#this mfer is rubbing off on me lmfao

[fekst-fucker]

Hi! Could you do headcanons or anything you feel like doing for Tim/Masky? (I’m sorry if you don’t write for him!)

Masky is just like… yes I am built like a dad no I am not fatherly

- dad bod 100% and thank god for it

- Has zero patience for children or childish behavior, UNLESS you’re his s/o so his attitude is “I’ll allow it”

- He’s trying really really hard to quit smoking and it’s not going well but he will NOT ever vape or TOUCH an e-cigarette

- He tried chewing gum instead of smoking once, except he’s one of those people who can’t just have one piece of gum he takes two or three at once so the whole gum pack was gone in a day

- He’d rather just smoke ffs

- He prefers coffee over tea and tells people he takes it black but there’s a lil sugar in there :)

- So he’ll sit outside in the morning and watch the sunrise. It’s one of the only times he feels true joy

- He does meditation. It’s not to “find inner peace” or “become his best self” it’s to repress the urge to simply murder every fucker he works with

- Save Jane, Brian, and EJ

- And Brian is walking the fucking line

- He’ll have rant time with Jane, he doesn’t call it that but they have a mutual understanding that they vent to each other then never talk about it again

- DEF has a daddy kink even though he. Hates children

- Idk if anyone else has parents like this but when something goes wrong he sucks in a deep breath, puts his hands on his hips, closes his eyes, and tilts his head up

- It looks like he’s praying but he’s PISSED

- Do Not Engage with him during this time I repeat Do!! Not!! Engage!

- You’ll get an arm broken

- I mentioned this somewhere else too but I could see him going by they/them somedays! Sometimes he just wakes up and is like. You know what. Today I feel sexy and confident enough to ask people to call me they/them

- Also. I think he took German in high school and still remembers some

- He also knows very basic Spanish

- Does this ever help them? No not really. Might it come in handy? Absolutely

- Is it a stress reliever for him bc he can yell at Toby and Brian without them understanding him? God yes

- He has an ear piercing that he got when he was younger and he regrets it but it wONT CLOSE

- He’ll wear an earring if you beg or if you have blackmail on him

- He also has one of those tattoos you get when you’re drunk. This one was from very recently and he’s furious at himself

- It’s a butt

- Speaking of butts, he’s definitely into spanking and punishments so be careful what you do to him lest he take it into the bedroom 👀

- Also into the leather and bdsm suits but probably don’t wear one, things got out of hand last time and you almost got stuck in it

- Sex with any of the proxies is like… did I have a good time? Yeah. Did I almost die cause they fucking left me in a sex trap? Yeah

[t0shii]

% hq sleeping headcannons

.! nishinoya, bokuto, komori, suna, oikawa (sep) x gn!r

.! fluff/ lightly proofread

.! i love writing sleeping/ cuddling stuff for hq boys im sorry.

nishinoya

— either always moving or suspiciously still. does that creepy twitching thing omfg. deff a mumbler too

- "noo, dont like it", "broooo", and "ohmygod" are common phrases from this sleeping boy

- if ur sleeping on a couch mfer will definitely push you off lmfao.

noya wakes up to a loud thud on the floor, "babe, what happened?", "you fucking pushed me off the couch!" and he only laughs at you after helping you up, "i'm sorry babe." he says trying to pull you into a hug, "no! i'm mad at you right now." you say putting your hands on your hips, "oh noooo how can i make it up to you?", "kiss it better!" you smile proudly, pointing to your elbow. "of course, m'lady!"

bokuto

— is never still, not even in his sleep, has pushed you off the couch multiple times. he tries soo hard for you though bc he knows it disturbs you. not a sleep talker but definitely snored loudly.

"kotaro what the hell" you groan rubbing the spot on your elbow that hit the hardwood floor especially hard. "sorry babe."

— also when he's sleepy he's extra cuddly.

"bo, i need my hand really quick.", "no it's busy rn." he says holding your hand in his tighter than before.

komori

— literally an angel. somehow is always the perfect temperature for you. if youre hot, he's cold, if you're cold he's hot. holds you really tight, like... rlly rlly tight sometimes u cant breathe and never ever moves even when his arm falls asleep

"komori i cant breath." you laugh, "oh sorry!" he giggles awkwardly and loosens his arms just enough, resting his head on your shoulder, "

— also a cuddler when sleepy, follows you around like a lost puppy.

