#this is so fucking funny PLEASE

[webslingingslasher]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeMWWS2R/

trouble except she has one person to stalk. rip. literally💀

not the skull-😭

OISHAOIBFSL

ANON.

NO.

[kimtaegis]

he’s really just folding his underwear what in the 😭

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[commander-diomika]

Tag yourself I'm frog monster exsanguination

Finally organized the Arthur injury/incident chart into something actually presentable! Red are for things that would definitely leave scars or other noticeable evidence, orange are too unspecified to say but could have left notable marks. [Image ID in Alt]

[shwinlsol]

I apparently have an affinity for drawing grizzled old men and their psychopathic exes

[1hellofacookie]

Do... do you like

...the colours of the sky?

please tell me nobody did this yet 💀💀

[lehaniixd]

LMAO PLEASE

shitty comic created bc of an idea i had in the shower. you guys get chicken scratch art. congrats ✌️😋

[thespectrehauntingfodlan]

Nothing but respect for my president

[attractthecrows]

it's a damn shame bioware doesn't capitalize on the whole Arlathvhen thing. it could be so much fun. you're telling me that a people that meets up to exchange information every 10 years don't all know each other? come on now. just think.

Lavellan: it's a damn shame about Mahariel. Figures she'd sacrifice herself tho, she was always dramatic like that

Varric: you knew the hero of Ferelden?

Lavellan: Oh yeah, she used to spike my drinks with hot peppers as a prank

Varric: ....huh.

--

Lavellan: How's your Keeper?

Dalish: oh I don't know, I've been gone for a few years now

Lavellan: (nodding) do you want me to send a message for Istimaethoriel to pass on?

Dalish: No. Wait.... yeah, no.

--

Lavellan: man. I wonder what Felassan's up to. No one's seen him since the last Arlathvhen

Solas, sweating bullets: damn that's crazy. who's Felassan

Lavellan: oh he was a Keeper, we used to drink together

Solas sweating even bigger bullets: oh haha he was a friend of yours?? damn I hope you find him. crazy stuff

[0ffisially0ll0]

its time to drink water

[mayakern]

having recently tested it, I thought you might like to know your midi's fit four full grown female rats in one pocket quite comfortably

OH MY GOD you can’t just SEND me this and NOT show me PHOTOS?????

[nobledragonflying]

it's the final video of the current hermitcraft season, you open it to find grian doing a final tour of the server, of all the builds and funny stories that had happened

then he goes to the place that started it all, the fishing dock. he never did get that mending book after all

imagine him fishing for one last time for old times sake, the string bobs and he reels in a book

he laughs figuring it’s a sharpness or bane of arthropods, or something just as useless to him. still he goes and opens his inventory. his cursor hovers over the book and right there it says-

mending

in glowing shimmering purple. there is a silence so deafening that you think that someone was murdered

you can physically see his soul leave his body before the most ear piercing scream-

the video cuts to black

[saragrosie]

I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.

Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.

Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)

[spaceistheplaceart]

anyone remember how branch can seamlessly adapt to different genres and also how he likes a ton of them. anyway.

hello trolls fandom

[aphel1on]

AURGH auwarghh the autistic parental trauma... the epi was wacky hijinks then dropped this on us out of nowhere... (sobs) laios... laiiiiooooos

[azuronel]

my predictions for the end of book 7

EDIT: part two here