#this isn't roasting genshin

[toskarin]

the way that the joke there is obviously baldur's gate being a dating sim, while in reality bg3 is closer mechanically to being one than genshin by a not-insignificant margin lmao

Wanna get irritated over something minor?

Look at Tumblr's Year in Review for video games

I saw the ranked list first and was like "oh okay, yeah, genshin has a pretty big fandom so that's not surprising at all. very prolific fan scene" and then looked up and saw the caption. oh god.

[ohnoitstbskyen]

I know it would probably bring a lot of hate comments but I am begging you to roast the hazbin character designs because I'd love to have someone properly articulate why they don't work so I could send it to people who won't believe me when I tell them. 🫠 Understandable if you don't want to get into it though.

I don't think there's that much there to roast, honestly?

Those designs are clearly an extremely specific stylistic choice, and because that style is consistent throughout the show, it ultimately feels coherent with itself.

There are trade-offs being made. Because Hazbin's design style is SO stylized and so heavy on decoration and detailing, because it puts a lot of emphasis on costuming, it isn't as good at communicating specific character storytelling as a more grounded style could be (it's kind of the same tradeoff that stuff like Genshin Impact makes).

Like, why does Sir Pentious' hat have an eye and a mouth on it that makes its own expressions? Apparently not for very much reason at all, except that Pentious has a bit of an eyes-motif going on in his design and it was one more place to put an extra eye. And that's a valid criticism of his design, but also the entire show is designed like that, so frankly it would be weirder and more out of place if his design alone didn't have that kind of overelaborate decoration going on.

It does create a situation where I have a hard time "reading" the character designs sometimes. For example, Vox, Alastor and Pentious all wear a similar style of suit with upwards-turned shoulders, butterflies and pinstripes. Now, am I meant to read that as Vox imitating Alastor due to his crippling need to replace and outdo him, and Pentious imitating the style of powerful Overlords because he thinks that possessing their level of power will finally give him relief from his paranoia and self-loathing?

Or is it just a design fixation of the creator who keeps putting their characters in suits because that's just what they like? I can't really be sure, because sometimes design elements are used to intentionally tell stories about how characters relate to themselves, their world and one another, but plenty of other times designs look the way they do Because Of Vibes.

But again, that lack of clarity is clearly an intentional trade-off - and the benefit of that trade-off is a design style that is extremely varied, wild, expressive and memorable. Hazbin Hotel seems like a very easy show to draw fanart of, and a very fun show to draw fanart of. Those designs (especially the hyper-expressive faces) are begging to be the subjects of traumatic headcanons, unbearably cotton-candy soft fluff fantasies and weird, taboo, homoerotic power dynamics. Slaps roof of character design, this bad boy can express so much vicarious emotional intensity.

It's very exuberant, very excited about itself and very self-indulgent, it's a style that prioritizes visual impact and visual interest over readability (something which the animators of the show navigate with real skill, props to them) and individual aesthetics over worldbuilding.

And I don't blame anyone for being turned off by that (I certainly was the first time I started seeing those designs going around), but I would struggle to call the show's designs "bad" when they are clearly achieving exactly what they want to achieve.

I have some criticisms, especially re: how the show treats skinny bodies as an unquestioned, desirable default, and employs fatness as a means of alienating and abjecting the audience. That sucks very badly, and is a serious disappointment, and one of the few places where the show feels like it is being cowardly in its design philosophy. But I don't have it in me to do some kind of Hazbin Hotel Sucks And Here's Why takedown, its problems are not unique or extreme enough to warrant it, at least not as I currently understand them.

[genshingorlsrevengeance]

Hello! Considering how you now write for Chiori, and that I highly appreciate your Genshin headcanons... I think it's about time I grant you the honor of my first ever tumblr ask 👀

How would Chiori act with a S/O who is more on the sensitive side, the kind to not appreciate harsh words, or having people raise their voices at them? (totally not me checking my own hypothetical compatibility with her)

We know she can basically use her sass to roast people on the spot (not to mention her skills in graceful arcs making) in public, though during her SQ, we also get to see a somewhat softer side from her, when in a more private environment/with friends... But she also went "ugh eww ugh" when Xavier cried in joy during the 4.3 movie event.

So... that got me genuinely wondering. Feel free to add more characters if you feel inspired/like doing that (how their behavior with S/O would change depending of the setting being in public or in private?), and have a nice day 😊

(Genshin Impact) Chiori with a softer S/O

I am honored that I am your first blog you ask! Hopefully you enjoy!

Chiori honestly does not act that differently, even in private or when she has a S/O.

She has never apologized for being herself, and that would not change no matter what.

And if someone got with her, they would know that when they decided she was the person they loved.

Even if the person she spoke to was an absolute sweetheart, Chiori doesn't mince words in the slightest.

(Chiori) "...S/O, you are not going out in those rags. Here, let me pick something out for you."

