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Top: 2002 Gusto Motors "Drop" microcar
Bottom: 2057 Amon-Gus Drip electric Gyrocar
In 2002, Gusto Motors produced an adorable micro city car affectionately named the “Drop.��� It was a relative success, sold modestly well, and became a beloved icon across the globe. Fast forward 55 years, and Amon Electric has partnered with Gusto Motors to reimagine the Drop in a joint collaboration. Their result was the Amon-Gus Drip, a 2-wheeled gyroscopic pod transport with suspiciously good specifications for a car this size. Featuring a front-facing cooling vent, this electrical microcar was perfect for the commuter who’s been unexpectedly called into work for an impromptu emergency meeting. The success of the Drip spawned numerous impostor cars from other companies, however by 2058 they had all been ejected from the market thanks to Amon Electric’s fierce team of legal taskmasters.
#Amon Electric#Gusto Motors#Fictional company#ai generated images#human written context#this one is mainly a joke#unreality#unfiction
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Leo using his portals to give himself a high five (or, high three) after he makes a bad pun because no one else will
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#april will give him a high five for a pun ON OCCASION but she’s gotta approve of it first#Mikey rarely will give a high three for a pun mainly because he likes giving them even if the pun is painful#Donnie will give a high three if the joke is at the expense of someone Donnie’s got beef with#Raph will give high threes if he’s tricked into it before Leo can finish the pun#most of the time Leo’s on his own#anyway yeah I love the many uses of portal magic but one of the best is for completely banal things
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Currently losing my goddamn mind regarding the new D20 season announcement
#ramblings#9.23.23 edit: turned off reblogs because why are ppl still reblogging this is old now#dimension 20#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dimension 20 spoilers#this is all jokes but in all seriousness I literally stumbled when I saw Freddie IM SO EXCITED#but mainly!!! this cast!!! is so good!!!! I’m super excited#like tbh Danielle was like my fave part of misfits she was so funny??? and I feel like she didn’t get much time to shine#and I think Trapp is so fun like he was so good as sokbarr#and Siobhan is always a treat#literally only one person I don’t know in the cast but I’m excited!#also the theme seems right up my alley
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Steddie ficlet (might do a follow up to show Eddie's reaction)
"He likes a boy"
after years of friendship, and being joined at the proverbial hip, Robin liked to think she could read Steve pretty well, however, his love of being just vague enough to confuse her made this difficult.
"who likes a what now?" still trying to get a read on Steve's feelings, but as of right now he just seemed, disconnected. Since showing up unexpectedly at her house, he had maintained that far-away sort of look that showed that even Steve didn't know what he was feeling.
"Eddie... he... we were hanging out and he" finally he fully met Robin's gaze, and the heartbroken edge to his vacant stare became evident "he was implying, heavily, that he likes me"
"... likes likes you?"
Steve's expression briefly switched to mocking disbelief at her childish choice of words, but he didn't have the energy for any kind of clever retort
"Yes Robin! like likes me!" throwing up his hands before allowing them to smack down against their Jeans ("their" because they fit them both and had been making the rotation between both Steve and Robin's wardrobe for months, she wasn't entirely sure who they belonged to to begin with, not that it mattered)
"And you're... upset?" This was baffling because in the months since Eddie returned for the upside-down, the two had never been closer. Far too many shifts consisted of Steve waxing poetic about Eddie while Robin vaguely tried to relate and be supportive. Although why Steve seemed so utterly smitten as he talked about Eddie's hair or musical elitism would never really make sense to Robin. But still, she saw how they were together.
Steve had a bad track record for love, pouring every part of himself into another person in a way that was truly heartbreaking to watch. However, it became significantly less heartbreaking when it was accompanied by Eddie's eyes following Steve around every room, and always looking to him in conversations no matter who was there because it was Steve's opinion and thoughts that mattered to him most. They truly were obsessed with each other, and honestly, Robin had been waiting for the other shoe to drop.
So Steve's stricken expression made no sense, nor did his frustration that Robin - despite being his platonic soulmate - didn't magically understand the issue he was having.
