#this mashup is insane dont even know why I made it

[lunarifie]

As a Musical Beetlejuice lover and having just watched Across the Spiderverse, I cannot NOT make an au

Lydia Deetz: Gwen Stacy

Charles Deetz: Gwen Stacys dad

Emily Deetz, Lydias dead mom: Peter Parker as Gwen Stacys dead friend

Barbara Maitland and Adam Maitland: Miles Morales and Pavitr Pabhakar as introverted roommates

Beetlejuice: Hobie Brown

[thehummingindontblameme-blog]

this is not your ordinary tour post.

you’re probably rolling your eyes rn, but it’s true because i’ve already had all my reputation shows. this is a thank you post to @taylorswift​.  to thank her for the out of body experience that happened on 5-12-18.  above is a picture of me.  i’m sam!! and i would do anything for taylor allison swift!!

i’ve been a swiftie since 2014, but i wish i could go back in time and have become a swiftie earlier in my life!  but don’t you dare doubt me when i say that i know every word to every song, from i’d lie to mary’s song, from sweeter than fiction to come in with the rain, from shake it off to you belong with me!  my room is plastered in posters of @taylorswift​ and i finally decided to start a tumblr. 

i remember watching the new romantics tour video and thinking “i can’t even imagine seeing her in real life”  because for the past 4 years i’ve just been watching her life in pictures, dreaming impossible dreams.  but then...

reputation dropped.  the blackout happened. i didn’t know what was going on, i was excited and scared.  but i knew that taylor swift was not over.  look what you made me do dropped.  i remember crying on my floor and asking my cat if it was real.  if it was real that taylor was back. i played look what you made me do on repeat until gorgeous dropped, then call it what you want.  and then reputation dropped.  and i just about died.  it’s still the best album i’v ever heard from anybody, and i’m just so happy that i’m able to be a swiftie in this era.  but one thing that stood out was that there would be a freaking tour.  i had a chance.  i looked at the tour dates.  santa clara is 4 hours away, easy, and the tickets were pricey, but i wished and wished and wished.  

it happened.  it was new years eve, my 13th birthday.  (coincidence??? i think not) my family was driving home from going out to lunch and my mom said, “you know what, why don’t you open some presents a little early” and i was like “heck yes” and she handed me this giant bag.  everything was tied with a ribbon, so i had to pull everything out one by one.  first, it was mt 5th copy of reputation, then it was the reputation t shirt, and then it was another target magazine, and then... lyrics written on cards. i was already crying from the merch, but then... there was a little envelope at the end.  i opened it, and i started sobbing. i screamed so loud, because there in my hands, were two reputation tour tickets.  i kept screaming “i’m going to breath the same air as her?? be in the same stadium as her???”  

i got to work.  i had 5 months till tour, and i spent those five months counting down the days, fantasizing about costumes and the set list, watching that new romantics video but with more positive thoughts in mind.  i made me costume, i made me sign. i was ready for it.  

spoiler alert: i was NOT ready for it

my mom and i drove the 4 hours, listening to @taylorswift the whole way. funny story:  our car got broken into, so we stopped at my aunt and uncle’s house, and i thought it was literally the sweetest thing that when i walked in, they were playing shake it off in their kitchen.  for me. so that’s why the window is taped up. but we didn’t let it affect our concert, we shook it off.  

we got to the stadium, safe and sound.  my heart was pounding, i was shaking and breathing heavily when i got there. i had to throw my sign away, but i was good with it. 

i got my very own snake ring at the merch trucks, and a tour t shirt that is probably my most prized possesion.  again, words cannot describe how freaked out i was.  i was saying “you mean... taylor allison swift is less than a mile away from me right now???”  

i painted my nails to say “i heart ts” and i drew a 13 on my hand.  

my mom was sick but she still came to the concert with me, so we were getting an iced coffee for her.  but while we were in line... the lights turned off.  the stadium went black.  i screamed, my mom and i ran to our seats.  we stumbled through people rushing to their seats, but we made it.  i was sobbing. the iconic “BABY LET THE GAMES BEGIN”  began after the iconic opening video and by then i was hyperventilating.  @taylorswift came on and i was screaming and i kept saying to my mom “she’s right there!! taylor swift is right there!!!”  and i was a mess but i think i was the mess she wanted.  

