#this is the last time i'm changing my url I SWEAR

[cicadatree]

cloveroak -> cicadatree

[billy-hargrooves]

steve-roggers -> jonas-kaahnwald

I swear this is the last time I'm going to change my URL this year 🤭, but since I've started to rewatch DARK this weekend, I'm totally addicted to the series again, even more then when I've originally watched it!

So I had to change my url one last time 🤭.

Going to tag a few of you:

@nastasyafilippovnas @prideandprejudice @harritudur @feuillesmortes @carladuquette @yelena-bellova @emziess @tisdae @daughter-rhaenyra @bellamysgriffin @frodo-sam @heroeddiemunson @jakeperalta @marinad3lrey @kooks71 @kingeomer2 @natasharomanovf @tudoraddict @sarah-shooketh @isitandwonder @lovedust4starlust @wynafryd-manderly @afewreelthoughts @searchingg-for-myself @thelegendofclarke @rogue-coyote @letthefairyinyoufly

Thank you for rebloging 😊❤️

[fightingwithtruelove]

Everything with a 3 or a 7 😘

3. do you leave the window open at night?

Sometimes, in the warmer months. But I'll often have to close it because I'm right next to the forest and the sounds just make me nervy 😂

7. hair-ties or scrunchies?

Used to swear by hair ties, but I discovered silk scrunchies and I never looked back.

13. when was the last time you ate?

Unless coffee counts as a meal, last night at dinner.

17. are you farsighted or nearsighted?

Neither. I see well, the only thing is that one of my eyes sees slightly better than the other one so I have to wear glasses (which I often forget) because the less seeing eye gets lazy which leads to me being charmingly cross-eyed.

23. how do you feel about chilly weather?

Define chilly? Okay you know, nevermind, I don't like chilly weather.

27. about how many hours of sleep did you get?

Around 9 or 10. 😎

30. is there dishes in your room?

There is a bowl that I ate grapes from the other day.

31. what type of music keeps you grounded?

Taylor Swift. It's just familiar and comforting.

32. do you have a favorite towel?

Yeah! It's yellow.

33. the last adventure you’ve been on?

I have no idea. Legit I can't remember.

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart?

Most of Taylor Swift's catalogue. A lot. Of Abba songs. My boy Frankie Sinatra. I sing along a LOT. So yeah, lots.

35. what’s your timezone?

Central European Time

36. how many times have you changed your url?

Too many to count.

37. someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

Yess! One of my best friends I've known since we were 7, so that's 23 years.

38. a soap bar that smells good?

I love lavender.

39. do you use lip balm?

Daily!

43. what’s your take on spicy foods?

Love them. Burn my mouth.

47. what was the last message you sent?

"can't sleep?"

[shark-myths]

thanks for the tag, @just-about-nothing ! for what it's worth i am completely charmed by your url, especially knowing its origin.

are you named after anyone? no and i was supposed to have a different name, my father swooped in and changed it while my mom was still loopy. my middle name, by far the best part of the whole thing, is the name of my uncle who died before i was born

when was the last time you cried? wow i'm so happy about this, it was at my fall out boy concert! but i came very near tears at the end of the 'tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow' episode of strange new worlds that i watched last night due to unfair & malicious directorial choices

do you have kids? believe it or not i am a fully fledged stepparent, despite swearing up and down since age 3 i would never be a parent and not really ever measurably wavering in that conviction.

do you use sarcasm a lot? not online really! in person, yes. i also speak in what i have decided is my cat's voice more often than you'd find cute

what's the first thing you notice about a person? lmao everything. i am a very skilled noticer (e.g., nosy). but i find most salient how i feel around them / how they seem to make others feel.

what's your eye color? like @just-about-nothing, debated. blue green grey gold, depending. my license always said green but when i moved to michigan a decade ago they changed it into blue at the dmv, and that's stuck ever since

scary movie or happy ending? i don't like scary movies but i love a scary ending

any special talents? i make the best sauces and pretty good soups, i read quickly, and i'm good at speaking extemporaneously

where where you born? outside of chicago

what are your hobbies? reading, writing, running, knitting, the michael hobbes extended universe

do you have pets? you all know i have too many cats

what sports do you/have you played? HAH never, not even one, i have never been on a team in my damn life

how tall are you? 5'5.5"

favorite subject in school? the best classes i ever took were psychopharmacology and medical anthropology

dream job? yarn store or plant store or book store. have attained career and now just want to go back to cozy retail

bonus! url significance? you have heard this before, but years ago, before i failed at something major that sent permanent ripple effects through my entire sense of myself & my future, i used to think i was a myth about a shark. you know the one: if i stop swimming, i'll die. i have had to unlearn this myth--it's not even true about sharks, why would it work as a way for me to live? reader, i didn't even like taking showers; they were an unbearable waste of time. i was racing towards the outcome of my life so fast, i didn't enjoy any of it. i was a wind-up doll made of control. so now i am here, living better, living at all. remembering always that bullshit myth about a shark. maybe now my url can remind you too!

also, like. sharks are great

[giolovesyousm]

1, 15, 21, 22, 23, 25, 27, 34, 36, 38, 49, 50

damnn thank you bro these are a lot!

1. who is/are your comfort character(s)?

have many actually, at the moment I'll say neil perry ofc, samwise gangee from LOTR, hange zoe from aot, lately I've been going with Jo march from little women! I rewatched the movie and absolutely went feral about it, I'm going to reread the book

15. are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

my books are my babies so yes, I'm a full-time mom

21. something you’ve kept since childhood?

literally everything, I had (have) A great attachment to all my things and just couldn't throw them away, I would have felt guilty, so all my toys and peluche are still here with me lol

23. how do you feel about chilly weather?

def not my fav, I like the hotness, I hate being cold or sm I love feeling the warm of the sun on my face, shoulders or whatever, I really dislike wear many clothes and go out with 2974millions of layers on bc it's damn it cold outside

25. perfume/body spray or lotion?

why not both?

