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messrsmemoirs · 6 years ago

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@lostinthespeedforce So click for higher quality, or else maybe I can upload it again? Anyway, this is a messy, not-so-chronologically-accurate-or-dead-set basic family tree I went and made up to put down some headcanons and elaborate elsewhere when you sent in this ask, because I had some loose ideas before but I figured it was a good an excuse as any to put something together.

Please take this with a massive grain of salt, because I have conflicting headcanons and timelines as you’ll see below. I’ll elaborate as I go.

So, diving in:

It’s meant to be read from the bottom up, naturally, with Teddy being the most recent but don’t take it literally because the dates are there to clarify and... it was really hard to make it not sort of sloppy. So that’s why I included dates.

So I’ll start with Lyall, since he’s got the shortest tree. I WAS going to extend this back for a few hundred years, but... I couldn’t muster the energy honestly. However, I did keep with the wolf/werewolf lore. Stubbe is the surname of a very famous German werewolf from the 16th century? 17th? And for me, I imagine Lyall comes from a family that’s been established in southern-to-mid England, and even Scotland, for a good hundred years, but that they hail from Germany and France (two places dripping with werewolves if you’re a student of real-world lore), and then also Italy, Norway, and Poland (which I would have gone back to, but it would be super exhausting to go back so far, so hc must suffice).

Starting directly with Lyall, it’s a pet hc developed by @draco-non-dormit and myself that Lyall has/had (depending) a brother, whom I imagine is older, named Lysander (wolf name). Lysander marries a witch and has a young son who I decided to name Charlie, and so Remus would have a cousin named Charlie. However, Lysander dies in a work-related accident when Remus is young, when Charlie was ten and Remus was two. Lysander’s wife took Charlie to live with her family after the tragic death of her husband, and sort of fell out of contact with the family. So Remus and Charlie never hung out and hardly knew of each other, really.

(On Charlie: it says “wizard,” but I’m on the fence. I really put a lot of thought into Charlie being a squib, something which further alienates him from the family. And if he were to eventually become a squib, he would be much closer to Remus’ age though still about 5 years older.)

(This distance business with the cousins is deliberate, by the way. For Remus to have grown up such a lonely child, I imagine his immediate family must be either small or distant.)

Lowell is their father, pending a name change. I haven’t decided yet, but it’s hard since Lowell is also the name a town near where I live, but it keeps with the wolf tradition. This tradition is something that was important to the family, though each member had their feelings on it. And I think that this tradition has to do with some ancient history in the Lupin line, be it that they were slayers of wolves, slayers of werewolves, or that the name was ironically given to them because they didn’t share the common idea at the time in ancient Europe that wolves were minions of the devil and tried to help wolves, etc. There’s some lost meaning to the wolf aspect of the family name, I think, and whether it’s honor or irony is up for interpretation. But for Lowell Lupin, it was a tradition in the family. His wife is Marie Stubbe, a witch who has werewolves deep in her family line (though never directly, because evidently Teddy is the “first” to be born directly as a child of a werewolf, so for Marie it would be like her great grandfather’s brother, who never had kids, was a werewolf, etc, etc.).

Moving onto Hope’s family, I think she had a bold little sister named Katherine, who everyone called Kitty. Kitty marries a fine, average man named Ben Cox and settles down to have two kids, Matt and David, who DO spend time with Remus but who are also a lot younger than he is. However, Kitty is the only one that knows the truth of Lyall and Remus’ odd abilities, and while Lyall continues to visit Kitty and have lunch after Hope has died, he tends to do it when Ben and the kids are gone. And Remus is fighting a war when the oldest son is still in secondary school, so there’s an unfortunate distance there, though the family does and will continue to get together for weird little functions--especially Christmas, which is an interesting time because I imagine Ben is probably Irish, and Hope and Kitty were raised very, very Welsh. Between the Irish, Welsh, and English traditions, Christmas is always an interesting time.

Kitty and Hope were raised by their mother Gwen, a southern Welsh woman with strong opinions and a sister named Jennifer who died at 14. Their father Andrew died, but Hope loved him and his father, John, who she never met because was a war hero during WW1 but had a great deal of respect and admiration for (hence “Remus John”).

As far as Remus and his grandparents go, as far as this chart goes I seem to have it down that they’re dead. But that’s because I was focused on the chart and the people, and not the big picture. I do in fact have familial headcanons for Remus and BOTH sets of grandparents, who I hc were around until Remus was maybe 8-10, but not longer. I feel like he lost his grandparents young, like I did.

Here’s a post of some headcanons about his grandparents to add onto this messy little family tree!

#the lupins #moon answers #mine #this is way messier than I wanted it to be tbh and i do apologize

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thekentuckyhimbo · 2 years ago

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Hi 😊 I’m just messaging to ask for a smutty request featuring Yoots/reader please?

Maybe a denied feelings that spill over type of thing if possible?

Many thanks 😊

Softer than I Deserve

Pairing: Wheeler Yuta/fem!Reader

Warnings/Tags: unhealthy relationship, denial of feelings, 18+, smut, graphic depictions of sex

Words: 2.8k

Complete: Yes

Summary: Set after Yuta dropped the belt to Daniel Garcia. Yuta's frustrations don't come from the ring, they come from his feelings for you...

Author Notes: Sorry this took so long! Don't really have an excuse, just an apology. Hopefully you like it! Tbh I'm not entirely happy with it, but idk what else to do with it, so I'm just gonna post it.

It was hard for Yuta not to watch you when you were in the same room together. He tried - god, he tried - not to look, sure that his infatuation would be perceived as weakness if any of his Blackpool Combat Club peers found out.

In his more self-indulgent moments, Yuta imagined confessing his attraction to Mr Regal. In those fantasies, Regal would offer him some sage advice and he would use it to finally woo you; to make you see him after all this time.

But in a locker room filled with men more muscular, more impressive, more tan, Yuta knew you would never have eyes for him. Friends for years and never a hint of anything more. It was infuriating. Perhaps that was where his newfound aggression in the ring had come from. He often saw you on the way to guerilla before his matches, and his head swam with thoughts of you as he stalked down the ramp and out to the ring.

Yuta wanted you more than he wanted any title in the business, a thought that crossed his mind one night on his way to the ring to wrestle Daniel Garcia. The skin on the back of his neck grew hot with embarrassment and he was blown up before the match even started. Garcia could smell it like a shark in the water and Yuta knew his ROH Pure Championship was as good as gone.

Not that it mattered, because it still hadn’t been enough to get your attention.

Yuta wrestled his most vicious match that night. He knew that the technical side of his brain had shut down; he was too emotional, unable to make calculated decisions. He couldn’t hear Regal on commentary from the ring, but he was sure his mentor would sound disappointed. Just like you were going to be disappointed - that was if you even cared about him enough to notice in the first place.

Those thoughts only made you messier, and the rest of the match was academic. Yuta didn’t remember much about the finish; it felt like he was in a trance as he stumbled up the ramp backstage. He zigzagged through the halls, ignoring the sharp looks of Mox and Danielson, the concerned eyes of Chuck and Orange.

Everyone knew to stay out of his way, pressing up against the walls of the hallways he staggered through to avoid his destructive path. But who would he destroy? Even in the ring, he hadn’t been able to harness his frustrations to destroy Garcia. Regal would surely give him a speech about that later. And Moxley. And Danielson.

He heard the sound of quickening footsteps behind him then. He knew they were close and getting closer, breaking into a jog, but it felt like he was hearing them through cotton wool; muffled and far away.

But the sharp British accent that came from behind him was unmistakable, and Yuta cursed how well Regal had trained him in that moment, because even in his dishevelled state his mind homed in on the veteran’s words immediately.

“Mr Yuta,” he began, panting, but quickly seemed to think better of it. “Wheeler,” he said, softer this time.

Softer than I deserve, Yuta thought darkly.

Yuta’s feet stopped still despite his mind begging his body not to obey the words of his mentor. He dared not turn around, sweat-clammy back facing his trainer. Regal didn’t ask him to turn around, knew from Yuta’s stilled shoulders that he was listening.

They were alone in an isolated corridor of the arena, Regal’s words reverberating inescapably off the concrete walls and floors.

“That was not you in that ring,” Regal stated plainly.

Yuta tried not to react, but there was something so raw about Regal’s words and it struck a chord. Yuta felt tears pricking at his face as he remembered his days on the independent scene, of his matches in Beyond, of his time being trained by Chuck and Orange. He’d felt a sense of identity back then. Long gone was the cyberpunk mask and trenchcoat - and while Yuta agreed that was for the best, he missed the safety of it. When Yuta went out to the ring now he felt naked, even with Regal at his side. He didn’t know how to be like Danielson or Moxley or Claudio, but he hadn’t known how to be like Chuck or Orange either.

Regal patiently awaited Yuta’s response.

“I know,” Yuta choked out eventually, “I should have been better.”

He heard Regal scoff in response, the sound like a needle piercing through his chest. All the air went out of him like a balloon, and Yuta felt like he was gasping for air; drowning on dry land.

“Do you really think I would have recruited you if who I saw on the independents wasn’t who I wanted?” Regal breathed out a long, low sigh. “You don’t need to be Danielson or Moxley,” Regal paused, “You need to be Wheeler Yuta.”

“I can’t-” Yuta began, but Regal cut him off.

“You bloody well can,” Regal snapped, “but to do it you need the same thing that Jon, and Bryan, and Claudio, and Chuck, and Orange, and myself, all have.”

Yuta wanted to ask, ‘what’s that?’ because truly he didn’t know. But he knew Regal didn’t take kindly to stupid questions, and Regal was beginning to sound exasperated that Yuta couldn’t grasp the apparently simple concept that he was trying to explain.

“You need a good strong woman in your life.”

Yuta spun on his heel, wild-eyed and in disbelief at what he’d just heard.

“What?” he asked, face contorting with pain.

As if his chest hadn’t been aching enough tonight as it was, now it felt like his lungs were outright collapsing.

“You heard me,” Regal replied calmly, looking Yuta firmly in the eyes. “We all see how you look at her, but perhaps if you’d had the courage to do something about it instead of sulking like a petulant child, you might have shown that same courage in the ring tonight.”

Tears pricked at Yuta’s eyes again, and Regal’s steely gaze became uncharacteristically soft.

“My boy,” Regal said quietly, taking a few strides closer until they were almost nose-to-nose, “We put on quite a show out there about being forged in combat, but the real thing we have in common is love. And it’s plain to see you love that girl.”

Yuta felt feverish, panicked, as he searched every square inch of the locker rooms for you. He still hadn’t changed from his match, having thrown a hoodie hurriedly over his bare chest and zipped it halfway. People probably thought he’d lost it; jogging around the backstage area, hair spiked up in every direction, stale sweat creating a fine layer of salt over his skin that made him feel filthy.

But he had to find you. He was desperate to. He’d wasted more than enough time already, and every second longer he waited it felt like you were slipping through his fingers like sand.

He was back in the same desolate hallway Regal had confronted him in earlier when he found you. You weren’t sitting on a utility case looking at your phone, or grabbing dinner, or filming some kind of backstage content. You were standing in the middle of the hallway like some ominous spectre, staring directly at him.

He skidded to a halt in front of you and you folded your arms across your chest.

“What the hell is going on with you?” you snapped, lips pursed into a thin line.

Yuta didn’t know how to respond to your question, didn’t know how to hold a conversation with you, let alone explain his feelings for you. But the echo of Regal’s earlier words in the hallway lingered, spurring him on.

“I, um, I-” Yuta stuttered, ducking his head to look at his feet, then dragging them back up to your face as he found some hidden courage still inside him.

It didn’t help - god, it didn’t help - that you were wearing the tightest pair of leggings he’d ever seen and a crop top that revealed more than his open hoodie did. He wanted to lick your midriff; drop to his knees and worship you.

Maybe something in his eyes gave it away, because you dropped your arms to your sides and your gaze softened, if only slightly.

“You’re so pretty I can’t focus,” Yuta whispered as he stared down at the breasts he could now see unobstructed.

His eyes snapped to yours, horrified at what he’d let slip. But you didn’t look horrified. Your face had softened entirely now, the prettiest he’d ever seen it. And he was tired - god, he was so tired of being a coward - that he couldn’t help but lean in.

You didn’t pull away, but he didn’t wait for you to. His lips crushed yours and yours immediately opened up for him, so soft and wet that he deepened the kiss immediately.

Your hand reached out and grasped his and that was all the permission he needed. He laced his fingers into yours and walked you backwards into the nearest wall, pinning your hand above your head.

With your free hand you unzipped his hoodie the last little bit and reached for his abs, dipping dangerously close to his waistband. He was hard in an instant, crowding into your space and pressing his hard-on into your hips. You spread your legs instantly and his erection was pressed between them. He nudged at your jaw with his nose and you turned your head pliantly to allow him to press heated kisses to your neck.

He knew he shouldn’t do this here, but the taste of you was so intoxicating he couldn’t stop. He ached to rebuild himself, reclaim himself, and you felt like the key to doing that. He wanted to be swallowed by the taste of you until he emerged reborn.

He dropped to his knees in front of you and expected you to say no, to suggest they go somewhere more private. Instead, you swallowed thickly and planted your hand in his hair. He took that as permission and began scrambling to remove your tight leggings, peeling them off your body until they ended up on the floor beside you.

You must have felt exposed, half-naked against the wall where anyone could see you. But it wasn’t enough for Yuta, who pushed down your panties and blew a cool breath over your folds, drawing a shiver from you.

Yuta bent his head for a taste, licking between your folds and finding your clit immediately. You were already soaking wet, and the second he tasted you he knew he’d never be able to stop. He ran his hands up your stomach and found his way under your crop top, cupping your soft breasts and rolling your nipples between his thumb and forefinger.

You arched into him, chest rising and falling faster and faster. Yuta slid his hands back down your body, leaving your breasts half-exposed under the band of your crop top, nipples hard in the cool evening air. His hands found your thighs and spread them wider, staring open-mouthed at the view from between your legs.

You looked so good he felt a little drool at the corners of his mouth. He wanted you to grind your hips on his face until it hurt, but he started delicately. He was so tense from arousal he was shaking, forcing himself to stay composed enough to delicately lick your already swollen clit.

The noise that he drew from you then was like a rapture. A strangled whine that tapered into a breathy moan, your hand grasping his hair hard, dragging his face closer to your heat.

He licked you gently again, this time running a finger over your entrance. Your cry was even louder this time, and you reached forward with both hands now to cup his head and drag him closer, until he had nowhere to go but towards your delicious heat.

“Don’t be gentle,” you whispered, looking down at him through your lashes, “Please…” He pressed two fingers inside you suddenly and you moaned appreciatively, “Please, I need all of you.”

Yuta growled into your thigh at that comment, nipping at the soft flesh there as he struggled to maintain some sense of composure. But your scent was so heady and he was starting to understand exactly how you liked it, as he bit your thigh harder and pressed four fingers into you as deep as they could go. He sucked a love bite into your thigh and you screamed so loud he was sure someone had heard them.

That was all you had to do to make Yuta abandon the last of his composure. He dove between your legs then, lapping at your clit fervently and sucking on it until you squirmed against the wall.

“You want all of me, huh,” he growled against your leg, pausing to stare up at your face as he set a brutal pace with his fingers inside you.

You had your hands braced on the wall and your face was contorted in pleasure, groaning between strangled breaths. Yuta only began fingering you faster, pressing his mouth back against your clit and settling into a slightly slower rhythm that his fingers and tongue could match. He started pulling his fingers out all the way and pushing them sharply back in as his tongue flicked over your sensitive clit. You were panting and swearing, now doubled over in pleasure.

Yuta took that at his opportunity to lift your legs up and loop them over his shoulders, his nose pressed against your pubic bone and his fingers angled just right inside you.

The change in angle proved to be all you could take, thighs quivering around Yuta’s ears as you cried out his name, juices pouring down Yuta’s hand as your tight pussy pulsed around his fingers.

You fell to the floor in a heap, carefully bundled up into Yuta’s lap as he pressed kisses into your neck, jaw and temple, whispering sweet nothings to you.

“You’re so beautiful,” he breathed, “You took it so well, good girl.”

Even as he spoke he was pulling the layers of his ring gear down, pulling out the aching erection he’d been neglecting for entirely too long. You instinctively positioned yourself over him and he took that as his invitation, snapping his hips up into you roughly until he bottomed out inside you.

He set a brutal pace, rocking his hips unforgivingly into you until you fell back against the wall. He felt selfish, using your body to chase his own orgasm. But then you arched your back into him and reached your hands up to play with your nipples, pinching them hard and letting out shaky breaths and little moans.

