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The reason the whole age discourse is confusing is that bluepoch keeps pulling shit like THIS.
#reverse 1999#reverse 1999 diggers#either he's fuking over 103 years old or this event happens when he's already with vertin#but given how they don't state the era each Storm reverses into we're not even sure if this is accurate#and it's not a typo since london's first subway actually did get built in 1863#so wtf bluepoch what are you implying?#this just makes me believe more that arcanists are long lived species compared to humans and thus the concept of time doesn't bother them#which would also explain how they'd adapt easier to a shift of era since they constantly live in such chaotic environment#that requires constant adaptation at all times#but no srsly bluepoch pls just tell us if arcanists live a long ass time so i can label everyone 500 years old idk
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Hey uh, I've been getting a lot of spam in my inbox lately that I usually just block and delete, but just in case anyone is not familiar with phishing scams, this is a fun new/old one:
DON'T CLICK THOSE LINKS FOLKS.
Like this is actually a pretty decent attempt - no glaring spelling or grammatical errors, sounds like official wording - but just like the fucking bank who won't ask you for a pin unless you're at an ATM this is NOT how this works.
Also why would they send a verification link TO an account you're logged into. Just. What
#psa#i can't decide if im just getting this bc my posts are generating kots if notes or if its fandom shit but srsly don't click the link#i know most if my moots are thirty and forty year olds who are veterans of the IT email#that is lowkey calling out amanda from sales for bsod'ing her pc with a clearance sale link on a designer handbag#but like#theres probably at least 10% of my follower count still active and participating so for those guys DON'T CLICK THE FUCKING LINK
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P...... Party rrocker in the house tonihhgt
#sorry yall shit caption im too busy being an adult now#suddenly my birthday comes around again and now the government wants me to vote and join the military (srsly i have got so much mail)#and yet i still cant drink like the 46 year old man who smokes like a freight train and grows weed in his gramamaws backyard in me would smh#us military ik you love me but please stop sending me mail i am literally crippled and feral you do not want my whiney ass#animals#cats#petblr#cat life#catblr#cat lovers#cat#my cat#cat photos#calico#calico cat#silly pet#silly cats#cat memes#pet cat#cat pics#cat pictures#cute cats#aww#lol#haha#awwpics#cute#cute animals#SOMEBODY HELP THIS CAT IS SO ANNOYING SHE SNORES SO LOUD
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Chat what do you think they did to onstald?
#nevermoor#theres no way he spend over 50 years learning a wunderous art and preserving wundersmith history just to decide 'actually no i hate them now#'and srsly think they should all die including an 11 year old child'
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which could mean nothing
#STEVE WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNNNNN#srsly steve i love u so much#sometimes babygirl is an 80 year old man#steve martin#meryl streep#martin short#this does not help my steve martin short agenda#omitb#only murders#oliver x loretta#oliver putnam#loretta durkin
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it's the year 2024 and people are still posting anti shit and other ships in the jeff/annie tag like
GROW UP.
annie did.
