#this isn’t targeted at anyone in particular i cropped out usernames for a reason seriously be chill about it

[cartoonchaos]

i let these slide with only a clarification in the replies back when i first made this post because it was an inevitable joke. but now that this post is picking up steam again and everyone is making this exact joke again, can i just say that this is such an unfunny thing to circle back to on a post explicitly about a character being not just literally aroace but having aromanticism and asexuality be a fundamental part of their character. it’s not a creative or interesting bit, you know what i meant by “untumblrsexifiable” and it very clearly isn’t “i’m against old man fucking” do you even know how much billford i reblog. I am extremely in favor of fucking that old man. that’s not what i’m talking about though. stop doing this.

shoutout to michael from the good place for being a fanciful powerful silly childish demon character in the body of an untumblrsexifiable goofy old man. shoutout to him and janet for at every turn implying the concept of a potential love interest would be ridiculous and even unthinkable. shoutout to making up the concept of soulmates as a torture method because you think it’s stupid. shoutout to “kissing is disgusting, you’re just mashing your food holes together. that’s not what they’re for.” shoutout to forgiving the evil in your nature only to realize there is no evil or nature and your change is your own. shoutout to “the reason is friends.” shoutout to all the “humans are horny overcomplicated flesh puppets” characters that longed so desperately for that flesh and those complications, and shoutout to the one that made it. shoutout to the honorary human that could.