Something about the blissed-out look on your face told Yuta you could cum again, so he slid a finger between your folds and circled your clit gently, earning a breathy moan from you. He set a slower pace with his thrusts, focusing on your pleasure. One of your hands drifted up to your face, the other still playing with your nipple. You covered your mouth, stifling a strangled cry. Yuta flicked his finger over your clit faster and this time you cried, “I’m cumming,” as you wrapped your legs around his waist and your whole body shook.

Yuta was so close now, cupping your face in his hand and dragging you in for a kiss that was all tongue and completely devoid of any technique. He pressed his forehead against yours.

“Look at me,” he growled.

You did as you were told.

“You are my whole fucking world,” he said emphatically, feeling his orgasm coiling in his belly.

“Wheeler,” you moaned, “Please cum in me.”

A moan ripped through Yuta’s body and he felt naked all over again. As his orgasm began to tear through his body he had the shattering realisation that he hadn’t been in control of himself for months. You had been in control, and he liked it that way. He did as he was told, cumming hot and deep inside of you.

“All yours,” he chanted mindlessly, “always been yours.”

Yuta shivered against you, wrapping his arms around your waist until you were as close together as you could be without him being inside you again. Together your breathing slowed and you pressed soft kisses to Yuta’s hair as he buried his face in your chest.

Yuta felt like he was in a dream, and when he finally awoke it was to you pressing a soft kiss to his lips - softer than he deserved - and cupping his face in your hands. The smile on your face was infectious, and Yuta smiled tentatively back.

“Now,” you said mischievously, “Go and win that title back, will you?”

#ask #request fic #wheeler yuta x reader #wheeler yuta/fem!reader #wheeler yuta #blackpool combat club

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waywardfacegarden · 4 years ago

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Hey there! I saw that "ask me about my fic" post and thought I'd ask some questions!! Specifically regarding your "The sun is too bright, it hurts" one; questions 1, 3, 4, 7 and 8? 👀

Hello there!!! First of all, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING, YOU’RE SO NICE!!!!! ;---; Honestly, I love you so much.

Second of all, AAAAAH, THAT FIC. I really love that one, is one of the first works I did for my boys!!!! I have a soft spot for it. (That said, I actually reread it to answer this LOL, because as much as I remembered a lot of it, I also didn’t remember a lot of specifc dialog/narration of it, haha.)

Answers under the cut because I, somehow, managed to do this unnecessarily long, LOL. I’m sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you don’t mind me babbling a lot about my own fic, haha.

1. What inspired you to write the fic this way?

Well, I was inspired to write that AU because I’m weak for the idea of Sasuke and Naruto being childhood friends!! Haha. And I just easily pictured them growing up together with their families being friends. It’s something that I think would happen in a modern au, and I really wanted to explore the relationship of two people growing up together, being there in all of their different phases (and the challenge of having to write them at different ages, because as much as the essence of who they are is the same, they don’t act exactly the same, you know?), knowing each other better than anyone else. They would come to love every single one of the aspects that makes them them; like, even if something must be annoying, it’s endearing for the other at this point, and I find that very tender and soft.

As for the way that it’s written, I find it easier to guide myself while writing if I divide the story in “short stories/scenes”, so that’s why it’s like that (if you look at my fics, I always “divide” my stories, haha). I also really like the narrative that goes, for example, “October. 1990. 15 years old.”, because, (for me at least), it’s so much easier to imagine the environment/context/scene like that? It also gives me off movie vibes, tbh😂😂

3: What’s your favorite line of narration?

I apologize in advance because I’m going to make this reply excessively long, even when the ask is so simple😂😂 While I was re-reading, I found a lot of quotes/parts that I liked a lot, so please indulge myself and look at all my word vomit, lol (the parts in bold letters are what I especially love about that specific excerpt):

[[AH! AND ALSO! I realized I made a LOT of grammar mistakes in the fic when I was re-reading today, it’s kind of embarrassing ahhh, haha. It needs heavy editing, huh. But anyways, so, in some lines here, I changed some words for what I actually wanted to write/what’s grammatically correct, now that I know more about english, haha. So in some lines they’re a bit different from the actual fic.]]

My favorite, favorite line, for reason, is this one:

Sasuke’s heart flutters on his chest, like flower’s petals in the wind, like a butterfly flapping its wings.

I don’t know, I really, really, REALLY love metaphors and I like the way it was phrased here?? Like, the words I chose sound so pretty for me, haha.

My second favorite line is this one, simply because I’m a cheesy dork:

Sasuke does not know when he fell in love with Naruto; he probably was always a bit in love with him.

Another lines of narration I really, really love:

His love for Naruto reminds him of that. Destruction. Storms, tornadoes. Because it’s brutal, too intense, too strong. It is inexhaustible. It’s unexpected and unpredictable and it makes his stomach ache.

^^ That one is just. Really what I think Sasuke feels like about falling in love, and more than anything, falling in love with Naruto, so I really love it. I have an obsession on making love sound messy and chaotic, too, tbh, haha. Guilty.

[…] and his voice sounds tired, because he’s tired, he can’t stand it anymore, and he’s stupid, stupid, stupid, because Sasuke wants to cry, and because Sasuke wants to kiss Naruto while he cries because Sasuke is a damn tragedy walking, but he can’t, he can’t and that’s hard.

I really like this one because I honest to God think Sasuke is a damn tragedy walking (and I’m saying this like a good thing, he’s my favorite disaster, haha). He’s just, idk, really a disaster, and I can easily picture him having a meltdown because he loves Naruto so much that he can’t even stand it, and he’s tired of hiding it, and he’s tired of everything, and he just wants to fucking cry but he also wants to kiss Naruto AND kiss Naruto while he cries, even if that’s weird. Idk, Sasuke just strikes me as the kind of guy who would want to kiss the love of his life while crying, LOL.

[…] he’s so close that, for a moment, the only thing he can see is blue. Blue, blue, eternal, endless, inexhaustible, precious blue; that swallows him, that overwhelms him, that suffocates him.

I remember being so proud of this part because, as you can see, I’m obsessed with Naruto’s eyes😂😂 And then when I showed the story to my sister she laughed her ass off here LMAO. She gave me A Look. LOL. She saw through me like a book, she knows I just tried to sound poetic but I suck LOL. But I still really like this part.

And Naruto is smiling, and Naruto is there and everywhere and Sasuke wants to drown in him.

So he does.

ASDJLFJLSDFKDL. The idea of Sasuke wanting to drown in Naruto is just. I love it, lol.

He kisses him as he should be kissed. […] He kisses him and Naruto kisses him back and Sasuke almost sighs. Because it feels so good to be real; because it feels like falling into bed after a long and tiring day. It feels like a hot shower against your aching body and like the emotion you feel when climbing a roller coaster.

For some reason, I love writing kisses, LOL, and I wanted to convey so much through this one. Like both of them have been wanting to kiss the other for years, now, but you could feel Sasuke’s desperation especially, and I really wanted the kiss to feel like “God, finally, finally” but also “this is it. This is what home feels like”. I feel like it probably still lacks something, but I still like how I put it into words.

[Now, I really hope you don’t hate me for this LOL, but I’ll add the complete parts I like, even when they have dialogue. It’s this case where bold letters are the lines that I especially love about the part.]

Naruto takes a step forward, a long one, and cuts the distance between them. Sasuke’s heart flutters on his chest, like flower’s petals in the wind, like a butterfly flapping its wings. Naruto is so close that Sasuke can see the three soft freckles on his cheekbones. He can distinguish each one of his golden eyelashes shining against his eyelids. He can see the way the iris in his eyes is darker on the edge; the shape of his lips, cracked, that make Sasuke’s mouth become very dry. And heck, they are moving, so Naruto is talking.

“Sasuke,” Naruto says, and his voice is soft and soothing in the loneliness of the hallway. His fingers are like burning embers when he places them on his shoulder. “Look at me, Sasuke.”

And Sasuke obeys. He turns around and looks at him, and Naruto has a storm inside those pretty eyes, and Sasuke just wants… he just wants… “Honestly, I would kill myself if I had that face.”

God fucking dammit.

“He was talking about you.” He answers, finally, and his voice gets stuck and tightens in his throat.

Naruto blinks, surprise flooding the light blue of his eyes. “Oh,” he says, so low that if they were not four inches away in a desolate corridor, Sasuke would not have heard it.

“Itachi is waiting for me.” He says, because he really wants to leave; he wants Naruto to stop looking at him like that.

“Itachi asked me to check up your injuries, Sasuke. Itachi is not angry. I guess he deduced what happened, he’s smart, so…”

“I’m not hurt, Naruto. Now let me go.”

Naruto stops pressing the cold gauze on the torn skin of his knuckles. The soft fabric burns and itches on his skin, but not as much as the way Naruto keeps looking at him, hell.

They are 15 years old and Naruto is the most beautiful boy he has ever seen. Naruto has grown up and he’s taller now, almost as tall as Sasuke is, and has the most beautiful blue, cerulean eyes (beautiful as the clear water of the lakes, beautiful as the sky on summer mornings), and long, blond eyelashes and cute lips and messy hair kissed by the sun. He’s gorgeous. And maybe Sasuke is paying too much attention, but hell, it’s hard not to.

They are 15 years old and Sasuke would hit a three-meter bully for that boy. Sasuke would do anything for that boy.

He says, with a smile that covers half of his face. His hair is messier than usual and several blond strands fall on his forehead. His blue eyes sparkle in the darkness. His blue shirt sticks to him in all the right angles and Sasuke thinks if you were not so damn attractive, I would surely kill you right now, you idiot. But he doesn’t say it, because of course, that’s not something you would say to your best friend.

“Naruto, I’m not going to get into your father’s van in the middle of the night and drive to a Waffle House at twelve in the morning.”

Naruto seems confused. He keeps his balance on the window frame and raises his hand to show him the set of keys. “No problem, Sas. I have the keys.”

- [I really like this one because just, the idea of them going to a Waffle House in the middle of the night is a favorite of mine, and the dialogue of Sasuke being like “i’m not going to drive to a waffle house at fucking 12am” and Naruto being just like “no worries, i have the keys” because he thinks the problem is that Sasuke doesn’t want to steal the car is so funny LMAO. Also, I live for Naruto calling him “Sas”.]

Damn fucking Naruto. Fuck his stupid heart. Fuck the one who decided up there that it would be a good idea to give him a nice smile and a beautiful personality and the eyes of Gods. Fuck the one who decided it would be good for Sasuke to fall in love with a stupid blonde with a heart of gold, stubborn as hell. Fuck the one who thought it would be a good idea for Sasuke to like his best friend. Fuck the one who decided that Waffle Houses could open for 24 hours. Fuck Naruto with his beautiful eyes; damn, damn, damn and fucking dammit.

- [I LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS PART. Like poor dude, he’s just so Done about having a crush and being in love with his Best Friend LMAO. I love how he curses the Gods and Everyone and Naruto Especially while also changing and going downstairs to go out with said crush.]

It’s strange that he’s so quiet, but at least Sasuke can look at him out of the corner of his eye from time to time. And when the light from the headlights on the side of the street hits him right in the face, and Sasuke can admire how beautiful he is, how stunning his eyes are and how bright they look and how his hair is gleaming and the so pretty and alluring that is the whole him, all of him… is those moments when Sasuke thinks that, maybe, it was not such a bad idea that Naruto woke him up in the middle of the night to drive to a Waffle House. Maybe, it’s not so bad that Naruto is crazy. Maybe, it’s not so bad that Sasuke is in love with him.

You know how in that tragic movie where the girl has cancer she says something in the beginning like “I fell in love with him like falling asleep, suddenly and without realizing it”? Yes, well. Sasuke used to make fun of that, even if Naruto thought it was very romantic. But now, as he sees his best friend smiling in a damn suit that fits his body in all the right places, now that he sees him laughing with the gym lights doing wonders on his tanned skin, now that he is listening to him talk and laugh and just being him, being happy… now he understands it. Sasuke does not know when he fell in love with Naruto; he probably was always a bit in love with him. He does not know when it happened or why, the only thing he knows now is that he is completely, totally, utterly, head-over-heels in love with him, so much so that it is ridiculous.

The realization hits him. Hard and strong against his stomach, like the thousands of stones and heaps of earth in an avalanche. Destroying cliffs, roads.

It’s like when you have a leak in your house and you do not fix it and you probably don’t realize the damage it is doing until after weeks the hole on the cement floor is too big to ignore. It’s like the snowball that is falling and growing on the steep hill that you don’t notice until it’s too late.

It’s just like that.

And the realization is so big and so brutal that it terrifies him, because Sasuke not only loves Naruto, Sasuke is in love with him. He loves every damn part of him in the rawest and realest way possible and it scares him so much that he can’t stand it.

“Naruto. I’m not in the mood,” he says, and his voice sounds tired, because he’s tired, he can’t stand it anymore, and he’s stupid, stupid, stupid, because Sasuke wants to cry, and because Sasuke wants to kiss Naruto while he cries because Sasuke is a damn tragedy walking, but he can’t, he can’t and that’s hard.

[…] he’s so close that, for a moment, the only thing he can see is blue. Blue, blue, eternal, endless, inexhaustible, precious blue; that swallows him, that overwhelms him, that suffocates him.

He’s as close as that time when they…

“Sasuke, you’re a fucking idiot.” He says, his breath warm against his own lips.

[…]

He’s as close as that time when they kissed.

Naruto is kissing him, Holy…

It’s abrupt and so sudden and Sasuke has not closed his eyes, (Sasuke can’t even believe it to begin with, because they’re kissing), but Naruto does, so he can see the thin, long golden lashes that flutter softly against his own cheekbones. They tickle him. He can see the cascade of hair on his forehead and the mess of color on his skin and everything is so familiar. The cracked feeling of his lips, the blue so close, the hair that tickles Sasuke… It’s making him dizzy. Everything is so familiar, and yet so different at the same time. It’s coarser, stronger.

Naruto doesn’t seem to know what he is doing though; he just keeps pressing his lips so hard against his that Sasuke thinks he might knock a tooth out of him. His fingers continue to cling to his tie, crumpling it between his fingernails, and it’s…

Sasuke doesn’t care. Because Naruto is kissing him, and even if he’s clumsy, Naruto is kissing him, and his heartbeat thunders into his ears, the blood rushes in his veins and everything is chaos.

With Naruto everything is chaos.

Like the storms.

Like hurricanes.

Everything is too intense and strong and…

“You know what?” He says, and he continues laughing, but not so much anymore. “Ino said you would make exactly that face.”

Sasuke blinks. What?

“Did you tell Ino about—” Sasuke doesn’t quite know how to define it, even if he’s supposed to be good with words, so he just manages to move his hand between them in a movement that Naruto would do, and adds, “—this?”

Naruto gives him a sideways little smile. “Actually, I told Shikamaru, Ino was just there.”

Once again. What?

“What?”

Naruto grins. Bright and toothy, his eyes sparkling with amusement. “Sasuke, teme. You’re easier to read than you think.”

Sasuke is about to yell at him because what? But then Naruto’s smile softens, and it’s sweet and tender and intimate. And the words that come out of his lips moments later roll off his tongue and roll up through the air and dance and spin and hit Sasuke with such force that he practically staggers.

“I love you too, you bastard.”

It’s too much.

And Naruto is smiling, and Naruto is there and everywhere and Sasuke wants to drown in him.

So he does. He takes a step and closes the distance between them and drowns in him.

One of his hands takes him from the suit and brings him closer while the other slips behind him and mixes with the strands of hair that are too soft against his skin. And then he kisses him again. He kisses him as he should be kissed. He kisses the brain out of him and leans against his personal space and enters his bubble of warmth, the warmth that radiates from every pore of his being. He kisses him and gets drunk with his smell and his skin and all of him.

He kisses him and Naruto kisses him back and Sasuke almost sighs. Because it feels so good to be real; because it feels like falling into bed after a long and tiring day. It feels like a hot shower against your aching body and like the emotion you feel when climbing a roller coaster.

It’s all at once.

Rawly intense and gently soothing.

It’s chaos.

And he kisses him again and again and again and again and again and again and again until he loses the count.

“You know what?” Naruto says in a moment. His voice is agitated and his breathing is uneven and unsteady and he is trying to pull more air inside of him. And his lips are a little swollen and Sasuke kisses him again, short and fast, before he speaks again, because Sasuke can’t help it and stop now. “Now that I think about it, I’m much better at expressing myself than you are.”

