#this is srsly a year old

[schneiderenjoyer]

The reason the whole age discourse is confusing is that bluepoch keeps pulling shit like THIS.

[iconicname]

Me: just trying to read jason todd centric angst fic in peace

Tim drake 95% of the time: what if I made everything about meeeee I'm such a uwu abused neglected baby genius boy 🥺🥺who could do no wrong! See how I flinch and panic when Jason looks in my way!! Even though I'm supposed to be such a smart and tough badass robin worthy of my title unlike that stupid idiot 2nd robin who got himself killed and everything that ever happened to him was his fault because he beat me up one time and he disagreess with the almighty batman! :((((( I'm so terrified of him, but I'll forgive him, im so brave to face my "abuser." I'm such a good person who puts the mission first and emotion second, and B-b-b-because jason was my robin!! How could my inspiration betray me like this? im so insecure about my position as robin! I keep invading Jason's boundaries because I'm soooo smart! And that stupid idiot jason doesn't know. This is just how Bruce and I show love aren't such a good person with no flaws whatsoever? I may be born rich, but I'm the perfect philanthropist who has no internal biases against poor people and know the ins and outs of how to handle crime alley! I may even teach Jason something! Any good that ever happens to Jason is because of my interference , he should be forever grateful for having a brother like me and also forever guilty for beating me up one timeee, let's ignore the fact I fought back just as much and was conically still standing by the end. Jason should feel sooo guilty for existing in my presence that he feels obligated to cater to my emotional needs like a parent even though he's only three years older..I'll even guilt trip jason into taking care of Bruce's emotional needs because he's soooo sad and repressed his emotions! Even though Bruce and I never had a day in our lives where our needs were unable to be met and we never had a lack of support systems and jason spent spent his who childhood taking care of adults who should have been taking care of him. But I'm just so small and frail! I need taking care of and Bruce neglects me for that evil 9 year old, look at these brittle thin bones I'm so unhealthy and don't know how to take care of myself I need jason to do it even though I'm medically fit enough to be a vigilante and had enough support growing up to have access to good medical care and consistent nutrition. Oh, but i just don't know how to care for myself. I'm such a genius, but i can't figure out basic math like getting no sleep, and relying on coffee will lead to burnouts. I just want to keep going because I'm so loyal and noble. I can't waste a moment of time to save people! :))) look at all of these cutesy quirks I have no character development needed in fact all of my perceived character "flaws" are positive flaws or flaws that only negatively affect my uwu sad boy self rather than other characters or the plot!

[alchemistc]

Hey uh, I've been getting a lot of spam in my inbox lately that I usually just block and delete, but just in case anyone is not familiar with phishing scams, this is a fun new/old one:

DON'T CLICK THOSE LINKS FOLKS.

Like this is actually a pretty decent attempt - no glaring spelling or grammatical errors, sounds like official wording - but just like the fucking bank who won't ask you for a pin unless you're at an ATM this is NOT how this works.

Also why would they send a verification link TO an account you're logged into. Just. What

[yikes-ajax]

P...... Party rrocker in the house tonihhgt

[menaceofsociety2]

Chat what do you think they did to onstald?

[moomin279]

which could mean nothing

[teruel-a-witch]

it's the year 2024 and people are still posting anti shit and other ships in the jeff/annie tag like

GROW UP.

annie did.

[girlscoutbrownies]

see guys. he’s shooting. HE’S NOT A LOSER. 😭😭😭

[rubber-glovs]

Oooohhh the urge to yap about my ocs and the world they live in......

[recurring-polynya]

howl, zabimaru

bonus: here it is in two other colorways

[syunkiss]

he looks like a toddler. Why is he so small

[khyann]

i finally got to play alhaitham's story quest and holy shit, haitham, kaveh, get a fucking room

[s1ushyz]

Happy Birthday Gerard! thank you for making kick ass music, characters, comics, tv shows, and vampires. That's pretty awesome dude

[pvnks0ul]

Super jealous of anyone who can have an idea for a fic and complete it within hours.. Or even a week

[grimmweepers]

so close to a milestone already and i haven’t even been back for a month :(

[anarchivalsystem]

Well, our SP is as up-to-date as it can be since a few fictives have been dragging heels on making proxies - mostly ones who weren't adults in canon but are in-system - so if anyone wants to add us, we're ArchivalSystem there & on Discord. Discord spoons are lower but still.

Someone's been having fun making everyone cute custom profiles though & I figured I'd show them off!

A couple of notes:

1. ED Mention warning on the first; symptom-holder.

2. We are aware AngelDust is canonically gay; ours still IDs that way but "didn't exactly plan on falling for any broads, shit happens."

3. If you add us on SP please note our Valentino alter goes by Valentìne & is NOT CANON. They are canon-divergent & never abused anyone - they behaved that way publicly to support the Vees' image but took proper care of those working for them. Please be mindful if talking to them; they are very sweet.

4. All Littles & Middles are in a tagged folder; mind that when interacting! We haven't put all their specific ages in yet.

Going to work on a proper system intro shortly.