27. about how many hours of sleep did you get?

in school days I think 7/8 hours, in the weekend or holidays way more, I really like to sleep, I'm very good at that

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart?

there are plenty actually, I love learning songs by heart, especially if they have great lyrics, the last one I learned I think is champagne problems by taylor swift, I always listened to it but never really hearing

36. how many times have you changed your url?

here on tumblr never actually, this is a very common nickname of mine and I like it this way

38. a soap bar that smells good?

mhh idk man I don't use soap bars unfortunately but at home I have those SBC soap that are really good, my mom buys them and they're like the best in england or something ??

49. can you skip rocks?

I always try I swear!! but it's not my thing ig

50. can i tag you in random stuff?

of course you can! whoever you are feel free to tag me in stupid things or send me whatever you want, it makes me kind of feel special

[these-are-in-the-bible]

The following words are in the bible:

0, 1, 9, a, about, above, add, again, all, allow, already, also, am, an, and, another, appearing, are, as, ask, asked, asks, at, babe, baby, bad, base, be, beast, beautiful, because, been, before, berry, black, bot, broth, brown, business, but, butter, by, can, cannot, car, care, cat, chain, change, cheese, choke, choose, chose, colour, come, complete, cook, could, course, court, crashing, crime, d, daily, dash, day, death, deep, delight, demon, desire, did, disguise, dish, dishes, do, doctor, doors, down, drive, due, during, each, eat, eating, endeavour, enjoyed, enough, enter, entire, epic, escaping, establishment, ever, every, evil, executioner, faces, failed, fall, fear, felt, finally, fine, finest, first, folks, following, for, forced, forest, found, four, free, full, garlic, get, getting, give, given, giving, glad, go, goes, going, got, guard, guards, guest, guilty, had, happened, has, have, he, head, help, here, hi, him, his, hope, how, human, i, if, ill, im, immediately, in, ink, instead, into, is, it, its, ive, juice, just, keep, kill, killing, kisses, knife, know, last, learning, leaves, led, lemon, let, like, little, long, look, loose, lots, love, magic, make, man, many, may, me, meal, meant, mess, miss, moment, more, morning, most, much, murders, my, name, naturally, nature, need, never, new, next, no, not, nothing, now, number, oc, of, offered, oh, oil, ok, olive, on, once, one, only, option, or, our, out, own, paper, peel, people, person, piece, planet, please, post, posts, pour, prepare, presented, prev, price, print, printed, promise, proud, provide, pull, punish, quick, rather, recommended, refuse, remembering, request, returning, rice, s, sacrificing, saffron, salt, same, saw, second, see, seen, sees, send, sentence, separate, serve, serves, serving, set, setting, several, shadow, shave, she, shit, shot, show, simple, single, sir, site, slowly, small, so, something, sometimes, son, sona, special, speedy, spotted, sprinkle, standard, still, stir, stock, suits, swear, tag, talking, tap, taste, tell, that, the, them, then, these, they, thing, this, those, thread, time, times, to, top, topped, train, trial, trick, turn, turning, twice, u, up, ur, url, us, version, virgin, want, was, wastes, watching, we, well, what, when, which, who, wild, will, wise, with, within, working, would, write, years, yes, yet, you, your

Beep boop! I'm sort of a bot. Some of these words are only partially in the bible!

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[dragon-dicks]

Pinned!

🔞THIS IS AN 18+ BLOG ONLY!🔞

I *WILL* block those who are not 18 who try to follow this blog!

I wanted this URL for years and only now after the porn ban do I finally get it. God thinks he's funny like that.

Hellbent/Bentley/Bent, if you must call me anything. 21+.

If the icon of a shopping cart full of tiny Bad Dragon dildos didn't give it away, this is a sideblog for NSFW content (even if site staff and payment processors are damn determined they're stronger than the Almighty Horny).

The kinks are probably tame by Tumblr standards, but this is still a place to be anonymously foul and down bad in peace without normie interference or judgment.

My main is...none of your business. If you do know what my main is, *mind* ya damn business. My exact gender and sexuality is also none of your business, either, you don't need to know my alphabet.

I don't intend to be so abrasive, but I just want to enjoy my horny corner in peace and it's so hard to do that on the modern internet these days.

Anyway, here's some common tags/kinks and also a hard no list. Subject to be changed over time.

HARD NOs: Pregnancy, birthing, or baby-related content of ANY kind (including omegaverse and its tropes), scat/shit/coprophilia, vomiting, DDLG/CGL dynamics (I realize the irony of me saying that, when I have what is basically a daddy issues kink, but those specific dynamics have strong ties to age regression and littlespace, which is *not* my thing, so that's why), father-daughter incest, diapers, bimbofication or other forms of forced feminization, misogyny and patriarchy kink, feederism/feedee/weight loss or gain-based kinks, obviously no IRL depictions of bestiality/necrophilia/snuff/gore/incest/pedophilia.

(Note: Some gender play might still go on, but it generally won't be aligned with overt feminization or feminine stuff. Also using derogatory terms like "whore, cunt, bitch, etc." is fine, again, it's only in the specific context of misogyny/patriarchy shit I don't want it.)

#not dragon dicks: Meme shit or other things barely or not even remotely related to horny shit. #get bent bentley: Original posts made by me. #tie a hoe down: Usually has to do with bondage in some way. #forgive me father for I have sinned; I've sinned a lot: Priest and otherwise religious kink. Didn't think this would actually be a frequent one but uh. You learn new things about yourself everyday. #dragon dicks: In case the blogname wasn't obvious, we fuck dragons here. #monstrous lovers: ...Among other, not-dragon creatures and monsters. The non-dragon furry and teratophilia shit, basically. #bark at the moon: This one's specifically for transformation and/or lycanthropy and werewolf tropes. Yes, it's different. #that is not medicine: Various things under the medical kink umbrella. May include gore, snuff, that kind of content. Be wary and make sure to blacklist appropriately. #a bit of the old ultraviolence: Non-medical blood, gore, violent acts such as beatings and cannibalism. Again, be wary and make sure to blacklist appropriately. #I'm a thirsty little flower: Piss kink. Mind the splash zone. #do you want to make love to a sad old man?: The tag for DILFs and a very specific kink that a group of friends and I coined called 'saddy kink.'

