#this is why i’m chenle biased

[winwintea]

yknow what i wanna do

to fuck with an idol (chenle) basically

pull up to a meet n greet with one of these bad boys

take out the film so there’s no photo coming out

ask said idol (chenle) to pose for the camera and take it (it makes a flash still even if there’s no film)

then laugh in their face (chenle) when they find out i did not in fact take a photo

[ohmygs-blog]

hey bestie!!! this is going to be a long one lol.

i absolutely love halloween so let me word vomit some ideas to you. trigger warning, i am a theatre kid so i will list some musical themed ones.

- phantom & christine (phantom of the opera)

- gomez & morticia (addams family)

- brad & janet (rocky horror)

- bonnie & clyde

- spider-man & mary-jane or gwen stacy (FOR MARK PLEASE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE SPIDER-MARK)

- emily & victor (corpse bride)

- rapunzel & flynn/eugene (tangled)

- frankenstein’s monster & bride of frankenstein

- siren/mermaid & pirate (sexy)

- ghostface duo (sexy)

- lifeguards (sexy)

fun fact: new & younghoon from the boyz dressed up as emily & victor for halloween 2021 during maverick era & it was iconic.

also, feel free to have one of the dreamies dressed as what the girl would usually be like jungwoo has been bella swan & rose from titanic. (totally can see haechan wanting to wear a wig & dress to be the prettier one)

hi bae 🫶 not the warning 😭 i’m a bit of a theatre kid myself lolll

no bc why do i wanna write chenle wanting to be ghostface instead of what i already wrote… just makes sense and would be so sexy tbh hmmmm

yesss already had spider-mark in mind hehehe

was totally going for a rapunzel vibe with renjuns costume suggestion n idk why but i really wanted to pirate costume but couldn’t think of anything to go with it so thank uuuuu

i did already write haechans but no bc i can perfectly imagine him being like im the girl bc im sexy???

fun fact for u: tbz were like my ults at this time + new and younghoon were my biases soooo i remember being literally insane over them

[sungbeam]

i wanted to answer the reblog but i was worried the thread would get too long😭😭 ( not wanting to disturb people lol )

i’m so happy that you’re so happy over my reblog😭😭 sometimes u just gotta read them ten times !!

jungwoo is just *melts* i shouldn’t even start bc i won’t be able to stop. why am i so touched that you think it makes sense i bias him😭 also LIU NCT EDITION ?!?!?!?!?!?! JUNGWOO INSTALLMENT ?!?!?!? words isn’t enough ( czennie tumblr would love it i just know it ! )

all these projects😭😭 either way, i’ll definitely be cheering u on if u chose to do it🤧 ( also need to know your nct bias / biases beam~~~ )

ahh no i totally get that !! i think blr shortens long posts on the dash for that reason, but whichever ur more comfortable with ^^ no cuz ur reblog really made my day dora, tysm again :'))

AWWWH i can def see u as a jungwoo girlie tho, it just makes sense to me bc he seems like the type to like people who r as sweet and golden hearted as u r :')) it kinda matches w how u bias juyeon haha YES THE LIU NCT VER !! once i finish the tbz one, i was thinking of doing liu for another group and nct made sense, but we'll have to see how much energy i have left 😭 (tysm for ur excitement tho!! i super appreciate it)

omg my nct biases hehe mark lee is actually my ult :')) and the rest of my bias/wrecker line includes ten, chenle, and jaehyun!! wbu :0

[lunarsun12]

The Wrath of Beomgyu Part 4/4

Masterlist

Previous Part

After Beomgy discovered the news that Taehyun got his dream job. He was furious that his plan failed and reveal the real reason why started to act so extreme. Due to sharp eye from Taehyun as he noticed Beomgyu extreme behaviour.

However things, meets more to eyes..

TXT Family Chat

Today 22:00

Beomgyu🐻: THIS IS NOT FAIR!

Soobin🍞: Sweetie calm down!

Beomgyu🐻: AFTER ALL THIS, HE GOT WHAT HE WANTS. I AM NOT HAPPY

Let’s have a lovely flashback on what happened, when Taehyun got his letter…

After Soobin read that text from Beomgyu. He heart and immediately grabbed Kai, as fast as possible to get home before Beomgyu get his hands on Taehyun letter.

Heuningkai: Why are we running?

Soobin: No time to explain, we have to get home before your brother makes it worse and Taehyun really leaving for good

The panic Soobin and a confused Kai were running home. What they didn’t realised Taehyun is already back home.

Taehyun: Beomgyu give me the letter

Beomgyu: No, I won’t give you the letter

Beomgyu stand on his tippy toes, as he know Taehyun can’t reach.

Taehyun: Don’t be childish and give me the letter! I need to fill in the paperwork’s

Beomgyu: Paperwork’s? What do you mean?

After hearing the noises, Yeonjun came out of the room and saw Taehyun and immediately hugged him.

Yeonjun: Appa is sorry, for lying it was all to help you

Taehyun: Yeah Yeah, App can you make Beomgyu give me the letter

Yeonjun: Oh sure! Beomgyu give him the letter

Beomgyu: Not until he tells me, what’s in it! Ohhhh I bet it something important. I will flush it down the toilet then

Before Beomgyu has chance, to ran to the bathroom. Yeonjun grabbed him my the arm and give the look don’t even think about it.

Yeonjun: If I was you, give Taehyun the letter before I get my belt to beat you up

Beomgyu angrily gave the letter to Taehyun and plopped himself on the couch with a poor on his face.

Taehyun opened the letter and sighed in relief, that his paperwork’s is safe. Right on cue Soobin and Kai opened the front door and saw Taehyun holding the letter. Soobin sighed in relief.

Soobin: So you got in?

Taehyun: Yeah…I found an hour ago. I got an email, I just need to do the paperwork. They like to old school

Taehyun: They found me going missing, due to neglect in the house so touching. The offered the job

Taehyun: Chenle has really a big brain, thanks Eomma for making stay with them

Heuningkai: You made us go outside for nothing Eomma?

Soobin: How am I supposed to know, Taehyun actually talked to our neighbours

Beomgyu suddenly started screaming and saying it is not far! Taehyun got the job after all the trouble, he went through.

Yeonjun: Yah kid! Why are you acting like a baby, that is Kai job

Heuningkai: Hey! I am not a baby! I am fragile

Beomgyu: I don’t care! I just want revenge!

Beomgyu stormed into his room.

Soobin: Congrats Taehyun! Beomgyu is really upset

Taehyun: I will talk to him, I have feeling something is more to it…

After many attempts Beomgyu, refused to open the door. Which resorted to Taehyun using the group chat to get his attention.

TXT Family Chat

Taehyun🦊: Beomgyu! C’mon man talk to me! I’m really sorry for ruining your stuff. I was really angry at that time

Heuningkai🐧: Hyung! Taehyun is really sorry!

Soobin🍞: Let’s put sad mood on Taehyun celebration day

Beomgyu🐻: IT ALL ABOUT TAEHYUN OR KAI NEVER ABOUT ME

Soobin🍞: Beomgyu that not true!

Beomgyu🐻: IT IS YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT TAEHYUN ACHIEVEMENTS AND ALWAYS CALL KAI CUTE. AS WELL APPA ALWAYS TELLING ME TO GO AWAY WHEN KAI COMES HE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING

Yeonjun🐯: What did I say? About bragging about Taehyun

Soobin🍞: I guess I overdid it…

Soobin🍞: Yeonjun, I can’t believe you acted so biased to one child

Taehyun🦊: I told you…there is something more to it. Beomgyu only wants attention

Heuningkai🐧: Hyung, if Eomma and Appa doesn’t care about you. Me and Taehyun will!!

Beomgyu🐻: I WANT EOMMA AND APPA ATTENTION ONLY! I WAS HERE FIRST!!

Soobin🍞: Beomgyu, we are sorry! For ignoring you! We thought you are fine with it, we didn’t realise you want our attention

Yeonjun🐯: Yes we are! How about we make it to you? We can take on shopping spree, to get that new shiny guitar you wanted

Soobin🍞: As well spend the whole day with us. With none of siblings around

Beomgyu🐻: Really? You do that!!

Soobin🍞: Next time, tell us if you feeling left out. We will change…RIGHT Yeonjun

Yeonjun🐯: I guess so…Sometimes it’s hard not to be biased

Beomgyu🐻: Appa, can I do another makeover on your friend

Yeonjun🐯: Of course, in fact I will call him tomorrow!

Heuningkai🐧: Hold on a mins…Appa favourite has always been Beomgyu

Taehyun🦊: Yes! Eomma always babies Beomgyu. Even though he claims he has no favourite

Yeonjun🐯: Oh look at the time, let’s get ready to take Beomgyu shopping tomorrow

Soobin🍞: Oh yes yes

Back at Soobin and Yeonjun Chat

Soobin🍞: I’m so glad the plan works!