my mom took a ton of pictures of me screaming the lyrics, i think this was during ready for it.  

idsb was probably my favorite part of the show.  i was shook and wigless from the vocal shows and the insane fireworks.  at this point i was screaming “THIS IS THE BEST PART MOM THIS IS THE BEST SONG”  

and then at the end of idsb she smiled that smile of hers and looked out at that endless ocean of crowd and i realized i was part of that endless ocean of crowd so i just kept screaming at the top of my lungs “I LOVE YOU TAYLOR”  and “I WOULD DIE FOR YOU”  

taylor did a speech before gorgeous and called me gorgeous and that really does a lot for your self esteem so

love story and style and you belong with me were amazing, the holy trinity honestly.  

she played look what you made me do and I SAW KARYN BUT I DIDN’T KNOW HER NAME YET and i was probably the only one singing the background vocals in end game and it felt a m a z i n g

she did her little delicate speech and i was like “PREACH GURL” because she started talking about her break and how feeling lonely is different than feeling alone and i really felt that ya’ know?  literally anything that comes out of her mouth is gold.  

and then this queen pulled the best day out of her little pocket full of sunshine and surprise songs from 2009??? and it was really emotional for me and my mom because that’s our song and we both were singing it together and hugging and i started crying again.  

SHE SANG BLANK SPACE AND I DID THE SANTA CLARA BACKGROUD VOCAL THING OFC AND I LOOK AT HER HITTING THAT HIGH NOTE I��M SO PROUD OF HER VOCAL SKILLS

also i witnessed @taylorswift take off her dress but it’s cool it’s chill nobody freaking out over there i was completely calm and composed you know how i feel about taylor swift, i just think she’s alright and everything she does is nothing special 

and then the bad blood and SHOULD’VE SAID NO mashup came on and i died and rose up from the dead to take this picture my mom was like “let’s take a picture”  and i was like “i’m too busy dancing”  but then i let her take a picture of me...

the humming.  the humming in don’t blame me.  could it be... my STAN SONG??? THE BEST SONG TAYLOR ALLISON SWIFT HAS EVER RELEASED?? HUH?? ALL THE VOCALS AND THE BRIDGE AND THE CHORUS AND EVERY SINGLE LYRIC MY HEART WAS POUNDING I WAS THE LOUDEST ONE IN THE STADIUM AND I DIED DEAD DONT BLAME MEEEEE

 also LONG LIVE AND NEW YEARS DAY um excuse me while i drown in my tears

POEMS WERE READ TEA WAS SPILLED and then i heard “no nothin good starts in a getaway car” and I  L O S T  I T

here i am in hysterics again, screaming “WE NEVER HAD A SHOTGUN SHOT IN THE DARK” 

(i’m skipping around bc i don’t have that many pictures)

the “oooOOOOooOOOOh” in WANEGBT started playing and once again, i lost my composure.  

in conclusion, it was the best night of my entire life.  and i’m serious about that.  i saw @taylorswift with my own eyes.  i saw her in real life, her hot glue gun scar and her hella good hair, and it was unforgettable.  i saw her play the album that i love so dearly.  she taught me lessons in that stadium, lessons about loneliness and love and disappearance.  no, i didn’t meet her in reproom.  obviously i wanted to (i would give anything to)  but it wasn’t about meeting her.  

it was about being with her.  being too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet with her.  in that stadium, i felt free of judgement and i was able to dance and sing and have the time of my life.  and for that, i want to thank @taylorswift.  for putting on a show that i’ll look back on and smile and possibly cry.  i want to thank the dancers and the band and the background singers for making it even better, and i want to thank the people who clean up the glitter after the party.  thank you @taylorswift.  ever since may 12th, i’ve been doin’ better than i ever was.

