#this man's a fucking disaster.
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I've got two snippets I present before ye. The first is on my Dreamwidth, as it's a bit lengthy. It's a snippet from the Ysayle-focused fic/eventual Zadnor fic set during 5.3-5.4. It's the first time she and Estinien speak since HVW, so that's fun :3c
The second is here, which is a section I'm editing rn and really like it (it's sexuality talk and Estinien not really having the language to express the fact that he's a demi-bisexual).
But before she could get a word in to let the question die, he surprised her — silver bangs masking most of his expression. “Most people don’t interest me, really,” he muttered, lips pulled into a thin line. “Not as if I haven’t tried; I’ve tried as recently as Kugane, if you’ll believe it. Nothing...clicks. No one clicks, nothing feels right.” Surkukteni’s brow furrowed at that. “As in...romantic interest?” To that, he shook his head. “Sexual, mostly. Physical attraction.” That huff of a laugh of his escaped him, a hand moving to cover the lower half of his face. From what she could see in the gaps of his snowy hair, his eyes were unfocused — lost in the firelight, or maybe somewhere far beyond Othard. “I don’t at all understand how you do it, because I am well aware of your flings from what I overheard during our…previous travels, and something Lucia and Hilda both alluded to but never went into detail about.” …Thank the Twelve for that. “I don’t understand the appeal of it, what you get out of it, how you and others I’ve known keep going back to it — it well escapes me. …Yet for myself, it only crops up at the worst times, as I’m afraid that I am cursed to fall for those closest to me — and all it’s done is cause me grief.” “And that makes you think you’re cursed?” That notion troubled her greatly.
#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv#ffxiv writing#estinien#estinien varlineau#estinien wyrmblood#ysayle#ysayle dangoulain#original#surkukteni#wol#surkie#writing#wip#fic wips#yeah surkie has slept with both lucia and hilda twice now#once with them separately and then once after lucia and hilda got together#she's constantly using this information against Aymeric and its so fucking funny#anyways yeah ofc this is how estinien views his own sexuality. he doesn't have the words for it#he gets a better view once he has a better grasp of it but rn it just feels like he's cursed to fall for those he's close to#and who he's referring to is Aymeric predominantly in this scene? but also HE IS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ONE OF HIS CRUSHES#so at this moment he is Mostly talking about aymeric and surkie and it's actively eating him alive#this man's a fucking disaster.#also like how aymeric was the first guy surkie ever really liked estiniens over here losing his shit lmao#hes only ever liked men (like how surkies predominantly only ever liked women) so this is extremely weird to him#again like surkie /isnt/ a woman but ehhh wavy hand gestures at her gender since she still loosely falls in there but not#but regardless she's still not a man so estiniens v ?????????? about that#him figuring his shit out is gonna be fun :3#especially since it's a lot of people he knows (like melisande) chewing him out for being an unobservant dumbass
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IM WHEEZING AT THIS
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#sonicmovie3hype#sonicmovie3#sonic movie 3#sonic the hedgehog#movie shadow#sonic#movie sonic#movie tails#movie knuckles#tom wachowski#maddie wachowski#movie robotnik#agent stone#wade whipple#wade whipple jumpscare#nobody:#wade whipple: THE FLAMES OF DISASTER#wade whipple: im about to end this hedgehog’s whole career#nice knowing ya shadow 💀#wade whipple is easily among the top 10 most overpowered anime characters of all time#easily in the top 5#no top 3#fuck it he’s number one#Movie Shadow: “I come back after 50 years and see an article about a man who won a hot pocket eating contest”#y’all just jealous cuz he can eat more hot pockets than you can 🤭#GET EM WADE GET EM WITH THE FLAMES OF DISASTER!!!#YES WADE YES I LOVE YOU#my goat fr
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Best of Early-Seasons-Garashir part I. ✨
How is this show even real? :D
Just saw this post - same brain. 🌞🫰
#their acting choices for these were WILD jfc i love them so much#take all my mid jokes in these fucked up times hope they help a little#bi twink x disaster lizard man 🤲#otp: especially the lies#star trek fanart#artists on tumblr#star trek ds9#star trek#julian bashir/elim garak#elim garak/julian bashir#garak x bashir#garashir#elim garak#julian bashir#ds9#star trek deep space nine#deep space nine
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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the best thing about lucanis living in the pantry is that everyone else in the game reacts to it exactly like anyone would react to that. basically all of them have a moment where they cautiously approach him and go '...hey you know we have plenty of other rooms right? are you sure you're okay in here?' and he's just like 'yeah.' ...and they do not ask him again b/c I mean clearly he's not okay in here but who's going to be the one to break the news to him