“Shut up, usuratonkachi.”

Naruto laughs. And it’s the most beautiful thing Sasuke has ever heard before.

ALSO. I absolutely ADORE the part where they’re 15. Like, how Sasuke keeps thinking “Naruto’s too much” because his sole presence overwhelms him, the fact that he keeps thinking about kissing him, the fact that he can’t take his eyes off him, the fact that he hit someone so freaking hard because they said they would “kill themselves if they had that [Naruto’s] face”, the fact that he was jealous of girls noticing Naruto because of his looks, because “yeah, Naruto was so goddamn attractive (he keeps thinking about touching him, wondering about how his skin would feel against his fingers, wanting to touch his face, his hair, daydreaming about his eyes. Dude is just Gone LOL), but ALSO, would yOU DUMB GIRLS HEAR ABOUT HIS STORIES ABOUT RAMEN??? WOULD YOU HEAR HIM BABBLE ABOUT HIS FAVORITE DUMB MOVIES AND POP MUSIC??? WOULD YOU??? WELL, I DO!!!! SO FUCK OFF!!!!!!” LMAO. I LIVE for Sasuke’s Gay Crisis and him realizing he finds his best friend criminally attractive and endearing.

(I’M SO SORRY FOR MAKING THIS ANSWER SO LONG, OMG).

4. What’s your favorite line of dialogue?

Because I’m predictable and also because, like I said, I’m a cheesy dork, my favorite line is: “I love you too, you bastard.” It just has so much power, for me. It’s so intimate and I love how Naruto says “too” even when Sasuke doesn’t say it out loud before, because Naruto just knows. It’s so gentle, even when he’s calling him “bastard” (that at this point is actually a pet name rather than an insult LMAO).

Bonus to:

“Sasuke, you’re a fucking idiot.”

I really love it LMAO. I like it because I find it funny that it’s what Naruto says just before he kisses him, but also because it’s actually so tender, too??? Like Sasuke was all “MAYBE I DON’T LIKE YOU ANYMORE, HUH?!?! MAYBE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I FINALLY GOT TIRED OF YOU”; he’s throwing all this drama but he’s actually spilling his heart out and Naruto can see all through it, he can literally see what he’s actually thinking, and it just. Hits. Hard. So he’s just like, “I’m gonna cut this bullshit right here” and goes “Sasuke, you’re a fucking idiot”, with a tone that basically means actually that, like “sasuke, you fucking IDIOT. i KNOW. i KNOW. stop hurting yourself”, and it just gets me, haha.

“Do you want to go to the prom with me?” […] “I’m serious, Sas. I want you to go with me.”

I was so excited when I wrote those two lines. Again, I’m weak for Naruto calling him “Sas”, and I wanted so bad Naruto asking him to prom. Even if it’s not with a big gesture, it FEELS like so much for both of them. And I wanted to make sure that it sounded like he wasn’t joking around, even if he made the proposal “easier to digest” by phrasing it later like he was asking Sasuke just because he was his best friend and he wanted him to have fun with him (which, yeah, but he also knew about Sasuke being in love with him, and Naruto was, too, so he was just being assertive in the situation, trying to make it easier for Sasuke because he knows him, and he knows how big it already feels like for him just being asked as a friend).

“Because I want you to take your head out of your ass for a moment and have fun with your best friend?”

Naruto telling Sasuke to take his head out of his ass is my favorite thing ever LMAO.

7. Where did the title come from?

To be honest, I’m TERRIBLE to put titles. I always forget to name my fics, because I focus on the story itself first, haha. I always save the docs in word like “childhood friends au sns” or “christmas au” or things like that, planning to actually name them later, but I ALWAYS forget to do it. I always remember when I actually have to put a name to it because I’m about to post it on AO3 and it asks me for a title first, LOL. So, basically, this one (and all my other titles) came up last minute. I have always liked when Naruto is compared to the Sun (I do it at the end of the fic, too, haha), and I thought the fic itself revolves around Sasuke’s love for Naruto, Sasuke’s journey to get to know Naruto and fall for him, and Sasuke realizing his feelings and being constantly overwhelmed by them because of they’re so strong and so deep and because Naruto just feels like Too Much sometimes (in a good, messy way) to him. So I thought it was accurate to call it “The Sun is too bright, it hurts”, because for me, it basically encompasses what the fic is about: Naruto is too much sometimes that it actually hurts Sasuke, because he Can’t Handle Feelings and it’s Suffocating and Overwhelming and Scary, but it’s okay at the end, because Naruto feels just as much as him. (I actually wanted to add “but it’s okay” at the end, but I felt like it was too long already LOL).

8. Did any real people or events inspire any part of it?

It’s not actually real people or real events, but I actually based the scene where Sasuke saves Naruto from getting run over by a car from one of my favorite, favorite scenes in Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe. It’s a lot like the one there in the book, but I found it a very Sasuke Thing to do, and I also liked how it lined up with the fact that “Sasuke’s feet moved on its own” in actual canon. Boy is willing to give his life for Naruto in any universe and I respect that, LOL.

The scene where people were talking shit about Naruto’s face is based from a scene I watched on the movie Wonder. I always cry with the movie and I had just watched it before writing the fic, so I wanted to write something based on that scene because it got me hard.

It’s also pretty obvious, but the accidental kiss is there because I absolutely Love it and I have mad respect for Kishimoto for that, so if I can, I’m going to make that accidental kiss happen in every single fic I write for them LOL.

Anyways, that would be all!!!!! I’m so sorry for making this hella long, lol, but I’m honestly so happy you were curious about this fic!!!! Like I said, I have a soft spot for this one, just as much as I have a soft spot for SNS. They will always be my favorite boys and my favorite ship ever. And I really enjoyed re-reading my own stuff and remembering my feelings while writing it years ago. AND IT JUST. MEANS A LOT TO ME???? This fic is from YEARS ago, and the fact that you ask about it just means more than I can express with words. SO, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING, HONESTLY.

I HOPE YOU’RE HAVING AN AMAZING DAY/NIGHT. I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BEYOND. HOPE YOU’RE SAFE, OKAY AND HAPPY. <333333333333333 LOTS OF LOVE FOR YOU!!!!!

#asks #my writing #my fics #sns #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING YOU'RE SO SWEET I CAN'T BELIEVE IT #i love you!!! ;--;#i really really appreciate it #and i really really hope you're doing fine #SENDING YOU HUGS AND WARM POSITIVE VIBES!!!!!!!!#the sun is too bright it hurts #this is soooo criminally long tho #i'm so sorry omg #why am i like this #why do i talk a lot

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lvllns · 4 years ago

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otp tag!

oh holy shit this was a whole thing. i was tagged by @rosebarsoap, @solasan, @impossible-rat-babies, and i’m sure others but my activity feed is a disaster i’m sorry if i missed u. thank y’all for the tags!!

pretty sure everyone has been tagged at this point? i can’t keep track anymore, my brain is mush. if you wanna do this, you’re tagged now!

DISAGREEMENTS. Who is more likely to raise their voice?: Neither of them. At most, they get a hard edge to their voice or speak in clipped tones. It's always about risks being taken.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?: NEITHER OF THEM. There is no way Sparrow or Mason would ever do that.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?: NOBODY LEAVES.

Who trashes the house?: Who the fuck? NEITHER OF THEM!

Do either of them get physical?: NO.

How often do they argue/disagree?: Very, very, very, rarely. It's always about, like, one of them just fuckin doing something and getting injured or being put in danger and the other panicking about it. Or the two of them ignoring the other one telling them to save somebody else and instead saving each other. LISTEN.

Who is the first to apologize?: They both do, like in the middle of whatever they're talking about. It's always like "I'm sorry but I'd do it again" and the other person just "I know and I love you but I think you shaved 5 years off my life."

SEX. Who is on top? Who is on bottom?: This changes every single time.

Any kinks?: Sparrow is with a vampire. You get one guess. A lot of it is Sparrow.......uh, learning things about themself as this goes so like. They discover they're into choking when Mason puts his hand on their neck one time. Ya know. Absolutely into praise as well.

Who has the strangest desires?: I don't know that either of them really want anything considered strange??? I mean, Sparrow wants him to bite them but I feel like Mason would be onboard so.

Who’s dominant in bed?: Mason probably more often than Sparrow, though it definitely flip flops depending. I feel like once Sparrow is more confident, they'd be more up for taking the lead.

Is head ever in the equation?: Of fucking course it is.

If so, who is better at performing it?: Mason for sure.

Ever had sex in public?: They fucked in a haunted house at a carnival.

Who moans the most?: They're both pretty quiet I think, each of them takes great pride in making the other get vocal. A lot of like, soft moans and grunts and whispers.

Who leaves the most marks?: Mason on Sparrow, bc his whack ass healing makes it impossible for Sparrow to leave marks on him, even though they try.

Who is the more experienced of the two?: Mason for sure. Sparrow hasn't........had a lot of experience.

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?: They make love baby. Even when it gets rougher, it’s never really fucking. Well, okay, wait, maybe they fucked in the haunted house....that’s not exactly.....an environment conducive to love making.

How long do they usually last?: A...av....average? I don't know enough about sex for this section.

Rough or soft?: Soft most of the time.

Is protection used?: Like 99% of the time, yeah.

Does it ever get boring?: Lol no. Mason is Mason and Sparrow is always up for an adventure or a challenge.

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?: THEY. FUCKED. IN. A. HAUNTED. HOUSE. AT. A. CARNIVAL.

Where did they not have sex?: I mean they probably wouldn't fuck, like, in a gas station bathroom?

FAMILY. Do they plan on having children/or have children?: This is so complicated and requires it's own post tbh. Currently, no kids and no plans for kids but it's.......yeah, it's just complicated.

If so, how many children do they want/have?: See above.

AFFECTION. Who likes to cuddle?: Oh they both do, Sparrow initiates it more though.

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?: Fucking, both of them. Handsy mother fuckers.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?: BOTH OF THEM. Early in a relationship, Mason more often, but once Sparrow is comfortable? All bets are off, sorry. Don't go into the library ever.

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?: There is no becoming uncomfortable, they both just pass out. Or Sparrow falls asleep and Mason is legally unable to move, it's like cat rules.

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?: Mason will sit and braid Sparrow's hair while they read. Sparrow likes to just sit with Mason, like leaning on each other, watching a show or talking. Just, they really just like to exist together. Also, fucking off into the woods to go camping.

Where is their favourite place to cuddle?: Literally anywhere, Sparrow is not picky and both of them are so tactile, who gives a shit.

SLEEPING. Who snores?: Neither of them.

If both do, who snores the loudest?: Listen.

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?: Oh they share a bed for sure. If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?: Sparrow clings to Mason like an octopus.

What do they wear to bed?: Nothing, they both sleep naked.

Are either of them insomniacs?: Nah. Sparrow runs fine on like 4-6 hours of sleep though.

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: Nope.

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?: Sparrow likes to wrap themself around Mason but sometimes they will just lay side by side and like, hold hands.

Who wakes up with bed hair?: They both do, Sparrow's is probably worse considering it's long and slightly wavy.

Who wakes up first?: Surprisingly, Sparrow! Only because Mason will fall asleep after they've been asleep for some time already so they wake up before he does.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?: Sparrow is too worried about crumbs in the bed bothering Mason to even think about eating in bed.

What is their favourite sleeping position?: Mason flat on his back, Sparrow with a leg slung over his hip, arm across his chest and their head smashed against whatever part of him is nearest.

Do they set an alarm each night?: Yeah.

Who has nightmares?: They both do, though I think Sparrow is the only one who remembers them after they wake. Mason, luckily, forgets his dreams.

Can a television be found in their bedroom?: Nope, laptops can though.

Who has ridiculous dreams?: Again, both. Again, Mason forgets them while Sparrow remembers.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?: MASON. He just spreads out and Sparrow tucks themself against him, it works fine really.

Who makes the bed?: Mason most often because Sparrow tends to get sidetracked and forget.

What time is bed time?: When Sparrow next passes out is up to the Gods. Mason just crashes whenever he finally feels tired.

Any routines/rituals before bed?: They'll watch an episode or two of a show. Sparrow will meditate. Mason often tries to break their focus.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?: Probably Mason? Sparrow is an annoying morning person.

WORK. Who is the busiest?: Oh they both are. Maybe Sparrow slightly more because of the whole, working for the PD and the Agency thing.

Who rakes in the highest income?: I feel like it ends up pretty even eventually?

Are any of them unemployed?: Nah.

Who takes the most sick days?: I guess Sparrow would, though it's very rare. Mason can't get sick, bastard.

What are their jobs?: Sparrow is a detective and agency liaison. Mason is a specialist agent for the Agency.

Who sucks up to their boss?: I don't think either of them do? Sparrow is polite with the Captain but he's nice enough. They definitely don't suck up to Adam or Rebecca or whomstever is in charge of them at the Agency.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work?: Neither of them. Sparrow has Anxiety so they're always at least 10 minutes early.

Who stresses the most?: SPARROW.

Do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?: Mason enjoys what he does for sure. Sparrow.......never wanted to be doing this. At all. They definitely aren't thrilled but they do like it, it's just......not what they wanted.

Are they financially stable?: Oh yeah.

HOME. Who does the washing?: Even trade off I think.

Who takes out the trash?: Sparrow.

Who does the ironing?: Neither of them lmao

Who does the cooking?: Sparrow! Mason likes to sit on the counter and talk while they cook.

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: Mason lmao

Who is messier?: Even split again. Sparrow will set something down, get sidetracked, and then that book stays on the counter for five days until Mason is like "Bird you forgot your book." It's less.....intentionally messy and more just....brain going sideways.

Who leaves the toilet roll empty?: Neither of them.

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: BOTH OF THEM. There is a HAMPER and they both just throw their clothes on the ground like HEATHENS.

Who forgets to flush the toilet?: Fucking NEITHER OF THEM.

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: Nope, absolutely never happens. Sparrow's anxiety kicks in and overrides the ADHD and the keys are always in sight.

Who answers the telephone?: If it's not a work call for Sparrow, then Mason.

Who mows the lawn?: Currently, neither of them bc there is no lawn lmao.

Who does the vacuuming?: Sparrow.

Who does the groceries?: Both together because they like doing it together. Mason enjoys putting random shit in the cart and seeing if Sparrow notices.

Who takes the longest to shower?: dasjgnd they're both very quick about showers, so neither?

Who spends the most time in the bathroom?: Sparrow I guess. They're both very much like, there's no real routine. They just fiddle with their hair and go.

MISCELLANEOUS. Is money a problem?: Nah.

How many cars do they own?: Just Sparrow's ol' reliable right now.

What’s their song?: We Love Like Vampires by Sparks the Rescue. Me & You by Honne.

Do they live in the city or in the country?: Country for sure. Both of them like the quiet.

Do they own their home or do they rent?: Right now, Sparrow rents their apartment.

Do they enjoy their surroundings?: I think so, yeah. Sparrow wishes they weren't still in Wayhaven sometimes but it's fine.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?: Whatever needs to be done? There isn't like something specific they have to do if they're apart, they just go on with their day.

Where did they first meet?: Formally, Sparrow's office when Rebecca introduced the entire team.

Who spends the most money when out shopping?: Gods, both of them?

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?: Mason, I guess.

Any mental issues?: Sparrow is a whole Mess honestly, anxiety, ADHD, PTSD, etc. etc.

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?: Both of them, bastards that they are.

Who’s terrified of bugs?: Eh, neither of them.

Who kills the spiders around the house?: NOBODY. Sparrow scoops them up and puts them outside.

Do they have any fears for their future?: The inevitable "Sparrow is going to die, Mason is an immortal vampire" obviously.

Their favourite place?: Somewhere in the woods together.

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: Mason, since, you know, he doesn't really enjoy eating food.

Who pays the bills?: They both do.

Who’s the tallest?: Mason by like 6 inches.

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?: Mason, though Sparrow will too. He just does it more often.

Who wanders around in their underwear?: Oh they both do.

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: Sparrow, though it's rare they do.

What do they tease each other about?: Mason likes to good naturedly tease Sparrow about their bookish nature. Sparrow will squish his cheeks when he glares and grin at him.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?: MASON. Oh Gods, Sparrow is....listen, if they aren't dressed professionally for work or going out, they're a hot mess. I'm talking like bright green hoodie, neon yellow leggings, hot pink running shoes. Like a Lisa Frank folder exploded on a human being.

Who crushed first?: Mason. It took Sparrow a bit to be like "oh it's more than thinking his face is just nice, okay."