She doesn't really hold anything back because she loves her S/O, and the fact they love her means she can unapologetically be herself.

That being said, she isn't heartless.

Chiori tries to phrase things slightly more gently. Such as:

(Chiori) "What I want for my birthday? Hm, I would like new tools...Keep it a surprise? Why would I do that when you can just get me something I like?"

Key word being: tries

She's at least tactful enough to not make them cry from her usual harsh words.

In private, she can get a little more handsy than usual.

She just sits on the bed and lays her head on their shoulders, taking a deep sigh.

(Chiori) "...You must be tired too. Go ahead and rest your head on me."

Her love language is definitely acts of service than words, which goes both ways.

She'd rather show why she loves her gentle S/O, than just tell them.

And that comes across in the clothes she tailors for them, never ever skipping on any expense.

(Chiori) "This kimono will match that perfectly with that pretty smile of yours, now quit squirming. I gotta take the measurements..."

Since they don't like anyone raising their voices at them, Chiori is the first one to step in to apply verbal or physical violence upon anyone doing so.

It doesn't matter who they are, if someone tries to pick on her sweetheart, than they're going to be picking glass out of their clothes.

[afterhourswjay]

Send help (for I don't know how to bake)

sooo, just figured I'd make a post about some of the genshin guys who I think would attempt baking, and how that attempt might go i'm a sucker for baking dates, so i'm making it y'alls problem too haha

characters: diluc, kaeya, arataki itto, wanderer, childe my requests are open. i'm also open to chatting, if you don't feel comfortable sending in a request :3 warnings: no warnings that i'm aware of

Diluc

while he's not the best at baking, but he's good enough where you could leave him unsupervised in the kitchen with the recipe

it isn't hard to persuade adalade to allow the both of you to borrow the kitchen for an afternoon

she's aware that the two of you a proficient enough to not burn house down

you two kinda just bake whenever you guys feel like it, no need to have any sort of special occasion to do so

so, what do you two make? an apple pie

something simple, yet tastes so good when done right

the kitchen does end up getting a bit dirty because you two decided to throw flour at each other all in good fun, lol

since the two of you finish early, you decide to make some dinner as well

this was your idea, as you think it'd be a neat way to thank adalade for allowing you two to steal borrow the kitchen for a while

diluc finds himself frequently looking over at you, finding your focused expressions to be rather cute

when the two of you are close to finishing making everything, he can't help but to lean over and press a soft kiss to your cheek

'your so cute when your focused on a task' is the only answer your given when you ask him why he did that

Kaeya

kaeya absolutely loves baking, and is actually much better at it than you. you both are equally talented when it comes to decorating cakes n cookies n stuff

while you don't mind baking, you much prefer cooking. sweets aren't particularly your most favorite thing in the world

kaeya loves baking for special occasions the most. he loves being able to make a cake, a pie, or a plate of cookies, gift it to a friend or fellow knight, and watch how their face changes with the experience

he finds it kinda funny how sad some people get when it comes to eating a particularly intricately designed cake that the both of you worked really hard to make

usually there wasn't much resistance from them, after all. you have a kamera, and are able to immortalize the design forever

you often take the pictures as not only are your hands steadier, but the kamera is also yours. he'd feel awful if he accidentally messed the device up some how

one of the times you allowed him to learn how to use it, he really liked taking pictures of you

the best one had been of you gazing down at the cake that the two of you recently finished decorating

you hear the shutter go off and you turn to look at kaeya with a slightly puzzled expression

you grin at him, chuckling lightly as you lean forward and place a chaste kiss to his lips

Arataki Itto

this guy, this oni

he cannot cook and he cannot bake :(

he does, however, enjoy hanging out with you as you cook and bake away

he's a big fan of anything you decide to make

feel like baking a cake? cool, please let him have the first slice

feel like roasting up a chicken? save him a leg please!!

while he isn't capable of cooking/baking on his own, he is down for learning

don't be offended if he tries to put his own spin on your instructions, tho

the first thing he learns to do is successfully roast a lavender melon without burning it to a crisp

he has the biggest, brightest smile on his face anytime he manages to make something with minimal help from you

if he had a tail, it'd be wagging a million miles an hour oh no, he's taking off :0

his positivity is infectious, thats for sure

you often find yourself with a sore face from smiling and laughing for a while after the two of you part ways after your hangouts

Wanderer

he doesn't like sweets, so he doesn't even bother learning how to how to bake

he won't admit it, but he loves seeing the look of excitement on your face when he claims to have made far too much food for simply himself don't listen to his lies, he loves making sure your fed

when he realizes you enjoy sweets, he suddenly has an interest in baking. he claims to want to try one of all desserts in existence, just to see if he really doesn't like them

the liar literally just wants to be able to make your favorite foods

he's a gift giver at heart and what's more practical then food?

