#this one was JUST FOR YOU

[yanderepuck]

EYYYYY WE'RE HERE AGAIN. You're probably wondering when I'll stop. And I'm wondering that too.

But this time it's Dazai that is asleep. Hehe. I'm also going to try to keep MC fairly gender neutral in this one specifically for @ikemendrew :) bc he just LOOOVES smut. Smooch smooch love you

You wake up in the middle of the night. Your hand reaches to the side of the bed, searching for a glass of water. You grab it and sit up and finish off the glass.

You hold it in your hands for a moment while looking at Dazai beside you. A naked Dazai at that. Him sleeping naked was definitely something you had to get used to, but now it would be weird otherwise.

You set the glass back where you got it and lay back down. After a few minutes of trying to fall back to sleep you realize thirst isn't the only reason why you woke up.

You're horny. So horny that it woke you up. You couldn't say this was the first time this has happened to you. You groan into the pillow and end up tossing and turning, trying to ignore what your body wants.

Eventually you are facing Dazai. His hair is a mess, he's lightly snoring. You sit up again with a thought going through your mind.

You move the blanket off of his body, exposing him down to his legs. Yep. He's fully naked alright.

With just one finger, you drag it from the tip of his cock to the base. Going up and down to see if you get a reaction.

Not much. So you start to rub his cock with your hand. Just enough to start to get him hard. You hear groans coming from him when you stop.

You quickly get your pants off. You were telling yourself that if he wasn't going to get hard quick then you would just go back to sleep. But the odds are in your favor.

You swing a leg over him, hovering over his erection. You look down at his sleeping face wondering how he can be so hot even in his sleep.

You lower yourself down slowly, letting yourself get adjusted to his size. You bite your lip to stop the moans. You don't want to wake him up, not yet at least.

With your hands on his abs you start rocking your hips.

"Ahh...Dazai~" you were nervous about doing this at first, but now that you are filled there's no going back. Your movements get rougher and you can't help but moan.

You feel him fully harden inside you and whine.

"Fuck, you make me feel so good."

Rocking your hips wasn't enough, you started to bounce on him. You wanted to keep it quiet but you came down harder and harder each time.

Dazai started to moan more. His body squirming a bit trying to figure out what is going on. You keep getting rougher, not feeling satisfied enough.

"Ungh.. Dazai ~"

You lean down to kiss him. Taking his hands in yours, you pin them to the bed. You come down on him harder.

You start to pant but you don't plan on slowing down. Hearing his soft moans makes you want to keep going. You rest your head in the crook of his neck.

You're getting close, you can feel it, you just need a little more.

"Let me help you with that."

You start to sit up when heading Dazai's groggy voice, but he thrusts up into you before you fully can.

You feel his hands slip out from under yours and onto your hips. He holds you down onto him as he keeps thrusting into you.

Your moans get louder. You go to sit up again so that you can look at him but he rolls you two over so that you're in your back now.

"What a great way to wake up."

He lifts one of your legs and thrusts into you harder.

Your moans turn into screams for a moment as you finally cum.

Dazai doesn't slow down as you start to pant, if anything he gets rougher. His hand on your hip squeezes you enough to bruise.

"Dazai!"

"Shh. You're going to wake everyone. You already woke me up so now I get to play with you until morning~"

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Tag list~

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[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[medichamcham]

i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

[canonkiller]

I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"

specific examples include but are not limited to

why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)

why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)

why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)

why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)

why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)

who taught you that this is how things are?

how long do you plan on repeating it?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[arnab-factory]

Fascinated by this phenomenon

[arynneva]

wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[a-drama-addict]

not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

[miiilowo]

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back