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oozeandgoo-art · 7 months ago

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Dipshits go to Pride

Text reads: Hudson Pride Party 1623 Rex: "You sure this is the right scene? Not convinced I belong here, I mean." Shotgun: "Yeah. Go find the booze truck and you'll fit right in, loser."

+ really stupid followup under the cut

Text reads: Shotgun: "Rex!" Rex: "Hi Shotgu-" Shotgun: "What is your problem!" Rex: "In my defense I didn't think the 'no lacerations' rule applied." Shotgun: "Wh - Rex, it always applies!" Rex: "It was a homophobe!" Shotgun: "You still got kicked out." Rex: "Eh. I was sick of it anyway."

#rex #shotgun #ayleh #oc #doodle #this is so stupid. closerverse doesnt even HAVE pride #it'd be really fucking funny if you took rex (from a culture where bisexuality is not only default but its kinda weird not to be bi) and #tried to suggest to him the concept of homophobia though. he'd be so stuck on '.... okay but what about when you only do women? what's that #one called? heterophobia?' like he would need a good half a month to wrap his head around it #hudson is a mess in a lot of ways but it's not particularly hostile to people being any flavor of atypical inherently #and rex who doesnt like socialize like a normal person just kind of doesnt come in contact with enough homophobes to realize they. exist #he thinks of them like weird religious kooks who worship the moon or something. a curiosity mostly #Shotgun also kind of wouldnt give a damn about homophobia on account of she's a robot and anyone getting on her case for fucking #women would already be too busy getting on her case for existing as a robot #joke

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