well... desserts aren't really practical

but you deserve a treat every now and then for all the stuff your helping him through

y'all literally live through an enemies to strangers to best friends arc loool, its all fun and games till someone catches feelings

you two are practically attached at the hip

that said, you don't enjoy cooking or baking w him because he's always flicking the dish water off his fingers at you

he doesn't do it often cuz you retaliate by biting him

there's nothing you do that he isn't at least somewhat aware of

he says take the food and you say have the spare room in my home

he actually got angry at you for that but stopped when he realized you literally weren't going to budge an inch

Childe/Tartaglia

this guy has a handful of siblings, so he obviously knows some dishes to cook or bake

that said, he isn't home often, and he doesn't really cook when he's not in snezhnaya

when you two aren't sparing with each other, nor busy with your other obligations, you teach him all you know about cooking and baking

and archons, do you know a lot

all your free time is generally geared towards practicing decorating cakes and trying to get the pie-crust leaves to look perfect before being baked

so to say your good at decorating your desserts would be an understatement

childe seems to pick up real fast, tho

which is cool... tho, his cursive could be a bit better

he genuinely enjoys hanging out with you to the point that he's showing up at your doorstep, ready to hang out, after pretty much all his missions

the problem? he's usually still bleeding and got blood and grime all over him

you simply huff and puff at him, but it doesn't take long for you to start cleaning up his wounds and making sure that their properly bandaged

soon after that, you tell childe that he should just keep spare clothes in the guest room of your home

its not like you use that room

and he basically lives here already, when he's not gone for months at a time wherever he goes

your aware of him being a harbinger, but he doesn't want to paint a metaphorical target on your back, so that's pretty much all you know

[ronin-deactivated19851026]

honestly adults suppressing cringe and giving up their weird antics is the most depressing thing in this life ever, a thing that shouldn't even exist especially considering that most don't actually want to conform. they just assume everyone expects them to by certain age. in reality, others don't expect that at all, even those people who are loud about it (most of the time it's just projection of inner insecurity and them being mad that someone doesn't suppress themselves like they do, daring to shatter this restrictive, moronic perspective on the world)

it's all just a shitty cheap spectacle to play with literally zero benefits in return (only getting a midlife crisis from getting exhausted of constantly lying to themselves and others lmao) because deep down underneath this lie of "normalcy" everyone is a weirdo of some sorts

hot take.

lets normalize being cringe. Like actual cringe not ":3" "Silly!!" Way, bit like in every fcking way. You like smth problematic? Smth embarassing? Smth cuestionable? Who cares!! Like c'mon dude, if its not harming anyone, WHO CARES. Im so tired of seeing people change their minds just to fit in and not be judged, lemme tell u smth, its YOUR life, pal!! Like wathever you want, we dont care what it is, what if nobody but u likes it? U gotta enjoy it big, better be cringe and weird than never enjoy your own life. "but i got no one to talk abt it" THERES SURE OTHER OPEN MINDED PPL! look at me! Im here! Lets talk abt all ur interest and when i say all its ALLL. AGGHRJJAUSWWWA

[dreadnoughtus]

Liveblogging after taking an edible and watching

game awards

I don't know what these games are

Oh wait assassins creed VR??

Got distracted my friend texted me.

The dress is kinda flapper ish you know not in a bad way it's fine

What did Forza just win

Oh that's cool good for them I don't drive cars

The height differences......

This would freak me out being on live TV I would hate it ohmygod

Wait huh hometlstuck

This is such strange vibes

Sign language is so sick tho

Why isn't there a general neutral version of mommy and daddy

Oh here come the names I don't know

I'm playing Sandrock while I watch this

Would it be weird if your kid immediately called you by your name like would that fuck them up or

Was told to use beepbo

Alright I'm back

Jk gusher break

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

I'm fucking clappiny

Ok but this game fucks

This is about persona 3 btw

I'm absolutely freaking out over her writing

Wait is it a bit

Who

Oh

She's in a silly goofy mood

Omg

Oh never mind I wanted more burning things in a fireplace game

Cool if you're into goo.

I'm a googetter myself

?????????

Omg remember this

Ok but I'm hype

HORNS

I'm gay

Hell yea hell yea

Remember when Rocco was sitting all by himself on camera

Guys I really don't hope someone says some dumb shit on stage again

Geoffs walking out music is cracking me up

Get you a mans who sends you two chairs and a table through the mail

Omg remember his speech last year lmao

Oh it's a bit

Damn

What is this lol

Is this a roast

My fucking boyfriendddd

Idris where you at

Idris you're missing the fanciest night in gaming

Our boyfriend won!!!

.....what is he wearing lmaoooo

Security BEEFY this year

Aww omg

He wore his armor I'm dead

I need to replay baldurs gate NOW

That's right baldurs gate!!!! You can fuck a bear!!!!

Geoff relax

Huh lol

Immediate fanservice

...I'm dying

Turned him on??????

Is he gonna fuck us????