What is a saddy, you ask? A saddy should ideally have several traits:

OLDER. A saddy needs to be 30+ at absolute minimum, 35+ preferred, 40+ even better. A 20 year old anime twink is not a saddy.

Miserable. This is the 'sad' part of the saddy. Needs to reek of divorce and alcohol, preferably both.

Fatherly vibes. He doesn't necessarily need to be a GOOD caretaker but he needs to at least be trying when it comes to kids/younger people.

Examples: Joel Miller (The Last of Us), Booker DeWitt (Bioshock Infinite), Shane (Stardew Valley), John Lowe (American Horror Story: Hotel)

Anyway, let's have some fun here. I swear, I don't bite...often. 💚

[jhunals]

team dragonborn dashboard simulator 2

(in which taliesin enjoys a new username, lucien has a panic attack, and nebarra is a bit of an opp)

prev. here

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

For the last time, people, I do not endorse the Thalmor, despite what my username says. Gods.

🐉 ldb Follow

tally you know you can change your username right

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

What? How?!

🐱 tally.loves.kitties

Thank you.

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⚔️ skyrimbelongstothen0rds Follow

🐊 lucifer.the.argonian Follow

i know you guys find this funny and all but op is a stormcloak supporter

⚔️ skyrimbelongstothen0rds Follow

Um. Did you read my DNI???

🐊 lucifer.the.argonian Follow

this is the kind of person whose stuff you're reblogging.

🥘 lawman_xel Follow

Lucifer, that's Nebarra's sideblog. He's trolling.

🐊 lucifer.the.argonian Follow

⚔️ skyrimbelongstothen0rds Follow

And I said no snowflakes either. I swear, we didn't have this problem when only Nords lived in Skyrim.

🌱 greenauri Follow

skyrim was never "only nords" tho

⚔️ skyrimbelongstothen0rds Follow

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🐱 tally.loves.kitties Follow

🖕nebarras_wines Follow

You post the worst memes I've ever seen in my fucking life

🐱 tally.loves.kitties Follow

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🌺 khash.khash Follow

i thought adventuring with a group of adults would teach me something about life or responsibility. all it has taught me is to wear armor at all times

🌼 wanderingmusings Follow

so glad you finally joined tumblr!

🐊 lucifer.the.argonian Follow

do you need help setting anything up?

🗡️ dragonguard_kaidan Follow

I don't think this website is safe for a child.

🌺 khash.khash Follow

i am a teenage girl?? i have had this hellsite for years

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📜 scholarlucien Follow

someone stole my study notes guys im shaking and heaving

🌱 greenauri Follow

he's not using proper punctuation. this is serious

😈 bluecatinigo Follow

i'm so sorry, lucien. make an awareness post and then wait a bit. i'm sure they'll turn up.

📜 scholarlucien Follow

i can NOT let anyone see these inigo. theyre extremely personal

📜 scholarlucien

ugh im gonna be sick

😈 bluecatinigo Follow

take a deep breath, my friend. use the technique i taught you. everything will be okay

📜 scholarlucien Follow

agh okay. im pretending to put out dragonflame

🌼 wanderingmusings Follow

ah i think i found them!

📜 scholarlucien Follow

oh thank you thank you thank you so much

🌼 wanderingmusings Follow

it's these, right?

😈 bluecatinigo Follow

oh my.

📜 scholarlucien Follow

GAH OH GODS OH GODS

🌱 greenauri Follow

i wish you'd told us about this, lucien. i have some input to share!

📜 scholarlucien Follow

KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

🐉 ldb Follow

lucien what

🗡️ dragonguard_kaidan Follow

By the Gods

👹 rumarin Follow

where did you rank me?

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urls (again):

ldb = the last dragonborn

thlmr.tal / tally.loves.kitties = taliesin

skyrimbelongstothen0rds / nebarras_wines = nebarra

lucifer.the.argonian = lucifer

lawman_xel = xelzaz

khash.khash = khash (yes its a dumb pun on cash cash)

wanderingmusings = caryalind thallery (incognito)

bluecatinigo = inigo

scholarlucien = lucien

greenauri = auri

rumarin = rumarin

[shdwtouch]

meet the mun.

alias / name: puffin / selkie birthday: september 2nd zodiac sign: virgo height: 5 foot something idk hobbies: besides roleplay and playing video games ? cooking. photo editing / graphic making. hanging out with my cat. sleeping. bingeing youtube shorts. favourite colour: teal or turquoise favourite book: okay thats kinda hard. the priory of the orange tree probably. anything by jay posey. the temeraire series. the original sherlock holmes. cannery row, cuz it'll always have a spot in my heart. last film / show: the grea north recent reads: textbooks mostly uwu; inspiration: idk I was just really inspired by the aesthetics and lore behind the shadow-cursed lands while playing BG3 and decided to make a character based on it. other than that, shade has kinda just been developing in her own time and I've been writing and adapting her lore as I go ! story behind url: shdwtouch but shadow without vowels aka ~aesthetic~. I liked it because shade is "shadow touched" / touched by the shadow curse. fun fact about me: I don't know... I've changed my major 5+ times ? currently majoring in game dev, inspired in part by my love for modding and games in general. other than that... I'm actually really talkative and engaging I'm just shy and have selective energy ? like I'm shy but I'm also out here swearing at folks affectionately. friends call me aggressively supportive for that reason owo

[angel-dust-addict]

Active Blogs

//Last update on shit and then this will go back to being an actual Angel Dust RP blog, I swear. Just wanted to put up a list of blogs that are actually active and whatnot. So this is where each of my HH/HB/ZP blogs stands at the moment.

