#this man's a fucking disaster.
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
so how about that update, huh
#this is all i have to offer rn </3#im working on Actual Art but for now all you guys get is Half Assed Meme#eddie dear. eddie. eddie dear. Eddie Dear. EDDIE DEAR-#oh man. oh boy. oh fuck. its so over (we're so back)#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#eddie dear#i feel like i just walked into a disaster recovery group a week late w/ a smoothie#heely-ing in here Whats Up Fuckers#ok that was a creepy glitch#for a second every button i pressed created a new tag that said#'Who Else Is Traumatized!!!'#a little unnerving and Very on brand! one could call it WHcore... or somethn...
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
I've got two snippets I present before ye. The first is on my Dreamwidth, as it's a bit lengthy. It's a snippet from the Ysayle-focused fic/eventual Zadnor fic set during 5.3-5.4. It's the first time she and Estinien speak since HVW, so that's fun :3c
The second is here, which is a section I'm editing rn and really like it (it's sexuality talk and Estinien not really having the language to express the fact that he's a demi-bisexual).
But before she could get a word in to let the question die, he surprised her — silver bangs masking most of his expression. “Most people don’t interest me, really,” he muttered, lips pulled into a thin line. “Not as if I haven’t tried; I’ve tried as recently as Kugane, if you’ll believe it. Nothing...clicks. No one clicks, nothing feels right.” Surkukteni’s brow furrowed at that. “As in...romantic interest?” To that, he shook his head. “Sexual, mostly. Physical attraction.” That huff of a laugh of his escaped him, a hand moving to cover the lower half of his face. From what she could see in the gaps of his snowy hair, his eyes were unfocused — lost in the firelight, or maybe somewhere far beyond Othard. “I don’t at all understand how you do it, because I am well aware of your flings from what I overheard during our…previous travels, and something Lucia and Hilda both alluded to but never went into detail about.” …Thank the Twelve for that. “I don’t understand the appeal of it, what you get out of it, how you and others I’ve known keep going back to it — it well escapes me. …Yet for myself, it only crops up at the worst times, as I’m afraid that I am cursed to fall for those closest to me — and all it’s done is cause me grief.” “And that makes you think you’re cursed?” That notion troubled her greatly.
#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv#ffxiv writing#estinien#estinien varlineau#estinien wyrmblood#ysayle#ysayle dangoulain#original#surkukteni#wol#surkie#writing#wip#fic wips#yeah surkie has slept with both lucia and hilda twice now#once with them separately and then once after lucia and hilda got together#she's constantly using this information against Aymeric and its so fucking funny#anyways yeah ofc this is how estinien views his own sexuality. he doesn't have the words for it#he gets a better view once he has a better grasp of it but rn it just feels like he's cursed to fall for those he's close to#and who he's referring to is Aymeric predominantly in this scene? but also HE IS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ONE OF HIS CRUSHES#so at this moment he is Mostly talking about aymeric and surkie and it's actively eating him alive#this man's a fucking disaster.#also like how aymeric was the first guy surkie ever really liked estiniens over here losing his shit lmao#hes only ever liked men (like how surkies predominantly only ever liked women) so this is extremely weird to him#again like surkie /isnt/ a woman but ehhh wavy hand gestures at her gender since she still loosely falls in there but not#but regardless she's still not a man so estiniens v ?????????? about that#him figuring his shit out is gonna be fun :3#especially since it's a lot of people he knows (like melisande) chewing him out for being an unobservant dumbass
1 note
·
View note
Text
IM WHEEZING AT THIS
#sonicmovie3hype#sonicmovie3#sonic movie 3#sonic the hedgehog#movie shadow#sonic#movie sonic#movie tails#movie knuckles#tom wachowski#maddie wachowski#movie robotnik#agent stone#wade whipple#wade whipple jumpscare#nobody:#wade whipple: THE FLAMES OF DISASTER#wade whipple: im about to end this hedgehog’s whole career#nice knowing ya shadow 💀#wade whipple is easily among the top 10 most overpowered anime characters of all time#easily in the top 5#no top 3#fuck it he’s number one#Movie Shadow: “I come back after 50 years and see an article about a man who won a hot pocket eating contest”#y’all just jealous cuz he can eat more hot pockets than you can 🤭#GET EM WADE GET EM WITH THE FLAMES OF DISASTER!!!#YES WADE YES I LOVE YOU#my goat fr
444 notes
·
View notes
Text
Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
999 notes
·
View notes
Text
thank fuck we have fanfiction. like truly where would we even be
#*mine#mona rambles#been sorting my tbr tonight (i have a system hush) and like. YES so much to read so little time but also just#an absolute banquet in front of me at all times. i love you ao3 i love you writers i love you fandom. mwah#also between this and catching up on my bookmarks/read fic system (HUSH)#did make me realise just how fucking deep i'm in the curufinrod brainrot and like. man. it's#bad#absolute disaster elves my beloveds but also good fucking lord