Interstellar?????

This isn't interstellar

Damn bro

Wet Chair :/

Daddy's back

Oh free dayum ok

Geoff has the air of a man who presents this as if he himself made these games

Goose guy 2

Wait this is great

This is my kind of game

I love this

Fuck gta6 I got Big Walk

HUH

Is this fornite Lego????

What the huh

Took a break for ice cream

I just got the news Wonka will be presenting

They give them less speech time than on the Oscars

Oh wait this is the cool lady

FINALLY GONZO

Gonzo has good taste

Cocoon was good

Ok Sega ok!!!!!

Hold up anime game I'm awake

Oh nice ok I'm into it

Alan Wake sweep

Apparently the site you have to login into to get a steam deck for whatever is crashing crazy lol whoopsie

I liked venba!!

Wtf

His boy

I'm scared that's just a video

Not the fog machine

His broach is wild

I'm so glad kojima is finally making the movie he wanted to make

Is this wrestling

Huh

This is a WILD collaboration

They have my support

Movies and games!!!!

Ohhh dinosaurs?? I'm too scared to play this

Everything is fortnite now we are all assimilating into fortnite

Monkey 👍👍👍

I cannot escape suicide squad

Nooooot a fan of the remix

NICE CLAWS

Where do I aquire claws

What is Warframe sorry

Acab

Good games!! I loved tchia

This looks sick, ori vibes

So many cool looking games

Man with ponytail?????

THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME

I want to play rebirth so bad

SHUT UP STOP lol huh?????

Sea of stars was meh sorry I said it

Omg I forgot about hades 2

Cutting to ads from ads is so funny

Holy shit he almost killed the camera guy with one kick

Anthony Mackey doing crowd work lmao

Fortnight

He's zooted

Thank you for the meme s

Thanks for the memeorys

Steve Martin looks different

There's 3 genshins now

Hell yeah democrazy

Are these guys a big deal I just don't know

I feel like I need to have played Alan Wake I guess

BOOGIE DOWN WHITE BOY

Ok but they are shredding

Ok I'm ready for bed how much longer

Stop flirting on stage

Gamer snax

We get it you're a voice actor 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Ok wait the armor??? Ok nice

It's funny tho cause the last thing I liveblogged was last of us, good show

BAGGU REPRESENT

The PR glowup for no man's sky was impressive no doubt

No mans sky 2!

We're always talking about mountains

Dragons so I'm in

Can I be a wolf man

Badass title

Stretching this is what I'm always saying unironically to everyone

I love tonberry king

Omgggg monhun!!! Chocobo

Huh what modded controller???

He flutin

Gotyyyy let's goo lol

Bg3 🫡🫡🫡

I sleep 😴

I'm not reading this back

[symphonic-scream]

Now that ZZZ is out I can say I've played three Hoyoverse games from launch. Here are my teams as someone who isn't a whale, but plays semi regularly

Comparing my Hoyoverse Teams :)

Genshin Impact

Beidou C6

Xiao C0

Bennett C6

Kazuha C0

I've had the same team for 3 years! I don't pull for weapons or cons for limited characters so I can remain mostly F2P and still get lots of characters, I might get cons for my Kazuha though...

Honkai Star Rail

Kafka E0

Firefly E0

Bronya E2

Lynx E3

I play this game the least of the three, but I love it so much. The story is just so long... I'm still trudging through Penacony. I love it don't get me wrong but my ADHD is killer

Zenless Zone Zero

Grace C0

Anby C1

Soukaku C6

I have Soukaku's engine at whatever the term for R5 is! I'm going to get Grace's from the rewards if I don't get it from W-Engine banners. Which, I'm doing. Cause I've been getting enough free shit from launch that I have Ellen, her Engine, and saved up 60 pulls for Zhu Yuan already

Anyways. Roast my teams or something?? Or tell me yours!

[draconisvesperi]

i am going to be insufferable if i post everything worthy of a screenshot individually so--

Genshin 3.4 Lantern Rite megapost (or me being too hyped about the Zhongli-Venti-Xiao interactions)

skhkdjhh hdshs this is so funny this is the most hilarious Zhongli thing ever and his expresiions lmfaoooo

yessss literary critic ventiiii 🤣

like father like son

you say it Chongyun 😭

DHFSHGJDFHGJH EU I AM DYING THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS 😭😭 VENTI'S EXPRESSION DHGJSDHSDJGH

if u say so "certain someone" 💀

Eloquent, sir yaksha, eloquent.

fr Xiao is a whole mood

the suffering venti endures for the sake of his we-just-met-five-minutes-ago-new friend 😢

pfffffffffttt poor xiao is dying inside

i feel you Xiao 😭 he cannot deal with confusing social stuff and that is so relatable

AYO WHAT THIS IS SO NICE??? ZHONGLI WEARS THE CLOTHES THE YAKSHA DESIGNED??????? i---- i can't this is too much my head is overflowing with headcanons

pffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttt bahahaha roast paimon 🤣