#I think when people heard 'disaster bisexual' they put too much weight on bisexual not enough on disaster#it's just that he's a freeze type so he's mostly a danger to himself not the type to lash out. he implodes he doesn't explode#until spite is like 'fuck this shit' and makes him#do not buy this man's obvious lie when he tells you again and again he's fine. he sleeps in the dark with the onions. he is not okay#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte
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thank fuck we have fanfiction. like truly where would we even be
#*mine#mona rambles#been sorting my tbr tonight (i have a system hush) and like. YES so much to read so little time but also just#an absolute banquet in front of me at all times. i love you ao3 i love you writers i love you fandom. mwah#also between this and catching up on my bookmarks/read fic system (HUSH)#did make me realise just how fucking deep i'm in the curufinrod brainrot and like. man. it's#bad#absolute disaster elves my beloveds but also good fucking lord
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#parallels#dbda#dead boy detectives#cryland#payneland#crylandpayne#i'm open to the polycule ngl#ot3#charles rowland#bicon#bisexual#bisexual disaster#the man that you are#lived a virgin died a hoe#crystal palace#edwin payne#text post#screenshot#photoset#photo post#attraction#gay yearning#dude his eyes in both these shots are driving me up the fucking wall#jayden revri#actor of the year tbh
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The duality of man ✨
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#get you a man who can do both#he’s such a fucking disaster#I aspire to be this type of adhd bisexual disaster#this man has a chokehold on me i’m totally fine#aew#all elite wrestling#will ospreay
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Flash flood destroyed my house
I hate asking for donations, and i hate giving away my personal info online, but I don't have another option.
Hurricane Helene caused a flashflood that hit my house while I was all alone, and my dad had to fight water to get into it with me and help rescue our animals. Unfortunately once he got in, the water kept rising and we were totally trapped for five full hours.
Thankfully, my dad took a lot of wild videos of flooding and one has gone viral which is giving our name a lot of support towards our fundraising. I want to ask if anyone here can please help us by donating anything and/or sharing the link.
there are more videos and updates on my insta: hikkikoumori
Pictures + my dads video under the cut:
Note: before anyone says anything I keep seeing on facebook - we were NOT evacuated. this all happened in the span of less than an hour and i was asleep. the attic was an absolute last resort for if the water got too high to stand in.
my instagram has a couple videos taken during the flood + a walkthrough of our house now. In the video you will notice many things look untouched, but it is the structure that is most concerning because this is the second flood it has survived, the first being in 1998.
donations will go towards renovations to get it livable again.
also, these are just random pictures, the video captures a more intense moment these are from when things were slowing down
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#logan.txt#help#donations#gofundme#natural disasters#natural disaster#flood#flooding#idk how tovtag shit like this uh#idk idk man my house is so fucked give me like $10
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i love eddie diaz with all my heart, but it's the kind of love you have for a wet cat who's trying desperately to pretend that they Did That On Purpose, and that's why i simply cannot get on board with the idea that he is in any way smooth
#911#eddie diaz#he's a fucking dork and that's his charm!#he's a technophobe and he dances like an awkward dad and he tries to engineer meet-cutes bc the idea of using a dating app freaks him out#he pouts! he loves gossip! he holds grudges!#he's had three relationships in his entire life and two of them ended in utter disaster!#he's a sad wet cat of a man and i love him so
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I need to shoutout the Chance player who shot his flintlock at me (Telamon) because I walked up behind him and scared him apparently
#roblox forsaken#forsaken roblox#homicidalporkchops#c00lkidd#shedletsky#telamon#builderman#yes...finally... a dedicated post i can put stuff from the art dump in...#which means i am reuploading art........... damn#see i can tag forsaken all i want but i wont lie those last few builderman drawings are for my interpretation on him#of which i will hide in the tags where noone will find them#he's a dad. to me. in my heart. this man is phoning his buddies at 1am to tell them about the sick building idea he had.#his garage? a disaster. this man is like every artist manifesting new ideas#except unlike us he can find the willpower to put them to paper#hes a mandisaster#he would NOT say fuck#hes married to his work your honor#hes so friendly and open and has smile lines#no one on record has seen him frown. ever#glass half full? Wrong. Glass IS full.#this mans enthusiasm is infectious#on another note i like to think telamon functions like an alter ego. he's the “”serious“” mode:tm:#like you thought normal shedletsky was kind of a cocky bastard. WRONG#the smile is gone but his skill has gone nowhere#waaahh im yappingg im yappingg IM STOPPING NOW
