#this is shitty lmao but like..... this fucced me up

[mikeshanlon]

izzy’s Look™ in 2x16

[lovemeian]

you try the old ‘grab and jiggle’, bakusquad edition.

characters ! bakugo katsuki, kirishima eijiro, denki kaminari, sero hanta x gn!reader

it’s hard to pick and choose characters for these, esp when there’s a lot, so i’m going for squads right now hehe + highly suggestive, fluff, humour + i write profanity on the daily, but yk + not doing mina for now bc i can only do four lmao save me + use of the word: molested as a joke in kiri’s !

masterlist ; ko-fi ; might do the dekuquad next, but give me four more characters to play around with hshs

It’s called the old ‘grab and jiggle’ for a reason.

—BAKUGO KATSUKI

please. you expected and daydreamed of the kind of outburst this will cause, and the anticipation almost ruins the entire thing as you try to contain your excitement as soon as you found the perfect day for it.

when bakugo comes home from his weekly training with the others, grumbling about some new pro-heroes still trying to find their rhythm and hitting each other more than their practiced ‘villains’, he’s sweaty and complaining, and his butt had never looked more beautiful tightly encompassed in athletic shorts.

his glutes are hugged so prettily, and his thighs have never looked more appealing. if you didn’t have a prank prepared, you would be too busy salivating at your delicious significant other.

you near him, as casual as you can. he turns to you briefly as he shakes his protein pack. “we probably won’t have dinner tomorrow,” he grumbles, going at the week’s schedule in his head. “we’re gonna have to train the new recruits more, seeing as they can’t fuc— hey!”

bakugo’s reactionary movement is fast— he’s a pro-hero after all — and as soon as your hand sneaked up, grabbed a handful of his butt, and jiggled it— you knew you were setting yourself up to get caught as a speed of lightning, he was turned to you, eyes wild and wide, face flushed red, holding your wrist in a death grip.

his mouth was gaping as you tried to bite your laughter. “what the fuck are you doing?”

“the old grab and jiggle?”

“the— what the fuck is the old grab and jiggle?”

you blink innocently. “want me to show you again?”

“n-no! that’s enough! who the fuck’s teaching you these things?” his eyes narrow, tugging you close. “is it shitty hair?” 

“no.” you giggled. “found it myself, wanted to see how thick my lover is.” you winked at him and his scowl twitched, face burning brighter, before he clenches his jaw.

“give me your butt.”

you squealed at his slow approach, backing away at the determined look in his gaze. “no! katsuki—”

“give me your butt!”

excuse to all your neighbours with the most random of screeches and threatening demands of ‘grabbing your butt and jiggling the shit out of it’, but they’re used to you. especially when he catches you— because of course he does — and you explode in laughter.

—KIRISHIMA EIJIRO

on god, pro-hero kirishima has the juiciest butt you cannot change my mind.

you had almost, actually forgotten about your fun little plan until kiri decided he wanted to make use of the very nice veranda right beside the living room for his workout, giving you a little kiss as he set off on working out on the nice patio with the glass doors open for the refreshing spring day to come in.

but when he started doing lunges, going forward and stretching those workout shorts so snugly against his very beautiful thighs and derrière— apart from salivating for a good minute, you remember the little prank that has your fingers itching.

so when he switches to squats, you move like a cat.

conspicuous and too aware of every little movement, you’re a little thankful that his workout playlist is loud, and he’s very much in the zone, huffing quietly and and even humming as he bent those very nice thighs of his.

with a light sheen of sweat and his bright red hair pulled with a headband, you try and contain your giggles as you crept forward, one arm already outstretched toward the source of what looks like gold.

you know you can’t be quiet for too long. your boyfriend, after all, was a pro hero with very good skills, already turning toward your practically soundless approach with a nice smile.

“hey, y/n—”

you strike quick and you strike good, his entire body too preoccupied with stationing the position to stop the hand the darted out to grab a handful of one cheek and make it jiggle.

your kiri is so startled that he yelped, jumped, and fell on his chin.

“ow.”

“oh my god.” your panic is startled by your own snort, moving toward him immediately to catch him turn, still sweaty and more shocked than hurt, as he grabbed his very red chin. your amusement couldn’t die down, even in guilt. “i’m so sorry, baby! that’s—” then you burst out laughing.

despite his watery eyes and confusion, he laughs with you. he pulls you close, already technically on top of him, adjusting as you catch your breath in between wheezes.

as you rest your head on his neck, his deep rumble of, “should i be concerned that i’m going to get molested in my own house now?”

you smack his chest.