BAHAHAH i love this paimon roasting 😭

angy paimon is hilarious

why on earth is Sir Rex Lapis staring at a wall

Hu Tao's Lantern Rite Party - Or, A Gathering of Short People (and One Tall Person Staring at A Wall)

distinguished because of his height, yes

skfhghshur venti just cannot not mention their pasts 😭 how is this man still largely in disguise

pfffffffffttt

there isn't even anything specifically funny here this whole exchange is just so funny

bahahh not them going all dramatic swooshing camera angles... to decide who must light the incense

WHY IS HE SO CLOSE 😭 he is bright enought o make my eyes hurt

the audacity

lmfaooo the group unimpressed stare 💀

just in case anyone forgot venti's friend...

maybe not paimon, but i think you pawned off your anger to Zhongli instead

of course zhongli and xiao are the only ones who don't react to that

the way he says Mr. Zhongli send me everytime 💀

bahahhaha i love these two so much

the way xiao disappears at the end is so hilarious but tumblr won't allow me more pictures hmph

i have a lot of thoughts about Zhongli just popping in to Wangshu Inn to give Xiao food but I want to write it as a fic instead. dunno if i'll ever get around to it but we'll see

[kisscara]

leave me in the past, wanderer. (can i not love you forever?)

contains: scara x gn!reader, angst, tweaking with canon genshin for this 💀, irminsul mentions, you appear in his dream, reader and scara implied to have been in a relationship before his irminsul deletion, MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH SNEAK???, nahida appearance !!!, "scara" in purple and wanderer in blue, changed dialog format again lol

notes: i listened to voca songs while making this. 39 music specifically (as of rn lol), so yeah i was happy but writing sadly, fellow anons rate this prompt (not my best work sadly..) - i wanna hear opinions and roasts., I GOT INSULTED (not really) BY MY FRIEND WHO LIKES BL SHIPS/SHIT LIKE KAZUSCARA ND ZHONGCHI OMG.

ever since scaramouche tampered with irminsul to rid teyvat of himself, he's been in some peace. he's been cleared of some of his burdens from his previous life and identity, yet he can't shake the feeling that something is missing from him.

as the wanderer, he can rest without thinking about if theres someone plotting his death... a very common occurrence when he was still the balladeer. without you, he may have been cut short of his "godly reign":, of a many samsaras.

he doesn't want to stay in the past. why would he? he could start over as wanderer and lead a much more blissful life than his last; but that doesn't mean he's complete yet, not without you.

wanderer... why are you thinking of me? you don't need me anymore.

"w-..what? who are you?"

[name]. i am name, your ???

"[name]... where have you been?"

you are wanderer now, my old master. tell me — are you still stuck in the past?

"no.. no i'm not. if anything, i'd refuse my past."

exactly. if that had been the case, why is it that you yearn my presence?

"what? i... i don't."

you're lying, wanderer...

...

"huh. so it was you, [name].."

"ah, wanderer! hello there. what have you been doing as of late?"

"e-ehem... can i ask of a favor, dendro archon?"

-

"mm... i'm afraid that isn't possible, wanderer. i can't bring back this [name] person because you want me to."

"oh..."

...

...wanderer. stop it. stop thinking of me.

"[name]?"

you... please. i beg you, stop it. you're hurting me too.

"me? what am i doing? can i help you with your pain, [name]? look, i know that i hadn't been the best when i'd last seen you... but let me help-"

don't you get it? leave me in the past, wanderer. all of this... they are distant thoughts. i, am a distant thought. you're a new person now, you... i cannot help and you can't. i'm gone.

"[name]. please... is this the last time I'll see you?"

of course not. theres maybe a million files and photos of me, this won't be the last time you see me — but the last time you talk to the real me.

"can... can i not love you forever...?"

oh? eternity wasn't something i thought you'd look for... but no. you can't love me. it simply isn't possible. if the person you loved was dead, how could you love them forever?

"i care for you, so let me love you (as i'm laying on your chest) until you leave."

...

you left. you left your ??? alone in teyvat; all by himself (ANYMOREEEEEEEEEOOOHHHHH), unable to go back. he is not a former shell of himself, much the opposite.

he has no heart; his creator didn't give him one (hey ei kinnies, shoutout to lume). the wanderer didn't get to say goodbye to anyone he'd lost.

he shut you out before being made into a god — one unworthy of your worship and love, undeserving of your life and presence.

rawr what do we thiiiink -still with you anon

my tears are certainly tasty if that's what you want to know

[hyperfixationanonymous]

Damn girl I just wanted some fucking tea.