Any alcohol or substance related problems?: Nah, Sparrow doesn't drink.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?: Neither of them, considering the above and Mason's vampire biology.

Who swears the most?: Oh they both do. Sparrow looks sweet but they..........listen. They have the mouth of a sailor tbh. You get the two of them in a room together and let them talk and it's a mess of swearing.

#caiti.txt #long post #c: sparrow kingston #mason x sparrow #SURE HOPE THAT READ MORE WORKS #holy shit this was a whole thing wow it took me....a few days lmao

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florbelles · 4 years ago

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otp questions meme

tagged by @nightwingshero and @returnofthepd3, thanks loves! doing this for john x lyra since that’s the shared fandom

tagging (and i sincerely apologize if you’ve done it or been tagged several times i haven’t been online today) @overboss @fillianore @callmeredhood @sharky-broshaw @chuckhansen @softmillers @tommymillers @spicevalleys @chyrstis @theoutlawdiaries @stvnningstrike @risenlucifer @smithandrogers and anyone else who has otps to talk about (let me know if you would or would not like to be tagged in these things, i feel like pretty much revert to the same list)

DISAGREEMENTS

who is more likely to raise their voice? lyra’s usually the first but both of them do it who threatens to leave but never actually does? neither during arguments tbh who actually keeps their word and leaves? neither who trashes the house? lyra while john just stands back pointing screaming WRATH. WRATH WAY TO GO WRATHY NICE JOB do either of them get physical? not the way this means how often do they argue/disagree? at first they're both kind of constantly testing/pushing each other because the concept of unconditional love is foreign to them so there's a constant undercurrent of deliberate provocation or extreme overcompensation but it's something they learn to move past. by the time they're well established and comfortable in their relationship it becomes a fairly rare thing who is the first to apologize? they would both claim the other person does but they usually just end up blowing off steam and circling back to it when they can discuss things more calmly (but tbh most of their fights are incredibly petty have you met them)

(full questionnaire under the cut -- cw for sex, drugs & alcohol references)

SEX

who is on top? either/or who is on the bottom? same who has the strangest desires? lyra tends to have the more inopportune impulses or ill-advised ideas but that’s more of a “no lyra we are not having sex right now you are severely injured that is an entire gunshot wound what happened” “well clearly i got shot john take off your clothes” than anything else any kinks? i mean. nothing that would be unexpected. since it’s them. who’s dominant in bed? it’s either/or tbh they’re both enthusiasts is head ever in the equation? of course if so, who is better at performing it? they’ve both been around the block many many times sex isn’t a problem for them ever had sex in public? yes, occasionally to unfortunate results. rip to that resistance man who walked by at the wrong time who moans the most? the guards at the ranch hate their job next question who leaves the most marks? both of them honestly they’re rabid who is the more experienced of the two? john (because, lyra would explain, he’s older, he’s an old man, not for lack of effort on her part) do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? fuck initially because it’s what they’re used to, make love later, still do both rough or soft? it’s situational tbh, softer when they’re lazy in the mornings and just want to be together and rough when they’re in the mood how long do they usually last? it’s more a matter of how long they have honestly is protection used? lyra has it covered iud wise does it ever get boring? like i said this is like the one (1) intimacy area they’re fucking great with so no where is the strangest place they’d have sex? i mean. they’ve attempted most places tbh their family and flock live in constant fear of what they’ll walk in on at any given moment

FAMILY

do they plan on having children/or have children? in the alternate cult wins the holy war timeline only; lyra didn’t really want to have them before they left the bunker but it ended up happening five years in anyway since she ran through the preventatives if so, how many children do they want/have? they have twins and a younger son, so three; in my main canon they have none

AFFECTION

who likes to cuddle? both but john’s needier about it who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? both of them who struggles to keep their hands to themself? both of them, have you met them, they’re not chill dudes how long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? it’s much easier for lyra to express affection physically than verbally so it’s their main outlet honestly, comfort is secondary who gives the most kisses? like i said it’s really the only way lyra can say i love you so it’s definitely lyra what is their favourite non-sexual activity? hot baths, they’ve had a long day harvesting saving souls where is their favourite place to cuddle? they like to sit in those stupid rocking chairs outside the ranch, by the fire pit in their yard or on their couch by the fireplace how often do they get time to themselves? less as the conflict they call the holy war escalates tbh, but they take it where they can

SLEEPING

who snores? john if both do, who snores the loudest? if lyra’s snoring it’s because she’s sick and she’s an entire freight train do they share a bed or sleep separately? share a bed if they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? they fully sleep on top of each other, NO breathing ONLY crushing weight of partner >:(((( what do they wear to bed? they don’t tbh, unless they’re trying to nap in the middle of the day because their sleep schedules were ruined by that pesky war they started are either of them insomniacs? sleep is increasingly a luxury for them but no, not really. lyra has more trouble sleeping alone/in general because she’ll down like five cups of coffee immediately before bed and then be like why is sleep evading me. how could this happen what kind of twisted joke is this i cannot believe the heretics have done this can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? no do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? they’re a tangled mess lbr who wakes up with bed hair? both but lyra has a ridiculous amount of hair so she’s more visibly A Mess who wakes up first? lyra but she usually immediately wakes john up so everyone loses who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? neither. lyra will bring coffee up for both of them and then get back in bed with him and end up passing out so. thanks for the cold useless coffee lyra good job what is their favourite sleeping position? i think i’ve established “position” is an optimistic way to describe the twined up sleeping mess that is them do they set an alarm each night? not usually, lyra’s up with the sun no matter what so it’s only if they have to be up earlier than that for something project-related can a television be found in their bedroom? no tbh who has nightmares? john about the past, lyra about the future who has ridiculous dreams? lyra who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? this usually isn’t an issue tbh. they’ll accuse each other of it but if it happens it’s usually more of a “someone shifted in their sleep and took the sheets with them” situation who makes the bed? neither of them, lyra’s more likely to remember to strip the sheets off what time is bed time? oh to have a consistent bed time again. they sleep when and where they can, honestly. neither of them are proud of the desk incident. or the fire pit incident. or -- any routines/rituals before bed? they’ll wash up while they recap but nothing unusual (if you ignore the blood they’re scrubbing out of their nail beds) who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? john because if he’d known he was signing up for sadistic disney princess leaning her head out the window at 5:30 am every day he might have reconsidered the sleeping arrangements

WORK

who is the busiest? both of them have a lot going on, who rakes in the highest income? john. lyra was also rich before the cult but if Most of john’s money came from ethically questionable means nearly All of lyra’s did. does pawning the apology diamonds you stole off a philanderer count as ‘income?’ are any of them unemployed? no, the sinners keep them busy who takes the most sick days? john. lyra shows up holding her guts in with her hand like heyyyy who we hunting!!! oh this no it’s fine i’m fine who is more likely to turn up late to work? if they’re late they’re both late, you get me, but it doesn’t happen since work is a life or death situation for them who sucks up to their boss? john. lyra respects joseph but she isn’t desperate for his love and approval, so. you know. what are their jobs? the baptist & judge of eden’s gate. insert truly horrifying job descriptions here who stresses the most? john about the short term (joseph’s disapproval, lyra got stabbed again and decided not to mention it), lyra about the long term do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? they love what they do! how lovely for them! ignore the screaming and the antlered corpse you get used to it are they financially stable? yes

HOME

who does the washing? neither. out of the generosity of their hearts they give others the chance to atone by doing everything for them! acts of service! yes! who takes out the trash? their kindness and generosity knows no bounds who do you think takes out the trash who does the ironing? oh lyra actually does this sometimes because she doesn’t trust anyone else with an iron around her clothes who does the cooking? all jokes aside, neither of them, the project takes care of that who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? neither, they’re more likely to burn the house down because they got distracted~ and left the oven on who is messier? i mean have you seen the ranch have you seen the bunker they live in chaos but lyra carries the added threat of lipstick and mascara and bleeding on the table because she’s trying to stitch herself up who leaves the toilet roll empty? neither who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? they both shed them in a hurry but lyra i guess who forgets to flush the toilet? neither who is the prankster around the house? lyra’s more likely to start it but honestly they do so much shit to fuck with each other who even remembers how it began at this point what matters is lyra’s wanted: sinner poster was over the fireplace for a week who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? lyra is more likely to lose the key to john’s hangar oh no baby guess you can’t fly today (i jest, the answer is neither, they care deeply about their vehicles and more importantly need to be ready to Go at any given moment) who mows the lawn? the peggies. the flock, i mean. their beloved flock. bless them. who answers the telephone? either. usually john. who does the vacuuming? neither who does the groceries? neither, but since lyra’s undercover she can smuggle things back from town sometimes who takes the longest to shower? both of them are menaces but lyra’s hair weighs two tons soaking wet so the whole Process is a bit longer for her (but not by as much as it should be)

MISCELLANEOUS

is money a problem? not at all how many cars do they own? they have their personal cars and then de facto ownership/use of any of the project’s vehicles so. too many do they own their home or do they rent? they own their home and one way or another they’re gonna own your home, too do they live in the city or in the country? country do they enjoy their surroundings? they do now. they’ll talk about their favorite places that are tragically going to get toasted by god’s cleansing fire but they’re happy so it doesn’t matter what’s their song? rabid by nicole dollanganger but don’t tell them they will be deeply offended what do they do when they’re away from each other? when they’re not together they’re usually either working or catching up with their other family members. un project-relatedly, lyra sends a lot of time with faith or going for walks across the henbane (often both), john pets affirmation lovingly where did they first meet? an eden’s gate service lyra attended because she wished to be a menace to scope the situation out, it was very brief and john was extremely wary because joseph was very intrigued by this rando who spends the most money when out shopping? both, someone help them who’s more likely to flash their assets? lyra, but both lbr who finds it amusing when the other trips over? ten minute montage of them pointing and laughing at each other’s failed dramatic exits and getting salty about it any mental issues? oh my god. oh my god who’s terrified of bugs? they got bigger problems who kills the spiders around the house? both their favourite place? the ranch, the yes sign because they’re like that who pays the bills? john deals with the accounts do they have any fears for their future? they’re not overly Worried about the collapse honestly they think they have things more under control than they actually do and in many ways are looking forward to it and that sweet sweet vindication but john is chronically worried by joseph’s concerns about him not making it to new eden and lyra is checks notes chronically worried by joseph’s concerns about john not making it to new eden who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? lyra and it’s a surprise because wtf you’ve been able to cook this whole time we’ve been eating lyle’s food for months who’s the tallest? john when they’re barefoot but i mean. lyra loves her heels who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? they both do this pretty much any time one’s in the shower tbh who wanders around in their underwear? lyra. she loves clothes for the aesthetic but she lives in lingerie and dressing gowns at home who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? lyra always what do they tease each other about? lyra teases john about being older like ah yes john, how is at 32, the age that you totally are, the actual age of 32 called and it’s holding your ass hostage. makes fun of oh john, thinks it’s ridiculous. pitches her voice three octaves higher when she repeats anything he says to anyone. john makes fun of her impractical hair and that time she killed a dude in idaho for threatening her at a gas station and then threw together the worst cover up known to man like wow lie-ruh what a great serial killer you are whoa your competence is astounding your sheer talent your brilliant mind you planted your own gun at the scene iT dIdnT hAVe sERiaL NumBERs JOhn pffffft ridiculous who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? they’re glorious extra dramatic disasters with their fashion sense and they embrace it in each other tbh who crushed first? john but he was desperately gathering dirt on her to be like “see joseph she sucks 0/10 we do not need” so it was a complicated process for him any alcohol or substance related problems? oh yeah i mean they both have a history of addiction (john moreso than lyra drug-wise, she used them but it didn’t get to his level since seeing seeing how it affected her mother made her wary) and harmfully self-medicating so while they’re theoretically clean(er) they’re never going to have healthy relationships with addictive substances who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? lyra. i had to johnatthew the rethitanth wath takin shots i’m undercoverrr who swears the most? john when he’s upset, lyra in casual conversations

#tag memes #long post #x: from eden #oc: lyra fairbanks

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ogeeitsme · 5 years ago

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Do you mind if I ask 11, 8 and 25?

(the post was strtd by peter n ended w me, Kris kdnkdn)

We don’t mind!

11 - first impressions of your fictives

Woah, I don’t know who to answer this- mostly because I’m like, should everyone say their thing? Since you know, everyone has different perspectives? To keep the answer short, I’ll just say my point of view! And if anyone has specific people they wanna ask, you can ask again! Actually, starting now, if you guys want someone specific to answer you can say so!

So... I won’t state everyone, because there’s a lot of people, but I‘ll do the people I’ve talked to properly!

Chara - Scary and really serious, like, they don’t have to tell me anything I could totally just leave the room if they gave me a glare. Even if they’re shorter than me, they have this like vibe that tells you that they don’t mess around

Kris - I thought he’d be quiet at first, he didn’t move a lot, but then he was suuper welcoming and dragged me into a lot of stuff- honestly he really helped me into getting used to front a lot! It felt safer when he was around, especially in my first days

Mister Crowley - he looked really business-y, but I liked him. I thought he was cool, and then he ended up being one of my dads! I thought he’d be a more angry person, but he’d rather lounge on a sofa

Miss Toriel - she’s soft! And she’s such a good mom.. she’s so supportive of everyone and just wants everyone to feel safe and happy! She really cares

MJ - I won’t lie, I was like super weirded out, excited, and worried ALL at the same time. Like, I was just is she gonna be okay here, like is it gonna be weird? And then you know, she found out I liked her this whole time and I found out too I think, and I guess we’re.. together now?

Miss Undyne - very loud, super supportive, and i was afraid that she’d just supplex me if she wanted to. She kinda yells a lot- but to support you!

Frisk - finally, someone else who gets to be called “baby”!

Mister MTT - I was honestly really nervous to meet him.. I was the first person he talked to- and that fear of when new members say “oh I’ve been here a while now!” Is real. Then I saw Frisk run over to jump all over him and he was really cool. He’s super flamboyant and when he talks in the body, he still sounds like a celebrity! He really cares though, I think that’s awesome

Miss Fluttershy - she’s kind of like the show.. uh, I won’t lie, I was a little tired after the first few days..? because she was panicking almost the whole time for two days straight and the emotional bleed was pret-ty intense so we were kind of having a panic attack non-stop for a while..? After that was over, she apologized and was really nice about it! Also ponies are tall??? I’m 5’6 or something and I forgot how much taller horses are after I saw how tall she was- and that’s a pony- geez

Miss Tempest - Uh, pretty angry.. when she and Miss Fluttershy came to the system at the same time, they apparently got a flood of memories of recent events so.. it’s like they got. A little run through of what they were getting into- so Miss Tempest got a quick summary of everything and that’s what got her mad when we first met..

8 - Songs that remind your introjects of their source?

[content warning 4 violence, harm, vent music :,^)] [ps this part took so long 2 make Idk y mksksh]

Peter - I’m not sure.. but I guess I’d have to say old-ish music (especially upbeat ones)? Maybe like.. new wave? Uh, I don’t like just new wave but they remind me of my source a lot. But sometimes they’re a weird genre. I’m not sure why I like old-ish music a bunch, but the others think it’s because of my movies’ OST? And yeah, pf I agree. They just remind me a little of Uncle Ben- he introduced to some music as a kid. And it just reminds me of my room, hanging out with friends- good vibes

Sal - Rock and Metal, for obvious reason lol. Besides Sanity’s Fall (they’re in youtube, check it out) it’s those for sure. GOD, actually the other day, we were revisiting the Halo Theme song- specifically the Mjolnir version and [chefs kiss] oof [chefs kiss] so good. It yells my source vibes. Actually I have a playlist just dedicated to rock and metal, and all my playlists are public on spotify, so if you have the skill you can definitely find them- shouldn’t be that hard

Kris - TBH IDK,,, bc I like a lot of genres,,,,, b I g (besides the DR OST) I’d say mayb contmprry soul? Or neo contemporary soul? Actlly I’m thinking of different state of mind by kid bloom bc it reminds me of my room b like in a calm way? I named my playlist on chill music aftr that DKJDKJ. Uhhh most of the songs that remind me of my source dsnt bring that much good mmries :,^) but here’s som songs that remind me of source: Soda by Nothing But Thieves, Don’t Know What To Do by Ck9c [it’s undrtle b I rel8 except this is wht I feel twrds Asriel n not the othr way arnd, esp when I was new 2 the sys :^( ], Nervous by The Neighbourhood [like how ppl must hav felt abt me in my source/canon :,,,^) plus how I felt w the entity arnd,,,, lowkey accur8 it hurts KDJDKHDDBHM if it wasn’t a love song lol], Afraid by The Neighbourhood [OOF I rmmbr I listnd 2 this a lot when I was new, this was rlly source vibes <:^/ me @ the entity, more accur8 than Nervous tbh], You’re Somebody Else by Flora Cash [probs Noelle @ me], SRRY MINE IS SO LONG

Chara - (I’ll b typing these 4 thm bc they’re not rlly the best rn, a LOT reminds thm abt source/canon so I’ll just grab a handful of diff emtions JDKDJ n I wnt explain jst go nuts I g KDHDJ- Kris) Won’t Give Into Darkness by Ck9c (obv rsns), Love Like You by Rebecca Sugar, The Valley by The Oh Hellos, Back To You by Twin Forks, Dust Inside The Light by Florist, Everything’s Alrightby Laura Shigihara, Please Leave a light On When You Go by Britain Ashford, Two Slow Dancers by Mitski, Stuff Is The Way by They Might be Giants, Echo by Circrush, Brutus by The Buttress, No Culture by Mother Mother, Choke by IDKHBTFM, This is Love by ATC, If I Killed Someone For You by Alec Benjamin

Spinel - (she isn’t arnd Rn b I’ll answ 4 her n say electro swing n swing music 👀, it her fave genre b also it reminds her of source dmdb)

Mettaton - he says anything that sounds like you’d put it on a runway/catwalk pff

25 - 3 Rndom fun facts abt an introjct!