“ow, i’m not kidding, actually.”

you pull back, pouting, face flushed from laughing so much that he leans forward to kiss your chin. “it was a joke, you know. plus, you have very good glutes.”

his hands gloss over your back, before he grabs a lot of your own butt’s meat, making you shriek as he squeezes. he smirks. “you have very good glutes too, baby.”

—HUSBAND!DENKI KAMINARI

kaminari would never think you’d do this.

for one, he had more of juicy thighs than arse, and second, he was getting ready for a hero gala, adjusting his suit against the floor length mirror whilst you went to the kitchen to take some water.

you had gone with him a few times, but it really wasn’t your scene. after greeting familiar faces and meeting new ones, a few tossed champagnes and dancing a little with your husband if it was part of the evening, there really isn’t much to

you were so focused on how much the suit was doing wonders for your husband, practically drooling against the water on your lips, that you don’t notice him ask you something. until he repeated it. again. and again. and he finally turned, eyebrow arched to check what you’ve been doing, not hearing him.

“—love!”

water practically dipped forward on your chin as you awoke from staring at your husband. “y-yeah?”

he smirked, snorting softly as he walked toward you.

he looked so good, his hair pushed back to one side, the years of being a pro-hero settling so nicely on him.

“are you okay, love?”

you set the glass down, blushing as he put one hand on your waist and another on your chin, wiping your mouth with a little smile. 

“what’s going on in your little head, hm?”

you sighed, leaning into his touch to rest your head on his chest, winding your arms around his torso. his warmth felt so good and nice, and he was so very built against his suit, feeling his dips and ridges.

“you just looked so delicious.”

you felt his laughter rumble against your own body, squeezing you in the comforting little hug and humming against your ear. “thank you. all for my favourite— hey!”

your hands had wandered, going south and tightly clenching against the fat of his rump and jiggling it wildly.

he had pulled away from you as you laugh, bitting your bottom lip as red spread across his neck and cheeks. 

“that was uncalled for!”

“your butt had looked so nice, husband of mine. i couldn’t help it.”

“you’re rude.” but he laughs, and its a charming look on him. “mhmh, but only if i’m allowed to do it too.”

—SERO HANTA

just because he wasn’t built like trucks like the rest, doesn’t mean sero isn’t built. although he’s more lean, when he’s stretched out on the couch like this, on his stomach, his muscles strained over his arms where he kept them underneath the pillow his head was resting, and his thighs and legs were on full display with the tail end of his ducky socks— you remember just how juicy he is.

especially his very prominent butt, looking exceptionally delicious.

and free real estate for a little grab and jiggle.

so you settle by his legs, peeling them off and putting them on your lap. he stirs but doesn’t do much, because for some reason, hanta is harder to wake up at home. you do know he’s alert most of the time, can barely even think about sleeping outside of the house.

what you don’t know is that the atmosphere both of you have built in this house felt like safe haven to him, and every single one of his instincts as a pro-hero quiets. melts. the safety is lulling, and his heartbeat knows your every little movement. the patters of your feet, the warmth of your skin against his. . .

you quiet the ever functioning pro-hero’s instinct.

so when his legs are on your lap, you grab a handful and made it jiggle. its fascinating how he doesn’t wake up from the first contact. you knead more, fascinated by the fat and muscle, and when you give it a smack, you hear a muffled sound.

you freeze, turning to the silky strands of dark hair spilling over the other side of the body you were playing with.

“. . . since when have you been awake, hanta?”

silene.

then another muffled, “. . . am not.”

you smack his butt again, and he shrieks unmistakably, peeling into laughter as he rearranges himself to turn toward you, hauling you by your arms instead and manoeuvring you on top of him, before he lays you both down, starfish pancake style.

he groans into your hair, snuggling you close as he laughs sleepily. “you were having too much fun, thought i’d you give that at least. after all, it’s your favourite ass.”

you pinch his waist and he shrieks again, laughing as he tries to pinch you. you’re too embarassed to say anything, just carding your other hand through his hair.

“i mean,” he says. “to be fair, i did like it. it felt like a really nice massage. the smacking might be too much though. woke my fucking soul up.” he nuzzles into your hair, mumbling, “say. . . can you do that again?”