323 notes
·
View notes
Text
kiss_eyes1.jpg kiss_eyes2.jpg
#parallels#dbda#dead boy detectives#cryland#payneland#crylandpayne#i'm open to the polycule ngl#ot3#charles rowland#bicon#bisexual#bisexual disaster#the man that you are#lived a virgin died a hoe#crystal palace#edwin payne#text post#screenshot#photoset#photo post#attraction#gay yearning#dude his eyes in both these shots are driving me up the fucking wall#jayden revri#actor of the year tbh
388 notes
·
View notes
Text
Flash flood destroyed my house
I hate asking for donations, and i hate giving away my personal info online, but I don't have another option.
Hurricane Helene caused a flashflood that hit my house while I was all alone, and my dad had to fight water to get into it with me and help rescue our animals. Unfortunately once he got in, the water kept rising and we were totally trapped for five full hours.
Thankfully, my dad took a lot of wild videos of flooding and one has gone viral which is giving our name a lot of support towards our fundraising. I want to ask if anyone here can please help us by donating anything and/or sharing the link.
there are more videos and updates on my insta: hikkikoumori
Pictures + my dads video under the cut:
Note: before anyone says anything I keep seeing on facebook - we were NOT evacuated. this all happened in the span of less than an hour and i was asleep. the attic was an absolute last resort for if the water got too high to stand in.
my instagram has a couple videos taken during the flood + a walkthrough of our house now. In the video you will notice many things look untouched, but it is the structure that is most concerning because this is the second flood it has survived, the first being in 1998.
donations will go towards renovations to get it livable again.
also, these are just random pictures, the video captures a more intense moment these are from when things were slowing down
#logan.txt#help#donations#gofundme#natural disasters#natural disaster#flood#flooding#idk how tovtag shit like this uh#idk idk man my house is so fucked give me like $10
154 notes
·
View notes
Text
i love eddie diaz with all my heart, but it's the kind of love you have for a wet cat who's trying desperately to pretend that they Did That On Purpose, and that's why i simply cannot get on board with the idea that he is in any way smooth
#911#eddie diaz#he's a fucking dork and that's his charm!#he's a technophobe and he dances like an awkward dad and he tries to engineer meet-cutes bc the idea of using a dating app freaks him out#he pouts! he loves gossip! he holds grudges!#he's had three relationships in his entire life and two of them ended in utter disaster!#he's a sad wet cat of a man and i love him so
158 notes
·
View notes
Text
Tailoring clothes is an intimate business. ✨
#bi twink x disaster lizard man 🤲#otp: especially the lies#that's some gay ass tailoring if you ask me#garashir#star trek fanart#elim garak#julian bashir#ds9#star trek deep space nine#deep space nine#when your partner can make you look super sleek and all that 😏🌞#garak would just burn half of julian's wardrobe as soon as they're an item you can't convince me otherwise#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#the garashir brain rot is real guys rest assured i haven't forgotten about the og trio tho 😌#garak's complicated-as-fuck face is driving me insane aaahh#star trek#star trek ds9#garak x bashir#garak/bashir#elim garak x julian bashir#julian bashir x elim garak#bashir/garak#julian bashir/elim garak#elim garak/julian bashir
145 notes
·
View notes
Text
Is anyone interested in some spicy leegaa + nart 👉👈
Uncensored
#naruleegaa#???#I checked all the tags and there's like 3 posts in all of them#leenarugaa#idk man its leegaa + naruto#he's a guest#he's propositioning them both lolll#autumns disaster art#gaalee#fanart#leegaa#fan art#gaara x rock lee x naruto#don't @ me for making gaara bottom so often I just like my blorbos to fucked silly#they deserve it#these were doodles but I can't not color idk what's wrong w/ me lol#narugaa#narulee
78 notes
·
View notes
Photo
Thinking about the sniper duo
#tog#the old guard#siggy draws#quynh#nicolo di genova#the old gays#genuinely they're all i can think about this week#what are they running from / shooting at?? idk they probably fucked up sdfghfds#the headcanon is: when you put these two together they have a lot of fun but they're a DISASTER.#here's a story: some rich man saw quynh and immediately decided she was going to be his wife#and ofc quynh had issues with this and wanted to smack the shit out of this guy right away.#which she did. which escalated into a duel of sorts. nicolo is just there on the side like 'oh shit'.#either quynh was in disguise or she was forced to wear the dress. either way she is Not happy about it.#cue little brother who can lift his own weight and sprint to the rescue#maybe i should make this into a fic omg#can you fucking tell i started this by listening to anime osts ended it with disney songs
806 notes
·
View notes
Text
stan: how can you be polyamorous and aroace, or…whatever mabel called it?