I’m frnting now so I’ll pick on som1 MSHSWNK

I’m pickin Sal

-> he changes his hair like all the time, b we notice the messier it is the worse his mental st8 is in? If he’s feeling rlly ok, he’ll braid it, half of the time he’s in a pnytail or his hair is dwn, b sometimes u’ll catch him w his pigtails, esp w his age is yngr

-> he actlly has his guitar inspace! Sometimes he jams by himself n it’s Rlly Good 👌👌👌 (he wishes the body cld play the guitr sldjdkj, I rel8)

-> he has a cat!!!! inspace!! Like if u walk in his rm, his cat is like somwer, uslly On him

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no-hetsplanation-for-aa · 5 years ago

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11 and 24 for the ship thing. ^u^

i already answered 11!

24. What is one scene you want to see happen for all your ships?

i don’t know if this means ALL of them all of them but i am going to do my best to answer them all for my main ships....

fradrian: god i had an entire like, synopsis of a comic i’ve had planned since my early days in this fandom but i just can’t post it yet, i guess i’ll save it for when i do get around to it but i keep waffling on it. i have to be in a certain headspace to really think about it clearly and it’s personal to me, i don’t know if i want anyone outside my friend group to see it. sorry

realistically in canon though, i’d be happy if in aa7 or aai3 or whatever the next installment is that they at least mention that adrian and franziska are still talking. the fact that she was the first person EVER franziska reached out to for companionship is super important, imo

gumworth: in terms of canon i’d really love to see edgeworth apologize like fully for being a dick to gumshoe (no pun intended). edgeworth’s become a lot more conscious of others’ feelings and his actions in aai2, but an acknowledgement would be nice

in terms of fanon, i wanna see gumworth domestic shenanigans. how do they act at home? what activities do they like? what foods do they cook? i wanna know.....

blackbright: ok let’s be honest this ship cannot really WORK well in canon, and it’s why i’m not really a fan of phantomquill. like it’s good for angst and stuff but makes no sense to me because simon very much cares for athena and i think that simon dating fulbright/the phantom in canon would be super duper disrespectful to her trauma (you can still like it of course it’s just....i don’t see the appeal at all)

my au for these two is that bobby went on vacation a few months after he met & started working with simon and got stranded somehow without any way to contact him and had to do odd jobs to make his way back to his home country. he shows up after 5-5 and shocks absolutely everyone and learns that there has been someone masquerading as him for a whole entire YEAR and simon and co. all thought he was DEAD. what i want to see out of this scenario is like, a buildup to a relationship but very slowly. i think simon would need time to heal and regain trust for sure, but bobby’s willing to be patient with him and give him space while he processes his feelings on what happened

emamaya: capcom please just show these two interacting PERIOD outside of like two brief moments in soj. they deserved more than that, their sisters were “involved” in college for crying out LOUD how could they never have even MET BEFORE

emaziska: the same as above tbh i just want them to interact more!!! god!!! they...kkiiind of did in aai2, but only really through the argument scenes and it wasn’t really much

klapollo: in canon i’d love for klavier’s trauma to be addressed more but that’s more about him than his relationship....uhhh, in terms of fanon, i want klavier’s messier, more emotional side to be explored, and how apollo reacts to that. i think klavier is extremely needy and clingy but in a different way than, say, adrian is to franziska. how do they work through this?? how do they address klavier’s need for closeness at all times vs. apollo’s need for his own space and time, etc. i still haven’t thought much about it just yet

the investigirlfriends: the scene i’d love to see for them is me getting up off my ass and actually creating more content for them

#cross-examination #dd spoilers /#aai2 spoilers /#briefly at least #sorry ran out of time at the end...whoof

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punkscowardschampions · 4 years ago

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Carly & Ali & Caleb & Drew

Carly: [sends these boys a thirst trap] Ali: what she said Caleb: what you need Ali: [picture of the crowd of people 'cos 1. we're popular 2. we're going hard] Ali: enough to make it worth your while, bring all you got Drew: Bit harsh to your girlfriend that you reckon it weren't worth it from her snap Caleb: is it though? 😏 Caleb: we all 👀 her before Carly: [goes harder cos if you want a show boy challenge accepted] Carly: 😘 Ali: and you got rewarded for being a dickhead Ali: you can get here faster now Carly: ha Carly: idk why we r still talking when we could b not Carly: u wanna 👀 or u wanna touch Ali: 🤔 you both too exhausted from your busy day, yeah? Ali: n'awh Caleb: nah 💪🏾💪🏾 Ali: gonna need you to prove it, Cavante Drew: 👀 Walsh wants it but where's your proof 1st, like Caleb: what he said Ali: I get it, imagination is limited, but you really have no room between the two of your 🧠s to save it? Caleb: you got no room for attitude if you want your order filled before the party's over Ali: Well puts me in the mood that, nice one Ali: least your products better than your 🗣 Caleb: your 👄 is running the wrong way to put us in any mood Caleb: address that Carly: partys over then bye Carly: ill get 💊 from boys who know how to behave Ali: I'd sooner pay Ali: so your loss on every level Ali: hmu when you work out how to run a business and talk like a grown human Drew: C'mon bro, chill out Carly: 👶🏾 aw Caleb: you wanna be talked nice to all of a sudden? Caleb: 👌🏾 15 mins how's that? Drew: you need a party, drink a little, smoke something, you'll be ✌🏾👍🏾👊🏾 Ali: we're not going anywhere Carly: but up 🚀🌟🪐💫⭐️🚀 Ali: 🙏🙏🙏 Ali: closest imagery to me getting on my knees, you're welcome Caleb: 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 I can get down with Ali: see how many rosaries I can get done 'fore you show up Carly: shes a 👼💙 if thats how u want it Ali: only for you, baby Carly: i want u however tho Ali: that's why I'm with you not them Carly: 💍💙 Drew: I look the most 👼 though, just saying Carly: wait ur turn for the 🙏💛 tho Carly: goldilocks energy u kno it gotta b right Drew: come on, I'm the one that's been nice to you the whole time Carly: ur cute Carly: make me feel good ill make u feel good too like Carly: im always that nice Ali: oh and bring a mate Ali: I wanna party forreal, so if Cavante ain't vibing Caleb: all you gotta do is let me make my apologies in person Ali: oh now I get it Ali: a preview would be fun Caleb: we're past the free taste, tica, I know what you want & I'm bringing the party Caleb: there's 👼🏾 too Ali: I know that Ali: @ your bro being mad problematic Drew: 😮😮 Caleb: he can't 👀 my 🙌🏾 it's his loss, it don't need to be yours Drew: I didn't agree to be bad cop now you wanna get some 🍯 back Caleb: there ain't no good cops, bruv Ali: 😂 Ali: how you two aren't locked up is beyond me Carly: happy u aint tho thatd b no fun Ali: no conjugals in young offenders Ali: also reckon you have to be married??? so that'd really make it a bummer Carly: even if we got u mood rings to fool the feds theyd just say u were 😢💔😒 no fun either Ali: 😏 Ali: so don't get caught, yeah? Ali: especially not tonight Caleb: 🙏🏾 for us Ali: [a picture because we are already and this is only getting messier] Ali: like this? Caleb: yeah, that'll work Carly: its working for me Ali: all you gotta do is be 👼🏾👼🏼👼🏻 Carly: 🤎💛💚💙 Drew: damn Drew: we'll make it 10 minutes Carly: what do u need to make it 5 Drew: why aren't you two together? 🤔 Carly: we r always together boy Drew: 📸s or it didn't happen Carly: [video because you gotta one up a fuck boy] Carly: k? Drew: 👌👌 Caleb: 👌🏾👌🏾 Ali: you two are always together and all Ali: so 👀👀 Carly: aw so much 🤎💛💚💙 in here Ali: could be more Carly: yea Ali: not afraid of a 📸 are you? Caleb: 👀 away, bro Caleb: [fuck boi pics] Drew: [own superior fuckboy pics tbh] Ali: not together but that's okay Ali: we'll take 'em when you get here Carly: so creative baby Carly: 🔮🎨🌠🎇 Ali: They're good subjects, I can admit that Carly: theyre k Ali: they're nothing on you obvs Ali: muse extraordinaire Carly: ur 🍑🍯🍒🍍 Ali: 🍓🐇🌹🐿🍄🐰🍓 Carly: ☀️🐅🌼💫🌻☄️🐯🌱🌊🪐🚀🍀 Drew: is this gay code Carly: ha Carly: if i was gay u wouldnt have a party invite Carly: ur hair aint that long or pretty Drew: yeah it's just for 👀👀 Carly: its for 💙💍 Carly: dont get it twisted Drew: 👌👌 Carly: i need her i dont need u Carly: cavante can come thru wit the drop if ur gonna b 👿 Ali: Caleb's being nice now Caleb: I got you 💪🏾✌🏾 Ali: you can be 😈 later Caleb: you know it Ali: that's why you're 💌 Caleb: & omw Ali: better be Caleb: it's better when you trust, you know that too Ali: not been the day for it Ali: 👀 is believing Caleb: [drug pics because he is on his way] Caleb: I look after you both, all you gotta do is ask Ali: You want it in words now too, yeah Caleb: what your girl said about unnecessary chat, we done the lip & 🙏🏾 service Ali: 🕐 Caleb: count it down, I'll be there when I said Carly: 🚀🚀🚀 Ali: patience ain't my virtue Carly: & i dont have any Drew: can handle needy Carly: yea? Drew: for the night Carly: have it then Ali: have anything you want Ali: everything Carly: you heard her Carly: its all here for u Carly: 💚💙

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itmeansvictory · 5 years ago

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🖋 + hogwarts

ok this took a lot of thought because it turns out I haven’t actually given victoire’s hogwarts day enough thinking. so this is gonna be a LOT messier than my responses to this meme before akakncjcbejchejf

first thing’s first - hogwarts was kind of a scary period of time. because like think about it - she is always surrounded by family members. there’s never a time she’s without another weasley or potter. until she’s at hogwarts. it’s a good few years before someone else in the family comes along to school, and by that point victoire has already found her place. so the beginning was terrifying for this girl. she went from being one in a whole pack to being the only one of her fam around. and for someone whose identity practically revolved around that family, that’s a tough transition. she went from being surrounded by people who loved her at all times to being surrounded by strangers.

strangers which knew her as a member of a famous family and therefore may have had opinions and thoughts on her family. vic knows she’s luckily to not be the kid of like the golden trio or whatever but she’s the kid of a triwizard champion and one of the many ginger weasleys. there’s still this stigma that’s going to follow when you’re related to infamous people. and that’s uncomfortable. some snotty nose kid probably asked her if she’s a weasley “then why aren’t you a ginger?” channeling their karen smith. she probably had a tough time being a hufflepuff because no other cousins came before her and paved the way for “non-gryffindor weasleys”. that’s something she dealt with first and therefore was pretty insecure about at the beginning of first year.

she’s not a rambunctious or even a gregarious kid, so making friends wasn’t easy at first. it took a moment to get comfortable in her house and without family before she got over her social anxiety and made any friends. and she made solid ones, and they became the new people for her to nurture and ‘mom’. yes even at eleven she was being a fucking mom to people. she has one identity, it’s mom. wbk. it’s takes pretty special people to befriend the boring mom type who tries to convince everyone to abide by the rules and to not wander after curfew, or who chastises friends for eating too many bertie bott’s at once. and she was totally a bit of a drag. she’s responsible and practical and a good egg through and through - she’s not the one to suggest sneaking out after hours for any reason. she also doesn’t condone it, but she sure as hell is gonna go along when her friends insist. “someone’s gotta make sure you guys don’t get in trouble and cost us any points!” truth be told, she isn’t the best at being left out but I digress - a total bore but was willing to tag along bc peer pressure.

I want to say she mellowed out eventually but that’s not victoire. she grew out of the paranoia but was still just too responsible to be a part of all the trouble. I mean this girl was totally aiming to become a prefect once she learned about what they were her first year. and she was very dedicated to her academics and those house points. she also felt a responsibility to being a good role model. sure none of her little weasley-potters were at hogwarts yet, but she didn’t want to leave school with a reputation that could eventually get to them and give them the wrong idea of their elder. she wanted to leave behind a respectable legacy. sue her. that’s why she was a prefect for two years and head student her last - who else to keep her peers in line than the saintly mom of hufflepuff?

yes she was in quidditch, but just for a couple years. she really loved quidditch. the pitch is the only place she’s ever let loose and shown any sort of competitive or aggressive side. she wanted to be a chaser originally but found she had a skill with a bat so she ended up playing as hufflepuff’s beater for a handful of years. she’s not a dainty little thing, she’s always had upper body strength and quick reflexes. it surprised a lot of people then, and even now, to hear the warm and tender victoire played in a position that’s typically male-dominated and overly aggressive, but she takes a bit of pride in that. she didn’t last long, though, and that’s because of a couple reasons. she felt there were other extracurriculars that would prove more important to her future and stopped playing quidditch during her last couple years. but also she had a hard time having to hit the bludgers towards players on the rival team, and was known to call out apologies even if she didn’t hit them.

she was in a few clubs during her hogwarts years, ever enthusiastic to be involved. frog choir, s.p.e.w., art club, herbology club, charms, gobstones - you name it, she was likely a part of it at some point. spending several months cooped up in a castle 24/7 with barely any escape meant you needed to fill your time and vic was a busy body. it’s the only way she learned to socialize in a world without cousins and close family friends. of course some circles proved to be more socially acceptable than others - gobstones for one was always kind of the ‘loser’ club, truth be known. but victoire enjoyed learning things and engaging with people over their passions.

did not date. like ever. not properly anyway. I think she got asked out a fair amount. I think she struggles with saying no to people. but I think she never let things develop. as mentioned before, she feels like being part veela comes with the disadvantage of people being attracted to you without really knowing you, and so she had a tendency to always friendzone perspective lovers. she’s also....,,,,.,.......,,,,, kinda dense when it comes to romantic advances??? she’s not a romantic person herself - like yeah she wanted to settle down some day but she was never crazy about that stuff. she didn’t have these romantic notions about dating and stuff. did not have a wedding pinterest board (shocker). her first kiss was probably a total hack, like it probably happened in the common room at 1 am while playing spin the bottle with friends like second or third year or something. yah it took until hogwarts because she hardly socialized with kids her age before then. and I sincerely think this girl is entirely oblivious to anyone showing interest in her. so active teenage love life? sorry she doesn’t know her. she’s incredibly confused by her cousins/siblings who date at all as students. “don’t you guys have homework?” idk how this girl got married and had a baby tbh

she definitely had like rivals and people she didn’t get along with but let it be known that victoire weasley absolutely tried to win everyone over with fresh baked pastries because she struggles with animosity and has this need to at least be on civil terms with most of her peers. so she spent a lot of nights in the kitchens making single serving pies and brownies and what have you in order to buy her rivals’ civility. it didn’t work a lot of the time, but at least she had chocolate to handle the aftermath of any scathing remarks sent her way. girl cannot shit talk for her life okay? she can’t handle mean people. wbk.

she says she did great at all classes but that’s totally not true. barely passed divination and arithmancy - the latter kind of interesting considering she went on to do curse-breaking for gringott’s. but overall she was a strong student. she excelled at classes like charms, history of magic, study of ancient runes, and herbology in particular, but did study dada and potions at the newt level despite not being the best at them.

got detention once in fifth year for “supposedly” being part of the party inciting a food fight and dung bomb war in the great hall. to this day she claims her innocence and that she was merely “acting as a prefect attempting to stop things from going awry” and is forever bitter about that one blemish in her school career.

honestly debated becoming a professor bc she wanted to be there for all the cousins who didn’t overlap school with her (bc by my calculations only two of them did???) but also like how embarrassing would that have been?? imagine getting caught by your older cousin snogging in some empty class room or fornicating in a broom closet. victoire already nags from afar - imagine having a second mom to nag you at hogwarts. you’re welcome guys.