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[cruddyborderlandstheories]

u guys know how crystalisks change color depending on element?

ohhh yeah

tl;dr: i went off on crystalisks for a while, started talking about vault monsters/guardians and siren tattoos, bloodwing, krieg, the elemental hierarchy, the bandits that got mutated by the vault key piece, the eridian ruins powering up, the moon [elpis] being teleported in that new vid we got with steve and claptrap, i rant about eleseer and technologically created pocket dimensions (heyo), and also there’s commander lily spoilers in here so be warned

i talked about a lot of things. i promise i linked them all together. somehow.

so we got the normal crystalisks that do explosive stuff

got Blue (the aptly named big blue crystalisk) that deals shock damage

(we also see a few more in hayter’s folly)

got Rouge the red one that deals fire damage

I’m honestly surprised we haven’t seen any green crystalisks since they’re pretty common in the caustic caverns.

anyway the reason im bringing this up now is because a very very long time ago (jesus christ, 2017) i had a theory that crystalisks were kinda like pets to the Eridians, like guard dogs of the ruins in the caustic caverns. which could explain why they were friendly (iirc Blue was even playing fetch with Booth) until Dahl started mining them

mostly cause of the guardian ruins everywhere

also, they show up in the Vault of the Warrior, as well. which is curious.

the other reason im bringing this up now is because im wondering if their crystals have any relation whatsoever to the purple crystals we see sprouting out of the ground in bl3.

they hang out in the ground when not active, mimicking said crystals, and there are yellow crystals sprouting out of the ground in bl2 that, when meleed, produce the same crystals crystalisks do when they die. (tho now im wondering if we’ve just been senselessly murdering crystalisk babies :|)

bonus: we know threshers are native to elpis, not pandora, and their blood is green. Crystalisk blood is blue, which could possibly hint at the fact they’re an alien species to Pandora. AFAIK rakk, skag, bullymong, stalker, and spiderant blood is all red. and so is bandit blood. (unless they’ve been huffing Eridium sludge like Zarpedon. then it glows purple i guess.)

anyway

you guys know how vault monsters change color based on element?

just recently fought this bad boy so i have a plethora of pictures

(this one is cryo)

(slag/base- which you know, makes sense. gotta slag em before u can swap guns)

(this one is shock)

nasty boy

also, interesting to note: we never got ‘explosive’ as an element with the sentinel and in bl3, explosive was taken out of the element list

you know how Siren tattoos also change color based on element?

sorry i would show amara’s green/corrosive tattoos BUT this was the leaked clip that i had on hand

ohhhh yeah.

now we know Siren tattoos are blue when using their base powers. according to amara, this blue means electricity is the ‘base’ element for sirens (which just plain isn’t true given what we’ve seen with maya and lilith, unless they show that further in bl3 where lilith uses phasewalk without her tattoos going red... which I’m guessing will not happen lol)

which has me like 🤔

we know in the original borderlands the vault key is blue for the vault of the destroyer

in all it’s technological glory

then it changes to purple in bl2. and apparently, we even get red in bl3.

so i know what you’re thinking “well blue must be the base element then” but imma posit that it’s actually not

We know the sentinel, when it comes out of the Vault, the first element it is is ‘purple’ (aka slag/eridium i guess, since slag isn’t in TPS). which, as we said above, makes sense.

we know the Warrior was a biological weapon built/modified by the Eridians for... some reason. It was under complete control of whoever opened the Vault. (the warrior actually has 2 elements afaik, the slag tail/wings and the fire)

I wanna say we were SUPPOSED to open the Vault of the Warrior first. Then open the Vault of the Destroyer and annihilate it with our new cool biological weapon

so then the order would be purple -> blue -> uhhh something something

oh and Siren tattoos appear to always be purple when interacting with Eridium stuff

like when Lily touches the vault key in the Vault of the Warrior, her tattoos glow purple

when Lilith is being mind controlled by Jack/the collar/charging Eridium her tattoos are purple

etc etc

also MAJOR COMMANDER LILY SPOILERS BELOW

her tattoos glow purple during the final cutscene i believe. bonus i’m pretty sure the vault map was glowing white when inside hector. it was still purple on the outside tho soooo take that as you will. i had a picture but i removed it because i didn’t wanna spoil anything for anyone. the whispy bits do remind me of angel’s wings

SPOILERS ARE DONE

dunno if any of this is important but i will say

when u fight a badass skag that’s been charged by an element and is implied to be the result of eridium runoff aka slag? mmm that’s the good shit.