ford: in my case, i have my family and i have my platonic polycule. i would prefer to never have to interact with anyone outside these two groups
stan: what about soos and wendy? they’re not in either of those groups
ford: first of all, i am soos’ uncle, second of all, are you saying you don’t believe i would both die and kill for wendy?
stan: you’ve got a weird way of defining family, six
ford: it’s my favorite way
#it’s the last day of june and i have not been queering it up nearly enough with these text posts#needed to let myself be at least a indulgent. anyway#gravity falls#ford pines#stan pines#(stan: wait who’s the extra person in your polycule#ford: oh you wouldn’t know it it goes to another dimension)#in all seriousness though#i have not stopped thinking about ford being at least friends with the hidebehind since that au I created#so the hidebehind is definitely in on the polycule. it goes fiddleford and ford + ford and hidebehind#maybe the moth man gets thrown in too. i don’t know maybe it likes being mercilessly hunted down#who am i to assume#if the moth man was there too maybe…#ford and moth man + moth man and fiddleford + fiddleford and ford + ford and hidebehind?#i like to go with the idea that moth man is more of a warning before disasters rather than bringing them#(and we don’t even know if the gravity falls moth man is the same as virginia’s moth man)#so i think fiddleford would like him. they share superstitions and moth man is like a comfort cat#is moth man showing signs that something bad is about to happen? if no then you have physical living evidence that nothing bad is happening#if yes. fucking panic.#if they ever hit a yes the polycule may be in slight trouble of losing moth man as a member#i personally never got on board with the ford x moth man train so i’m going to keep my headcanon platonic polycule to#fiddauthor + hideford#created a new ship name what the fuck is wrong with me (lighthearted). happy pride month 🦕🏳️⚧️🦑🏳️🌈
85 notes
·
View notes
Text
I desperately await the reveal of Mafia AU Balam...So while we wait, here's my take on him physically, and my bestfriendwife's take on his role. That being an ex-gangster who's trying to repair and clean up the slums, but everyone is still scared of regardless. In our au he gets dragged back into the gang shit when Kalego, and old associate and friend, calls him back in to babysit/bodyguard for the newest of the Don's kidnapped grandkids
#my art#mairimashita! iruma kun#welcome to demon school iruma kun#mairimashita mafia au#M!IK mafia#M!IK balam#balam shichirou#M!IK shichirou#mans is built like a fucking house and his hair is a disaster#I bet he takes care of and teaches the kids in the slums#proship safe#antis dni#Gentle Sunset#also this image is so big it ain't even funny#AU stuff
129 notes
·
View notes
Text
the LD Rangers team is the nightmare blunt rotation. argent is intentionally trying to freak herald out because its funny. herald keeps floating higher and higher because he can't help it. steel's paranoia is through the fucking roof. ortega is the ONLY one having a good time. don't even get me started on sidestep
#i think they should all get high together and i think it would be a fucking disaster#fhr#fhr posting#fhr ortega#fallen hero rebirth#fallen hero retribution#fhr sidestep#fhr herald#lady argent#marshal steel#wei chen#julia ortega#ricardo ortega#man i dont fucking know how to tag shit#anyways i think chen and ortega would both be better off if they hung out and took edibles together every once in a while#chen is like “it's for pain management not recreation.” shut up and smoke your weed man#ortega is the only one who can be normal while high#argents munchies go fucking CRAAAAAAZY#sidestep should never ever ever ever smoke weed i think they'd die#argent turning to herald like Oh that was my forever weed brownie. yeah youre going to be high forever now.#oh and i'm inviting sidestep over and you can't let them know youre high.