#&& answered.#edit: IDK what happened to the ask #but I tried to fix it??#I wasn’t prepared to answer this apparently

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kirachama · 6 years ago

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weird day

notes: it’s finally @saeranchoiweek time! /o/ tbh, i had a hard time with this prompt (and a bunch of other prompts so i might not stick to the list LOL). i really wanted to write that mean Saeran from Ray’s route because I personally think he’s just a big tsundere and this is the result? anyway, please enjoy!

prompt: Seasons || Art

>> read it on ao3 <<

Today has been a weird day.

To start things off, Saeran appears to be in a good mood. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, it’s just… weird. You’d been nervous when he showed up at your door sometime before noon. Normally, when he comes by it’s during the late afternoon or early evening, but for some reason or another he hasn’t come by the past couple days. The unexplained absence coupled with the untimely visit seemed foreboding of a very bad day with a very angry Saeran, but so far he’s been more amicable that he’s been in a long while. You could almost say that he seems happy to see you… or perhaps he’s happy because he didn’t have to see you. Whatever the reason though, a happy Saeran is far better than an angry one.

When he brings you to his workroom, you immediately begin tidying up. According to him, it is one of the few things you’re good for. Backhanded compliment aside, you find that you don’t really mind cleaning his trash. When most of your time is spent locked in your room doing nothing, you’re glad to be given something to do.

As you go, you wonder if, during the time you hadn’t seen him, he’d been in here working. It’s far messier than you remember it being the last time you were here. It’s a complete mystery to you how someone who spends almost their entire time at a computer desk can make a mess of the rest of the room.

Amidst the empty candy wrappers strewn all across the floor, you find something that seems a little out of place: a notebook. You pick it up and a loose sheet of paper slips out and flutters to the ground. Automatically, you bend down to pick it up, but it almost tumbles from your grasp when you catch sight of what’s on it.

It’s a picture, a drawing really, of someone sleeping peacefully. Just looking at it gives you a sense for how much the artist cares for the subject. Each line looks so clean, but still you can see little smudges on the page, evidence that the person had drawn over and over in an attempt to achieve perfection. But what gets you isn’t the amount of effort and devotion the artist put into the picture, but the identity of the subject.

It’s you.

Dumbfounded, you stare at your image on the paper. Did Saeran draw this? You didn’t know he could draw. Maybe someone else drew this. But if that’s the case, then who? You shake your head. No. It had to be Saeran. The notebook wouldn’t be here if it was anyone else. But if Saeran really did draw this then why? Why would he draw you?

Your eyes shift to the notebook in your other hand. The paper came from this book. Could it be possible that there are more drawings like it hidden within? Curiosity eats at you as you stare at the notebook. If it really is Saeran’s sketchbook, you really shouldn’t look inside, especially since there could be unpleasant repercussions for doing so.

You glance over at Saeran, who appears to be totally engrossed in whatever he’s doing at the computer. His lack of attention strengthens your curiosity enough to surpass the fear of what might happen to you if he sees. One quick peek is all you need. Quietly, you crack open the book, and flip through the pages. Just as you suspected, it’s filled various drawings and each and every one of them is of you. There are a few sketches of you doing various things like eating and sleeping, but a lot of them are of you sitting somewhere with a sad, vacant look on your face. The sight of those pictures makes your chest feel tight. Is this really how you look to Saeran? Pathetic and lonely?

There are other drawings where it looks like you’re smiling, but nearly all of them are crossed out and scribbled over. The thought that even drawings of your smiling face manage to disgust Saeran makes your heart drop. However, when you look more closely, it doesn’t seem like they’re scratched over out of hatred, but because he was dissatisfied with the way the image came out. A little voice in your head whispers in your head. Maybe he drew these because he wanted to see your smile. Maybe he couldn’t get it right, but didn’t want to erase his failed attempts. Maybe he couldn’t do it because it was you.

You bite your lip to bring yourself back to reality. You shouldn’t hope. It’s dangerous to hope in this situation. But it’s also the only thing keeping you sane.

Finally, you reach the end of the sketchbook where you find an image different from all the rest. Like the others, it is a picture of you. But it’s not just you; Saeran is in the picture too. The both of you are holding one another, gazing into each other’s eyes with soft, loving expressions. Looking at this one picture perplexes you more than every other image you’ve seen so far. Every other picture is something Saeran could have seen at some point or another, but this… The scene in this picture could only have been produced by Saeran’s own imagination. Why does this picture exist? Why did he draw it?

Your heart races as that little voice in your head grasps desperately for an explanation. He drew it because he wanted to see it. He wants to hold you. He wants to-

“What are you doing?!” A loud, angry voice rips you from your thoughts. You look up in its direction to see a livid looking Saeran stalking toward you. He must have turned around while you were preoccupied.

“I…” You clutch the notebook to your chest and back away from him. All too soon your back hits the wall and he corners you like a beast ready to pounce.

“Did you see?!” he demands in a thunderous roar.

There’s no denying it at this point so all you can do is just timidly nod your head. Oh, you’re in for it now. You brace yourself for the punishment you’re undoubtedly about to receive. Most of the verbal lashings you receive from Saeran are underserved in your opinion, but this time, you do think that he has the right: you did look in his sketchbook without permission.

“You uncivilized piece of shit!” Saeran screeches. “How dare you go through my things!”

“I’m sorry!” you say as soon as he takes a breath. “I… I couldn’t help it…”

“Who gave you permission to talk?” Saeran howls as he towers menacingly over you.

You hang your head in apology, “...I’m so sorry… Please don’t yell… I was wrong… I was an idiot. I never should have looked inside...”

Saeran doesn’t respond. Slowly, you peek up at him and he still looks mildly displeased, but also seems oddly satisfied with this much of an apology. He yanks the sketch book out of your grasp before whirling around to head back to his desk. It must be a really weird day. Normally doing something of this magnitude would elicit a far more enraged response from him. As he walks away, you mutter to yourself, “...were those drawings… really of me?”

Saeran stops short and you freeze. Oh crap. Did he hear you? He spins around to face you, his face contorted in frustration as he grounds out, “What. Did. You. Just. Say?”

“Ah…” You turn your head away as he rushes back toward you.

“Say it again.” When you don’t, he repeats, in a much louder tone. “Say it!”

“...those pictures… are they really of me…?” you whisper softly.

“Do you not have eyes!?” Saeran yells. “Of cour-!!”

He suddenly goes silent. Hesitantly, you look back at him, and nearly gasp at the sight before you. For the first time, Saeran doesn’t really look red with anger but with… embarrassment. His gaze is averted as the red in his cheeks grows brighter and brighter.

At this point it’s obvious, despite his attempt to stop himself, that the images are of you. Before you can think to stop yourself, you ask, “Why?”

Saeran suddenly looks back at you. His mouth opens and closes as if he’s trying to answer, but the words he wants to say won’t come out the way he wants them to, “You… you…”

You stare, waiting for him to answer.

“You’re a fucking idiot!” he screams, throwing the sketch book in your direction. It whacks you in the chest and falls to the ground as he storms out of the room, slamming the door behind him.

You stare at the door, then back at the book at your feet.

Today is a very weird day indeed.

#saeranchoiweek #mystic messenger #saeran x reader #saeran choi #mystic messenger fanfic #niku fic

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dvminik-blog · 7 years ago

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hey y’all i’m so late to the party n everyone’s dead rn but hopefully someone sees this !! it’s ok tho i’m gonna annoy everyone for plots anyway so i apologize in advance,, anyway hello i’m hanna & all u rly need 2 know abt me is that i’m gay as hell (but i still worship seb ok don’t get me wrong), 16 yrs old, & uhhhhh i haven’t rp’d in MONTHS so forgive me in advance if i’m not in sync w/ the current trends....... also keep in mind that this intro is gonna be awful bc it’s almost 1am n i’m rushing to put this up bc u already know ya girl can’t stand feeling left out of anything ever :// here is my ugly satan son!!! if u wanna plot like this or IM me!!!

━━━ SEBASTIAN STAN. THIRTY THREE. CIS MALE. HE/HIM. ↷ dominik petran has been living in san francisco as a surgeon for seven years. during that time he has earned the reputation of the opaque. it makes sense you know, they can be aloof and insensitive. but let’s not forget they’re pretty charismatic and independent. i heard their favorite song is fake plastic trees by radiohead.

emotional abuse & alcoholism mentions !

ok so dom was born in san francisco even tho his parents are both originally from romania!! his dad worked as a lawyer at his own law firm, while his mom was a social worker

he is the oldest of four children (all boys lmao) and bc his parents were busy and had other priorities, dominik was always expected to take care of his siblings

there was always a lot of pressure put on him to be the most mature and most responsible?? he was always expected to do the “right thing” & basically took the fall for anything that went wrong in their household

their family looked rly perfect & ideal from the outside but his parents worked very very hard to maintain their image - not that they had to keep it up for public appearances, but that was just the kind of people they were yanno??

when dominik was fourteen, it was revealed that his dad’s firm had gone bankrupt and his dad was very deep in dept - also had to pay lots of fines for tax evasion and was sent to jail for that for three years ,,

dom’s mom, ever the perfectionist, refused to let his father leave their family in ruins so she pretty much abandoned him lmao and relocated the rest of the family across the country to dc. after this, everyone was pretty much forbidden from mentioning their dad and if anyone did, their mom got rly rly mad

his mom was uhhhhh highkey emotionally abusive bc she tried so hard to make their family look perfect n make the kids clean up after her mess all the time that she rly just ended up making everyone feel like shit n feel guilty constantly. if things didn’t go her way, everyone was in trouble but dom took it the hardest always bc he was supposed to be the leading example

not long after, his mom managed to get a divorce and soon after, she remarried

their step-dad was uhhhhhh also very awful?? he completely disregarded dom & his brothers, also leaving them to clean up after his mess all the time

during his Teen Years dominik was basically trying to juggle achieving perfect grades, participating in extracurriculars, and taking care of his siblings/making sure his household didn’t fall apart all the time bc if he wasn’t around things got messy rly quickly

trying to balance all of this didn’t rly leave much space for a good social life, so dominik always tended to be a rly private and distant person. rly lonely too, but he never admitted (even to himself) that he seeked/needed someone to talk to and care for him for once

idk dominik has always been and is still so bad at talking about himself other than surface level/very superficial stuff it just makes him rly uncomfortable and being vulnerable is very rare and scary to him

by the time he was 17, his home life was messier than ever as his step-dad was an unstable alcoholic, and his mom was still very emotionally abusive

as soon as he had a chance to get away from all of his family responsibility (aka graduating high school n leaving for uni), he jumped @ the chance to move far away!! his grades were rly good and he had lots of scholarships offered so he had a wide pick of schools but eventually decided to study human sciences @ uc berkeley bc he wanted to go to med school

dom didn’t....have plans to be super successful to save his siblings or anything lmao he just genuinely wanted to make a nice life for /himself/ and get away from his family

after going to school in california, he went to columbia in new york for med school but moved back to the west coast (san fran) for his residency and ended up staying past his residency so now he’s a surgeon!!

very much like his mom in the sense that dominik is a perfectionist and would do anything to make something /look/ perfect - even if it actually isn’t, as long as it looks it and deceives others, it’s good

tbh lowkey (highkey) selfish bc he hated taking care of everyone all the time so now his motto is just to do everything for himself lmao he can’t handle sharing anything or compromising

ver.y....narcissistic and thinks he can pull it off but it gets annoying probably

his family is pretty much dead 2 him (or so he likes to say) & he almost never talks abt them bc anything that makes his life look bad doesn’t Exist

but secretly feels so guilty for dropping all of his siblings and never talking to his family ever But he still pretends he doesn’t care bc at least he makes lots of money!!

#rush:intro #hanna.txt #AAAAA PLS NOTICE ME I KNO I'M LATE BUT-

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hogwartswelcomesyou · 7 years ago

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Neopets comics characters sorting!

I’m only gonna be doing characters I feel confident enough in my interpretations of to do the sorting so uh?? my official apologies to the Meridell, Altador and Ice Caves characters shdjfsgdg,, And also I’m only gonna be adding my Reasonings when i actually have something to say. Some are just sort of evident, and with some I just get the feeling and can’t really put it into words? Also if someone wants to talk about these with me/tell me how Wrong i am about these, my neoblog is @parlax. ANYWAYS.

Curse of Maraqua

Garin - Gryffindor

Jacques - Gryffindor

Isca - Gryffindor

Caylis - Ravenclaw

Talak - Hufflepuff

I’m just throwing him in here because he deserves a shoutout for remaining loyal to Garin tbh

Cyodrake’s Gaze

Tuan - Gryffindor

Hoban - Ravenclaw

Kentari - Ravenclaw

Bonju - Hufflepuff

Linae - Gryffindor

Anshu - Ravenclaw

Faerie’s Ruin

Hanso - Slytherin

okay look: this boi?? is the epitome of Slytherin-ness. cunning sly thief here to benefit himself. Literally everyone else was there to save the world, meanwhile Hanso’s here for some loot. He only really starts getting involved into the more heroic side of things after Brynn gets into trouble, and by this point he definitely cares for her, showing the Slytherin loyalty. He’s also the one who ends up taking Xandra down purely by getting the best of her temper and using it against her- clever boy! Hanso is a good example of a Slytherin protagonist imo.

Brynn - Hufflepuff/Gryffindor

Okay I’ll be honest, I don’t know where to put her. She’s really brave, but also hardworking. She’s a stickler for the rules and has no sense of adventure, but will let things slide in favor of the people she’s loyal to. She’s just but courageous, she takes a stand for the things she believes in but also for the defenseless…

Xandra - Hufflepuff

OKAY HEAR ME OUT HERE: Xandra’s primary motivation, unlike ALMOST every other villain, wasn’t self-benefit; sure, she wanted to take over Neopia from the Faerie’s rule, but she did so because she thought the faeries weren’t doing enough for Neopia. There’s a very Hufflepuff sense of “everyone deserves equal treatment instead of having the rulers pick whomever they deem worthy” going on in her motivations. I think she’s a really interesting exploration of what happens when you take Hufflepuff fairness too far.

Lost Desert

Nabile - Ravenclaw

Nabile manage to decipher a dead language in hours?? jfc girl. She’s also the more level-headed of the protagonist duo.

Tomos - Slytherin

Jazan - Slytherin

He does what he does for his people, no matter the cost. He has that undying loyalty thing going on (almost literally, he woke from illness because Nabile was in danger), but he’s not afraid of taking the messier paths to protect his own.

Return of Dr. Sloth

Cylara - Gryffindor

I almost put her in Ravenclaw because her most prominent trait is probably how clever and quick-thinking she is- she pulls the fire extinguisher on enemies while having almost no idea of what’s going on, she’s the one who comes up with what to use as a weapon on Kreludor, etc; but somehow, it feels like despite being a big personality trait of hers it’s not her core. I feel her real personality is visible in the way her first instinct when dragged into a dangerous situation isn’t reasonable fear but ANGER, in how she doesn’t doubt for even a second to join a completely unfamiliar fight against things she knows are wrong, and maybe most importantly, her reaction to her friends being hurt: time and time again she will drop everything she is doing, even forget her own fear, and retaliate against whoever puts a finger on the people she cares about. Cylara is absolutely a Gryffindor.

Gorix - Gryffindor

If you tell Gorix he’s a Gryffindor he’ll probably slap you. He fancies himself as more of a Ravenclaw because he’s good at coming up with plans and strategies and sees himself as the cool and collected one of the duo, and he doesn’t think he’s really all that brave. The thing is- he’s absolutely wrong on almost all accounts. He’s the FIRST to lose his temper when things get heated and gets EXTREMELY reckless, but he’s also incredibly brave and determined and has a certain leadership instinct. This kid is a Gryffindor even if he doesn’t know it.