#she's 33 for gossakes#she was born the same year as me#i've been in the trenches since early 2010 and it's still same old bs#went into the tag to see new joel and alison pics and instead had to once again expand my block list#i don't have time for this#also imagine saying alison didn't contribute anything to the character#couldn't be me#literally annie is only as likeable as she is because alison is a comedy goddess and she made annie her own character#anyway im not inviting debate im just venting on my own blog#i was there gandalf#people who weren't there don't get to rewrite history#jeff x annie#katya rambles#srsly tho for some reason when it's j/a common courtesy goes out the window#i haven't seen people post things this immature and mean spirited and rude in a ship tag in a long time
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see guys. he’s shooting. HE’S NOT A LOSER. 😭😭😭
#sbg#aiden rambles#school bus graveyard#school bus graveyard (webtoon)#like srsly COME ON#HES NERVOUS BUT SO WOULD ANY OTHER 14 YEAR OLD#Like hes just a kid#I feel so bad for him#I FEEL SO BAD FOR TYLER#UGHHHHH
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howl, zabimaru
bonus: here it is in two other colorways
#zabimaru#my fanart#is this...folk art?#this is a birthday present for renji because srsly who wouldn't want a linocut of their own bankai?#happy birthday renji!#i think this was more process than product but i had a pretty good time making it#sorry i couldn't decide between the colors so you get all of them#this is so awful but the purple version is actually based on RENJI'S STUPID TOQUE FROM ROLLING STAR#or at least at made it at the time that i was trying to color-correct that screenshot#i was just going thru the gradient maps that i had and was like 'oh no this looks good'#this is all digital btw#made possible by the bardotbrush art maker's club block print toolkit brushset. thank you lisa! i hope you never see this!!#i actually did take an actual block printing class once. it turned out it was less of a class and more of open studio for 3 old dudes#and as a result it took a ton of time outside of class that i didn't really expect#and i had a baby at the time and i also sucked at art then so i didn't re-enroll when it was over#point being: i think it would funny to go back and do nothing but 20-year old anime-themed block prints#you laugh but there was a big ass print someone made of totoro hanging in the room and it slapped
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he looks like a toddler. Why is he so small
#he looks like an american blonde boy with blue eyes that spends the whole day on his ipad dirty with cheetos and says “i am 100x more+#skibidi sigma than you!!“#ranpo edogawa#edogawa ranpo#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#bungo stray dogs#srsly he looks like 7 years old here
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i finally got to play alhaitham's story quest and holy shit, haitham, kaveh, get a fucking room
#genshin impact#alhaitham#kaveh#kavetham#srsly the joke of them acting like an old married couple is no joke#these bitches are in their 20's yet their bicker like they've been married for 30 years#“friends” suuuuuuuure#just kiss already
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Happy Birthday Gerard! thank you for making kick ass music, characters, comics, tv shows, and vampires. That's pretty awesome dude
#srsly though happy birthday#my favorite vampire#silly old fart#who's now 47 years old#....#HE'S 47 YEARS OLD#:(#s1ushyz#my chemical romance#mcr#gerard way#frank iero#my chem#mikey way#ray toro
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Super jealous of anyone who can have an idea for a fic and complete it within hours.. Or even a week
#most of my drafts are reaching 1 years old now😣#and im just now beginning to srsly edit them like 😔#ʚ 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓼 ɞ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚#black panther fanfiction
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so close to a milestone already and i haven’t even been back for a month :(
#all the followers i had before i turned this into a writing blog had been blocked so i basically started on a blank slate#thank you to my old mooties who gave lil old me a chance and to all the incredible new mooties i’ve met thus far#(there are so many of you i wanna squeeze)#and also thank you to my followers!! srsly i see y’all#it’s just a lil crazy bc the reason why i went on hiatus for so long was because i got burnt out and felt like i wasn’t good enough#it’s taken what like 2 years of passive writing practice (aka me writing stuff and just sending it to a few friends to read) for me to#become confident in my writing to post again and hopefully it stays that way bc writing is truly a hobby i enjoy#i probably won’t be doing an event bc i still feel undeserving (and that’s something i need to work on) but THANK YOU I LOVE YOU#chitchatting ᵔᴗᵔ
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Well, our SP is as up-to-date as it can be since a few fictives have been dragging heels on making proxies - mostly ones who weren't adults in canon but are in-system - so if anyone wants to add us, we're ArchivalSystem there & on Discord. Discord spoons are lower but still.
Someone's been having fun making everyone cute custom profiles though & I figured I'd show them off!
A couple of notes:
1. ED Mention warning on the first; symptom-holder.
2. We are aware AngelDust is canonically gay; ours still IDs that way but "didn't exactly plan on falling for any broads, shit happens."
3. If you add us on SP please note our Valentino alter goes by Valentìne & is NOT CANON. They are canon-divergent & never abused anyone - they behaved that way publicly to support the Vees' image but took proper care of those working for them. Please be mindful if talking to them; they are very sweet.
4. All Littles & Middles are in a tagged folder; mind that when interacting! We haven't put all their specific ages in yet.
Going to work on a proper system intro shortly.