Bloodwing?? her base color is purple. but jack is able to change her element based on outside stimuli (and, again, explosive isn’t actually seen as an element, just a joke... a really... fucked up... joke...)

we also know a lot of the bandits were mutated by the vault key (piece?) in sledge’s mine. might help explain burning psychos (the ones that are literally on fire). 

also maybe the eridian ruins are starting to give off ‘radiation’. you know how the original Eridian Ruins in BL1 were like white/blueish and then all the ones we find in BL2 are purple-ish? maybe they started charging up once the first Vault was opened and that allowed more and more bandits to start getting 

borderlands 1

vs

borderlands 2

(sorry for the shitty screencap, i hope it’s clear enough)

oh also maybe krieg’s ability to breathe fire and light himself on fire since he was a hyperion experiment. dunno if they did slag testing on him or not but... all things considered... it’s a probably maybe. wasn’t his assassin’s assassin the woman in the ECHO logs you find around the WEP?

also Terry the thresher? probably mutated like hell from living in those Vault ruins. might explain the size. also threshers being from the moon might just give them the fire/wormhole abilities inherently. since apparently the moon is some top secret eridian base that can see the future. im not even surprised. also you know. terry drops e-tech stuff upon decimation.

anyway i think Pandora is a lot older than Elpis and that’s why Elpis appears super fucking high-tech compared to Pandora’s ruins.

I mean look at the above then look down here

which makes sense, you’d make the planet before you make the moon yeah?

so elpis was probably put in place to watch over Pandora, maybe the Destroyer and the Warrior’s fight or maybe even to predict the future of that fight. maybe the eridians got paranoid and were like ‘fuck this’ and vanished because they were told they couldn’t win.

i do go into that whole theory of ‘zarpedon saw what the twins are about to do in bl3 and jack ain’t shit’ in an older post of mine so i won’t go into it here, but that’s another option as to why the eridians just booked it the hell outta dodge

bonus: in tycho’s ribs, some of the glowy lights are not actually purple, they’re red-ish

which has me thinking about the glowing red Vault Map we see in the Dev trailer. wonder if that’s going to lead up to elpis

oh! and speaking of elpis

yeah i don’t think that’s just an aesthetic thing cause holy shit

we’re all going to die!

yeah i actually have no idea what’s happening to the moon here

but im going to take a wild guess and draw your attention to that one scene with lilith

when she uhhh teleports in using her firehawk powers

we see it again when tyreen teleports in bandits on promethea

and they look

really

darn

familiar

im not saying we’re gonna teleport the moon but hOLY SHIT would that be F*CKING AWESOME

we also know ‘the moon is the key’ as shown on the cover art sooooo

it’s entirely possible?

which brings me to another point i made a while ago when the booth intro got leaked and i was talking about the ‘vault’ ‘not-vault’ area and decided it was on pandora because of the moon, but made a joke that maybe it wasn’t because i guess we could just move the moon.

what if it actually wasn’t lmao

nah im just playing, i’m pretty sure those are Rakk flying around there, but HEY it’d be cool!

also it’s pretty fucked up what’s happening on elpis considering it looks like it’s being bathed in fire... sucks for everyone on concordia but hey, if it means getting rid of pickle, im game.

OH GOD DAMN IT HE WAS ON SANCTUARY WITH TINA FUC-

anyway.

i wanna move the moon

oh also im still not convinced eleseer isn’t found by going thru a wormhole/alternate dimension/pocket rip/whatever

like, you know how to fight the Sentinel you go inside that giant purple crystal that looks like/is probably eridium? and the arena is WAYYY bigger than it ought to be? and it looks like the outside is made out of glowing graph paper and sick guy fieri flames that’s probably supposed to imply some sort of technological feeling?

oh and it does the “lilith just yeeted u to bloodshot stronghold- just kidding’ effect! which... y’know. my only gripe with that is it actually does appear to be somewhere inside eleseer given if u look at the ceiling it does look to be the same sky you see outside eleseer... but where the fck is eleseer... is it in another dimension inside the moon? bc i still refuse to believe the entire moon is being supported by that area... wouldn’t you see the crust?? somewhere? and it being in another dimension would help explain the whole ‘yeah you’re exactly where you were five seconds ago... but also you’re not because you’re in this arena and it’s clipping except it’s not so even though the sky looks the same because you’re in the same exactly spot you were in 5 seconds ago, you’re actually not (but you are)’. because what the fuck my scrub brain can’t comprehend that!