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The sillies. 🤲🫰
#bi twink x disaster lizard man 🤲#the sillies#this came to me during my weekly dnd session :D#idiots in love#star trek fanart#artists on tumblr#julian bashir/elim garak#elim garak/julian bashir#garak x bashir#garashir#elim garak#julian bashir#star trek ds9#ds9#star trek deep space nine#deep space nine#star trek#digital art#otp: especially the lies#let them be fucking weird#yey
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anyways i'm thinking about rodney mckay again and how he's literally the great character on tv to ever exist. the complexities. the contradictions. the way his character growth is so incredible but it's not linear. the way he's soooooooooo fuckable. like there's literally nothing about rodney's character that i don't love. he's albertan canadian. he's an asshole. he's the smartest man in two galaxies. he's an absolute moron. he knows more than anyone. he doesn't understand the reasons behind polite greetings. he strives to learn more. he's hates biology/medical sciences. he's a hypochondriac. he's the strongest character in the show. he has tons of health issues and weaknesses. he hates people. he cares more about the people in his city than he does about himself. he's a selfish bastard. he will risk his life over and over again for other people, even if they don't deserve it. he's also so fucking hot have you seen his fucking arms and his HANDS UGH HES LITERALLY THE. CHARACTER. WHY ARE YALL SLEEPING ON HIM HES SO INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!! the internet does not deserve him and yet we are blessed with him anyways and y'all need to give him the respect he deserves!!!!!!!!!!
#don't even get me STARTED on his character in relation to john#bc i'll go fucking feral#i'm just#so obsessed#he's literally So Good#he's just Such a Character#he's so good for putting in situations#and david hewlett did SO MUCH#that man deserves every single award there is for acting#beautiful amazing incredible phenomenal wonderful perfection#i love rodney so much#so fucking much#he's such a fucking disaster#he sucks so much i want him carnally#i desire that man so badly#i'd let him ruin me#i'd give him a god complex#ugh i want him#the fuckability of rodney mckay#rodney mckay#sga
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Is anyone interested in some spicy leegaa + nart 👉👈
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#naruleegaa#???#I checked all the tags and there's like 3 posts in all of them#leenarugaa#idk man its leegaa + naruto#he's a guest#he's propositioning them both lolll#autumns disaster art#gaalee#fanart#leegaa#fan art#gaara x rock lee x naruto#don't @ me for making gaara bottom so often I just like my blorbos to fucked silly#they deserve it#these were doodles but I can't not color idk what's wrong w/ me lol#narugaa#narulee
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Thinking about the sniper duo
#tog#the old guard#siggy draws#quynh#nicolo di genova#the old gays#genuinely they're all i can think about this week#what are they running from / shooting at?? idk they probably fucked up sdfghfds#the headcanon is: when you put these two together they have a lot of fun but they're a DISASTER.#here's a story: some rich man saw quynh and immediately decided she was going to be his wife#and ofc quynh had issues with this and wanted to smack the shit out of this guy right away.#which she did. which escalated into a duel of sorts. nicolo is just there on the side like 'oh shit'.#either quynh was in disguise or she was forced to wear the dress. either way she is Not happy about it.#cue little brother who can lift his own weight and sprint to the rescue#maybe i should make this into a fic omg#can you fucking tell i started this by listening to anime osts ended it with disney songs
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Sakura and her comically oversized axes
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#If you look at the secret reference window you'll see that there are actually a few more drawings#That's for my Sakura finds one (1) mention in a footnote that very very vaguely implies Tobirama did something in a lab#And it sends Sakura spiraling down into a rabbit hole and she comes out the other end a chaotic good ver of Orochimaru au#Danzō would be interested in her experiments bc they would be very lucrative but she's such a fucking psycho for knowledge#And experiments that it would literally only end in disaster for him she'd probably try to dissect him#Also despite her obsession with fitting as many seals as she can in her body without maiming herself she's still *Sakura*#And she has like#A conscious#Girlie would stop at nothing to tear that man and his empire to absolute pieces#Then she would dissect him#haruno sakura#Naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto art#naruto fanart#sakura haruno#Moldy-flowers#This is also art I was drawing while thinking of Tobirama haunting Konoha and bc he's a psycho he manages to find a way to get somebody#To see him but as all first attempts go he fucks it up a little and only this little brat can see him#But as she does when Sakura finds something she's interested in she finds absolutely everything she can and following in#Tobiramas footsteps#Including the racism!!#/j!!!!
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