Dr. Frank Sloth - Ravenclaw/Gryffindor

Look, Sloth is a weird one because he doesn’t really seem to have a motivation other than like, World Domination™. But we get like, nothing of his backstory or why he even wants to take over the world so? The Space Faerie’s first (correct) guess as to what he’s doing with her token is studying it to see if he can harness its power. That tells us he’s smart and not impulsive, and that instead of destroying his enemies’ weapons he tries to understand them to use them himself. On the other hand, his attitude in the actual comic is… strangely reckless and childish. He seems more concerned with board games than with his evil plans, tells his army to just go destroy the enemy with no regards to the possible consequences of sending his entire army out, and later on blatantly ignores Gormos’ reports of things going wrong. So… (shrug emoji)

Parlax - Slytherin

jfc this kid’s such a Slytherin it’s not even funny. His primary motivation is heavily implied to be self-benefit and ambitiousness, and he’s clever and cunning enough to somehow keep a civil war going for at least a year without anybody even suspecting anything. Look i love parlax a lot but he’s the most stereotypical Slytherin villain you could possibly think of is2g.

Scout - Gryffindor

Ylana - Slytherin

Tale of Woe

Gilly - Gryffindor

Bruno - Hufflepuff

Sophie - Slytherin

Reginald - Ravenclaw

BONUS: Daily Dare (not a comic but tbh theyre so iconic leaving them out is a crime)

AAA - Ravenclaw/Gryffindor

Abigail - Hufflepuff/Gryffindor

Lulu - Ravenclaw

Chadley - Hufflepuff

Sorry there’s no readmore, I didn’t know how to insert one in the submission form :’^)

#sortings #neopets #Owl Post #submission

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piper-aileen-lenox · 7 years ago

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Jack and Piper for the ship meme!!!

ship meme | accepting

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?: Piper?Who threatens to leave but never actually does?: PiperWho actually keeps their word and leaves?: I think we’ve discussed that Jack would leave to cool off. So Jack.Who trashes the house?: Piper would be more likely to destroy stuff.Do either of them get physical?: Piper, maybe? But Jack would never lay a hand on her.How often do they argue/disagree?: They have silly little arguments that are more like bickering than anything. But they rarely really fight.Who is the first to apologise?: Jack. Piper hates apologizing.

Sex:

Who is on top?: They’re traditional. That’s all I’m saying.Who is on the bottom?: See above.Who has the strangest desires?: Piper. Any kinks?: …I’ll cover this on a later day. But Jack, at the very least, is very vanilla.Who’s dominant in bed?: They’re traditional.Is head ever in the equation?: Almost alwaysIf so, who is better at performing it?: PIPEREver had sex in public?: Piper has tried to initiate it, but never succeeded. Who moans the most?: Piper…Who leaves the most marks?: Piper, probably.Who screams the loudest?: Piper…Who is the more experienced of the two?: Piper.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?: Make love.Rough or soft?: Soft, usually.How long do they usually last?: Depends on what time it is and where the kids are.Is protection used?: Not anymore.Does it ever get boring?: No, I don’t really think so. They love each other so much that they’re rarely ever bored of each other.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?: Uh…Paulita’s truck bed tbd

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?: They already have them!If so, how many children do your muses want/have?: Two and their pupWho is the favorite parent?: I feel like Jack is, because he tends to have the fun stories and lets them ride Nell and is generally really silly.Who is the authoritative parent?: Jack, actually. I feel like he has a lot less patience for the kids being unruly. Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?: Piper. She’s too soft and can be convinced a lot easier that they need a day off.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?: Jack is notorious for getting them ice cream while Piper is at workWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?: Both of them and it’s obnoxious how loud they cheer for themWho goes to parent teacher interviews?: Both of them.Who changes the diapers?: Usually Piper, but Jack does as well.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?: Piper mostly, but Jack would on late nights when he knew Piper needed sleep.Who spends the most time with the children?: I feel like it’s pretty equal.Who packs their lunch boxes?: Depends on the morning.Who gives their children ‘the talk’?: Piper because she’s more comfortable with it.Who cleans up after the kids?: Both of them. Cleaning tends to be split by the two of them.Who worries the most?: They worry about different things, so it’s hard to say.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?: PIPER

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?: Both of them tbhWho is the little spoon?: PiperWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?: PiperWho struggles to keep their hands to themself?: PiperHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?: I don’t really feel like they ever really get uncomfortable?Who gives the most kisses?: It’s pretty equalWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity?: They just like each other’s company, so really anything. Watching TV, talking about their days, car trips. All sorts of stuff. Where is their favourite place to cuddle?: Bed or the couchWho is more likely to playfully grope the other?: Piper probablyHow often do they get time to themselves?: I feel like they’re together most of the time, but they have a way to communicate to one another when they need to be alone.

Sleeping:

Who snores?: JACKIf both do, who snores the loudest?: JACKDo they share a bed or sleep separately?: TogetherIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart: SnugglesWho talks in their sleep?: Piper?? But nothing coherent, mostly just mumblesWhat do they wear to bed?: Piper wears an oversized tee shirt and underwear, Jack probably just wears boxersAre either of your muses insomniacs?: Jack has a harder time with sleeping. But Piper also sometimes just pulls all-nighters?Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: I feel like Piper got Jack in with a psychiatrist who prescribed an RX to help with sleep. So yeah.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?: They’re octopuses with each other.Who wakes up with bed hair?: PiperWho wakes up first?: Depends on the morning, probably Jack, though.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?: Jack is more likely to do it for Piper.What is their favourite sleeping position?: They like just being twisted up into one another. Like, her feet between his calves and one arm around his waist and the other around his shoulders. They’re just always wrapped up in each other.Who hogs the sheets?: PiperDo they set an alarm each night?: PiperCan a television be found in their bedroom?: Nope.Who has nightmares?: JackWho has ridiculous dreams?: Piper and she wakes her husband up to tell him about it.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?: Jack. He’s bigger.Who makes the bed?: lmao, who do you think they are?What time is bed time?: Midnight?Any routines/rituals before bed?: Uh? I’m not sure. I feel like they talk about their days and the next day and the kids and everything. It’s just a nice time for the two of them. Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?: PIPER

Work:

okay, we’ve never discussed what Piper did but like, things to consider, Piper going back to school so she can be an art teacher at the elementary school

Who is the busiest?: Jack? I’m not sureWho rakes in the highest income?: I think they’re pretty equalAre any of your muses unemployed?: NopeWho takes the most sick days?: Neither of them. But Piper? Maybe?Who is more likely to turn up late to work?: PiperWho sucks up to their boss?: Neither of themWhat are their jobs?: Jack is a ranch hand and Piper is an art teacherWho stresses the most?: Piper?Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?: They both love what they do.Are your muses financially stable?: Stable enough

Home:

Who does the washing?: Combination of the two of them.Who takes out the trash?: Who ever is the one to notice it’s full. But probably Jack.Who does the ironing?: They don’t iron. If they need something straightened, they put it in the bathroom and let it be steamed while they shower. Otherwise, you’re out of luck.Who does the cooking?: Jack does more cooking.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: Piper is probably more likely to burn the house down.Who is messier?: I think they’re both equally messy.Who leaves the toilet roll empty?: Jack, probably.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: Both of them?Who forgets to flush the toilet?: JackWho is the prankster around the house?: Both of them. Their prank wars are intensely silly.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: Jack because he’s the one who is in charge of the car in general.Who mows the lawn?: Jack.Who answers the telephone?: Depends who is closer.Who does the vacuuming?: Uh…I don’t think they vacuum if I’m honest.Who does the groceries?: Both of them. It’s a family event and they all go on Sundays to shop. But either of them could go shopping in the middle of the week if they needed extra things.Who takes the longest to shower?: Piper. She has more hair.Who spends the most time in the bathroom?: Piper. She has more to do.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?: It depends. I think sometimes money is a little tight but I think they’re careful for the most part to keep from getting too in debt. How many cars do they own?: One. Paulita. Piper usually bikes places if she needs to get somewhere when Jack isn’t around.Do they own their home or do they rent?: In our current thread, we know that they own their house.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?: Countryside.Do they live in the city or in the country? : CountryDo they enjoy their surroundings?: I think Jack definitely does and Santa Fe is definitely growing on Piper because it’s beautiful and she can love anywhere Jack is.What’s their song?: Love Me Tender by Elvis PresleyWhat do they do when they’re away from each other?: I feel like they text each other a ton and facetime at night so they can talk to each other and the kids. And Piper definitely has to have the kids sleep in bed with her when Jack is away because she doesn’t like sleeping alone?Where did they first meet?: COLLEGE (throwback to our first thread)How did they first meet?: Jack almost knocked Piper over.Who spends the most money when out shopping?: Probably Piper because she’s the one who is more likely to buy more clothes. And of course, there’s also art supplies that costs quite a bit.Who’s more likely to flash their assets?: PIPERWho finds it amusing when the other trips over?: Both of them, tbhAny mental issues?: Piper has major self-esteem issues and moderate depression and Jack has PTSDWho’s terrified of bugs?: I don’t think either of them are particularly “terrified” of bugsWho kills the spiders around the house?: JackTheir favourite place?: Their bed, probably. Who pays the bills?: I think it’s a group effort to understand finances.Do they have any fears for their future?: I think their biggest fear right now is raising their kids the best they can. Because both of them had issues with their parents when they were younger, they’re just scared of giving their kids the same experience that they had growing up.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: I feel like Jack does. Piper’s surprise for Jack are usually not dinner related.Who uses up all of the hot water?: Piper. But they tend to share showers more often than they’ll admit.Who’s the tallest?: JackWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?: Idk man. It’s sixty-forty, Piper and Jack respectively.Who wanders around in their underwear?: It’s ya girl PiperWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: Jack?What do they tease each other about?: Uh, everything tbh. Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?: Piper cringes at Jack all the time.Do they have mutual friends?: After Piper moves out to Santa Fe, they end up having a few mutual friends, like the guys Jack works with and some of the other parents of kids that Emmett or Ellie were friends with. Who crushed first?: lmao who knows. It felt like it was probably around the same time.Any alcohol or substance related problems?: Piper has some alcohol abuse issues but after she got pregnant and she and Jack got settled in, her issues started to subside some.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?: Jack, oddly enough. I think he’d go out with his buddies while Piper would drink at home.Who swears the most?: PIPER

#there's so much sin in one section of this #yikes #anyways #{ no one’s arms felt more like home than yours | JACK && PIPER }#jackcowboyhero #dimenovelhero #{ zoom in on the answering machine | ASKS }

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sage-nebula · 7 years ago

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Mystic Messenger - Entry Five

Hello once again, and welcome back to Mystic Messenger, a visual novel / dating sim which is actually getting pretty real right now, tbh, and which I am also paranoid about messing up completely due to reasons that will be explained later in this post. If you’ll remember, Entry Four ended with Unknown (a.k.a. Weirdo) hacking into the chat and leaving me shook for real. That was at the end of Day Four. Day Five then opened up, and from then on the screen looked like this:

Which I’m pretty sure means I’m on Seven’s path / means that I’ve secured him as my bf. I could be wrong on that, since I’ve heard that his story is like the “main story” of the game (hence why some recommend not playing it first, but I know what I’m about, son), but I feel like this is a pretty good indicator that even though I was nice to Jumin a lot as well, I’ve secured Seven like I wanted to. Success.

Anyway, after starting the fifth day---I didn’t take any screencaps of it, but the first chat was one with Yoosung about the “strange alarm” he heard on his phone. Yoosung didn’t see any of Weirdo’s messages in the chat, but he heard a weird alarm on his phone and that’s what made him log into the chat room. The thing is, this theme was playing the entire time, which made me feel just as shook as I did previously, let me tell you. Usually, the theme of the main character that the chat is about plays while you chat with them. So ordinarily, in a chat with just Yoosung (or in a chat that Yoosung is “leading”, so to speak), Yoosung’s theme would be playing. But in the first chat on Day Five, Weirdo’s theme was playing instead . . . and considering how keyed up I already was from the unexpected intrusion, I was real shook about it.

But either way, Yoosung had no idea what happened, and a decision was made to tell Seven as soon as possible, since he’s the hacker in charge of security operations for the RFA. And at that point, a new Visual Novel segment opened . . .

MY BOY’S HOUSE. Looking . . . quite a bit messier than the last picture he showed . . . (But that’s okay, and tbh, I love the decor, omg.) I wonder where he---

. . . Um, excuse me? Just what in the hell is---

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. I’M---I’M---! I already experienced this last night, but just looking at this is making me feel upset all over again, I just---YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY BOY, OR SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL LEGIT FUCK YOU UP.

Of course, unfortunately, Vanderwood (and I’m not entirely sure their gender, because Vanderwood tells Seven not to call them “madam”, at which point Seven says “sir”, but Vanderwood didn’t like that either---so I’m just going to use gender neutral pronouns for now) doesn’t stay away from him and is just---awful, the worst, the most awful---

Like honestly, seriously, how dare they. This came about because of the madam / sir conversation mentioned before. They go back and forth like this for a while; Vanderwood is pissed because Seven hasn’t finished his work (showing also, by the way, that Vanderwood isn’t actually Seven’s maid, but rather someone else from the intelligence agency---one of his supervisors, by the look of it), but Seven makes a comment about how he’s “the servant” and Vanderwood is the boss, all that. Vanderwood also questions whether Seven’s output is so low and nonexistent because he’s upset about being paid in Honey Buddha Chips last time (showing that that story was true! Or at least that there was some truth to it), at which point Seven said no, he’s not upset, because he likes those chips, although . . . next time he’d like a new car . . . (At which point Vanderwood pointed out that a car would allow the intelligence agency to trace him, and Seven rescinded his request.) Another important thing to note is that Seven was shocked Vanderwood even got inside, given that Seven had changed the security codes, and Vanderwood said that they were carrying an Arabic dictionary because of him. Seven is trying to use Arabic to keep Vanderwood out, I just. ;A;

LOOK AT HIM. AN ANGEL.

(Seven had complained a lot about the state of his house---said it was too dirty for him to concentrate on work, which got Vanderwood to agree to clean up. So in that sense, Seven is getting Vanderwood to do the work of a maid, at least . . .)

What was really interesting about this---though I don’t have screencaps now---is that Seven actually had this on his screen a while ago. He had posted pictures in a chat (I think it was a chat---maybe text message?) about how he had this skull on his screen that wouldn’t go away. So that made me wonder if perhaps this conversation took place earlier in the story, but I don’t think it did considering that the RFA server being hacked was only brought up twice: Once when Weirdo sent me to Rika’s apartment, and then the second time when Weirdo jumped into the chat right after V and Seven both left.

Speaking of that, though . . .

Well, kind of speaking of that, haha. Seven hadn’t actually said that the previous night, but he did say it a while ago:

And really, Jaehee should remember that since she was there. =P Anyway, I chose it because I figured it was the right choice to making sure Seven would be my bf, on top of him actually saying it a while ago, so. #noregrets

Never.

OH YEAH. Okay, so in all honesty, I had forgotten what it was Seven actually said, but for context: Jumin said that he wanted to develop a wine that was safe for cats to drink so that he could drink wine safely with Elizabeth the 3rd. Seven encouraged him to do this because he, too, wants to drink wine with “Elly”. Unfortunately, Jumin’s cat-related business ventures always pile more work on Jaehee’s plate, so as you can imagine, she was Not Pleased™ by this turn of events.

SERIOUSLY NOT PLEASED, GODDAMN.

I took this screenshot to inform you all that it was at this point that this theme started playing again. S H O O K.

Okay, so the game addict is definitely Yoosung. I’m guessing the sensitive one is Jumin, considering the fact that Seven compared him to a “super sensitive cat” before. But who is the cute one? I mean, I’d like to say “me lol” but let’s be honest, I’m not cute at all. Judging from things Seven has said before, I’m guessing the cute one is probably Elizabeth the 3rd . . . but I guess we’ll see.

RUDE, JAEHEE. DON’T BLAME MY BOY FOR THIS.

mfw:

Thank you for saying that first bit, Jaehee, but STOP BEING MEAN TO MY BOY. >:(

Okay, but honestly? I felt that this could be the case as well, because of the music playing. Almost like the music was a sign, a signal that Weirdo was watching everything as it unfolded . . . but in all sincerity, I do trust Seven. Like, I know saying that goes hand-in-hand with getting the ending / bf you want, since that’s how dating sims work, but I do think he would know (from a Watsonian perspective), so I feel like this information is genuine / sincere. That music still makes me feel so unbelievably uneasy, though.