"I dont know Robs, its just he likes... Steve Harrington" his voice was defeated as he said it, but it still explained nothing
"....you're Steve Harrington" The confusion in her voice was evident "Am I missing something here, this isn't a 'King Steve' thing is it, because Eddie has made it pretty clear that he thought you were a jerk back then"
the noise of frustration from Steve showed she clearly had missed the point and never had she wished so badly to read her best friend's mind as when the tears began to well up in his eyes. She wanted to hug him, but knew from experience that Steve needed to get the thoughts out first.
There was a minute of silence that Robin had to try desperately to not break, every instinct wanting to spit out an awkward and unhelpful comment to lighten the mood, but she knew she just had to wait.
"I'm not..." the words seemed to get lodged in his throat, even those two words came out scratchy and uncomfortable
He squeezed his eyes shut "I'm not a boy"
Steve opened their eyes, with a desperate expression "I'm not a boy"
It was a statement but also a plea. Begging for Robin to know exactly what to say. She didnt.
"you're not a boy." Robin made sure to sound confident, at least she could pretend to know what she was doing. It seemed okay because they gave an awkward nod, head moving slightly too much for it to seem natural
"you're.... a girl?"
the tears seemed to spill the second she said it, and a choked noise lodged itself in their (her?) throat, but after a moment of panicked pause their eyes screwed shut and they nodded but also shrugged. Clearly just as confused by their discomfort as Robin is.
"Okay, thats okay Ste-" shit, stupid "that's okay babe, you're still you, and hey I might be... severely romantically challenged but even I know Eddie is obsessed with you"
there's a brief watery smile before the corners of her lips are pulled down "He likes Steve, he wouldn't like me"
"Horse shit" Robin wasn't as confident as she was trying to sound, but she knew that her best friend was still her best friend and that anyone who didn't adore her was an idiot (as all best friends know)
she moved to sit next to her friend who had ended up on the floor with her knees pulled to her chest, and once again the silence was allowed to stretch out before them, only broken up by heartbroken sniffles and shakey breaths
"so..." Robin wished more than any other moment that she wasn't so awkward "Not Steve?"
"I-" the thought gets broken off " It doesn't feel right, doesn't feel like it's me"
"whats you?" two words encapsulating a question that was near impossible to answer, but it still felt right to ask, to show that Robin wanted to know the answer.
the expression on her face showed that her friend also thought the question unanswerable, and a frustrated shrug fell from her
Robin hated that defeated expression, so she tried "Michelle?"
Clearly, the scrunched-up expression implied it wasn't a fit
"Hannah?" no not that
"Sarah?" seemed less disgusted but still no
"Becky?" okay back to disgust, moving on
"OH! Punch me if this sucks, but... Stevie?" Robin felt the need to justify her choice, showing that she wasn't just trying to make her keep her old name "Like Stevie Nicks! I could see that, dye your hair blonde, get some bangs"
the comment about changing her hair was obviously met with a scowl, but after a soft smile found its way onto her face "Stevie feels better"
Robin had never felt so smart, she was a fucking genius "Stevie is it babe"
Stevie spent moments looking at her, seemingly deep in thought before softly speaking "Thank you Robin"
it seemed too formal for them, to say it so directly with her name like that, but she could tell that Stevie was really grateful so Robin held back the tears (one of them had to be the butch one in this relationship)
"no problem babe" it was spoken just as softly as the thanks, and for now it seemed enough
"Now, tell me what happened with Eddie"
#the butch thing was a joke#i dont actually think there needs to be a “butch one” or a man#hope someone likes this#its mainly self indulgent#becuse i saw a tiktok with that song that goes “she likes a boy and I'm not a boy”#and I couldnt stop think abouit stevie crying to robin while muttering “i'm not a boy I'm not a boy I'm not a boy”#if i get inspiration to do a follow up it will be happy#Eddie is obsessed with Stevie#stevie harrington#trans steve harrington#non binary steve harrington#trans stevie harrington#she/her steve harrington#trans steddie#platonic soulmates#robin and steve are soulmates#steddie fic#steddie ficlet#steddie#steve/eddie#steve harrington/eddie munson
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my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.