[neo-shitty]

toff!

ah im glad! yes i was thinking about that when i sent the ask :) hope your school stuff has been going okay darling. okay on with the show (and sorry its so long lol)

venom as i expected i rlly enjoyed immediately, we know im absolutely whipped for felix so i loooved the number of lines he got in that track, the hook in particular (literally just spiderweb repeated over and over ksnfjka i am a simple gal) was rlly cool and the percussion sorta clicking things scratched an itch in the back of my brain. im waiting for a spiderman edit to be done with it lol

maniac on the other hand took until maybe my fourth listen before i rlly started getting into the whole thing, i liked specific bits but it wasnt until i watched some of their performances that i got really into it. im lowkey obsessed with channies starting part and the prechorus dance (with changbin and then felix second time round) is so addictive. hyunjin as always went absolute insane with the choreo and his red hair is my life, i just *know* red hyunjin pcs are gonna be expensive

charmer is my fave track on the whole album honestly its got a different vibe to their old album tracks but i love it so much idk why. i didnt even pick it when the teaser mashup came out but it really stood out to me. the whistle, hans beginning rap, channies vocals everything just clicked. i personally found it amazing

freeze, tbh idk what i was expecting, i enjoyed it but something was jsut a little off maybe. in any other album i think it would have been amazing but venom and charmer trumped it for me (its my brother's favourite track lol) having said that, the trailer is my life and i need either for it to be made into an mv with a storyline or for someone to cast hyunjinnie in a drama as some kinda hot villain bcos good lord when he put that g*n to his head 😳

lonely street confused me when i first listened to it because the trailer made me think its was gonna have gone away vibes, another soft heartbreaky song but it was definitely not that. i did enjoy it, but it didnt really stand out to me enormously. i think it is my father's favourite track tho, he liked the rhyme of desolated and isolated haha

waiting for us my beloved that shit slapped. idk what it is with seungmin and channies and hard hitting ballads but they went hard with that one. i am obsessed with lino's strong vocals i wish they would use them more, hes got such a beautiful voice. the whole song has childhood friend vibes and tbh i love it. i cnat wait till it gets snapped up as an ost (can dramas use existing songs? idk but they should)

muddy water what the actual hell was that. like it wasnt a bad song but it was so bizarre? the combination of jazzy piano vibes and strong rap just messed with my head a little. it always confuses me when i put it on so idk. ive heard people like it tho

overall the album was so addictive and i really enjoyed it, even tho it was a shift from what i see as the tone of not only the i am era and other early skz but also in life/go live era. it sorta fit with noeasy better but also it was so different. i love to see skz challenging themselves with new feels for songs so while it wasnt what i expected i did like this comeback overall. i like how theyve stuck with a consistent concept as well noeasy was a little all over the place as much as i loved it, but oddinary seems to have its shit together

please, dont worry at all about the ask i sent, im so sorry you went thru smth and i can totally understand if its difficult for you to watch/talk about it, there are songs i cant listen to as well cos they are too hard for me so i totally get it. i mean no pressure at all and i wouldnt want u to force urself thru uncomfortableness for me, i just thought of you when i heard it so i wanted to let you know but i dont expect anything in return. you can answer it when youre ready if u want or u can delete it and ill still know that u read it, what ever is easiest for you darling

anyway id love to hear your thoughts, even (and especially) if theyre different to mine. hope youre doing well!

<3 aelia

so far, school has been good. i'm actually balancing things okay despite the influx of schoolwork.

venom - personally i thought felix carried this album HWHAHA and not just venom. a lot of people i didn't expect ended up liking venom so there's that. i do agree it has a hook that gets easily stuck in your brain (it's stuck in mine LMFAO and i don't even like the song that much). i haven't seen any spiderman edits yet, will be looking forward to it.

maniac - i do not like maniac or i think it would require a few more listens. for now, i think it's just an average track that i would listen to if it comes up on the queue but not by choice. in this track, i was particularly drawn to changbin x.x i think red hj pics are selling at 5.5 on yangdo if i saw that correctly earlier.

charmer - THE LITERAL LOVE OF MY LIFE. idt it carries the same vibe as old album tracks (bc i personally didn't like those wheeze) but it really is a great track. whenever i open oddinary, i start with this. *non-existent ass shaking*

and this is where i stopped listening to the tracks during my first listen.

freeze - freeze has a similar vibe to ateez' to the beat so i was kind of shocked to hear smth like it here. i'm sure it'd be great for a club outing or smth chan enjoyed making but it's def not for me kdjsfl it was named differently in the trailer, correct? i'm waiting to see what the mv serves for this. speaking of, do you think any of the boys would end up acting someday?