[angelprinz]

laven! welcome back! i hope ur busy sched lightens up so u get more breaks!

currently resting up and recovering very quickly on my end. i also got back to genshin again and am currently part of the ayato waiting room huhu

currently thinking about ayato and childe (the og hydro daddy ofc) competing over my affection, spit roasting and dp because two competitive hydro men wanting to be on top? wow

childe gets the cunt first ofc he was the original so he gets dibs but ayato can have his turn after he's done with my mouth. then they do it at the same time in one hole, trying to see which of them will knock me up first huhu

that's my thirst for now, hope u have an exquisite day!

- somno anon

cw: fem reader, alcohol, breeding, praise dom ayato, mean dom childe, both of them have major housewife fantasies

one too many drinks after childe has caused a ruckus with mystic chamber domain, you've ended up in the harbringer's lap as he nips your neck. "throwing yourself on me hm? i'll fuck you full of a family, how bout it? take you back to snezhaya with a growing belly, take you away from inazuma forever."

the way childe snarls against your throat has you weak to his whims, cunt growing wet and a loud gasp escaping you as childe pushes the contents atop the kotatsu with a loud clatter onto the floor before laying you down, a hand up your skirt fondling your thigh with a toothy grin. "i'll make sure you can't walk after this."

a polite yet loud cough interrupts childe, drawing the both of your attention towards to the opened sliding door, standing none other than the yashiro commisioner, ayato. the tension in the air is palpable, the head of a esteemed inazuma clan walking in as you're drunkenly about to sleep with a wanted fatui figure though somewhere in your mind you reason it was a vip room of the izakaya and how rude it was for ayato to cockblock you with such a handsome face, the fox faced man is bending down to cup your chin, his fan against the side of your cheek.

"such a pretty woman like you is more suited to birth my heirs, don't you agree beautiful? i can give you prestige and love you better than an intoxicated encounter that doesn't even promise you forever."

ayato's words are as smooth as honey with his gloved thumb stroking your lips and gaze holding yours though childe doesn't appreciate it, he isn't against a competition (one he feels confident he'll win.)

when childe thrusts into your cunt, he smirks as you moan around ayato's length, remarking about smugly. "aw, does it feel that good whore? getting fucked by two men, what a cockhungry girl you are. your slutty sounds made even the kamisato head want to give that loose mouth of yours a try, you really think you could be his respected lady? you'll crawl back to me, i'll take care of us and your kids." the whole time, childe's relentlessly snapping his hips and grinding his tip into your cervix, making sure to fuck even his precum deep inside your walls.

ayato tuts, hand petting your hair gently as he rocks slowly in and out of your mouth, letting you set your own pace sucking up and down his cock while getting closer to his orgasm every time he sees tears spring up in your eyes, from childe's words and how his cock head bumps the back of your throat, cooing and rubbing soothingly at your neck. "shhh, don't listen to him. you're doing so well, making us feel so good. i'll fill your sweet cunt soon, make you my perfect wife. don't worry your little head with any duties, i'll look after you. don't you trust me more than this fatui?"

their jabs at each other and attempts of swaying you with their words fade over time as they're lost in the pleasure of your holes and how you look and feel around them. as ayato pours compliment after compliment, childe degrades you simultaneously. it's overwhelming on your mind and cunt, when they both fill you up with their girths inside your abused pussy that's already leaking copious loads from both of them, cum drying up on your mouth n pussy lips. the splitting sensation n how they're finding primal pleasure inside your most intimate parts has you climaxing around them, clenching down and making them pump their cum right into your womb. there's no way you can figure out who the father is until after birth!

(what if it's twins. one ginger, the other a frosty blue.)

life update utc for who ever cares <3

thank you sweetheart! 'm here and there with my life. i'm glad you're getting better, how did you find the recent event quest if you've done it? the ayato waiting arc seems to be everyone right now, how exciting! i wish you the best of luck in getting him/he will come in the first pull! i keep trying to get jade cutter for him n failin.

kind of drowning under the amount of lectures i have to catch up on and very much complaining about how there is no eye candy to motivate me. i can't stand this much chemistry without albedo or coding without xiao,,, why am i not on their laps as i learn. also, the weather where i am is atrocious and i am perpetually tired so it's put a pause on writing as often. it's hard to think about sex when you're stressed hehe.

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

oh please do you have any more thoughts on mean MC 🙏🙏

Imagine Yae Miko from Genshin. Not necessarily a bad person but very self interested and sassy that would be a total bitch to you if you cross them.

They probably refused to sign Azul's contract at first in front of their friends just to watch them grovel and teach them a lesson. Also nearly smacked Azul when they insulted them. I can imagine Azul hates to be around them because he's forced to realize just how to act to others, self-interested and intimidating. I can also see a mean Yuu just reminding Azul how disgusted their younger self or his mother would be of him, bringing up old wounds– or just even saying 'I'd have bullied you too' how obvious his insecurities are.

Probably insulted the hell out of Riddle when they brought up their upbringing. Sassed the hell out of Leona in their encounter in the botanical gardens and smacked Ruggie for even putting a hand near their pocket.