Soobin🍞: Even though it got blown out of proportion then intended

Yeonjun🐯: It’s all worth it! Getting him to confess, he missed us. Is really cute

Soobin🍞: That hurt, when he called us names. It hurts so much to brag about his other siblings. I love my kids equally

Yeonjun🐯: Hun, we all know even the kids knows you love Beomgyu a bit more

Yeonjun🐯: Unlike me, I always show who is my favourite. Gotta set the hierarchy in this household

Soobin🍞: Let’s get some sleep! I’m so exicted to spend time with Beomgyu again! He became ever so moody since Kai and Taehyun came

[lqfiles]

wow! who would’ve guessed chenle was biased and his judgement was clouded? ME! THATS WHO. his feelings were valid but it’s still so fucked that he literally just chose to mute her IGNORE her.. he felt like shit so his response was to make her feel like shit??? idgaf. miss ning yizhou i salute u cuz i woulda showed up at his door.

also the simple ass “i’m sorry” DO BETTERRRRER SHE DESERVED BETTER THAN THAT… THE SWITCH UP?? fuck offffffffffff

anyways do we ever find out who the friend who replaced him w the gf was…. is it jisung… are they linked like i thought they’d be… is that why jisung takes a break every month… or is it just jwisungs boy period

—🪼

I AGREE and it’s definitely what made ningning snap herself, because he’s punishing her for his own doubts, yes they were caused by her in a way, it still was a shitty move of him! he’s pushing his own insecurities onto her, that’s not her fault. if it wasn’t for ningning he would’ve continued to ignore her for a bit longer probably (at least she called him out on his bullshit) WE WILL GET INTO THE APOLOGY MORE NEXT CHAPTER TRUSTT

and plsshdjd it has nothing to do with jisung’s boy periods omfg that made me laugh 😭😭😭 just filler characters that fill the plot

[wh0r3r4ngh43]

❦ About Me ❦

Just a lil random stuff to get to know me better<3

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My background info:

⌞ My name is Ali (I also like being called “Al” or “Alex”), I’m 18 (2005) and I’m from Sweden.⌝

I was born in Sweden but moved to South Africa when I was young and grew up there until I moved back to Sweden 4 years ago ^^ I’m not rlly connected to my Swedish roots, so that’s why my first language is English n etc.

I’m afab but currently unsure what I’d label myself as gender-wise, so any pronouns are fine<3 Though, They/them is probably my most preferred. Sexuality wise, I’m unlabeled/unsure. What I do know for sure is that I’m very much not straight XD

I’m currently finishing my last year of school before uni, and I’m currently majoring in “Social Studies”. I plan to eventually study onwards to become either a criminologist or someone that does research in psychology (regarding the brain).

Important to note:

⁀➴ I’m diagnosed with “AuDHD” (a combination of ADHD and Autism), so pls be patient with me and respect boundaries.

Groups I stan:

Main-> SVT

Besides them, I also (mainly) stan NCT + BTS.

I’m “into” a bunch of other groups tho, but I’m usually just a casual listener.

Main Biases:

✮ diehard Hoshi lover ✮

practically all of SVT tbh, but I adoreee BSS

Suga has such a special place in my heart fr

in NCT it varies from time to time—currently: Chenle, Haechan, Xiaojun, TEN, Johnny, Jaemin, YangYang

Hobbies/Interests:

Music: KPOP, Rap/HipHop, R&B and practically anything that I just happen to like.

Languages: I rlly enjoy studying/learning languages. School has kinda fucked up my flow when it comes to keeping up with the specific languages I want to learn.

Dance: It’s not something I do often atm bcs I’m living in an apartment with oldass neighbors, let alone the fact that I live with my grandparents who do NOT like noise.

Guitar: Currently trying to relearn the guitar, but it’s hard to find time for it.

Gaming: I really love gaming, despite how pissed off it manages to make me lmao. I loveeee anything resident evil n Silent Hill related :D. Open world games like Skyrim are things that I also adore. Besides allat, I tend to stick to horror games; shooter games; RPG; and fighting games like tekken. Sadly I game on a crusty old Xbox, but I love it regardless.

Fixations lmao: Being neurodivergent, I have hyperfixations that vary from week to week or month to month, as well as long-term special interests. What I’m rlly into rn is: Sharks, dinosaurs, history (like ancient Egypt n the medieval times), tigers (I’m not even joking, I blame Soonyoung tbh), psychology, criminology, neuroscience in general, and silent hill deep-dives XD. Not all of this at the same time though, it varies every few weeks but usually switches between these things.

SEVENTEEN in general: I’ve been a KPOP stan for YEARSSS omfg I feel old. Started being a carat around 2015, around 2017-2019 I was focusing on other groups like EXO n BTS. I was switching back and forth from SVT, but became a huge carat again early 2023.

I think that’s all? Otherwise I might update this later<3

Feel free to DM me btw^^ I’m always open to making new friends!

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[jaeyunluvr]

WE SO ARE 🤞🏽🤞🏽 being a nctzen is SO TOUGH. oh my gosh. i had to unfollow so many accounts on twitter because it just stressed me tf out. I THINK ABOUT 2018 NEOCITY EVERYDAY. black on black was so peak oh my gosh

asking unit wise is SO REAL because out of the 80 members, u know 34 are my biases

1) nct 127 bias: jaehyun (of fucking course), nct u: all of them tbh, nct dream: jeno (and haechan recently), wavy: xiaojun

okay i’m ngl, this is not the full list. cuz mark lee has had my heart for years (he’s my bf ask anyone) and i love ten and jonny and taeil and hendery and yuta and all of them. my bias fluctuates tbh

2) OH MAN. okay. nct 127: chain (or vampire unironically), nct u: deja vu or timeless, nct dream: my first and last or drippin, wavy: turn back time and love talk

other faves: golden hour, welcome to my playground, wakey wakey, misfit, 0 mile, istj, PERFUME, hello future, and so many more

honestly i have to ignore heeseung right now otherwise ill actually lose my mind

that’s so exciting!! i’m pakistani!!

BLACK ON BLACK WAS THE ERA

okay lemme just do mine as well

nct 127: jaehyun *cries*, nct dream: haechan (he's like my ult of ults), chenle ten, (my first ever nct bias and still stands high on the ult bias list) xiaojun😭 and yes mark lee does have everyone's heart, and i love hendery a lot too, and cutie jisung a lot😭😭

2. i don't know why i asked you this because i myself can never choose a fav song i listen to every damn track on every single album nct has ever made.

but here we go, nct 127: favourite, cherry bomb (queen of bridges right there), SIMON SAYS, gimme gimme, sticker (i genuinely love this song) this is like top 5 for title tracks and if it's bsides my list will not end until i put every song on it

nct u: without you, baby don't stop (this song got me into nct), volcano, round&round

nct dream: my first and last, go, glitch mode, we go up

wayv: let me love u, turn back time, moonwalk (such an underrated bop)

other faves- haertbreaker, DESIGNER, paradise, mad city, good thing, touch (bring back cute ass 127 boys), chain, city 127, lips, lipstick, welcome to my playground, mad dog, lemonade, ay-yo, DRIPPIN (i'd give my soul out for this), 119, walk you home, beautiful time, 7 days, irreplacable, ANL, saturday drip😭, broken melodie, POISONNNNN, blue wave, take off, let me love u, action figure😭 -i tried my best to shorten the list

i will TRY and ignore heeseung :)

and yayyyyy neighbourssss <;33

[lvlyhao]

『you’re dating him but he’s not your bias』

reaction fic; NCT Dream

A/N: this is nct dream’s reaction to realizing your bias is not him (and you’re a couple). gender neutral, got way too deep at some points and was NOT meant to be this long. enjoy.

note that english is my second language and i speak mixing slang, accents and spellings from 3283928 places so i did notice there’s practice written with both s and c down there so

just dont mind it pls

also, today’s photo theme is dream looking cute in low quality shots.

𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓻𝓮𝓼: fluff (♡), angst (❆), comedy (☼), crack (⍢).

𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼: lots of swearing, my tough love for the neos, one mention of cheating that doesn’t actually happen, a couple of mentions of alcohol and drinking, some violence hidden in metaphors, me being chaotic, it got a bit more angsty and darker than i intended, but we do have all happy endings.

word count: 6.8K

pairing: nct dream members x reader ( includes mark, renjun, jeno, haechan, jaemin, chenle, jisung)

disclaimer: the characters in the story below do not reflect real people or present real facts. this is purely fictional, and you may not copy, change, translate or repost my work in any way. all rights reserved © cherry-hyejin 2021.

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Mark

oh, poor baby

i feel like he would be a little heartbroken 

just a little

not so much if it’s someone from dream, because they’re his little brothers, but if it’s one of his hyungs from 127 or wayv,,,,,

boy might cry

he’s not super dramatic about it or anything but i don’t see him as being super confident about himself

so he might think like

“do they think he’s cooler than me?”

and it’s silly, yes, he knows

but it’s just something that pops up in his mind sometimes when you bring him up

so for the sake of this fanfic let’s pretend you’re johnny biased

because gods know i am

at least when it comes to 127

mark would be divided into fanboying with you and being like “YO, HE’S THE COOLEST GUY ON EARTH OH MY GOD I’M SO GLAD YOU AGREE”

and

“a h”

<gives you a little tiny smile to cover up the sound of his heart breaking>

would constantly try to get closer to you when johnny is around, and just

showing off in little (kinda dumb) ways

complimenting you

being even more whipped than usual

like yes he’ll give you all of his watermelon slices just please don’t look at johnny like that again

i think johnny would kind of play into it with the whole “imma steal your s/o” thing

and he doesn’t do it to make mark jealous or hurt

we know he’d rather get hit by a train than ever actually upsetting his son on purpose

but we also know he’s johnny

cue “OH DUDE HE’S FLIRTING”

so yeah he might call you lil pet names (beautiful, cutie, you get it)

just to see you giggle 

(and see your soul leave your body)

might say he’s taking you out for dinner when he’s just driving you to get more ice cream for a movie night with the gang lol

and winks

expect a lot of winks

anywhere and anytime

which makes mark sometimes feel like he’s intruding???

and that you appreciate johnny more than him???

he genuinely doesn’t understand how you can date him and still not have him as your bias

don’t you like, love him above everyone else or smth lol

his “showing off” phase eventually fades tho

now every time you hang you with the boys and johnny is around, he’ll be a bit more distant 

he thinks he’s giving you space to interact with his friends but he’s just shying away from competing with one of his favourite people ever

and it’s a competition that Does Not Exist™

but he’s not 100% aware of that

and you’re not that dense 

so ofc you notice

and you wait till you two are alone to talk to him, and he BEGRUDGINGLY admits that you being johnny biased makes him feel kinda small and unimportant

he’d never try to make you change your bias or anything

he just needs reminders that he’s your #1 boy sometimes

which is fine by you

and by him

cus now it’s you calling him pet names all the time

and hugging him

and kissing his cheek

and praising his work

and blowing kisses from across the room

and just telling him straight up that no matter what, you’ll always go to him

(not that you ever had any chance with johnny lmao)