#ramblings of a lunatic#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#this is a joke post but it also. isn't#like. i understand that what I'm asking for is a very slippery slope especially in the hands of the average comic writers (hates women sm)#but consider that i think it would be neat if female characters in the batmythos had sex lives again...#babs was out here having cybersex with ted kord in the 90s! helena had sex! black canary had sex and was kinda a gotham chara back then!#cass is generally more interested in justice than in sex and i abide by that#(tho user @casscain-mainly has great meta diving into the portrayal of cass' sexuality! good read and was on the brain while typing this)#steph however? canonical sex haver and got done dirty for it#like. personally i prefer to imagine that steph having sex with dean was 100% her choice#idk man she just felt like it! she wanted to bone#and maybe there's other factors at play there- Dean is by all accounts deeply unpleasant as a person so no doubt-#-stephs chronic low self-esteem played into her choice of man here#but again i like to imagine that it was all sane and consensual (tho not safe which again. lots to ponder there-#-like ik dixon was NAWT thinking abt this at the time but Steph's mom is a nurse. a semi-absent nurse but a nurse nonetheless)#(i find it hard to believe that Steph didn't have a basic sex education. meaning it was either a freak accident she got pregnant-#-or a wildly ooc decision on her part. OR some kind of outside pressure put on her by someone/something)#(we'll never know bc dixon hates me personally)#BUT ANYWAY yeah Steph has some kind of canonical sex drive and is just. soundly punished for it#and then she's with Tim (Paragon of Male Virtue in Dixons eyes) so no sex whatsoever no no no ☝️#and she's never had a seriously considered love interest outside of Tim to ever consider having sex with#ALL THIS TO SAY. let Steph have sex again but without the narrative punishment in 2025#if this is what it takes to get her back in bat books so be it#also she should get to hook up with some age appropriate fellow heroes. as like fun one offs#who's in her age range? blue beetle (jaime)? circuit breaker? assuming we're trying to make this canonical and (sigh) can't pull women#I'm blanking on men who aren't vaguely too old/young for steph or gay. or just awkward (i.e like. kon el. that'd just feel weird yknow?)#ANYWAY yeah. Steph Brown stud era
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If the Owl House was released in 2016 the very SECOND Caleb was confirmed to have been a character that existed we would’ve gotten 20 Hamilton animatics within the week. Don’t look away. Look at me. We’d have had countless animatics to The World Was Wide Enough with the Wittebane brothers and some would go hard. There would be that one It’s Quiet Uptown animatic about Evelyn after Caleb died and it’d send everyone into shambles. Aaron Burr, Sir would be Luz meeting Eda with the hexsquad done 8 different times and they’d all be made in the same month. Burn. Do you know how many would be made from Burn. I could go on. I need you all to understand that Little Miss Perfect was the tamest plague we could’ve hoped for
#the owl house#toh#caleb wittebane#evelyn clawthorne#hamilton#memes#jokes#talk#cursed#evelyn#eda clawthorne#luz noceda#animatics#text post#hamilton songs#drabble post#the amount of Say No To This made about caleb and evelyn. THE SHEER NUMBER THERE WOULD BE.#AND HOW MANY WOULD BE MADE SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE THE ARTISTS THOUGHT CALEB WAS HOT#they would try to make Schuyler Sisters. the only one that would work would be with the Blight siblings#helpless would go straight to lumity no questions asked. maybe a few raeda. a little huntlow. but mainly lumity#wait for it would like fluctuate between lilith and belos and yes it WOULD be funny#dear theodosia. that would be duo'd with caleb and literally any other good parent in teh show#and some of them would SLAP#the room where it happens is just lilith again but hunter floods it after any sport in a storm#NON-STOP. DO YOU HEAR ME. HOW MANY WOULD BE SET TO NON-TOP WITH THE WITTEBANE & CLAWTHORNE SIBLINGS#youll be back and i know him would probably go to boscha tbh but also probably belos#and that one story of tonight reprise that would be luz with hunter that would be the cutest thing you ever did see#+ the singular underappreciated farmer refuted one with eda being a prick GOODNIGHT EVEYRONE#no i was not a hamilton nerd in fact i was hugely annoyed by hamilton at the time. this is how much i was surrounded by it#I PHYSICALLY COULD NOT GET AWAY FROM HAMILTON so now i know all of this. i never want to think about it again after tonight
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has swag ever said if any of the characters are mixed? they r all japanese ofc but i was wondering if any of the characters has ever been confirmed to be mixed like british/japanese or spanish/japanese idk if this made sense?? lol
no, as far as canon is concerned they're all 100% japanese
#asks#i think it would be funny if they randomly confirmed that rui was half english-speaking-nationality one day#to explain the english fluency that he may or may not have had since he was 7#depends. was the tom gray commentary dvd subbed or not? who knows#this is mainly a joke don't take it too seriously
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Favorite Character Meme [5/5 Relationships]: Shawn & Turner
"Turner took care of you, he loves you. And you love him."
