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Oh my God oh my God oh my God Oh my God oh my God oh my God Oh myā
Iām back on this bullshitā¦
@maya-tlā I know I said Iād draw more for this likeā¦ forever ago but procrastination is a bitch.
#sanders sides#sanders sides au#penguins of madagascar#roman sanders#logan sanders#virgil sanders#patton sanders#prince sanders#logic sanders#anxiety sanders#morality sanders#I'm going to spontaneously combust#when I made that post I was mainly thinking of all the iconic penguin scenes from the madagascar movies...#and then I saw your art and unlocked a deeply buried memory of watching the actual 'penguins of madagascar movie'#I legitimately forgot an entire movie. while talking about the characters... starring in the movie.#which is a modern day tragedy because it has scenes like this#op do you realise that I'd sell my soul for you?#I've never held anyone on this website accountable for any promises they've ever made this is tumbler.com#this sparks joy. this made my heart expand three sizes like Christmas did to the grinch. this scene is iconic.#every scene from this movie is iconic!!#I can't handle the fact that you actually drew them as tiny people I thought people would find that silly but no#they're not even penguins just. tiny people. roman is standing on a table. patton is being swallowed by his chair. amazing.#you picked such a perfect example of why I chose Logan as Kowalski and Roman as Skipper#this sounds so much like them. doesn't it sound so much like them??#this looks so weird out of context buf it fits so well and I love it#I'm going to stare at this for the next 3 hours if you don't mind#thank you so much!! you've brought me such joy in the midst of this misery that I've reached the tag limit!!#swearing#art#reblog
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30 Days of Fic, Plus the Ones I Was Too Damn Tired: Day 18
Songs:Ā The Wastelander who finds three connections between these songs and outbound favorite movie shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome. Ā
https://open.spotify.com/track/0kNlZyr6zHVZuadBh7rKZ7?si=ZnT_zXUfSv-TcbaLeR4fqQ
https://open.spotify.com/track/1DWRaY7hsOAxYtevhXrWNv?si=p3trCJeOQ86eAPTkEiHy8A
https://open.spotify.com/track/7FNIEfhhBlzsZFxCwI5Nwh?si=HoYipqtBQs6WB-hhXHgGoQ
What is it?ā Nux cautiously lifts the lid of one of the small trunks. He gets a peek of some kind of tiny arm cradled beside a smooth, round surface.
Slit snaps the box closed. Ā āI found it; I get to open it.ā
āIf by find you mean stalled to pick it up, making me have to save your assā¦.ā
āI had to pick it up ā else you would have tripped over it.ā
They are safely above ground, waiting for the word to move out. Ā The Imperator is making rounds, surveying everyoneās loot. Ā The best finds will be identified and presented directly to the Immortan himself. Ā
āWe both found it,ā declares Nux, āWhatever it is.ā Ā
Nux opens the other trunk theyād picked up from the same room. Ā Itās about the same size as the first, but itās oriented the opposite way. Ā Inside are sleeves of once-stiff paper each with a round, rigid object inside. Ā On the sleeves are a variety of pictures and words, some he recognises, some he doesnāt, and some he thinks he does, but the context is all wrong. Ā
āEyes up!ā Ā Slit smacks him in the head so he will jerk up in time to solute the approaching Imperator. Ā
The sleeve in Nuxās hand falls to the ground. Ā A man stares up at him, a man dressed in pure white and dazzling chrome despite its age. Ā His hair is a shock of black, and he wears a guitar slung over his shoulder. Ā Nux doesnāt recognise the world in bold, white letters, but he sounds it out.
āGood job, Boys.ā Imperator Beemer says as bends to retrieve the sleeve, āYou found the King?ā
āThe King?ā Slit demands. Ā āWhatās a king?ā
āChromest bloke ever to shine,ā The Imperator says. Ā He peers at the round object inside the sleeve. Ā āI trust you got the player to?ā
āWe got this thing,ā Nux offers.