THIS GOES TO SHOW COMMUNICATING IS KEY, CHILDREN

COMMUNICATE

Renjun

wym donghyuck is your bias lol

literally are you fucking kidding him

don’t get me wrong ok

everyone knows renjun loves haechan

they’re bffs and could not live without each other

but at the same time,,,

what is wrong with you

who did he choose as his s/o gods help him

if it was jeno, or mark, or jaehyun, or winwin, or kun, or lucas, or yuta, or taeyong, or ten, or,,,,

literally ANY of his other members

he’d understand your point and be like “ok fine”

but haechan???? hmmm bestie no

he’s not gonna throw a fit

not after the first time you told him anyways

HE WAS SURPRISED OKAY

and he just whined very loudly after having laughed for 5 minutes thinking it was a joke

<flashbacks of that one time he had to sing the ottoke song with haechan on weekly idol>

if you don’t know that iconic scene, renjun had a whole ass meltdown in 3 seconds while yelling “aAAAAAH JINJJAAAAA” and getting ready to punch the living shit out of hyuck

for no reason other than the fact that it’s haechan we’re talking about and injun’s little body is filled with rage

BACK ON TRACK

would probably try to act all cool about it and be like “i don’t mind” but bruh does he mind

and it doesn’t help that haechan is such a little shit about it

he doesn’t even flirt with you

he just

constantly reminds renjun that he’s your bias—not him—and then constantly praises himself over you

“ah, y/n~ did you choose me as your bias because i’m the best vocalist? or was it because i’m the best dancer? mAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE OF MY OH SO BROAD SHOULDERS—”

(pause for injun to punch him)

(unpaused)

and ok in the beginning it was funny seeing him all worked up but now it’s just annoying to be in the same room as these two

haechan won’t let either of you live

and renjun just wants to

fight

so it eventually gets to the point where you’ll talk to renjun and jeno will talk to hyuck cus even the other dreamies are tired of it

except maybe for chenle, he always laughs his ass off when they start bickering

ANYWAY

your conversation goes something like “oh my god renjun i’m literally dating you, i don’t like haechan better or anything you little pile of fury”

while jeno sits hyuck down in front of him and jaemin and just

“bro why are you like this”

“bro”

no but renjun would apologize for going overboard with his protectiveness and jealous energy because he’s not generally like that

he’s angry all the time but never about something involving you, you know

he tries his best to treat you like the royalty you are

but something about hyuck being your bias makes him feel a bit like a castaway???

he’s very creative and as an artsy kid myself i know we’re very prone to feeling left out because we’re just different from the others

so he’d think maybe haechan really has a better voice

or better dancing skills

or he looks better

he is taller than injun after all, and has broader shoulders, and his hair is all fluffy and—

the whole thing just made him insecure about things he had settled with himself long ago

he was fine with being him

but not so much when it came to that

i don’t think you two would fight over it cus tbh i think renjun would really only get with someone who can be very understanding of him

and i think hyuck would actually apologize to renjun too

not when everyone’s around but like, maybe after dinner or something and he just needs to feel like they’re besties again

hyuck never meant for things to get out of control

he just really likes both injun and you as his friends, and aside from skinship his most prominent love language is,,,

teasing

he was really just trying (very poorly) to grow closer to the person his best friend loves so much—you—because renjun is SUCH a big part of his life it would just feel wrong to not be good friends with you as well

don’t tell them i said this but they hug it out

injun strikes me as someone that could take a bit of time to bounce back from something that hurt his pride or his sense of belonging

and his way of healing and bonding is just,,,

art

sure, keep being haechan biased, but also please read with him

and talk about his fantastic animal creations

and watch those buzzfeed unsolved alien theory videos because he really wants to discuss it and maybe even draw what he thinks the aliens look like

hyuck tones it down, you make sure renjun knows you like him for him, renjun starts to (secretly) appreciate hyuck’s talent along with you...

and now let’s take a moment to imagine the minute you watch their latest mv with injun by your side

and yes okay the first thing you see is CLEARLY how good renjun looks because holy fucking shit he’s an angel (and i’m clearly not renjun biased)

but then,,,,,,

wAS THAT A HAECHAN HIGH NOTE

(there’s always a haechan high note, just look for it)

and ok maybe he did scream a bit with you because of how good it all sounded

and you know what, it works out perfectly bc you two are my new otp and you were meant for each other

but we do have to mention the eventual happening of chenle saying like “oOoOoOoH y/N wErE yOu dRoOliNg oVeR hAeChAn AgAiN” after a special stage

and then you, injun and hyuck all attempt to choke him

i’m kidding

or not

Jeno

ah, lee jeno

aka samoyed boi

yes i do call him that no i will not stop

everyone is always writing jeno as being super protective and literally about to burst a lung if someone else ever does as much as look at you

but i just 

don’t see him that way

he’s a taurus and from what i know about taurus they can be v v jealous, yes, but they mainly seek comfort

so he’s fine with you biasing jaemin

as long as you’re not ditching him or anything lol

and ok, imma be 100% honest here even if it sounds like literal no fun (jenojaem wink wonk)

jaemin doesn’t flirt with you

not any more than he flirts with

every other breathing creature

ever

he’s really only platonically interested in you, never remotely romantic or anything lol

on the other side, he is in love with jeno

basically, if jaemin is your bias, jeno is his

so nothing really changes

we know how nomin are, okay

they hold hands, they stare deeply into each other eyes, they nearly kiss at least once every time they go live

it's just them

you gotta respect it bruh

i know this is the most boring reaction ever so let’s create the one (1) instance where jeno would actually dislike that you bias someone else

i think he would feel a bit hurt if you seemed to be more supportive of jaemin’s work than his

and it’s not something big or on purpose

it’s just something like going with him to a recording session but not going with jeno because you have homework

or after a very busy practise day going to praise jaemin first

even if it’s just three words

“you did good”

and then you’re going towards him, he’s gonna feel like maybe he doesn’t deserve your praise as much as nana????

i actually feel like, among the dreamies, jeno is the least confident one when it comes to his performance

he knows he’s not an awful rapper or anything but i think it can be a bit too much, being around such bright and huge presences like the others while his nickname literally means “no fun”

his members are just so loud and full of energy most of the time

and sometimes he just really needs to be quiet and observe in silence 

(yes i do know he’s chaotic and a crackhead, i’m just saying as we know he can be a bit introspective)

so what if you just

stopped seeing him?

did he become invisible to you?

did you finally fall for jaemin’s beautiful smile and stupid pick-up lines?

he’s not gonna let it show that he’s affected, though

earth signs are nearly always the ones to “stay strong” because we have this image that people are relying on us???

so we do what we do

bottle everything up and overwork ourselves bc we only got two modes

1. chill, super balanced and down to earth (ay for the pun)

2. please make us take a break we’re literally about to cry if we work for one more minute but we can’t allow ourselves to fucking take it easy

so yes you’ve guessed correctly, we’re going with 2

jeno is going to go so, SO hard on everything he does 

literally every single activity you can think of from dance practice to photoshoots to cooking for the dreamies

he stays up later than usual to get that one tricky move in the choreo just right

he works out more because he thinks he has to look absolutely perfect for when they shoot the mv

jisung asked for ramen? he’s making it but you bet your ass he’s spending over 40 minutes just chopping so

many

vegetables

AND STUFF THAT JISUNG WON’T EVEN EAT

but he’s doing it anyway for the reason being that it just has to be the Best™

and it’s not like he’s competing with anyone else to be diligent

this is just about being better than he was and showing himself—and maybe you—how painstakingly hardworking and driven he can be

maybe then you’re gonna acknowledge him as much as you acknowledge nana :((

:(((((

writing this is making me downright sad, jeno is so underrated and unaware of his power UGH

and i need to point out this is NOT about making you change your bias from jaemin to him, this is solely about having you recognize his efforts, even if you already do

if you just thought jeno was like going off in work because it was asked of him to, jaemin would DEF notice and talk to you about it

turns out it’s a habit of jeno to go extra hard sometimes and he needs someone to make him take a break

so it goes down like you breaking into the practice room when jeno and jisung were practising

the first reaction is confusion

the second is oh hey babe how are you

third is

a-are you dragging jeno and his bag out of the door while screeching at jisung to order pizza and doughnuts for everyone??

yes you are and i’m proud of you

so jeno is still confused and making those cute “hUh” noises he does omg i love him so much

and you’re just rambling about how much of an amazing artist he is, and you love his voice, and he’s a fantastic dancer, and his expressions and gestures are on point, and he takes such good care of the dreamies and

he’s perfect

and he knows jaemin must have talked to you, and he feels so vulnerable to have you know how on edge he’s been

baby boy just needs some rest

and that’s exactly what you give him, with a bath full of those fancy bath bombs and flower petals and candles at your house/apt

then a quick sheet mask while you massage his shoulders and keep saying how much you genuinely admire him

the mask might be ruined cus he started crying out of exhaustion

after that’s been done and you’ve hugged for at least like 5 min nonstop, you head over to the dorms, where hyuck was in charge of setting up a blanket fort while mork and nana gather board games, jisung gets the food and chenle

well chenle just had to make sure jisung doesn’t forget to order for someone and doesn’t break like 10 plates trying to set the table lol

this is way longer than the others so imma wrap it up

make it obvious and loud that you see and respect jeno’s hard work and he’ll be alright again

and maybe make those game nights a weekly thing when possible, it would make him very happy

he’ll never again feel sad when you praise jaemin cus now he’s sure he does enough, and above all, he is enough