but god i wanna know if the eridians were harnessing the power of eridium and learned how to create pocket dimensions using their technology and fuckin DID IT the mad lads. i mean isn’t that what Vaults are? just little rips in this dimension. it’s the good shit.

also i wanna know why the Destroyer seemed to have pockets of slag/eridium on it’s tentacles when he’s supposed to be the VILLAIN tm of bl1 and also the eridians. might help explain why eridium only starts appearing after you off that physical rendition of him. also [see that one post i made about the crystals being corpses].

wow.

yeah.

i just spent a straight 2 hours doing nothing but typing this post. i should really go to bed. imma go do that

tomorrow i wanna talk about the seraph vendor. cause i can.

[arodrwho]

critrole 2.19 lb

doot doot doot who the heck needs to lb the whole 4 hours let’s jus skip 1 of them

anywho what a cute couplea nerds, flirtin by the fire,,

“with all due respect, she is smarter than that.” “caleb, as always, is right.” hi i love them & their mutual defense of each other (i also love how juxtaposed they are right here, w/caleb’s direct Don’t Be Awful To My Friend approach & nott’s I Will Talk Up My Friend Eternally & U Will Love Him approach so nicely contrasted & complementary & all that jazz)

“yeah, she doesn’t want to hurt her baby caleb!!” [liam makes a weird confused face] lmao

“no, i like children a great deal” “.......in your belly?” “NO NOT IN MY BELLY. you’re borderline offensive!” jeez fjord why u like this (also wow nott is bein real chill abt this w/the “borderline” bit here)

o hell yeah my dude, fakeout

o poor jester

holy shit yasha what the fuc k

“do i hate myself? no, i’m cool. i just.......i mean, she had wings, so you wanna talk about that instead?” nott, my buddy, my pal, are u like. okay?

“i just haven’t really felt comfortable in my skin for as long as i can remember. i just feel like i shouldn’t be--i don’t fit in with them” n ott

this is like. bordering on some, like. hmmmm

“it’s not just that. this feels wrong, like i should be in a different body” mmmmm

“it’s not that i don’t like myself, i think i’m okay. but i just don’t like how i feel when i see my hands or my feet. they just feel wrong. i want to be different.” mmmMMMM yea okay this is rly blatantly. a kind of dysphoria

& i already lowkey hc’d nott as trans so i can’t help drawing the Very Obvious Parallels there and. mm. unsure what think, depends on backstory possibly

“they tried me on so many different jobs” oh nott

torturer’s assistant, huh

“so u were nott a torturer, huh?” “no” jester u goddamn fuck

oh okay wow so that was a lot of backstory

i dunno how i feel about all this “every goblin but nott is evil” stuff we’re getting

“and you don’t seem to care how i look or who i was.” “i do not care. i know who you are now. if you don’t want to go back there, we don’t have to go back there. but if you actually do, don’t be afraid to ask. i will go with you.” what goodgood friends i love the m

still don’t like all this “every goblin but nott is evil” stuff. still not a fan

“you told me it was cherry wine” caleb u heck (can’t decide if i like this as friendly teasing, friendly reminding, or autistic Must Correct. ‘m hereby deciding the answer is All Three)

“if you see a goblin, you should kill it on sight” nott, no

“maybe you were just in a really shitty tribe” yeah, thank you, i’m glad someone finally actually said those words

aaaand ofc she disagrees. nott, my dude,,

“if you ever want to talk more about it, the door is always open for you, nott. when you are ready” o gosh

[saeranoppa]

Hey! Do you mind doing the RFA+V+Saeran reacting to MC being a YouTuber? Thank you and I love your blog!!

sure thing! and i’ll just drop my channel so that y’all check out my like.. 3 videos lmao

MY CHANNEL

i’m doing this with the prospect of being a normal youtuber. like, not a big one, just a chill small channel with a decent following lol.

Yoosung

He’s actually so amazed!

You had yet to tell him because you weren’t sure if you were ready to do so.

You were a bit self-conscious about it.

But one fateful day, he came across one of your videos because they appeared in the suggestions.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His s/o’s a YouTuber!? That’s so awesome!

He burst into the living room, where you were casually watching a movie while eating some snacks.

“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME!? I JUST SUBSCRIBED!”

You shot up the couch, cheeks all red, and looked away bashfully.