āThat, thatās the player.ā Ā Imperator Beemer checks the first box as well. Ā He holds back a smile. Ā āWeāll give her spin once we get home. Ā You Boys are in for a treat.ā
Nux spends the whole ride home wondering what the Imperator meant. Ā He keeps stealing glances in full moments at the two trunks heās tucked behind Slitās seat. Ā Sure, Slit claims they are in the way, but Nux knows they are important even if he doesnāt know why. Ā He just knows the Imperator said so, and there is nothing Nux loves so much as winning praise. Ā
Every moment of waiting after they arrive back at the Citadel is torture, but there is work to be done, inventories to be taken, dents to be buffed, and holes to be patched. Ā Everyone gradually releases the tension leftover from the run and eases into the evening rhythms of the Citadel. Ā Slop is served in the mess hall, and Nux goes to his usual table. Ā
āYou aināt nothing but a hound doggy, crying all the timeā¦ā sings a strange voice.
Nux looks up from his gruel. Ā Slit is quiet, as are the others around him. Ā He knows all their voices better than he does his own, and the voice singing belongs to none of them. Ā Slit and Nux both see Imperator Beemer approaching at the same time with a Pup pushing a cart behind him with the strange box atop. Ā Itās open now with the weird arm thing sticking out across one of the weird, black round thingies. Ā
āThe King,ā whispers Nux.
āYou aināt nothing but a hound doggy, crying all the timeā¦ā
Slit nods sharply, āAnd heās singing about you. Ā Youāre a rusty hound doggy, a whiny-ass smeg.ā
Nux ignores him in favour of the āNa-na-na-na-na-naā of a snare drum that seems to be coming from the box as well. Ā He wonders how so many sounds fit in the box when the Doof Corps takes up a whole wagon. Ā
āChrome, right Boys?ā asks Imperator Beemer. Ā āI saw him once, Before, when I was barely a Pup. Ā He one of the Immorta, lives up in The Cloud now, the Cloud around Walhalla.ā Ā As soon as the first song ends, heās found another. Ā āAh, 8, this oneās one of my favourites.ā
āLord almighty, I feel my temperature rising,ā that voice croons, and the Imperator joins in. Ā
Itās a bright song, light, joyful, not much like what the Doof Corps usually plays. Ā Nuxās foot taps as the song rolls along, building in intensity. Ā A smile grows across his face
āYour kisses lift me higher, like the sweet song of a choir. Ā And you light my morning sky with burning love.ā
āChrome, eh Slit?ā He asks without caring about the answer.
The other Boys seem to enjoy the music as well. Ā The Doof Warrior is clamouring onto a table, shaking his hips and swinging his arms as he goes. Ā
āIām just a hunk-a-hunk-a burning loveā¦ā
Then Imperator Beemer shouts, āHey, Doof, you got any Elvis in that jukebox brain oā yours?ā And Doof bangs an entirely different rhythm on his thighs and on the top of the table. Ā Then Beemer closes his eyes as he lifts Ā his arms and loses himself in the music: āA little less conversation, a little more actionā¦ā
Many days later, Nux will lie on his back, staring up at the sky as the last stars fade into morning. Ā His heart will race, not from night sweats but from the flame-coloured hair pooling on his chest. Ā Heāll try not to wake her as he stirs, but his lips will move with faint, breathy whispers: āIām just a hunk-a-hunk-a burning love. Ā Just a hunk-a-hunk-a burning love.ā
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meridianbarony replied to your post: Itās honestly embarrassing sometimes what will...
ā¦.. >.>ā¦. do you have more on that au thoā¦.
oh good lord iāve definitely thought v much about it, and I have no intention of writing it as a fanfic because frankly I donāt know enough about metal or how investigations actually work, haha. BUT! hereās basically the whole Swerve/Ultra Magnus Forensic Investigators AU:
so I donāt remember if this was actually in the comics or if i just made this shit up my fucking self but like, metallurgy for cybertronians is kind of similar to dermatology, so itās very much a medical specialization.