Currently active blogs:

Angel Dust (Powder) - @angel-dust-addict

Angel Dust (Glitter, single-verse) - @glitterandlust

Alastor - @pentagramcityradio

Cypher - @theliarshart

Paulo - @demcndcgs

Currently on hiatus:

Husk - @gamblinggryphon

Cherri Bomb - @firecrackerdetonator

Izzi - @nightmareofthedamned

Stolas Ars Goetia - @stolasowlofgoetia

Blitzø - @clownturnedkiller

Archived:

Moxxie - @themoxxieboy

As of right now, only Moxxie is going away. I'm not changing his URL or deleting his blog, he's just no longer going to be active. I'm chronically non-committal, though, which is why I'm not changing anything beyond slapping an "archived" at the top of his page. Demcndcgs will eventually also have (at least) two other OCs if all goes well. For the moment it's only Paulo, Nite Rain will probably be next, and then Star. Cypher is going to remain active, but he'll probably be low-activity for the time being.

As for the five that are on hiatus, I do plan to bring them back. Eventually. For the moment, Stolas and Blitzø are on indefinite hiatus, but that only really means I don't have a planned date to bring them back to active. Cherri and Izzi are on hiatus until the show starts airing this summer. As for Husk, he's on hiatus until I feel confident juggling the other five blogs that are active.

I know last night I had a bit of a mood about the level of inactivity with some of my blogs. Powder and Glitter don't really need much work as far as that goes. Alastor is my second most active muse, his blog is just kind of dead at the moment, so I'm looking to get him going again. And then I've got Cypher (who is an AU from a show nobody seems to know about) and Paulo. And I think having only those two, Alastor, and Angel active will give me space to focus on getting them actually moving. I'm going to have to take a look at what I can do, because posting a gazillion and twelve starters for Cypher has done absolutely nothing for his activity level, so I'm not terribly sure what to do there. But that's really kind of why I'm opting to only keep four characters active for the moment.

And now back to your regularly scheduled porn star spider...

[annonabright]

HEADCANON: annona's two biggest projects !!

ANNONA & JOE (2004-2009).

A quirky kids show about a precocious ballerina (Annona) after she moves into a new house inhabited by a lonely ghost, Joe (originally played by a boy Annona’s age named Danny Joe Bradley), who starts to follow Annona around when he finds out she’s the only person on Earth who can see him.

The show started as an innocent, offbeat but light-hearted little sitcom, with one or two gallows humor jokes (usually related to existentialism) thrown into the season for the parents who are watching with their 6-year-olds. (Think EERIE, INDIANA if anyone has ever heard of that.) They originally never touched on the logistics of how Joe died or why Annona had the ability to see him.

Annona gained a lot of attention for doing her own dancing for her character. She was classically trained in ballet from 2002 until 2010.

It was a success with children, but it gained massive attention when someone popularized an internet fan theory that the character of Annona was schizophrenic. Suddenly everybody was watching the show through the lens of it being about a deeply disturbed girl who’s too mature to connect to anyone her own age, and the writers of the show decided to embrace that in the following seasons.

The show’s dark humor became less subtle in season 2, with more hints of Annona’s mental illnesses and existential crises. It was still marketed as a show for children and popular among the alleged target audience, but it was clear that it was being written for adults. By season 3, the show had become one huge allegory for SOLIPSISM. The controversy around the show only helped it become more popular. It was too big to cancel.

But while filming season 3, Danny Joe Bradley died while they were filming their Hannukah episode in a ski lodge in December 2008. (I’ll make a headcanon post about how he died if anyone is interested but I’m trying to keep this bio condensed!)

Because the show was too successful, the studio decided they needed to milk a full 4 seasons out of it, and so the role of Joe was recast.

The show ended on a high note. The boy they cast as Joe looked close enough that the child audience didn’t notice. But headlines and buzz about the dead actor who played a ghost turned the show into a cultural staple, and the recasting was the last piece of controversy it needed to go down in history.

7 years after it’s ended, people talk about about as much as they talk about shows like The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, but everyone who lived through the tabloid stories and urban legends surrounding the show will remember it whenever it’s mentioned to them. It has a tremendous cult following on the internet and at geek conventions, but it may be more of a distant memory to the average teenager, since it aired when these kids were about 5-10 years old.

But it’s still very popular among stoners who watch shows like Adventure Time and Courage the Cowardly Dog. It was and still is HUGE in Japan.

SPITTING IMAGE (2015).

A sundance darling psychological thriller that became an instant classic in the horror genre, akin to the likes of The VVitch, It Follows, The Babadook, Hereditary, and so on. Super atmospheric mystery movie about human cloning; big themes and ethical questions involving duality, replacement, artificiality, identity.

94% freshness rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Annona played the main character’s daughter, Dolly (maybe the clone of his dead wife? idk I’ll figure out the plot to this movie as we go), and there’s a big base of people who say she was snubbed for an Oscar nomination for her performance.

There’s a line in the movie that’s probably really well-acted and powerful in context, but it’s so dramatic and over the top that it became a meme for Youtube Poops and shitposts all over the internet. (Think Leonardo DiCaprio’s “MAL!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!” wailing from Inception.) The iconic line is probably something like “HE’S DEAD, DOLL, DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!” and maybe the youths thought it was funny because of the alliteration. If you shout this quote at her she’s very likely to try to smack you. It’s been three years. She’s tired of hearing it.

She’s been in a lot of horror movies (both artsy and trashy) and made cameos in some tv shows but these are the two she’s most known for. She’s done a lot of quirky-weird-dark indie movies and a Hocus Pocus-esc halloween kids movie back in 2012. Her career slowed down after 2015 when she started to really spiral into depression. 

She’s not in the public eye too much anymore, and doesn’t frequently get noticed in public. But she’s become a kind of idol in Japan and has cult princess status in the horror movie fanbase.

her family’s credentials.