“I wasn’t sure you were going to like them…”

“Are you kidding!? I love them!!! Let’s make a video together one day! Let’s make a channel together!”

He was so supportive of you and your hobby/job.

Zen

He was pretty impressed because he’s a big personality in showbiz and tbh he would be pretty excited.

Waits for you to tell him, but you just… don’t. 

Eventually you guys are having take out (a miracle bcs that rarely happened) and he asks you about your channel.

You almost choke on your soup.

“I-I… W-Well you see.. it’s just a hobby! Nothing serious. Not that good, to be hone-”

He cuts you off by pressing a kiss to your forehead and grinning. 

“Will you include me in one of your videos?”

You were about to reply before he, once again, interrupted you.

“Because I bet you’d love it if your channel had even more beauty on it, since it already has a delicious babe in every video.”

You grab the nearest throw pillow and chuck it at his head, your blush spreading like mad across your face.

“I’ll think about it.”

But obviously you would let him.

You’d let him do your hair and he would let you do his, you’d actually been planning it after the first party ended. 

Jaehee

Tbh, she wouldn’t so impressed. 

She just thought it was unexpected, since she never even saw you with your cameras around. 

And she rarely had time to browse YouTube. 

But that doesn’t mean she wasn’t supportive of your dream/hobby/job.

When you told her, she asked you if you could please show her all of your videos.

Every time you turned around, there was a cute little smile on her face.

And a blush.

And she just looked so cute that you wrapped your arms around her and gave her a quick kiss.

“So, do you like it?”

She pulled back from the embrace, a pink hue visible all over her cheeks, before fixing her glasses.

“Of course I do. You look adorable in all of them, I even read the comments. And I think some people are a little bit too friendly for my liking.”

S’cute.

Jumin

You had to show him your channel as well because he was such a klutz with technology.

When he noticed the quality of your videos and the size of your audience, he immediately offered to sponsor your videos.

He also noticed how good you were at what you did, he was surprised.

You knew better than outright refusing his offer.

To him business was something serious, and this was obviously business related. 

So, you knew that if you refused right away, without thinking it through, he would go and lecture you about the importance of rare business opportunities.

You were quiet for too long though. 

“So? (Y/n), what do you think? Yes, no? I honestly think that it’s a great opportunity for both your channel and the company. YouTube is a great way of doing publicity and you would obviously benefit from C&R’s publicity.”

You noticed the fierce gleam in his eye.

He was serious.

He also looked very cute when talking about business. 

You couldn’t help but offer him one of the smiles that always and without fail made him melt.

You also felt guilty, because you felt like you were just taking advantage of him.

“How about this, baby? You sponsor some of my videos? I just… I honestly don’t want to feel like I’m taking advantage of you. I hate the prospect. And I know this is business and that I should think logically, but I don’t care. I have a moral code I must follow and that’s that. What do you think?”

You were blushing. 

It always made you flustered, talking business with him.

It was overwhelming and also slightly hot.

He just smiled at you and grabbed your hand, his thumb brushing along your knuckles. 

“We have a deal, my love.”

“And I have one more condition?” you continued.

He raised a single eyebrow, smile still present on his lips. 

He knew that tone of voice, you wanted to get away with something.

“I… I want you to be in one of my videos!”

He was taken aback. 

“Take it or leave, Mr. Han.”

Mr. Han… 

You were pinned against the couch in an instant, his lips hovering over yours.

“Deal.”

Seven

Obviously, he already knew about your videos.

He thought you were adorable and sexy and perfect. 

And he constantly created bots that left loving and supporting comments on your videos. 

Once Saeran settled in his house and was used to you, he decided to bring it up.

Why?

Because you had stop uploading videos ever since you joined the RFA.

He knew the reason. You were too busy with the organization and helping him. 

He loved you so much.

“Huh? Oh…” you rubbed the back of your neck, a sheepish smile on your face, “Yeah… Um, I guess I do have a decent following and I’ve been reading the comments asking me to upload but… I’m pretty busy.”

“I’ll help you.”

You looked at him dead in the eye.

A video with Seven. Now that would be something.

A creative spark lit inside of you and a grin started spreading on your face.

“Would be willing to wear a paper mask and be in one of my videos?”

That was easy.

A devilish smirk appeared on his face before nodding once, already plotting the weirdest most random video, fitting for your comeback. 

He’d help you blow up, just like he helped Zen. 

Of course, he’d ask you first. 

