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trouble except she has one person to stalk. rip. literally💀
not the skull-😭
OISHAOIBFSL
ANON.
NO.
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he’s really just folding his underwear what in the 😭
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Nothing but respect for my president
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it's a damn shame bioware doesn't capitalize on the whole Arlathvhen thing. it could be so much fun. you're telling me that a people that meets up to exchange information every 10 years don't all know each other? come on now. just think.
Lavellan: it's a damn shame about Mahariel. Figures she'd sacrifice herself tho, she was always dramatic like that
Varric: you knew the hero of Ferelden?
Lavellan: Oh yeah, she used to spike my drinks with hot peppers as a prank
Varric: ....huh.
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Lavellan: How's your Keeper?
Dalish: oh I don't know, I've been gone for a few years now
Lavellan: (nodding) do you want me to send a message for Istimaethoriel to pass on?
Dalish: No. Wait.... yeah, no.
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Lavellan: man. I wonder what Felassan's up to. No one's seen him since the last Arlathvhen
Solas, sweating bullets: damn that's crazy. who's Felassan
Lavellan: oh he was a Keeper, we used to drink together
Solas sweating even bigger bullets: oh haha he was a friend of yours?? damn I hope you find him. crazy stuff
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having recently tested it, I thought you might like to know your midi's fit four full grown female rats in one pocket quite comfortably
OH MY GOD you can’t just SEND me this and NOT show me PHOTOS?????
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Genuinely this is one of the funniest fucking things to come out of a comic book that i own.
LAUNCH!! HIS!! KRYPTONIAN!! ASS!!!
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"we're platonically having children together. as co workers, of course."
skinner, opening a cabinet and pulling out a half-empty bottle of vodka labeled 'x files incident' and taking a shot:
"uhhh sure. tell me less."
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