: Baynes of vacations everywhere.

Ben McLemore

But we do need to end this big week on a high note and that’s why I’ve saved Ben McLemore, mere days before he was to wed, doing the “In My Feelings” challenge atop a pool fountain as an outro. Please, enjoy this balm and watch on repeat until we meet again next week.

Rating: Like a sunburn, bad vacations fade, but tandem dance routines with friends and loved ones that end with a leap into crystal clear waters last forever.

NBA Summer Vacation Watch: Shots from the Mid-Range of Summer syndicated from https://australiahoverboards.wordpress.com

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flauntpage · 6 years

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NBA Summer Vacation Watch: Shots from the Mid-Range of Summer

Joel Embiid

Rating: Lots of fun and a little bit spooky, set to the soundtrack of a classic 19th century composer? Carefree middle of summer, we have arrived unto thee.

Jimmy Butler

Rating: Is this our Eat, Pay, Love?

C.J. McCollum

Rating: Congratulations to C.J. for acquiring the pool and matching geolocation tag of my dreams.

Nick Young

Rating: Could have used a big turkey leg but I assume he’ll be back before the summer’s out.

D’Angelo Russell

Just when you think you thought you knew how to relax poolside, there’s D’Angelo Russell getting a massage beside his.

Rating: Rude of the postal service not to deliver the memo that swimming has herein been elevated!

Kenneth Faried

Please enjoy Faried and his toucan swim trunks yachting; parasailing; and posing in, on, around, and over the Adriatic Sea.

Rating: Faried is a free agent next summer and the Nuggets or whomstever better not lock it down before summer vacation re-signs him, once again.

Gorgui Dieng

Turns out all it takes to get me interested in the World Cup is Gorgui Dieng and a little thing called his huge patriotism!

Rating: Dieng went on to best both Croatia and France and take home the big, gold global cup for himself.

Tim Hardaway, Jr.

Freedom’s just another word for Tim Hardaway, Jr. on a yacht in Miami.

Rating: Somewhere between Madonna in the music video for her cover of "American Pie" and an extremely chill Uncle Sam who wants you to have a good summer.

Malcolm Brogdon

Rating:—which, from the looks of it, might be a cool sea breeze and the company of friends.

Dillon Brooks

Bet you didn’t know how much you needed to see a photo of Dillon Brooks skanking down an old alleyway in Girona, in the Catalonia region of Spain, until you did, huh?

Rating: M-m-m-my Girona!

Langston Galloway

Rating: UNESCO does not stand for U Need Extra Stairs, Cardio Obsessively

E’Twaun Moore

Rating: UNESCO does (not really) stand for U’ll Never Ever See Chiller Objects

Demetrius Jackson

Rating: A man and a horse worth trading your whole entire starting roster away for, honestly.

Ron Baker

Rating: Dam you.

Aron Baynes

Rating: Baynes of vacations everywhere.

Ben McLemore

Rating: Like a sunburn, bad vacations fade, but tandem dance routines with friends and loved ones that end with a leap into crystal clear waters last forever.

NBA Summer Vacation Watch: Shots from the Mid-Range of Summer published first on https://footballhighlightseurope.tumblr.com/

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