Haechan

haechan = full sun

why would you ever bias someone when you’re dating the goddamned sun

does not understand

but also does not care that much

actually, one out of two really depending on who your bias is

if it’s one of the members he has that tom/jerry relationship with, prepare for so

much

complaining

and clinging

AND HE’D BE SO LOUD OH MY FUCKING GOD

donghyuck please stop screaming about doyoung not deserving to be your baby’s bias, it’s 2 am

on the other hand, if it’s one of the (few) members he,,,

adores with all of his heart and is not afraid to show it

ex: sungchan, jaehyun, taeil and yang2x

then you can bet he’s going to be right beside you whenever you feel like throwing a fit because he’s just so handsome and talented

IF IT’S MARK OSHDISJD

i’m going to write you as being mark biased ok? ok

i honestly don’t know if he’d feel more jealous of mark or of you

he loves you both

a lot,,,,

and he really doesn’t like it when mark blushes when you compliment him

and he doesn’t like it when mark literally just walks past you and you trip over your feet because bro tf u doing, that’s some embarrassing shit

lowkey done with you two

but also PAY HIM SOME ATTENTION

or don’t, he’s fine either way (cue crossed arms and staring at you from across the room until you come give him a kiss)

“he’s pretty cute but i’m cuter right baby”

pouty pouty pouty if he ever feels neglected

will be so fucking annoying lmao i can’t write haechan, i love him but i do understand why renjun is always trying to beat him up

he’d be a show-off in a different way than mark because he can be so petty

will take every chance he gets to pull a one-liner

will sing everything he has to say just so you know he can hit those high notes

what do you mean dream doesn’t have a schedule today

oh man, he could swear they did

because that is the sole reason why he’s wearing his most expensive clothes and shoes + makeup to walk around the dorms, yes

no he doesn’t want to impress you

shut up

will text you like every single fancam he sees on twitter

every

single 

one

and are they mark’s?

lol no, they’re his

he is so genuinely trying to make you a member of his sunflower cult 

<whispers> “tell me i’m your bias” 

“donghyuck what the actual hell why are you standing at the end of my bed in the middle of the night like a fucking demon child”

he really wants to act all cool and composed but he wants to be your bias so fucking bad

he’s a bad bitch all around and just does whatever

cus haechan privilege

and he tends to not care about what people say and think???

bc he knows he’s lee donghyuck

he’s fully aware of the effect he has on people

but you

not biasing him

naw, he can’t take it

will do anything and everything he can to make you say, JUST ONE TIME, he’s your bias

then you can go back to loving (his) mark

so for your sake, for his sake, for mark’s sake

just give donghyuck what he wants

i can promise he’ll keep being an ass no matter what you do

like yeah did you just buy him coffee and his favourite cake? well that’s sweet but iS HE YOUR BIAS YET

“aw babe thanks so much for taking a bullet for me but now please say i’m your bias”

if you still don’t do it, it’s time to be extra petty

will actually drop you for mark

his logic is something like: he can’t be your bias? pity, so he’s just gonna date him instead

and mark is mark so he has no idea what’s going on

everyone in 127 and dream finds this absolutely hilarious cus suddenly donghyuck seems to be doing his best to win over mark’s heart and i mean more than usual???? and he’s treating you like his bro????

<you leaving the dorms to go to uni or smth so you go to hyuck for a goodbye kiss> “no can do, i’m committed”

“i’m your partner”

“no that’s mark”

it’s not 100% a joke when i say i can see him getting down in one knee to propose to mark while making eye contact with you to

assert his dominance

and mark is just

“dude

what HAHAHA”

and you are so done, i’m so sorry you have to go through that bby

i don’t think there’s another way to fix haechan other than just admitting he was your bias for an era, or a comeback or something

like yeah with the other dreamies before him it’s bonding + healing time bc i wrote it all kinda angsty (lol sorry) but with donghyuck

no

“will you stop this if i say you were my bias during reload era”

“mark wasn’t in dream that era tho”

“yes i know”

i say he’s gonna take what he can get and now things can finally go back to normal

with the exception that something else comes along with hyuck being satisfied with you biasing him

he just has a full pass to fanboy over mark now too

what am i talking about?

new 127 mv is out

you: watching it beside haechan and going off about how pretty mark looks

him: going off even harder bc he’s whipped too

this is what a happy couple looks like 

but now i pity mark because he has you two idiots fanboying over him irl

savemork2021

Jaemin

nana is just such a chill and fun guy

i can’t see him being actually jealous or anything if he finds out you bias someone else

and so the two of you become insufferable together

bitch, i’m telling you

he (ur bias) is not gonna have one peaceful day ever again in his entire life

cus you know the thing jaemin does where he just looks at someone doing some random shit and goes “oOoOoH sExY”

yes that thing

he’s doing it to your bias 

and you’re doing it too

and your bias probably wants to run away to some very far away land

PLEASE IF IT’S JISUNG

i’m not gonna write this whole thing as if you bias him but let’s just imagine

two fully grown people

pilling on top of poor, poor park jisung playing games on his phone

“URI JISUNGIEEEEEE

MWOYA, MWOYAAAA~"

i genuinely think he would avoid being around you two at the same time

cus individually he can handle it

like yes y/n please let me go this hug has lasted for about 4 minutes now

or oh hi jaemin hyung my cheeks hurt when you pinch them that hard

but when you two are together

bruh

a power couple not bc you two are v confident or some shit but bc you can and will be extremely affectionate towards anyone that comes too close

and now let’s talk about how it would be if you biased jaehyun

jaemin loves jaehyun

they’re 2jae

2jae are soulmates

therefore,,,, it’s also kinda hellish but in a different way???

bc 2jae are on the end of that spectrum about the neos that know how in love the entire world is with them

they’re too powerful

they’re aware of their charm and they do everything they can to rub it in our faces

so the flirting between 2jae and you would be insane

and i mean insane

insane as in even johnny is kinda disgusted tbh bc

they’re doing a photo shoot with the 23 of them for some shit, idk don’t ask me

and of course, you had to tag along

but oh my god you three, please stop calling each other sexy/hot in weird voices now, the staff is staring

there are def rumours the 3 of you are a poly couple lmao

jaehyun denies everything on social media (throwback to saying “no way lol” when we asked if he REALLY slept in the same bed as jungwoo)

but every piece of content there is of you and jaemin or you and jaehyun or just them is so ridiculously flirty

you can bet there are compilations on youtube like 

“y/n being in love with 2jae for 8 minutes heterosexual”

ok i was having way too much fun with that, moving on

i don’t think he’d ever be actually upset about you biasing someone else

he trusts you and treasures you a lot so he doesn’t see the problem in you also appreciating another one of his members

bc gods know he does

he’s a bit in love with everyone so why shouldn’t you be too lol

one time he would feel a bit blue because of it???

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i think it’s possible he’d turn pouty or whiny or just kinda needy (not in a bad way, he just misses you) when he’s like

done with people

and needs some time away from everything

we know he’s an introvert, even if he acts very, very loud around the boys and it’s honestly just a matter of time until an introvert grows tired of being around humans

it depends on each person, of course, but there’s a 99% chance every once in a while he’ll start to feel too drained

and he’ll need a break to get his energy back

jaemin would probably want you around even when he feels like that, though

i see you being such a big source of comfort for him in a relationship

he enjoys taking care of people so please take care of him too

and for just this one day don’t talk about your bias that much, or don’t leave nana to go over to him to chat

and just cuddle him a lot

that will make him a smiley baby again

and then things are back to how they normally are

and by that i mean most neos hiding from you because they’re scared 

i don’t have a lot to say aside from that so let’s think about the neos that would be the most intimidated by your shared thot aura

dotae would be confused in different ways lol

taeyong would be just ????????????blush/awkward smile/hahaha??????

and doyoung might actually ask what is wrong with you

<points to jeno and his s/o> “why can’t you be like them”

mark would laugh-scream and slap his knee into oblivion whenever you two are cornering him

but then go super shy and be like “dUDE DON’T DO THAT”

resident confident gay jungwoo would rejoice in the attention and make so many goddamned jokes

a literal comedian i love him

i think sicheng and renjun would be on the same wavelength of repugnance towards you lol

chenle would deadass call you weird and tell you to leave him alone

shotaro and kun might faint (or kun will panic-scold you)

taeil is as confused by affection as usual (have you seen the face he makes when haechan kisses him LMFAO he’s smiling but like wondering wtf happened on the inside)

ten is not very amused but might play into it

yangyang: that’s disgusting, man (cue flashbacks to that live with renjun after the from home stage where renjun pretended to lick his hand and slick his hair back,,, catboy injun,,, you know the one)

xiaojun and hendery are such panicked gays they just turn to stare at whoever else is around and make that “help” expression like they’re on the office

haechan is haechan, kinda doesn’t mind it

jeno is used to dealing with this at this point

lucas and yuta love the attention but while yuta will flirt right back lucas is just gonna smile and try to jop his way out of there while screaming

sungchan will go hide behind haechan and say “hyung they’re being dumbasses again”

this turned into ‘how would nct react to you and jaemin being super flirty together’ and i’m not sorry

Chenle

chenle is so fun to write i love him lmao

okay so

he doesn’t strike me as the possessive type with anyone other than jisung (bc i swear he can be a bit jelly towards his bestie but i think it comes with sungie being the sweetest bean ever, he’s just protective)

he’s such a ray of sunshine and witty jokes and dolphin laughter i love him

back to the plot

he literally couldn’t care less about you biasing someone else

b u t

i will say there’s an exception

this exception is tall, kinda lanky, very awkward and born on the 5th of february

you’ve guessed it, it’s jisung

i think most of the time he’d tease THE SHIT out of you for it because c’mon

you had 22 chances not to mess up

and you still somehow ended up biasing jisung? lol do better next time

and this is not me and chenle hating on jisung, please—

he’d just find it funny that your bias is his best friend and

hold the fuck up

your bias is his best friend

oH NO NO NO NO NO

i think after realizing that he would lowkey try to keep you two apart because he’s somehow jealous of both????

and if he can’t help it then you can bet your ass he will be screaming all along

it’s his sweet, dummy jisung

with his sweeter and dummier y/n

what is he going to do

probably has a mini-breakdown with kun because like he’s always wanted you two to get along bUT NOT LIKE THAT

kun will just sigh like the tired father he is and pet his back while saying “there, there”

and a genius idea is going to come to chenle’s mind

you know the teasing thing?

well it’s upgrade time

he’s gonna turn into such a try-hard with tmi and embarrassing shit you two have done

and he’s not trying to stop you from being friends

he just wants you to like

know who you’re befriending

bc i think since he’s really really close to jisung, he doesn’t want you getting closer to him bc you like his idol side alone

and he doesn’t want jisung getting close to you just because you’re his partner either

if you had high hopes for each other and ended up kinda falling face-first into the ground bc it was nothing like you had imagined—

he’d be so broken

because he loves you so much :((((

so like, if you can get past the teasing and annoying barrier he’s putting up, he’ll be more than happy to have two of the most important people in his life being buddies

so get ready for it

if you’re the type of person to go batshit crazy when you drink, oh boy, oh boy

so you and the dreamies are just having dinner when lele feels like it’s the perfect time to disclose some of your drunken adventures

“hey y/n”

“yeah babe?”