UNCLE: Grant McKean. Critically acclaimed director specializing in thriller movies. (think: Christopher Nolan logic/storylines meets David Lynch atmosphere!) He’s slowly turning into the next stereotypical film bro’s favorite director. Not quite Tarantino/Fincher level, but he’s getting there. MOTHER: Linda McKean Bright. vapid indie/arthouse director whose career never really took off. FATHER: Sam Bright. middle-aged actor who hasn’t been in anything widely successful since he was 22.

[bucky-barnes-diaries]

Dessert

Captain America and The Winter Soldier

Pairing; Bucky Barnes x Female!Reader

Summary; Bucky always enjoy eating his favourite dessert before dinner… you.

Word Count; 1187

Warnings; NSFW, 18+ Only, Minors DNI, cursing, dirty talk, pet names, nipple play, thigh riding, oral (female receiving), mention of bodily fluids.

Authors Note; URL has been changed from marvel-diaries to bucky-barnes-diaries

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Bucky had come home late last night, around 9 PM, from a mission overseas. He had been gone for a few weeks, and when he came back home, he was exhausted.

He had greeted you with a kiss and a long hug that he so desperately needed after being away from you for so long.

“You need to eat something, Bucky. I have some leftover dinner from today in the fridge that I can warm up for you.”

He nuzzled his head in the crook of your neck as a heavy sleep came over him after all the stress and no time for rest he had endured on his mission.

“Thank you, doll. You're the best. I'll lay on the couch in the meantime.”

Once you were done heating up his dinner, you walked out to the living room to find Bucky out cold on the couch. His light snores filled the room.

“My poor, sweet Bucky.”

You got comfortable beside him, draping a blanket over the two of you and kissing his forehead lightly.

“Sleep tight, baby.”

—

When you woke up in the morning, Bucky was still sound asleep in the same position as the night before.

You didn't want to wake him; he needed to get as much rest as possible, so you went on about your day.

Around 5 PM, you walked downstairs after doing some work on your computer. Once you got to the living room, Bucky was still asleep, but this time he had changed sleeping position.

He was sleeping on his stomach now. His arms were underneath his head, and he was still snoring lightly like from the night before.

You knew he needed a lot of rest, but he hadn't eaten anything in almost 24 hours. He had to get some food in him, so you had no choice but to disturb his deep and comfortable sleep.

You sat down on the floor next to where he lay, and you slowly combed your fingers through his soft hair soothingly so as not to startle him.

“Bucky? Bucky, wake up. I know you want to sleep, baby, but I'm sorry you need to eat something.”

His eyelashes fluttered open to be met with your gorgeous face. As soon as he saw you, a big smile came across his face. His stomach started to rumble at the thought of eating, but it wasn't food he wanted.

“If that something isn't you, then I don't want it.”

You rolled your eyes at his confession. “Haha, very funny, Bucky, but seriously you need to eat something. We can order your favourite Take-Out.”

Bucky sat upright, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. “Alright, alright. Go and grab the Take-Out menu then.”

“Alright, here it is,” you sat down beside him, “let me know what you want.”

Your phone was in your hand, getting ready to dial the number and order as soon as he decided what he wanted.

He opened up the menu, but his eyes were focused on you only.

“As I said, baby, I want to eat you.”

“Babe, I’m not food,” you chuckled.

“Oh, I disagree, doll. You always taste amazing.”

You rolled your eyes at him and shook your head, but you couldn’t help that your mind drifted towards some unholy thoughts. Your bottom lip was captured between your teeth as you thought about the last time Bucky went down on you and how he wouldn’t let you go until you came at least two times on his tongue before he fucked you into oblivion on your shared bed.

“Come here, baby, stand up.”

You got up without even thinking twice about it and stood in front of him.

“Take your shirt off.”

“Bucky…”

“Take it off, sit on my lap, and then you can order the food, I promise.”

You did as he told you, removing your oversized t-shirt. Shivers ran down your spine at the slight coldness in the room; your nipples hardened.

“Mmm… no bra, baby, I swear you will be the death of me. Now come here.”

He patted his thigh, waiting for you to take your seat on him.

Your hard nipples came in contact with his clothed chest, and you couldn’t help but let out a small gasp at the sensation.

“Order me a number 7.”

With shaking hands, you dialled the number to the restaurant and put the phone to your ear. It ran for a while.

Bucky began to kiss your neck slowly. Leaving light kisses, licks and small nips as he explored all of it. You were already a mess of moans and groans as he continued to kiss downwards to your chest.

“Shh… you need to be quiet, doll; I don’t want them to hear.”

The restaurant finally picked up, and you tried, to the best of your abilities, to order as normal as you could, under the circumstances you were in at the moment. You failed miserably.

“H-hi-i.. can I get a n-number 11, a-an-and a num..”

*gasp*

Bucky had taken one of your nipples into his mouth and started sucking on the bud, making you completely lose it. Bucky could hear them over the phone.

“Ma’am, are you alright? Can you repeat the last thing for me, please?”

Bucky released your nipple from his mouth and brought his finger up to his lips to signal to you to be quiet.

“Be a good girl for me,” he mouthed.

You nodded your head that you understood, and you tried to order again. Bucky went back to what he was doing just a moment ago.

“Hello, ma’am, are you still there?”

“Y-yes, I said could I get a number 11 a-an-and a n-number 7, p-please.”

You threw your head back and bit your bottom lip as your pussy started to throb with every suck to your nipple. Bucky's hand had found its way towards your clothed core, teasing your clit through your shorts and panties.

“And your address is?”

You told them the address and quickly hung up, tossing the phone to the side.

“Ah, fuck, Bucky. That’s so good.”

You wrapped your arms around his neck and started to grind yourself on his clothed thigh, his hands on your waist to guide you on him.

“Such a good and pretty girl for me, doll.”

Bucky flipped the both of you so that you were laying on the couch, with him hovering over you.

“Take them off.”

Quickly getting rid of them, you spread your legs so that he could see all of you.

