#this one is pre canon tho. in both the main au and spinoff leon broke up w krauser before luis was in the picture

[luis-serra-kennedy]

homewrecker Luis preview (the "home" he's wrecking was already a toxic dumpster fire before he got involved)

Luis starts leaving, but something makes him stop dead in his tracks and spin around to stride right up to Leon's desk.

“I have to try,” Luis mutters, under his breath. Then he puts his hands on the desk and looks right into Leon's eyes as he speaks louder. “Fais l'amour avec moi.”

“I don't speak Spanish.”

“That was actually French,” Luis seems a little amused by Leon's mistake, but doesn't laugh in his face. “Spanish is my native tongue, but I spent some time in France, it's good to mix things up sometimes.”

“Whatever. Just speak English or get out of here so I can do my job.”

“Fais l'amour avec moi,” Luis repeats. “Make love with me.”

“Oh my god,” This is far from the most forward anyone's been with him, but for some reason it still makes his whole face heat up and he looks down at the desk, away from Luis's warm gray eyes. But then he's looking at Luis's nice hands, staring at the rings decorating a couple of his fingers. “My boyfriend wouldn't like that.”

“Well, where is he? Your boyfriend. I don't see him, he home, in a back room..?”

“He's in South America on some stupid boy's trip with his friends,” Why isn't Leon just telling Luis he doesn't want to sleep with him? “I wasn't allowed to go because apparently it's just for boys, not ‘pretty boys’ and I would ruin their manly vibe.”

“That's stupid, pretty boys are the best, you're beautiful, it's crazy to make you stay home. But I suppose I shouldn't complain, you're here and he isn't, so… What he doesn't know won't hurt him. I bet I can get you off better than he ever has,” Leon's resolve is crumbling, and unfortunately it seems like Luis noticed. “Please. Your boyfriend is having fun in South America without you, don't you think it's only fair for you to have some fun without him?”

Maybe there is a god looking out for him, because the phone rings and saves him from trying to answer Luis. He hoped Luis would just get bored and give up and go find someone else to hit on, but he's unfortunately persistent. He stands back and patiently waits while Leon takes the call and writes down the time slot the caller wanted.

As soon as he puts the phone down, Luis is back at his desk. “If you don't want this, just tell me. Tell me no. But I need to hear it from you. All you've said is that your boyfriend wouldn't like this, but what about you? Does Leon want to have some fun?”

“I can't just sleep with you right now, I have a job. Maybe if you're still here in a couple hours when my shift ends.”

“I have all the time in the world for you.”

Luis sits down on the couch and makes it 15 minutes, fidgeting and bouncing his leg, before getting impatient and getting up and leaving. Leon finds himself oddly offended. The guy was clearly desperate to sleep with Leon and claimed to have all the time in the world, but couldn't even make it 20 minutes? He's also disappointed and relieved in equal measures. He was into the concept of sex with someone who wasn't strong enough to leave him covered in bruises the next morning, but Krauser will kill him if he gets back and finds out Leon was cheating on him.

Nope. Luis comes right back in and gets back on the couch, now with a book to read while he waits. Luis never struck him as all that intellectual, but apparently there is more to him than meets the eye. He looks up occasionally to check on the clock and, when he catches Leon's eye, winks. The second Leon's shift ends, Luis jumps back up and rushes back to Leon's desk, grinning.

“So where are we doing this?” Luis asks, way too casually for someone who's asking a person to cheat on their long-term partner. “My car? Recording booth?”

Leon almost yells at him to try to be a little discreet, but everyone has left, so there's no real reason to. “Have you ever heard of these cool things called houses that are private and have beds?”

“I don't have a house or a bed, I have a couch. A couch in the living room that belongs to the girl I broke up with three days ago. She's been nice enough to not kick me out thus far, but if I bring home a man to sleep with, I'll be getting thrown out.”

“Jesus Christ. I can't believe I'm about to cheat on my boyfriend with a bum,” And yet he has no desire to back out of this, even after learning Luis Serra is an even bigger loser than he suspected. “I guess we can go back to my place… But you're doing laundry and vacuuming the whole place after. I'm dead if he gets home from his trip and finds dark hair in my bed.”