#this isn’t a humble skinny brag btw i do actually have pretty big/muscular thighs which is why i was surprised

[tauruswiftie]

screaming crying throwing up bc i ordered my first pair of ~curvy~ jeans thinking they would actually fit me and like. the waist/hip fit is perfect but then they went and made the thigh fit HUGE so it still looks disproportionate 😭 at this point i might just get all my jeans tailored or sth like clothing companies need 2 PAY for the war crimes they have committed against the curvy girl community i’m being soo fr