#systemshit#altershit#archival textposts#alter-november#sysblr#pro endo#endo safe#srsly we're traumagenic but it's your brain we don't care discourse is just exhausting & we are old in Tumblr years#bookmark#simply plural
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im sorry i have to rant im so fucking pissed
my exams end on 19th and I have to get rid of some books and buy some books which are quite pricy online so I had planned on going to college street on 20th and selling my books and buying the new ones at a cheap price and i was frankly really excited about it because all I get is a one day break to relax bcz i have to start studying for entrances from 21st so all I have is 20th and i wanted to spend it at college street and then get some food and basically have like a solo date kind of thing.
and i was so so excited about it i told my boyfriend about it like 500 times bcz i kept forgetting i've already mentioned it and it was literally on my mind a lott so i kept bringing it up and ik it seems like not a big deal cz i can just sit at home and chill too but i literally do not get to go outside my house. like- the last time i went out was new years eve and after that the only time i've gone out is to school or to give my boards that is it. my mother has some weird like problem wiht me going out like even if i tell her that i just want to go to our terrace for 5 minutes just to get some fresh air she won't even allow that she'll be all suspicious and like sTaNd In ThE bAlCOnY aNd TaKe FrEsH aIr like she herself doesnt leave the house (and blames it on me and my brother ???? when have we ever stopped you bro, she said I HaVe To Be HeRe To KeEp An EyE like im 18 i dont need to be watched 24/7 stop blaming me for choices you put upon yourself) and i just feel so suffocated ALL THE TIME i feel so overstimulated and im so sick of rotting on my bed and i dont want to wait for some birthday party or friends meet up to be able to leave my goddamn house i just wanted to go and have a fun day and get me some books thats it.
anyway so initially the plan was that my mom would go along but something came up so she wanted to postpone it to 21st and i didn't want to bcz i'd already be missing 3 days bcz of my boyfriends birthday, holi and my brothers birthday (all of which are important and i dont want to miss which makes me the villain apparently bcz i should "adjust" and cancel my "parties" instead of trying to stick to my plan bcz that makes me too demanding and selfish apparently) so i suggested that ukw why dont u go do ur thing which came up and i'll go to college street by myself...which is when the solo date idea came which i had really wanted all along but didnt bring up bcz i knew she'd say no but now there's a valid reason for me to go alone so like, its a pretty easy fix i can just go alone but noooo. First of all,
I've been to college street multiple times before so its not like its an unknown area to me
im going by metro which is quite safe
im going when there is stark daylight and i will return home much much before it gets dark and im literally 18
she never lets me go anywhere alone, not even take ubers alone if i want to get back from somewhere my bf has to come drop me everytime and then go backwards to his house which is so so so stupid and i never get to go out alone unless accompanied by family or by a male friend, so obv when i said i'll go to college street alone she refused to let that happen and started screaming about how 'if its so important to go on 20th bcz u dont want to miss a day of studying then cancel ur 'parties' and study then' and i was like no its not about missing a day its just that there's a very easy and logical fix to this problem which is i go alone and its not inconveniencing anyone so why cant i just do that but she will not listen to that bcz im 'adamant' and 'everything has to be according to me' bcz i found a viable solution to the problem. so instead of letting me just go she was literally ready to pay much more money and buy the books online, like.....why cant i just go bro??? (and she keeps telling me im a waste of her money bcz i will amount to nothing in life and my education was a failed investment or wtv so like now why are u wasting more money??? im literally trying to save the money that u 'waste' on me so just let me ???)
anyway i called my dad last night and told him and he was super ok with the idea he said its a good idea that i go alone and that he would speak to her but then today when i asked her if dad spoke to her she said yes, we'll go on 20th and i was like .....we? so apparently she CANCELLED her previously immovable thing for which she wanted me to cancel my 'parties', she cancelled that and agreed to go with me on 20th just so that i dont get to go alone- like ???????????????? what is ur problemmmm
so obv i was super annoyed and i went on a whole ass rant about how i literally struggle to even cross roads bcz i dont know shit about basic travelling bcz all my life ive been in a car and its a running joke with all my guy friends that i 'cannot navigate' and 'dont know any places' and obv??? if im never allowed to go anywhere then how tf will i know the places- the only places i know is bcz recently i've been paying a lot of attention and asking my dad stuff about what roads to take to reach certain places and when i go out with my friends i kind of try and learn a bit but thats it i've only ever gone alone completely alone to two places which is my beauty parlour thats 5 minutes away from my house and one bazaar one time that was 2 bus stops away, thats it. thats my extent of public travelling alone. and now im supposed to go to a whole new STATE for college and i cant even call myself an auto without struggling. and like- is this not a basic life skill??? like ok yeah its not rocket science and i will probably figure it out even if i start later in life but why not now? most of my guy friends literally go everywhere alone, why not me? and my dad agreed with all of this but my mom was just like "you'll be in the hostel only, no need to go out of the campus" like ARE YOU FOR REAL????????? and she's like "if u want to learn skills learn how to cook" like ok yes i will also learn how to cook for sure but i wont have a fucking kitchen in the hostel but somehow cooking is an urgent skill i should learn but going places by myself is unimportant bcz i should just never? leave? the? hostel?
