#this is so dumb i'm sorry

[teylasbantos]

major sheppard's first first contact

[leonidele]

really? huh, alright. here you go:

lmao you though you could scare the Devil?

thanks for giving me reason to draw this minicomic, @teawithghosts.

[thesarge]

Flirting: A guide by Davos Blackwood

[vieramars]

You're possessed by 🐍

You've been snaked by 🐍

snake

🐍 🐍 🐍

[amysstarlesslife]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[museofpangolins]

probably Julius Caesar, at some point: "I don't think I can Veni Vidi Vici my way out of this one"

[palaceoftears]

When you're trying to have a "romantic" moment with your wife but instead of getting to hold her hand you have to hold her nail guards 💔

[selfdevour]

[madnessatdawn]

Bowuigi and Banana Bros: Protective mario bros edition

Bowuigi

Mario to Bowser- If you hurt him again, then nowhere on this cursed Earth and the next can you run from me. I'm sure Ma wont mind me helping her make terrapin soup.

Banana Bros

Luigi to Donkey Kong- Make no mistake, it takes a lot to hurt my brother. I already know you did so more than once. That'll be the last time. After that, well... there won't even be bones to dry after I'm through with you.

[odd-critter]

I didn't realize I drew homestar with very vague high heels and then I thought it would be funny to imagine him, an athlete, running around in heels. BUT THAT MEANS HOMSAR SHOUL

[bunnymadeofyarn]

karen and ted re:mike and will [x]

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things

Bonnie and Peppino: What the fuck?

Giles and Gustavo: What the flip?

Nico and The Noise: What the sigma?

[mirdaniaa]

[i-am-totally-not-a-lizard]

Currently serving only a microscopic amount of cunt. Slaying a miniscule portion of the day. Eating only but a crumb.

[rownmurdock]

who up passing they nirvana