"baby, where'd you go?", "in the kitchen, mori." you call out. he follows your voice and hugs you from behind, sighing in relief as he rests his chin on your shoulder.

suna

— so warm all the damn time and will push you away if he gets too hot, no matter where you are, has definitely pushed you off the bed once. if he wakes up before you and you aren't in his arms anymore he gets upset and becomes clingy.

tight arms around your middle woke you up abruptly, "rin, what are you-", "shh let's go back to sleep." it didn't take long for slumber to take over when he was kissing the back of your neck so gently.

— a quiet sleeper with the occasional soft snore, light sleeper, will wake up to the slightest movement.

you giggled to yourself as you opened snapchat to record your snoring boyfriend. as soon as you pressed the record button, he grabbed your wrist a little too tight, making you gasp. "rin!" you squeal as he pulls you down, "no paparazzi." he mumbles before falling asleep again.

oikawa

— prone to nightmares so he will toss and turn also sweats quite a bit so it's always cold as hell in his room at night. pls be gentle with him, it takes him so long to fall asleep sometimes.

you were awoken by your sobbing boyfriend, currently sitting upright, his knees tucked to his chest, rocking back and forth. "tooru? it's okay, hey look at me. it was just a dream." you hold him for the rest of the night.

—but when he doesn't have nightmares, sweetest boy ever, literally an angel. will hold you just right, always lets you sleep in his sweatshirt bc he knows he keeps his room too cold.

"tooru is so cold in here" you complain, "i know angel, 'm sorry" he mumbles, pulling you in a little closer than before and adjusting the comforter closer to your chin. "i'll keep you warm though, wont i?" he mumbles again planting multiple kisses on your shoulder.

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so ayon nga hehe

so ayon nga mga marecakes hehe narrate ko na lang nangyari today.

so i was like chilling today right im all set for school because i did my homeworks naman days before it was needed so i was like, "aight lets get this shit today". tapos karlo message me he wanted cuddles eh i was like hMMM... we just made out the other day eh and its like tuesday palang today !! i told him nalang na make it happen, not rlly thinking he would make it happen. but this mf took it as a challenge and actually made it happen.

before all that tho i was badtrip because ha made a very uncalled for rape joke and it fucked me up in the head, plus the fact na im being taken to someplace unfamiliar. i was very tensed the whole ride there. anw he didnt get the hint na it was THAT awful to me, but its aight we resolvedt it already. i'll keep a tab on this tho. for me that was a red flag.