#bmwedit#boy meets world#shawn hunter#jonathan turner#fcmeme#*#gifs: bmw#i will admit i never fully appreciated their relationship until the podcast came out#mainly bc it's just so bizarre to me how in s4 WHEN TURNER WAS STILL ON THE SHOW they barely acknowledged their relationship#and then just never mentioned him again (outside of the one joke in the s5 finale)#weirdos in ao3 archive also soured me#but rider and tony worked SOOOOO well together and hearing rider talk ab how much he loved this sl warmed my heart#any positive memories rider has of playing shawn i automatically latch onto#i love that look turner gives chet in that one gif. like he HATES than man#and also fuck cult fiction forever
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"If you're going to make a habit of abduction, Kal, we really need to invest in a jail."
Walon Vau, Republic Commando: True Colors
#star wars#walon vau#kal skirata#the most funny things is that kal in fact make a habit of abduction in order 66 XDDDD#in true colors it was just ko sai#one book later the gang (mainly because of skirata but also jusik)#abducted arla fett and urthan#but also jilka was abducted because it wasn't really her safety that anyone (beside besany) cared for but to make sure she will not tell#anything about besanny and ordo or whatever she knew or noticed that could bring palpatine's attention to them#and jilka couln't walk away from skirata clan anymore#do i joke? maybe or maybe not...
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Since atla is again having an extra surge of popularity, I'm shooting my shot:
[ID: (Rest of image description in alt). At the bottom of the image sits the text: "Zuko: Okay. Well, I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is "leaf me alone, I'm bushed."" ID end].
Did we ever find out what the setup for this joke was? I feel kinda haunted by it. If not- anyone wanna make their best or worst guesses?
edit: I now know what "I'm bushed" mean, but go ahead anyway 👍
haunted thoughts in tags ↓
#atla#the way I was early out for this next surge in popularity 🤗 I was in a different phase by 2020#it's not like it haunts me day and night but it does bother me thinking back on it. please tell me I'm not the only one 🧍♂️#I'll have to reblog the 'closure is a myth' post jk#what kind... of joke is it? leaf pun on leave i get. I'm bushed however I dont get. it implies the punchline sayer is a bush at least I#think. but what prompts the 'i am bushed' I dont get. is it not contextual? is it a phrase ive not connected like 'leaf me alone'?#is there anotger layer between leaf and bush? again what kind of joke (social:joke purpose. what is funny? only pun?) + (in-joke set up)?#is it about the kind of bush it is? is it between two plants? the plant & someone picking on the plant like a teamaker collecting?#is it about a plant that has grown into bush and thus (somethingsomething)?? is it not a plant at all? other elements? iroh *what*.#if the creators actually had a setup in mind- I fear it will be lame. but yet I am haunted#it must have cracked someone up for him to try relay it. (set in term of endearment here) 🧍♂️👈 *poking him*#either way. me 🤝 zuko @ being bad at remembering & relaying jokes 😁👍#at least in that instance anyway#I mainly stick to irony & sarcasm. running along with an mistaken assumption or replying w something silly & blowing it out of proportions.#puns if I'm lucky. ect. fun when I can reference it later tho I try not to overdo it. not like I'll likely remember it for too long anyway#now to lay in wajt see if anything happens....#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla zuko#a:tla#my rambles#its lie and not lay is it not.....
