#this one was JUST FOR YOU

[yanderepuck]

EYYYYY WE'RE HERE AGAIN. You're probably wondering when I'll stop. And I'm wondering that too.

But this time it's Dazai that is asleep. Hehe. I'm also going to try to keep MC fairly gender neutral in this one specifically for @ikemendrew :) bc he just LOOOVES smut. Smooch smooch love you

You wake up in the middle of the night. Your hand reaches to the side of the bed, searching for a glass of water. You grab it and sit up and finish off the glass.

You hold it in your hands for a moment while looking at Dazai beside you. A naked Dazai at that. Him sleeping naked was definitely something you had to get used to, but now it would be weird otherwise.

You set the glass back where you got it and lay back down. After a few minutes of trying to fall back to sleep you realize thirst isn't the only reason why you woke up.

You're horny. So horny that it woke you up. You couldn't say this was the first time this has happened to you. You groan into the pillow and end up tossing and turning, trying to ignore what your body wants.

Eventually you are facing Dazai. His hair is a mess, he's lightly snoring. You sit up again with a thought going through your mind.

You move the blanket off of his body, exposing him down to his legs. Yep. He's fully naked alright.

With just one finger, you drag it from the tip of his cock to the base. Going up and down to see if you get a reaction.

Not much. So you start to rub his cock with your hand. Just enough to start to get him hard. You hear groans coming from him when you stop.

You quickly get your pants off. You were telling yourself that if he wasn't going to get hard quick then you would just go back to sleep. But the odds are in your favor.

You swing a leg over him, hovering over his erection. You look down at his sleeping face wondering how he can be so hot even in his sleep.

You lower yourself down slowly, letting yourself get adjusted to his size. You bite your lip to stop the moans. You don't want to wake him up, not yet at least.

With your hands on his abs you start rocking your hips.

"Ahh...Dazai~" you were nervous about doing this at first, but now that you are filled there's no going back. Your movements get rougher and you can't help but moan.

You feel him fully harden inside you and whine.

"Fuck, you make me feel so good."

Rocking your hips wasn't enough, you started to bounce on him. You wanted to keep it quiet but you came down harder and harder each time.

Dazai started to moan more. His body squirming a bit trying to figure out what is going on. You keep getting rougher, not feeling satisfied enough.

"Ungh.. Dazai ~"

You lean down to kiss him. Taking his hands in yours, you pin them to the bed. You come down on him harder.

You start to pant but you don't plan on slowing down. Hearing his soft moans makes you want to keep going. You rest your head in the crook of his neck.

You're getting close, you can feel it, you just need a little more.

"Let me help you with that."

You start to sit up when heading Dazai's groggy voice, but he thrusts up into you before you fully can.

You feel his hands slip out from under yours and onto your hips. He holds you down onto him as he keeps thrusting into you.

Your moans get louder. You go to sit up again so that you can look at him but he rolls you two over so that you're in your back now.

"What a great way to wake up."

He lifts one of your legs and thrusts into you harder.

Your moans turn into screams for a moment as you finally cum.

Dazai doesn't slow down as you start to pant, if anything he gets rougher. His hand on your hip squeezes you enough to bruise.

"Dazai!"

"Shh. You're going to wake everyone. You already woke me up so now I get to play with you until morning~"

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Tag list~

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[arnab-factory]

Fascinated by this phenomenon

[arynneva]

wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[anotherpapercut]

I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[problemnyatic]

when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[a-drama-addict]

not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again