“And you know… Along the way… we can make some other type of video.. In which we do thinks like fuc-”

You threw your slipper and it landed right on his face.

Saeran

He also knew you were one.

He chose you after all.

(This is after Mint Eye btw, he’s on the road to recovery)

And I think that this baby would binge watch the videos he didn’t already while helping himself to some ice cream.

But he wouldn’t create supportive bots.

Instead, he’d look up at the negative comments, trace them, and suddenly the owner’s laptop would have a strange virus. 

No one messes with his angel.

He’d low key be your fan.

V

This nugget underwent surgery and when he watched your videos he was astonished. 

The way you handled the camera and edited your videos as A+++++.

He’d offer to help you with the filming process. 

YOU’D TAKE THE OFFER RIGHT AWAY.

And offer to pay him.

But he REFUSED. 

Why would you even offer that? 

“I’m doing this because I genuinely want to help and want to make you happy.”

Bless this sweet baby. 

I lost inspiration at Saeran and V aslfja sigh. sorry this was shitty.

[fjordfjucks]

so touch disease hit my 6+ day one of my vacation which Sucked but i made an appointment wit the apple store in my neighborhood for this morning and i was like fuc it i’ll just go pay the 149 to have the phone replaced (a “””discount””” for ic chip damage inflicted iphones lmao) 

i get there explain whats up dudes like wow you should work for apple you know  a lot im like haha no

next guy comes to actually fix my phone goes through the diagnostics and says that it’s a refurb with shitty parts so he’s not actually allowed to replace it (WOW THANKS TMOBILE) and im like bro its not about money right now i just cant afford to send my phone off for repair when i work from my phone like thats how i get in touch with clients

guy looks around and is like ‘hold on’ does some shit on his tablet and hes like yeah i bypassed the security checks and i was like HOMIE!!!!!!!!!!! hes like yeah you obviously knew what was up and it wasnt any fault of your own so let me do you this solid. also have you considered working here? still im like haha no 

long story short i have a new phone and the apple store smelled like cinnamon 

[bubbleprincecaesar]

You'll be the ears to my heart // Regan AU//Prologue

Summary: Negan has an accident that will change his life completely. Rating: PG-13, probably will end up being R or NC-17 Warnings: Language (I mean we’re talking about Negan, c'mon!) and I will add up more things as the story develops. Author’s note: Well I’ve been thinking for a long time about writing a Regan fic but I haven’t done it yet because:

1. My first language isn’t English. Yes, I can understand it and defend myself but the vocabulary I could use on a fic will never be as good as somebody whose first language is English. This is like a challenge to me, so don’t be afraid to point out all the grammar’s mistakes or spelling or if one sentence doesn’t make fucking sense.

2. I needed to come up with a good idea, and FINALLY this wild idea just came to my mind. I don’t want to spoil it, so if you want to know what I’m talking about you’ll have to read it ;)

I also wanna thank @weinsanedreamer55 for supporting this and being the first person to read this shitty think I wrote❤. I’m tagging some people of the Regan fandom too: @psychosexualnegan @reganapologists @losercowboy @lavergadebill @laundy @flocculentghee @hostilecrocodile @lillamb90 @snowsse And the last thing, I really want to know your opinions about my fic and about how I should continue it, so just read the note I’ll write at the end of the chapter.

So let the slaughter of the English language begin!

Here you can find it on ao3 and here you can find the chapter index :)

•••

Prologue

Negan woke up on a hospital bed. He tried to get up, but his whole body hurt like hell.

“Well fuc-…” he began to say, but he couldn’t finish the sentence. He hadn’t heard his own voice. He tried to calm down, but deep inside he knew he was freaking out. Maybe this was just a dream, or maybe he spent too much time sleeping on that fucking hospital bed and his ears didn’t work properly yet.

“Doctor! I need a fucking doctor!” If this was a dream, it was definitely a nightmare. He couldn’t help but feel the anger grow inside of him. He just couldn’t NOT being able to hear anything at all.

A man and two women entered the room and made their way to his bed. They were talking but Negan had no idea of what they were saying.

“I can’t fucking hear anything you fuckers!!!” He yelled, and the three of them backed off and stared at him. They had worried faces, and one of the woman left the room after the man had said something to her. He turned to face Negan, and slowly mouthed some words that Negan tried to understand.

“Do you remember anything of what happened?”

He remembered some lights, wheels noises and an intense ringing that wouldn’t stop and that after that everything went black. Then, it hit him like a baseball bat smashes a motherfucking head.