“What about you, Bucky?”

“Baby, I’m the one that’s eating here.”

He got himself comfortable between your legs, his favourite place to be, and placed a kiss on your needy clit.

“Fuck, Bucky, please… don’t tease.”

“You’re so beautiful. You know I’ve always loved eating my dessert before dinner.”

He licked a broad stripe up your slit. You grabbed the back of his head, snaking your fingers in his hair, keeping him to you, so desperate for him to eat you out.

“Please, Bucky, I want more.”

“Shh… just relax while I eat my favourite dessert..”

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[punsareapriority]

Hey, everyone it's Retriever here. It was great to be here and meet all of you. I'll miss everyone except for Sonnet. Because he sucked. A lot.

I hope I never have to cross paths with such a terrible person ever again. Seriously I was this close to making fun of him and saying I got the girl of my dreams and he didn't.

Of course I thought better of it.

Anyway my time is short, but I'll miss you all. Especially my new adaptive father @lukacouffainesurvivingoncaffeine and my new cousin @adrien-a-agreste thank you for liking me better than my actual father..

Also I have something to say about my father since he exists in this universe. And from what I understand he still sucks and barely cares.

Hey father from another universe, you suck. Like a lot. Being there for your family really isn't that hard, like you could really stand to make an effort here.

Hey @everyone since I'm probably never gonna come back, I've got something to tell you. I'm Adrien Agreste and my father is..

I'm just gonna say it because he can't punish me and will never see it. Yeah I'm gonna swear for the first and probably the last time of my life.

My father is kind of an asshole. He only cares about himself. And I can't even tell him about my girlfriend. Because if I do and she's not of "the appropriate status" He tries to force her to break up with me. Especially through threatening to pull me out of school and other backhanded methods.

Also he forces me to be a model for his company. Do you want to know how many times my sister and I have tried to tell him we don't want to do this. We want to be like normal kids with normal lives. But no, we can't have that.

My twin sis, Kaitlyn. She has it worse than me because she tells him what she's thinking, where I just agree to him. She's only allowed out of the house for School, Modeling, Photoshoots and that's it.

Also apparently he has my cousin's amok and is using it as blackmail, what in the ever loving fuck. I feel bad for Felix, he doesn't deserve this.

Anyway I'm ranting a bit, so I'll get to the point.

@gabrielagrestebrand I hear from countless people that you suck. And aren't doing great for your kids. So all I have to say is Be better. Do better. All that's gonna happen is that they will hate you if you don't work on fixing this.

And if you ever get to the point my father has, I personally guarantee you you're gonna be in a lot of trouble, and it's not even gonna be from me.

Or the people in this universe.

There will be a lot of people who come to get you if you ever get to that point.

So please just shape up

P.s

@thelovelylilarossi you are the coolest Lila I have ever met, never change.

@papi-papillon you are a better man than my father probably will ever be

@sentinoir-is-me I wish we had a Nathan in our universe because you are literally so amazing and wholesome

@theofficialadyblog you're amazing and I hope you never forget it.

@ni-yes I meant what I said, Adrien is lucky to have a best friend like you.

@hi-its-kaitlyn I am so happy you are allowed to be free and out of father's grasp in this universe. You really do deserve the freedom and it's not fair that you don't get any in our universe.

Oh I'm running out of time!

Bye @how-do-people-come-up-with-urls you're cool!

And-

[pelideswhore]

intro and important info

url change: localgreekmythologywh0re -> pelideswhore

index:

intro to blog content

intro to me

find me on ...

dni if ...

trigger warnings/tags

WRITING REQUESTS

intro to blog content:

as my url says, i love greek mythology and that's the point of the blog. i post anything from memes to incorrect quotes to long analyses of myths. i also love answering asks! the ask box is always open and anon is enabled. PM's are also open for everyone, so never fear to approach me, whether you wanna talk about greek mythology or anything else. if you want to play a part in what posts i make, take this survey.

intro to me:

to the person behind the blog now! i go by eden (she/they) and i'm bisexual. i’m not a historian and all research done is personal, so take all my posts with a pinch of salt. i was born in germany, but i've lived in london for a long time, so i speak german and english fluently. i’m also 17, so a minor (in case you’re mdni). personally i don’t care if you’re 18+, you can still interact with me, just don’t be a creep.

find me on ...:

@edenwritessomething — writing blog

@stingrayizzy — technically my sister, but i manage the tags and somtimes the account, so do follow (cool art! sexy gals!)

@eden-dum — personal blog, shitposts and tag games/picrews will all land there

spotify — ... my music. don't judge or i will slay you.

pinterest — titles should be self-explanatory, if not then it's probably a wip

dni if ...:

racist

homophobic

transphobic

anti semitic

zionist

islamophobic

ableist

fatphobic

pedophile

pro-life

trigger warnings/tags:

notice: i've decided that i won't be tagging swear words anymore, since greek mythology is much more mature than the f-word. that said, i personally don't swear much (at least not seriously), so you'll probably only encounter reblogs with swears, if at all.

all my trigger warnings follow the same pattern namely '_____ tw'. i try to tag both general and specific triggers, so if a post mentions murder, i'd tag 'death tw' and 'murder tw'. if i forget to tag something, don't hesitate to tell me. if you have triggers you'd like me to know about, i'll note and tag them. it doesn't matter how niche your trigger is, i'd tag anything without questioning. oh and one last thing, i use british spelling, so keep that in mind when you block a tag.

not greek mythology

important — mostly education about hate crimes and ways to help people through gofundme etc. you can always PM me if you'd like me to boost your gofundme.

long post — this can include both mythology and not-mythology long posts. my opinion on whether a post is long or not varies from day to day, sorry bout that.

reblog — i only use this tag when i reblog stuff from my own blog or reblog smth repeatedly, so you can block threads. it's usually used together with 'long post'

nsfw — my blog is generally sfw, but like said above, the nature of greek mythology is ... smexy, so i can't guarantee anything. also the nsfw tag is only for sex-related things, if you wanna block alcohol/drugs block 'alcohol tw' or 'drugs tw' etc.

tw eden — usually goes hand-in-hand with ‘not greek mythology’. basically anything relating to more to me than mythology that i for some reason decided should be on this blog instead of my personal blog.