So from there i figure like, most of them would have jobs similar to dermatologists, i.e. helping bots that can afford it to have plating that is less blemished/isnāt as easily blemished or helping bots with legit issues with their plating and metals, etc. Some metallurgists go into more engineering stuff (so dealing with non-living metals) but itās kind of the looked down upon side of metallurgy. Kind of like the blue collar side of it? Itās stereotyped at as where metallurgists who couldnāt manage to keep a job in a medicinal context end up. (which isnāt true, some metallurgists just prefer non-living metal work, but you know. stereotypesssss)
forensic metallurgy is definitely a thing, but itās v different and skews more towards science than medicine, so itās kind of like engineering metallurgy in terms of how itās viewed. The main reason is because the VAST majority of the time, forensic metallurgists are dealing with non-living metal. Metal from weapons or from a crime scene, etc. Most of the living metal stuff -- aka corpses oops -- is handled by the medics who do autopsies and such. Forensic metallurgists would only ever be brought in if a specialist was needed, and a lot of the time the medics wonāt bother because theyāreĀ ājustā a metallurgist
Swerve goes into forensic metallurgy with huge aspirations. He has definitely glamorized it in his mind, and definitely expected to have a bigger impact on solving crimes. He genuinely wants to help! But instead, his work is dealing with evidence, and usually just in a routine way -- he hasnāt been able to actually discover any clues that breaks any case. Every year that goes by he sort of continues to drain him, because he knows heās looked down on by the autopsy medics and his fellow metallurgists, and all he was trying to do was do some good in the world! To be a hero and find a criminal!
And then, one day, in walks Investigator Ultra Magnus
And of course Swerve already knows Ultra Magnus. Heās a big name around the... precinct?? This shit is why i could never write this as a fic, haha. But anyway, heās famous in their circles. Heās the kind of bot who gets put on murder cases, who is so thorough and meticulous that heās a pain in the ass, but damn if it doesnāt get results
And swerve just about robo-pees himself because Ultra Magnus is in his lab and asking Swerve if he received his request to help his investigation
Swerve says heāll do it before he even has a chance to riffle through his paperwork to actually find the damn thing because he 100% did not see it
The case itself is basically that thereās a double murder. Each of the victims, either during or after the murder, were meticulously taken apart, piece by piece, down to their individual struts and circuit boards, and then the parts of both bots are thrown into and mixed up in a box and dumped.
One of the big problems is identification of the victims. Their plating was completely buffed and scrubbed of any paint and any identifying physical traits seem to have been ground away. As well, the processors and spark cases of the victims were not with the remains. So without any of that, identification was beyond what the autopsy medics could find.
The only reason that they know that it was two bots -- not just one bot, or just a mixture of multiple bots -- was because when all the pieces were separated and sort of pieced together with other parts that seemed to fit, there was just enough parts for one large bot and one minibot.
Ultra Magnus decided to bring the case to a metallurgist in hopes that with that specialization, they might be able to find anything to point to who the victims could be.
Swerve is very, very excited. Until he has the hundreds upon hundreds of body parts and pieces delivered to him and has to face the fact that there were actual living bots once.
Anyway.
Insert forensic procedural here where Swerve slowly goes through all the parts and Ultra Magnus shows up to his lab every. fucking. day. and itās kind of intimidating and intense because swerve is just so star shocked! Ultra Magnus is the kind of guy he idolizes, someone whoās going out and getting shit done, and Swerveās big mouth drops comments about how fucking cool Ultra Magnus is, like, constantly. Ultra Magnus sort of brushes it off at first, then sort of ignores it, and then after a while he kind of is likeĀ āok but iām not? That great at all?ā
basically over time (and swerve eventually working up the courage to ask if ultra magnus wants to meet up for drinks after work and stuff like that) they get to know each other and itās like? Swerve has always looked up to ultra magnus because heās the big investigator who brings all the clues together and catches the bad guys, and mean while ultra magnus feels like heās just constantly relying on other people, and doubting that heās even necessary or important to the process, etc. and so forth. When swerve waffles and tries to be likeĀ āok but youāre big and strong and can get shit done becuase of that!ā ultra magnus reveals that heās actually a minibot named minimus wearing a huge suit, shit like that
because i LOVE swerve and ultra magnus talking about their insecurities together.
