#this man's a fucking disaster.
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carnivalcarriondiscarded Ā· 9 months ago
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so how about that update, huh
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shivasdarknight Ā· 1 year ago
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I've got two snippets I present before ye. The first is on my Dreamwidth, as it's a bit lengthy. It's a snippet from the Ysayle-focused fic/eventual Zadnor fic set during 5.3-5.4. It's the first time she and Estinien speak since HVW, so that's fun :3c
The second is here, which is a section I'm editing rn and really like it (it's sexuality talk and Estinien not really having the language to express the fact that he's a demi-bisexual).
But before she could get a word in to let the question die, he surprised her ā€” silver bangs masking most of his expression.Ā  ā€œMost people donā€™t interest me, really,ā€ he muttered, lips pulled into a thin line.Ā  ā€œNot as if I havenā€™t tried; Iā€™ve tried as recently as Kugane, if youā€™ll believe it.Ā  Nothing...clicks.Ā  No one clicks, nothing feels right.ā€ Surkukteniā€™s brow furrowed at that.Ā  ā€œAs in...romantic interest?ā€ To that, he shook his head.Ā  ā€œSexual, mostly.Ā  Physical attraction.ā€Ā  That huff of a laugh of his escaped him, a hand moving to cover the lower half of his face.Ā  From what she could see in the gaps of his snowy hair, his eyes were unfocused ā€” lost in the firelight, or maybe somewhere far beyond Othard.Ā  ā€œI donā€™t at all understand how you do it, because I am well aware of your flings from what I overheard during ourā€¦previous travels, and something Lucia and Hilda both alluded to but never went into detail about.ā€ ā€¦Thank the Twelve for that.Ā  ā€œI donā€™t understand the appeal of it, what you get out of it, how you and others Iā€™ve known keep going back to it ā€” it well escapes me.Ā  ā€¦Yet for myself, it only crops up at the worst times, as Iā€™m afraid that I am cursed to fall for those closest to me ā€” and all itā€™s done is cause me grief.ā€ ā€œAnd that makes you think youā€™re cursed?ā€Ā  That notion troubled her greatly.
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afterlife-2004 Ā· 3 months ago
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IM WHEEZING AT THIS
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aroaceleovaldez Ā· 1 year ago
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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vaguely-concerned Ā· 19 days ago
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the best thing about lucanis living in the pantry is that everyone else in the game reacts to it exactly like anyone would react to that. basically all of them have a moment where they cautiously approach him and go '...hey you know we have plenty of other rooms right? are you sure you're okay in here?' and he's just like 'yeah.' ...and they do not ask him again b/c I mean clearly he's not okay in here but who's going to be the one to break the news to him
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queerofthedagger Ā· 4 months ago
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thank fuck we have fanfiction. like truly where would we even be
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shaylogic Ā· 6 months ago
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urghblergh Ā· 2 months ago
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Tailoring clothes is an intimate business. āœØ
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transkeiichi Ā· 2 months ago
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Flash flood destroyed my house
I hate asking for donations, and i hate giving away my personal info online, but I don't have another option.
Hurricane Helene caused a flashflood that hit my house while I was all alone, and my dad had to fight water to get into it with me and help rescue our animals. Unfortunately once he got in, the water kept rising and we were totally trapped for five full hours.
Thankfully, my dad took a lot of wild videos of flooding and one has gone viral which is giving our name a lot of support towards our fundraising. I want to ask if anyone here can please help us by donating anything and/or sharing the link.
there are more videos and updates on my insta: hikkikoumori
Pictures + my dads video under the cut:
Note: before anyone says anything I keep seeing on facebook - we were NOT evacuated. this all happened in the span of less than an hour and i was asleep. the attic was an absolute last resort for if the water got too high to stand in.
my instagram has a couple videos taken during the flood + a walkthrough of our house now. In the video you will notice many things look untouched, but it is the structure that is most concerning because this is the second flood it has survived, the first being in 1998.
donations will go towards renovations to get it livable again.
also, these are just random pictures, the video captures a more intense moment these are from when things were slowing down
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glorious-spoon Ā· 4 months ago
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i love eddie diaz with all my heart, but it's the kind of love you have for a wet cat who's trying desperately to pretend that they Did That On Purpose, and that's why i simply cannot get on board with the idea that he is in any way smooth
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bandsandwristbands Ā· 2 months ago
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Is anyone interested in some spicy leegaa + nart šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ
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Uncensored
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non-un-topo Ā· 1 year ago
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Thinking about the sniper duo
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thereareeyesinsidethetrees Ā· 5 months ago
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stan: how can you be polyamorous and aroace, orā€¦whatever mabel called it?
ford: in my case, i have my family and i have my platonic polycule. i would prefer to never have to interact with anyone outside these two groups
stan: what about soos and wendy? theyā€™re not in either of those groups
ford: first of all, i am soosā€™ uncle, second of all, are you saying you donā€™t believe i would both die and kill for wendy?