[rusted-phone-calls]

because the sunrise reminds me of you (linhiana)

a/n: I wanted to post this on Mid Autumn Festival but heh. It took wayy longer than I thought it would but it's here so um. I am only posting this because of Kat @badassslytherinhisshiss if anything goes wrong blame her. (@if-only-wishes-were-answered I made a reference to your url in here I hope you don't mind)

summary: biana is an exchange student, and linh is part of her host family. love has long abandoned biana, but now it's come drifting back.

One day left

It's the Mid Autumn Festival today.

That’s what Linh told me. I’m not from China, I don’t know crap about Chinese festivals. Today is the day that changes, according to her.

She’d been horrified after she dropped Princess Purryfins on my face, kicked me off the mattress, yelled in my ear that "IT’S MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL, BIANA, WAKE UP!" and only received a confused blank stare in return.

Linh had pulled out a whiteboard, rainbow coloured markers and several paper lanterns then proceeded to give me a thirty minute lecture on the renowned Mid Autumn Festival.

She talked about the iconic full moon- how it was the brightest, roundest moon of the year, how the Chinese used to call the moon beautiful names, how the children used to call the moon a bowl. She explained the confusing dates of the Mid-Autumn Festival- it was the fifteen day of the eighth month, but in the lunar calendar so every year, so Linh had to search up the date each year. She introduced me to the traditional food- starfruit, golden-brown mooncakes, mochi- and proceeded to shove the above food into her mouth. Then there were the paper lanterns in every colour of the rainbow, and complains about ‘stupid industrial singing plastic lanterns’.

Linh covered everything she knew about the Mid-Autumn Festival, from knowledge gained from books to Googled answers. But, she straight-up refused to tell me the most interesting bit of the Mid Autumn Festival, the origin of the festival, the story of the lady on the moon. Hypocrite. I glared at her, but she only grinned and told me, “I'm saving the best for the last, Bee, be patient. It's only a little more than twelve hours."

Regardless of what Linh said, twelve hours was very long. But Tam shouted for us to get ready for school right after, so I had to wait. Tam is scary. Bad timing, Tam. Reeeally bad timing.

Being an exchange student is great, usually. The local teachers aren't familiar with your uniform, so I get to mess with it. The education system is so different, I got away with falling asleep during class and being confused when the teacher asked me a question once. Plus, there’s an unspoken rule about being nice to foreign students, and I most definitely take advantage of that. Just… not in front of Linh. She doesn’t judge anyone, she refuses to swear, but she's my best friend and I don't want to scare her away.

Unless she was hiding a backstory. The Mid-Autumn Festival backstory. I need to know it.

I got obsessed with the mystery story, attempting to sacrifice my precious recess time to browse the library for the story of the Mid-Autumn Festival. It was harder than it should've been, with my inability to speak Chinese and Linh dragging me away a minute in. Who knew the kind, generous Linh had such a stubborn side which only showed in the most inconvenient situations possible?

By this point I was more excited about the Mid-Autumn Festival celebrations than Linh herself. Six in the evening, Linh finally skipped down to a nearby park with me in tow. In front of the spray-paint-green grass, dog waste and rusty metal bars, there was the sea. The grey, dull sea, but a nice change of view from buildings, buildings and more buildings nonetheless.

Linh had set up a picnic of sandwiches, juice boxes and mooncakes. LED fairy lights line the picnic blanket- Linh had apparently learnt from experience that it was unwise to let me near fire- where she was sitting, hugging her knees and staring up at the sky. The sun hadn’t completely set yet, pale warm yellow fading into the slowly darkening blue. We couldn’t see the stars and the moon yet, but it was beautiful.

beautiful, like how linh’s brown eyes followed the sun behind the mountains, like how she was humming a slow song, harmonizing with the birds heading back home in the fading light

I flop onto the grass, ignoring the bits of dirt that got stuck in my braid. Linh tried- and failed to cover up her laugh with an exasperated groan, untying my hair and quickly combing through it, brushing the filth from my hair.

“Your hair is so pretty, Bee,” she chided me. “Don’t ruin it.” Says the one without tangled, unmanageable hair. I laid back down on the grass.

and you wondered what it would’ve felt like if you had curled up against linh instead

Linh shook her head, dragging me off the ground and handing me two boxes of glow sticks. She had then unpacked hers, looking like a little child receiving candy. I fumble with mine, lacking Linh’s graceful skill. She shakes her head again, laughing a little. “I assume you don’t know how to make glow-bracelets?”

I stared at her, struggling to twist the sticks together to prove that I was a person of talent. I was not a person of any talent. Linh laughed (“I’m not laughing at you,” she promised. Liar), demonstrating how to bend the stick into a circle. I struggled to make a circle with a stick. Half an hour and a hill of weirdly twisted glow sticks later, Linh sighed for what felt like the millionth time and grabbed my hands, showing me how to form a circle.

you were not blushing, no, why is autumn in china so warm-

I tried it again. A crooked neon circle.“LINH LINH LINH I DID IT I DID IT! LOOK, LINH!” I showed it off.

Linh was laughing at me, again. “About time. You’re pretty slow for a bee.”

I pouted. “Mean.”

“You say that like it isn’t your lack of manners rubbing off on me. Remind me why we’re friends.”

“Because you liiiiike me, mermaidl,” I poked her. She did not tell me to shut up. It wasn’t my fault she told me her Chinese name was 宋海玲- 海 meaning ocean, or sea.

if wishes were ever answered, this would be a good time- moon lighting up, just ever so slightly; the last drops of sunset fading into the mountains; your hand on linh’s shoulder; and her smile is your world

“Also, I seem to remember a promise about a story?” I look at Linh with my best attempt at puppy eyes.