100 notes
·
View notes
Text
Avatar Love talk 1: Who is the messier Avatar?
Kyoshi, looking at Korra's love life: ......... Korra: ........Kyoshi don't say it. Kyoshi: And here I thought I was messy. Korra: Kyoshi no! Wait, you messy? Aren't you a clean freak- Kyoshi, ignoring her: Really? You pulled your whole squad? You caused a whole situation? You really broke up a couple, twice. And made them both fall for you? Korra: I was 17 and never interacted with people my own age! Give me a break! Kyoshi: I lived on the streets and the only people who interacted with me my age just hit me in the head with rocks. Korra: ...............................I'm sorry. Kyoshi: No, no. It's fine. The reason I'm shocked is....I don't know who is messier. Korra: Come again? Kyoshi: Like is it you? Me? Or Kuruk? I need to know which one of us is the worst, it's keeping me up at night. Korra: ????!!!!!!!!!!! Really?! I...I wasn't expecting this development. Kyoshi: Oh yeah. Yours is a doozy. Kuruk? Man, I cannot even fathom a number to put to the amount of women he was with. Kuruk: I heard my name and came, but I'm thinking I should leave. Kyoshi, grabbing Kuruk: Oh no buddy boi, you still owe me for that damn poem. Korra: Wait, if Kuruk's a manwhore, and I had my squad wrapped around my finger.... What did you do? I thought you've only dated Rangi? Kyoshi: I had a crush on the false Avatar Yun at one point. Korra: Oh that's not- Kyoshi: He stabbed my girlfriend in the back. Korra: .............................. Kyoshi: Oh, and I had this guy feeding me a poem so people would think I was crushing on Rangi-which I was but that's besides the point. Kuruk: Sorry about that again- Korra: Wait that doesn't seem so bad! Kyoshi: The poem he fed me was originally about Hei-Ran. Korra: ...............................Another woman? Well I mean that's a bit-it's not that bad right? Kyoshi: Hei-Ran is Rangi's mother. Korra: Oh.....oh no- Kyoshi: And they look almost like twins. Korra: Oh....Oh dear Raava. Kuruk what did you do? Kuruk: In my defense, the only people who know that poem is about Hei-Ran and not Rangi is.....Me, Kelsang, Kyoshi, and now you! Korra: Holy shit that.....it's still a special kind of messed up. But hey as long as no one else knows- Kyoshi: Korra, sweetie, I have sooooo many mommy issues. And this bastard over here dropped a nuke right on top of it. Korra: ...holy shit Kyoshi: Now I'm not saying I am the messiest, but I'm def in the top 3. I'm still reeling.
#rise of kyoshi#shadow of kyoshi#legend of korra#chronicles of the avatar#kuruk#korra#kyoshi#rangshi#rangi#hei-ran#kuruk was set up TT0TT#fuck that maid man#i hope he wasn't taken advantage of again but I fear he might've been#i think korra was the messiest#but kyoshi is just a disaster#kuruk is just sad ;w;#while the water and earth avatars have a messy off#the air and fire avatars are just drinking water and minding their business#avatar love talk
109 notes
·
View notes
Text
My friend said that The Spot has the same style as me so I gave him some of my outfits
Bonus stuff ✨✨✨
#spider verse#spider man: across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#the spot#spot#jonathan ohnn#i have absolutely no taste in clothes and i'm proud of it#shirts supremacy#jonathan is a fucking disaster he's just like me#silly goofy noodle man#i forgot to give him footwear but he wouldn't probably wear any
264 notes
·
View notes