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replaying mystic messenger is so crazy because why am i gentle parenting these grown men and teaching them how to handle their feelings
#mystic messenger#mysme#jumin han#saeyoung choi#this post is mainly about those two#i get so mad whenever jumin enters a chatroom like get out of my face im not joking I DO NOT LIKE YOU#like i get it blah blah blah CEO with a cold heart trope and you melt his icy exterior But im so tired...#i don't want to explain workers rights to him#or... basic human rights actually#when he goes “jaehee i need you to work overtime again” and my face contorts in disgust and horror as a sitcom laugh track plays in the bac#also seven's route is so frustrating#like there's genuine reasons for him acting cold and whatever and i get it#but i actually dont want to watch you break a robot cat and then change ur pfp to a dark and broody photo of yourself#I ALSO CANT TALK TO ZEN IM SORRY I HATE HIM SO MUCH#zen lovers do not hate me... i am just a simple person#at one point in seven's route he was like “omg there's an explosive in the apartment? i should send a pic of myself to comfort you...”#I CANNOT HANDLE YOU GO LOG OFF YOUR PHONE#sorry wow im really into this game#i played it four years ago and now it's come back to me#also all of my points are nullified by the fact that saeran is my favorite#doing his route is like pulling teeth and eating socks#i say that with love
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if i made a blog for my cat would you follow yes or no?
#mainly a joke#i will probably make one anyway hdjjs#not mlm#dantes talking again#cats#cute cat#cute cats#my cat#kitty
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Art request since I saw you asking for some! Could you possibly doodle Rocket or Slingshot? :0 - @simply-windy
Silly, I just thought I'd do both since I dont draw Rocket often :]
Tysm for the req @simply-windy!!
#ifykyk#if you know the reference I'm sorry this is a joke💀#rocket phighting#phighting rocket#slingshot phighting#phighting slingshot#phighting!#phighting#phighting fanart#phighting roblox#I kinda struggle with their designs tbh#mine looks so damn basic#Naur why they both ended up looking like twinks#Rocket definitely has more muscles than Sling#(Since he mainly leans only on one arm and one leg)#I dont usually draw them with tails and all#but shark Rocket!!!
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I love how the shattered stone talisman item description [Shattered linchpin stone. Linchpin stones are spiritual anchors said to hold the ground in place and quell the fury of earthquakes—when this one shattered, the surrounding town fell into the broken earth. One account claimed that the moon itself had come tumbling down.] implies that it was likely rellana the one who destroyed moorth. Like her signature attack is throwing two fuckass big moons at us and it causes huge earthquakes and likely the one she used on moorth caused the linchpin stone to shatter and for the city to crumble. Go war criminal girl go
#elden ring#rellana twin moon knight#jokes aside i like it mainly because it is a tangible proof of her doing something in the crusade#and therefore sharing culpability#and adds more depth to her throwing away everything for messmer. not only her status but also her morality#how much is she willing to do for love? how many lives will she take just to serve the one she cares the most about?
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i've seen so many people who are only just now reading the rvb fan guide for the first time and MAN i can only imagine what a feeling it must be. iread it so long ago... i have already memorized those ancient texts... can you IMAGINE getting to read "washed hands" for the first time again???? holy SHIT
#rvb#same goes for people who have seen the whole show but not the miniseries/psas...#every person who is an agent washington fan without having seen recovery one is an angel who is missing their wings#< mostly joking#but genuinely if you're a fan of the freelancers PLEASE go watch out of mind and recovery one immediately you will not regret it#york delta south and wash were literally all first introduced in those!! we had actually seen them before they joined the main series!!!!#the canon is a little wonky bc some details (mainly regarding the AI) have been changed since then but. man they're so good
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We need to pray for a Year of the Snake themed Lucy alt for new years event in pokemon masters harder then we've ever prayed before over this coming month
#talk tag#this is genuinly the probably only chance a frontier brain will ever have at getting a holiday outfit/sygna suit since -#pokemas doesnt care enough to give niche characters alts ever. we got pitiful diff pokemon cheapo alts for the factory heads#but YEAR OF THE SNAKE FOR POKEMONS SNAKE QUEEN. ITS RIGHT THERE.#she also fits into the pretty woman more likely to get an alt then anyone else category :p#im just on my hands and knees praying to any god that listens#lucy for 2025 new years pokemas event. please#i dont even care what type of snake she gets she just needs another one#invisioning like shiny serperior or smtn mainly. like i feel hydrapple could be cool but thats kierans guy even i would be mad if she got i#joke answer: miraidon. iron serpent.#specifically its year of the wood snake so a grass type guy would work best probably#so truely serperior or hydrapple
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