“Lucille!!!! Where the fuck is my wife?!?” He stared at the doctor, whose face seemed worried. Negan feared the worst.

“I NEED to fucking see her!! I LOVE HER!!!” Negan saw how the man said something like “calm down sir” but he couldn’t be calm. He tried to get up and the man tried to reduce him, so he got a fucking punch in the face.

“LUCILLEEEEEE!!! WHERE IS SHE??? I NEED TO-” he felt something in his arm and the last thing he saw was the woman staring at him with a sad look in her eyes.

Next

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Did you like it? The deaf!Negan idea came to my mind the other day because I was thinking about how much Negan likes to talk and it seems like he’s in love with his own voice lmao, so I just thought: what if he couldn’t hear himself? And then this was born hahaha.

Anyway, what I wanted to ask you guys was that I don’t know what to do with Rick, I mean I have the basic plot on my head but what I need to now is: what does Rick do for living? I have two options

1. Sherrif!Rick

2. Psychologist!Rick

Or you can give me some ideas, either messaging me or replying to this post.

Thank you all so much xx.

[kimgothic]

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[kidgoatking]

Get to know me tag!?

Tagged by kunoichiis, thanks babe

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST: 1. Drink: old water 2. Phone call: idk my dad 3. Text message: Alek 4. Song you listened to: DNA by Kendrick Lamar 5. Time you cried: like a week ago, new record probs HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: na 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: euh ya 8. Been cheated on: no 9. Lost someone special: ya fuck 10. Been depressed : born depressed 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: never thrown up bc of drinks lmao

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: red, black, and pink IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: ye 16. Fallen out of love: noooot really 17. Laughed until you cried: yes 18. Found out someone was talking about you: yeaa 19. Met someone who changed you : yea 20. Found out who your friends are: yea p much 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: god no GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: like 90% 23. Do you have any pets:  Biscuit and Chief are my cats, and Ben is the best labradoodle in the world!! 24. Do you want to change your name: Ya i want to legally change it to Eli probs 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: went out for dinner? 26. What time did you wake up: 12:30 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: reading,,,,, that gay shit 28. Name something you can’t wait for: for me to get over this infection and also turn 21? 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: like 5 min ago 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: be taller??? 31. What are you listening to right now: nada 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no dont think so 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: me being sick 34. Most visited website: yt 35. Mole/s: like the bitty brown ones that dont stick out ya a lot 36. Mark/s: little small darker skin patches everywhere, a scar from a big ole shot when i  was a babe, and i have a freckle on my right eye 37. Childhood dream: be a pro chef (not anymore lmao) 38. Hair color: black 39. Long or short hair: very short, shaved close rn 40. Do you have a crush on someone: ya sucks 41. What do you like about yourself: i think im funny and p good at makeup 42. Piercings: ears are pierced and have a nose and septum ring, hopefully many more tho 43. Blood type: O+ 44. Nickname: Eli 45. Relationship status: single 46. Zodiac: Gemini 47. Pronouns: they/he 48. Favorite TV Show(s): OITNB, Star Trek: NG, Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries, Mr. Robot 49. Tattoos: nah but i hope to change that too 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: nope 52. Hair dyed in different color: done red and blue and pink and was blonde just before now 53. Sport: looool no 55. Vacation: yes? 56. Pair of trainers: like old shitty nikes? MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: eggs 58. Drinking: water 59. I’m about to: take my meds 61. Waiting for: death

62. Want: idk stop being sick and also a pussy

 63. Get married:idk

64. Career: something in the med field if art shits out

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: both? 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: taller 68. Older or younger: same sage or older 

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice arms

71. Sensitive or loud: loud 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant:hesitant bc im the troublemaker??? HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: noo 75. Drank hard liquor: yee 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yea sucks 77. Turned someone down: yea like once 78. Sex on the first date: no 79. Broken someone’s heart: ya 80. Had your heart broken: YA

81. Been arrested: no 82. Cried when someone died:YEP 83. Fallen for a friend: YEP DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: sure 85. Miracles: sure 86. Love at first sight: noope 87. Santa Claus: sure 88. Kiss on the first date: yea

OTHER: 90. Current best friend name: idk do people have best friends outside of like 13 91. Eye color: black 92. Favorite movie: LOTR, Spirited Away, Logan, Summer Wars, Alien, ....

i dont tag anyone bc fuc u