“Stop with your horrible puppy eyes, and I’ll tell you.”

I stopped.

“Thank you, Bee.

There are so many tales of the Mid-Autumn Festival, but the one about Chang’e, the lady on the moon, is the best one.

It started with a great archer. Legend is that there used to be ten suns in the sky, burning so hotly all the peoples’ crops died. Young, arrogant young men would try to shoot the suns down, but they never succeed. Then there was Hou Yi, the best archer known. He was humble, unlike the other archers, and the people begged him to shoot down the suns. He did. He shot nine suns out of the sky, and the people were so grateful they made him emperor, and he chose beautiful Chang’e as his wife.

After a few years, the power of the emperor went to his head, and he became obsessed with the legendary elixir of immortality. He eventually did find it, to everyone’s disgust, and most of all Chang’e. Hou Yi wasn’t even a good emperor. He made his people suffer, and no one wanted him to reign over China forever. So, one day, Chang’e did something really stupid.

Let me clarify. The elixir of immortality came in the form of two pills, one for the emperor and one for his beloved wife. No human was supposed to take two pills. That’s exactly what Chang’e did. At least it was for a good cause.

She couldn’t bear to see her husband treat his people like this forever, so she took the two pills. I’m not sure why, but she flew up to the moon and became the moon goddess, possibly due to the effects of swallowing two pills.” Linh squints at the moon. Maybe she was looking for Chang’e.

you can see the moon reflected in her eyes, its glow highlighting her cheeks, casting its light onto her neat, silk-like hair, and you want to kiss her, right there and then

“They say she’s still up there, living in the moon palace with a rabbit- or a bunny, they’ve never been clear about that.

But- but what about her family, her friends? Did she have none, or did they grieve for her? Everyone praises her for her sacrifice. No one talks about the ones she left behind- people who cared for her, loved her. She left them behind, without even a body to cry over, or- or a note. Imagine- you’re her parents. You’re proud of her for being the emperor’s wife. You love her sweet nature. She’s your daughter, and she disappeared overnight. How would you feel?”

Linh turned to me.

“I-” I shake my head. “That’s deep, Linh. It’s just a story. I won’t fly up to the moon, and I’ll make sure you won’t, either. You can’t get rid of me that easily.”

Her hands cover mine, and she looks me in the eye, dead serious. “If you do anything so selflessly reckless, I will find you and kill you myself. Your death belongs to me.”

“That’s ominous, mermaid. Are you sure you don’t want to reconsider your career choices?”

you tease her when you want to say something else instead, because it’s heart-breakingly clear how much she loves you- just not in the same way you love her

"I'm sure, Bee.”

it's getting late, and the sky has grown darker, painting the backdrop for the moon. it's bright, bright than the lights lit in apartments and street lamps, bright as linh's smile, as the lantern she hands you solemnly. “keep it,” she tells you, “wouldn’t want you to forget about me.”

you take the lantern, and you don’t let her see the gratefulness and love you’re fumbling with. she sees you anyway, and she hugs you like she never wants to let go

One morning, precious hours and scarce minutes left

I woke up at 5 am the next day. Maybe it was all those times Linh shook me awake for sunrise, or maybe it was because Linh tripped on my ankle.

That was a first for her. Linh was careful, considerate, and tripping- I didn’t have to be a genius to know something was wrong. “Linh? Are you okay?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. Go back to sleep, Bee. I don’t want to be dragging a half-awake zombie to school tomorrow.” Her voice cracked, and she tried to cover it with a cough.

this is one time you’re glad for the mirror on the wall, because there are tears in linh’s eyes and you want- need her to know that you are here for her

“If you want anything, just ask. I’m going to wait for sunrise.”

Linh nods, only one foot in this world.

you watch her hands shake slightly, wondering why she-

oh.

oh, because you remember today is the last day and you will leave only hours later, and you remember the first night- "biana? thanks for being my friend." she’d been laughing so, so happily.

yesterday was the last night, and she was crying.

...you don’t want her to cry ever again.

Linh came back into the room, a smile back on her face and brown eyes bright. “Want to feed Princess Purryfins?”

her eyes are still tinted and made of broken glass, but you play along because sadness doesn’t belong within joy.

I woke up with zero injuries. I went crying back to Linh with scratches that were definitely going to scar. “Are you still sure Princess Purryfins isn’t a demon?”

“I’m sure, Bee.” She put a Hello Kitty bandage on a bleeding cut, not even attempting to hide her laughter.

“I’m offended you trust your demon cat over me.”

She shook her head in disapproval.

“for the record, i do trust you. a lot,” she tells you. she’s back from the depths of the ocean, eyes sparkling like the surface of a beautiful sea.

it looks like she’s waiting for an answer, so you give one to her.

it isn’t the one she wants to hear. you’re not ready just yet.

Life goes on. We yelled at Tam to wake up. We went to school. We made fun of Tam’s crush.

you ignored the seconds and minutes ticking, slowly slipping away.

it catches up with you, eventually.

No more time left

We were in music when the intercom screeched, and it was time to go.

I took my suitcase- covered in cat stickers courtesy of Linh- and I was ready to go.

no, you weren’t.

No, I wasn’t.

Here, I had Linh. I had Glimmer and Tam and Tiergan and sometimes Wylie or even Prentice. There, I had a father who was always at work, a mother trying to repair her broken family, a brother who never showed up at home anymore, and another brother who had the weight of ‘the Vacker legacy’ on his shoulders.

Here, I could laugh too loudly without fear, I could frown, I could shout. I needn’t be the perfect Vacker daughter. There, I wore pretty smiles, giggled softly, never speaking out of turn. I was Alden Vacker’s immaculate doll.

Here, I had love.

I would miss them.

When I glanced back into the classroom, Linh was still wearing a smile, waving. It felt like answered wishes.

Maybe goodbye didn’t have to be forever.

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

Talanaloy -> trans-aloy