#this is too funny to be a coincidence

[baxtersbarrow]

Ok which of you Thommy people works at my local bookshop?

[safrev]

what if instead of serving time 24601 served

[sualne]

sneaking out

(timeline)

[sheerunfilteredhubris]

happy trans day of visibility. omg i cannot believe jesus christ himself rose from the dead after three days to join us on such an occasion what an ally <3

[xxplastic-cubexx]

(thanks to the defrost tiktok anon) Eric would be on the cooking duty and Francesca would be trying to either push things off the table or steal something from the counter constantly or play with moving metal kitchenwares to the point that Eric has to decide that the safest way of him to cook in peace is by holding Francesca all the time while cooking so that she doesn't do anything

artistic rendition cause you be cooking here .............

[goldiipond]

paper luigi is one of the funniest iterations of a character ever. he wants to go on a big adventure like mario so desperately and the one game he's given a major role in fucks him up so bad that for the entirety of the following one he just lurks in the background of secluded areas and fucking bolts like a skittish prey animal everytime mario and his new little fairy companion try to approach him

[dredgesnails]

heartbreaking: tiny men accuse man notorious for stealing enchanters of trying to steal their enchanter (he really genuinely wasn't this time)

[twottie-m8]

Last magma of the year!

Thank you, @liannnn77 , for holding so many magma events this year. It was so much fun ^u^)/

Happy holidays, everyone 💕

[carcasscounty]

This has Definitely been addressed before, but I was staring at the back of Joseph's model and went "Hey, that looks familiar"

[lemondoddle]

cackling

[I.D. three screenshots of ghost files where shane gestures to a mattress and says "-youre not responding to the fact that she said mattress when you walked up to the mattress. what are you fucking high?" end I.D.]

[diabolicalworldwriter]

there's something sadly funny about the way that Kaladin goes into literally every situation thinking "Too bad I'm not cool anymore 😔"

I mean. I get it. Depression fucks your brain up and you feel detached from yourself and any skills you have or had. The PTSD and chronic fatigue are keeping him from doing things he once managed with far less effort. And it's rather impossible to feel like you can just... do things like you used to when you're struggling at a basic level to simply be.

Still, literally everyone who knows him is like "Kaladin you're so storming cool" and he goes "They're referring to the person I was, who is dead. I'll never be cool again. I'm sorry."

The most hilarious thing? He walks into these moments, thinking 'too bad', and then he does the most objectively amazing thing possible while everyone else just watches in awe.

Kaladin, three seconds after absolutely changing everyone's outlook on life: Aw, it's too bad the person I just was died again. Guess I have to find something else to be cuz I sure can't pull that off anymore.

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

It's funny how widely different the Sano brothers are at naming their gang

Izana's is a good one, it's a heroic tale, he read it as a kid - cute ! - there's not much to say, it works

Mikey sucks at naming things and knowing what it was supposed to be at first, Tokyo Manji is a bit silly and funny

Shinichiro... when you know, it's disturbing. Wtf man. Wtf. An abolished ultranationalist organization is NOT something to name your gang after. The coincidence is too big to be one how did you even learn about that organization Japan never talks about its historical wrongs

[hecatesbroom]

i can't help but feel like these posts were somehow meant to appear on my dash in this order

[heyclickadee]

Slightly unhinged Tech theories brought to you by:

1. How stupidly open Star Wars canon is.

2. An extremely stubborn form of optimism.

3. That red herrings only work if the real answer is more satisfying than the distraction, and the fact is that not only did we not get any answer AT ALL, but no one involved will actually straight up say it was a misdirect or what we were being misdirected from or even acknowledge there being any direction at all, meaning it was either the world’s most badly executed red herring, or it wasn’t a red herring at all/we just don’t have the actual answer yet.

4. The fact that Tech isn’t a real person, he’s an idea, meaning I don’t have to accept jack shit. Especially when canon has done so little to actually convince me he’s gone for good and it’s so markedly different than every other loss in the show.

[fwuuton]

DRRR marketing team I see you!!!

[ilovewaltstrickler]

Idk if this was intentional but the name “dictatious,” in addition to alluding to his role as an advisor (whose main job is to speak), can be shortened to “dick.” Which is kinda funny because. he’s a dick