“remember that time you got really really drunk on vodka and candy and wanted to call your mom”

“chenle the hell don’t talk ab—”

“but then you tried using the microwave as a phone”

“...”

“...”

“or that other time you were equally as drunk and watched the make a wish mv and cried because you noticed the height difference between xiaojun hyung and lucas hyung”

yeah so now’s the part you get up to chase him around the dorms and try to land a kick

BUT WORRY NOT, HE’LL MAKE SURE TO EMBARRASS JISUNG JUST AS MUCH

he likes doing that when it’s just the three of you though

so picture this

movie night the girls boys

chenle would 100% pick the most terrifying horror movie he can find so that he could see jisung clinging to whoever’s closest to him

and then right before a jumpscare, he’d whisper like

“jisung”

“w-what”

“why don’t you do that thing you were doing while you slept last night”

(honestly, i’d be mildly scared if i heard lele say this with no context at all)

and then the jumpscare happens and jisung is nearly fainting and crying at the same time

but chenle is laughing

and trying to get out what he wants to tell you between wheezes

“he-he” <dolphin wheeze> “hE WAS SINGING CHEER UP BY TWICE WHILE SLEEPING” <more wheezes>

and look this is just gonna go on for weeks until you and jisung are over it

and stop being weird and awkward around each other

lele needs you two to be bros ok

so be bros

once you do adapt to being pals with your bias i think chenle would take the teasing down a notch just to make you more comfortable

and like he’s so happy now the three of you can hang out and there’s just no tension

happy chenle is the thing i love the most i swear to gods

and if you don’t adapt to it?

well,,,

i honestly think he’d be pretty disappointed, cus it means to him one of you isn’t ready to fully embrace the weirdness within????

and like what u scared of

jisung is a weirdo, what about it, so are you

either that or he’d think you’re maybe being judgemental

so yeah please accept jisungie and your dumbass boyfriend

then everyone can be besties

i love thinking about the three of you as just this hellbound chaotic trio

because chenji already wreak havoc wherever they go as the two of them

but now that you’re coming along,,,,

no neo would escape from your pranks ever again (and even members of other groups lmfao watch out sehun, i’m talking to you)

and it’s so incredible infuriating in a good way that it just turns to be endearing

you’re cute as fuck so no one gets actually mad with the shit you pull????

which is dangerous, someone should really keep an eye out on the three of you 

we don’t need sm to be on fire

well we kinda do cus they’re pretty bad but not my point

i said somewhere above that chenle would tone the teasing down but i don’t mean he’d stop

bc c’mon guys

he’s chenle

no limits here

but sorry, i really cannot write jealous!chenle cus his heart is just too pure and filled with joy for him to be jealous for real

last scenario?

chenle after a comeback stage: ya y/n, i was gonna ask how was my performance today but you were probably more focused on jisung’s arms right

jisung is choking on water somewhere behind you

Jisung

it’s maknae time <plays i.n’s maknae on top>

i don’t mean to picture jisung as being like

ridiculously innocent or just downright naive because i really dislike it when people do that

he’s a literal 19 yo and jaemin himself has said he’s not as innocent as we think lol

however

i do see him as being quite new to all things love 

i think you’d probably be his first partner and with first relationships comes a lot of other firsts

first kiss maybe, first time holding hands, first time being jealous….

first time being jealous, yes, focus on that

i don’t think jisung would be aware that like

you not biasing him is even a possibility

cuz you’re dating

doesn’t that come along????

ah poor baby i love him

if you biased chenle i think he’d be just

disgusted and weirded out but okay?? you do you i guess???

he’s comfortable enough with lele to not feel intimidated

but if it’s another member

ESPECIALLY one of the oldest ones

i think it would be a blow straight to his confidence 

you biasing ten, kun, taeil, taeyong, doyoung or johnny and maybe yuta would make him feel a bit hesitant and concerned

his first thought would probably be that you don’t like being with someone as young as him

and who knows, maybe you’re even younger than him, maybe you’re the same age, but what if you actually like older guys??

what about him then???

and jisung doesn’t mean to feel so worried and insecure, ok, pls understand where i’m coming from

first relationships normally take like a very long time to build trust and acceptance of the other person’s feelings bc it’s literally a whole new world for you

and that goes extra hard for jisung because he is so fucking whipped for you it’s still hard to believe you like him as much

and it absolutely does not cross his mind that you’d cheat on him with your bias, GODS NO

he really respects you and his hyungs 

so no, never

that’s not a thing that can happen

but you realize you’re too good for him and maybe see he doesn’t fit your ideal type?

well, yes, that’s what he’s thinking

probably goes straight to chenle or renjun (he talks about renjun so much asjahj) to vent and ask for advice

i think they’d be surprised to see what’s going on inside his pretty little head because it’s so obvious for everyone that you just adore jisung

and they do tell him that

however, i don’t think it would completely calm his nerves, and again, this has nothing to do with not trusting you

it’s just that

his hyungs are so cool…

HE CAN’T HELP IT OK

would probably try to mirror your bias (i’m saying it’s taeyong for the sake of what i’ve imagined ok) and like

grasp onto some of his qualities?

so in his mind taeyong is: nice, sweet, caring, amazing, perfect, smart, perfect, sexy, mature and did i mention perfect

i can see him trying some new rap styles that mimic tyong’s a bit???

like would lowkey learn his raps from cherry bomb and superm’s one and listen to recordings frequently to pick up on how taeyong does it

i think he’d also just change the way he acts in general to dodge a bit from his maknae image

so now he tries to speak with a more formal-ish language and learns random facts about things you like to seem more intelligent???

“good morning y/n, you look as beautiful as one of voiello’s paintings today :]”

“wait i thought that was a pasta brand”

he’s just trying to show you he can be mature and serious if you want him to

long story short, he’s not acting like himself (not that he’s childish, he’s just out of it) and you don’t like it, so you ask about it and wait for him to feel comfortable with sharing

when he does talk about it breaks your heart so much :((

you’re going to need some patience to try and show him you’d choose him, and not your bias, even if you had the chance

they’re completely different people and you love him BECAUSE he’s jisung, not for any other reason

please reassure him so he can go back to acting like his authentic self, i think it would be such a relief for him too

your words and affection are obviously enough for him, but if it ever happens that he feels especially low and insecure again, it would help if your bias talks to him too

and taeyong wouldn’t have a problem with it

actually, scratch that, taeyong probably knew what was going on all along

he just has that motherly 7th sense (ay) that is even more acute with the dreamies cus like 

127 has him, wayv has kun, but dream has…

the dreamies

and that, my friend, is terrifying

anyway he’d come to talk to jisung asking like “what’s wrong buddy :(“ and sungie would be a bit ashamed because it sounds so silly when you say it out loud

of course tyong wouldn’t judge him, and he just really has to tell jisung what is it you and he are always talking about

it’s him

“when they come around to talk and hang out here it all goes back to you, jisungie. they can’t spend one second without mentioning your name

it’s so cute; it’s always like ‘oh jisung would love this’ or ‘jisung likes it that way’

so please be kinder to yourself and let yourself see that they’re in love with you, not with me and not with any other member they ever mention”

jisung would feel 10000000% better

and smiley

and giggly

and oh my god do you really talk about him that much

LOOK HE’S BLUSHING

would just go over to your house immediately and hug you, burying his face on your neck from behind you

and not let go

ever again

the whole situation just teaches him a lot about accepting your love for him and not questioning it 

shut up i’m not crying

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final notes: this was my first work after the humanity series and it was so fun lol i think next up is probs gonna be an ideal type scenario for ot23 (but if i really write it i’m gonna post it by subunit and its gonna be way shorter than this, don’t expect 23K words at once lmao)

if you’ve enjoyed this fic please consider reading my humanity series, which is a zombie apocalypse au with kun <3

[junicai]

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| order no. | 1 / 21

| summary | Jisung knows Aria is pretty. However, knowing something, and seeing it, are two very different things. 

| word count | 1.4k

| warnings | none 

| era | circa. August 2019

Jisung knew that objectively, Aria was vey pretty. Beautiful even. He knew that. Understood the fact that when the makeup noonas got their hands on her, she was downright stunning; dolled up to the nines. 

However, it was hard to remember that fact when he’d seen her at all hours of the night, with sweat matting her hair to her forehead and her eyes sunken in - glaring across the room as if she was going to throttle Renjun if he even dared to try make them run the routine again.