Also thereās a second set of murders of a large bot and a minibot that happens somewhere in there and it amps up the pressure and drama because weāve got a fucking serial murderer on our hands. and maybethereās a letter left in the box thatās likeĀ āiāve got an *literal optic pasted onto the letter* on you, hopefully iāll see you soonā or something. thereās a definite fear that the murderer has a target and it could be someone whoās a part of the investigation
And swerve is like fUCK i gotta find??? something!!??? what if they already have their next victims lined up?!?! what if itās someone on the investigation team?!???!??? aaaaaAAHHHHH?????????
Also though ultra magnus is like sWERVE IS A MINIBOT??? i gotta solve!! this case!!!!!!!!! because what if heās in danger??????????
also swerve and ultra magnus are slowly sort of circling each other and developing feelings and are pretty sure the other one isnāt interested in them the same way
ANYWAY BACK TO THE EVIDENCE BECAUSE DID YOU THINK I FORGOT? Swerve found with the first set of bodies that there were some spots where there was rubbing away at the plating, which were all pointed out in the autopsy reports as being additional places that the murderer took a grinder too. However, Swerve finds through metallurgy that the scouring on the plating is different -- most of the spots are from a grinder, but some are from gradual rubbing of metal against metal that would have had to happen over time. Swerve canāt really tell if theyāre at all significant though, since thatās not that uncommon when youāre body is made of metal.
Itās only when heās looking at the second set of bodies--
(which btw the autopsy medics were definitely like keeping swerve out of the autopsy because itās their territory or whatever, he could have them when they were finished, and the second ultra magnus was likeĀ ā???? why havenāt you started on the new frames????ā and swerve told him, ultra magnus got the fuck up in that autopsy room and made it explicitly and loudly clear that swerve was to be part of the autopsy so he could see the frames asap and if there were any problems with that, they could take it up with him, and swerve fucking sWOONED)
--swerve notices more of the weird marks. everyone else sort of slowly makes their way out because the work day is over, but swerve is so focused because what if they mean something! even when ultra magnus comes to escort him home -- because heās been doing that lately since heās worried swerve might be a target and heās v worried!!! -- swerve is like nah, iām gonna stay overnight, iāll see you tomorrow. because maybe this would finally be the break in the case. Maybe he could impress ultra magnus! maybe--
Itās not much later that swerve realizes what heās looking at. The gradual wearing marks are all at joints and corners, as if the minibot was wearing the larger bot, so their plating would rub against the inside of the larger armor plates.
There havenāt been four victims. thereās been two victims, and they were both minibots who wore larger armors.
And Swerve loses his god damn mind because itās Ultra Magnus! Heās the next victim!
I hadnāt though this part out just as much yet but iām sure thereās a very dramatic and cool sequence of events where swerve is trying to contact ultra magnus while heās racing down the route to ultra magnusās apartment, and itās definitely raining because thatās cool, and itās as ultra magnus answers that he gets attacked and so the comm goes dead and swerve is gO N E heās so freaked out
and he probably stumbles upon the scene, ultra magnus just laying there because the suit has been disabled somehow and minimus is stuck inside, and the murder has got a murder weapon (maybe like... a laser knife or something? that would go through the larger armor and into the one on the inside), and swerve is so scared and so brave and tackles the murderer. It doesnāt go v good for swerve since heās not a fighter and heās a minibot, but he distracts long enough that while nobody is watching, minimus manages to drag himself out of the armor and BLAM! shoots the murderer right through the head when he was about to kill swerve
itās all v cool with these two perfect minibots just staring at each other, both so so worried about the other one and just!!!! robot adrenaline and shock!!!!!
Anyway, the day is saved, and once the two have been taken from the scene and checked out to make sure they werenāt harmed, minimus and swerve probably babble at each other about how worried they were about each other and then kiss because they fell in love
and also solved a crime along the way
And that, ladies and gents and other esteemed guests, is all this fucker wrote.
#meridianbarony#should i tag for robot murder and stuff????#i guess#robot murder#robot gore#also this is 100% just word vomit that is unedited so you know#sorry i'm not sorry
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