#this might be the most incomprehensible thing ive ever posted im so sorry. but it makes sense to Me and thats what matters
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bumblingest-bee · 1 year ago
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moodboards that are nice but have some weird faux-dark academia quote underneath them are the tumblr equivalent of those t-shirts that are cute until you see they have some incredibly unnecessary buzzfeed millennial "i love tacos and sarcasm" style phrase slapped on the back. send tweet
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storywestistrash · 5 months ago
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oh god okay i am being enabled
so we have a few notable voice actors and while i cant put names to all of them i can recognize most and point to at least one other thing they were in, even if vaguely. and when i recognize a voice but cant tell from where i become quite distressed. generally i do better with male voices than female ones so sadly my fun facts will be all about dudes
first off some of our vas have certain patterns to the characters they voice. for example theres jacek kopczyński who most notably voices fred jones (scooby doo) and dandelion (the witcher) as well as nearly every single barbie prince ever. the pattern for him is that the characters usually check one of the following boxes: 1. hes a prince or something equivalent-ish 2. hes blond and 3. hes a little or a lot stupid in some sense. fred fills all three (cuz hes the son of the mayor.... i guess...... thats close enough to me), barbie love interests are either all three or at least two, dandelion is two in the games and three in the books. there are some exceptions or at least ones where i have to reach a little for example peter parker would fall into the "a little stupid in some sense" box because despite all his intelligence he is dumb in some ways.
another one with a fun pattern is the previously mentioned grzegorz pawlak who seems to mostly play lawful characters. evil or neutral mostly from what ive noticed at least but im sure there will be some goods on the list too. he also played in scooby doo (mystery inc specifically and he was the evil parrott) AND he also was in skyrim as the ghost of lucien lachance. i love his voice and honestly im probably gonna reblog this post again with a video of it bc i do think he could do a frank. and i am sorry but i might have to use penguins of madagascar footage. OH YEAH ALSO. if i remember correctly he directed and did a whole polish dubbing of some sonic thing almost entirely by himself because i guess he wanted to have his kids or grandkids watch it. i dont have any other explaination for why hed do nearly everything about it by himself
YET ONE MORE fun pattern is jacek bończyk who seems to be operating on a scale from spineless coward to sarcastic dick, and all his characters land somewhere between. he's played shaggy, anders from dragon age awakening, and the smarter lackey from barbie princess and tha pauper
speaking of princess and the pauper, and here i have no fun pattern to bring up, i just want to mention the actor, artur kaczmarski plays the cat wolfie in that one! hes also the voice of nathaniel howe (also dragon age awakening) (i have a favorite game) and, which i joked about endlessly, the polish voice of bob the builder.
as a last one ill mention michał żebrowski who is not strictly a voice actor but he DID voice johnny silverhand recently! and he did it so wonderfully that it is nearly incomprehensible to me. the way he screams and laughs and is just so incredibly energetic and almost violent in his performance is incredible and with all due respect to internet's favorite man, i do think his dubbing is miles ahead of the keanu one. he also played the witcher in the live action series from like the 1990s. i wish i could say "back when he was young and handsome" but he is still quite handsome from some angles i think. true polish hearthrob this one. very normal white man kind of look but you have to cut us some slack
ignore that this is a skyrim video and in polish but this is the polish VA of frank castle in the 1994 show and its the voice frank has in my head always. and i feel a strong need to share that with you guys bc i think it is a good voice
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insanityconflict · 3 years ago
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still half awake so this might be almost entirely incomprehensible, but here’s my uhhhh 2bford headcannons??? i guess??? i dunno what to call them this’ll be like telling a wholeass story. is au the fuckin word im so tired im sorry JHSBGKAG
anyways uh if you’ve seen my previous post about this it’ll make a lot more sense but here we go ig
While i love the hell out of 2bhank, i honestly dont believe it’ll work out as a long-term thing unless hank does some big changes to his personality and respect for others. 2b wants to experience what having an actual loving loving and caring partner is like, but he knows he’s not getting anywhere with hank at all. so they break up, which hank is completely fine with, but 2b is left a little devastated and with the belief that he’s just not that important enough for anyone to actually care about.
sanford’s just dealt with the loss of deimos. it’s absolutely devastating, considering that they were probably the closest you’ll ever see anyone these days in nevada, and they were practically inseparable because of their love for each other. deimos dying felt like sanford’s entire world just ended, and he quickly was overcome with depression because he’s unable to accept it all. he swears up and down that no one can replace deimos, which to be fair, no one can replace anyone, but i think he’s more concerned about starting over with someone else for the risk of forgetting deimos existed at all.
this leaves 2b and sanford to have more to confide into when they talk, sharing their experiences and what they wish they had, and they quickly realize there’s much more in common with them then they thought. this sprouted into a lovely friendship, both of them being what the other needed in order to keep pushing on. laugh together, cry together, all your basic cliche lovey shit but it’s much more emotional considering the losses they both went through.
how or when they got together can’t be told for certain. it happened naturally, albeit slowly, but past all the healing and emotional growth, there was obvious that they were getting closer than your average friendship would go. there was no title, there was no “hey wanna be boyfriends”. i mean, how else can i put it? they were there for each other when they needed it the most, and it really paid off.
im sure 2b will remain his introverted, secluded self, but he does perk up a lot once sanford comes into the picture. he starts taking better care of himself, getting a working schedule between his job and time to himself, and he finally gets the affection and love he craved and deserved. sanford on the other hand, while still very upset over deimos, is less affected by it because he’s more focused on 2b now. its almost like he wasnt depressed at all (but that doent mean it just stopped existing, it’s very much still there), and he’s opened up a lot. he’s the more physically affectionate one while 2b sticks to his words, but it works! one wouldn’t have been able to survive without the other, and im honestly VERY surprised no one else has exploredthis concept - at least from what ive seen. i’d write something for it but, yknow, already busy with plenty other things lmao
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