She had attempted the room-length lunge once, but had fallen about a half length short when her knees gave out on her. Renjun’s barely muffled snort put him on the receiving end of her steak-knife glare again, but the effect was muted by the fact that Aria had yet to lift her face from its smushed position on the sprung-wooden floor. 

Even around the dorms, Aria would opt for a more comfortable option of clothing - usually items of loungewear that didn’t belong to her. She’d wander around in Jeno’s too big sweatpants and a filched hoodie from Jaemin’s wardrobe, or in a loose t-shirt stolen from Jisung’s own drawers. 

It was fine - the boys all ended up sharing a lot of their clothes anyway, so when bits and pieces went missing every few days, they’d just have to slip into Aria’s room to collect them. 

Although, he wished she hadn’t taken such a fancy to his new orange sweatshirt. It was fuzzy on the inside and extremely snuggly - which seemed to be the exact reason why after a week of it residing in the back of his wardrobe, it mysteriously went missing. Only to appear a couple of days later on Aria’s person. 

She’d even had the gall to play innocent. 

So, when it came down to it - in black and white - Jisung knew that, yes, Aria could be jaw-dropping when the time called for it.

But that was very different to actually seeing it. 

“Sungie? You okay?” Aria called over from the kitchen, a glass clinking as it hit the counter top.

Jisung had stopped in the middle of a sentence, hands that were idly fiddling with his phone as he mindlessly flicked through Instagram now frozen. He paused for a moment, before rapidly scrolling back up on his feed. 

When Aria received no response, she stuck her head out of the doorway. “Sungie?” She crossed the short distance, peering over his shoulder. “Oh! What’s this?” 

Jisung turned an accusing look on her. “You tell me! You did another interview with VOGUE and didn’t tell us?” He swiped across into the next image on the post, eyes bulging slightly. “VOGUE New York? You went to New York?” 

Aria bit her lip to hold back the smile that she knew was tweaking at the corner of her mouth. “No - we took the photos here, and the company sent it on to the management team over there. The interview was done over the phone, look?” She pointed towards the bottom of the description that accompanied the post, where it stated:

“This interview was conducted over a telecommunications line. Any and all mistakes in the script are due to a bad connection, and are not a representation of the idol or the company.”

Jisung relaxed back into the couch slightly. He wasn’t sure how he could have missed Aria jetting out of the country for a few days, but he’d done it once with Chenle - something which the boy had never let him live down, despite the fact that Jisung had been running a fever and was mildly delirious with the fact that his walls were swimming - and he wouldn’t put it past himself to do it again. 

“Mhm, I think the photos came out pretty nice, but I’m not sure they used many of them. “Aria sounded slightly put out. It was rare that she truly liked her own editorials; she was far too critical of her own appearance in Jisung’s eyes. 

But then again; Jisung was biased. 

He swiped through to the end of the post, seeing no trace of the pictures that she mentioned. 

“Maybe they’re on the official blog?” 

She sighed, patting his head gently. “Nah, I already checked. They used the close up one, but everything else got put in the bin I think. They emailed us back and said the ‘lighting’ was wrong or something, which sounds ridiculous to me, but hey.” She shrugged in fake nonchalance. “It’s VOGUE, who knows.” 

Jisung frowned at her tone. She genuinely sounded upset - and was obviously trying to hide it. 

And failing miserably, if even Jisung was picking up on it. 

“Can I see them?” 

Aria made a sound of confusion in the back of her throat. “See what?”

“The pictures.” 

She hummed in understanding, and then shook her head. “Oh no, Sungie, it’s okay! I’m just blabbering, they’re not anything important don’t worry.” She spun to leave back to the kitchen.

Jisung snagged her wrist and spun her back. “Can I see, noona? Please?” 

Aria squinted at him, eyebrows creasing. “Uh, sure? You don’t have to, I know editorial shoots aren’t your thing.” Despite her words, she was slipping out her phone from her back pocket, unlocking it and scrolling through her gallery to find the pictures. 

Jisung sat slightly impatient, fingers tapping against his knee. She was right - editorial shoots weren’t really his thing. He much preferred the yearbook-style shoots that Dream did; a little more carefree and a little less rigid; but if Aria was bringing this up then obviously there was something to be had. 

She handed over the phone, pointing to the picture on the small digital screen. 

The device was swamped in Jisung’s larger hands, and for the nth time he questioned why she still used an android. 

He cradled it carefully, turning his attention away from the horrific fact that the phone still had a physical home button, and onto the picture displayed above it. 

At first, it was difficult to make out exactly what he was seeing, like his brain was refusing to put the pieces together. There was chiffon, and flowers, and butterflies? And a lot of soft blue colours, but it was like his brain was malfunctioning - a loading circle slowly spinning where basic visual comprehension was meant to happen. 

Had he gone blind? 

Jisung knew he needed to get his eyes checked again, but he didn’t think it was this bad. Maybe it wasn’t blue, maybe that was just the sunlight refracting on the water beneath Aria’s feet - yes that was Aria in the picture, which was good, he recognized her, which meant that no, he wasn’t going blind. 

That’s good. 

“-ungie?” Aria tapped on his shoulder. 

“Noona, when did you get so pretty?” Jisung turned to her, breathing out the words on an exhale with wide eyes. 

Aria retracted slightly and Jisung braced himself for the laugh and accompanying thumb that would have occurred had he said those words to anyone else. 

But this wasn’t anyone else; this was Aria, and Aria was just kind of, standing there? Lips parted slightly in surprise. 

Jisung blinked twice, fumbling with the phone in his haste to give it back to her. He almost dropped it and felt bad for a split second before remembering that it was an android and that was enough for it to deserve to be thrown down the stairs. 

“N-not like you weren’t pretty before it’s just that, in the pictures you - the lighting is good I don’t know what they didn’t like it’s all so blue-”

Aria leant over the back of the couch to ruffle Jisung’s hair with a soft, fond smile. “Thanks, Sungie.”

Jisung leant into the hand. “I mean it, noona. You look great.” 

“I know you do.” She nudged his shoulder with her own, a feat only possible because she was stood up and Jisung was slouching forward on the couch. “But don’t let Jaem hear you say that - he’ll think he’s being replaced as your favourite.” 

“You are my favourite, noona. I don’t know where he keeps getting that.” 

Aria sighed lightly, carding a hand through Jisung’s hair as she shuffled over to pull the much larger boy’s head into her lap. “I know. Neither do I.”

[winwintea]

OKAY WOAH WOAH WOAH

HE DIED???

(kinda saw that coming) BUT I’M STILL SHOCKED LIKE WHATTTTT OKAY HOPE JAY RESTS IN PEACE BUT IN THE SAME TIME NOOOO DON’T REST IN PEACE AND IN THE SAME TIME I DONT WANT HIM TO DIE I WANT TO KNOW WHY HE KILLED MINNIE😞😞😞

So the murderer is one? Okay okay i gotcha this is the suspects lost i have rn

yeji because she is so sus for some reason

giselle she is making herself so sus and i feel when it reveals that she is the murderer yeji is gonna step up and be like “no it is me Giselle is innocent” yk protecting her girl and all🤭

Mark why mark? First the anonymously poetry second is he didn’t kill minnie someone else killed minnie and when he figured out jay did insurance fraud he killed him without thinking and he regrets it so badly ik you said the murderer is one person but i still have this gut feeling for mark doing this

karina she is just so pissed off at anyone and female rage got her so she just became a murderer

shotaro please he is kinda sus idk he kinda has this aura on him

jiung because i just want to no one is getting away from my eye I’m suspecting everyone no one getting away

winwin we ALL know you wouldn’t he is literally your man BUT i will never trust you sweetheart🎀🎀🎀

jeno because he doesn’t have that much of an appearance then BOOM you wiuld drop the big bomb and that he is the murderer

kun because as i said we all have trust issues from you sweetheart💓💓

tumblr lagged at the ending while i wrote this so ignore any writing mistakes plss👉🏻👈🏻anyways soo excited fro tmrw’s part🩷🩷

did he kill minnie? good question, well jay is in fact dead i can confirm that 🤭🤭

ON TERMS OF YOUR LIST LMAO HELP HOLD ON

gigi and yeji both have very good motivations to kill minnie, actually everyone in the theatre does. but do any of them really have any motivations to kill jay? you should think about that too

mark okay i see your thoughts about mark

karinaaaaaa…. the female rage is so strong with her you are so correct. but does that really make her a suspect for murder?

TARO HAS AN AURA AROUND HIM?? hello what does that mean

okay keeping tabs on jiung i see

see you shouldn’t say that about winwin bc even though winwin is my #1 fav and that’s literally never gonna change but do you know who are my top 3 biases?????????? winwin, chenle, and jay… and look at what i did to jay

i show no mercy for my biases 🤭

jeno is my baby bear my pookie bear idk…. maybe 🤭🤭

if i made kun the murderer there is a certain individual who would find my address and kill me but maybe ill do it to piss her off idk

[moonlight--cafe]

~about me~

hi there! i’m somehow nearly at 100 followers which i find kind of insane since I’m not posting as much as i would like. because of this i decided to do an about me page. i also changed my name or the sake of getting more followers, but if you know my real name you can still call me that. i’m going to jump into it because this is sounding so lame already 🥲

~name~ just call me eden, the og’s know my name 

~height~ 5′2 

~birthday~ 12th of october (my main 3 placements are in my carrd)

~occupation~ 2nd year film student 

~home country~ australia, born and raised. but i don’t have the sexy accent

~mbti~ entj-t

~hobbies~ graphic design, reading, volunteering, gaming, sound mixing, photography, writing (mainly horror), sleeping, anything to do with music (singing, rapping, music production, playing instruments etc...) 

