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fearless-franklin · 24 days ago

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I might lean, I might fall.

I might save, I might spend, I might ball.

Shittt I might call, I might not, I might ghost til tomorrow.

First to admit I feel good but I’m flawed.

Work on yourself, keep your family involved.

Check on your health, never stress bout the loss.

If you move with respect you’ll attract what you want.

That’s a fact!

#kairee doty #gahdamn #banger #bopper #slapper #this one of them ones #music #soundcloud #underrated fire #everything music #hip hop #rap #deep #r&b #quotes #alternative #indie #SoundCloud

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mobgoblin · 4 months ago

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Queued right up for it

#this makes me think of that one post that’s like ‘i’m a 🪲 fan or a 🪲 hater based on whichever feels funnier in the moment’#growing up on them is maybe just like that #the beatles #chatter tag

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guiiay · 5 months ago

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jinx and isha visit a walmart

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uglywhitefatherfigure · 2 months ago

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#iam not generally someone who takes tweets and puts them on tumblr. but I have to have this one

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bitchfitch · 6 months ago

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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right #but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead #like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic #and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually #centered in my now very right biased field of view #so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt #at least one one eyed fucker actually does that

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cunning-and-cool · 8 months ago

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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

#one day stan corrects one of fords equations and both of them have to stop. and stare in horror #the same thing happens when ford starts talking about all the times he broke out of prison #gravity falls #stan pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stanford pines

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monophobix · 5 months ago

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the real MVPs of arcane

#my queen #my king #WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THEM #THEY LOST EVERYTHING #SACRIFICED EVERYTHING #FOR EVERYONE #HAVE SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT #arcane spoilers #arcane #arcane season 2 #ekko #ekko arcane #timebomb #meljay #mel medarda #mel arcane

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jue-jack · 1 month ago

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Kirby is a star!!!

#awwww you know what i don't hate kirby he's cute i was looking at my old art and he's so precious #what he ever do #i'm so preoccupied in being cringe or embarrassing to people but this was really a fun time #i'm bringing these back i was looking at all these pictures and i love them #art #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #kirby #nintendo #comic #i'm gonna post one of these a day #like yeah some people treated me bad but it was a fun time i just need to not burn myself out that's all!#not april fools btw!!!!! unfortunate timing lmao

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arnab-factory · 10 months ago

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Fascinated by this phenomenon

#im just going to list fandoms i think this applies to #steven universe #witch hat atelier #dungeon meshi #one piece #hunter x hunter #moster high #ever after high #Disney #gravity falls #most animes really #if you have your own feel free to add them #meme #digital art #i made this with my finger on my phone after not drawing for seven days it was euphoric

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valtsv · 11 months ago

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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one #'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot #when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.

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rosegoldenatlas · 2 months ago

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So a lot of Trump supporters want to change the constitution to allow him to run for a third term. How they advertised this idea?

Fanart of Trumps face on Julius Caesars head.

Oh and look what is coming up soon, what a coincidence :)

Thats so weird and odd and Do You Know What Would Be Really Funny?

#Ides of March #donald trump #Trump #Fuck that guy #Stabby stabby #Hehe :)#Edit: who the fuck gave me 10k notes on this.#Which one of you has a mob under their trenchcoat #And are 60 of them willing to stab Trump (only 23 actually have to do it)

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fromcainwithlove · 6 months ago

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

#i’m not saying it was better at all! i just find the contrast hilarious #no one posted stories with the belief that readers would use them as instruction manuals #kids today write author’s notes like they’re about to be sued for practicing without a license

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 month ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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swan2swan · 10 months ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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fipindustries · 11 months ago

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i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

#i feel very protective of nerdy male people #yes even the gross incel-y ones tbh #is hard for me not to sympathize considering i used to be one of them

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