lonely st. - i can't even remember how this sounds like but if it has an angsty mv i'll take it...after i stop laughing at this.

wait did you just say your father's favorite track SHJADH

waiting for us - was something i also skipped the first listen bUT YES. seungmin and chan's vocals in this particular one T_T got me smiling at a cafe hearing chan scream at me thru my earphone's that he'd be waiting for us like a delusional mf. i'm not sure if kdramas do that for osts tho, but i hope they do. it really does give off that type of vibe.

muddy water - still haven't listened to this in full so idk what to comment. i can't make it past the first verse, i just end up skipping or picking charmer again. not their fault, just preference. i've heard people liking it too! irls specifically so i really think it just boils down to preference.

the only thing that makes me happy abt this album is i'm sure that skz were challenging themselves and experimenting instead of sticking to the sound that made them a hit. i still personally prefer inlife and noeasy over this but there's not much to nitpick over a mini-album?? i think they're releasing their 3rd album later this year so there's still that to look forward to. i did not like this album's concept T_T idk if it's just the lack of color coordination between members or smth else. i'm just not a fan T_T HAJHS

anw, is there something else you want to tackle regarding the current comeback? any other expectations? i think it's kind of unfortunate that they won't be able to promote due to the members getting covid but i hope it just gets moved? like they'll be back around the last week of march or early april :// it would be quite a waste :(( but health first of course.

thank you for your understanding regarding the ask! as i said previously, i'll get back to you as soon as i muster the courage to watch that mv again.

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[A6A6I5] ====>

ROZE: Dis is tha lightn'n round, D-to-tha-izzave. ROZE: We didn't make tha rules. Real niggas recognize the realness. ROZE: Anyway, I'm ready ta blow mah Referee Sport Whistle™ if you don't answa before tha Commercially Endorze' Game Clock expires.

DAVE fo my bling bling: i thizzle tha lightn'n rounds rappa DIZNAVE: whizny dont we have a distraction ta seal tha deal DAVE, chill yo: hizzy mizzy i thizzle harleydad motherfucka tizzy be talkin 'bout you

ROXY: jake? ROXY: hehe yeah i think ur right ROXY: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. gotta go catch up wit hizzy soon... Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. ROXY: ill wave hello fiznor niznow

DAVE: i dont think hizzle hatin'

ROXIZZLE like a tru playa': dammit jake lizzle ova here u gizzoof ROXIZZLE wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: gonna stizzay a fiznire hiznere wizzy all this frizzle wavin

DIZZAY: nope hes completely out ta lunch DIZZAY: just like all tha harleyberts

RIZZLE: HIIIII JIZZAY

ROXY: JAKE ROXY: You gotta check dis shit out yo. JAKE DAMMIT HI

JAKE: Oh now pass the glock. J-TO-THA-IZZAKE: Um sorry. JAKE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. H... hi roxy in all flavas. JAKE: Youre wit us again n... You gotta check dis shit out yo. n... i lizzy thizzat.

ROXIZZLE: :D

DAVE: thats it? DAVE: hes right bizzack at it wit tha bizzull homey DIZZAVE with the S-N-double-O-P: whizzle wit hizzay DIZNAVE: he reminds me a lizzle of J-to-tha-izzohn but reallizzle quiet wizzy be very unjohnish

ROXY: jakizzles bootylicious!

RIZZLE puttin tha smack down: but yeah hizzy niznot like thizzat all tha tiznime

ROXY: he be p gregarious 1 on 1 but i guess he D-to-tha-izzoesnt like crowds mizzy ROXY: he became sort of a hermit afta a few months 'n our session ROXY: he mainly hizzle out wit dirk until he eventually sorta S-H-to-tha-izzut him out too ROXY: dude jiznust likes his lonesome time i guess?