anyways we made out in this tambayan place their family owns. basically it has a large parking lot and across that space was this little studio type housie house. the place had a large ass gate, wasnt really paying attention to what he was saying about the place because i was still tensed with the bad joke he made. anyways we went in and it was a very nice place. outside the house, it wasnt that obvious, but when you go in, it legit looked like one of those sala sets in malls with the note "thank you for not sitting" typa shit. so yeah it was nice it had same vibes with vista mall maybe because of the ceiling yellow scattered lights and of the fresh ass furniture and the whole place itself. it was a pretty decent size, not too big not too small for at least two people to share in the long run. it also had this aircon i always wanted the expensive ones u see in 5 stars. anyways it was quickly cold. there was also the bathroom that had a shower, then theres this chair where you pull a button and a foot rest will pop up lmfao. there were also two other sofa charis by the window. the window was the type then you push back up, not much windows tbh. but thats aight and reasonable since it has an aircon. i was tensed at first when the room was opened. it was obviously recently used idk maybe by his relative. WAS TENSED BRO same feeling when you enter an empty room newly unlocked by your teacher. THAT. that typa anxiety. anyways eventually joined him to sit by the small bed. was pretty much good for one big ass person to comfortably lie on, but fitted both of us nicely. didn't really bottom at that sesh so i don't really remember if the bed was uratex when weight is applied on me but it probably is AHSHDHASHDHSAHDSAHAH ok mej funny yun goiz liek- HAHA ok serious na nga hmpz. we cuddled first before doing nasty stuff. it was nice. i'd exchange all those laplapan just to wholesomely cuddle in peace and probably have a great nap together. i like the feeling the warm feeling. it was nice. yes. anyways,, yeah it was nice. cant stop talking about how nice it was because it was nice. heck... it was so nice. it was so heart heart. idc about my coochie getting rubbed, CUDDLE ME BITCH. anyways we started kissing and the rest is historyYYYYYY. jk. basically the make out routine starts with cuddling then kissing then he touches me until it reacher the forbidden softie softie, main bec he likes hearing my sexy ass moan. even before in tinder when i vm my boytoys for the first time the first thing they say my voice is smexy. cant blame them i agree. even when im alone and i randomly fake moan gat dam bro i get turned on too LMFAO. so yeah i moaned bec it was music to his ears and turned him on big time. was ngl kinda steamy when we breathe in each others mouth thats one of my favorite parts of it and also when i suck on his tongue. or also when i moan into his mouth. yep. also when he cusses it means im doing a great job. hehe. nice stuff ryt there. we pause sometimes to rest, then go aead again. i got many rounds that day. we did same stuff on the bed several times. then he pulled me so i'd be on top. im such a great top bro he aint know hoe to topppp. then was cuddling on top of him and then accidentally (wink wink) grinded on his rock solid stuff. he was turned on sabi nya shit anuyon sabi ka ah ayaw mo ok BUT THEN he was like gusto ko. tnagina pabebe yarn. anw i started kissing then grinding and he was cussing bec im so good at it. later my pants were off and later his shorts too. so we were underwear-away from grinding on directly. was nice got me tiredt. THEN HAHAH i saw this 5 peso coin by the bed and i was like eto yung token sa rides AHSDHASHDASHDHA WOF YAN TEH? tangina tawang tawa sya gago ang funny ko tlg san ka makakakuha ng kallapan na funny. tas nilagay ko sa gilid nya singko started grinding again. bet u he was grinding too. AND IT WAS SO HARD IT LOWKEY HURT TO GRIND ON. GEEZAS. so basically the whole bed was shaking. and i did my deed as a good girl to keep the music on (aka moaning) because there was no music. felt like

asmr. boring af. unlike when we make out sa car, theres always music. i like making out on the white chev instead of the fortuner BECAUSE THE FORTUNERS WINDOWS AIN TINTED what in the world was i thinking making out inside an untinted car INSIDE A PARK WHERE THERE ARE LOTSA PPL PASSING BY. anyways back to the bed, we paused, cuddled. then i was badtrip again for some reason so i got up to get dressed but we eventually made out again on the sofa hehe. legs spread again bec he liked touching there so i let him. then eventually was begging me to allow him to eat me out but i was like BROOOO NOOOO you gon taste it and it be not groomed yet in anyway but he was alr there begging looool he looked so adorbs but NOOO. i asked wala ka man benefit jan, sabi nya ikaw meron. tas sabi ko why do u wanna do it, he said he wasnted to satify me liek HNGGGGGG ok i would let you but it really not be groomed oakay NEXT TIME for sure. AND HECK the lights were on. it was daylight and the lights were on like hasdhahsdhashdas it feels liek im being eaten out at the home decor station at vista mall U GUYZ. anyways ayon. after non i think he tried carrying me for some reason. and i knew he found me heavy lols. but yeah i was a cute little moment he carried me around the room pretending its a mall and he's touring me and shit, "to your left, is the sala set, to your right is the flat screen tv..." things like that HAHAHA funny cute moment. anw later on we found ourselves sitting on the little bed again i was on top of him. he didnt want to lay down bec he alrady made the bed lol so we started grinding again sitting, me on top doing my best !! giving my all !! bec he also had a finger down there as i grinded on his stuff so it basically felt like a direct grind lols. anyways was nice. then later on we made out standing up. was kinda hard because he was 7 inches taller. OH AKALA NYO TITE SIZE YUNG 7 INCHES NOH. hinde. so ayon we were making out and he was shy to ask for a deep throat HAHSDHAHDHAS HECK NAW BITCH U TOLD ME A RAPE JOKE. so this is the part where i get revenge. he was standing there, and i was teasing him. was acting clueless, but he hinted he wanted his belt off so i took it off. was honestly confused with the belt. lol. anw i got to remove it and said, so ano next? playfully hhehhehehe. anyways ayon nga eventually me teased him everrr soooo slowly his dick went from solid-jelly-solid-jelly. LMFAO omfg will i cause him illness? omg. anwwww ayon. later on i removed his shorts as he asked. then i stepped aaway from him across the room because he was doing the shy type hands while hsis shorts was by his foot. and i LOL'd at him for a good few minutes just clapping my hands out of entertainment HAHSDHAHSDAS. then he asked me to put my hands inside, did it slowly and i told him to smile ka nga muna. AND HA THE MF WAS SHAKING. LOL. my fucking powerrrrrrr. anyways later on i was teasing out the underwear, then later i got my hands in again and then touchedt the dick *YAY* finally we got there!! anw it was only for a few secs and i told him its over HAHAHA. then i put his shorts back up again, but subtly teasing that i would suck. bec the shorts were by his ankles so i had to kneel. did i suck? no. did i make sure he thought i was? YES BITCH. and then he lay down fretting because i didnt suck his dick and then while was laying down i opened his shorts again to pretend that his dick was a computer mouse and told him "lets play solitaire, o kaya counterstrike or maybe purble place. gawa ng cake hehe" lmfao mfer be cry laughing because he dont know what to do bec he was teased. so ayon we ended that way and i thought he was bad trip bec of what i did. but he assured me na di naman like dapat lang duh. anyways ayon hehe.