~favourite movie~ jojo rabbit

~favourite tv show~ sweet tooth 

~random facts~

~ i’m ambidextrous 

~ i know ten languages besides english: 2 indigenous australian languages because i am indigenous australian, french, german, spanish, gaelic, russian, japanese, italian & a little javanese. so if any of you speak those languages feel free to just dm me and talk, i need to refresh my brain.

~i learnt the majority of these languages to flirt with foreigners 

~it didn’t work i’m still single as hell

~ i don’t know why this is relevant but it kind of is i have a weirdly soft and melodic voice, lowkey sounds like i’m singing. all of this because i never learnt how to speak with my chest

~i play the piano, drums, kalimba and ukulele 

~i’m better at mixing music though, dj type stuff

~ i can dance a bit, however i got kicked out of the one dance class i took because twelve year old me was dancing a bit too provocatively, this has stuck with me ever since

~ i have thirteen pets- 3 cats, 1 rat and 9 rabbits

~ i get along well with parents and kids so i volunteer as a play therapist at a hospital

~i have synesthesia (i use this to create mixtape ships)

~ i have a coffee and bubble tea addiction, because of this i have a secret dream of becoming a barista 

~spotify playlist~ i believe that playlists tell you all you need to know about a person so here is a playlist of the songs i listen to the most

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6YxC2jJhoDrGbBm86m9He7?si=_67yuMENQ_qORw9_oS7U4A

if drive was on spotify it would be at the top of my playlist, just thought you should know that

~biases~ similar to the playlist i think my biases will help you get to know me 

stray kids~ hyunjin (a little on the nose i know)

txt~ huening kai

ateez~ wooyoung

twice~ momo

aespa~ winter

enhypen~ heeseung

nct 127~ yuta

wayv~ yangyang

nct dream~ chenle 

itzy~ chaeryeong 

gfriend~ umji 

sf9~ hwiyoung

kep1er~ mashiro 

oneus~ xion

onewe~ dongmyeong

a.c.e~ byeongkwan

red velvet~ seulgi

got7~ jb 

blackpink~ jisoo

monsta x~ hyungwon 

kard~ bm 

mamamoo~ solar 

[purpleyellow]

random headcannons i thought about during the hiatus (some are more realistic than others)

note: i’m not 100% back yet, this is just a copilation of things I had on my mind and decided to share. also, it wasn't profread so there might be mistakes. actual post is under the cut.

despite living in brazil for longer, hayun’s portuguese is worst than her english because she uses it less often. though, sometimes she remembers random songs from her time there and suddenly she’s fluent again.

sunny bought an apartment but resfuses to use it. when the dorm is empty, she gets to be in it by herself, and when she wants company she goes to sehun’s apartment. if it’s a longer break she might travel to be with her mom

sometimes lee sooman forgets there’s a female member in nct. it leads to very confusing meetings where he doesn’t understand why the staff keeps bringing up an insect when talking about the group.

if given the chance to return to australia, Mae wouldn’t at all, even if she weren’t an idol. Minji on the other hand, only has her job keeping her in seoul.

sunny and minji aren’t close but they also aren’t formal with each other which gives off the impression that they’re good friends. if a staff is giving the txt girl a hard time, she pulls out the sunny card on them.

bee’s mom is, to everyone’s surprise, even shorter than her. also renjun is her favorite member and chenle is her father’s.

hayun didn’t want to have a tatoo until she found out the pledis ceo doesn’t aprove of them. she still doesn’t have one for lazyness reasons

mae, however, has two angels tattoed on her ribs. she got it when she went with eric to his appointment. except for the members and a selective number of people/staff, nobody knows it exists.

(tw: enlistment/millitary) sunny’s worst nightmare is bts enlisting all at the same time and leaving her alone. she’s doesn’t tell them that, but is constantly watching out for their opinions on the matter.

bee has a small collection of albums in her room. apart from nct, she also owns a couple of shinee, red velvet and ateez’s stuff. there’s a BoA lightstick on her dresser

there’s some evidence that hayun and jackson might be dating, neither pledis or jype/team wang have ever said anything about it because their own fandoms clear the rumors by saying they’re just being friendly with each other. knetizens don’t buy that as much.

sunny recorded one of the the demos for “Maze in the mirror” and had it for herself untill it got suggested for the song to be passed to TXT.

mae refuses to go meet minji in the hybe building because the security there makes her anxious.

hayun has no idea how she finished school. after being trasfered and trying to get alocated in a different educational system, she might have skipped a grade or two which made the subjects a bit confusing.

one of the memes mae made during road to kingdom, and later in kingdom, was because of how bored she looked whenever somebody showed up shirtless.

taeyong introduced bee to boa, who adopted the girl right there in the moment because of how shy and flustered she got.

sunny likes to take the members phones and spam weverse with their accounts. she hasn’t posted with her own profile since february.

mae got both confused and dissapointed after finding out what the “bermuda line” was

minji really wants to go platine blond but the most the stylists allowed her to have was very light brown. yeonjun thinks she’s lucky

hayun is absolutely the best to have a fancall with. she loves asking who are the fan’s biases and give them dirt on the members

if any of the girls were to win squid game it would probably be sunny, while minji might be a close second. the other ones would die in the most ridiculous ways possible.

going off of fictional themes. bee is a hufflepuff, sunny is a ravenclaw, hayun and minji are gryffindors and mae is a slytherin.

just like junhao and renjun and chenle are friends, hayun also knows bee and they often chat when they meet each other on scheadules

though the nct member hayun is closest with is doyoung because they like to nag about everything together

minji absolutely owns hybe's pc room, computer space thingy. and she games with anyone who shows up there to play, doesn't matter if it's a senior or not

[plutoswrath]

Taeil: Cancer in 3rd decan/Pisces in 1st decan

Taeyong: cloudy birth time but confirmed Pisces so i’m betting on Pisces in 3rd decan. He reminds me of young Andrew Garfield. What a king honestly.

Johnny: This one I literally guessed, analyzed, and felt confident in before it was confirmed and it was Virgo, like I thought. I’d kiss my own ass if I could.

Yuta: Cap rising, Uranus, Neptune in 1st with Taurus&Scorpio 4th and 10th.

Kun: so... he’s a confirmed Leo... and that would make his first house ruler in 5th... like Johnny... and no. I don’t agree. Literally if he’s born an hour before, he’s cancer in 3rd decan with a 1st house ruler in 10th.. which makes much more sense to me, I am so sorry for this hottake but I stand by it. 1st house rulers are everything and if it seems off, then the whole thing is off.

Doyoung: Confirmed Scorp with Pisces and Virgo 4th and 10th.

Ten: Sag with Libra and Aries in 4th in 10th. He looks like my father who is a confirmed Sag rising so I’m basing it off that. People hate to go for looks but sometimes they just look it so it makes sense in my brain.

Jaehyun: Confirmed Pisces.

Winwin: TAURUSTAURUSTAURUS!!!!! Venus in Sag ruling his whole face. a prince.

Jungwoo: Confuses me. So Aquarius. Maybe. Could be Gemini. I’m still thinking Aqua. Could even be Pisces, idek.

Lucas: Leo. his first house ruler may change from either 6th or 7th but I’d bet my entire fortune on Leo. With Neptune opposition ASC on his face. Also his lion thing he’s always compared to.

Mark: Also Leo. All Leo placements just seem to know they got some Leo somehow. People nickname him lion cub. A lot of people see Scorpio so my ass just uses scorp 4th as a reason.

Xiaojun: Aries/Scorpio. Something Mars just can’t tell which.

Hendery: Fire. Maybe Aries. Maybe Leo. I don’t know about Sag but it’s gotta be fire.

Renjun: Cancer. Maybe Taurus.

Jeno: Sag or Pisces. He resembles two people who are either of those, one being someone I know and the other being Jaehyun so.. either.

Haechan: Either Leo or a Gemini with sun in first. He doesn’t resemble other Leo risings with Gemini ruling their chart so I’m guessing Gemini honestly.

Jaemin: CAPRICORN, NEPTUNE AND URANUS IN 1ST, SCORPIO 10TH AND TAURUS 4TH. I’m passionate. Yuta may be a typically cusp-ed Cap rising but I am passionate about Jaemin being this. I’ve based it off someone I know and it fits down to a big ass teen titan tower T.

Yangyang: pisces or Gemini. Their angular houses should all be similar so I am putting those two.

Shotaro: Virgo. I’m very confident in it.

Sungchan: Pisces, 2nd/3rd decan, Gemini and Sag 4th and 10th. He looks so much like TY so if others disagree, I won’t doubt them but it just seems likely.

Chenle: Cancer in 3rd decan with Jupiter in 1st. Maybe 2nd decan. The Jupiter has to be in first tho.

Jisung: Scorpio with Pisces and Virgo in the houses. Probably 3rd decan as well.

Short disclaimer from my side here: I haven’t formed an opinion on everyone’s potential rising sign, so with some I might have no opinion to begin with.   Also: very long post ahead, continue reading under the cut! 

Taeil: I think Cancer rising fits pretty well, I personally could see Taurus rising as well. Cancer and Taurus rising tend to ‘stretch’ the face at times or make it look a bit wider in some sort of way - and this is not meant in a negative way btw, just an observation! But yes Cancer rising could make his Venus/Mercury in the 1st as well, Moon in Leo (2nd) being the chart ruler; with a Taurus rising his Mars (potentially) in the 1st, with Venus in Cancer (1st) being the chart ruler. Taeil is not really someone with a personality that is really ‘in your face’, he’s more ‘reserved’ in that kind of way and goes with the flow, very warm though and definitely likes to joke around. I can see both!

Johnny: confirmed Virgo rising.

Taeyong: the most clichee Pisces rising I’ve witnessed so far asdfg, especially in combination with his water sun. He has not only his Saturn in the 1st as well, but also his chart ruler in Capricorn (in the 11th, funny enough), from that alone his Ascendant really makes sense.