Vil hates to be around this MC because they despise the way they treat and judge people's appearance. Yuu always brings up how all that makeup could never hide his blatant insecurities. That's not very fairest of them all of him

Don't get me started on Crowley– poor guy is always roasted (rightfully so).

The crazy part is that no one would ever believe someone if they said that Yuu was the kindest person ever. Always sacrificing themselves for others at the end of the day and putting themselves second. How they're so sweet to the NPCs that get affected by the main cast.

What's even crazier is how kind Yuu was at the start of the year, even offering friendship and a smile when Ace was bullying them and calling them names. Even when they were constantly being used and insulted by everyone around them and expected to smile through it. Even when they were taken into a completely different dimension and ridiculed for being 'exotic' as they'd say.

Who's to blame them when they give up on their nature and bite back at everyone else? They don't even want to live anymore because of how they are treated, hoping to just give up on everything.

Yuu isn't even their name– it's the only thing that everyone referred to them as. It was never their name, only "you".

[greenteaanon]

The Deity of Life

Genshin Cult AU Fluff AU

Gender Neutral Reader

Right as you step out from behind your sitting statue. A small Red dressed Child, "oh hello there" You quietly greeted. You brush off some dust and dirt that had gotten on your white and gold adorned toga. The young girl Approached you and said "Hi!" You smiled back.

Taking in on how the child looks like you notice a familiar red charm "Oh? Pyro...What a Passionate Soul you have Child" You Complimented Hoping she would not take it the wrong way. "Hehe Thank you! What's your name?" The child Beamed. "Ah that would be Y/n, And you are?" You questioned back "I'm Spark Knight Klee of the Knights of Favo—" She was cut off with a Shout of her name. "Oh no! Master Jean is here" Klee gasped as she hid behind you.

"Need not worry Klee, for you are in my shrine No harm shall come to you" You Patted the small child on the head for reassurance. "Klee where are y—" the Young lady calling out for the small child called Shocked on what she was witnessing. "Your Grace!" The Lady in The knights Armour kneeled. "Oh please Do not Kneel my dear Dandelion Knight" you Said and you pulled her to your feet "Your soul is full of freedom, My Dandelion Knight I've heard about your deeds from the Wind" you greeted. "Thank you so much!—and oh Uh...Do you...mind...Klee hugging you?" She questioned shyly "Why of course not, While we are at This Conversation Do you mind Showing me around Mondstadt" You smile brightly at her. She happily Obliged She tried calling Klee to her side but you insisted on carrying the small child. Your creations Leo Minor and Trifolium.

The City of Mondstadt wasn't as far as it looked from underneath the willow tree you once were. Carrying the small child as You tell her stories about the creation in the world of Teyvat you can't help but laugh at her antics. Jean looks back at you two seeing the God that created all of them right there Caring for the Young Knight. You suddenly went to a halt when you felt the wind circle you. "If it isn't the Anemo Archon" you Sing songed Jean turned her head side to side to look at who you were referring to.

"Your Grace! it's wonderful seeing you openly Exploring the city I've cared for" The cheerful Bard in Green Beamed. "It's been a while Barbatos, Care to join us?" you asked one of your most loyal acolytes. The bard Excitedly agreed to join you on this walk.

Everyone Gawked in awe upon seeing their creator walk the streets of their humble hometown. "Oh such a fine City, I'm glad it has thrived without any interferences" you smiled in delight "Oh miss Y/n should really Try fisherman's toast" Klee pulled your shoulder towards a stall to the left. You looked up at the sign "Good Hunter..." You wondered "...Of course why not, Would you two like something?" You questioned looking back at Jean and Venti.

"Ah no thank you Your Grace" Jean Kindly Declined. "please no I insist" you retorted putting Klee down on the floor. "I want some fisherman's toast" Klee Jumping up and down trying to get your attention "mmhm, Go on you to Go order what you want, I'll pay" you nodded at Klee and looked back to the two anemo users. "I guess it wouldnt hurt eat" Jean shrugged as she added an additional order.

You of course having no idea what to do to order just asked venti to order. Sara the owner of Food Hunter Gawked at the sight of you, and their hidden archon along side the acting grandmaster and Klee. "G-Good Morning your Grace! What would you like today?" You smile softly "Fisherman's toast, Some Mushroom Pizza and Two Sticky honey roasts please" Sara stammered to quickly ge the dish started. You all enjoyed your foods Venti cracking jokes here and there. Some people looking in Awe.

When you see a Blonde Traveller walk by, You got up in a rush avoiding to scare your newly met companions "Aether!" You Gasped as the Blonde Traveller looked at you. "MOM/DAD/ZAZA!" Aether shouted as he rushed to you. You opened you arms wide. "Oh my Child I missed you so much" you hugged him closer than ever His face digging into the crook of your neck"

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In not sure what to put for the gender neutral term...looked it up and saw "ZaZa"

Part 1

Part 3...(Soon)

[sgcairo]

quick question is dottore lanky boney body or abs buff in your opinion

He's giving daddy long legs energy.