anyway after much screaming and shouting my dad gave up and just cut the call bcz he doesnt want to get into an argument with my mother and my mother was being all suspicious like why do u hAvE tO gO aLoNe AlL oF a SuDdEn even though i literally explained why i want to do this alone but she doesnt think thats valid. so she refuses to let me go and i asked her for one reason why i shouldnt cz usuallt its always "no u have exam what if smthn happens" but now i literally dont even have exam so whats ur excuse now? streets will always be unsafe forever so "what if smthn happens" is not a reason to never let me go out without a man so just gimme one reason and she couldnt give me a single reason she just said "i said no, thats it".
and now she's gone off about how im useless and blah blah and "high maintainance" bcz i want books and "everyone else (some pishi's son) just studies online" and so the whole option of college street is apparently now cancelled and she's trying to set up a whole ass kindle account (half the books i need arent even available as ebooks) just because i wanted to go by myself.
#in our house kids dont stay outside past 6:30pm'' but now all of a sudden its fine for my brother to play#till 10:30 at night#she literally stopped me permanently from going down in the evenings since i was in class 7-8#this is why ive never had any friends outside of school bcz she wouldnt let me leave ths fucking house#and now that my brother is in class 7#he's allowed to be out playing with his friends till 10 freaking 30#he comes home an hour late sometimes...45 minutes and almost always at least 30 minutes late at NIGHT and she says nothing except like#one sentence#yeah im only the villain i only keep u locke#up in the house its all my fault#this is just so damn unfair#like literally insulting#im not a child what is her problem#what sort of fucking solution is 'never leave the hostel' like ok even if i do that what happens then??? after i graduate?#i'll be a 24 year old who doesnt know shit about going from one place to another without a man present]#and then this woman preaches how she 'always raises her son and daughter equally' like srsly shut the fuck up#my whole life i've been told abar late?''#and for me bcz i would come home 5-10 minutes late nd i did it maybe once or twice she made me completely stop going down to play#5-10 minutes late from 6:30 wherein he comes an hour late from 9 fucking 30#and this sounds so stupid bcz im an 18 year old now and i dont give a fuck abt how long i got to play but its just unfair dude#with me it was always smthn or the other either exams or she gets miraculously sick every time i want to go out to play#im not even kidding she did a whole “i have fever and ur going to leave me like this and go play?” on me one time bcz i was adamant abt goi#after months of not being able to go bcz of exam or smthn or the other#she did not have any fever it was fucking bullshit#and how am i supposed to help with ur imaginary fever anyway im literally 12#its so fucking annoying man and then if i say anything at all she'll go on a tirade about how#like YOU DO THOUGH??????? im sorry ur feelings are hurt bcz i said you do smthn that u LITERALLY DO#istg not even 2 days ago she was having a fight with my dad abt how he should teach my brother to learn how to cycle so that he can go buy#groceries#i can cycle
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I need to stop buying cute and expensive sketchbooks/notebooks i havent done it in a while thankfully but i always find myself afraid to use them and mess them up and aughhhhhhhhhh i think I just prefer cheap sketchbooks and i just dont really use notebooks much 😭
stares at my bee archer and olive dot grid notebook that i am always afraid to use and i only put my first writings in it today 😭😭 like bro thats for writing in!!!!!!! write in it!!!!!!!
#rachel rambles#its srsly so pretty but also daunting#alsp doesnt help that my handwriting looks like a 7 year olds hand writing so its like…. i am ruining its beauty
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