#this is so stupid. closerverse doesnt even HAVE pride
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oozeandgoo-art · 6 months ago
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Dipshits go to Pride
Text reads: Hudson Pride Party 1623 Rex: "You sure this is the right scene? Not convinced I belong here, I mean." Shotgun: "Yeah. Go find the booze truck and you'll fit right in, loser."
+ really stupid followup under the cut
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Text reads: Shotgun: "Rex!" Rex: "Hi Shotgu-" Shotgun: "What is your problem!" Rex: "In my defense I didn't think the 'no lacerations' rule applied." Shotgun: "Wh - Rex, it always applies!" Rex: "It was a homophobe!" Shotgun: "You still got kicked out." Rex: "Eh. I was sick of it anyway."
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