uwi na kami after nakauwi ako 1. andon kami 10. hehe. hinatid nya man me pauwi. tho yung byahe pauwi di pa kami nakakalayo sa place he pulled over so i was confused bec there were no big vehicles incoming but to my surpris he started kissimg me again lol bro deins ka ba nasasawa. anw yon. was nice naman. making out with a guy from a rich fam is nice bec yall dont need to pay to rent in motels lol but still has pressure, bec if we end on a bad note, i swear most of the blgs here are engineered by his relatives. thats how prominent they are. the place we went to is owned by his uncle, who works at legazpi rn thats why the place was vacant. theyre making a mall i think idk. so thats why his uncle is making another like that na place dun. so he has somewhere to stay. like what in the wealth... its crazy how people have money. and for sure even if the place we stayed in was small, it costs millions fr. anyways ayun yung promised detailed chika ko. hehe ciao. mej pokpok nga me pero look at me suffering the consequences, may sipon na ako aside sa ubo because he had mild sipon. now my sipon is malala compared to his, and he alr is recoveredt tangina unfair. but yesterday he insisted to see me to drop off some meds and he hugeed me and cried. because i asked for a time out the night before. bec i was having a hard time. he allowed it but over thinkedt it so yeah he cried while hugging me tight in the car. and kept on saying sorry mainly bec of the sipon thing. but it was, i felt, directed to the other stuff he had disappointed me with. anyways before that sabi nya ok lang ba sayo mag punta munang emall may bibilhin lang, sabi ko naur im sick. it was bec he wanted to buy me gummy worms lol. cute. u shoulda bought them before going to me, mofo. jk. loveee u penggg.

[roses-ruby]

Hola! I just read your take on the whole gay shipping situation and that reminded of something that I constantly see on YouTube or any other social media platform. It goes as followed: (this is an example) Random commenter: awwww Yoongi will always be soft for his future girlfriend ❤️ BTS shipper: or future boyfriend. You don’t know his sexuality, he might be gay. I don’t know how to feel about those kind of comments. (1)

On one side I am very happy to know that people are accepting of lgbt but at the same time those kind of comments rub me the wrong way. I am not sure how to describe it and I am pretty sure commenters like that mean no harm but thinking someone is gay without having any prove just feels wrong. (2)

It’s like answering a question that wasn’t even asked. I am also not say that it is not possible for idols to be gay (example Holland) but leaving comments like that come off as if you are outing something that might not be there. Does this all make sense? (3)

Hello pumpkin! ofc it makes sense, comments like that annoy me too lmfao I don’t think it is outing someone but it does feel pushy. If you feel like he’s gay then just make a comment saying ‘Yoongi will always be soft for his future boyfriend’ why do you have to push your agenda onto someone else’s comment? They think they are slick like hun plz, I know you aren’t as supportive of the LGBTQ as you are pretending to be. It isn’t to erase heteronormativity as much as it is to validate their fetish ship. I can’t stand those pushy mfers.