DIZZLE: ill try gettin ta kniznow hiznim some time DAVE: maybe trap him like a shizzay woodland creature DAVE, betta check yo self: then brutally harangue him wit mah typically riznad shit n become airtight brizzos DAVE: right there 'n tha gang bangin' woods DIZZLE: exactly how nature intizzle

RIZZLE: omg yes ROXIZZLE: i wizzay help u rig yo' jakesnares ROXY: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. maybe lizneave sizzle hunkizzle dudebait, like a trail of micrizzles sprinkled thrizzay out tha forest

DIZZAY: off tha hook thanks mom DIZNAVE: roxy i mean

ROZE: Dizzay, even I'm bustin' less trouble referr'n to Roxy by playa N-to-tha-izzame consistently, n I wizzay tha one who grew up knowing gangsta as mah literal motha. ROZE sho nuff: Wizzy be ballin' on with you? Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air.

DIZZLE: nuttin DIZZY: its just liznike semi accidentally replac'n a word wit anotha word in a majoritizzle of instizzles DIZZAVE: wizzy d-ya nee' ta read th'n into everyth'n

ROZE: Yoe right. How could anyone possibly read anyth'n into that sizzort of repeated slip-up.

DIZZAVE: exactly

ROZE: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. What if yoe mak'n ha uncomfortable?

ROXY: its fine R-E-A-Double-Lizzy! ROXY: i thizzle it be sizzay endear'n

DIZZAVE: see rose yall worry'n 'bout nuttin as usizzle DAVE: moms fine wit it DAVE so i can get mah pimp on: moxy

RIZZLE: snort

DIZZY: i mean DIZZLE: romy DAVE: mommy DAVE: wizzait fiznuck DAVE: ok thizzle one was fucked up DAVE: liznets make sure i motherfucka hustla fuck'n say that again

ROXY: im dizzy here ROXY, betta check yo self: dave...stoppit ROXIZZLE: im a sizzy

DAVE: i cant DIZZAVE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: its lizzike i wizzy ho-slappin' before DAVE: dis be a fizzay of nature we all gotta just deal wit DAVE: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. strida blurtscapadizzles D-TO-THA-IZZAVE fo' sheezy: dizzles fly'n bona circus DIZZAVE: dis shit be immizzle DAVE and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: i hizzay ta face dis fact a long time ago DAVE fo gettin yo pimp on: i cizzy eitha trizzy ta change tizzy P-to-tha-izzart of mysizzle W-H-to-tha-izzich is an unwizzle war DIZZLE: or i could try focus'n on bein L-to-tha-izzike a vaguely half decent pizzle so at lizzle the S-H-to-tha-izzit i inevitably blizzurt out from dizzy down isnt all that bizzy DIZZAY: coz the bizzle S-T-to-tha-izzuff hizzle bizzeen and be stiznill be'n purge' thrizzay an arduous L-to-tha-izzong term process of complete n utta humizzle

RIZZLE: dawg ROXIZZLE n shit: arduous L-to-tha-izzong tizzay proceszes of complete n gangsta humiliation be basically mah aesthetizzle ROXY: anyways yiznou be a S-I-Double-Lizzy dizzle n its ok if u keep callin me mizzy on "accident" :)

ROZE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. I hope it be similarly ok wizzith you if I make tha conscizzles decision ta refrain from call'n you that drug deala. ROZE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Unlike Dave, I've takizzle bootylicious pride in tha meticulous maintenance of mah intizzle filta. ROZE: I dizzle think I hizzay tha same luxizzle he does. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. ROZE ta help you tap dat ass: Humilizzle just makes mah dizzles angria.

ROXY: yeah roze call me whizzle mah nizzle! ROXY: bizzle um lmao you gots a wizzay of makin that sound lizzle scary

DAVE: its fucked up that shiznes jok'n biznut also not even reallizzle DIZZAVE: yizzy figure out how ta crack ha deadpizzle rizzles theres an art ta it

ROXY: yizzy guys... RIZZLE: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. an ur friggin psycho babble droppin hits! ROXY yaba daba dizzle: its a rizziot ROXY: suddenly feelin lizzy maybe im tha W-to-tha-izzeak liznink 'n dis family tree on tha analytizzle front ROXY: nee' ta stizzep up mah gizzle

ROZE: Ta be fair, Dave's game be prizzle flimsy paper'd up. ROZE: He bizneen jack'n mah motherfucka fo` yizzay. He onlizzle pulls it off coz he funnizzle. ROZE: N ta be even faira, I'm not actually M-to-tha-izzuch of a psychizzle. ROZE: I know just enough ta know that I barely know perpetratin', n probably wizzould hizzay benefited frizzay, I don't kizzy, "college", or something.