Yuta: Personally I have a hard time seeing Capricorn Ascendant, for me Aries rising would make the most sense still, but looking at Yuta being extremely ambitious (and serious as well at times) I can see where you come from, alsoooo he is very known for his smile, which would highlight the teeth again, very fitting to Capricorn risings - the most I’ve met so far had usually very big teeth, also a very very pretty smile that has always been so strongly in contrast witrh their usual facial expression haha. I’ve written quiet a bit on my guessings on his possible rising sign, especially on Aries, with Leo, Sagittarius and Libra being my other guesses, so feel free to check that out on my blog as well if you want to! x

Kun: (oK SORRY long rant ahead, I just really think that’s a very interesting opinion!!) I can totally see why you think Cancer rising, in the years I spent studying astrology I’ve noticed that Capricorns with prominent cancer in their chart all tend to radiate the same sort of wholesome energy, and I don’t mean this in a biased way, but they have this very silent yet steady confidence and are really really warm and caring people, especially when they have a cancer moon! That being said, having 5th house in his ruler would explain his strong creativity (+ Leo rising) plus I’d give him his 6th house stellium in Capricorn, which would explain his extreme multi tasking while still being very successfull in doing so haha. I like to take Bang Chan from Stray Kids as another example here for someone with a 6th house stellium, though in another sign,  the similarities are still there. With him having a 3rd decan Cancer rising he’d have a Capricorn and 7th house stellium, plus having his chart ruler in Taurus in the 11th - very focused on others and tending towards their needs, let’s just put it like that. He’s extremly responsible and very protective of his group, this plays into both stereotypes for Leo and Cancer when they are in a leader type position - or see someone as family. Appereance wise -  if he’s not styled and in a photo shooting, so very much set in pose, etc - he looks very youthful/youngish, which plays a lot in a Cancer ascendant, also: I remember him saying that he’s actually very emotional which could be due to his possible Cancer rising or just his heavy Capricorn stellium and Scorpio in the 4th (regarding his Leo rising again) trying to remember everyone else he’s still human after all (which...makes me kinda sad to think about but, I was really positively surprised as he so casually just admitted that). When he’s performing all screams Leo Ascendant to me though. ANYWAYS, I wrote a whole paragraph and I will end it here or I end up writing yet another novel about someones potential rising sign. 

Ten: One of the members I haven’t thought about yet when it comes to their rising. I’ve met a few Sagittarius risings in my life as well, and tbh you convinced me haha!

Doyoung: Scorpio rising makes so much sense when you think about his Virgo MC asdfghj Doyoung has zero Virgo in his chart except for his MC and yet he radiates big Virgo energy, which is all thanks to his rising and MC

Jaehyun: confirmed Pisces rising. 

Winwin: Haven’t had any thoughts about him either so far! Taurus rising would make sense regarding his laid back nature though. 

Jungwoo: Ohhh I get your confusion, Jungwoo is a true engima asdfghj my gut feeling always tells me Libra rising simply from his facial structure alone, but tbh I think all about him is just so.....Pisces? He has is sun and Neptune in a degree of 0 so simply based on his sun sign he radiates strong Pisces energy, but since I’m very torn on the topic of his rising sign as well I’d consider almost every rising sign as his potential ascendant

Lucas: I could see Leo rising, but I also feel Sagittarius rising. Sagittarius rising simply by his physique, but with Pluto in the 12th and his Jupiter in Pisces in the 4th as his chart ruler. Leo rising would make more sense regarding the MC (would be in Taurus then), though I’d say his Moon would rather still be in the 9th and not in the 10th. But he has an Aquarius stellium after all, so lots of things would probably be covered up by that to begin with asdfghj, but yes I can see Leo rising as well, defenitely!! 

Mark: I’ve written quiet a few posts on Marks rising, I see Virgo, Leo and Aries the strongest. I’ve written so much about it (novels, paragraphs, you name it asdfgh), you can feel free to search for it in the tags if you want to! 

Xiaojun: I agree with you, I get Mars energy as well! I get very strong Scorpio vibes from his appereance alone, with an Aries rising it would make his Scorpio Mars his chart ruler as well, also Capricorn his MC which would make sense to me as well. He’s always trying really hard to succeed somehow - not calling him a try hard for that btw!! this rather shows he is very self conscious and ambitious.  If his rising would be Scorpio his Pluto in Sagittarius would be the chart ruler and either in the 1st or 2nd (but with the way he looks I’d bet it’s in the 1st). But then again, seeing how Xiaojun actually is all I can think about his Cancer Moon and Mercury asdfg

Hendery: Haven’t had any thoughts about him so far, fire would make sense though, I could see Sagittarius especially appereance wise.

Renjun: Haven’t had any paticular thoughts about his rising either, something rather soft like Cancer and Taurus make sense, though he always looked very ‘Aries’ to me, but maybe it’s just his Scorpio Moon doubling that Mars energy here.

Jeno: Haven’t had any paticular thoughts about him either, Pisces and Sagittarius both make sense, I think the placement that always shined through the strongest was his Sagittarius Moon for me, if he’d had a Sagittarius rising it would make even more sense why I’d get that vibe from him

Haechan: Honestly if he’d had a Gemini rising I wouldn’t be even surprised, Haechan has a very youthful and soft face, with Gemini being his rising it would make his Cancer Mercury in the 2nd the chart ruler, solely from that I could see it

Jaemin: I haven’t had any thoughts about Jaemins rising so far, if you’re so passionate about it I’ll have to see for myself and give it some thought the next days!  x

Yangyang: Also head empty no thoughts on this one, Yangyang is probably young sibling rising asdfghjk sorry sorry, but seriously we don’t even have a specific birth place for him, his chart is so vague I usually don’t really bother interpreting too much into but, buT a mutuable sign as his rising from his behaviour alone would make sense!

Shotaro: No thoughts so far on his rising sign, but I’m always happy to see a new potential member for the Virgo rising agenda hehehe

Sungchan: That just really quick in: I was so happy when Shotaro and Sungchan joined NCT because FINALLY the nct zodiac circle was complete ehehhe, I seriously have no thoughts on him either so far, though he truly lives up to his Sun and Moon combination

Chenle: I get your guess with Cancer rising, especially if he’d have Jupiter in the 1st as well, but have you seen the photo of him and young Leonardo DiCaprio next to each other? Idk maybe that just convinced me very easily but since that day I just think he’s a Libra rising, not very a profound astrological insight here, I know, but both are Scorpios as well and I was just D: D: as I saw it! 

Jisung: Haven’t had any particular guesses for him so far either, so I defenitely have to look into that as well! 

Again, thank you so much for taking your time! That was really fun, feel free to share your insights again if you feel like it xx

[lqfiles]

score that goal by tumblr user lqfiles is serious for me this is my life’s purpose now. there’s no agreeing w one side or the other it’s more so just bias (im heavily biased towards y/n) i “disagree” with chenle solely because he’s acting childish and can’t just communicate with her why he feels the way he does. had he just been sulky the entire time and not went to his PUBLIC twitter and said what he said in the gc AND THEN going “im not gonna argue” u started it?? finish it??

chenles feelings are valid, his actions are not.

i am so serious about this smau u have no idea.

—🪼

score that goal gets serious for me too like why am i acting like i am not the one writing this all..

i think what i like is that whoever you side with, there is a reasonable explanation so there is truly no right or wrong answer here. some might favour y/n in this situation some might favour chenle

tho i’m gonna say with what you pointed out, if someone i knew irl acted the way chenle did i’d actually be pissed as hell i won’t even lie like not only are you airing out our business to everyone but you’re gonna start something you don’t even finish? (NINGNING IS GONNA CALL HIM OUT ON ALL RHJS SHIT DONT YOU EORRY..)

OMG THATS A BAR WAAAAITTT you really are the spokesperson for y/n 😭

this gets serious for me too, i can’t believe we’re already reaching the end of the smau i don’t think i’m ready 😞

[sensama24]

Welcome!

A few things before we dive in:

Call me Sen!

This account is just for fun and to get some creative energy out, so let’s not take things too seriously ;)

My biases (at least for NCT) are Taeyong, Lucas, and Yuta, so I apologize in advance if there is more on them than anyone else lol. I’ll try my best to keep things even!

I’m only going to do NCT scenarios and reactions, and only the members who are the same age or older than me; so no sungchan, chenle, or jisung. That is non negotiable.

Sometimes things may be a little naughtier than others, so I will mark everything when it’s nsfw, along with fluff and angst.

I’ll be taking requests because why not lol

I hope you enjoy!!! :D

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thank you so much!!! i always get excited whenever i get a taglist notif from u, so i dont know why i only asked to be on the perm taglist now!!! also YES YES YES i am nomin biased hihi i love them so much!!! i'm having a good day so far i've been watching a lot of seventeen perfs (do u stan them omg :o) how are YOU!!! i hope you have an awesome day <3

AHH PLS THATS SO SWEET OF YOU :(( 💖 and nono it’s okay :’)) honestly my perm tag list is just a note on my notes app so 😵‍💫 i didn’t make an official announcement about it or anything so sorry ab that D;

NOMIN BIASES ARE SO POWERFUL 💆‍♀️ omg i can’t copy the link but if you look at user @/_ayliee on tiktok, their second video about nomin + chenle was cracking me up HAHAH but here are some nomins for you >:))

WAIT THATS CRAZY I LITERALLT WOKE UP AND WATCHED A PRETTY U STAGE HAHAH :’) and yes i ult svt !!! they’re like riiiight under nct 🤧 or honestly they might be at the same level now bc i adore them so so much 💗💗 who’s your svt bias ?? :o

also i’m doing great !! i’m gonna go study with my friend at a rlly cute coffee shop today and then celebrate my other friend’s bday at a rlly cute restaurant >:)) so rip my wallet but good times <33 do you have any plans?? :o i hope you have a great day/night yourself love! ♡