I took this screenshot because of the typo in the second choice. Really? Blaze? Guys, you mean blasé. Honestly, considering the fact that this is a game that employs typos as actual parts of the narrative, I really wish that the translation team had taken more care when doing things like this. They make a lot of mistakes like this (e.g. they’ve used the wrong form of effect / affect before, and they’ll also often add apostrophe-s when trying to say “[name] is”, only half the time it’s wrong because they’re accidentally making something possessive instead of properly using a contraction, and as such they should have just written it out), and it always pulls me from the story for a moment. I really wish they had been more careful.

I honestly love this dork to pieces.

“Oh . . .” is right, oh my god. I’m pretty sure I had to cover my face for a minute when reading this. God, I’m way too invested, there’s no hope for me now.

The discussion continued on a bit with Jaehee mentioning that it would be possible since Seven knows the location of Rika’s apartment, but of course it’s not actually possible since he has all of that work for the intelligence agency that he has to do. So it was decided that while Jumin would send bodyguards for everyone else in the RFA (since the hacker is pretty obviously targeting the group), Seven would keep an on me through the CCTV cameras posted around the apartment. 24/7 surveillance between himself and Vanderwood, and like . . . irl that would feel creepy, since it would be like being under house arrest (though tbh this entire scenario is kind of like house arrest, since I wasn’t allowed to leave once I got here), but at the same time Seven is so desperate to protect me and . . . awww.

AWWWW.

And on a completely different, non-cute note---

SERIOUSLY, ZEN, JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE. GO AWAY.

JUMIN GETS IT.

JUMIN REALLY GETS IT, OH MY GOD.

Okay, so obviously I really, really wanted to pick that middle option, because it is so unbelievably true . . . but at the same time, I know what I have to do. I know how this works. I have Priorities™ and I’m not about to mess them up by calling Zen a douche (even though he is). So I---

Yes, because he’s better than you in literally every single way.

This actually gave me pause, because I thought this was because Jumin might still have developing feelings for me despite the fact that the game seemed to be pretty solidly on Seven’s path. However---

FUCKING DRAG HIM, JUMIN, DAMN.

Jumin and Elizabeth the 3rd are platonic soulmates confirmed. ♥ (Also, the “you two” Zen was referring to are me and Seven, ahhh. ♥)

And actually, speaking of my love, Seven---

(He was apologizing for not finding any information about the hacker yet.)

SWEET BOY, YOU’RE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT.

HOW CUTE IS THAT, THOUGH? HE MADE ME A FIRE-BREATHING ROBOT PUPPY, I’M---! Like, I know that would happen regardless, but I love dogs and so it’s honestly perfect that, instead of making me a cat like he might like, he made me a dog. And it breathes fire! Like a little growlithe!! I’m!!!! WE’RE MEANT TO BE, HE REALLY IS THE PERFECT ONE FOR ME AS FAR AS THIS GAME GOES.

Okay, it’s fake news that I’m cute, but I just. I’m love him.

Look how awkward we made Jaehee feel, lolololol. (Well, actually, she went on about how she’s jealous that Seven’s the only one who knows what I look like now, but still.)

YOU DON’T SAY . . .

I had to pick that answer choice, but the truth is that I want it even if it does spit fire. I mean, maybe even because. Gimme the fire-breathing robot puppy, please and thank you.

What do I think? I think

Anyway, that was the end of that chat (as far as my screenshots go, anyway). I ended up getting into another one, though, and this time my boy was present, and just

He channeled the Tenth Doctor a bit:

After that, though . . . things started to get a bit . . . complicated.

He’s not weak, don’t call him weak.

So basically, this entire conversation kind of focused around the fact that Seven clearly has a massive frigging crush on me (yasss) but doesn’t / can’t realize it because he has a ton of hang-ups. I have a lot of screenshots, but like, there was a part where Yoosung was trying to encourage him to give me the robot puppy (GIVE ME THE ROBOT PUPPY):

But also Seven just being . . . really very confused:

(I think I read in the guide that the “you don’t . . . ?!” was a bad end choice ajdsfdsafdsa I didn’t mean it like that, though!!!)

I didn’t get the next cap, but Yoosung talked about how he had read in books that giving gifts to people you like is a good signal that you like them, or something like that, at which point Seven brought up his Playboy book, and

“Pick up some proper books. I usually read shoujo manga” oh Yoosung.

But then . . . things went kind of . . . south.

Um.

mfw:

What’s really kind of difficult about this is like---although I’ve been very forward and like “date me omg!!!” in this game, I am not at all like this in real life. Like, the few times I’ve confessed romantic feelings for people, it’s been extremely difficult for me to get the words out. In fact, the last time, the person I was confessing to interrupted me with “I know” because I just could not spit it out. So like, it’s kind of embarrassing for me to say these things even in this game, actually (throughout this whole conversation I had to keep covering my face with my hands) because I’m just not at all like this IRL. I’m actually far more shy. So even though this is part of the game, and I know that the truth is that he does have a crush and is just in denial or whatever, it still almost kind of hurts like a rejection because like . . . I really put myself out there, I was really forward, and that didn’t work either and just . . . feels bad, man.

He went on to further deny it by talking about the Tripter bot he had made to spread Zen’s photos, comparing that to the robot puppy:

ONCE AGAIN:

FEELS BAD, MAN.

On the plus side, Yoosung does ship it:

I mean, that was already pretty clear from up above with the whole “I support it 100%” thing, but I’m really glad that this was put out there, since it means I no longer really have to walk Yoosung back the way I was doing before. I mean, I still kind of do, in that I really need to make sure that Seven’s affection stays at the tip top (I wish there was some way to look at that in-game, but I understand where there isn’t), but I no longer have to worry about Yoosung being interested, because he knows now that Scrawlers/Seven = OTP, and that’s just the law of the universe. So that’s good.

Anyway, for all that he denied having The Feelings™ for me in this chat, Seven called immediately once it was through and it was a very sweet conversation. I seem to remember there being a part about him wanting me to remember that I was never alone and . . . well. It was sweet. It made me smile. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE HONEST ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, SEVEN? Oh . . .

Okay, so obviously this immediately brings to mind the 404 “page not found” error, and seems to be that with a play on Seven’s handle. But actually, error code 707 is a thing. Error code 707 is a system memory allocation error pertaining to system memory. Essentially, servers maintain all sorts of data (as you know) and they save them to system memory (as you would expect). As part of processes which pertain to the saving, use, and deletion (i.e. allocation and deallocation) of memory, a system will often delete (deallocate) a page of memory once it is no longer being used by the system, thereby freeing up space for new memory to be saved and therefore allocated. However, sometimes systems encounter a glitch in which they are unable to delete those pages of memory, at which point a 707 error occurs.

Seven updated his profile to this after that last chat. HMM, I WONDER WHAT IT MEANS . . .

Anyway, there was a conversation with Zen and Jaehee about Seven’s true feelings for me which I didn’t take screenshots of, and then there was another chat with Jumin and Yoosung in which Jumin killed it once again:

Jumin is so great in Deep Story, istg.

YES. YOOSUNG GETS IT. Honestly, I will never, not ever live with my parents again if I can help it. Honest to god, even when I have to stay there for one night I feel uncomfortable and want to leave. Nothing personal, really, but I’m just so much happier when I’m in my own house. It’s so, so unbelievably good to be on my own, for real.

Joke’s on you, Jumin. We’re the same age. But that said, back to the boyfriend . . .

Baby, no. ;_; You’re not pathetic. You are the real angel here.

He talked a lot in this conversation about how he can’t get close to people, and how he needs people to stop trying to guess at his past, because if they get close to him, they’ll get hurt. This especially applies to me, he said. And then this happened:

Same, but . . . he’s hurting so much. There was a point in this conversation about how he’s always lighthearted and joking around because that is all he is supposed to be. He’s not supposed to be a real person that others care about, or something like that. The only thing he ever had was God, but even that’s slipping away from him . . . and then after the conversation, this happened:

BABY ;A;

The game won’t let me respond, and I’m not entirely sure why. It might be because I already viewed the Visual Novel segment to start the next day, but I doubt it. I had picked a couple Bad End choices by accident, but apparently that doesn’t completely damn me, so hopefully this isn’t a bad sign . . . I’m just going to keep being super nice to him from here on out, because he is a baby and he is hurting and he is my boy and I will protect him!!

. . . But more gameplay will have to come later. This is where we end for now. UNTIL NEXT TIME.

#scrawlers chats with a mystic messenger #SO MANY SCREENSHOTS #to be honest i probably should have broken this one up as well but #there just wasn't a good place to do that . . .#I'M CONCERNED ABOUT MY BOY #but hopefully it will be okay #i really don't want a bad end haha #anyway tell me if you want this spoiler tagged #you said no so i'm assuming you didn't put the tags in your blacklist so #tagging this wouldn't help . . .#but i hope those first few screenshots aren't bad orz #i pick my cuts based on where it feels natural and like #those are such good lead-ins that i just . . . went with them #anyway hopefully that's okay

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Probably Peggy, tbhWho threatens to leave but never actually does? Neither. Not a threat taken lightly. Ever.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? I could see Bucky leaving if Peggy made him.Who trashes the house? Peggy’s been known to throw things at walls but nothing more than that and not when she’s mad at him.Do either of them get physical? With each other? Absolutely not.How often do they argue/disagree? A LOT, but mostly good-naturedly.Who is the first to apologise? Bucky. Peggy’s a stubborn little jerk and hates apologizing.

Sex:

Who is on top? Depends, but Peggy will always ride him if he asks.Who is on the bottom? Again, it depends.Who has the strangest desires? Bucky drives the experiments in bed.Any kinks? He likes to tie her up every now and again when she lets him.Who’s dominant in bed? Honestly, Peggy more.Is head ever in the equation? Always.If so, who is better at performing it? Bucky, though Peggy is no slouch.Ever had sex in public? Not strictly, but it’s not like they haven’t snuck off to dark corners to get frisky.Who moans the most? Peggy.Who leaves the most marks? Peggy.Who screams the loudest? Peggy.Who is the more experienced of the two? I think they’re honestly on a pretty level field.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Depends on the day.Rough or soft? Again, depends on the day.How long do they usually last? Sometimes it’s a marathon, sometimes it’s a sprint. It all comes down to how much time they have available.Is protection used? NOT AS OFTEN AS THEY SHOULD. Well, Peggy’s on the pill at least.Does it ever get boring? Yes, but only in that fond, familiar way, not actually BORING.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? 100% a temporarily empty medical tent.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Not exactly.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Bucky likely wants more than Peggy, but she’s willing to negotiate.Who is the favorite parent? Probably Bucky, but the kids love Peggy too.Who is the authoritative parent? Peggy.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Honestly, Peggy.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Bucky.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Bucky more than Peggy, but only because he has more free time than her. It’s a special treat when Mum gets to show up.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Bucky, but Peggy always tries to get there too.Who changes the diapers? Bucky because she 100% made him promise to the first time she got pregnant.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? A toss up really, depending on the night. Sometimes Bucky’s already up because he can’t sleep, so he lets Peggy keep sleeping even if it’s her turn.Who spends the most time with the children? Bucky, but again, more free time.Who packs their lunch boxes? BUCKY. And he leaves them little notes.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Peggy because she is so matter of fact.Who cleans up after the kids? Both until they’re old enough to clean up after themselves.Who worries the most? PEGGY.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Peggy, muttering under her breath louder than she thought.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? bothWho is the little spoon? Depends on the day.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Damn it, Peggy.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Bucky, likely, and no one blames him.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? FOREVER.Who gives the most kisses? Peggy.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Reading together- Peggy reads to him.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Bed, but the sofa will do in a pinch.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Bucky on a good day.How often do they get time to themselves? Not as often as they’d like but they do prioritize each other.

Sleeping:

Who snores? Peggy.If both do, who snores the loudest? Peggy snores quietly.Do they share a bed or sleep separately? SHARE A BED.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? They’re literally like one person.Who talks in their sleep? Bucky and sometimes it breaks Peggy’s heart.What do they wear to bed? Bucky wears sweats and a tank top, Peggy wears his shirt and maybe sweats if it’s cold.Are either of your muses insomniacs? Bucky.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? No, but they can be found in the medicine cabinent just in case.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? All wrapped up in one giant knot.Who wakes up with bed hair? Bucky and Peggy thinks it’s adorable.Who wakes up first? Bucky.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Bucky.What is their favourite sleeping position? Him curled around her, Peggy holding his arm close to her chest. Or Bucky on his back with Peggy’s leg flung over his legs and her arm across his chest if she falls asleep listening to his heartbeat.Who hogs the sheets? Peggy.Do they set an alarm each night? Yes, but they hate it.Can a television be found in their bedroom? No.Who has nightmares? Bucky more than Peggy, but both.Who has ridiculous dreams? Neither honestly.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Peggy is a starfish.Who makes the bed? Peggy when she has time.What time is bed time? Fairly early, if they can sleep.Any routines/rituals before bed? Reading a chapter of Harry Potter.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? This is a mystery no one wants to witness to be able to solve.

Work:

Who is the busiest? Peggy.Who rakes in the highest income? Peggy.Are any of your muses unemployed? Bucky sort of, but he slowly returns to work.Who takes the most sick days? They don’t tend to stay home if they can help it. Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Peggy because Bucky has distracted her.Who sucks up to their boss? Well, Peggy is Bucky’s boss.What are their jobs? Peggy is the director, Bucky is technically a contractor.Who stresses the most? Peggy.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They mostly enjoy them.Are your muses financially stable? Yes.

Home:

Who does the washing? It’s a joint task that almost never gets done.Who takes out the trash? Bucky more often than not.Who does the ironing? They avoid this.Who does the cooking? Bucky more than Peggy.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Peggy Carter can boil water and that’s about it.Who is messier? Peggy.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? ...Peggy, the jerk.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? They’re good about hampers.Who forgets to flush the toilet? No one.Who is the prankster around the house? Peggy.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? I’m not sure they have a car.Who mows the lawn? They live in an apartment.Who answers the telephone? Peggy, to be safe in case he gets upset.Who does the vacuuming? Bucky as a surprise while Peggy’s at work.Who does the groceries? They often go together when they’re off.Who takes the longest to shower? Peggy.Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Definitely Peggy. That makeup routine is not short. Though she leaves the door open.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Not even a little. How many cars do they own? They’re thinking about buying one.Do they own their home or do they rent? Technically they own it, but half the cost was a gift from Howard (that they don’t know about)Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? In the city, but they like to escape to the country.Do they live in the city or in the country? The city for sure.Do they enjoy their surroundings? For the most part. New York can sometimes still be overwhelming for Bucky on days.What’s their song? “Put Your Head On My Shoulder”- It came on the radio and was the first song they ever danced to.What do they do when they’re away from each other? Peggy works too much; she doesn’t like the way the apartment feels empty when he’s gone. Bucky is more used to her being away, so he will take care of the place or read or watch tv.Where did they first meet? During the war, as the 107th got ready to ship out.How did they first meet? Wandered into the same bar. What happened that night is still up for debate.Who spends the most money when out shopping? Bucky. Peggy is on a MISSION when she shops, but will spend more to get exactly what she wants.Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Peggy and we all know it.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Peggy because she’s the biggest jerk.Any mental issues? Well, I mean, it’s Bucky and he WAS a brainwashed Russian assassin so... But also Peggy has issues letting her guard down at all.Who’s terrified of bugs? Peggy.Who kills the spiders around the house? It better be Bucky because it sure as SHIT ain’t Peggy.Their favourite place? Bed. Nothing bad happens in bed.Who pays the bills? Peggy’s the one to sit down and write the checks.Do they have any fears for their future? Only everything. But especially kids.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Bucky for sure.Who uses up all of the hot water? Bucky more than Peggy.Who’s the tallest? Bucky’s taller as long as her heels aren’t too high.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Bucky, but only because Peggy tries not to surprise him if she can help it.Who wanders around in their underwear? THEY BOTH DO. PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? peggy but only if she thinks no one is listening.What do they tease each other about? Anything and everything, but especially Bucky’s fascination with her hair.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? I mean, there are times Peggy’s asked Bucky not to wear jeans.Do they have mutual friends? Yes.Who crushed first? Definitely Bucky.Any alcohol or substance related problems? They try to be cognizant because they both know they could easily start self-medicating instead of dealing with their very real problems.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Peggy but not often at all.Who swears the most? Peggy’s got the mouth of a sailor

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