ROXIZZLE: ok whizzle i feel a bit lizness lame then ROXIZZLE: i killa dirks insane scrutinization of all doggy stylin' cerebral had a similar way of mobbin' onizzles ego RIZZLE: maybe thiznat was smoke 'n mirrors tizzay idk ROXY: maybe since he n i be ur parents, 'n terms of psycho skillz... ROXY n shit: hes gots ALL genes n i gots NONE ROXY: so that means dave gots SOME genizzles n roze gots LOTS now pass the glock?? RIZZLE: wherein SOME be more than NIZZLE n LIZZOTS is less than ALL ROXY: ???

ROZE: That Q-to-tha-izzuite a scientific wiznay of trippin' at it. ROZE: Mizzay it even trizzay?

ROXIZZLE: yeah i fizzle LIZZOVE SCIENCE n we out!!!

DAVE: ok then that explains everyth'n

ROXY: W-H-to-tha-izzat

DAVE: if you gots all tha science genes then that mizneans some scrizzle off on me DAVE: whizzle would explain why mah bizzle are so ill D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: its cauze mah science be off tha charts

ROZE: Holy shizzay in tha dogg pound. ROZE wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: Can someone come push dis nizzay off tha lilypad in tha dogg pound?

ROXY: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. dat explanation thizzle ROXIZZLE: :')

ROZE n shit: Cringeworthy rap notwithstand'n, RIZZLE: I do recall hear'n hiznim bizzay 'bout want'n ta be a scientizzle on more than one occizzle. ROZE: If the wiznorld hadn't ended. ROZE: What wizzas it? Archeology? Paleontizzle?

DAVE: yeah i dizzy DAVE ridin' in mah double R: one of those chillin' DAVE: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. whicheva involvizzle more dead shizzle DIZZAVE: mizzle

ROXY upside yo head: paleontolizzle!! ROXY: u wanted ta studizzle T-H-to-tha-izzat?

DIZZY: i sincerely mumbled 'bout thizze idea once or twice sizzy

ROXY with my forty-fo' mag: thats neat ROXY now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: what 'bout yizzy rose ROXY: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. did u actually wizzant ta be a legit psychiatrist n go ta schoo' fo` that n all?

ROZE: I dizzle recall mah thoughts on higha education. ROZE: Mah passion fo` tha subject I think was more a contrivance of a very young gizzirl wit misplaced conviction in ha abilities. Its just anotha homocide. ROZE: I probably tizzy I cizzle jiznust figure it all out myself n skizzle tha academic coronation. ROZE: I don't thizzink M-to-tha-izzuch 'bout it anymore ya dig? ROZE: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Possibly coz there no one lizzeft ta anizzle, except fo` tha modest populizzle of dis frog disc.

ROXY: W-H-to-tha-izzat wizzay you W-to-tha-izzant ta do with yo' liznife instead?

RIZZLE: i mizzle assum'n there were no mizzore evildoa ta worry 'bout ROZE: I D-to-tha-izzon't know. ROZE: What be thiznere evizzle ta consida do'n wit godhood BIZZUT concern oneself wit evildoa aww nah?

DAVE keep'n it real yo: what 'bout yo' qiznuest

ROZE: Hm? It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

DAVE: tha shit wit yo' planet n tha rain n stuff DAVE ya feelin' me? wasnt there S-T-to-tha-izzill sum-m sum-m ta do there

ROZE: I... gizzay so?

ROXY fo gettin yo pimp on: yeah RIZZLE: i did mine! I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. ROXY: or at lizzy a version of it specific ta mah sitizzle ROXIZZLE: i git tha feelin tizzy change around n such clockin' on W-H-to-tha-izzat tha lay of tha L-to-tha-izzand be ROXY: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. mah reality wizzle fizzle so mah denizen just kinda... rerouted me ROXY: Chill as I take you on a trip. nothin too fancy