stan: youā€™ve got a weird way of defining family, six
ford: itā€™s my favorite way
#itā€™s the last day of june and i have not been queering it up nearly enough with these text posts#needed to let myself be at least a indulgent. anyway#gravity falls#ford pines#stan pines#(stan: wait whoā€™s the extra person in your polycule#ford: oh you wouldnā€™t know it it goes to another dimension)#in all seriousness though#i have not stopped thinking about ford being at least friends with the hidebehind since that au I created#so the hidebehind is definitely in on the polycule. it goes fiddleford and ford + ford and hidebehind#maybe the moth man gets thrown in too. i donā€™t know maybe it likes being mercilessly hunted down#who am i to assume#if the moth man was there too maybeā€¦#ford and moth man + moth man and fiddleford + fiddleford and ford + ford and hidebehind?#i like to go with the idea that moth man is more of a warning before disasters rather than bringing them#(and we donā€™t even know if the gravity falls moth man is the same as virginiaā€™s moth man)#so i think fiddleford would like him. they share superstitions and moth man is like a comfort cat#is moth man showing signs that something bad is about to happen? if no then you have physical living evidence that nothing bad is happening#if yes. fucking panic.#if they ever hit a yes the polycule may be in slight trouble of losing moth man as a member#i personally never got on board with the ford x moth man train so iā€™m going to keep my headcanon platonic polycule to#fiddauthor + hideford#created a new ship name what the fuck is wrong with me (lighthearted). happy pride month šŸ¦•šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ¦‘šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ
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xxthefairywitchxx Ā· 6 months ago
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I desperately await the reveal of Mafia AU Balam...So while we wait, here's my take on him physically, and my bestfriendwife's take on his role. That being an ex-gangster who's trying to repair and clean up the slums, but everyone is still scared of regardless. In our au he gets dragged back into the gang shit when Kalego, and old associate and friend, calls him back in to babysit/bodyguard for the newest of the Don's kidnapped grandkids
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localcryptic Ā· 6 months ago
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the LD Rangers team is the nightmare blunt rotation. argent is intentionally trying to freak herald out because its funny. herald keeps floating higher and higher because he can't help it. steel's paranoia is through the fucking roof. ortega is the ONLY one having a good time. don't even get me started on sidestep
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sillyfudgemonkeys Ā· 5 months ago
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Avatar Love talk 1: Who is the messier Avatar?
Kyoshi, looking at Korra's love life: ......... Korra: ........Kyoshi don't say it. Kyoshi: And here I thought I was messy. Korra: Kyoshi no! Wait, you messy? Aren't you a clean freak- Kyoshi, ignoring her: Really? You pulled your whole squad? You caused a whole situation? You really broke up a couple, twice. And made them both fall for you? Korra: I was 17 and never interacted with people my own age! Give me a break! Kyoshi: I lived on the streets and the only people who interacted with me my age just hit me in the head with rocks. Korra: ...............................I'm sorry. Kyoshi: No, no. It's fine. The reason I'm shocked is....I don't know who is messier. Korra: Come again? Kyoshi: Like is it you? Me? Or Kuruk? I need to know which one of us is the worst, it's keeping me up at night. Korra: ????!!!!!!!!!!! Really?! I...I wasn't expecting this development. Kyoshi: Oh yeah. Yours is a doozy. Kuruk? Man, I cannot even fathom a number to put to the amount of women he was with. Kuruk: I heard my name and came, but I'm thinking I should leave. Kyoshi, grabbing Kuruk: Oh no buddy boi, you still owe me for that damn poem. Korra: Wait, if Kuruk's a manwhore, and I had my squad wrapped around my finger.... What did you do? I thought you've only dated Rangi? Kyoshi: I had a crush on the false Avatar Yun at one point. Korra: Oh that's not- Kyoshi: He stabbed my girlfriend in the back. Korra: .............................. Kyoshi: Oh, and I had this guy feeding me a poem so people would think I was crushing on Rangi-which I was but that's besides the point. Kuruk: Sorry about that again- Korra: Wait that doesn't seem so bad! Kyoshi: The poem he fed me was originally about Hei-Ran. Korra: ...............................Another woman? Well I mean that's a bit-it's not that bad right? Kyoshi: Hei-Ran is Rangi's mother. Korra: Oh.....oh no- Kyoshi: And they look almost like twins. Korra: Oh....Oh dear Raava. Kuruk what did you do? Kuruk: In my defense, the only people who know that poem is about Hei-Ran and not Rangi is.....Me, Kelsang, Kyoshi, and now you! Korra: Holy shit that.....it's still a special kind of messed up. But hey as long as no one else knows- Kyoshi: Korra, sweetie, I have sooooo many mommy issues. And this bastard over here dropped a nuke right on top of it. Korra: ...holy shit Kyoshi: Now I'm not saying I am the messiest, but I'm def in the top 3. I'm still reeling.
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