Okay but this is my chance to cry about his character model because WHAT IS THIS:

EXCUSE ME SIR WHO LET YOU LEAVE SNEZHNAYA LOOKING LIKE THAT??? I JUST WANT TO TALK-

He looks short and I'm devastated.

Maybe it's just the perspective of the trailer, but it's also- It's not giving Dottore.

While I think this is a clone, what is this man doing? Where is the gaunt, bony and sharp angles Doctor that would add to his evil energy?!

He's definitely bony and lanky, in my opinion. Of course, he probably has some muscle, else he wouldn't be a Harbinger, but I would pin it as lean muscle, just because I can't see him as being buff. Capitano? Yes, buff all the way. But Dottore? The man who barely eats or sleeps? Nah. Nope, he has little to no body fat at this point.

I just... my brain said dorito shape and who am I to say no.

The model isn't the worst glow down in Genshin by far- They did Diluc dirty with that glow down (you know the one). But still- Dottore's hair looks like a limp noodle and I'm crying blood.

And his outfit... I'm going to roast it because what in the mother of all character design failures is that? He's got wings coming off one side of his coat/suit thing, one of those ten dollar kids harnesses that parents use at theme parks, and random straps everywhere? His hair even lost its poof!

I'm... distressed. But I will hold my final verdict until I see the cut scenes that include him, I will give Hoyoverse the chance to redeem his character design.

The real question is: who let him off the leash? Keep him within five feet, dear Harbingers. He's unhinged and an arsonist.

Come get your child, Tsaritsa, he's terrorizing innocents with his random buckles.

I'm not saying it's the worst glow down, it definitely caught me off guard though.

[shera-dnd]

Genshin really has a way of taking characters I find just kinda cool and then making them extremely fun and interesting

First was Rosaria being a reverse Raven Branwen, then Ei being a dweeby programmer, then Kokomi being like neurodivergent as all fuck, and now everything about Ningguang's hangout event

So I played through all the endings, because mama needs those primogems, and with the exception of the northland bank one, all of them had a wonderful way of adding more flavor to her character

First I love how she likes taking care of kids. Like as a very business driven and work focused woman it would be very easy to play her as a disinterested and neglectful mother figure (god I hate that trope), but instead she shows genuine care for a bunch of kids she isn't even related to

Then there's the fact she makes board games in her free time. Which is like already dorky as shit all on its own, but the even better part is that she sucks at it and keeps making her games too complicated. Like she's so hyper competent at everything else that I just love that she has this hobby she loves, but sucks ass at

AND THE BEST PART! Her fucking backstory. Like yes, it's basically capitalist bootstraps bullshit, but I guess in a setting where if you're ambitious and determined enough the gods will give you super powers it isn't like completely impossible made up crap like it is IRL

But I just I adore that dissonance so much. Like this character who seems like she's peak business woman sugar mama, used to basically dumpster dive in search for stuff she could scrap and sell for some pocket change. She did odd jobs for just about every business in town. She used to catch fish with her own bare hands and then roast them for lunch. On top of doing all her house chores, and helping the family business

Like imagine her taking you to her favorite restaurant, and instead of being some fancy place, she takes you to a little food stall that sells super greasy food, because it's the only place in town that serves grilled fish burned just right to get that extra flavor

Imagine her taking off her long ass gloves to reveal that her hands are all rough, and calloused, and covered in little nicks and cuts from all her odd jobs

God I'm so gay for this bitch now. I really need to find some good content of scrappy struggling worker Ningguang, that's so much my shit

[samsspambox]

i’m not sure if you play genshin, but i was on my friends account and she has a character named childe. I tried him out AND HIS ARCHERY?? ATROCIOUS.

Man’s literally throws the arrow, and his posture is terrible. I just thought it was hilarious because Vyn would loathe him, and think he’s a disgrace to his sport.

heyo nonnie! i don't play genshin but am familiar with it! i can wholeheartedly agree with you: vyn would roast the fuck out of archers in popular media. at least, the ones that didn't know what they were doing jdbsjd

childe from genshin? on his shit list now lmaooooo (i looked him up just to make sure i didn't confuse him for thoma and,, luke is that you? IM KIDDKING)

hawkeye in the first avengers movie? he'd laugh bc trick arrows don't just shoot like regular arrows! i think, idk too much amount archery either i just want vyn to roast the fuck out of hawkeye sjkdbksb

merida from brave isn't safe either. oH AND DONT GET HIM STARTED ON ROBIN HOOD.

i feel like whenever he'd get asked 'hey, what do you do for fun' and he'd respond with 'archery' and the other person would respond with 'like robin hood!' he'd die a little inside.

vyn having beef with fictional archers is so funny to me, thank you for this nonnie