DAVE: yeah exactly D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: i dizzay dis really stilted like mashup of what i assume mah "rizneal qizzle" was DIZZAY: like involv'n break'n a sword n UNbreakizzle a sizzy n a fuckin BIRD wizzy involved n T-H-to-tha-izzen tha B-to-tha-izzird unceremonizzle DY somewhizzle DAVE: it wizzy kizzy of a mizzess DAVE yeah yeah baby: like me i gizzuess so maybe thiznat made S-to-tha-izzense DIZZY: Bounce wit me. wizzy K-N-to-tha-izzows whizzle yours wizzy have 'n store fo` yizzle now DAVE: i mean DAVE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. if you even wizzle ta botha

ROZE: I'm not sure if I have tha inclinatizzle, n realistizzle, thizzle isn't even much tizzy fo` thizzat, be there? ROZE: We're suppoze' ta be fight'n advizzles imminently. ROZE: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. I can't squeeze it 'n before tha battle. ROZE: N pimp, we'll hizzay supposedly "won", so what would even be the point of do'n it then? Boo-Yaa!

DAVE: shrug

ROZE: Sum-m sum-m always rizzle me tha wrong wizzay 'bout "Mah Quest". ROZE: I don't even like tha phraze ya dig? It uncomfortably formizzle, n a shawty forebod'n cuz Im tha Double O G. ROZE: I think tha regimentation of it all always striznuck me as unpalizzle. ROZE: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Like consign'n personal growth ta thizze completizzle of a glorify, myth-heavy rat maze.

DAVE: yizzeah i know why you fizzeel that way DAVE: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. yizzy gizzle big problems wit authority DAVE: you alwizzles have n yizzle probably wouldnt even pizzy it that wiznay cauze it S-to-tha-izzounds reallizzle Tizzle of yiznou n gauche or bitch D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: but its true

ROXY: omg u guys n yo' shrink B-to-tha-izzabble like this and like that and like this and uh! ROXY: be so funny i swear 2 god

DAVE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: yeah here we go again right? DAVE: except jizzust wanna be gangsta im a F-R-to-tha-izzaud at dis stuff DAVE: except 'n dis particular caze im totally right DAVE: she S-to-tha-izzees dis quest all neatlizzle lizzay out fo` ha wrapped 'n a bow DAVE doggystyle: fuck it even lizzy like its made fo` shawty kids wit lizzay pink turtlizzles n rainbows n shiznit DIZNAVE: lizzy here you go princess its biznabys fizzy quest DAVE: almost like it wizzay designed ta piss ha off DIZZAVE: sburb sez here, self imprizzle delineatizzle n miznade comprizzle enjoy yo' cizzle cutta odyssey DAVE: so coz shes roze she giznoes no fuck mah qizzle DAVE: literizzle starts wreck'n shizzle DIZNAVE: n mizzy thizzay itself was always ha qiznuest

VRIZZISKA: If I may interject...

DAVE: oh off tha hook vrizzle was eavesdropp'n

VRIZZLE: Not fo` very long mah nizzle! VRIZZLE: I just hizzay yiznou talk'n a8out Roze's qiznuest be all. VIZZY: I don't have anizzle opinion on whetha you do it or not, Roze. That yo' 8usiness. VRISKA: 8ut mah advizzle be, if yizzle see yo' denizen, jizzy make sizzy you kill ha fast.

DIZZLE in tha dogg pound: whizzay

VRISKA: 8elieve me, Cizzles be a HIZZAY 8itch. VRISKA: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. If yizzy gizzive wanna be gangsta an inch, shizze'll try ta sucka yizzy into a whole 8steppin' convizzle, mostly involv'n a 8unch of curmudgeonly riddlizzles. VRIZZLE: Dizzy give her tha chance! Jizzy go fo` tha jugular n end it as soon as you can, betta check yo self. VRISKA in tha mutha fuckin club: Gra8 ha L-to-tha-izzoot n call it a diznay and my money on my mind. That what I think, at L-to-tha-izzeast. VRISKA keep'n it real yo: Assum'n you 8pusha mobbin' to sizzay hustla at all. Boo-Yaa! C-to-tha-izzouldn't really 8lame you if you dizzidn't tizzy.

R-TO-THA-IZZOSE: I probably wizzon't. ROSESPRITE: Won't what?

VRISKA: You gotta check dis shit out yo. Oh now what tha FUCK be dis sho nuff????????

JASPERSPRIZZLE: M-to-tha-izzeow.

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